How To Never Lose A Street Fight...(r/AskReddit)

fighters override it what is a useful tip you can offer someone who finds themself in a fistfight if he pulls a blade you [ __ ] run you will get cut if you're in front of a bunch of neutral witnesses like cut a bar start yelling immediately what the [ __ ] man get away from me I don't want to fight get this guy away from me this serves two purposes one if there is someone around who wants to keep the peace like a bouncer they'll comment on your side too if you do end up fighting people will remember you were the one shouting about not wanting to fight and tell the police which will help keep you out of jail this is especially important if you somehow manage to put the guide down hard and seriously hurt him in the process edit to all the people claiming this is a [ __ ] thing to do winning a fight don't mean [ __ ] if you're the one who goes to jail you can kick all the ass in the world but if you're sitting in a Cell when it's over you lost there's nothing unmanly about tickling stripped naked nobody wants to fight the naked guy this is surprisingly good advice I know I wouldn't want to fight you if you stripped X bouncer ten plus years of various martial arts training if you're inexperienced or outsized if you have anything at all in your hands even an empty cab throw it at them as if you were tossing someone their car keys don't throw it to injure lob it at them they will instinctively try to catch it use that moment to strike in the nose hard as you can or face in general punch through their head don't aim to land it on their cheek aim as if you wanted to punch something behind their head whatever you do don't stop fight dirty rules are for sporting competition in survival use anything at your disposal dirt car keys et Cie but be careful introducing weapons into the equation you always have to worry about losing it and having it come back your way unless it's totally fight to the death there's no sane reason to turn a fistfight into a knife fight if you're more getting Pleasant headbutt then use the crown of your forehead and again push through the target this move is seldom anticipated and can break a nose quickly my signature move is a hip check to throw them off and then slip around behind for the choke chokes are great for bigger opponents even Giants are no good without air in a blood to the brain talkers usually don't fight it's the quiet ones you need to watch laugh and smile as much as possible nothing infuriates someone more than laughing and smiling during a fight furious people make stupid mistakes stay calm I've heard that the fighter with the lower heart rate wins the fight more often than not if you're going to start it or escalate it don't start with a soft punch or push start with a full punch or attack if it's a really serious situation go for the eyes keep an eye on your manner the old dude over the road when I was little used to give us this kind of advice try and avoid a fair fight you might lose a fair fight carry something use it without moderation if you actually need to you will probably never need to he was x UK parachute regiment I believe one always give your fists nicknames these nicknames should sound like Irish boxers from the Prohibition era for example mine are Jimmy o Ligeti and Ricky Ron make your opponent aware of your fists names at the earliest opportunity to ensure maximum intimidation to move around your opponent in an anti-clockwise direction this direction will make you harder to target it signs 3 kick them in the beanbag never be ashamed of this tactic you're fighting on the streets and street rules apply the beanbag is not off limits this should see the enemy incapacitated and you're victorious for victory revel in your victory and take your pick off whichever lady in a one-mile radius that you like the look of they are now your property hit and keep on hitting until you know you've won and the fight is over this isn't the movies you don't hit then wait for them to retaliate a voyeur fistfight and enter one only when old options fail one thing that you can easily learn and will put you over any untrained fighter is getting into a proper fighting stance there are many depending on the fighting style but you'll most likely want to get into a boxing kickboxing stance as any other one and trained would probably be useless to you for kickboxing its arms up chin tucked like everyone has been saying but you also want to put your strong side foot towards the back facing away from you while your weak side foot goes forward pointing towards the opponent about shoulder width most of your weight is going to be on the back foot I've actually overheard high ranked belts in my kickboxing class say that if they saw someone get into a proper fighting stance they would completely rethink continuing with the fight also when you move never ever cross your feet everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth Mike Tyson learn to take a punch avoid injury not pain pain is irrelevant to the outcome of the fight you can mentally condition yourself to just not give any facts about pain stay relaxed people tense up like they are lifting weights it is called throwing a punch for a reason use your whole body most idiots will throw a right hook as their first punch step outside it you are gonna hurt your hand using fists on bone save it for the body hit their windpipe and/or balls with the palm of your hand avoid grappling if possible but if you can get them in a chokehold elbows they are deadly it's not hard to learn how to throw a good elbow if you go by risk vs. reward system the reward is high circle to your opponent dominant side kick from inside off neat and outside a kick is lifting you knee up and driving your foot out it is not like trying to kick a ball strike closed fist center mass just a low red caged deprive your opponent of oxygen strike open hand at nose like you were giving someone five you will not break your hand this way it will still do maximum damage to the soft nose temporarily blinding your opponent if your opponent cannot walk he is not a threat if he cannot breathe he is not a threat if he cannot see he is not a threat you can also simply open hand grab at the jaw with one or both hands push up and then drive forward with your legs you can drive an opponent off balance then strike at the exposed throat with your elbow open hand strikes avoid breaking your own hand and disabling your own ability to protect yourself end a fight quickly before you fatigue the longer it goes on the more likely you are to run out of steam don't use your fist the bones in your hand tend to break instead try open palm strikes hammer fists or porcelain toilets to inflict damage dip and weave move your feet keep your Center in other words remember to keep your body aligned with your core on top of this keep yourself balanced don't overextend yourself a lot of the time novice fighters will extend themselves often imparting force into a blow they're about to take there's nothing like getting knocked out because you threw yourself into an already vicious punch be aware of your surroundings the last thing you want is getting hit in the back of the head when your focus is on the person in front of you a lot of great tips for an actual fight but the most important things I've learned since I started training is that looks can be deceiving there is always someone better and stronger than you and most importantly these things are usually only found out after you wake up TL DR walk away if at all possible body language says so much putting your fists up immediately signals to the opponent that this is now a fight try to rub your hands together near your face so that your hands are close to your head if he tries to punch but they don't look threatening yet most real-life fights are full of haymakers huge wide swinging punches lift your shoulders up like you are shrugging put your chin down into your chest and cover the sides of your head with your open hands this will dampen any punches until you can walk up to him and headbutt him in the nose just always remember that the goal is to stop the conflict ASAP use their momentum against them if they rush you step aside and send flying in the direction they were already traveling also first strikes you are not really looking to stop them cold in their tracks but focus on deflecting this can send them off-balance which can mean all the difference in the world even if you are grossly outmatched and unsure footing is the great equalizer don't limit yourself to punches only in a brawl there are few rules take your opponent out in any way that works in my younger days I was fond of drop kicks the tackle punch barrage combo and throwing people around I like to use surprising speed and tactics that the opponent might not have been expecting breathe if you have no experience you can make yourself pass out without even being it forceful strong breaths in through the nose the power of a punch is not in the arms it's in the legs and core also its power is and speed a hard strike not a slow bludgeon make every blow you get hit by a glancing one you'll barely feel it decide if this fight is survival or who's a boss fight if it's survival then go for the throat eyes groin and ears if they try to grapple you use knees and elbow to vicious effect do not go down if you do get back up ASAP or they can stomp you to death if it's who's the boss then it's just you fighting some douche who's trying to put you in your place visa-versa nose is acceptable body shots are ideal punching a skull especially near teeth is not fun and it'll probably go to sloppy grappling soon anyway once he's in pain enough he'll stop so don't do anything that you'll be arrested for assault for [Music] [Music] [Music]

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Published: Sat Aug 24 2019