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oh oh hey Dad good morning hey champ it's time to wake up oh what time is it oh my goodness take your bag what it's already time for school oh thank thanks Dad uh okay well can I eat first I'm kind of hungry hurry up and eat breakfast okay okay dang it where's mom uh she makes the best breakfast but you you just make me a fried egg I kind of wanted more than a sunny side a your mom made it before she left for work oh oh well she didn't make me the sandwich I like dang it don't be rude okay I don't want to finish the egg anymore come on hurry now wait you're not gonna drive me to school today dad is it is it raining outside ah I can't the car is in the shop dang it man fine I guess I have to walk to oh walk to school today better be quick okay Dad well I'll see you after school then bye oh gosh who the heck just ran huh what was that Cody isn't he the really really strong guy at my school and why is he running around with a giant dumbbell man if only I could run as fast as he could I would be at school already oh I'm gonna be so wet by the time I get to school geez why is the weather so bad today oh gosh I'm all soaked man this weather is horrible wait are you serious the weather just cleared up as soon as I got to school uh I'm drenched now this is not looking too good yikes man what a run I just realized Cody never wears a shirt um gotta get my protein okay you know what I'm just gonna ignore what I just saw this is so weird so cool he's amazing oh guys there's Ashley my biggest crush oh my gosh he looks so cute I can't wait to I heard he's the fastest in school it's so cool wait who are they talking about fastest wait they they can't be talking about Cody are they awesome they had a full steak what what what the full stake in a vending machine but well then um oh wait they're looking at Cody hey yeah wow you know I'm not gonna lie I'm kind of jealous because I have a huge crush on Ashley and I don't want to say hi amazing hey hey hey Ashley how's it going oh uh hi ew what what her friend sent you to me let's get going it's the weird kid hey I'm not that weird I might be a little bit weird but that makes me different ah come on well oh oh there's Cody again and oh it's the gross little bullies that always play basketball in the cafeteria I would join in because I like playing basketball but not with the bullies well oh oh they're looking at me uh I'd better get out of here I guess it's time for class now class is so boring man when is this class gonna end I just want to talk to Ashley after class and so that's all I have for class today oh okay finally I'm the class is over I was about to fall asleep you all can go class is dismissed all right perfect oh my gosh I think my next class is gym class which I kind of hate because I hate for I hate running around can't wait for Jim oh yeah the bullies are always athletes and stuff and I don't like it oh wait a second is that is that Ashley's backpack oh wait a second actually uh she dropped her backpack hey hey excuse me Ashley I think you dropped this over here I just wanted to return it to you why do you have my backpack wait no no you've got you've got the wrong idea you dropped it um I just wanted to return it to you you know did you try to steal it no no man I bet if Cody gave it back she'd be happy wow ew hey why is Ashley oh that's not nice hey what are you looking at quit stealing stuff ow ow gosh all right everyone out track oh we're going outside for gym class today oh this is gonna be great but it's hot outside uh inside better huh why are the girls acting like divas right now no I don't want to go running wait where did this guy come from let's go baby of course Cody likes running around uh let's let's go get a move on okay come on everyone oh oh no I'm not gonna have a good time doing this and plus we have to get changed into gym clothes today we're gonna be running a 100 yard Sprints oh that kind of seemed hard and hey Cody don't own them too hard man all Cody does is run around only 100 let me do 900 at least coach coach can I skip the class please it's too hot for this teach I hate running but you know what I look really cool in this tracksuit I bet Ashley likes how I look hey hey Ashley do you like my outfit ew hey man I swear Mia is the reason why Ashley doesn't like me dang it you know what I'm gonna impress Ashley one day we all run today okay um well someone has to go first let's watch the boys Mia okay uh hey hey buddy you can go first I really don't want to run today ah why me all right you on the right okay okay it's his turn to go all right 100 yard Sprint which is basically from white line to the white line over there so let's see what what happens all right here we go he's going first you start us off all right all right here we go here we go Ready set go there he goes there he goes oh here we go here we go what the why is he so slow and why is he taking weird turns pain oh my gosh this guy is so slow you guys hey he's so slow wow even the girls are making fun of him such a geek hey that's not really nice uh I'm so bored hey Cody I understand that you want to go you know what you you can go before I do you can go next man you can take my spot yeah thanks man hey this time you made it hey coach what was his time tired oh that's Improvement 14 seconds that's so slow you guys I bet I can do better definitely this guy never works out or anything so I should be better and look I have a track suit on so everything should go perfectly according to my plan oh yeah let's see you do better alright Cody you're up Hey man I wasn't trying to make fun of you or anything let me do a warm-up lap real quickly what the he wants to do a warm-up lap right before his test watch Cody he's so cool whoa wait what the he already finished his lap that kid's going places all right well let's see his let's see his lap time all right coach count him down I want to see what time he gets actually I'm really curious ready coach oh it's time Ready set go here we go whoa whoa what the what in the world this man just sprinted down the line like it was nothing uh coach what was the time impossible uh wow even the coach is impressed I love you Cody hey man I'm so jealous of him just over nine seconds wait what world record world record is about nine seconds oh that was good and we're only in middle school that's so crazy you guys you almost got world record I gotta keep working you know on second thought I might have the girls go before me uh boys wait I think Ashley's really impressed by Cody what is it uh hey girls I was just wondering if you guys could go before me I am kind of uh I have asthma so I can't really go first I can't breathe right now you know oh okay yeah good luck to you girls okay well I guess they're doing the buddy system they're going together okay well uh come on one of you step up this guy is making excuses hey can you just leave me alone man both going at the same time uh I I guess they're going together girls stick together okay it's Ashley and Mia going together I wonder how fast they're gonna go cause the nerd um wait where'd the nerd go he went like 15 14 seconds that's so slow all right here we go coach count them down I really want to see what they get Ready set go okay okay let's see how fast the girls go there's no way they'll be faster than the nerd right oh whoa Ashley's kind of fast wait wait where did that guy come from he's he's always late to class I swear and he's copying me with the tracksuits uh coach what was their time you beat me by a few seconds Ashley you got 11 seconds what the heck she really is an athlete wow Mia you got 13 seconds that was impressive hey Cody back off man that's my girl jeez it was worth it Mia yeah we did good someone is jealous hey hey Ashley we should work out sometime wait what no no he's gonna steal my girl oh oh hey guys hey everyone listen it's it's my turn coach is it my turn now no no get get out the way it's my turn I'm gonna go next I'm going to impress Ashley all right it's my turn oh my gosh just running this way made me so tired I didn't know I was this out of shape I can't even breathe right now you ready kid not really coach but uh I'll try my best okay wait Ready set go already okay I just need to beat 14 seconds to beat the nerd [Music] I did it I did it I did it what was my time oh I wasted all my energy going that way OMG how slow are you oh wow wait like a snail hey nurse he's having an asthma attack rage you got a time of 15 seconds that's slower than the nerd you're so slow hey let's see you try then the slowest time of the class just under the first kid I can't believe I just embarrassed myself in front of my crush ah all right you go next then I'll show you how it's done okay then I'll I'll see you I'll see you on the other side Ready set go all right there's no way he's gonna beat my time wait wait what the he might he might be faster than Cody whoa done nicely done dang it all I wanted to do was impress Ashley and I failed with the time of 11 seconds take that nerd hey I'm not I'm not a nerd hey red kid uh what do you want Mia you're always trying to make me look bad in front of my crush I gotta ask uh what do you want to ask me how can you possibly be that slow I'm not that slow hey why why are you saying this in front of Ashley he's not built different he did way better than that boy he's built like a snail yeah she's laughing at the joke funny Mia you know what I'm gonna prove everyone wrong all right kids first place for the fastest I don't even care I wanna I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna join the track Tina and and become really fast oh my gosh I'm gonna be late for track practice all right kids welcome to track tryouts no no no yeah Cody love you okay okay I'm so late already oh my gosh uh hey hey coach I'm so sorry for being late on the first day whoa Cody wait did he just cheer himself on why bother joining you're so slow hey that's not nice I just want to try looks like we have a late entry hey give him a break hey thanks Cody so slow like a snail you weren't even there during during gym class what are you talking about man this is not nice you guys start off by bullying me and everything hey kids we all start somewhere come on Cody my gosh of course he has fan girls everywhere Mia told me the joke man I swear Mia's like the mean girl of the school now let's get started okay well anyways I look really cool in my track suit so I'm not gonna let anyone talk down to me okay here we go track practice this is the tryout I have to make the team there's no way I'm gonna fail I hope first for a warm-up you'll start by running a lap oh no I laugh an entire laugh I don't think I can do this actually all right and these guys seem so excited but and Cody you got two wait what how come Cody has to do too I feel bad for him give me three uh I guess Cody likes a challenge you guys look so cool except the red tracksuit kid hey Mia can you leave this place gosh dang it fine four what yeah you run a hard bargain okay well let's get started with the lap okay I guess it's time to start running a lap or for Cody it's four laps okay all right everyone start okay here we go here we go uh count us down coach oh I'm kind of nervous an entire lap one entire lap good luck bet you couldn't finish this hey you relax there buddy ready you said go okay I got this wait what the heck how is Cody going that fast and and even the bullies I'm trying my best to keep up okay I'm gonna try to boost up my speed oh man I don't think I can do this where the heck did Cody go what the Cody just left me hey uh oh my gosh I'm almost there I'm almost there oh my gosh the bullies the bullies wait they already ran a lap um wait what the Cody's still going well I just ran a lap I I think I'm good to go why did these guys do two laps hey you guys do know you're done right running extra for no reason four whoa ah yes wow only one lap hey that was the only thing that was required what a geek two instead of one lap hey guys props on the extra effort I did a good job too right coach I did one whole lap Cody can we hang out after school not bad rage thank you Cody yeah yeah this kid is such a dead weight if he joins the team no you guys need me on the team if we end up doing relays you guys need me on the team we need you now we're good huh anything coach can you hey rage uh what's up coach come over here real quick oh no I have a bad feeling about this hey is everything good coach why am I the only one being called Over Look rage some people just aren't made to run what what no uh I promise I'm trying my best I'll work even harder so you didn't make the team coach please give me another chance please I'm sorry oh I can't believe this is happening how am I gonna impress Ashley now but it's just not good for the team you know what I'm gonna prove you wrong coach in a week I'll be back and I'm gonna show you that I'm able to make the team okay just please give me another chance just give me some time I'll work my butt off and I'll be back I'll root for you okay I'm gonna ask my parents to help me maybe get a treadmill or something okay I'm gonna go home and prove everyone wrong wow honey you make the best bread best bread I've been eating this bread since I was born thanks hun I did my best mom you make the you make the same bread every single day how was school today son Mom Dad I have something to tell you guys well that's what we can afford uh listen I I really want to join the track team and well they kind of kicked me out the team because I'm too slow so I was wondering if you guys could buy me a treadmill so I can train and uh I can join the track team you know I have one week the the coach told me I have one week to train for this and join the team uh please Mom Dad can we talk outside real quick oh I really hope they can buy me a treadmill I know Mom and Dad aren't the the richest people but I'm really really hoping they can buy me a treadmill I kind of want to Snoop on what they say okay what do we do really why does he want that I want him to be able to do his dreams but that costs a lot oh no things aren't looking good I really hope my mom and dad can buy me a treadmill I know treadmills are really expensive but and we can't even afford one too okay I think for his education and his health I will get the loan at the bank and we'll get him one well my parents are going really they're going so far from me okay okay I'm just gonna pretend like I didn't hear any of that I'm just gonna sit right here and eat my bread oh yay bread my favorite bread that I've been eating for the since the beginning I was born all right son hey hey Dad Mom so so what about it we decided we will get you one oh no way thank you Mom Dad oh thank you thank you give me a hug mom give me a hug dad I love you guys guys I love you guys so much oh I'm about to get my first treadmill Dad let's go let's not waste any more time let's go to the mall Bye Mom thank you thank you so much I love you guys oh my goodness I'm really really about to get my first treadmill I'm so excited let's go Dad Let's go drive drive my first treadmill I can't wait to get my first girlfriend Ashley I'm so excited to get my first treadmill thank you Dad I love you oh man here we go here we go oh my gosh I can't wait to play my brand new PS4 wait that's the nerd from earlier today ah I guess all he does all day is play video games dad he goes to my school and he's really slow he can't really run he's so slow at running okay well I'm not too sure where the gym uh store is is it over there oh there's the equipment the sports equipment store yeah all right I can't wait to get some stuff oh there's other people in the store too hey hey there um seems like it seems big enough oh my gosh that is a giant dumbbell man are you sure you can lift that uh wait a second who's that Dave it's almost closing time oh hey hello there Dave um I was just wondering if you could sell me uh some some treadmills I was looking to buy a treadmill isn't that right hi there where's your father uh this is my dad right here can we get one treadmill please sir I am him is that him yeah that's my dad oh it's time time to get my first treadmill we're very new to the market and we get one treadmill please sir ah yes ooh a time to get a treadmill here we go here we go come this way oh what's this over here this looks really really good dad I want this one it looks so cool so how much it looks really fancy this is one of the latest oh can I try it out whoa whoa whoa this thing goes crazy okay I like that one dad I want this one I want this one it goes for two thousand dollars oh that's kind of expensive but that will get it for me right Dad you'll get it for me right uh can we go a bit cheaper her wait no dad I want that one I want this one Dad this is awesome son please oh I guess my dad can't buy this one for me well if we can go cheaper what's your budget um Dad tell him a thousand dollars tell him tell him dad a thousand dollars I would say around 250 what you mean 520 right Dad about 250 250. Please Mr Dave please give my dad a discount or something I want a good treadmill son that's a lot of money dang it I think I have one really um ew this one looks garbage really hey looks good uh I don't like it that goes up for 200 wait this one's not even electric I have to push it myself oh I don't like this one it's great dad I don't want it we will get it what man I guess that's better than nothing oh here's the card oh it's time to buy the treadmill I mean I don't really want this one but it's better than nothing I guess I'm about to get my first treadmill I can't really complain right thank you oh yes let's go I'm about to get I'm about to get get card declined what Dad uh it shouldn't be dad you can't even buy me a 200 treadmill what is this please uh this sucks my day sucks how am I supposed to get Ashley now still here's the backup oh you have a backup card Dad okay please tell me it works please tell me it works ah there we go oh it worked it worked thank you Dad thank you for the treadmill thank you good sir yay we can go home now dad let's assemble that when we get home let's head home yay thank you Mr Dave it's closing time hey Dave how much for the dumbbell dang that is a giant giant dumbbell okay let's head on home come on son okay okay let's go home let's go home oh my goodness my dad has a giant bald spot on his head oh man I'm so excited to jump on this treadmill and start running dad and mom whoa my first ever treadmill here we go time to go on my training art go son thanks Dad okay here we go let's turn it on how much did it cost hun okay ready and run whoa hon it was too much I'm already so tired I'm so thirsty oh my gosh I'm already tired uh I have water thanks Mom thank you so much uh okay okay and bread make sure to eat okay time to get back to my training here we go by morning time I should become really fast I got this training since to be paying off oh my goodness I'm actually running a lot faster than I used to got to middle school again here we go another day another good a good training session wait made it here twice as fast just for YouTube so handsome wait what thanks dang man these girls really love Cody for no reason just because he walks around with no shirt hey how's it going everyone well I hope you guys are having a great day gotta Flex my muscles a little bit oh yeah he looks different oh hey rage hey what's up Cody wow red kid I mean rage wait do I really look that different from all that training maybe maybe all my muscles are defined now you look nice yeah rage you're looking stronger than normal oh thanks guys really nice it's only been a week but I guess my training really is paying off uh well anyways with all this chatter we should probably head to class now all right come on see you at gym yeah yeah I'll see you guys during gym class even though we still have English class together let's uh let's learn a little bit first shall we uh time for gym class soon though I'm looking forward to it good morning class it's time for gym class you guys time to show everyone that I have gotten so much faster and that I am literally the best now today we are doing another 100 meter sprint yet again oh okay okay I really think I could be faster than Cody now I've been putting in the work the time and the effort you're still here man I'm gonna show you today I'm gonna prove you wrong buddy just give up Cody you got this and you too rage she included me this time oh my gosh oh hey rage I I want to go first it seems you work on something yeah I want to go first today I think I'm ready to prove everyone wrong just you wait coach for you kicking me off the team let's see if you improve all right it won't work he looks stronger than before thanks Cody man Cody's such a cool guy I swear he's gonna be my best friend one day all right I'm ready I'm ready coach count me down all right here we go Ready set go here we go here we go here we go and hahaha I don't even think I tried that hard this time was my time impressive whoa I think Ashley's impressed you guys oh that's like 9.10 seconds no way that's also almost world record time that's like you almost beat Cody's oh my God Cody did you see that I'm almost as fast as you wow how that was impressive thank you Cody see I told you buddy I told you I was fast now there's no way you can beat me now that shouldn't be possible hey man you can say whatever you want but I just got 9.10 you improved a lot rage you might beat me today I had a big breakfast maybe maybe not you know there's no way race me rage he wants a race really I'm about to kick his butt is that okay Coach can I can I race him I mean I just did run kind of tired but your thing hey rage uh what's up you got this oh thank you Ashley you're going down get over here oh you are definitely going down especially after Ashley just wish me luck ready oh here we go sets go all right he tried cheating he tried pushing me out the way and I still beat him oh my goodness you slowpoke look at him you really lost wow he's cheating how am I cheating man how am I cheating rage one you seem slow today man rage mopped the floor with you let's go let's go whoa see you after school whoa whoa whoa these these bullies always result to violence I swear that was nice rage thanks Cody thank you so much you two are so cool man I'm gonna have Ashley say I'm the only one that's cool one day you know what uh what's up Cody you're pretty fast thanks Cody I swear Cody has always said good things about me I want to race you uh Cody wants to race me well I'd better beat him to impress Ashley let the best man win uh coach is that okay we might end up breaking the world record if we do that sure let's see if you can beat Cody I really don't know if I can beat Cody but make sure he can't breathe hey that's not nice all right well I'm gonna do whatever I can to beat Cody here we go oh here we go Ashley get out the way I don't want to hit you good luck you two okay okay here we go here we go let's do this Ready Set good luck Cody go okay okay here we go here we go here we go did I actually just beat Cody what the heck that was a close race it seems rage won barely no way that was fast rage I actually won oh my gosh I'm so sorry Cody I didn't I didn't think I was gonna beat you you're on the team now rage you gotta tell me your routine hey Cody I'll tell you all about it but coach I'm sorry but I changed my mind I don't really want to be on the team anymore but thank you for the opportunity I'm just gonna get um I'm just gonna head home now okay you have to be cheating nah I don't think so well anyways I'm gonna head home now all right you guys see you guys later don't stop getting faster thank you so much wait rage uh what's up Ashley you are so cool today Ashley is saying that to me yes she just she kiss me on the cheek you know what I'm really shy I'm just gonna get out of here Ashley just kissed me on the cheek oh my gosh my day couldn't get any better
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Length: 28min 42sec (1722 seconds)
Published: Wed May 17 2023
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