I Gave my Enemies Schizophrenia in Baldur's Gate 3

balers Gate 3 is primarily a game about acquiring raw physical strength and Arcane magic so that you can push innocent people to their death as a human being this is the closest I have ever come to self-actualization however if you're not in the 99th percentile of the autism spectrum you may also enjoy this this this and this today I will be playing the game as an Illusionist who destroys his enemies by searing their grasp on reality eventually leaving them a blind demented husk lying in a pool of Grease is that a real cat over there no it's an illusion and as your eyes glaze over in bewilderment I am currently stealing everything you own beyond that I'll also be maxing out my Charisma so that I can effectively Gaslight people into believing that I didn't just shoot them in the neck with a crossbow can I single-handedly Skyrock at the price of antis psychotics or will the Savage world of balder's gate stop me in my tracks there's only one way to know but first a word from our sponsor 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with a high degree of inaccuracy please enjoy the complimentary visual aids while I explain the year is 1739 you're living in communist Japan when suddenly the US military invades and kidnaps you along with several other salarymen to conduct CIA experiments on your body first and foremost they give you a brain parasite that will if not remove slowly transform you into an American citizen fortunately our Chinese allies come to save the day and the slave ship we being transported on crash lands somewhere in Poland our first objective Escape Central Europe at all costs second objective remove the brain parasite to avoid an excruciating death we awake from our containment pod and I'm trying to figure out my surroundings so I approached this big bowl of goo and roll to inspect it I get a one and learn absolutely nothing this immediately sends me into a blind rage and I begin smashing the bowl with my staff it explodes and nearly kills me very nice I might not understand my surroundings but I do at least understand my spells right now I have several sleep spells some basic Illusions a plastic cup of hydro iotic acid and the most dangerous of all a spell that covers my enemies in Greece these will be our tools of survival adventuring a little further into the ship I came across a man who appeared to be having a very relaxing nap unfortunately for him he made the mistake of falling asleep with his brain complet completely exposed so naturally I grabbed it with both hands and squeezed it as hard as I possibly could this killed the man proceeding along a walkway we encounter Lazelle a fighter who joins our party without my consent after several hours of trying to push her off a cliff I eventually give in and accept her existence it's probably for the best because we run into a group of imps and I quickly realize that buvac is not well equipped for combat so he will need a capable team to help him avoid an immediate and painful death after violently dism Ling the local Wildlife we continue into some kind of antichamber where we find shadowart a paladin with a remarkable pensant for being racist we'll need a Healer so I decide to free her from this pod with two female companions my meta quest of creating a herum based around myself insert is almost complete we just need one more so we venture forth in search of another party member while also looting several dead bodies because remember it's not grave robbing if they're not buried yet eventually we wander into the control room where a squid man is is fighting some kind of devil after blinking and rubbing my eyes several times I was still confused by this situation so I settled on grabbing the controls and crashing the ship into the side of a mountain despite a piece of debris nearly decapitating me I survived and so did shadowart I began scouring the beach in search of survival items mostly I found random herbs but I also stumbled Upon A Divine artifact of immeasurable power ladies and gentlemen I present to you cowboy hat buac we proceeded northward in an attempt to orient ourselves in this world which was when we were ambushed by a group of intellect eaters they hit very hard and I'd like to tell you I fought the good fight and killed them but I didn't however upon reloading I had much more success because in an attempt to lubricate my enemies I accidentally started a massive grease fire that claimed both of their lives my lack of fire safety caused us to level up and win the fight which finally allowed me to specialize from Wizard to Illusionist right now our spells are roughly on the level of a high school magician but as we progress we'll eventually manifest several reality destroying Powers after a little more wandering we stumbled upon a highly effeminate man named aerion and I immediately began sizing him up as the third member of my herum unfortunately he surprised me by initiating a Lords of the locker room style wrestling match to challenge my authority as the Discord admin of the group luckily I was able to headbutt him into submission and he joined the team it's been a long day so I decided to rest at camp and spend the night attempting to seduce shadowart with my naked body this was a critical failure on all fronts the next day we left camp and began our search for Lazelle once we have her we just need to find a doctor get our brain parasites removed and we'll be all good however we didn't find either of those things instead we came across some kind of American citizen who had fallen out of their Mobility Scooter this is widely considered a terminal condition for them I could attempt to help him but let me tell you something when you look at this handsome young man you may see a complex person with hopes and dreams but me I see nothing more more than experience points numbers I can collect to grow stronger so naturally I stomped on the man's head and collected 35 XP for my party after a little more running we came across the gate to some kind of outpost however we aren't the only ones here because a gang of goblins is attempting to break into the settlement I decided to help fight them off and a battle broke out bruvac starts things heroically by bleeding to death within the first 30 seconds of combat luckily most of the Goblins are distracted by the human NPCs and we managed to overpower these archers by this point buvac is back up and he casts a cloud of asbestos on this group melee over here which effectively turns it into the most chaotic Mosh Pit imaginable because everyone inside is blind and swinging clubs around with murderous intent with our enemies lacking the ability to see we were able to pick them off with ranged weapons to complete the battle after looting the Goblins we follow the humans inside to learn about what just happened turns out there's two main factions in this area these people and a society of goblins that are hellbent on killing them the tail leader appeared to be upset with this man for leading the Goblins to his Camp so in an effort to ingratiate myself with him I rolled a D20 to hit the man as hard as I possibly could success following this we found ourselves a vendor which was very fortunate because I'm currently carrying around several estate sales worth of pot lids and human skulls after selling them to the vendor I decided to perform the ultimate illusion spell which is stealing back all of my items along with the rest of his money truly bruvac is an unrivaled sorcerer as we prepare to leave town we hear about a druid healer that might be able to help remove our brain parasites unfortunately they've been captured by goblins so we'll have to find a way to break them out but first we're going to need a lot more XP as soon as I'm outside the city limits I drop to all fours like a feral beast and begin trying to sniff out even a morsel of experience eventually my senses lead me to this cave I won't lie the first time I explored it I failed to notice these gigantic threatening statues and I paid for that dearly but on the second attempt we did much better deactivating the statues and sneaking up on a group of goblins discussing a druid they recently kidnapped I decided to start the fight bombastically by pushing one of them off this 20ft ledge after that buac snuck around the flank and coated our enemies in a thick layer of Grease which caused them to slip and fall thus wasting their turn and allowing aerion to start assassinating them eventually they started fighting back but they soon experienced a certified British moment when buvac ran up to them and threw a cup of acid at their face with the goblins dead I decided to rush to the aid of the man they kidnapped he's alive but seriously injured so I made sure to steal everything out of his inventory and then use shadowart to heal him I was hoping he would be the healer that could help us but after scouring his Wikipedia page it looks like he's just some random jackass which means his ultimate purpose in life is to be forcefully converted to experience and incorporated into my XP bar initially he didn't take this proposition very well but eventually a well-placed crossbow bolt to the forehead made him see things my way following the cave to the other end led us back into town while I was here I found a goblin locked in a cage along with a woman attempting to kill it bravely buac stepped in the way and by standing there intimidatingly and critically failing several dice rolls we were able to convince the lady to leave the goblin alone her name is ZaZa and she's telling me there's some kind of witch doctor that can remove my parasite apparently if I release her she'll meet me at the goblin camp and set me up with a free doctor's visit I decide she's either telling the truth which is great or she's lying and I can convert her to experience points which is arguably even better so I let her go now from what I gather the Goblins are a pretty serious faction and I'll need to become stronger in case they betray me so our XP Quest continues after some brief exploration we find lazel trapped in a cage with two teelings deciding how they want to kill her I approached them and by utilizing a series of overtly racist remarks breac was able to convince them that she's a dangerous Wild animal and that they should run away in hindsight I probably should have bludgeon them to death and absorbed their life force anyway I let LEL down which means the etchy Ark of my journey can truly begin but first I need to level her up as a barbarian why would I do this for one simple reason she can now pick people up and swing them around as melee weapons or even just throw them across the room like cheap furniture this level up was well timed because not far down the road we stumbled upon some abandoned ruins where we were confronted by a man who appeared to be battling the late stage symptoms of syphilis from the moment I laid eyes on him something deep within me knew that one day I would kill him as it turns out today is that day because he just told me he's a treasure hunter at which point I ingested every drug in my inventory and attacked him viciously he called his friends for help and together they formed a fairly dangerous team with a tank healer and Rogue I would be intimidated by this except for the fact lazel just picked this man up over her head and smashed him into his friend like a sledgehammer this produced a lot of blood and uh he's not moving apart from that buac used a high-intensity strob blate to Blind the entire enemy party at which point we spent the next 10 turns punching them in the head until they scored a perfect zero on the Glasgow Coma Scale after the battle we leveled up and unlocked two major spells Mirror Image allows me to create several Holograms of myself to confuse enemies during combat but more importantly we have crown of Madness it's a spell that penetrates deep into an enemy's mind and causes them to enter a blind rage attacking the closest thing to to them including friends more on that later anyway with our generic doppelgangers dead we attempted to access the dungeon they were looting the door was locked with one of their teammates guarding it from the inside luckily I was able to convince him to let us in by doing a very mediocre impression of the man Lazelle had just paralyzed for life upon entering the guard was shocked but not for long because within seconds aarion turned him into a fine Red Mist I spent the next 15 minutes darting around the dungeon stealing everything that wasn't nailed to the floor and let me tell you the loot was good we encountered another group of mobilized experience points but things didn't end so well for them after they finished their turn next to a giant barrel of oil with another group of adventurers defeated we proceeded to this room I'd like to go on record and saying [ __ ] this room if you don't have a high enough awareness you'll fail to notice the entire thing is a massive death trap and that looks something like this my injuries the attending after carefully navigating our way through that we managed to lockpick our way into the dungeon's main chamber at which point I wasted no time in locating the loot room and accidentally summoning an undead Army in the process it's not looking good however the only note I have in my script for this part is lazel fox and as it turns out she certainly does no amount of weaponized icicles could stop us and with the room cleared out we can now enter the treasure chamber this was where we met Withers I do not like Withers he's some kind of mysterious Undead ly who wields immense power despite this he insists on charging me $200 every time I want to edit my skill treat I don't even think he uses money I'm pretty sure he just doesn't want me to have it absolute [ __ ] apart from this we found an amulet of lost voices which allows us to speak to a dead humanoid now even in death our enemies cannot Escape us eventually we made our way out of the dungeon and walked down the road to find a man stuck in some kind of nether portal I pulled him out because I am a lawful good character his name is Gail and we'll be using him as a backup companion in case any of us get crushed by a boulder or otherwise die permanently a little further down the road I came across a bloody Pig which I wouldn't have even considered suspicious until Aion ran up to me also covered in blood and desperately attempted to convince me he had nothing to do with it thank you aerion that was very subtle After ignoring aerion's attempt at character development we moved down the road to find two people in a panic apparently their friend is sick and he needs help I tell them I'm a doctor and roll for a medicine check I succeed in reality I don't know anything about medicine but I am very good at lying the man is clearly conscious breathing and relative stable so I tell his friends he's going to die and they need to leave right now once they're gone I snap his neck and smash a barrel over his head because I am a lawful good character after helping myself to the contents of his inventory we proceed forward looking for the goblin Camp I think someone gave me directions at one point but I opt to ignore them and instead wander into this dangerous looking cave I also chose to ignore the several dead bodies I found inside the cave this was perhaps a miscalculation on my part because the next thing I found was a gigantic owl bear that had a very positive opinion about mauling me to death grak rolled to intimidate massive failure luckily we were able to use the power of suggestion to penetrate the Bear's mind and convince it to take a nap for a turn I was hoping this would deescalate the situation boy was irong apparently he didn't appreciate having his mind hijacked because on the next turn his eyes turned red and he started mangling Lazelle like a piece of cheap meat through an exceptional amount of physical violence we were eventually able to bring him down but then we had to confront the real final boss which was an overwhelming sense of guilt because the Bear's Cub showed up and started making me feel pretty awkward about beating its mother to death whenever I'm in an uncomfortable situation I solve it as quickly as possible by killing either myself or the other person so we went ahead with the latter option overall we received a modest amount of experience a new piece of armor and a broken spear all we had to do was destroy a family for it very nice following this we made our way across a bridge which led to the gates of the goblin Village unfortunately it looks like those damn goblins killed a group of adventurers out front you may be tempted to ask why I am covered in the blood of those adventurers and also why I have all of their belongings in my inventory in response to that I would say you ask too many questions now let's move on I decided to go to Camp because not killing a group of innocent adventurers In Cold Blood really tires a guy out unfortunately while I was asleep aarion attempted to steal one of my highly coveted venial diseases by sucking my blood so obviously I had no choice but to stake him through the the heart with a tree branch it was traumatic but with the trader defeated we could all rest easy with aerion uh incapacitated we'll be needing a replacement so I rotated Gail into the party and leveled him up as a druid he specializes in biological weapons such as carcinogenic fungus meaning he has access to several spore-based attacks in addition to some basic shape shifting and the ability to whip people mercilessly with an electrical cable truly a vital member of society with that settled I took our group to the goblin Village one of the guards tried to give us a hard time but by standing there charismatically and cycling through a wide range of facial expressions bruvac was able to convince her to let us in after some Meandering I came across a group of goblins that had overpowered a gnome and tied him to a rapidly rotating windmill as a self-hating gnome I immediately became violently jealous that I hadn't come up with this idea myself and so I decided to take action rather than confronting the Goblins we slipped off to the right and I had LEL throw buac over a wall so that he could sneak behind the windmill and C last crown of Madness on the main Goblin this caused him to become hostile to his own friends who then proceeded to kick the [ __ ] out of him by the time breac joined the fight the goblin boss was pleading for his life didn't work we grabbed his axe for Lazelle and extorted some money out of the gnome before continuing on our journey while I was coercing our gnome friend he mentioned something about a treasure cach hidden in town I thought I saw it at the bottom of this well so I jumped in head first it opened up into a large Cavern and I made the unfortunate mistake of attacking this web sack which alerted every enemy in the cave to our presence mostly this consisted of gigantic spiders but there were also a few Eder caps which are hulking creatures with massive Talons they also have some fantasy version of Scabies which they can transmit to you if you enter melee range for this my problem solving consisted of using gaale to entangle our enemies transform into a honey badger burrow deep under the Earth's crust and then summon a giant ball of magma that started rolling around and pulverizing anything that moved unconventional yes effective also yes this despite battling through a series of maning spiders I still couldn't find any substantial treasure so we ventured deeper into the cave which was when we found this big fella judging by his substantial girth and the fact the game just Autos saved I'm going to say he's the boss of the dungeon if anything in this decrepit pit would have loot it's this guy so I opted to start the fight by shooting him with an acid Arrow this did eight damage out of his 125 points of Health not good luckily we were able to use a fireball to destroy the bridge he was standing on sending him plummeting 100 ft down and taking 36 damage this took him out of commission for a few turns however the other spiders started working their way towards us now this is slightly concerning actually never mind they also ended their turn on a bridge and after having a grenade thrown at them they're really not looking so good now we did sustain some damage in this engagement but luckily one of Gail's abilities is that he can use his ungodly magical powers to summon a handful of strawberries and eat them so we did that and gained most of our health back thank you Gail that was delicious inless exciting news the boss teleported back up hatched some spider eggs and then ran straight at us once again ending his turn on the only available Bridge you can guess how that went with the boss now taking the room temperature challenge we just have to deal with the spiderlings that are swarming laselle to accomplish this I introduced them to an ability called gargantuan cleave this was a social interaction they did not survive following this we looted some poison robes from the boss and made our way back to the surface it was here where we found the fifth member of our party Rodney you see Rodney is a gigantic Treasure Chest that I am sadly unable to open I am however able to put him in lel's inventory and use him as a 300 lb weight to crush my enemies think of it like a very rudimentary kind of Pokémon Rodney I Choose You Now feeling a bit cocky with our new party member I decided to approach a group of ogres they politely explained that they'd absolutely love to cave in my skull and consume My Flesh I seriously considered their proposition and determined that it was not to my advantage so I deceived them into believing I had gang affiliations and they left me alone in fact they liked me so much that they gave me a horn that I can blow to summon them into battle use it when the need arises and never a moment before I cannot properly articulate just how tempting it was to summon them into town to beat the [ __ ] out of these annoying children but if you've played the game you'll already know after this we met up with zazza and she took us to the leader of the goblin Camp her name is Menara and she's absolutely pissed at Zaza for bringing us here because she can tell we have brain parasites and apparently that's a big deal Zaza tried to explain that she didn't know and again I had to battle my intrusive thoughts of hurting innocent people Menara eventually calms down and proposes that I betray my tling friends and help her raid their Village I approach this from the perspective of an Illusionist what could be a better trick than the illusion of trust the teelings think I'm their friend but in reality it's a cheap magic trick and instead I'm going to summon Big Mo and he's going to sodomize them so I told Menara I'm in and she rewarded me with a dagger that would be really great for Aion if he wasn't currently uh decomposing after this I did some exploring in the village which was when I found a bird named Volo from what I could gather no one likes Volo and in an effort to fit in I decided to throw Rodney at his head turns out I read the room wrong because after giving bolo brain damage everyone in town started stabbing us to death this necessitated a Reload for obvious reasons this time instead of giving Volo CTE I just talked with him but unfortunately the guards didn't like this and they decided to take him to prison for mandatory [ __ ] and ball torture for some reason I felt personally responsible for this and visions of his mangled dick weighed heavily on my conscience so I decided to help him Escape after some sneaking around I found the cell he was being held in I attempted to persuade the guard into letting him go but she wouldn't budge shadowart locked the door I had LEL cleave the garden too however there are plenty of patrols that come through this area and I won't lie this looks pretty pretty incriminating I decided to hide the body by stuffing it into lel's inventory in real life this is not a solution I would recommend what we really need is to get rid of the body and even better to blame someone else for our crimes so we went down the hall to another prison cell where we found a man being tortured by a goblin after removing the man's toenail I convinced the goblin that I had better interrogation techniques and he decided to leave for a smoke break the man was understandably upset by this but I leaned in and told him that I'm actually here to save him this was a lie instead I took the body out of lel's inventory and threw it at him covering him in Blood and framing him for the murder now this is a foolproof plan I thought to myself but unfortunately a guard saw the whole thing and we cannot risk having Witnesses so I killed the second guard compressed his body into lel's inventory and then framed the man again for yet another murder things are getting out of control here so I decided to flee the scene of the crime I got all the way out of the goblin Village and halfway across this bridge before I realized I forgot to even save vol all I actually accomplished was framing an innocent man for a double homicide I could go back and actually rescue Volo but like I'm already halfway across the bridge anyway I decided to travel to the wetlands for one final quest before betraying my friends at the Village our journey to the wetlands consisted primarily of us stepping on hundreds of landmines and dying painfully eventually we got past the Syrian biome and we found a group of people harassing an old lady I've seen this kind of thing before it's definitely sex trafficking so naturally I covered the asants in frier grease and ulated them without hesitation I think they were actually accusing the old woman of being a witch and once the fight started she kind of disappeared in a green puff of smoke so yet again we may have killed some vaguely innocent people as I explore further into the wetlands I roll for wisdom and realize that this charming little Marsh is actually a putrid [ __ ] bog everything in here has been one big illusion the environment is disgusting the Sheep are actually Australian citizens in Disguise and even the apples that I've been picking up this entire time [ __ ] poisoned legally this is questionable morally it's abhorent but personally I'm really impressed as an Illusionist myself I feel like I have so much to learn so I started searching for the witch in Earnest eventually we tracked her down to this Shack where she was keeping some young girl prisoner but for all I know that's an illusion and the girl is actually a scarecrow wearing a suicide vest so I chose to ignore her after some small talk the witch offers to remove my brain parasite in exchange for keeping my eyeball listen closely when I say this is the face of a woman you can trust oh never mind she just stole my eyeball and ran into a secret tunnel now I feel awfully foolish we gave Chase and after working our way through a series of her Illusions we encountered some enemies from what I gather they innocent people being mind controlled by these masks you may be wondering if the killing of innocent people posed a moral dilemma to me clearly it did not we cleaned most of them up with melee attacks and for the last one breac told her a joke that was so f funny she doubled over in laughter she was laughing so hard she didn't even notice when Gail summoned a magma ball on her head and killed her incidentally the same magma ball also rolled into shadowart and obliterated her but that's beside the point after brute forcing our way through yet another moral canundrum we entered a platforming area and I'd like to say that I have never seen an AI display such a burning passion to end its own life prior to this moment because these platforms are trapped and if you let the AI attempt to navigate them it goes like this anyway after manually piloting each character through the traps we had finally caught up to the witch it looks like she has a hostage dangling precariously in this cage I don't really care about that at all but if I'm going to kill the witch anyway I may as well pretend to be the good guy we attempted to sneak over to the control panel and released the hostage but the witch caught us and lit her on fire I suppose I'm not very good at this whole hero thing the witch started the fight by creating several illusions of herself it's not obvious which one is real because they each hit very hard however the Illusions Disappear With even a small amount of damage so I spent the next few turns throwing pots and pans at them until only one remained I lit her on fire bludgeoned her and attempted to give her mesothelioma but she just wouldn't give up in fact at one point she even disguised herself as the hostage and forced us to Guess Who was the impostor I am proud to announce that I guessed correctly on the second try after another 10 turns of shooting her with crossbows and ding her with acid she started begging for her life she offered to imbue me with great power if I let her live I considered this briefly and then remembered this lady stole my eyeball and so I decided to kill her after battling a demon for 35 minutes I was expecting a little gratitude from the hostage instead she screamed at us and called me selfish this was the final straw I had laselle introduce her to Rodney and when that didn't work I hit her for 200% of her maximum health I wasn't even happy about it exactly 0% of this entire Quest has been cathartic or enjoyable and I'm missing a [ __ ] eyeball the only thing that can cheer me up now is to commit the ultimate Illusion by betraying my tling friends so let's go we arrive at the tling Village to find our friends preparing for the final battle these poor saps really have no idea they're about to be on the receiving end of my greatest illusion yet I walk up and sound the battle horn to initiate the final Conflict goblins spiders and all manner of creatur storm the field shortly after Menara arrives and gives me the signal to betray the teelings and open the gate which is when it hits me what could be a better illusion than double crossing your friends why double crossing the people who you were going to double cross your friends for thereby quadruple crossing the entire situation and ending up exactly where you started in the first place it's genius I'm going to betray Menara she told me to Slit the tling throats I called her a [ __ ] and the battle was on thankfully I've made some preparations for this event you see I spent about 30 minutes collecting barrels and barricading our position the side entrance is now far less accessible the main gate is reinforced with a collection of chests under the command of of Rodney and I've also created a Siege Tower to allow bruvac to oversee the entire fight from a strategic Advantage this was nice and all but perhaps most importantly I've covered the battlefield with explosive barrels and the Goblins have walked right into my trap all we need now is one little spark oh and look at that shadowart is casting Fireball the initial explosion cleared out four or five enemies but the highlevel threats such as spiders ogres and suicide bombers are still alive they started chanting their war cries and buffing each other in response I have buvac used some potions I found at the witch's Shack this one gives you rabies for 10 turns this one gives you intense schizophrenic hallucinations and this one gives you hemorrhoids simply terrifying anyway I started throwing these potions at our enemies which caused infighting to break out among their ranks our defenses were holding up so far but the spiders started scaling our walls and devouring our Defenders aside from this the Goblins were spamming us with casks of acid and even worse their suicide bombers were getting Dangerously close to Rodney in response to this I have buvac use an enlarging spell on Lazelle increasing her size by about 50% and allowing her to absolutely decimate the first spider and just in time because the second one has jumped over our wall and started fatally rearranging Gail's Anatomy luckily he was able to thunderwave the arachnid to an early demise but around this time the goblin sappers committed a truly despicable crime by blowing themselves up and taking Rodney with them this is a moment I may never truly recover from but I can use it to justify a lot of violence so let's get to it menura began healing her troops and the Goblins started pouring through the gates and climbing up to our platform our teling allies were doing their best to hold them off but it was all for not when Menara herself joined the fight and began pounding the [ __ ] out of us that's when I knew it was time buac blew the warhorn and summoned a group of ogres to our Aid this was fantastic because they started beating the Goblins to death however they also started beating the teelings to death which caused them to become hostile to us I did not anticipate this development I had lazel put the teelings down quickly and we focused our attention on Menara after several turns of blinding her beating her and strategically throwing poison apples at her mouth Gail eventually took her down with an ice Bolt the fight is finally over and honestly I'm impressed we were Allied to one team then to another then back to the original team only two halfway through change to a third team and kill everyone else I must say that was an illusion even I didn't see coming and as I stand here looking over the burning Battlefield and charred corpses of several people I once considered friends I am reminded that in the end there are no friends only experience points and with that bac's Journey has come to a close will he ever remove his brain parasite and avoid an excruciating death probably not thanks for [Music] watching don't get me I'm not you

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Published: Fri Oct 27 2023