How (Your) Parents Of Ugly Children Feel Like (AskReddit)

parents of ugly children when did you first realize slash concede that your kid is ugly do you ever feel guilty well I'm very unattractive so it made sense that my child would follow suit when he was first born the euphoria of having your own kin and a little version of you is pretty overwhelming to the point of not even thinking of things like that as he grew older it was already somewhat obvious that he wasn't a 10 in the looks department however that doesn't diminish my love for him in any way I just want him to grow up happy and healthy not me but my sister her firstborn was a gorgeous kid and turned into a handsome guy her second ugliest kid any of us have ever seen thought he would grow out of it 25 years later we are still waiting this poor guy's just downright ugly there's no way to sugarcoat it plus he's a little shorter than average I'm not going to use a throwaway for this even though a ton of people know my username mostly because this is about honesty for myself and anyone reading this I was an ugly ass kid short scrawny as hell I had thin greasy mouse brown hair I have a big nose and crooked teeth I also developed cystic acne at the age of nine as I got older I learned to dress better and take care of my hair things that I could change I did I grew my hair out and learned how to wash it and carry it slowly as I got older I got a lot more confident I realized that crooked teeth and acne scars really didn't matter I learned how to flirt I learned how to appreciate myself even though if we are being honest I may be a 5 in straight looks but I had a daughter and sadly for her she had my nose and my skin and my hair and even more unfortunately she has her father's big ears and even more crooked teeth when I look at her in a certain way I honestly think she's beautiful because unlike me no one had ever told her she's ugly no one ever made her feel badly about her self-confidence isn't something she had to learn it seems to be innate for her she's lucky for that but when I see her next to her pretty friends I know she isn't on their level she will never be the pretty friend she'll always be the funny and outgoing one do I feel guilty sometimes I do I wish she had gotten my ears and figure I wish she had gotten her dad's Jorund eyes but no one can predict what your kids will look like and I know that she'll grow into herself like I did she's not horribly ugly she's more unfortunate looking and our son he's almost angelic looking beautiful in every way life is sort of unfair like that he's shy and bookish and he could grow up to be a model my mom says that my little brother was hideous when he was born she and my stepdad looked at each other and said well isn't he beautiful not wanting to admit that he was the ugliest baby they ever saw my mom says that she felt terrible for thinking he was ugly and she was surprised that she could think that about her own kid he's a handsome kid now bTW he cleared up after a few days and he laughs and out the story asked your mother at the company Christmas party like 20 years ago my dad's new ice cow Orca brought his baby my dad admired the baby and said how healthy he looked when the cow Orca walked away to introduce his baby to somebody else my dad turned to the woman next to him and said that has to be the ugliest baby I've ever seen in my life turns out that was the baby's mama and she was not happy to hear that my dad ruined her night and the next time he saw his cow walker at work the guy said to my dad well I know our son is ugly but I was hoping my wife wouldn't notice but now she is very very aware Thanks my dad is an idiot who frequently puts his foot in his mouth but he also has a really dry slash Takuma and meant it to be funny not as insulting as it came out my mom still brings up that story whenever she can as a lesson to know who the [ __ ] you're talking to before you say something stupid I was an ugly baby my grandmother takes great joy in telling me how she took one glance at my fat face squinty eyes and semi-bald head covered in slime and couldn't even bear to look at me she then asked my Oh mrs. slightly underscore pretentious with you and your husband's genetics I knew that your child was not to be beautiful but this is just taking the biscuit ' my grandfather then glanced at me and said yeah she's going to have to have brains ' it's okay now though I don't look like that anymore I know a family with two daughters fifteen over 16 years ago childr at four was a real little doll beautiful big green eyes long shiny blond hair and her behavior yes mama no mama I'm an adorable little angel she'll just look at me child v is a year younger huge head not much hair a mousy brownish shade hazel eyes which were just a little too far apart maybe even one a bit crooked odd little mouth with one gray tooth in front nose more often than not a bit gunky and always crying or pouting or grumpy about something the contrast was so clear and drew people commented on it often enough I sure got the looks didn't she no doubt me got the brains et Cie etc really really upset the mom she'd always worried that B would feel like crap and spent as much time worrying that a would be vain and shallow anyway now it's 15 years later I saw them all just a few days ago beautiful angelic little that doesn't get quite so many compliments now puberty was not kind to her skin and those acne scars will take years to fade also the teeth came in all wrong and after a traumatic experience with braces she refuses to ever try them again refuses to do anything that puts her out at all from what I hear B didn't change much at all through puberty wasn't the most popular with the boys for many years but Wow by sixteen and seventeen mother nature seemed to more than compensate strikingly beautiful is how I've heard her described tall long brown hair and the most arresting brown eyes she's about 20 now studying sustainable energy techniques you just cannot tell how it's going to go so my nephew has some odd features odd shaped head bulging eyes and big ears when he was a baby he looked well sickly despite being healthy I loved him and looked past it my sister brought him into my work one time to show him off being a good uncle I grabbed the car carrier and went from cube to cube to introduce my cow Walker's to my new nephew I went into one cube and showed him to a buddy of mine upon looking at my nephew my buddy's eyes got real big and he let out a louder oh my it was straight out of a scene full episode I could tell it was involuntary and I could also tell my cow Walker immediately regretted it my sister didn't notice thankfully my buddy tried to apologize later but that was even more awkward I just smiled and said don't worry about it fortunately my nephew has grown into his looks he is no Swan that he is one hellooo the great kid I have an ugly friend he is quite monstrous looking really he married a regular two good-looking woman they both married young but never had babies they adopted two kids from overseas within three years of getting married I have a sneaky suspicion but I could for obvious reasons never asked him if he adopted because he didn't want to pass his ugly gene into the kids like I feel bad writing this I grew up thinking I was the ugliest kid my girl cousins were older so they were so pretty one oldest gay cousin eighteen years older than me was really mean to me for no [ __ ] reasons and so he always told he I was fat and ugly when no one was around and I was really young so I didn't know I could tell anyone about it so I accepted it as a fact even now when I've turned out okay a part of me still think I'm the fat ugly kid and that I'm lesser than other people so please don't ever tell young kids they are ugly maybe I'm dumb for still letting it get to me but it doesn't it sucks I [ __ ] hate that cousin too according to my parents I was the ugliest kid in the newborn baby room I had a gigantic bulbous square head sorry mom and a four head two times the size of my face apparently some people thought I had downs when they saw me because I was that ugly don't have a huge head anymore but is still ugly I was that ugly kid if you look at pictures of me up until age five I honest-to-god looked like the son of Satan I was fat and had a pug face and a mohawk think Mickey Rourke in dhabas honestly I think it is hilarious I adore my baby pics in the devil inside them my brother who was a freaking cherub has boring baby pics and mine meanwhile never failed to get a laugh take pride ugly babies take pride a number of years ago the teacher with whom I worked informed me we will be getting a new student the next day she wanted to warn me that the child had been burned Sevilla so that I would be prepared when I met her no amount of talking could have prepared me for what I saw how I managed to squat down to her eye level so I could greet her properly with a smile on my face I don't know by the end of the week she was just another child who needed a kind word and genuine smile I was extremely proud of how the other students accepted her right away and protected her from invasive stares on the playground this little angel became one of my favorite students with her genuine toothy somewhat crooked grin when she saw me in the mornings as I greeted all the buses she blossomed into a beautiful and a little more confident child while she was with us not the kind of beautiful some of you are discussing but a genuine intangible beauty that poems are written about the mourn that I was born my old man beat up the doctor he clocked the doctor course the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca the doctor said so you're misled sir which infers you mistook me I did not mean your lovely wife was shacking up with a wookie what I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son he's looks like Chewie bababooey bababooey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one to put it mildly or newborn child's completely naughty foo-foo looking I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cooking I was the ugly kid just got the wrong combination of my mother's mole brown skin my father's jour slash teeth my father's large oafish Li large feet my father's broad shoulders and father's general hairiness and his curly hair I lucked out in only a few departments getting his great eyebrows mom's decent skin and nads dark thick hair most of the time I looked like my father just cloned himself which is unfortunately because as handsome as he is masculine features just don't transfer well to a female body and face dad's a good-looking man but not a terribly great-looking lady I know he feels guilty about the feat homey still pays for my expensive shoes you can't just get 11y high instep off-the-shelf EO makes my sister mad but home Jarrell escaped the curse of the ogre foot so no dice this is probably going to get buried because I'm always late to the party that I was an ugly-ass kid I'm biracial black / white and when I was a kid I had the nappy snuggly frizzy hair you can imagine I never bothered to use conditioner or even get a haircut I just let it grow into a nappy jungle on the top of my head my vision is terrible so I wore the ugliest thickest glasses ever I also had extremely fucked-up teeth and I didn't get braces until I was 14 or so I grew a moustache at a very early age like 12 and I didn't shave it for the longest time and it looked absolutely idiotic I was scrawny and I dressed with her absolute and total lack of fashion sense until I got to high school I was bullied a fuckton in middle school I remember the hottest girl in my middle school named Sarah asked me out to the 8th grade dance and I was mortified but of course I said yes then she started laughing and told me she was joking and I was ugly and she would never go to the dance with me and she did it in front of all her friends who were also laughing hysterically fast-forward to age 23 and I've completely turned it around I keep my hair cut short and neat and I stay clean-shaven I wish I could grow a beard but it comes in patchy I wear contact lenses I have the straightest whitest smiley had ever seen I've been working out for like three years and I'm buff as [ __ ] I dress stylish and comfortable I'm confident as a masseur [ __ ] and I'm funny I do stand-up comedy at the local bar on Monday nights also I have a big dick I've dated plenty of hot girls and I've been told time and time again that I'm very attractive I'm usually the most lively person at any social gathering or party and my friends all look to me to bring girls out with us and wingman them also I just looked up Surat on Facebook and she's probably a 6-5 of the looks department now I'd consider myself to be an eight five or so and she married some scrubby looking frat douche so [ __ ] her

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Length: 13min 51sec (831 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 22 2019