Hypnosis Gone Wrong - Volunteer Spotlight - Chrystal

[Music] person I'm touching right now whenever I shake your hand like this you're gonna realize I'm the most disgusting human being you've ever seen in the entire world and I'm giving you those eyes those hey hey hey baby kind of eyes you wouldn't be caught dead with a guy like me whenever I touch you that's how you feel no physical contact with me in any aggressive fashion whatsoever for my safety person touching right now whenever I shake your hand like this the exact opposite is true on a scale of 1 to 10 I'm like a 30 you are so in love I love you person named Crystal hi crystal nice to meet you good to have you here pleasure - pleasure to meet you nice to just to have you good to meet you a pleasure to have you nice to meet you crystal crystal with a care with a CEO with a see okay that's how I pronounced it - those are cool boots those are cool whatever those are really nice does it good to meet you nice to have you here your hair is that Paul Mitchell products you're like a vo5 hope so it's a vo5 hot oil treatment ok bye Eliza mmm Jer mix oh ok do you use it no I don't I don't good good have you got nice to meet you good then it's okay okay we're working all right all right okay okay all right all right good to have you here cancer that's a pretty good grip you got there all right whoa okay that's a little low all right okay what's the problem over here what's going on well what's the problem over here okay all right yeah okay sir yeah no she's abusing me now not the other way around okay great all right perfect yeah okay okay right over here how right I think she picked up both suggestions she doesn't like me and just somehow possessive over me all right this is wish to have you good to meet you good okay all right done yeah okay there you go okay are you a police officer something that's a hell of an arm bar that's a hell of an arm bar you got there okay all right where you from wait friend Daniela Atlantic City lambdak City nice to have you here I used to go there all the time I don't much anymore I've nowhere to stay when I go you should come back okay hold on okay okay all right yeah hi just what are you feeling right now not happy okay this is very confusing isn't it okay crystal all right okay great okay now right so you're upset that that we're communicating her and I hmm you're just upset about me but you're not comfortable when I touch you okay no all right so you can Hara oh so you don't want me talking anyone else but you don't want me touching you oh so you're your wife okay great all right no was it he's like he like these like oh yeah okay I'm just kidding what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas okay no no okay all right I am as confused as you guys are just so you know okay all right now all right crystal don't explain to me what you're feeling right now you're pretty pissed at me right now it's extremely extremely okay all right okay like you're okay all right you're being a little okay a little possessive looks like you're married no no what is that is that a decoy for sure okay all right so you're not married yeah no not even engaged no boyfriend no okay so the full moon tonight Orser does anyone know anyone know what's going on yes I don't ok ok good let's just recap the names we have Danielle okay Hara live Danielle and you more oh is that right how do you spell it ma or Mauro all right excellent good mm-hmm with you in it the [ __ ] is going on over here [Applause] I think I could pretty much get away from everyone but if he starts like to me I'm [ __ ] [Music] Hey no there's nothing going on between Mike and I there's nothing going on between between Mike and I I promise I promise I promise over here crystal I was doing a show in the newer interrupted with some dancing there are you are you Irish by chance no I'm Italian Italian Oh hmm my name is Anna why I know why Michael ends with an L very perceptive of you I'm just we're just who are you traveling here with my best friend yeah your best friend your best friend and her mom so you like having girl time it's the girls thinking yeah gross vacation Mike and I are just having some boy boy time not allowed negative okay firm no firm no okay so you're just basically okay now listen all I want to do is apologize I feel like our relationship has started off on the wrong foot but two weeks ago is celebrated my 3333 show in Las Venus T in Las Vegas yeah I'm okay thank you so this is my 13th year doing shows on the strip and this is a first it's not as at all how this routine goes it's fantastic what touched my snaky okay all right that's some of the men oh [ __ ] all right okay okay okay all right okay okay all right okay careful the snake over here okay hold on okay okay okay all right okay okay sorry honey okay I'm easy for demonstration I feel like I have to use a guy for this for money for my safety not that kind of guy all right okay I'm gonna put them on you here all right stay calm you don't want to get him all excited and the next thing you know he bites you and you won't be here tomorrow tomorrow good great don't worry is not a constrictor it's highly venomous [Music] you never know when it might just attack you feel like you're doing nothing and nixing an LP you're attacked and the snake will do that too you're doing great I'm just gonna pull them off your hair pull off the venomous snake [Music] [Music] [Applause] you don't even give a [ __ ] that there's a venomous snake here not at all are you just really upset at me or no I kind of like it kind of like what the snake oh no but are you upset at me you seem to be really angry with me mm-hmm so I'm not sure exactly what emotions you're feeling at the moment but it's something check it out it's called the sleep gun talking some real gangster [ __ ] beep fly on the ground that way you're not gonna fall out of your chairs men in your seats if ever you get shot by the sleep gun you fall into a deep deep sleep I'll show how it works [Applause] shoot blanks all of a sudden got a minute I'm really a little terrified right now yeah maybe some sleep just there that helps Tony Texas what are you in Texas sir special ed teacher okay great excellent today we're in Texas Dallas Dallas [Applause] it's like that feeling when you come home late with you somewhere where you shouldn't have been you know what do you do payroll payroll we've run Texas we're in Texas College Station okay excellent one eight the pattern all right Jackie's gonna boot it off one more time for a dear Jackie give her a great big round of applause she's one of our favorite parts of the show maybe she's one of yours too I should probably go of you before you get your ass kicked Jackie would you fight her if you had to first okay I have no idea what the hell happened and how we got to this point but it's equally as entertaining [Music]

Channel: Marc Savard

Views: 1,859,898

Rating: 4.6278138 out of 5

Keywords: Marc Savard, Hypnotist, Comedy, Hilarious, Hypnosis, V Theatre, Planet Hollywood, Las Vegas, Funny, Magic, Mind Control, Voodoo, Hypnosis Gone Wrong, Volunteer Spotlight

Id: 1nOTDEH3qgk

Length: 11min 35sec (695 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 18 2019