Top 10 FUNNIEST Auditions on America's Got Talent Will Make You LOL😂

[Music] subscribe bring the notification bell and leave a comment down below what's your name my name is Daniel how do you I am 23 years old and tell us what do you do for a living I am actually a sales representative for a few radio stations in Mid Ohio so what you gonna be doing for us today I am going to be singing for you ok can I ask you have you been performing a lot this is actually my first time in front of an audience shut up so this is a big deal so just take in and you know what don't think about it don't think about it just do it got it go I hope he's good so you look around like you take you not so serious we're just getting started don't you tiptoe tiptoe a hill race partner too rash to retrace time to directories be roll with me hey feel my brain to see their real right back to see grab a real pro fearfully best Parker's brain for sleep talk to me baby [Applause] sweets rephrasing while Westen's our minds info crazy crazy yay keep I hope it will be skates by the ocean walk for me baby let's do our minds and go crazy crazy [Applause] rarely staged by the ocean [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] crazy there'll be cake by the [Music] [Applause] thank you my name is Dustin's dojo and I'm a trained black belt and I learned to be a black belt at Roger Baker's Taekwondo in Pizza Pensacola Florida this is my friend Terry and I am his sensei when I moved here from Pensacola I didn't have very many friends and Terry did not have very many friends either I saw his mom Harriet at the parlor and she said that she had a son named Terry and we instantly became friends what we knew is very hard and not anyone can do it you make a living teaching karate my job is a karate expert I make Crotty videos and teach other people how to fight off attackers my first dream is to be a cardiac spurt and to teach everyone in the whole world how to fight off attackers and then my other dream is to star in karate movies okay well yes the greatest thing I've ever seen why are you always turning around you never know where there's gonna be an attacker so you always have to be on guard are you worried that you're gonna get attacked here are you gonna do a demonstration yeah today we're gonna do three different things first I'm gonna break wood and Terry's gonna hold it and then and then we're gonna break the world record for most full extension punches thrown at 60 seconds and then finally I'm gonna throw a chronic combo and why at least expect it Terry's gonna throw salt into my eyes and I'm gonna fight through the pain [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] this is fantastic you don't get it as you can see I handled that pretty well [Applause] good evening good evening welcome to America's Got Talent see you thank you oh you're welcome and who are you I'm David and I'm leaving and nature we switch them probably should there you go perfect did you see that did you see what I saw see your magicians we are magicians yes okay Wow now is that what you guys do for a living I'm a high school philosophy teacher today and you what do you do they're probably gonna cheer even louder I'm a barista so you're gonna do magic for us we're not going to show you a trick though we're gonna show you a demonstration of pseudoscience and for this we need a volunteer actually Howie Howie could you join us on stage I have a seat now if you've heard of fern ology foreknowledge virology feeling the bumps of the school to figure out personality traits we're not gonna do that Dave and I came up with pressure for a novel that's right that's by squeezing parts of the skull we can actually get you to lose the ability to do certain things we say we're pseudoscientist we are pseudoscientist tonight you have to touch but that's okay I can't prepare okay do you mind if I pressure for an all your head if I squeeze here you lose the ability to play the piano can you play the piano no little bit amazing if I squeeze here you lose the ability to a standing backflip can you do a standing backflip no a miracle and if I squeeze here you can no longer read that's right we brought these cards with words written on them and these words all pertain to you Howie okay I will once again pressure for an all you know what I'm gonna press I'm gonna squeeze your head taking away his ability to read and now no longer read judges yes or no can you read this work yeah yes how a yes or no can you read this yes okay go ahead and sound it out what's not it what can i okay so judges you can read this right weird right now to make sure well do anything trick we have a game we get a word yeah [Applause] tell me touches yes or no can you read this yes it's word you know yes the word you know okay how a yes or no can you read this born what is it see what low' or they can read it but you're a pooka why is that a word you know one more yes yes how I just want this last one was this one [Applause] what it says he is no longer pressure phonology so you should be able to read judges yes or no key what is that saying comedian perfect yes or no judges can you read this yes germophobe perfect okay and yes or no judges can you read this yes and my name is Howie Mandel apply sounds that I made are not the words you saw well we said the same three words comedian Howie Mandel and germophobe know so joke on me right I'm into like pranks and stuff this is a prank on me Wow I got to tell you how you couldn't see it but I'll tell you I love this illusion or whatever it is or how he's a [ __ ] I don't know what it was so much fun to watch it was great your presentations great you guys are likable you came out here you switch names it feels new and youthful and you made how he look like a jackass I loved it I want to see more how can I please do this next time yes yes next time for you Mel B I just look at your whole charisma your delivery it was great but what I loved the best is how stupid you are I didn't see the thing but I hear it was fan wowie I'll tell you something is someone who saw it I'd love to kick off the voting and vote these guys in and say yes I want to see [Applause] it's a definite yes for me and I wrote down my vote but I can't read it [Applause] [Music] hi hi welcome to America's Got Talent thank you how are you feeling today I'm okay okay what's your name and where you from I'm Oliver graves and I'm from Santa Rosa California how are you I'm 32 and what you're gonna be doing for is I am a stand-up comedian is that what you do yeah are you in a relationship or married um no I'm not I'm single I think if this guy's perfect for you I think we should just Oliver do what he's gonna do okay go for it they say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day well not if you're poisoned then the antidote becomes the most important meal I'm trying to find the woman of my dreams but it's a struggle because I'm an insomniac I tried online dating and there be people that say must love dogs I didn't understand why like I want to love a person but it all made sense once I looked at the faces of the people that were saying that dating is really hard for me like compatibility wise like like I'm a Virgo so that means yeah that means I'm only compatible with people that are really naive and believe in horoscopes I traded in my car to get my interest rates lowered it worked women are less interested in me I once had my identity stolen it's okay they gave it right back thank you [Applause] you're so different you're humble and real and dark is everything that I absolutely love from the moment you walked out your visual your your and your cadence and everything and you're smart and you're bright I think you didn't get the reaction you expected so you're not used to this for you know that is that what you're crying I don't get booked on a lot of shows you know enjoy your free time right now because you are gonna be a busy man well although far we have had a lot of stand-up comedians this year now when I look back and I try and remember them all they all blur into one type apart from you I'm gonna kick this off with your first yes brother thank you I'm giving you your second yes [Applause] for years congratulate [Applause] I know it's funny it was funny I love them I like the below I know I'm not what everything they're saying I'm not the norm [Applause] [Music] hello what's your name Melissa eosin York and what do you do for a living well I work at a retail store I'm happy about that not really no and what do you want to do for a living comedy I want to be a comedian and impressionist thank you all right here we go [Applause] this is Barbara Walters and today on my show I have award-winning actress Natalie apartment Natalie I hear you're having a baby I am Barbara we're thinking of naming the baby Oscar but it's that that's silly because that's my cat's name so hey all Zwolle cyrus what's up what dad no I'm not gonna clean my room right now want me to clean out your bank account okay Kathy Griffin here yeah okay so here's okay so that's the one thing I really hate right now is Christina Aguilera yeah because she totally messed up the star-spangled banner' am i right Oh [Applause] last leaving home in good well Melissa I don't say that you will be working in retail much longer [Applause] oh I've got to say I thought that was a sensational audition [Applause] you showed us everything you showed us phenomenal right on voices and impressions you showed us great comedy and you yourself are adorable to watch and you are a star and we all love it [Applause] it's a yes for me oh yes [Applause] great congratulation oh it's just working yeah I guess your your antastic okay mmm we could go on all night like this yes you want to yeah I wouldn't be great what is your name my name is Rhea Jessel would you share with us your age is that really of meat I've got plenty to share yeah 84 eighty-four are you excited to be here I've never performed before judges before I've appeared before judges crane what will you be doing for us today a song I've written I can't wait to hear it alrighty thank you [Applause] thank you sir very good that wonderful okay and for my second song I'd like to I met this girl she's just great this girl I just adore the problem is she has much more than I had bargained for she's got that style she's got that smile she's got the walk she's got the tuck she's got that zing there's just one thing she's got a penis that girlish great speed it's got pizzazz too bad she has a penis it's always some failure always some flower ain't that what they call Murphy's Law but male genitalia that's where I draw the line besides hers is bigger than mine [Applause] the mess cuz under that dress she's got a P I'm okay with with my with my voice but I still struggle with some some things like leg like I've the hardest this time at a drive-thru you know guess because you got you got to say that and say the order fast and you're doing it and you're talking through an intercom like I don't know why I I would work there [Laughter] I wouldn't know I only get you to where people's does start to use me mm-hmm my voice is as the voice of their GGBS it's like it's like it in one one thousand thousand thousand feet make make make make a u-turn [Applause] Jurgis does does the name nation is is izi I have ahead of you on the are on on the on the right Rick Rick Rick you you you you you you don't you you you turn yep you sure I believe that you can turn and then anything and to do positive that's why I'm here but I've come along some to some people who don't think they don't think that like I did a show one time work where where a guys do a double it's like hey you you you can't just make fun disabilities just cuz you you have have woman now I'll say I was like well did I stutter then they thank you guys so so so much [Applause] well the crowd is definitely with you drew you know it is such a hard thing to get up on a stage when you've got everything going for you and everything's clear and to go up there with your situation and to pull this off and to get the crowd with you is almost impossible so I along with the audience applaud you for that really awesome what I love about you is you've taken your situation and like you said you've turned it into a positive I was laughing even more the fact that you were laughing at your own joke [Applause] [Laughter] Howie would you think all right here's what I thought I know you're here to make people laugh but I can't tell you how emotional you make me because comedy usually comes from a dark place a lot of comedians you know are depressed I am personally in my life of use laughter to try to gain some happiness what you did is you look for the light at the end of the darkness and that light is your comedy and I'm telling you I haven't been moved by an act like this up until this moment and because of you and because of this moment I want to do something very special something I haven't had a chance to do and I'd like to do this [Applause] it doesn't know what's going on Howie Mandel just hit the golden buzzer and you my friend are going straight to the live shows at Radio City [Applause] how's it feel good good he hits a golden buzzer you are worth a million dollars I want to see you at Radio City Music Hall I'm gonna see you at Radio City Music Hall really good evening what's your name my name is Samuel Jake AMRO I'm a stand-up comedian oh wow how long have you been doing that I've been doing comedy for 10 years now do you do it full-time yeah do it full-time okay are you nervous no I I have Tourette syndrome so I switch the lab I'm blink real fast my head flops around if you see that it's kind of cute thank you what does this mean to you coming to AGT now this means everything I've worked my entire life for a moment like this they don't come very often I'm really grateful I just had a baby girl and this is a beautiful opportunity Wow and your family is all supportive of this career yes since I started they've been 100% behind me so I'm very thankful well you know what it's scary enough doing whatever you do to hit that ex and I just want the best for you I really do thanks so much go ahead thank you it's like I said I have Tourette syndrome it's why my hair flops around I blink real fast it's weird it always looks like I'm trying to tell you a secret this twitch gets me in trouble my roommate came home from work I was like doh our neighbour died he said did you kill him yo there's a true story when I was 10 years old my parents sent me to tourettes camp yeah that's where the joke should end it's a real place and I didn't realize it till this moment but I found out that when other people twitch it makes me twitch more so on the first day they put us in a circle with a hundred kids a kid next to me did a shoulder roll and my Tourette's saw that and took that as a challenge and I threw him a head flop the girl next to him did a full body twitch and everybody saw therein all hell broke loose [Laughter] kids were rolling on the ground I was in the corner like why they send us here our parents were on top of a hill like all their breakdancing I'm Samuel J Cairo thank you [Music] hello hey Doc what's your name please my name is preacher Lawson I love that and how are you I'm 25 I turned 26 in two hours [Applause] [Music] are you single marriage I have a girlfriend you have a girlfriend she's dope yeah and what do you do for a living I'm a stand-up comedian which means I'm unemployed and I do stand-up on the side all right best of luck right I got a motorcycle I don't like telling people I have a motorcycle cause every time I tell someone they always got to tell me a story about how the friends crashed on a motorcycle you know like why do people have to be so negative I don't go up to pregnant women telling them my dad left so annoying so annoying I walked at my apartment one time right I walked in my apartment and my neighbor walked up to me she's like oh my god you got a motorcycle are you Cyrus are you sorry you better be careful I got in a car wreck the other day my car flip eight times I'm looking to be laughs bliss yeah she black by the way around.this is like you know those that is crazy that's your car flip eight times you alive you are blessed you know and now I'm over here thinking who's the head counted right like who's that call when their cars flipping in my name is Chris thank you so much I appreciate it how's that feature can I have just one more joke [Applause] aha alright uh I don't feel safe driving with my grandma because she's really spiritual she loved the Lord to the point where she's not afraid of dying so I don't like that all right I don't like beating Carla someone that's not afraid of death okay like here she got that attitude like if I'm going to heaven so I don't battle like it doesn't matter cuz I'm gonna talk okay this is our spiritual my crown is if I got shot in the chest with a gun eight times instead of calling the ambulance she would get on her knees praying like please Lord Jesus I get these demons I sign my grandbaby excess block that borders rise up and by the way sperm assess black nodes into the RAM seats yes Lord blusters Wayne Lil John 3:16 [Applause] thank you very much need how many of you here tonight are ready to enter the land of make-believe looks like how he's already in the land of make-believe which makes you the perfect person to join me up here on stage would you mind let's do it for Howie Mandel everyone yes thank you in your own time Howie I understand your logic the longer and longer you take the shorter my act I quite understand have a seat there Howie tonight live from Radio City you are going to become a human ventriloquist dummy okay now all you have to do all you have to do is keep looking out there all right let me do all the talking okay and I've got to say that's a pretty good fit by the way this is Charlie are you okay Charlie yes thank you first of all we got to find you a voice I mean it matches your physical appearance something butch something macho are you okay well it shots me shocked me I was only joking - I'm going to change the voice no no I like it okay I want to say hello to my fans you want to say hello to this not just turned the people on the right give him a big wave say hello hello nicely done now the people on the left say hi to them and now the people right up to talking my big sexy hello hello did you see them waving back yeah idiots now stop touching me what get away Lee what's not touching me what do you mean I'm not touching get it where okay all right all right is that far enough perfect hi how are you doing that I've got a little controller in my hand here oh wow that's amazing she's got a controller hidden control me yes that's right oh now he can have some fun I don't one of their judge know I want to be an act you want to be an act yes you go and judge me you want me to judge you yes go and sit in my seat I can't sit in your seat no no I insist well if you insist hello fellow judges it's great to be here okay so I can't believe I'm a judge on America's Got Talent so what's your name well my name is young my name sorry I get nervous don't worry take your time my name is Harry hello good evening how a.m. what are you gonna do for us tonight tonight I want to do my dancing [Applause] look you don't have to know now I really want to okay so do you have some moves you'd like to show us yes let me stand up first of all here I go okay first of all I going to stretch I'm gonna do some stretching or just stretch my arms like this and my legs like this [Music] okay so now I took this this okay what are you gonna do I'm gonna show you my twerking so I turn around I turn around I put my hands on the seat and I wiggle like that [Applause] is that it oh yes hang on let me turn around again yes okay so that was fantastic don't make me laugh though I can't make you talk and I love so what are you gonna do for your performance this evening tonight I'm gonna do some Irish dancing really naked I really don't think this is the show fatso when you're ready the stage is yours [Applause] quite frankly I'm Amanda Holden your favorite Britain's Got Talent judge of all time because clearly it's not Simon huh I think it would be so Gordian if you click the button below to subscribe the talent recap that'll be born again that would be song boy lien even ilish agrees I'm Elise Dixon in that one below to subscribe [Music]

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Length: 37min 59sec (2279 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 15 2020