I DRAW what AI 'Smart Assistants' tell me to... *Hilarious!!*

hey everyone I'm Jezza and today I'm accompanied by a few virtual friends starting off with vixx be probably like let's be honest one of the most standard AI systems that no one uses hey Bixby does anyone like you it didn't understand that night that's what that's why that's what I know I'm watching HP then of course we have Siri the ever walled garden but effective hey Siri how many people like you I don't have an answer for that is there something else I can help with well some art prompts would it be lovely actually but we'll get to that later I can't get the answer to that on home pod I hope you can because you have an expensive so of course we have the lovely Alexa I haven't thought of anything to ask you it yet I'd say your name sorry I'm not sure about that that's okay neither was I and then we have okay Google don't got nothing to do that on YouTube music you'll need a premium subscription yes just like you're eligible for a one-month free trial you're selling to me immediately and then we have Cortana this is an old cheap Windows Phone I have to hold the microphone why are you useless compared to your compete reott she spoke back now it's also just occurred to me that I will probably just activated one or more of your smart assistants for the rest of the video I am going to muffle my voice or replace it in post with a name we'll name our smart assistants and come up with a way so we don't irritate you any further I'm sensing a theme among these they all sound like they had the same voice artists as arias you have any different voices you can speak in I don't have an answer for that that's Philip do you have any different voices you can speak you I'm afraid I can't change my voice hey can you change your voice you need to unlock your device to do this can't do the voice I my name is big speech we need a name Bixby something else for the review is the voice style is John so I think it's John which brings me to my next mission I think is gonna get confusing as to who's responding to my requests so I'm gonna draw a portrait for all of my friends here and every time they respond they'll pop up and give me their answer on this draw let's draw John hey John what's your favorite pastime it's twelve fifty six pm correct hey John what's your favorite hobby I enjoy contemplating the complexity of the universe and it's fun to think about penguins too definitely a nerd and slowly watching what do you like to wear I get to work with you what's not to like he's not the brightest of sparks hey John who's your favorite musician I've heard woodland creatures make excellent singers at least that's what I learned from certain princess movies Disney fan he's good at classic Disney middle part you know what John plays Club Penguin right because he likes pit cozy and woodland creep he's got our little handbook in his pocket Club Penguin there's my john portrait I'll color them all at the end let's move on and let's get to know series a series what's your favorite color software doesn't usually get to choose one but I'll say purple what's yours purple okay I've noted yours this purple I'd say you're still listening to me this really is a compliment the hottest color for the human eye to see I think for some reason when I picture the human female personification of Apple that looks a bit like I just seen but I think I'm probably just gonna roll with that face ears do you have a name other than Siri my name is Siri I'm on anemic like Prince or Stonehenge or skittles mono mimic lifestyle of Stonehenge Stonehenge doesn't roll off the tongue but Mon and mimic can be minimized minimum shortly to Minnie hey Mimi say Minnie looks like iJustine and a favorite color is purple it's all coming together here we go we're doing all right I think that looks good like I said we've got Minnie do you have another name you prefer to be called the common cold is also known as acute viral Rhino pharyngitis NASA errand acute acute rhinitis acute nasa pharyngitis common cold right a sinusitis Alexis that know-it-all no I'm sorry stop stop I guess if she's are you about Amazon she could be a me that's what works ain't even know it all hey Amy how would you describe yourself physically according to HubPages calm to describe yourself divide the traits to explain into physical emotional mental Amy the shutting off hey Amy what's your favorite color I like ultraviolent it glows with everything hey Amy how would you describe your personality according to wiki how to describe your personality be sure to tailor your language to the context the eyes of the windows to the soul and Amy of everyone we've spoken to is a bit soulless don't stop listening I know I said let's cover those eyes up and some thick glasses oh there's Amy her colors UV do you have any nicknames if I had a nickname I'd want it to be as cool as Calvin Broadus is alias Calvin brought Kelly Cal Callie hey Callie what's your hair style I don't have hair but the asymmetric cut seems like an interesting hairstyle right seems straight subdued hey Callie what color are your eyes if I had eyes I'd want them to be sparkling she's a people person this one hey Callie you're very friendly okay good yeah good okay hey Google have you ever killed anyone apologies I don't understand [Music] that's that's a distraction tactic environment have you ever killed anyone I don't know what you're talking about he is a lovely son hey Callie what's your favorite piece of clothing I like to wear my heart on my sleeve badge button there there you go guarantee the heart on his sleeve that she wears as a badge that she wears that's for a cause that she stands for to make sure people don't question where she was on the weekend and where bodies hey Callie if you had to pick one color what would be your favorite I love Google's colors especially true blue all right now it's Cortana's turn court Courtney Courtney works Cortana Courtney yeah how would you describe your personality I thought you'd never ask so I never thought about it I'm getting irritated by the fact that I have to push the thing every time I ask a question and almost to the extent well you know have you have a friend who's like listen to the music and they had find so anytime you have to like lift up hey I'm toilet I'm talking to you so she's wearing big headphones and no listening all right this Courtney I feel like that's what I'm dealing with here all right we've got finally we know who are dealing with so we've got John we got Mimi Amy Callie and Courtney the whole team lined up and we're gonna collaborate and make an artwork together yeah why not work is okay you're happy hey John what would you like a drawing of that's not gonna work I didn't understand that how that doesn't surprise me John what's your favorite movie I like movies that show friendships between humans and machines good good Iron Giant [Music] hey John do you like my drawing I didn't understand that hey John do you like what I made I didn't understand that hey John I want you to make me feel good I didn't understand that hey John do you understand this I understand you loud and clear at least we know where we stand okay Mimi well it's your turn for a picture let's figure out what you'd like to see um hey Mimi what's your favorite movie I don't really have a favorite but I hear that 2001 a Space Odyssey got some good reviews is that the one with Hal 9000 open the pod bay doors hell I'm sorry Dave I'm afraid I can't do that I feel like we need the Apple version of 2001 a Space Odyssey I think that's perfect eviscerated Death [Music] [Music] you [Music] hey Mimi what do you think of my picture I wish I could but I can't search for photos here I know I'm showing you do you like it I don't have an answer for that is there something else I can help with hey Mimi yes or no it's both yes and no and neither I don't think she feels great about it and she doesn't want to make me feel bad about so I guess we'll just okay so now it's time to talk to Amy and we'll see if we can impress her with an illustration hey Amy what would you like me to draw for you sorry I don't know that but I do have a skill you might like it's called what would you do want to try it yes welcome to what would you do the skill that poses daily moral dilemmas and asks you to discuss what action you would take are you ready for today's moral dilemma say yes to get started yes but you've sort of flipped this around because you're asking me the questions but I'm meant to be asking you questions here we go late one evening your 19 year old son or daughter asks permission for his or her date to stay over you will not be at home that evening do you give permission hopefully today's dilemma has sparked conversation welcome back tomorrow for a new dilemma no you come back right now and answer my questions Amy can we work together please sorry I don't know that but I do have a skill you might like it's called pleasing facts want to try it yes here is your fact the Super Bowl is broadcast to over 182 countries in the world do you want to listen another fact say yes or no yes banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories in hours do you want to listen another fact yes using a lot of calories banging my head against a mortar this is another fan Amy what if I want to listen another friend I see yes 9 died tell me a favorite movie as a noun favorite is usually defined with something guarded with special favour or liking or alternatively a special loved one as an adjective what's your favorite movie The Empire Strikes Back is my all-time favorites its ambassador I mean who's your favorite Star Wars character I picked C B 8 I like the way he rolls haha good one done let's do it [Music] [Music] [Music] Amy do you like this picture of bb-8 that I drew for you hmm I don't know that one baby yeah he's from Star Wars Amy do you know what Star Wars is cell Wars is an American epic space opera media franchise created by George Lucas which began if the eponymous 1977 film came a worldwide pop-culture phenomenon okay the franchise dom expanded into various game I know I know it's not what you know I'm just checking Amy shut up Shh tell me something nice about myself please nice and lion will face off at aliens Riviera in these friends tomorrow morning at 6:55 a.m. in Coupe de France okay it's time to move on to Callie hey Callie what's your favorite character the most delicious number of all pie number it's a carrot I mean I guess it's a character take Callie you're cheeky choosing songs is only available for YouTube music premium members but you might like this station hey Callie you're a smartass apologies I don't understand hey cally what is your favorite person in the world you're definitely a top contender for my favorite person I think she likes me I draw myself Mourad cally I know what you like so I I drew it for ya what do you think of me you're the smartest person I know I mean okay but do you like what I made you know I'd tell you if I knew I am this close to losing it I'm going slowly insane hey Callie I need some positive reinforcement here here's a tip to help you stay mindful surround yourself with happy people good moods are contagious thanks for your time you're very welcome not actually sure if we ended up with an answer which is nice now last but not least Courtney what's your favorite movie I like movies where botany chemistry and astrodynamics come together to save the hero left alone on the Red Planet who claims to be the first potato farmer on Mars that's actually it's more specific answer than I expected the Martian tell me something you're interested in the olympus mons volcano on mars is three times the height of Mount Everest 13 miles tall and 373 miles wide it's the largest mountain in our solar system you know I'm getting a few consistent hints here and that is someone wants a landscape [Music] it's it's abstract and it's the end of the day so I'm losing my patience and and enthusiasm do you like this picture I drew I understand you're asking if I like something but I don't have an answer for that one do you like what I made I'm not really sure but I know what the cow says so much better than myself now hey hey Cortana how'd that feel blood doesn't burn out I've drawn some pictures that I'm happy with some that the AIS are or aren't happy with by the way we've got the prompts from artificial intelligence and I think it was quite a fire activity not everyone feels the same way but it's okay it was just a Windows vein I want to thank you for watching this video I had a good time and I hope you did too and if you did you know what to do make sure to LIKE this video subscribe to and all those other think how many times have you heard this in every video but you know what you made it to the end of the video so it counts for something well let me know in the comments down below what you thought of the images I did I didn't get much positive affirmation from the Google assistants so I'm definitely looking forward to yours and let me know in the comments what you think I should do in future videos and maybe if we should try something else for these ones because I have them now not including Cortana we don't have time anymore we will never speak of Cortana again if you enjoyed the chaos in this video there are some more recommendations over there that you're bound to enjoy and get up to all sorts of shenanigans and I will for a long time to come it's a until next on see you laughs or else

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Length: 17min 51sec (1071 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 03 2020