Hot Moms Share When Their Sons Kids Made Moves

milfs of reddit what were some of the most desperate advances you've had to deal with from your son's friends when i was in my junior year of high school i decided to spend christmas eve with my girlfriend and her family at their grandmother's farmhouse their grandmother was a short frail bohemian woman who dressed like steve jobs and always smelled like dust and cabernet her silver hair was wispy and long and she kind of reminded me of a thin gandalf right off the bat she was flirtatious with me squeezing my arms and telling my girlfriend how your last boyfriend was such a stick upgrade and although it was awkward i of course didn't feel physically intimidated until it happened after dinner i decided to help by doing the dishes in the kitchen while others were lounging in the front room as i'm washing i feel a pair of hands creep around my stomach from behind thinking they were my girlfriends i laughed and said hey you i was met with the single most guttural hello i'd ever heard i mean it was as though the woman had drowned her vocal cords in zinfandel and camel reds i looked down and saw the spotted wrinkly hands and was frozen in shock having not said anything she probably assumed she had the okay and proceeded to move her hand down to my butt to which i said please never do that again and left the kitchen i went to the front room and excused myself for the night and drove home i never felt physical intimidation from her but the whole situation was so off-putting being that i was 16 years old and she was somewhere around 73 she also gave me intense lengthy lectures on the proper way to take my then girlfriend's virginity not graphic just weird i'm not sure that this qualifies but here goes when i was 45 i guess i hit my peak we went to the pool in vegas men kept hitting on me one time i went to the bathroom which was about 200 feet away from the pool behind a row of trimmed hedges seven men in their twenties also hit on me during the short trip to and from the bathroom one young man was pretty insistent he said that his hotel room was right there on the property we could be back in seven minutes before my husband even noticed that i was gone i started laughing so uproariously i wasn't going to go no matter the offer but come one if you are going to try to seduce me you could do better than that i said no thank you if i was going to fool around he would have to do better than that it would take us three minutes to get up to his room i would certainly hope for more than a minute of pleasure i don't consider myself to be a milf but i have had my son's friends try and make moves on me before i am younger had my first kid in my early twenties and i'm exotic colombian immigrant in a small southern town i think those play more of a role than my actual looks just something different than what the teen boys here are used to the weirdest one was when my boys had a couple of friends over to watch a movie a couple of years ago i believe they were 14 and 12 at the time i was watching the movie with them and one of the boys 14 years old put his arm around me i didn't want to make a big deal about it and embarrass him or anything so i tried to subtly get out of the situation i yawned and i told the group that i was going up to bed and he stood up and started following me i asked what he was doing and he said he thought i wanted him to come up to bed with me i explained that i was sorry for the confusion but that i absolutely did not want him to come up to bed with me he apologized and returned back to the media room to watch the movie with the rest of the boys my oldest is a senior in high school now and has been asked by his friends if they can take me to prom if they can't find another date i wouldn't say i'm a milf but two of my daughters friends have hit on me and her boyfriend of three years tried to kiss me the most desperate was the boyfriend we had gone on vacation for my daughter's 21st birthday to a small town with hot springs while my daughter her boyfriend and her friends camped nearby i chose to stay in a hotel to give the young people their privacy we all went together for a soak one evening but my daughter wasn't feeling well and stayed at the campground after the soak the boyfriend was quite drunk so i gave him a ride back to the campsite when we arrived he started professing his undying love for me said my name three times in his most serious attempt at a sexy voice and leaned in for a kiss he never saw my fist but felt it land squarely in his sternum it made for an awkward morning he confessed to my daughter the next day and she laughed hysterically at his ridiculousness they broke up not long after every moderately attractive high school teacher has been hit on currently a senior that graduated last year is patiently waiting to turn 21 so he and i can go have a beer i'm sure in his mind this will lead to a weekend of willed 6 where i show him the hidden secrets of the kama sutra i'm just interested to see if anything will have changed by then also one of my son's friends once told me he'd like to experience an older woman and then stared at me when my brother graduated from high school he had a big party at our house my mom would walk around periodically to make sure things weren't getting too ridiculous at one point this kid very openly hit on my mom and told her she was hotter than any girl there obviously my mom noped out of that mess and was thoroughly creeped out i never get any advances from my son's friends that's why i have to post on porn sites that i'm in your area and ready to duck now i once lost track of time while staring at my friend's girlfriend's mom's boobs cursor rockin tits please write some jack off material for me i've completely desensitized myself to brazilian fart midgets bestiality and need something new and exciting to get off tonight before i cry myself to sleep till no one's a milfond reddit my mom is a milf as my mom and i were walking and some guy said to me in front of my mom girl you are cute but your mom is smoking hot she is 20 years older than me and hotter great plot twist cougars of reddit what are some of the most desperate advances you've made on your son's friends waiting for the first response to this which starts as a milf my opinion my husband is 26 and i am 49 my husband's friend is also 26 and he used to walk around in his underwear looking at me while he fluffed his package he lived with us then one night he licked the whole length of a chalupa while staring at me intently i have never laughed so hard in my life reverse situation for me when i was 17 had my friend's mom corner me in a bathroom asking me to stay the night said he wouldn't know if i snuck in her room i'm torn because i ducking wish i had but at the time i knew if my friend caught me we wouldn't be friends anymore i say i wish i would have because we still aren't friends anymore but i just couldn't out of respect she was in her early 40s and ducking hot it milks who don't think they are milfs providing stories which prove they are milfs if a milf is a milf she and her kids know it girls talk about the being the daughter of a milf struggle all the time everything from guy friends telling them all the time they would have a hard time choosing between her or her mom to jokingly not wanting boys to meet their mom because they will like her more i'm just like throws their hands up dilfs get no love though few and far between they exist too my mom is 411 and fairly young looking and petite eu for a woman her age i guess she's got like her asian wife syndrome going on only if you were navajo makes it awkward where my dad looks like he could be her dad when they're out in public not as much of a problem now than it was several years ago i remember my older brother relaying a story to this about how his ex-girlfriend got angry with him because he saw him hugging some itch after school boy did she feel stupid once he told her his mom was picking him up from school coming to hs basketball games high school boys would hit on her and be surprised to find she had five kids and her husband was the basketball coach weird and gross encounter i had with this was in ninth grade girl i had a minor crush on because huge boobs thin waste and chocolate skin appeal commented to me after meeting my family your mom is really attractive like i'd have a sex with her if i were a lesbian okay why would you tell me that and gross can't really remember any specific desperate instances though just cringe-inducing moments one of my younger brother's friends who was like 12 at the time did the v finger sign and licking the middle thing when her back was turned but caught it out of the corner of her eye and boy did she have no problem tearing him a new [ __ ] and she was the type of mom to call other people's moms to tell them about their children's bad behavior fun times i'm not a milf but that's it actually just not a milf just like everyone else here i'm a fat bearded redditor my mom was a milf i guess she was also a super tease she would and still does dance around in her undies slapping her double d's this was also when my brother's friends were over even though she pretended they weren't she would leave the bathroom door open a little when she was in the bathtub and shed make ridiculous comments like asking my brother's friend to trim her bush my brother's friends would come over and sing stacey's mom but it would be my brother's name mom has got it going on there was one guy living next door and another guy living on the other side of us that were in the same grade they used to steal my mom's underwear and bras and she knew it and didn't care after the one guy graduated high school and my parents got divorced he told her he would take care of her which he did by plowing the driveway and mowing the lawn if he ever did get laid i will never know i think the more appropriate question is reddit is what were the most desperate advances you've done to milfs it i don't think i'm a milf but my son's best friend would drag his balls through a desert of broken glass just to hear me far through a walkie-talkie my kid isn't old enough to have horny friends but i did hear it from time to time when i was in the abyss of dating it's amusing but sometimes cringy a few occasions it goes back to some weird fetish they have for pregnant chicks and how it sucks i didn't know you while you were pregnant lol i don't have any desperate advances but my mom does from the high school friends i have those were weird but my mom is young and people would always comment on that it didn't really bug me tbh i was more looking forward to being the hot older sister but i'm 21 years older than my youngest sibling yay me can i tell the reverse story my ex-husband when we were first married his ex-fiance and her family went to our church her family was very close to my in-laws at one time all having kids about the same age 22 17 15. one morning we were sitting in the doctor's office with the tv on in the waiting room when the anchor announced a woman in our town was arrested for being caught in a car having six with a 14 year old then the mug shot appeared it was the ex-fiance's mother whom would have been my husband's mother-in-law i almost spit out my coffee she's doing 10 years in women's correctional sometimes the milfs like the attention i don't think a lot of milfs are on reddit so i had this girlfriend named stacy i'd hesitate to call myself a milf but most of my son's friends will do the struggle to maintain eye contact thing we're all familiar with the worst most blatant violation any of them committed was when they were all in eighth grade so their hormones were wild and prevalent i had just got done making them three trays of pizza bagels and as i dropped them off in the game room they were playing crash bandicoot i was heading out and told them to let me know if they needed anything else one of the cheeky little bastards straight up gives me the up and down and says maybe later after the kids have gone to bed the entire room went quiet at first i started to get angry but upon briefly considering the crowd i just started laughing i maintained eye contact with a jokester and moved towards him laughing a little crazily the whole time i could see the fear in his eyes when i was about arm's length from him i let loose one last laugh and then shot a thick cloud of black exhaust from my smoke stack and that little blip of back pressure was enough to cause my tits to become encased in metal and shoot off my chest striking the child in the face to this day none of them can watch maximum overdrive without having to explain to their hideous girlfriends why they have t robinas i feel like you have to be 40 and older to be a milf so i don't think i count since i'm in my 20s i do get hit on by a lot of teenage boys though because i look like i belong in their freshman math class or something it's very awkward obligatory not a milf yet but in high school all of my boyfriends were completely obsessed with my mom and a lot of them would bring her it flowers etc so they'd show up with two bookcase etc i found pics of my mom on one of their laptops one time pulled i guess off of facebook i told my mom when we broke up and she laughed but it was super weird at the time to have to be like hey uh is that my ducking mom in your spank bank bro i try to warn guys i'd ate now that i have a hot mom she's still hot and i'm 28 now lucky for me i came out looking just like her so odds are in my favor i'll look good when i'm like 50 plus it's cracking me up how women are like i'm not a milf but but i get it it feels weird to say people want to duck you i'm in my 30s and went back to school at a community college my favorite has been when these young guys walk me to my car sometimes they'll ask me if they can smoke me out sometimes they just ask for my opinion on things i can't say i mind except i'm never getting higher school again everyone found that too amusing including the professor who i was older than my mom was a milf being the daughter of a milf isn't easy when this particular event happened she had just been dumped by a wealthy man she really liked and he had doubled as a retirement plan so she was really devastated she let me have a party at 19 years old at her big nice house her judgment was off word got out and like 50 people showed up it was supposed to be 10 people tops guys kept coming up to me joking they were going to duck my mom tonight never thought it would happen i was wrong she got drunk stupid drunken took first a 21 year old guy to her bedroom and gave him a [ __ ] he wasn't just any other guy he was my childhood best friend's brother who she had know since he was in elementary school she wasn't done yet she then takes the guy she knew i thought was gorgeous to her room and when i went to the bathroom the next morning i spotted him laying naked in her bed at 35 years old walking my dog a 10 year old left his friends and followed me on his bike he offered messages which i attempted to politely decline it was hard to avoid laughing at him and told him the request was inappropriate and illegal he kept following me insisted he is very good at it and finally asked to just put it in my butt disclaimer not a mother just motherish age my kid is still way too young to have creepy friends but my little brother is 15 and his friends haven't learned volume control yet so that gives me my hints that i'm a milf shudders at the thought of 15 year old boys anyway creepiest was when i was pregnant and my little brother's friend ran up and started rubbing my bump and telling me how he loved pregnant woman and the things he would do to me my brother punched the creepy little duck and escorted him out switched for me i'm a dude who works with kids of different age groups there have actually been a number of peers of my clients who would eye me up or would just find dumb reasons to try to talk to me damn why can't i have this kind of success with women my age or older there were a few cute teachers though nsfw i have one with maybe an exceptional two to the question friends crazy mother she was nasty i was 26 imagine she was late 40s early 50s okay not a great i was a youngster in high school kid story but it was a friend's mom one night i had been drinking called to see if my buddy was home he says no acting weird has always yet had a little i'm ready for sexy time in her voice i'm drunk seriously only way i had the balls to do this with her being nasty as dark me horny is duck and just shyness in general so i ask her what she is up to this was 94 so i can't quote exactly along the lines of come over and find out okay now i go to the door living room is dark i knock she calls me in there she is laying in a nightgown on the couch now when i say crazy it's a family thing the grandmom is at the steps and all she says is i knew you all will get together and goes upstairs how she knew she didn't just bat it crazy southern drawl she and her now deceased husband moved the gang three other grandsons daughter up to philly burb sometime in the late 80s not sure mississippi makes sense i became friends with the sun realizing that he was old enough to grow into the hillbilly-ish person he was so there were differences i was weird to him i imagine although i didn't have a spare car tire in my living room okay back to my milf so i go to the couch and we start making out no time wasted i'm feeling her nasty titties rubbing her [ __ ] we do the flip and what happened next i'll never understand she gave me the most amazing blow job i ever had to that point maybe to this day it wasn't just a [ __ ] she was doing other amazing things i didn't even know what i imagine if there was a move in seinfeld that itch was doing it i couldn't see her was playing with her [ __ ] as horny and drunk i was no way was i eating that [ __ ] anyway whatever she's doing was incredible and i ended blowing a load which i imagine she swallowed i don't know there was no mess but it didn't feel it in her mouth when i exploded but it was mind-blowing she was a master then it hit me guilt what in the name of all holy duck did i do oh i'm up and ready to leave disgusted as duck but guess what she's still in a making out mood now i felt like i was in hell so disgusted in an eating dog kind of way when she finally released me from her death grip she hinted about how we could do this again lsd would have had to be involved if that were the case actually coke would have done the job but it never happened again next day at work i feel like a man who was gang raped by a group of guys i was disgusted to my very core the day was unbearable i go home to my app after work and not five minutes i get a bang bang bang on my door look out the window her son holy duck it was an aggressive bang he looked hyper i was crapping my pants not necessarily that he could beat the it out of me but he had that my mom sucked your d on the down low [ __ ] strength that was my thinking he comes in starts chatting we order a pizza thank god he doesn't know so i casually asked him what he did last night he says went to bed early was tired and had to get up for work i asked him with a gulp what time and he says 8 wtf i was there around 10 his mom lied just to be clear his room is in his mom's basement now i know he knows which adds extra special nuttiness to the family we weren't clothes clothes but enough that i knew about the weirdness but didn't realize the scope but still he's cool i'll hang out with people of different whatever i'm not better than anyone just saying because i had other friends who questioned why i hung out with him i told them i guess i attract weirdos short of them for being that way by the way mom friend or mom never mention it again 49 now see him in passing here and there but that's about it to add to how he's probably not the only one with the weird family i later tell my younger three years brother of mine and he laughs so hard he tells me of all the times we sat and drank at his house he thought about warting around after hoping he could hit it sorry this story may or may not suck my writing is horrible if someone could make it better i would be honored a lot of good graphic six seaman metaphors were probably missed out on duck the commas periods paragraphs and whatever tl doctor friend's mother gave me an amazing [ __ ] when i was drunk and he was supposedly not home didn't get caught i was 26 she was late 40s early 50s and nasty still friends mom so there edit of course i did too thanks for all the kind comments for my first storytelling attempt plus the positive cancer comments appreciate that one of my friends in high school called my married mom at work and asked her out oh my god was she ever pissed off so opposite side of this capital i being the horny 17 year old i was had a friend whose mom was an absolute knockout i'm talking everything your horny teenage brain could ever whack it too for one night my friend was staying over at my house and his mom needed to get my number for emergency purposes this was about a week before i turned 18. capital i at first jokingly attempt to flirt with her and show my young bravado then it worked about two weeks after i turned 18 she picked me up in her car my buddy had no idea and still to this day doesn't took me to this motel she was in an unhappy marriage and i proceeded to live out every milf hungry teenage boy's dream for about five minutes i have never learned so much in five minutes in all my life and because of the experience i feel like i'm a much better lay if you have a chance to sleep with an older woman i highly recommend it [Music] you

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