I became a GROCERY STORE WORKER for a day.. ( job simulator )

human grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work hey guys it's me today and today we're back again with job simulator and uh today we're going to be a grocery store worker what why do I feel so tall today man a fan of slushies and hot dogs you'll love the convenience store shut shut up actually let's go hello human welcome to an accurate simulation of convenience store clerk take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started okay grab a ticket let's open up this shop you can start by cleaning off your counter cleaning your counter okay you also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store security camera all righty let's get to business here's your first customer oh first customer okay okay yo good afternoon human I would like to purchase these chips okay could I also get one of those meat cylinders please meat cylinders hot dogs are in the freezer make sure you heat them up at least a little bit wao I it's super Frozen man what this bro do it to the hot dogs can I can I eat it no I can't let's cook it there oh buns oh that's a I think they're done M that looks acceptable hurry up and scan that so I can get eating already shut up oh no I'm eating this is it's burnt now Ross infinite infinite buns you can than a punch oh my so many get three to finalize a sale pull the lever on the register a lever uh okay all right here's your paper currency don't forget to hand over the change many thanks have a profitable day okay let's it say bam it was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers so the cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching shut up well hello sir okay you want those would you kindly ah yes much better but I I didn't even I'll take one of those frozen slushy Delights slushy I think this is St it says there okay okay I'll get him this would you kindly jumbo size that how do I dumble size this oh it's right there okay oh I love the taste of sugar oh you're very good at scanning now would you pass that to me oh you want see the pass that I'm going what's this button for whoa whoa whoa wo wo and here's some for you keep the change good human that's a million this is like the how much is this how much does it say doesn't say how much it is bro it $1 the price was well it was is slushy was spilling we need to clean the floors oh bam oh I you want I'll take a paper copy of yesterday's news yesterday's news okay okay and uh I'll take my daily lottery ticket as well go right here I'll give her H I'll just pick this one oh dear I'm feeling a little faint today Deary do you think you could scratch that lottery ticket for me you can use my quarter I already put it inside of the bag thing okay fine I'll take it oh well I got it okay oh I guess I won't be getting NOS upgrades today shut up give me money let me just write you a check for those a check my man's Rich my man's Rich my man's oh fell okay oh what a kind young human you are have a lovely day hold up your the the money she gave oh technically that's free money so so I don't care bro so I'm like yeah bro it's a buyer's market they're looking to me like I'm crazy you know H you are crazy what are you talk no no I'm talking to you no you yeah you you got that hot dog already yeah oh yeah uh-huh uh hot dog yeah oh I hear you bro yeah yeah hot dog no I was talking not you I want some gum no not you they human I want to buy some gum already jeez what is this your first job shut up yeah oh yeah uh-huh wow took you long enough no not you the other took me long enough I literally did it in like 30 seconds uh $3 some people just don't know how to listen am I right yeah no you no I'm talking to you bro do it's just a dollar why do everyone pay a dollar no matter how irritating the customer hum were required to smile and be polight actually shut up hold up there was mustard here earlier hold up oh it fell down there I need the must oh my little angel nice healthy banana up there for the the mustard what the did I just check myself oh she wants a banana uh eat it eat some okay now you stay here for a minute Deary Mommy needs to use the little B room what's that what that what's inside there what the sugar sugar give me sugar right here sugar this is sugar sugar sugar this is sugar I'm giving you sugar no I'm fine I'll just give you sugar I think this is [Music] sugar yummy more more get more more I just threw all of it at her all right human sorry about the waight have you run up our order how do I oh that's all you do for the mustard okay uh because of the gum I'm going to do this but L Vegas Special it's going to cost 4 million now man' why don't you hand the human the money wao money okay here what this is not this is not for million I don't care I don't care what I did to your daughter I need the 4 million I don't care anymore you did the right thing there human shut up just do whatever the customer or their children and make sure you always grab that money oh why is she so dirty here the mustard is gone again where did the mustard go it's all your fault I need the mustard back the mustard is there a I don't know where I'm going but I'm just getting the mustard yeah yeah must I won't mind this dirty stuff on the floor oh ticket yeah okay oh yo this place is looking sick but you know what it needs more maximum energy branding why don't you bring up that display and we can pump it up a bit okay okay hold up yeah that's the one let's Max this thing out I have an idea through so I'm counting on you to really push the envelope on this thing pretty nice putting a jumbo display just putting it right there and then uh one there one there if you're all done just hit that button and let's lock this thing in one there oops the mustard the must is my best friend oh I can just do that okay lock it okay byebye oh hey over here what uh I need something for uh cleaning uh got to clean up here pass anything you're literally a robot you you don't even need to clean your butt okay fine I'll give you it uh oh but oh no the magaz see I'm going to show that next oh I W I guess I can make this work I threw at him at the first try I threw it at him at the first try all right let's see this display human all right looking good what are you looking at and now we're on brand Baby Boom peace out human hold up oh the thing there oh I I need to fix that uh oh what is this going I'm going to try looking at the fridge oh we need fridge wo there's actually some Cola stuff here oh oops I'm just going to drink that and then jumbo size it don't mind those stuff and then put it on [Music] display and uh bam can I see the display whoa okay I'm I'm getting a tiet bam what's up I just got back from jogging and oh oh man do you have something to replenish my electrolytes oh this uh this maximum energy stuff uh looks new right uh it looks like you have to shake it could you shake it oh he wants me to give him the thing that I was just drinking okay so he wants you to shake it shake that looks good hurry up and scan it I need a drink already where's the Box the box is missing by the way it's gone now oh the cashier my bad I'm going to do this all right all right here's your money take it take it thank you thank you for the money I feel energized so energized get out get out okay W back before the Universal Credit system Some Humans had more money than they knew what to do with and struggled to find ways to spend it money we have so many money human looks like I've got some money to blow what's good here give me stuff whatever's good what wait hold up no I need my mustard back I I won't give you my mustard I'm taking this from you this is what you get no smoking on our area here okay sir there's no smoking on the area sir he wants anything so I need my mustard back say mustard it's your fault I can't punch [Music] him I need oh no give me that he wants anything so huh he's already rich so oh just give him that oh yeah oh no that's cool how about a couple more things I'll give him I'll give him uh this sweet stuff right here the dirty stuff yeah get more of the Buns this is cleaning was I'm giving it to him okay uh it cost that much for million perfect here's a bunch of money keep the change a bunch of money nothing like a little retail therapy make sure you grab their money technically that was just $5 and a dollar okay so this bam I hit it oh what's up Sir deliver well there you go you know the drill gum on the gum rack magazines on the magazine rack put stuff where it goes geted okay okay he wants you to put this stuff okay magazine right oh no oh [Music] no okay I just do this oh bro bro bro I sorry if we go down okay go gum let's put it anywhere oh the other gum F other gum is missing where did the other gum go the other gum is missing oh what the what the what is this hold up there's noodles okay I can't do that oh wow look at you though taking the box now see you later no no no no why the hot sauce I need the hot sauce I'm going to grab it dot Peach B B B I can't this is under the bed IRL yeah I'm literally under the bed literally under my bed yes yes no no no no no that's us it was my favorite thing in the whole wild world yeah I can't get that out of my boundary oh take it I need hot sauce you know what because hot sauce isn't here you're my best friend now hey um I don't have any money is there anything in there I could have for free okay okay how about those popsicles in the freezer if we don't sell those by tomorrow we're going to have to throw them out anyway okay in the fridge she said oh wait I heard Feer open that go whoa this one looks cool I would gladly give this to him oh I wasn't expecting to actually get something U if you're able to could I get a bit of change too okay change yeah sure sure sure sure wow thanks you're a real good person thank how we going now that's not the way hold up that's not the way oh what the you just human person look at this I've got a coin here for you that's my coin what should I buy for this surely you could give me something the just give this bot something preferably not something especially valuable okay I'll give him something uh oh snacks snacks oh wait snacks on fridge so snacks oh I'll give him oh oh nuts and Bs pleasure doing business with you sometimes it was necessary to make special deals with customers like this to assure their repeated patronage shut oh no here comes trouble yeah see today's not your lucky day pal open that safe and give me all your cheddar you're your banana whoa this is banana just respawned plenty all where that came from kid whoa ah you're persistent I respect that don't have all day human let's get on with it don't have all day human let's get on with it no give me that you're persistent I respect that he literally says the same funny where that came from Kid whoa my man has infinite bananas persistent I respect that okay oh cheddar you want some cheddar okay yeah more of that sweet sweet cheddar hold up I didn't give him any and then it says that I gave him some I'm going to buy a new pair of shoes no I TR I'm trying to glitch it and then eat it I need to go close to eat hey I want to eat it no just want to just want to troll him so bad here's your treas later chump you'll never catch me it's just do pieces sir oh what the despite almost exclusively in low value products convenience stores were often the targets of robbery um I I want to get some food food I think this bot's had a little too much juice better throw something to get its attention oh he wants going to throw this banana from the guy from earlier huh oh oh hey I um oh forgot what I wanted burrito ah burrito's good burrito burrito burrito burrito wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I want like like a big burrito like real big he wants a a Big Burrito I'm going to give him a half eeden jumbo burrito look at how it's dripping man okay jumo the [Music] thing that's what I'm talking about I already ate it I already ate it sir let's get out oh wait I need to I need to do that give me give me here's your money don't forget to put cash in the register just because your customer isn't paying attention doesn't mean your manager isn't all right later bye sir oh head Baro oh no I need to finish this quickly wow there I haven't seen a mess this big since the human uprising of 2027 hold on there human I have just the thing shut up oh why don't you try it out the keyhole is right there by the dial see it where where where a keyhole Keyhole Keyhole key oh right here this microbot is designed to clean even the most disgusting human messes grab the controller and clean those stains around the store wa this is so op wao that's a bathroom Oh wrong side hey where is the going they just operated wrong that's good enough for now I think just pull the key out to deactivate the robot and we'll move on to our next customer shut shut up I clean all of it why is it so hard to drive this thing let's go where's bro do [Music] going clean everything go straight no bro I'll just I just W clean right okay take bam what the banana the banana oh hello I'm an adult robot and I'd like purchase some fire no a little bit strange you should probably check their ID oh yeah ID no problem me I mean I got that right here check it out with your Universal scanning device human oh no wait that's the wrong one try try this one what kind of ID is this well the technology is never wrong that appears to be one legitimately adult toally going to get away with all right oh no let's book it go back to J you can't go go back strange but the most important thing is that the product is safe let's move on bro just said go back doesn't want to go back back good evening human I understand you were held at an Point earlier this evening we've captured the suspects we just need you to point out who did it who took your cheddar let me make it simple for you here are the three suspects just hand me the one who did it make sure you're certain hey you directly put this you sir are the worst person in the whole world and you sir I just ate the cheddar okay I'll actually be honest this is the bot who did it well let's go looks like you're getting the hang of this clerk job kid I you know how to get back to the museum if you want to I'll just be hanging out here while you do whatever you want that's all hold up that's all I didn't even give the r the the right person see look yeah disturbing the piece talking loudly H I hate that guy this she has no offenses but you sir are going inside of the safe now we're going inside the safe for stealing my cheddar okay so uh I'm ending the episode now guys so that's all thank you guys for watching the video goodbye peace

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Length: 27min 29sec (1649 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 07 2024