How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Sleepwalking?

how did you find out your partner was sleepwalking my wife's favorite story to tell is that she woke up in the middle of the night to find me slowly walking out of our bedroom her are you okay what are you doing me there's somebody downstairs in the kitchen unrolling the tinfoil her okay what's your plan me i'm going to stop them hurt shall we get a bit more sleep then both go down together me okay and i went back to bed subsequent investigations lead to the findings of a small plastic bag on the floor near my head being rustled by the movement of the curtain with the window being open i've had funnier experiences than this one but cannot remember exactly what was said most recently though my boyfriend scoots over to me big spoon slash little spoon and i snuggle in thinking that's all it was then he gets real close to my ear and whispers just so you know there's something in the closet like a cartoon turtle i did my best not to bust out laughing and just said okay honey and when he woke up he had no memory of it whatsoever my girl woke up one night and said did you find your rocks and i asked her what she was talking about she said i don't know i'm just trying to make a conversation and promptly went back to sleep she has no recollection of this my boyfriend woke me up the other day by gently putting his fingers in my mouth and i kept moving my head out of the way until eventually i was like can you stop that he then sounded genuinely upset and asked why i woke him up as he was having a really nice dream about feeding a deer brilliant he farted very loudly and proceeded to say you got the wrong guy my boyfriend either recites postcodes he's a delivery driver or calls the dog in his sleep so either he's mad no one is responding to his postcode nonsense or i get a flying dog to my body we were freshly married and living overseas my husband hadn't had much sleep the nights before which usually enhances any sleep talking it was hot in our room my husband mumbled something which i didn't quite catch i asked him to repeat it he got up opened the bedroom window and said very pointedly airflow bish and then laid back down completely asleep now my husband has never not once ever called me a name or even raised his voice to me so this is particularly hilarious my husband and i got married just three months ago and i found out he's a notorious sleep talker some nights he would roll over to me kiss me full in the mouth tell me he loves me then plunk right back on his pillow and start snoring again this actually happens regularly much to my delight other nights he would blurt out things like how he would install a new server at the sheriff's office or there is a snake on his palm and when i asked what it's doing he answered that it's coding something i now enjoy staying up late and i'm a proud owner of several recordings of my husband's sleep talking recently i got him answering math questions and it tickled me silly how he got them all correct my boyfriend once blurted out you're putting bread in my ears in his sleep mumbled something unintelligible and then followed up with and i'm becoming a sandwich still makes me laugh whenever i remember fantastic sleep songs with lyrics which are usually bizarre my two absolute favorites have been oh whoa whoa it's a corner cat obey my rules and you'll always be a country cowboy repeat it about five times and finished with a yeah corner cat is amazing that might make it into a song of mine i am the sleep talker a long while back my fiance was working a job where she didn't get home until after midnight she came home one night and was leaning over the table on my side of the bed she swears up and down that i looked up at her smacked her on the top of her head and when she asked what the hell that was i told her i was checking to see if she was a ghost now i do remember having a dream like this but in my dream my hand did go through her head proving she was a ghost i had a dream that my girlfriend was biting my neck playfully i didn't want that so i pushed her gently off and tell her to stop soon after i woke up she was holding her eye and crying she says i just pushed her sat upright and straight punched her in the face she said she wasn't too hurt but was extremely confused i had a girlfriend do that to me i was in bed playing a game on my laptop with headphones she sat up looked at me punched me right in the face then went back to sleep apparently i cheated on her in her dream and deserved getting hit roommate freshman year of college was a sleepwalker we were in the freshman dorms small little room i woke up one night and saw him sitting straight up on the side of the bed just staring at me with his eyes fully open just talking gibberish about golf he was going on about phil mickelson or something have to be honest it was creepy as all hell because he was staring directly into my eyes next morning i told him about it and he just laughed and said sorry i tend to do that from time to time i'm sorry to tell you this but he's possessed by a gold demon you need to make an offering of 10 golf balls and the three iron to it or it shall never leave him no you're gonna want a wedge for that a friend who was next to my room in a high school dorm used to sleepwalk he also used to sleep earlier than the rest of the floor so one night around midnight we were all up and talking in my room except him we were kind of worried that the dorm advisor would cut our chill session and tell us to go to sleep suddenly we hear someone banging on the door of the room i get up to go open it and as soon as i turn the handle the door comes flying towards me i was knocked back into a table and standing there was my sleepwalking friend he says where is the secret of the time and without waiting for an answer walks back to his room climbs into his bunk bed and goes to sleep needless to say we were all surprised but being teenagers would never let him forget it it became a running joke in the school he got up went into the kitchen and ate one bite of a mini pecan pie no fork just a straight bite then apparently remembered he hates pecan pie and left it stacked neatly on the little box another time he sat up and stared straight ahead at the wall didn't respond to me asking what was wrong he stood up walked into the wall then stood there like he was contemplating the barrier he just backed up exactly as he came sat down and swung back into bed like nothing happened that was creepy he started shouting that he couldn't feel his left arm i pointed out he was pinching his pillow not his arm he then freaked out that he had lost his arm i pointed out his arm was under his pillow he said okay and started snoring it took me another hour to get back to sleep he didn't wake up at all my aunt likes to tell the story about her and my cousin sharing a hotel room one time my aunt woke up having to pee and found my cousin sitting up in bed with her arms folded across her abdomen kind of rocking back and forth and giggling quietly when my aunt asked her what she was doing my cousin said i'm holding a baby and it has an adult smile bro get the holy water

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Length: 6min 59sec (419 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 10 2020