I Found The Greatest Tik Tok

hey let's go tick tock uh today we're going to go through the ones i favorited on my phone because i either went or haha check it out i spent 700 a month on an apartment and you could literally buy a van because i don't want to live in a van what because i don't want to live in a way what i love this one good energy marshall just sent me [Applause] i'm not doing it baby they're so dramatic we're like cutting up this little at the top of their nails and it's just like murdering me [Applause] oh she sent me another one all right she asked if i had this tick tock filter hey work some people too great i want to try it see i'm getting actual funny ones now i think this is what people said in the beginning it's cringe but then the algorithm will pick up don't worry i still go through an ungodly amount of cringe for example if you pass somebody at work you go right and what you're saying is are you all right yeah yeah it took me eight years to learn you're right you're right and like what the that sounds if you actually answer the question of then that's rude i don't want to talk about how you're feeling what i'm saying that's just a passing hello don't actually have the yeah i didn't know this either this took me way too long to figure out you're not supposed to if someone asks are you all right you're not supposed to say thank you i'm good actually it doesn't work like that at all and i don't understand how we've gotten here you're right you're right how is that the proper response i don't get it how am i the awkward one i don't get it you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right you're all right you're right mate you're right mate they say many times too you can meet the same person twice in the day and they just go you're right oh yeah i remember why i said this because it didn't make me flinch whatsoever and i wanted to show it what is this why are they pretending like they never seen it shut up stop replying this man was being interviewed by a news team about almost getting hit by a car and in the middle of yeah [Music] [Music] so i i've seen this before and i asked there's no way this is real and everyone in the comments like you know it's real it's the greatest clip of all time no one will ever be as cool as that guy right there oh yeah this is the greatest tic-tac what is he saying he's saying so little but also so much old man teach us your wisdom can anyone lip read can anyone tell me what he says he seems like he had a lot on his mind so clearly some old dude just replied that's exactly what i was trying to say a little controversial but i agree man old man of wisdom teach us your way jerry be nice she's just she's just trying to swim don't kiss yeah she wants to swim jerry killer [Music] is a japanese competition where you shave wood super thin the current record for the thinnest shave is about four microns which is half the width of a human red blood cell i don't i don't remember why i saved this i think it's the way he's just like kazurukai or microns which is i don't care holy i'm so sick of info tech talks telling me i don't need to know they they shave thin wood who gives a and i love japan okay i understand it's an impressive craftsmanship but my god are we pretending like this matters what the dave would keep with that i didn't ask the current record okay i know i sound a little rude but i didn't ask okay i don't care about thin shaped wood [Music] no no is this is that the guy from top gear [Music] what does that mean i've seen this meme oh no oh excuse me i'm part west african he screams uh-huh okay who suggests something more exciting how about that huh can you just like fine okay fine anyways interest rates just went up which means that the money supply has been short who suggest something more exciting how about that huh can you just like fine some great patrick bateman uh energy in this i love it oh yeah he dies spoiler sorry i don't need to ruin it he doesn't he does i think he's fine is that part of the gag for the guy to run out because then that's brilliant make it seem like he actually got run [Music] over i don't know i it's not even it makes me laugh i only don't let go bruh i could do this get out of here right i can do that get out of here in the uk oh yeah this is great italy everyone in uk pretending they're living on a tropical island uk really out here we do this in sweden too actually and i don't understand why people love sitting outdoors so much when it's clearly freezing i get that it's like a covert thing right but in sweden we do it regardless and i don't get it can i scan this hey pewdiepie mean [Music] so i saw this it's kind of funny seeing yourself pop up on tick tock right but they didn't pick the greatest clip of all time from subnautica that i had no one's talking about how funny this is so i was telling this story how when i was a child i got scared of barracudas so i was fishing smee she pishing uh as you do as a swedish but i put the egg in there looking at the fishes it was all relaxing it was all nice it was wonderful it was so cool you could like swim up to fish and be like hey do that uh but then all of a sudden all the fish is just boom and i was like oh that's weird and i'm like out pretty far as well like this it was basically like this you see all the fishes just fly away and i'm like all right strange guess fishes do that no they don't in out of nowhere comes to giant fish with teeth sticking out like in my peripheral nerve are you kidding me how is that on the best clip ever [Music] and it comes swimming in my peripheral giant fish we will never have just perfect timing in my peripheral [Applause] all right moving on that's a great edit phenomenal job i don't know why someone decided to do this but i just want to say thank you thank you [Music] isn't this a bit cringe tick tock went hard on uh prince philip dying which yeah okay but that's his lame dude it's a b movie let's send him the bean movie i hear the whole script i don't get it dennis what is this what does this do in your fancy car oh my gosh i'm planning an airstrike what is this what is this i want that car i want to plant an asteroid oh my god it's funny i've forgotten these by this point your main form of comedy is saying sheesh maybe you should think about going into an engineering degree because comedy isn't for you is it just me or [Music] [Applause] how's it going i've actually got something for you this is the bread that you asked me to get and you can now go make me a sandwich [Music] top youtubers who are sex dead shame on you can't believe it i was busy thinking about again they don't know how to damage bill this is the second freaking time [Music] it's not real it can't be made it can't be done so therefore aliens right tick tock can't fan them they're being damned i mean the water is already there did you know for the dodgeball scene of billy madison made in 1995 adam sandler was really hitting the kids as hard as he could because as he says and this is a real quote hitting kids is funny the director cut right before they started crying and some of the parents even got upset with him what is this why are you replying go away shush you're not supposed to be there anyway i know i'm doing the same thing moving on that guy needs an engineering degree no engineering degree look at that something confidently too [Music] it's like that scene in uh koino katachi or whatever since i've added me in here i feel like i can really add something wow thank you wow that's so cool if girls are so smart then what's wrong with this video oh i'm not a girl and i honestly can't tell you is it the ancient debris you can find netherright anywhere in the nether oh my god you didn't know that you didn't know that you noob it's just more likely to be more around 15 19 or whatever remember this video got 11.6 million views for sliding a red bull can into a water jug congrats to this creator well done man sometimes it just makes you wonder congrats to this creator he just made it into a pewdiepie tech talk video by sliding a red ball ball and to grasp her the greater congrats to this creator her house is on fire [Music] [Applause] that mom why would you do that it's not even funny her house is on fire child abuse someone report this please her house is already getting griefed and you turn up the tv not cool you all right i say this because i wanted to try it out dolly that was not how you spelled it oh no it was right there okay a painting of a capybara sitting in a field at sunrise cool the singularity is coming boys an armchair in the shape of an avocado that's kind of sick they have like a actual fabric looking one they like caffey barrels huh an extreme close-up view sitting in a field that is extreme i'm not gonna lie more camping with voxels oh cool oh yeah this is great peace mister because looks like fourth or fifth century scandinavian possibly a representation of one of the norse knight gods maybe loki loki i can't tell if they're joking or not do people actually think loki is made by marvel oh my god it's canon it exists in the mat the mask universe wow that pops out here thanks have a good one yeah that thing's been living there for ages yeah here you go oh so good hey josh look at this huge moth that i found isn't that cool yeah that's cool get it out of here man yeah it's cool but get out of here man is it beautiful look what i found it's the dining room oh that is a lovely size room yes they are big in these houses most of them have been converted into flats so to get one like this bit of a lucky find how many bedrooms is it it's two but there is the box room which could be an office or could be used as a third bedroom hmm i think we definitely need three double bedrooms did i ask you did i ask you where is this from dude i asked you i feel like this is what the real estate agents always want to do they always put on such a smile don't they this is great isn't it no we need three bedrooms might be the greatest snooker shot we'll ever see gilbert let's go gilbert smashed it gilbert well done hey i can do that i do that all the time well ain't that a surprise kind of warming up to this i'm not sure so sure what i feel about it to be honest but if you enjoyed smash like subscribe check out g fuel link is in the description stock up see you tomorrow brofist

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 3,335,047

Rating: 4.9564915 out of 5

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: zFHjZ7U7iS4

Length: 15min 28sec (928 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 28 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/First-Dragonfruit829]

Perfection

[u/slgmichael]

Anyone have the link to the one at 13:35?

[u/Positive_Dinner5660]

I found this on youtube! https://youtu.be/eh5sjDTne3I