I Gave Myself A Claire's Makeover ...but I'm a 30 Year Old Lady

the trick isn't that I'm magnetizing I guess can't phrase no you will never happen that's right ah feels like childhood so I feel like I need to reconnect with the use of today because as jenna Marbles likes to say I am a thirty year old lady and not a youth is that why you're wearing outfit looks like a unicorn and a rainbow just exploded on you what do you mean this is cool what do you mean I'm being cool and hip and sitting on the counter which you shouldn't do get off my counter no can't tell me what to do because I'm a 30 year old lady every store I went into was selling pastel like tie-dye stuff I think it's in this year so I got the shoes the pants and the shirt this is cool you're a kid that I'm a kid I mean young I'm a youth you can actually be like how do you do fellow kids yeah fellow youths we can't be throwing around the kid who's cute so my dilemma in relating to today's youths hold on drinking coffee youths drink coffee the kids are did your coffee know to sell your thing yes Starbucks it's so bad anyway my dilemma is that I grew up in like the 90s early 2000s so the only way that I know how to be a youth is by shopping at the store that I used to shop at all the time when I was a youth and when Tamagotchis were cool Oh bye I included this so today I've decided to give myself a dream childhood makeover from Claire's which I went in there and it seems like things have not really changed since the last time that I shopped there that was not for a costume I spent and $25 in Claire's which is quite the feat because it was by three things what was the sale it was like buy three get one free or buy I don't know hold on I spent $125 and six cents it was a really good deal so in order to have spent a hundred and twenty-five dollars was quite the achievement if I do say so myself that's what I was trying to get it Bobby is here to make me not go crazy while I'm doing this because I've already come really far I mean look at me I tried to shop like I was a 13 year old again so you're gonna learn a little bit about me looks like a bag of cookies apparently it still thinks Claire still sells it we had snap bracelet the body I got you one oh yeah that backfired I'll be bad there you go when we were kids we used to like do it as hard as we possibly could on wanting to smash your hands as able yeah your hand up I want to heart haha I'll be afraid I'm scared it doesn't hurt as bad as I thought oh look how cute it matches my outfit and then looking for a free one you know when I'm not used to this to what being a you oh that feels nice though I don't know why this scares me every time it's wood this matches me too oh my god it's like when you have panic attacks as a kid here that's what you do yeah that's why I don't have any friends everything's gonna be okay boy it's gonna be okay I think I want more bracelets I'm just not like bracelet crazy basically anything passed now I bought cuz this is gonna be a full ensemble pastel rainbow Phoenix art yeah whoo I couldn't like this one oh no it's gonna pick to Tiny's way too small oh no Claire's not mine it's gonna link free ah you're never eating oh oh you did it yeah yeah I'll take a little dreamcatcher you know it's cute that's cute is it cutting off circulation I like these oh no this one is definitely not getting on that is not elastic at all I have to cover my face because my camera likes me too much you guys get the point it's pastel and it's adorable I'm never gonna be able to get this off I'm gonna cut it off yeah do you know how cool I would have been in school if I had all of this you you know what I had I just told somebody about this the other day what they used to sell like misses like DiCaprio and mrs. bloom like Orlando Bloom and Leonardo DiCaprio so you could pretend you were married to them when you were definitely very underage I did not see any of those or I would have bought them I think I have it somewhere I think I kept it because every time I saw it I just laughed too much okay yay all right moving on to necklaces okay these were the coolest freaking knows these choker necklaces they still have so many of them we don't put them on I don't know they're gonna choke me if the bracelets were made for tiny humans Thank You Barry can I just like slide it on him oh yeah Q I basically tried to buy something for each part of my body I do kind of mildly feel like I'm being choked yeah I hate things around my neck make it as tight as possible without killing me and this one's black so it doesn't go with the ensemble they don't wear it maybe I like to wear this and then this one's just silver they're all bunched up on each other help me there you go yay all right what's next war okay one of the biggest parts of growing up with Clair's was getting these best friend necklaces and they caused so many problems cuz either you didn't have a friend and that was really sad or you had too many friends that all wanted one and you were add to pick like who is your best friend but then sometimes they had three people ones but I bought one for me you yay guys didn't really have anything like this it would have been adorable if you did it glows in the dark - just like my love free weave foot quarters into each other's knuckles Jesus see this what I have you here it's like the contrast of boy hooves and girl use I was out catching frogs I did that - oh cool do young people steal yes I feel like this is way harder to get out and like what I buy stuff at normal stores at 30-year old dirty your old lady stores a thirty year old lady store Bed Bath Beyond Bath and Body Works what's a forever 21 charter game good don't move you down Tanglin but I need to give this to you where the meaning will be lost what is it best friends yeah you're my best friend eventually hang up yay here you go cherish it forever I better see it oh he's on your back long or divorce no we put it already charge how do you do it we don't want this side do you think Dexter is gonna feel left out no it's fine he's our dog here you go how do you met you magnetize them together do you have to go up to your present yeah they met they magnetized together we got to do it keep on you oh my god this has never happened at all you're from your first best friend yes with our powers combined we are magnetizing you don't have a magnet of years really yeah Clara yeah there's one in mine but well I guess we can't be friends that's right what's half of it's a bee bee fry yours this street ends next whew I forgot I have hair extensions okay let me just there I don't want to ruin it don't look it okay so do you know what I liked as a kid Leonardo DiCaprio and Orlando Bloom other than them pastel I don't think I did I do now I liked oh well yeah so I got gummy bear earrings these are actually the cutest frickin ball you can go right no I came out that would be amazing you just put them on your site Yoho she got candy necklaces over those candy bracelets remember those are still right there oh so I eat them every day what you don't like wooden earrings go I was imagining piercing my ear you have like a friend no God no because I was a smart person oh yeah I went to Claire's for my first earrings Claire sponsor me I spend $125 in your store I was like yeah I had loved food as a kid you know who didn't love food every other kid that I was with what yeah friends didn't eat food they did but they weren't like as excited as I was which leads me to believe I may have been the chubby kid you may have been I'm pretty sure I was I was each other yeah me too thank God we found each other no but like at school lunches they would always give me their like unhealthy snacks like my one friend would give me funny bones and the cookies and stuff because she didn't want them me okay and then because I have two earring holes you sound nice I found these things and I had to buy them because why they rained out there rainbow llamas are Longhorn llama corns like llamas with unicorn horns oh he's don't exist he's sort of thing anything good I mean I guess it kinda is a thing in The Sims oh no they just have break a little hot but that's okay he's Stephen get a friendship bracelet okay two sets of earrings and the jewelry is done I like that do you do things I used to do what I think cheese as a kid again it's becoming very clear why I think I'm the most popular person I know Wow okay I have to put these in I have two of them I think it's longer than my regular hair now cuz I got a haircut just put it up higher it looks kind of cool and looks really good alright now Martin know you want it it might might fit in there it looks good it it looks good but it's too long I'd like it though where do you want I don't know kind of like how you did it in my hair just put it in and what kind of said I like it well now I'm doubting what mine looks like cuz if you like that you didn't put underneath you have enough hair that's so much hair there it is I feel better you were beautiful you were too beautiful get out of here I must be the most beautiful okay so I don't know if you knew but butterfly clips were like the biggest thing when I was younger I had so many and I tried to find they were actually sold out of the regular butterfly clips so instead I found these pastel bobby pin one Bobby that's me focus yeah there's nice yeah I like it put it in my hair okay that one didn't go as well I like it they look pretty yes you look beautiful you could go Kidz Bop concert oh my god let's go to a Kidz Bop concert oh really you break it yeah what's that about Claire's Oh Oh beautiful dad a hair scrunchie yeah they had an entire wall of hair scrunchies of every life color and pattern and of course I had to get this one I don't know what to do with it though cuz my hair looks kind of cool maybe I can do like half oh yeah this is what you do right and then actually I would probably wear these bad you look a little small no they're good you are so cool I know I'm feeling myself let's go out of public it says something about you that's telling kids clothing looks good on you some people would say that that means I need therapy so before you got your ears pierced you could get like stickers they put on your ear I thought that's what these were but these are actually like face stickers I've always wanted a nose piercing oh me too so I want to nose pierced do you want to start or a rectangle I want to start on my nostrils you want to one on each side yeah yeah okay okay so the last few things are makeup uh your worst nightmare oh god it's like a palette of glitter get it away and then there's these which also look kind of nightmarish to me nightmarish so they're lip glosses but they're like vibrant colored lip glosses so it's like the colors of the pastel rainbow but lip gloss so I don't know if the colors just might not show up as strong so it might be okay so I've shamed options so yes sold exclusively through Claire's I'm a little scared because I've heard some not-so-great things about Claire's makeup woohoo looks like sugar every single one looks the same yeah yeah it's definitely like not the right consistency of makeup so goo okay watch my eyes swell up yeah damn you Claire's look it's not enough glitter there's no color though just try like a green original problem yeah they're not very pigmented this glitters never coming off yeah yeah it's like a cha children's makeup I feel like these are not gonna be people ooh yeah don't touch it why is it so sticky does that make this normally like no the pink is not that pink so that gives me high hopes that like the orange won't be ridiculous Oh God okay that's yellow do you notice a difference between any of them marriage is the orange do clean oh my god it's sour apple just what I want blue lips mmm the pro-flex looks really pretty the orange is just taking over none of them are really showing up I can see the orange in the phone but maybe not I barely even see it okay so the last two things I was a gamer when I was younger and this was on sale so but I wanted to incorporate the gaming aspects of my youth into my youth outfit this lipgloss does not taste right all the headphones yeah they are pastel rainbow unicorn glittery you're a decid song I don't know how good they are they like barely fit on my ears that's a--that's a look hey I'm kind of speechless and then the last thing oh boy I don't know if it'll fit me but I got this to to you to wear over my pants yeah here as well the glitters blocking your your hearing oh my you look like a very special child notice me give me attention that is that's a lot cut off do you think the youthful like it you need Kidz Bop music playing that's copyrighted though some sort of music with children singing [Music] I don't know I can't even do fortnight dances I don't think that's killing you boss oh I can finally say it how do you do fellow kin it's leave a like if this is a good look for me [Music]

Channel: LaurenzSide

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Keywords: laurenzside, Laurenzside of Gaming, funny girl gamer, jenna, marbles, i gave, myself, claires, makeover, 90s, accessories, vlog, boyfriend, funny, claire's, an adult, year old lady, pastel, rainbow, unicorn, prank, joke, challenge, bobby

Id: PQOmE6rda0E

Length: 16min 33sec (993 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 13 2020