- Hey all you cute people in the world. Today we're gonna buy my Knock Off merch. Merch is something I've always been really bad at, in my career. You give me a book to write, you give me a TV show
to write and produce, you give me a TV show to star in, you give me a YouTube channel, you give me three YouTube channels. You give me anything, honey, I will give you a hundred million percent of my time, energy, effort. I want it to be the best thing ever. I get creatively satisfied,
I am happy, I am fulfilled. Merch, I'm like. (beep) I just have never found
fulfillment in life, being like, "Lets' put my face on a shirt,
and make people buy it." Like, that's just never been my thing. On my online store, I've like
done nothing new for years, and it's kind of embarrassing. Finally, I was like, you know what? It is time, I got together
with my good friend, Anthony, who is one of the most talented
artists I've ever known. And when I knew it was time
to do a new Merch, I was like, "You are my man, let's do this." And he actually sparked
the creative excitement, inside of me that had
been missing for years and together, we created
some really awesome products. I'm wearing one of my favorite pieces, from the collection
right now, "Theater Kid." I love this crew neck. I love it. I'm obsessed. So, anyway, the new merch
is really, really cute. Here's some pictures of
all the cute new merch, it's amazing, but, one of the biggest reasons
I decided to make new merch, is because my husband one day was like, "Why don't you have new merch?" And I was like, "Ah, I don't know, I'm just not excited about
it, it doesn't excite me." He's like, "Okay." And he started buying
fake merch of mine online. Like bootleg garbage merch,
that is from other people, and was paying full price to
other people, for my merch. And I was like, "Why are you doing that?" And he's like, "We'll
make some merch then." And I was like, "Gah!" And then that's when I
got together with Anthony, and we started creating merch. Anyway, that was a very long winded story. Let's get into buying some fake merch. I actually had not Googled this. I'm just gonna go on to Amazon
and see what I can find. Okay, let's search
Colleen Ballinger Merch. Oh no, I'm scared. (screams) Look at all these people selling my stuff. Oh my God, this is upsetting. Ew, also my old merch is so not cute. Okay, so this is all my actual merch. So this gonna link to my website, or is this people selling it? Hold on, I'm so confused. Wait, hold on. So people are just taking my graphics, and putting them on Amazon, 'cause I'm not getting this money. Oh my God! This is upsetting. Okay. Ho, ho, ho Miranda's sings. Look at this Christmas
photo, this is so ugly. Let's get it in a medium. Okay, this is all my stuff
from my show, look at this. What is this trash? (mumbles) Okay so when will these arrive. These are not gonna come
for a freaking month. This is so annoying. This is infuriating to see. If you guys have ever bought
a merch of mine on Amazon. I don't get any of that money. What is this? Ew, I need this. How long is this going
to take to get here? This is disgusting. I can't believe I'm giving
this person so much money. It's like one person
making all this stuff. Oh my God. Miranda socks. It has one review of four stars. Let's see what it says. Okay. It doesn't say anything. Miranda socks. This is so weird. So many weird things. Ew, there is... oh my God. There's a sticker of my signature and it's only half of my
signature for a jewel. Who made this? Okay, I'm not buying that. Okay, for some reason, when you type in Coleen Ballinger Merch a shirt that says I ain't
no Gurkey Turkey pops up. Okay, look at all the socks.
There are so many socks. Look at this pillow,
kind of such bad reviews. We have to see the reviews. Buyer be aware, this is a pillow case only
it has one zippered side. And you will need to stuff in or a pillow to put inside of it. Someone said it's a pillowcase. Okay, so that's fine. I have those I can put, add to cart. Oh my God, these are gonna
take so long to get here. This is so annoying. Look at this pillow. This is amazing. This is so weird. I've never searched my merch before. I've always been scared to. I've always been scared
that I'll get like upset, which I am getting upset. 'Cause this is illegal. Like this is illegal. What I'm looking at. Like people using my face on products and selling it and making
money off of my face, but not giving me any of the money that they're making is literally illegal. Like they're using copy
written photos of me that I own to sell. Like this is every
single item I'm scrolling past right now is, it's illegal. So it's infuriating. This mug says, #ballinge Like it's not even my full, last name. Look at all these pillows. Oh, there's a Jojo Jewel. Oh my God. Okay, I'm just gonna
type in Queen-Ballinger and see what pops up. My book. Okay, I do get some of
the proceeds of my books. So that's good. Queen-Ballinger notebook. Weird, ew I hate all of this. Makes me upset that someone's
using a picture of me and my baby. Don't put a picture of my baby and don't make money off my baby. Like that makes me wanna vomit. What would Queen-Ballinger do notebook, how to be like Queen-Ballinger notebook. Ew, this is Penny. Oh my God. Good thing it's currently unavailable. Queen-Ballinger Miranda
Sings celebrity mask. We're gonna get that. Let's type in Miranda sings and see what comes up. Let's go with prime options, all right? My book it's fine. Red sweat pants that aren't my sweat pants 'cause this is red sweatpants. So that's interesting. Lipsticks, that's
interesting not my lipsticks, but you can get my lipstick,
MIRANDASINGSLIPSTIK.COM Ew, this is so, oh my
God, are you kidding me? Okay, I think I've got
enough items from Amazon. So I'm gonna check out of Amazon and then we'll look elsewhere. All right, now we're
just on good old Google. I'm gonna search Miranda sings Merch. Choose happiness. Oh my God, that's a cute sticker. There's so many weird things. Ew, is that even my signature? Y'all this is wild. A lot of weird, weird stuff on here. Oh my God. A sticker of me and Eric. This is exhausting. Like I have, I literally have a headache from how stress, this is making me. Ew this is so ugly. Oh my God. This is Colleen fooling Ballinger. I know what it's supposed to say. Colleen Ballinger protection squad. It's mostly just stickers on this website. I think I need to poop. So now we have to wait like a month for these things to arrive. So I will see you guys soon. I am mortified. Please don't buy any of these
big knock Off merch items. They are illegal. If you wanna get Merch, you can get it from my shop. I have lots of cute new merch. Go check it out. If you want to get some
sort of merch of mine, I do have my own merch. (lips smirking) All right, goodbye. All right, guys. All of the merch has arrived. I am so excited to go through. I haven't opened up anything. I haven't looked at anything yet. You're gonna see my reactions right here on camera in front of you. But this is another one of my merch items. I just tie dyed it. And I think it looks so cute. I got a little swirl going on, if you're wondering why I'm in pajamas. It's because it's 12.30 in the morning. Why am I filming this
at 12.30 in the morning? Well, I have a toddler. Ask people who have toddlers. If they get anything done during the day. Let's get into it. Alright, here we go. First one. We have, are you kidding me? Oh my gosh. Okay, first of all, because they didn't
have a high rise photo. You have to have a high rise photo when you're uploading them to shirts. In order for them to not be grainy. You can see it's like extremely pixelated. It's not high quality at all. I'm gonna be brutally honest with you guys for all of these. I'll
tell you if they're good. First of all, I can see through the shirt. It's a black shirt and I can literally see the camera. Right now I don't know if you
guys can see me through this. You can tell it's very thin
cheap material, very stiff. And I actually do think this
is kind of a cool shirt. Like I'm not gonna lie. Like I would wear this as Miranda, but it's obviously really cheap. And I think like a couple
of washes from now, this will all be like torn off. That's the first one. Oh my God, guys. I just paid someone else
who illegally used my face. (metal clanging) Next. Alright, so here we have, HO HO HO Miranda Sings. Yeah, just says, HO HO HO Miranda sings. It's a fake cross-stitch. So, there's obviously not
actual stitching on here. Again, you can tell that this will fade after like a couple of washes. And again, even though this is a crew neck like thick sweater, I can tell that it's cheap material. I can see straight through it. (Miranda squealing) This video I thought would be really funny and its actually just like
extremely frustrating. (laughs) You don't know how frustrating it is to like work your butt
off your whole life. I've worked so hard for my career. Over like 12 years, I've been doing Miranda and to work so hard to
make a name for myself, to get to a point in my career where I can make and sell merch is something that I'm proud of and I've worked really hard to accomplish. So to know that people are taking my face, that I have worked very
hard to get people, to recognize the Miranda face
with your guys to support. But they're using that to make a buck. Is just infuriating.. Because a lot of people will
buy this thinking it's mine and thinking they're supporting me. And in fact, they're supporting someone who is illegally using
my face to make money. So that's really cool. Hey guys, this is me in the
future editing this video. And I just wanted to give you an update that now there are multiple places that are selling my
new merch as knock offs in other random websites. So I just wanted to pop in here and let you know the only
place that you can purchase, my merch is at Fanjoy and the
link is in the description of my videos and on my
website mirandasings.com There's no other place
you can get my merch. If you see it on Amazon, if you see it on another random website, if you see anywhere else, it ain't mine, it is fake, it is bootleg. The only place you can
get my merch is on Fanjoy. So I just wanted to let you guys know ♪ that there's more bootleg merch ♪ ♪ and it's frustrating okay. ♪ Enjoy the rest of the video bye. Next we have the socks
and I'm not gonna lie. I love this. (laughs) Here's the socks. It is on both sides. So I'm gonna see if I line it up exactly. If it looks okay. So I will say there's a big
part of my face missing. So at first I was excited about this, but now I'm seeing like, like literally sort of lined up perfectly. And there's a piece of my face missing. Like half of my eyes missing
and half of my mouth. So they kind of messed up
in the printing process. But I do want to try these on. Oh my God. Like when you put them on, the picture, like turns. Oh God, this is not good. Okay. So can you see these? This is what it looks like. Oh my God. It looks so weird. I'm not gonna lie guys, at first glance, I
really liked these socks. I'm very disappointed that
they don't line up perfectly. So, I do enjoy the idea of socks though. I actually hate wearing socks. I rarely wear socks. I grew up in a beach town
where I was always barefoot or wearing flip flops. So now as an adult, I only wear socks and shoes. If I absolutely have to.
Like, if you guys see me ever, what you won't right now, 'cause of Covid, and I
never leave my house. But, if you ever see
me out and about like, you see me in a drive-through or something and you ask me to get off for picture, like I will almost a
hundred percent be barefoot. So, socks are not something
I would wear anyway. If I did like socks, the idea
of Miranda socks is cute. I did have like Miranda
crock socks for a while. And I'm not gonna talk about those. Next we have. Oh, this is the Miranda... see like from a distance, I feel like when I look in
the view front of my camera, these all don't look that bad. Like they're kind of cute, but I'm telling you up close. Like they all just look so cheap. Like the images really, really
stretched and elongated. Again, very see-through, very cheap. There's like threads coming off. There's a sticker on it. This is small. And it's like, got gunk on it. Like this it's used. Oh, what is the blue spots in my hair? Like, what are those? Is that tears? Like tears in my hair? Like, there's literally
just like blue spots. What is happening? Okay, so, here's this, I'm not gonna lie. I love a baseball tee, like
living for a baseball team. But the same, it says
like, okay, here we go. God, I got a lot of stuff. (laughs) I do not remember buying this. It's a crop top, question mark? Or is this a child's shirt? I don't know if I bought a
crop top or shirt for flint. Either way. This is disgusting. So gross. Like I feel like if it
were just the froze toe, like people would be able to be like, Oh, is that from haters back off? Or what is that? Oh, it's a Popsicle from a show I like. But like adding but like adding the like lips with the tongue is gross. Now I will say, this is not my face. So this person at least was being creative and like drew their own design,
which I actually respect. Like someone was like, I'm gonna draw my own thing
that hasn't been done yet. So everything else is like, photos that they've
stolen from the internet. Whereas this, someone was like, "I'm gonna do this." However, it still is. As far as I know, not legal because Netflix owns the
concept of like the froze toes and that whole, any storyline
from "Haters Back Off", is, you know, Netflix. You can't be selling stuff
and behalf of Netflix y'all okay, I'm just saying I ain't a lawyer, but I just think that's true. (glass breaking) Next we have guys, I really like this one. This is a pillowcase,
but it looks really good. (laughs) Like it's not, like when
you look at it close up, it's definitely pixelated. It's like not a high quality photograph. It's like really soft. It is soft. It's a cool picture of me. This is actually really nice. Like I'm totally gonna
put this on a pillow and leave it in my office. So whoever made this merch, props because I approve. You guys shouldn't go buy it because it's knock off merch. You should get my matching full merch But I do approve of that. This one, I have to try it on. Okay. These are the Miranda leggings. So this actually I'm
living for, I love this. So I definitely need to put these on. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. (laughs) I mean, I kind of blend with my wall. The photographs are all blurry. It's super faded. The seams look like
they're about to pop out. The material is like the grossest feeling material in the world. Like I can tell these are going
to fall apart really soon, but I'm enjoying the fact that I'm wearing my face all over my legs right now. I feel like Jojo Siwa. Next one. I've been wearing these pants
for literally 10 seconds and my legs are itchy. Should I take them off? Maybe I should have washed them first. All right, anyway. Oh No. Oh no. Oh, okay. This is me and Miranda. You can not tell, but it's
like the most pixelated image. It's so blurry. Oh gosh. It's very like polyester, like cheap material feeling. Oh wow, guys. Wait, what's that smell? That smells so funky. It smells like... Ew. I swear to you, I smell manure. (cow mooing) (beep) It smells like a barn. Maybe these people like stock their Merch in a barn somewhere. Oh, wow. Guys. This is really cute. Let's move on to the next... did I get two of the same thing? Okay, this is my sister leggings. So I feel like it
actually should be wearing this shirt right now. Not this one. I actually do like, like this from Miranda
because it's so hectic. If Miranda were to actually make merch, I feel like this is
what it would look like, but long sleeved and like
red or some obnoxious color. But when I was making my merch, I wanted to make stuff that
you guys would actually wear. And this is obviously not realistic. Like. (upbeat music) Cool. Does this one won't stink Yes. Why does it smell? It smells so weird. ♪ Let's move on. ♪ ♪ It's one in the morning. ♪ ♪ I wanna go to bed. ♪ Here we have another pillow case. Again, this one's not that bad. Like I really like the pillow cases. This one is actually merch
that my husband bought and wears all the time. He bought that fake merch
like few months ago, a year ago or something to try to encourage me to make new mech. 'Cause he didn't like
my merch at that time. And he was like, "I wanna wear your merch and I wanna support you, but you don't have any new good merch. And now he wears my new merch literally every single day, he wears a new piece of merch. He loves it. And he's so supportive. But, he at first was wearing this. Look how you can tell it's like literally like plastic on the hoodie. You like, see it shining in the light. This is horrible merch. And this is, Haters Back Off on the back. So this is my husband's and you
wanted me to show it to you. We also of course have the Miranda mask. This is what it looks like. And I'm gonna poke out the eyeballs. Let's try this bad boy on. (upbeat music) What do we think? Do we like it? I don't know why anyone would buy this other than me for this video. Like what would be the
purpose of buying this mask? You know what I mean? Like why? I think that's all I've received. So if I missed something, Hello? - I am sorry I interrupted, am sure you are, can you help with the baby? - Oh, gotta go. This was an odd way to greet my baby in the middle of the night. Baby's fine. He just maybe had a nightmare and wanted some mommy cuddles and who wouldn't want to cuddle this. (upbeat music) Anyway, hope you guys liked this video, the only other thing that I got in the mail is something that is not merch, but it's in my merch box. It's a box of like a hundred
tiny little pregnancy tests because I'm always
afraid that I am pregnant and I need to test myself
constantly just to ease my mind. Hope you guys like this video. If you did, give us a thumbs up because it is now, ♪ two in the morning. ♪ Did you hear that? That was my stomach. Please, go check out my
actual official merch. I really love that every single item that we have, I'm very proud of the merch. We worked really hard on it. It's all really cozy. It's all in a good quality. It's all really cute. And everyone who's bought it so far looks adorable in the merch. I love seeing all the pictures
you guys are sending me. So please, if you want to buy my merch, buy the real stuff. Not the knock off stuff. As funny as it is, I would much prefer to get the real stuff. So, anyway, love you guys and I hope you're having a wonderful day and leave a comment below. Let me know what kind of
merch you want me to sell. Next time I make new merch
because I'm already starting to think of a million ideas of things that I want to do for
my next line of merch. All right. I'm gonna go to bed. Good night. (upbeat music)
