(loud farting) - Oh, my God. What's up, everybody? I'm Colleen and this is my sister. - I'm just trying to remember what you do at the beginning of videos. Like is it this? Or is it this? - I do this? - No, like your elbows have to be up. - That's when I say good-bye,
I used to always do this. - Anyway, what's up guys? It's me, Colleen, and today I'm here-- (ominous crescendo) My hair looks really weird. Is there baby barf in it? So, last week I wore my husbands clothes-- - I thought you picked
up the glass of water, but nay, it was the jar of apple sauce. - Yeah, obviously. - I did wearing my husbands
clothes for a week, you guys didn't like it. (record scratching) So I'm doing it again. Just kidding, you guys liked it. And so I'm gonna do it again
with something different. I'm challenging Rachel to do a week of wearing only little boy clothes. Wait, that sounds bad. I have a baby boy. One thing that's really frustrating is the boxes they put children in. So like, boy clothes are
typically blue, green, gray, and they're like, I like basketball. And the girl clothes are like, rainbows, sparkles, and I
can't wait to be a wife. Which (laughs) there's nothing
wrong with being a wife, I'm a wife, I'm all for it. I am challenging Rachel
to wear only clothes from the boys section at Target. Because my hope is that one
day that will not exist, and people from the future
will watch this and be like, there was a boy section
and a girl section? I'm hoping that one day
it'll all just be neutral and it'll all be one
section, like kid clothes. - I'm down for that. - But while they're still boy and girl, I'm making her wear only clothes from the boy section at Target. And she is going to... - Make you wear only JoJo clothes. - Because Rachel is basically the sponsor of JoJo Siwa products. - I am! JoJo's amazing, her products are glorious. - Rachel tests and reviews every JoJo Siwa product on her channel. So on her channel you can
watch her struggle for a week, and on this channel, you're about to watch me wear
JoJo Siwa clothes for a week. - You are gonna be rainbow,
glitter, unicorn wife. - Which I'm all about. - I know. - However, JoJo is a few steps higher than what I would normally wear, especially as a middle-aged mother. (gasps)
(ominous crescendo) Am I middle-aged? - No. When do you expect to die? What age do you expect to die? - Never. - When do you think this
body's gonna die out? Reminder, you drink
applesauce on the daily. - An apple a day keeps the doctor away. - Just because it rhymes,
doesn't make it true. - I basically drink 80 apples a day, so I'm living forever. - Okay, let's say you die at 90. - Love that for me. - Mid-life would be 45. - Anyway, I'm gonna be wearing JoJo Siwa clothes for a week. So we're gonna go to Target and I'm gonna buy every JoJo
Siwa product that they have, and then we're gonna go to JoJo's, and I'm gonna ask JoJo
to give me some stuff, and then I'm gonna wear
JoJo stuff for a week. So, let's get going. - So many bows. - So we're in Target. I still have filming in public anxiety. - Same, after ten years. - But look it, here's JoJo's
closet, I'm so excited. Here's the drama with me
having to wear JoJo's clothes. First of all, I'm an adult woman. Also, I'm a breast feeding adult woman. This is an XL which hopefully will fit me. That's gonna be tight, but we're doing it. Oh, my God, I feel famous,
because on her tags is this picture and I
was in that music video, so basically I'm on her clothes. I had this one at home,
but then Parker stole it. This is an XL. There's no way this is gonna fit me. - [Rachel] I told you that was what's wrong with this challenge. - Oh no, it'll fit me, it'll
just show off my mommy pooch. I feel like I can pull this off. - [ Rachel] Yeah. - I mean. - [ Rachel] Good enough. - I'm getting it. Oh, my God, it's a purse.
- That's a purse. - I'm getting it. This is incredible. JoJo, I'm furious, if
you're watching this JoJo, I'm furious you haven't
given me this, and this. I this JoJo? - [Rachel] Yeah, I own that one. (dramatic horn note) (gasps) Oh, my God, JoJo panties. What size is that? - Extra large, obviously.
- Thank you. Okay listen, here's the
issue is that it's hard finding JoJo's stuff,
although we just found these really incredible pajamas, because everything looks
like it's for JoJo. Literally everything
here in the girl section looks like JoJo clothes. Oh, my God, they don't have my size. Yes! Oh, my God, I am so excited. You know who's more excited than me? My niece Bailey and my nephew Parker, because they're gonna steal all these. How am I gonna pick? - This one, obviously. - So crusty. - So mad they don't have this in my size. - [Rachel] I think she has has that in her garage in your size. - Wait, there's a large. I don't think I'm gonna fit into a large. It would make my vagina
go into more pieces than it's already in from birth. - [Rachel] Just put shorts over it. - There's no way that's gonna fit over my breast feeding boobs
and my ripped birth vagina. Okay, I think we got all the JoJo stuff here
that will fit me because, hi, I'm a grown woman. So that means now we're
gonna go to JoJo's house and see what she has
that she can offer me. But now it's Rachel's
turn, so go to her channel to watch what I make her wear
from the little boy section. Good-bye. Okay, we're at JoJo's
house, she's over there. - Hi, I'm here. - The amount of times we
actually hang out with JoJo, we film probably one percent of the time. - Not even that. - But I have not been to JoJo's
house since I had the baby. Can't say this around JoJo but
my breasticles are tingling because I really need to
get home and feed my baby. - This is not family
friendly, demonetized, there's a child in it. - There's a minor in here. - Comments disabled. - I'm gonna get demonetized!
(shrieking) I haven't tried the JoJo's juice yet, but there's a toy attached. This is where the pregnancy rumors started just so you know. They put it right on-- - [Rachel] You're pregnant? - With a High-Top and a Boomerang. (record scratching) She's really going in. - It tastes like, oh, my God, hold on, I know this flavor. - [Rachel] It says it on the bottle. - No, no, no, it doesn't taste like this. It doesn't taste like strawberry-kiwi! No, it taste like a certain type of toothpaste I got at the dentist once. - It just does not taste like that, I know the taste you're talking about, but it's not that. - [Rachel] Does it
taste like when Dr. Reed would do an implant of
your teeth for braces. - Yes, that's what it taste like. But in a good way, I liked it. - So how do I get that out? - [Rachel] You clearly
didn't watch my video. - No, I didn't. (laughing) I watch most of your videos, but you've done 70,000 JoJo reviews, I don't know which ones I've seen. - And I do well every time. - Okay, so this is a toy, apparently? - [JoJo] Yes, there's like five toys. - [Rachel] I can tell
you what's in it already. - Oh, my God, this is a rubber bow. It's got a hole in it, so do you make a necklace out of it? - Yeah, you can collect 'em all. - Oh, a sticker. Which I really hate stickers, so you get negative points for that. I'm into it. The other thing that JoJo has at her house that I'm really excited about, applesauce. - Also that's like, apple-banana right? - No it's apple-pear,
I've never tried this one. Do you know I have an obsession
with applesauce right now? - Yes, I've seen. - [Rachel] The entire world knows you have an obsession with applesauce. - It's grainy, I prefer Mott's. No legit, like what is hard? (laughing) Okay so we're going into
her merch room, right now. - Wait, there's actually though a couple things that I wanna give you. Because I wanna give you this because it's from High Top Shoes, and I wanna give you a High Top Shoes doll because High Top Shoes. - Okay, love that.
- And you're in High Top Shoes but we'll get there. Okay, what do you want to steal? - A bow. The best part about this video is I get to give it all
to Parker when I'm done. - Fabulous. - And he's going to lose his mind.
- Love it. Oh, my God, hair. I'm taking this one. - These are cute! - Let me see? - They're like little hearts
and they're wearing Bow Bows. - I have some of those, can I have those? - Stop asking if you can have things. - I don't know, sometimes I don't know! Is this my size? - No. - Definitely not. Oh, my God, there's so many accessories! Wait, is this a slap bracelet? - [JoJo] Yes. - I am dying, JoJo this is
the best day of my life. You have scrunchies! (shrieking) Are your parents home? - [JoJo] My mom is. - I'm sorry I screamed. - [JoJo] She's fine, I think she's okay. - [Rachel] Those are adorable. I'm gonna make this fit me. - That is-- - Can I take this? - Yes. - And if you think this
isn't gonna fit me, you're right about the pants,
but I'll cut the pants. - [JoJo] Colleen. - I'm gonna make it fit me. You don't think I can make this fit me? - At least take the 14/16. - Oh, thanks, also shade. Oh, is this allowed? - [JoJo] Yeah. - I'm so excited, this is
the best challenge ever! Wait, I actually have to
go out in public like this. No offense. - You do? - Yes, I'm doing this for a week! - Where are you gonna go? - Everywhere, wherever
I have to go for a day, so probably In-N-Out. Wait, this looks like
vintage, this is cool. - That's Gucci. - You tell me what to take, you pick out-- - Like a JoJo, JoJo, JoJo outfit? - Yeah, I want JoJo stuff, so you pick out a JoJo thing. - Well, this. You want your classic JoJo? - Yes. Oh, my god, I need that. - Okay. (gasping) Will you actually put this on? - I will 100% put that on and I will wear it to CBS. - There's the pants. These both are Target, yeah. - I love that. - And they're bigger sized. - So they're perfect.
- So they fit great. - Are those Gucci? - Yeah. - I can't take Gucci pants, these are worth ten million dollars. This is scandalous,
JoJo, you're not allowed to wear that.
- No, it's not. You can go hard. - And then I can wear it
with one of the skirts I got. - [JoJo] Or with the summer pants. - There, see, we got an outfit. The only thing I don't
have and I'm fine with, I don't have any shoes
for any of these outfits. - No.
- Yeah. - No.
- Yeah. - No. - What do you mean, no? I said yeah before I saw them. - [JoJo] Do you know what else you need, you need one more thing,
you need sunglasses. Do these ones. - Is this Gucci or Chanel? - Gucci. - These, I can't even tell the logos. That's how poor I am, is I don't know what the logos are. - You're not, you're not. - Okay, so then all I do is
that, and then the ponytail. Just make sure I got it right, except you do it really tight. Okay, why do I look cute? - [JoJo] You need the
blonde ponytail, too. - Ugh, she's so judgey. - [Rachel] She is. - [JoJo] No, I'm not! To be me, I'm blonde. - No, you're not blonde, honey. - [JoJo] Why do you
look cute in a ponytail? - This is what I'm saying. - Colleen can pull off anything but bangs. (dramatic note) - I got enough stuff
here, we're good to go, so I'm gonna go home and
tomorrow starts the week of JoJo's stuff. - Oh, boy. - All right, it's day one of
me wearing JoJo Siwa stuff. How do my boys feel about me wearing only JoJo Siwa clothes for a week? What do you think, little boy? Here's the issue, is I
have too many things. I will show you all of
the JoJo Siwa products. Look at all of this. Look, JoJo, sorry, my
cat is already sitting on all of your really expensive stuff. Get off, get off, get off. What are you doing, get off. So we obviously have way too many outfits, I only need a weeks worth. Also, I'm not wearing JoJo panties. Sorry, JoJo, I love you
but it's not happening. Maybe I'll start off
with this lovely outfit. (laughing) Oh, God. This is what I'm working with today. So I have, of course, a
JoJo bow and side pony. She gave me her Gucci sunglasses. I've got this skort. It's like, shorts that really
ride up in the area of that. Luckily I went through childbirth
so I can't feel anything. So it doesn't even hurt. This shirt and this little over-thing. All of this you can get at Target. Hashtag not sponsored, hashtag not ad, but it should be. I should be the spokesperson
for JoJo Siwa's clothing line. Oh, I also paired it with
this bracelet that I got from her merch room. This little locket necklace
of JoJo's face with Bow Bow, that I got from her merch
room, so thanks for that. I'm gonna go put on some more makeup because you can see all my zits right now and that is not cute. We'll see how my little son
likes this outfit for the day. (kissing sounds) What do you think? Do I look like a mom on the go? I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Let's put a JoJo bow on him! What do you think? (baby cooing)
Yeah? Do you like my outfit? Does it feel kind of itchy? Yeah, you look cute
with a bow in your hair. He looks so cute. I'm obsessed. Well, luckily I don't really
have anywhere to be today so I can kind of hide out
in my house in this outfit. And it's actually comfortable. While the outside is full
of sparkles and glitter that could not be comfortable
for my child to sleep on, the inside of her clothes are comfortable which I appreciate, because I remember as a little girl, wearing dresses and stuff with sparkles and then being itchy. And they're actually really comfortable. Aside from the fact that the skort totally rides up in areas that
we're not gonna talk about in front of my son. Moosey likes my skort. Hi, puppy. D-R-E-A-M ♪ I'ma come back like a boomerang ♪ ♪ Oooh-Ooh-Whoa ♪ ♪ Oooh-Ooh-Whoa ♪ ♪ Bop bop bop to this bop ♪ I don't know the choreography, sorry JoJo. What's up, y'all? I haven't filmed anything yet today, but this is the coziest one so far. JoJo would probably be so offended by how I'm mix-matching these outfits, because she's very particular about what she wears with what. And these are Gucci pants that I'm terrified I'm going to hurt. And she'd probably gag at the fact that I'm matching them
with these these shoes and this Target shit, which by the way still
has the sticker residue. Can you see that? So you can see the sticker
residue from Target is still on the shirt. So we love a classy Target
shirt with sticker residue matched with Gucci pants. Iconic. But I am about to get some
Mcdonalds because I'm classy, and what do you eat while
you're wearing Gucci? McDonalds, let's go. Hi. Hello? - [Employee] Can I help you? - Yes, can I have four
cheeseburger Happy Meals? And a hamburger? Extra fries. That's all. Hello? Thank you. - [Employee] You're welcome. - Why was that the weirdest ordering experience I've ever had at McDonalds, was she sleeping?
(dramatic note) (gasping) - [Rachel] My head. Oh, my God. - Are you okay? - [Rachel] Yeah. - Oh, my God. Also why did I order five Happy Meals when there's two of us? Thank you, bye. Oh, she did not want you to film her. She gave you stink eye. Does this feel eerie? This is spooky. I feel like this is the
spookiest McDonalds. Every window's been empty, everyone who works here
is a witch, I think. Thank you. I mean, I don't mean that in a rude way, because witches are freaking cool and I wish I was a witch, but like everyone kinda looks like they could be a witch maybe. Thank you. - You're welcome, have a good one. - Oh, I think we got five Happy Meals. - I'm sorry. - It's okay! Thank you. - You're welcome, have a good one. - Bye. Like why is it Saturday, at 6 PM, no-one is at McDonalds, except for me at the drive through. Which that's really weird in L.A. The drive throughs are
always packed all the time, but especially on a Saturday at 6, like no-one is in the drive through. No-one would answer me at
the little speaker thing, and they seemed out of it and aloof. Am I wrong? It's been weird, right? No tea, no shade, I love Gucci, whatever, but like, it's thick and sticky. One thing that I forgot
to mention to you guys is that I'm also wearing
JoJo pajamas this week. How cute do I look in these? Rachel is here, doing her
part of the challenge. - Hey! Yours is way cuter, no offense JoJo. - Oh, I'm so comfortable. - I am so uncomfortable, this is so tight. Rachel, can you show them my panty line? - I would love to, nothing
would make me happier. Oh, sexy, sexy. - These are my maternity underwear. - [Rachel] Love it. - I don't think I ever owned a pair of granny panty, normal
underwear like this until I was pregnant, and
I was like, I'm giving up. - [Rachel] Gotta give up! - Gotta go back to those granny panties. Do you like? - [Rachel] I do. - It's uncomfortable. It's day three up in this house, and this is my favorite outfit so far, I've gotta say, it's-- (baby crying) Be right back. Time to make coffee, y'all! Does JoJo drink coffee? Definitely not, but we're
gonna pretend that she does. Anyone want carrots and
potatoes for breakfast? This is her Kid In A Candy Store outfit. This is like a Halloween costume, I think. Luckily I had shoes that kind of worked. Don't mind my BAND-AID from my
blister that I got yesterday, thank you very much. Today I will be editing
and I have, luckily, some phone meetings, but nothing that I have
to do actually in person. I mean, no offense to this outfit, JoJo, but if I went to any business
meetings dressed in this, I feel like I'd get fired. Time for my healthy breakfast. (slurping apple sauce) I doubt JoJo does this, but I'm pretty sure she should, because it's amazing. Cheers. All right, I got the most appropriate mug for what I'm wearing right now. Oh, my God, am I gonna do it? I did it without spill-- Oh, no, I didn't. There's coffee everywhere. If only people knew this
is what I looked like as I was sending them emails this morning. Although most of the time
when I'm sending emails I'm dressed like Miranda, so I guess it's not that much different. (drawn out belching) ♪ Like a kid in a candy store ♪ - [Husband] Gus! Get off JoJo's clothes,
I need to get dressed. He literally won't let me
put on JoJo's clothes today. Thank you. Ew, JoJo I am so sorry. Sorry, JoJo. Getting over it. Getting real over it. - [Husband] Feel like a
crossing guard kind of outfit. - What's a crossing guard? - [Husband] You know when
kids get out of school and the stop sign and there's the person that helps them get across the street? - Oh, that's cute. I also have this jacket, but I feel like when I
put the jacket on with it, it's just too much. Because you know, it wasn't before. - [Husband] It's not too much. (laughing) - Stop! I'm editing the first part of this video of me wearing this stuff, and watch. (muffled farting) (laughing) How's it going? Welcome to my office. I have to admit, JoJo's
clothes are pretty comfortable, but it's the outside
that's not comfortable. (shocked gasping)
(dramatic note) What? What? I had no idea! Oh, my God, how have I been
wearing these this whole time and I had no idea they did this? That's a game-changer. What should I write in it? It just looks like it says, Po, Op. But if I slap my thighs together... I'm mature! - [Husband] (laughing) I'm mature. - I love that it does that. Good job, JoJo. Good morning, everybody. We're putting in my bow for the day. This is the outfit. Again, I think this was some sort of Halloween outfit or something. We also have this ring,
of JoJo and Bow Bow. Some bracelets that say, best friends. And my personal favorite accessory that I purchased at Target. (burping) Oh, my God, I'm so excited. Serving you High Top realness. ♪ My high top shoes ♪ ♪ Make me do what I do ♪ ♪ Put me in a good mood ♪ ♪ Make me think about you ♪ You wanna go for a walk? Let's go for a walk, let's go for a walk! Make sure that Moose has a
nice JoJo accessory as well. You know, this outfit isn't that bad, not that any of them are bad, but compared to other ones where like, they're so intense, I feel like this one I feel tame today, compared to the other days so far. I'm getting used to the
looks when I go out, I kinda don't really care anymore. So JoJo, I feel like a new woman, I feel confident, and
sassy, and young and fresh, and also really old at the same time. Especially when I'm wearing this and breast feeding my
son, I feel super old. So, love that. I had to wear clothes
underneath my clothes. This one was a little small for my, just had a baby body. But that's okay. What do you think? Do you like it? - [Husband] It's a good workout outfit. - With the backpack for sure. (grunting) Why's it so close, who was using this? Why is it so close to me? What's happening? Is this how people ride bikes? Is this what exercise is? This is horrible. - [Husband] Is this what
you working out looks like? - Yeah, this is what it
looks like when I work out. I'm a sexy lady. (plastic smacking) Oh, I didn't show you my accessories. So this one has my
favorite JoJo accessory, which is a snap bracelet. These were my (bleep) growing up. And this one disappoints. This is the bow I've chosen for today. I can squish my boobs
together, make her talk. (crunching) We love health. I actually really wanna
make sure I can fit into JoJo clothes in the future. D-R-E-A-M. I've burned two calories. All right, so, I'm in the final outfit and my family is here. I didn't wear it when they got here, I wasn't wearing it all day, but I finally just put it on. Let's see what my family thinks. What do you guys think? - Beautiful unicorn queen. - No reaction? I'm all to the camera, I'm like, I'm gonna surprise my
family in this outfit and we come in and y'all are like... (child laughing) No reaction at all. Do you like my outfit? Do you like this? Should I keep it on or should I change? - [Jacob] 100% change. Jacob! - What could make it better, Parker? - Changing into a better one. (gasping) The shade! They're so used to stuff like this. Not only from JoJo but from me too. - [Young Man] This is not
the weirdest thing you've-- - Yeah, they've literally seen me in a bath of SpaghettiOs. - I've seen you dressed in
a diaper over you clothes. (loud laughing) - Anti-climactic but
this is my final outfit. Okay, good-bye. All right, so at this point, you guys have just watched me
wear JoJo clothes for a week. I have not experienced it yet, so I'm still nervous to do it. Leave a comment below,
let me know what your favorite JoJo outfit was. I would tell you what mine
is, but I haven't done it yet. I'm clearly still in
the same clothes I was when we started this video. - There's no tricking you here. - Yeah, no. So we're doing the outro
before we did the video, so get over it, I know. Leave a comment, what-- - Like I;d wanna come back over here. - Yeah, no. Even though you're here
literally everyday. - Shut up. - Make sure to check out Rachel's channel, where she wears boy clothes. Boy clothes, whatever that means. So go do that and subscribe to her. Click the like button and
notifications, and all the things. I love y'all, I'll se you next time. Cheers. (lips smacking) I hate that you came in with your tongue. (quirky upbeat music)
