I beat Minecraft but as a chicken.

today ladies and gentlemen we're bidding minecraft but there's actually a really big bite in this video we're gonna be doing it as a chicken all right guys you see this this is a like button and if you smash it down below in like the count of three i'm gonna turn into a literal chicken no scam no lie all right guys smash the like button in three two one wait what oh this isn't that bad damn kind of cuter now low-key okay wait how do i how do i turn back though uh guys okay wait all i have to do is squeeze hard enough and somehow i'm back to normal oh man i'm ugly again okay no but further guys if you're excited for today's video smash the like button 10 000 likes guys on this video and i'll do whatever mob the top comment is oh god and beat minecraft like that but of course guys if you're new to the channel make sure to subscribe with post notifications on because only 69 of you guys are subscribed so subscribe or else i'm gonna turn you into a chicken okay i'm kidding but with that said let's do this can someone please get this stupid chicken out of my face bro i mean look at it look at its dumb puny legs look at its beautiful handsome looking mouth look at those lips oh damn he he do be dick too this chicken is double cheeked up and then wait what he's doing a little dance okay he's kind of cute though wait a second i'm oh i'm the chicken hello guys oh i almost fell off ladies and gentlemen welcome to minecraft but we're gonna be beating it as a chimpkin i'm not kidding i'm i'm a little chimpkin man hello oh i can flap my wings bro i literally just bought in this world guys i've not been like briefed at all on how to play this like oh my god i'm literally a chicken there's no other way of like doing this there's no other way of anything guys i don't know what my superpowers are do i even have superpowers so like i have slow falling does that mean wait does that mean maybe i'm okay to jump down guys you know i'm kind of scared oh god i also don't even have to press spacebar i automatically fly up to blocks that's kind of sick i'm not gonna lie i only got two little jumbling hearts i got two hearts fam not okay guys if you haven't already smash the like button for more beating minecraft as chimpkin well no i'll probably do another animal if you guys want or like another mob leave a comment down below if you guys actually want to see a specific mob imagine if we did a squid okay i'll stop talking but guys i don't know how i'm gonna be able to do this let alone beat the game oh god okay do i just do i just you okay no no please please okay wait this is very anticlimactic probably not gonna take damage am i gonna oh oh i'm fine let's go dude that is so sick okay hold on wait can i beat up uh other animals oh my god i can yo hey yo chief i'm chicken gang boy die you stupid cow gang nope okay i don't think the chicken does a lot of that oh i killed him okay wait it's becoming nighttime already i don't even have any wood uh i think i'm gonna go to this forest over here okay please can chicken swim guys i'm really scared okay oh my god dude if we find any mob it's actually over how are we supposed to do this i don't even oh god i don't want to question too much stuff guys but hold up let's just break some freaking trees as a chicken i have no hand i have feathers wait if someone gives me seats can i you know do the do the thing i don't think i can i don't think anyone could feed me i don't think there's like any steve or players online that'll like actually help me with this but guys we gotta try and find oh oh no oh no no no no no would the creeper blow up a chicken no right he would not blow but yeah i know he is what mom still want to kill me even as a chicken okay this is not good yo how am i supposed to survive this why did i think this challenge was gonna be just a simple fun video oh there's a skeleton dude if that skeleton finds me i'm actually gonna die like that's it i'm just dead okay hold on oh there's so many cows here okay i'm gonna quickly make myself uh a crafting table yes chickens can craft don't be racist let's make ourselves a wooden pickaxe oh god can i fly okay no i cannot fly dude if i can fly that would be so fire let's get some stuff wait no that's not stone oh my god that's stupid fake stone bro wait but we can hide in like one block oh dude this is fire we're super short so we could probably maneuver way better than if we were a player and oh god okay i hear zombies and stuff around me i'm kind of i'm kind of a little scared i think we're fine though we got to be aware of our surroundings at all times guys but let's quickly cut yourselves don't pick out our stone sword new pickaxe please hurry okay hello cows i'm sorry oh there's a creeper did he see me wait i don't think he saw me wait what oh he's not trying to kill me anymore what was that dude oh shoot yo wait i'm so fast as a chimpkin oh my yo this is loki lit but if i get hit at all bro why am i doing this why am i doing this why am i oh i killed him okay let's just keep killing the oh there's a stupid skeleton right there bro no please we gotta keep our distance from the stupid skeleton boner man okay i don't see the skellington there anymore i'm kind of creeped out i really hope no one comes out of nowhere just one shots me oh my god wait tunneling is so much easier because i don't whoa whoa whoa wait whoa whoa whoa i had like some weird x-ray glitch for a second oh don't wait wait oh there's something directly below us oh my god let's go let's go let's go please no mobs please oh oh i forgot i can drown in one blocks i'm taking so much damage what is this dude that is so bs okay let's just keep digging oh wait no okay let's just keep digging down please [Music] please the famous goog chan help me can i please wait i heard about we found a cave oh my nuts we found a oh let's go dude guys we need to make a shield asap i do not want to die i already have like i mean i don't have the best stuff in like the world obviously but definitely good enough stuff to not want to die wait can i cook myself i'm willing to sacrifice myself to eat wait that doesn't make any sense okay guys i'm keeping watched no one keep taking random damage oh oh my god okay i'm gonna die okay let's go guys now that we're chicken gang okay we just can't eat any chicken that's the oh my bro that's the rule guys okay we got revenge as chicken gang on the cows i'm sorry cows maybe one day i'll be minecraft as you but not right now oh my okay guys let's quickly craft ourselves this very important shield bam hey oh yeah oh i'm so sad it doesn't show up with the shield that would be so cute and so epic if i could just have a shield as a chicken i mean i do it's just you know you just can't see it whatever okay let's just be very careful gamers oh my god we got some more iron over here yoink some more iron as well oh my god dude iron is gonna be my literal best friend i don't really do i need coal no i don't oh my god this is not good this is not good this is not good this is not good wait what it's missing completely wait what the oh no never mind no it's not oh my god okay come on chicken versus freaking yes we killed them bro we are actually nuts we're in this oh my god i was so cursed as well the chicken was eating like the steak carnivorous chicken i'm a carnivorous chicken cyborg ninja yes every video guys we somehow like figure out how to push the limits of minecraft and make just things more cursed and stupid in like a good way if that makes any sense please don't be any skeletons not too worried for zombies or anything just skeletons literally bro there's so much iron around me oh my god before we start strip mining let's go and just put a bunch of irons of smell and then now we can commence wait am i at the okay i'm at y13 guys my freaking eyeballs hurt because i have not been blinking gamers like i am so concentrated and fi and determined to find diamonds i hope the gun gingan chant works even as a as a as a chicken this is so funny though you have to admit i literally just straight mining as the chicken and a one by one i'm pretty sure this makes it harder to find diamonds i'm not entirely sure i'm doing the poking technique guys like pro uhc minecrafters i bet pro uhd players are just printing right now i'm probably doing something wrong but i think i'm doing it right right you're supposed to just mine in all directions and then hope gangnam works before we combine it guys let's go and just get ourselves us iron pickaxe there you go boom should i make myself diamond armor you know what just in case literally just in case guys i mean i doubt any mobs are even like able to spawn down here especially in a one by one but you literally never know oh my god i love how the chicken looks guys i think it's the yo let's go do diamonds oh my god how many are there how many is that it four dude i mean not that's it i'm just saying you know if the and oh dude this is insane we just got so lucky bro we got six gold we got some redstone we got four diamonds i mean i don't know what i want to do with the four diamonds let's craft ourselves uh let's do [Music] okay leggings and then we need one more for perfect helmet time i'm chicken with a full set of armor even though you can't see it annoying oh my god do we still have 32 iron to cook bruh and this is just the end of the cave rip i was hoping to find another cave but i guess it's fine i really want to make a diamond pickaxe but i also want a diamond sword so i want to see if we can maybe find some more diamonds please please please and work again i don't know if i'm being selfish okay begging for googling to work more than once in a video maybe if you guys type in the comments that'll totally work yeah yeah no it'll work that's facts please google please no i don't want coal i want the freaking blue ore bro like my color like my channel color i'm literally a blue color can i get the same old color please no not red yeah i may have a red gaming chair but that'll mean i support the red gang i'm blue gang baby i'm just kidding all colors are cool imagine like a couple of years from now guys youtubers get cancelled for liking certain colors it's like i say my favorite color is blue and i'm just cancelled fam you heard about that bionic guy that said his favorite color is blue cancelled i'm just kidding you know you just never know okay i think i'm losing my mind talking about being canceled over stupid colors because i've been mining for too long can i please find diamonds okay don't test me bro i will literally x-ray if i need to fam like i don't [Music] oh my god what wait dude what i was just talking about x-ray and then i just found a diamond oh my god wait uh yeah yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna x-ray minecraft yeah yeah yeah if you don't give me another diamond right here oh why doesn't it work now honestly bro honestly my luck sometimes is a little weird i feel like there's a little angel or whatever thing or maybe even a scary opposite of an angle just watching me and just placing diamonds whenever i want them like that's just kind of creepy dude okay let's just go back to where i was originally i hope i can find it wait i just realized one diamond is all we needed to get ourselves what we wanted aka a pickaxe and an a dagger sword thing yes yes we have found it let's craft the pickaxe and oh my god we also have a perfect amount of sticks bro that is so sick okay kind of creepy but it's fine let's go dude we got diamond pickaxe diamond sword okay let's go back to the surface boys bro of course it's still nighttime like what oh my god brother is so dumb oh my god there's a zombie wait what a mr zombie okay i don't wanna like i don't wanna get murdered hold up i got my shield up why is he not hey wait what he's ignoring me wait what wait oh my god i forgot chickens and zombies are friends bro that is so sick okay so we actually don't have to worry about any zombies yo that's actually so lit oh god there's a skeleton over there bring them cheeks boy no wait what don't tell me he also doesn't attack me he doesn't wait why oh my god i'm so scared wait i feel like he's gonna randomly attack me okay something really weird is going on maybe it's because i'm a chicken and i'm no longer a player i i don't know i'm trying to think of like the coding things of minecraft you know big brain time okay whatever who cares i really hope that's how things are gonna be because if that's the case it's gonna make my life a thousand times easier now let's get a water bucket okay thank you and then now let's try and find ourselves a lava pool hopefully somewhere guys i just realized man i've been like literally traveling for so long trying to find a stupid lava pool i just easily can just fly instead of just running around like an idiot okay and then hopefully there we go yuri okay wait i i thought we would be a little bit faster than this i'm not gonna lie oh we found a lava pool though oh my oh okay i probably would have found if i just kept running okay whatever well at least we know we could do this this is pretty cool right just you know just floating chilling vibing eating toes you know what normal chickens do let's go baby what to do sliding your dms like like a chicken trying to find lava okay that didn't make any sense oh my god oh dude i fell so slow i was able to like calculate okay that was so close i did not like that so now what we have to do is make portal which i kind of forgot how to do this is it like that okay there you go oh wait i got rid of my water uh i don't think that's bueno we gotta be extra careful gamers because i swear i think if i like touch the lava wait what did i just do what wait my what happened to my lava bug i swear okay so if i go like this and like that oh that was not no no no oh if i even touch the wall for a second i think i'm dead i don't know why this is so nerve-wracking bruh and it is done let's go dude why do i always forget the gravel all right gamers here goes nothing in your chicken going in the nether yet boy okay please don't get murdered instantly please don't get murdered instantly please don't get murdered instantly wait what it's raining in the okay that was cursed for a second oh my god dude there's a gas right there bro i'm really trying not to fight anything is it gonna okay wait he's not trying to murder me uh maybe he's nice okay no there's no fortress this way i cannot get set on fire or else i'm a fried chicken boys then i'm really gonna die something i just noticed as being a chicken is you really don't need to eat a lot i mean i literally have four steak but i bare oh my god dude let me just shut up and actually focus bro how did i not even notice this thing right in front of me where are the blazes show me the blazes fam okay this is gonna be very dangerous uh yeah guys hold my hand please or my feather or something like that uh oh more iron okay hold up the blazes aren't killing me they're not shooting at me okay guys here go oh my god there's mo wait should i just go down to these then oh dude i don't know you know what let me just yeah let me just fly it over yay that's sure a lot of blazes oh my god wait what if i hit them oh no once i hit them i think they attack me oh wait maybe not oh no wait no yes they do once they attack me they do no no oh god where's the other one where's your i don't know where where the other one is okay whatever i'm gonna kill you oh there's so many oh my god i'm on fire i'm on fire from where from where it wasn't any of these wait what i think it was this one it was oh there we go we killed it red eight blaze rods oh my oh wait okay wait i pissed off some of them why oh no this is not good oh god okay okay okay okay okay hold on i don't think i need this many like blaze rods i actually don't know how many i need i'm just gonna keep farming honestly okay please don't attack me after killing all of your siblings yes i think the best part about the chicken guys is you could just float this is so sick oh god okay i'm burning oh wait i'm actually gonna die no no no no no by far guys like the best another trip i've ever had wait don't tell me to already be coming oh my god wait what oh no i'm a chicken i forgot i forgot these things are kind of i guess the dogs hate me no no i'm running i'm running i'm running i'm running run run run now asap oh my god more fellow chicken brothers hello chickens okay i'm running okay so now that it's nighttime guys the goal is to honestly find oh there's some pumpkins i don't know we need to find some enderman hello mister bro this is so weird oh my god these things just literally don't want to fight me oh my god look at all these beautiful horses wait oh my god can i please oh no way no way y'all ever seen a chicken on a horse hell yeah okay hello mr enderman hello he's not attacked me but that's because i haven't really looked at him oh god okay okay okay okay oh i'm dead i'm dead i'm literally dead no way no way oh my god water oh that was so close yeah leave me alone oh my god look at that little idiot coming this way wait he just died to himself and he dropped the oh my okay that's just cursed yes oh my god pig now's not the time yes oh bro i refuse to die i literally refuse to die there's no way how does he reach me man oh my god let's go we got nine i think that's all i need right screw it there's two more over there i don't want you spiders stay away from me can i get a third grass block maybe yes we we oh oh dude that is so funny that is actually hilarious we have three grass blocks is that like a world record for the amount of grass probably not all right guys i i'm gonna make myself a sorry pig you're not allowed all right boom there you go yes we can now fight the ender dragon as a chicken it's still night term but yolo ye wait where did it go oh that way please don't break please don't break please don't yes dude y'all ever seen a chicken ride a boat that's that muscle baby oh my god this is so cursed look at it okay i'm actually really excited guys i have not been out of mesa in so long okay we're crash landing here gamers no that one broke oh my god okay it's fine we've been really lucky so far all right boys here goes nothing please don't die please don't die please don't die oh my god we found it oh my god dude i'm like no longer even like i don't even have to be scared of these stupid mobs okay where is it where is it where is it i'm a little tiny chicken trying to search for the inner dragon portal is it in here no okay wait oh wow i could have just won okay well i don't know what the point of that was my heart drops for like a split second whenever i find any mob and then it just goes back to normal because i remember they just don't even want to kill me anymore because i'm a chicken i wonder if silver's fish fish will kill me and okay we found it guys oh well wait there was already an inner eye okay all right you know what i really don't want to find out there you go begone thought boom boom wait are you serious we need two more i thought we had enough oh my this video has been taking me so freaking long okay please can i just get on with yes come here you stupid enter dragon oh god okay here we are hello there he is oh my god wait hopefully dude if the ender dragon doesn't want to kill us we will honestly be like the most luckiest person ever chickens are lucky right i'm pretty sure they are oh my god wait this is gonna be the ultimate test will i oh wait hello hello hello oh wait does he attack me oh he does wait guys i just realized how am i supposed to kill the oh my god wait can i go in can i even go in he's so loud oh my god wait i'm doing damage to him and he's not doing anything oh my god oh my god this is insane bro this is nuts oh is he gonna kill me oh my god how am i still alive right now i'm not actually still alive bro i can still hit him as well wait but how am i supposed to kill him i don't have oh no wait why is this enderman trying to kill me what oh no i'm dead oh i'm gonna die i'm gonna die guys how am i gonna get the ender crystals i totally forgot i think i literally need to die and go get a bow or something no okay i found my hole guys we have snowballs now which will help us definitely and i'm pretty sure i'll be able to find some string somewhere in here please okay so the portal is right there i really hope my stuff doesn't despawn bro because if not then we're really oh yes wait this is perfect oh my god yes perfect we just need three pieces of string okay let's go let's get our stuff good no no no no no we need to go now we need to go now go go go go go yes yes yes yes yes yes oh my god i love being a chicken at the same time i also hate it let's go wait what i can't pick up this stuff oh oh it's because i have so much stuff on me boom does this work wait just do these even work do snowballs work oh it does okay we have to be very careful gamers yi okay will that work come on come on come on no please please please one of those land oh my god come on yes come on come on come on come on yes oh my god get this one over here yi please please yes oh my god oh my god dude we're actually insane i might have to use the bow for this one come on land please oh what wait where's the ender dragon oh god okay screw gamers let's go let's peace out yay boom wait what i didn't what what i'm literally clicking it hello okay there we go we got it come on let this one count oh my god i'm a god i'm actually a god air fight nerdy okay i missed my shot i think i'm just gonna wait here right i think that's my best option oh my god oh god oh god oh god that's it that's it he can't reach me he literally can't reach me oh my god this is too easy this is actually too easy bro i can just sit here and do this forever this does this literally works bro this is perfect this is literally perfect he's almost down half health i haven't even need to use my bow at all oh god oh god okay we're good we're good we're good i literally don't even need to eat this is crazy bro big chicken's the best oh my god oh my god that was so close die to a chicken being short is a blessed thing in this game okay i can't reach him sometimes okay no no he's literally still not able to reach me oh my god this is perfect but i can't reach him he's still trying he keeps turning and it's not doing anything oh my god dude i think being a chicken is easier oh god oh god no no no no no no oh no oh my god i'm insane i'm actually insane oh no oh my god okay wait no no no no no this is it this is it this is it if i can't get close enough this is it boys this is it we're gonna kill him we're gonna kill him we're gonna kill him as a chicken look at this bro this is nuts he can't reach me i'm literally hitting his booty cheeks and he's dead i did it i did it yo i actually did it oh my god oh my god i think we ate once once during that fight oh my ladies and gentlemen feast your eyes on a chicken defeating the inner dragon let's go boys well ladies and gentlemen hopefully you guys enjoyed today's really weird minecraft video where we defeated the ender dragon as literally this big boy hello mr chimpkin hopefully you guys enjoyed if you did leave a like comment down below any other mobs you want to see me try and kill because guys i mean i didn't realize this before too much but every freaking mob has some sort of superpower we just couldn't get killed by mobs i actually it was weird at the beginning we could maybe because the game still thought i was a player but i guess chickens things don't want to kill it i don't know regardless though guys leave a like subscribe if you guys are new i'll see you dudes in the next one peace everybody

Channel: Bionic

Views: 1,861,512

Keywords: minecraft, I beat Minecraft, I beat Minecraft but as a chicken, i beat minecraft but as a pig, beating minecraft, speedrunning minecraft, minecraft speedrun, minecraft mods, minecraft chicken mod, chicken mod, minecraft but as a chicken, mods, bionic, challenge, minecraft challenge

Id: YTu9K7JSZf8

Length: 21min 25sec (1285 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 07 2020