I CLONED HUNDREDS OF CACTUS AT MY NEW JOB! | Job Simulator (HTC Vive VR Gameplay)

want to make sure you never miss a kindly Keon video again be sure to subscribe and hit that bell to turn on notifications oh my gosh how many copies can we make oh my goodness this seems like a great job can we just turn into a cactus selling company look at this I'm starting my own business [Music] hello everybody I am kindly Keon and welcome back to the wonderful world of virtual reality today we're checking out a new game for the channel called job simulator maybe you've seen this game before it is kind of the quintessential VR experience so I'm pretty excited to play it because I've never personally played it I've had it on my computer for a while and anytime people come over and they want to play they are they always play job simulator but I don't actually play it so I've never played it so I'm very excited to try it out for myself this time we have job bot over here he's giving us his card okay what should we start with we got office worker gourmet chef store clerk auto mechanic why don't we start with the first one the one that's in front drop that cartridge mm-hmm yeah I agree here have that yes you may okay can I hit that person over there oh my gosh this is so amazing can I hit I want to hit the receptionist come on come here got her she didn't say anything to me okay what about this person right here got him he didn't he didn't really care you hey you hey hey hey hey you look at me what I'm throwing stuff at you alright that's incredibly rude just yeah you leave that's right that's right couldn't handle this alright so we're in some kind of museum it seems and these are like job museums so the robots have taken over we are human but it seems like the robots are in control of this world right jobbot over there okay let's just let's jump in let's go to office worker that is true got it got it that button right there got it okay there oh hey it's my new office uh-huh take paper win ready paper where's the paper I don't take the paper from the fax oh man oh this guy right here get to work I approve of this we got doughnuts oh my I'll take that one and I'll take that one and I don't want to you know take them all for myself but I'm gonna take this one and you know I should save some for my co-workers but you know I'm gonna take this one right here put that right there for later this one looks kind of neat I'm gonna put that one right over here and we should just leave one right jobbot we should probably leave um now you know what we're doing our co-workers a favor let's just oh my oh wow that is custard filled donut right there that's delicious stuff give me a cup let's see what do we got we got just a normal cup let's see world's most average worker that pretty much describes me pretty pretty well and that's our business Inc I am definitely the world's most average worker that's what my performance reviews on a yearly basis said about me so do I just oh my oh wow okay that's that's real nice let's get some sugar in there a little more just a little more just a little bit more you know I really like you know maybe just a little bit more sugar um you know I was thinking we should put some sugar in this I was kind of thinking maybe just a little bit more sugar just I I don't know if the coffee is gonna be a little bit bitter so I'm just gonna add just a little bit of sugar to that okay that's good coffee creamer sure why not coffee creamer coffee creamer that bottle has a lot of coffee creamer in there that is you see this job bot this is like a never-ending bottle of coffee creamer this is incredible Nescafe needs to get in on this this is how I'm just gonna um mmm that's good mmm coffee creamer straight from the bottle so good mmm a little bit more though III just feel like I haven't gotten quite enough coffee creamer into the coffee you know what I mean you know it's just one of those things okay that's enough let's drink this delicious coffee okay there you go all done I drank my coffee that was seriously what do I do now jobbot jobbot talk to me do I have another cup of coffee I mean I guess I guess I should I heart my job I sure do all right your Oh No yes I've already started that process see I yeah ha ha I did it get the Java flow and mission accomplished that's right I'm a good worker okay our next mission let's take it get to work No wake up computer okay uh where's the there we go power yes huh huh yep computers that's right as an IT guy I know a thing or two about this this thing what is this thing again was this do how do you control this thing I where's the power button I have to press both of them at the same time is that what I did what I do what do i press the big button Oh stupid me I'm gonna have to call our IT guy cuz my computer's not turning on you see this hey sorry sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry yeah we're gonna have to call the IT guy yeah let me let me call him up hey hello zero zero zero zero zero one that's his phone number yeah IT guy yeah uh-huh hey IT guy yeah my computer's not turning on um what's what's up with that oh he says uh-huh okay all right yeah good yeah that's that's a good idea he asked me if I turned the power on I did I turned the power on but but then he said is it plugged in is it plugged in hmm that's yeah that IT guy he's earning his pay today cuz it's not plugged in that's clearly the issue here okay power power alchemy labs they're the developers of this game welcome employee four eight one two that's my number please type your password yeah very very safe password there make sure that nobody will ever figure that out one zero one Oh No hello number one number one number one I can get you number one how about a zero zero zero zero zero zero zero no I don't give out once for free lady back off all right let's get back to work let's let's log in here there we go boom logging in welcome user thank you am i oh yeah there it is email oh my oh my gosh holy moly 65,000 messages am ia youtuber well you know I feel like we should just read each and every message right your computer is corrupted more robocat pictures I love robocat pictures please Jeff give me all the robot cat pictures please they're not working all right you know what I'm just gonna delete them all very nice I love that number right there that's beautiful well I have to say we're very good workers we're very very efficient and were taking care of business I'm I'm being busy I'm being busy oh man buzzwords yes thank you oh the jobs yours what okay all right just don't let anything bad happen I'm just nothing Bad's happening yet nothing bad do I get it okay assistant supervisor Paul it's beautiful it's beautiful okay boss bot where boss bot hello I am so proud of this moment right now this is my name assistant to the super prize man I am going places in this world that's right take that human instruction board hey hello hi boss okay I can probably do that you think I can do that can I take this can I have this clock okay where are the resumes maybe I need to get out of my email here and go online clearly I oh yes this is gonna be super fast internet you guys know it connected okay office worker dot job my favorite website ooh game share dot where let's go let's do it what is this a bot never asks a server never tells flappy bots what is that let's let's print it let's print flappy bot oh my gosh we just we're gonna play video games at our desk oh man this is so good put that in go I need to hit the eject button there we go okay okay let's play some flappy block let's go oh man okay click oh my gosh this is incredible I am doing a great job at my job today oh my goodness look at how good I am at flappy BOTS - holy cow this is this is next-level gaming right here we got this hopefully the boss doesn't come around he's gonna see how good I am at flappy BOTS and get jealous it just keeps going I could just I could do this forever let's get to a thousand no flappy BOTS he died so sad it's too soon how do I get out of this how do i how do I leave though oh you know what a jet that's it alright here we go can we make a copy of flappy BOTS for all our coworkers copy please what what illegal copy will not work let's see let's see if that doesn't work come on come on it doesn't work Oh moldy Donuts those are my favorite kind yeah oh look they've got the green mold filling that is this is okay this is okay I just made a mess what is this down here wait I got too many donuts you know what let's stack up all of our donuts I want to see what this is bot sweeper claim clean your system and avoid viruses we should install that we're gonna get all kinds of viruses if we keep downloading illegal video games are those all the donuts no there's another donut over here put that donut right here what is this thing so all those chance cubes shake me okay you're hired I did it you're hired again you're fired yay you're still fired this is exciting here someone else try it sorry Jam sorry sorry I can't control myself sometimes can we download more games please hello yeah let's go online and job sim the 1982 archives let's try that what the heck is this inter oh my gosh that no no this is the game that we're playing right now but text adventure version No get rid of this trash don't want it here someone else play it Steve yeah enjoy that yeah I know you will you're you seem like the kind of weirdo who would alright alright let's actually do what we're asked to do we have resumes here BAM it BOTS he seems being sketchy cooking books acquiring cheese driving cars those seem like some pretty good skills yeah you know what you're hired you're hired let's go there you go hey there okay see you later bandit bye he's gonna do good things for this company I guarantee it who else is next hipster bought a founder a thought snob club he's a Brewer of artisan grape juice Ltd now get out of here you stupid stinky hipster bot alright let's see who's next Safari bot look leadership navigation pretty good moustache and he's good a human watching no don't hire that guy I don't like a guy who watches humans here we go tourist bot vacation traveling co-founder and pilot okay that's pretty sweet you're hired you're hired lady join the club where are you there you are no problem good good go travel the world lady travel ask for vacation time now that you've been hired that's that's a good way to start your career oh my well I got a stapler I can okay oh this is fun this is fun correct take this job bot I don't know exactly how this thing works oh if I shake it there we go hey hey people hey thanks I'm just I'm just this is my job now yeah hey moustache bot good to see you yeah I'm sure I'm sure okay here have my stapler oh my gosh okay okay I'm I'm making all my co-workers very angry with me I'm sorry so can we copy just about anything like can I make copies of Donuts you think get this out of here put that in there copy can I have more Donuts tonight throw that away oh my gosh and you think they're I mean that's pretty good doughnut here you try this job bot it's a good doughnut I made it myself with my copy machine okay that is awesome so we can basically copy anything in our office is that is that true can no it can't take the lamp oh oh that's fun this guy okay enough of that how about a cactus can we get a cactus copied please tell me more cactus I need more cactus oh my gosh how many copies can we make can I just oh my goodness this seems like a great great job can we just turn into a cactus selling company look at this I'm starting my own business you think we could fill our entire cubicle with these little cactus oh my oh my this is not this is not a great thing to be doing I am making a mess and I love it more cactus more keep going I don't care about my actual job jobbot because I'm starting my own business that's right a cactus selling company cactus reseller is that a thing no I have no idea I know nothing about the process of selling cactuses cacti how do you say multiple of cactus jobbot tell me what's what's the what's the plural of cactus the cactuses cactus cacti s-- I think it's cacti right it's a lot cacti this is the greatest copier known to mankind this is the most incredible invention ever made why don't real copiers work like this we need to get in on this Elon Musk you need to start working on a copier that copies anything okay forget the whole Tesla thing or going to outer space who cares about going to Mars we need to make millions and millions of little cactus all right that's how we're gonna save mankind Elon listen to me I know a thing or two I think I made a mess anybody want cactus here chop bot that one's on the house next one's gonna cost you though okay I think I think I've made enough maybe possibly I don't know we could probably make more if we want it to I can just yeah that's just kind of sweep these under the desk for for later maybe yeah just go ahead and okay hopefully nobody will notice my business plan here cuz if this thing takes off I'm leaving this desk job this is gonna be my new job alright good now we can sell cactus forever let's get our next assignment what do you say bring it bring it on yeah why do you think this looks like fun alright let's fix some numbers because that's the way that stocks work if they're going down you just load up Excel and you change it to not go down anymore just gotta excuse me sir I just need to I just need to move some of these cactus that are inexplicably here in my in my office I don't know how they all got here just don't look down alright sir please just just no don't look over there it's okay it's okay I don't know who put all these cactus here it's crazy okay what should we do we're spending way too much on staples that's for sure so let's just change that to one perfect and then staples we will change to eleven that is a good number yeah yeah you see that you see the green line mm-hmm that's why I'm the greatest worker in this office oh my oh my why why why is the book being cooked I get it you know that's that's a play on words because cooking the books is what we just did if you don't know cooking the books in a business sense is when you lie and cheat about your numbers here hey Steve you take that you hold on to that one all right all right buddy oh good another one just popped up do I have to do I have to are they gonna keep okay yep it's just gonna keep appearing on my desk huh all right that's real nice here take that yeah that's right I take pride in my job thanks boss see you around all right let's get our next assignment now that we've cooked the books properly wait did I oh I did ooh snacks hello vending machine it's good to see you again I need money I need cash oh no where's my where's my money at money there's got to be money in here somewhere someone get me stinking money where's my money you know I just had thought if we have money and we have a copier that can copy just about anything could we not just copy a bunch of money and use that to live our lives no that's too easy that's cheating we're gonna sell cactus oh of course jobbot he's gonna give me the money let's just try something here he has this gonna know it doesn't work that way say it knows fake money we can't do that all right fine go ahead and get me something what should we get what looks good here I mean a burrito does sound pretty good but it gets me a little gassy you know what I mean think I'm just gonna do something light today let's have some nuts and bolts all right can I can i unwrap it or am I just gonna eat it as it is I guess I'm just gonna Oh yep just gonna eat it as is well you know maybe we can maybe we can make a couple copies of this oh very nice and see we took a bite out of it but it copied it hole very nice here Laurie have that why I thought you looked hungry yes yes I can hear sure I mean I didn't mean to do that but that's great that's awesome and now I have some cash thanks job bot so if we ever need candy we got a automatic candy bar maker right here that's real nice all right let's do our next job hilarious pictures he says okay we got an email from coworker five four three nine seven one okay has you hire new employees then fires you all good meme men cancels for p.m. meeting chases robo mouse AHA ha ha ha asks for money and a date in the same work email Wow who's making these they need to they need to get paid to make these cuz boy are they good not sure if I hate my job or just hate boss spot Wow those are funny I can't contain my joy from reading these memes Thank You other robot over there how do I get out of this though oh there okay I did it I did it I wasted time reading images from my co-workers good times let's take another paper here we go this is so fun though like you can do anything hello oh no oh oh dear okay I'm very familiar with the process of winging it believe you me let's go get rid of this garbage let's make a PowerPoint slide let's do it let's make business presentations okay ooh God choose the color theme this is very important this is a very important process this looks like the a from Avengers or maybe like fortnight I don't know next select title hmm motivational provocative or neutral let's do neutral you want to keep things nice and steady for everybody adequacy and you perfect alright select transition transitions are probably the most important I definitely use cheesy transitions because everybody is hungry and then let's select our overview we're gonna be very very detailed of course you got to have slides that have very small font on them that way people don't read into it too much alright next go into that select another transition of course cheesy as usual and then select our chart which will be incredibly deceitful because we want to make sure we're just testing people at this point seeing if they're actually paying attention so we'll just go next and then if there were any other transitions who cares because cheesy is the only one that matters and then finally our conclusion will be profound that's where you bring it all together and everybody goes mmm this guy is smart in conclusion and then of course a meme picture go we've done it presentation in progress hope the lights are turning off oh here we go here we go here we go bossbot okay don't worry um the slides gonna do most of the talking but I'll try to fill in some of the blanks absolutely okay okay here we go give me the clicker oh oh sorry butterfingers over here sorry okay press the button button button press there we go mm-hmm adequacy and you robots that is the title of my presentation and you're going to find it very enlightening I promise let's go on to the next slide please all right there's our cheesy transition mm-hmm now don't get too caught up with the red text there I know it's kind of hard to read basically it just says some very important stuff all right let's move on the next slide cheesy all right mmm now I want you guys to know that these details here and that chart with the Green Line moving upwards is absolutely 100% not fake I promise I promise and you can count on my word because I'm a man of my word just don't look at all the cactus in my office let's just hide those over there yep everybody's good all right moving on let's have another cheesy transition hope you guys are ready for some cheese that's right there you go yes thank you thank you thank you boss spot I did it I did it so guys I'm not sure how long these levels actually are but we've kind of filled up an entire episode of just kind of doing weird stuff here in job simulator and I've got to say this game is so stinkin cool I love how you can just interact with anything and you can kind of make things work the way that you want them to even though it's not entirely intended this is so much fun I hope that you guys enjoyed this episode if you guys want to see more be sure to let me know in the comments section down below leave a like and we'll continue this little series of jobs simulator but that's gonna do it for this episode if you guys did enjoy be sure to hit that like button and of course if you'd like to see more you can subscribe to my channel by clicking on that little circle with my logo in it right below this window you can also watch more of my videos by clicking on the sides of the screen thank you so much for watching and I will see you guys next time

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Id: Yz1AY1N3HHQ

Length: 27min 55sec (1675 seconds)

Published: Wed May 16 2018