I EVOLVED The PERFECT CREATURE in Rounds

press jump to join i'm jumping blitz hey oh is that you again how did you change me how did you change your avatar i could tell you but i'm gonna have to kill you first okay you killed it earlier i gotta go back to the main menu kill me and then i'll kill you and it'll be good times it'll be good sounds fun uh what do i want to go to today blitz i don't know whatever you do i'm going to counter you and then beat you that's what i'm okay i'm going to go defensive then all right defensively you go offensive healing is healing oh what is this that block defensive impact okay dk oh damage done to you is dealt over four seconds is that bad no that's good because then you have a delay you survive longer i don't know if it's that good though which one do i want though should i just go like all out like tons of bullets i think that'd be fun it's doing it you have the aim according to the last episode and okay it got a little bit of projectile dysfunction we got this we going i did oh i almost got you in the air too come on oh oh oh oh oh come here drink nope it's got to be the cowboy hat because it might feel like a cowboy right you are you're rooting tootin oh maybe this is my day this is feeling good it's your day carpe diem seize the moment oh wow hit me with that thing do it again oh yes hey dre catch yeah i wish you could throw it that should be an upgrade yes i got him again and then hey and then oh we got i forgot about the block i'm so scared all right i'm so slow i i i need reload speed come on come on come on come here oh no okay okay no i gave you that it was worth it i gave you that totally game it's bombs away uh when you block you're gonna have to block for that one though blitz i don't know how to block glass cannon more damage yikes all right bombs away it was red i feel like that's fine all right so just so you know blitz right click the block ah oh god die there we go that's right come on come on up out yes come on no here no no hey take that dumb upgrade come here come here come here yes yes i thought i got you i did it was so close that's what that's right oh it did just decay the big bolts time definition oh no that's what i have i don't know if i want to go that way damage done and used okay i wish i knew what the colors were doing healing oh so yeah i think it's the rarity all right so i got to try this oh the healing feel okay i need to get these no you don't thank you the reload i need a faster reload no yes no no no that was illegal that was illegal oh no no no no this might this mind you can't have it oh that was good i dropped a little bomb on you oh my i wish i could be better at aiming let's teach my name teach you to aim it's skills bud that's cheating that is not cheating i'm going defensive baby oh we we need faster reload yeah we can oh i hit myself that's so bad i hit you twice oh there we go oh i'm getting the aim half and half once again this is close it is yeah yeah get out of my way build a house i'm just gonna fill the house here there we go now build up i'm safe oh yeah go to house oh okay nope stay no time out time don't timeouts oh i almost got you okay oh no um wind up oh no double heal don't do that one no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i almost missed that one i am i am such a beefy boy right now oh my word oh oh oh come on i get so big oh but you have to do damage no no no no no no no no come on that's a legal blitz hey trey go touch that spinny thing in the middle you you do it first and then i'll do it okay ow oh my word spinny ball of death is not cool okay let's go touch that thing oh okay don't don't touch me oh my god i'm so big i'm a big boy you stole my heel i did oh that was so cute anyways that was so close that's a good fight trickster both steal 80 more damage per bounce bounce explosive bullets oh no no chilling presence more bursty boy there's a lot of good ones here for you i don't know what should i do more i don't i want to do the explosives that's the one i was scared about i was hoping you wouldn't pick it great because now i can just break this no this doesn't break but stay stay away stay awake oh i jumped over my heel no i gotta hit so i can get my buff all right we're gonna go up the mountain oh actually no no no no no no way go the other way [Music] yep yep i don't know how i made that i don't know how i did that that was great ow oh look at me look at me behind the box whoa okay this is not good silence teleports frost slam parasite bullet steel oh lifesteal it's got lifesteal as well i'm gonna i'm gonna be up here i'm gonna have now yep now you just have to aim blitz that's all hold on hold on i don't know if i like this heel because i gotta stay in the area uh-huh go on we weren't even shooting each other that was the best part ah nope nope yes nope yes stay awake no i really need a bullet upgrade i still have the pistol yeah that was there we go all right this is this is nice over here now there you go that's oh my word max hp yeah deal 50 percent of your max i don't i have a lot of hp this is gonna be fun i don't like that all right come here come here buddy come here let's cuddle ow oh okay okay i get it no no no no please please please please easy easy i i got too confident there it's okay good [Music] i mean don't mind if i do [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] where am i i got lost oh that was so [Music] close [Music] it's those time detonation cold bullets i don't know what you're going to get tactically i feel like you got garbage weapon i'm i'm lucky that you got back i think i'm gonna get this okay blocking reloads that's not bad [Music] yeah hey dre catch hey dre catch how does that feel how do those parasites happen how does this feel pretty good that was terrible yeah ouch yes i don't know if i like the whole blocking strategy uh-huh i don't know if i if you that healing thing is doing anything for you either i'm thinking i'm getting it more than you are you really are there we go i [ __ ] your way in no come on that that drop block doesn't do anything either no how do you get it every time i just better than you and jumping in skills i got i got my fingers are doing ah come on no no ow ow i'm so big you got too many hit points guys run away no i don't know dude it's because our skills are good okay careful planning more damage healing field leech ah more hit points and bullet life steal that's kind of nice that is kind of nice i'm not going to lie i'm going to i do like target bounce like i do too cool too we're going with the leech mode not a bad idea ouch come here come on boy would you not do that again you're lucky i have to reload oh oh oh my you don't even need to heal i'm just i'm just safe you know i don't know why my aim was so on point that one game what are you doing over there monkeying my god stay away no get him parasite stay away stay away i love my upgrade that makes me like ten times the size of you oh that was so close no no no not the heels i'm i'm so bad yeah i'm never getting heels again all just gonna go in right okay the perfect that's what i like to see oh oh that was a bad idea that was a good idea came so close i don't do well under pressure hey you know what else you don't do well on oh god yes no yes no no no i can't aim help me no no are you kidding me that was so cool i'm not kidding you die i i am the wiener no get away okay we got the rematch this is best out of three now isn't it uh sure okay because i'm winning so i will agree with that poison oh not poison or bigger bullets i'm not against that because my aim is awful usually yeah you know what i like big bullets that i cannot live okay that's good i'm just looking ah oh boy that one again this one's really fun more helps i've used that before it's horrifying i gotta do this if you can get the right upgrades wow yes what is what are you doing to me big bullets i don't like big bullets oh my god the drop is ridiculous though you gotta get used to that okay maybe running towards you is not the best idea not until you get upgrades this is bad dre what are you doing i'm hiding i'm scared because you got your speed thing run away run away oh no no no oh you are whoa 100 hp i got to do it don't i that is ridiculous i got it i gotta just go how do you have 400 hp how am i gonna deal with this like look at it i'm not even damaging you get out of here there we go that's what i'm talking about you just knocked me below that yeah oh wow did you catch that with your face i did yeah oh what the hell he touched the ceiling ah really oh easy easy pieces i don't like that upgrade you just got oh no i don't know i think i'm not going to go the hp route this time no negative 2 ammo that gives you like one ammo it does doesn't let's go for sneaky what's that the bullet on the ground one that'll help you yeah oh wow that is weird yeah i know i don't know i just need reload and i'm good hold on get away get away i tried blocking that oh whoa that was a long drop oh come here i can't my i'm so scared right now oh it bounced over you get out of here that's right what come on oh you have the high ground again you can't come up here no no who's following you unfortunately my bullet's so heavy it doesn't go anywhere oh i died that was hard that was really hard that was a very long match yes nope okay [Laughter] i don't mind because then i can get another upgrade that's okay more damage bigger bullets losing is winning in this game dealing damage reloads your weapon that's the one i had last time it was pretty good i feel like that's oh no i think i had blocked didn't i i don't like any of these i'm gonna do the sneaky like you did oh god now we're both sneaky come here go sneaky it doesn't he go sneaky go sneak the other way sneak oh okay then sneaky works out what is this i don't like this it's rainbow it's not a rainbow this doesn't look like a rainbow slowly turning colors i can't even hit you today yes that was amazing did you like my blog that was play the game so far why are you not sneaking bullets take it nope nope ah come on oh yes oh almost again i jumped it oh but i died anyway oh no oh no oh no [Laughter] [Music] oh no no no no no no i do not like this i don't like this one sneaky a lot of choices sneaky buckshot parasites mayhem yeah what do you think well it's mayhem or parasite i don't know probably okay problem with those two is they're dangerous to me oh how did you die i shot one time [Laughter] oh i don't like that yeah it's dangerous for me too because my bullets are like dangerous right now i i don't even know what's happening oh i just accidentally got hit no no no the map is changing colors i don't like this it's confusing me i haven't even used my side yet stay away from me you foul beast no no no no no no no no oh my god what happened to me oh my god i just i just got to be close with my aim yeah no no no no no i can't even get near you to use my saw that was a bad upgrade there we go yeah right in the face oh my word how are we three on three i feel like i'm doing so good but then i realized i killed myself twice more hit points more bullet speed quick shot bullet speed might be nice if you're really good at aiming not all none of these are really great no not like you you had like all of the best yeah i had a really good choice last night um i've got i've got upgrades right like hit point upgrade yeah would you just not do that i can't i can't help it blitz hey oh i missed my jump what i can't hit it through holes i guess not you should just keep keep shooting bud ah oh that was in my face oh oh oh not cool i forgot you got all of that garbage happening no i'm going to kill myself again no you're not nice i can do it okay i kind of like that bullet speed oh i hit your bullet you see that oh my god i hate you you definitely hit me oh my god what did you like that wait when did you learn how to aim i got the snipes implodes blocking pulls enemies towards you plus you'll have no wait can i do bigger again could i have oh god that really sounds cool because you have you already have the saw blade oh good point blitz time detonation that's good let's do it i just don't let you get close to me that's the only thing i love how you got the speed upgrade though so you don't want to use that now yeah all right come here buddy come on come here whoa it does work oh come here my friend no no i want to hug oh gg map color yeah no i've killed it i'm so scared of you my friend what are we doing at all i don't know what happened there hey dre catch i'm scared to do anything my thing out hey trey catch catch oh god you're good at catching i am clearly okay no no no no no no i not hit anything to you blitz i just want to try this pull up okay come here i can't climb this hey stay right there go back no you no nope you come here oh wait how did it not work no no get out of here i i did get out of here you just shot yourself again i know i did hey dre catch hey no is it not working it's working you just gotta you've been lied to him [Laughter] no okay that worked really well oh i got a song leech leech leeches here we go all right hey dre catch come on down come on down yeah oh what is going on down here hey dre catch straight catch catch i'm hiding you're you're not hitting me yeah come here no come here oh what oh my god oh they didn't know those things it's not working hey keep keep shooting yourself no hold on i'm out no yeah that was a victory not a victory come on that is not a way to lose that is great that was embarrassing okay we gotta do one more for all the marbles oh my god oh you get the first choice though of course i do oh scavenger dealing okay i've done that silence careful planning loads more damage lower attack speed no that's that's definitely not me i don't like any of these that bomb's a fun one just for the chaos you just have to remember yourself radar shot blocking an area scans for enemies you automatically shoot any enemy found that's kind of cool i don't like these yeah i haven't enjoyed the shotgun either but this is always good too that fastball that speed that always does yeah but that radar shot sounds so fun i mean it's up to you i don't know how big it is but i'm gonna try it because i feel like this is a good one to upgrade yeah for sure okay and let's catch oh god that's got a big radius it does hey dre drake okay you catch me you didn't even touch me dude you didn't even touch me i hit you a little bit okay catch i am you didn't you didn't catch it come on catch catch it yes catch it there we go die blitz hi let's die nope i can't even shoot that phone all right all right what do we do now you don't you have the distance i don't yeah what do i do i can't wait it's a little higher up here there we go oh it's close we got a problem here i know what to do ready get set um here i come are you ready for this oh you're smart that's actually a big brain move you know what let's do it break this okay and away we go no i broke one my boat is better than your boat it really is i need to break this one and then i can come over oh i made you a man and you're both hey you're really good at catching things with your face oh i forgot i had bombs oh you missed me i did yeah run away the bombs don't do much damage no they don't it's just more of a chaos thing yeah did you get a hp upgrade oh my god i might have more bombs you should try it just for the memes should i do well no but i gotta win ah that's actually kind of your best one it really is all right i just want to make sure that this works oh yeah i think that's the same amount isn't it i look like more to me now oh my word there's so many maps oh my god i couldn't redo it i need a faster ball you forgot that i have the radar dre i know i don't like it oh wait wait oh that was so close hey hey buddy oh god i didn't know what to do he just came to visit me in my house you're making this super easy on me this is not going well i'm trying you aren't really getting any good ones either i know let's go for that oh great all right i mean we can oh i'm all about that bomb oh my word you just wrecked my life if i could aim that'd be great yep yeah oh my word oh you destroyed me so bad oh no no no no no i want to go up let me go up no i have the high ground now ah told you i have the high ground oh my god did you just get off of my house it's my house how do i do this blitz i don't want to tell you i know what i do is that i hate you hey you should have this no no no no no no no no no oh this oh man what is up with me in power i've got that oh great that one's so good because it's got life spiel i'm gonna need a lifesteal it's got higher damage ah i almost killed myself oh you're so lucky you got so much help i thought i had a heal i almost killed myself my bombs hey dre hey no not again not again blitz no no no no here we go there we go there's gonna blow him up stay on here kill his whole raft no you're not you're doing the same thing you can make it over here actually you could make it over here no you can you got your bomb jump i know i want to try and kill your platform instead that blister didn't help but [Music] if i can somehow come back i'd be so happy um oh what do i do uh i would probably do the ricochet because you have already seen more damaging ones yeah oh no no no oh great yes this is a good idea but oh why did i give you any examples of what to do in your life this is when having zero upgrades really hurts yes oh my word okay that was what i needed blitz uh blocking nearby more hit points tank bouncy bouncy boy i don't like taste of blood slightly i love that picture yeah i do too he's got little worms in his hands yeah oh god yeah well i guess we both get it now this is i i got so lucky early on i think yeah you just have [Laughter] oh my god get away now i'm hiding i'm hiding i'm scared no i shot myself why is this happening to me why is this happening [Music] i almost stop but no that's against the rules you can't even kill me in the dumbo just in the episode i can't okay bye and i'd like to thank everyone who signed up on patreon including ben ellen hagen dickie james apollo bunny auto dave eagle arc whip it good seraphin x dez bogger maxer zarnoff legacy jason mcfarland deegan paul longstone and raul and everyone who has clicked that join button down below to become a youtube channel member

Channel: Blitz

Views: 242,426

Rating: 4.9656148 out of 5

Keywords: blitz, rounds, rounds game, rounds gameplay, evolution, evolution game

Id: qye8Ch2tHR4

Length: 31min 59sec (1919 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 08 2021