HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE WORLD, I GUESS // H&M REACTIONS

welcome back guys to another reaction video and this is gonna be something different set into the history of the entire world I guess I don't think this is comedy or anything this is more of a suggestion yeah okay okay why not we're about to get 20 minutes of almost twenty minutes of the history of the entire world I feel like that's not enough time all right let's just get this started hi you're on a rock floating in space pretty cool boy some of its water it actually most of its water I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat it's sad I'm sad I miss you long time ago actually never and also now nothing is nowhere when never makes sense right like I said it didn't happen nothing was never anywhere that's why it's and everywhere it's been so everywhere you don't need a where you don't even need a win that's how every it gets forget this I want to be something know someone do something I want things to change I want to invent time and space and I know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened I just don't know when to start and that's exactly where it started I'm positive I think there's a universe now what's it made of that's a thing in a place don't like it try a new place at a different time try to stick together because the world is going to get bigger and emptier but it's not empty yet it's still very full and about a jillion degrees great news the quarks are now happily married in groups of three credit proton or a neutron and there's something else flying around to that once they join in but can't because it's still too the neutrons are now happily married to each other time even doubled up great news the electrons have now joined in congratulations the world is now a bunch of gas in space but it's getting closer together and it's getting closer together just got made some stars burn out and die bigger stars burn out and die with passion that makes a brand new way crazier more interesting stars to be made and the die and explosion so now star set cool stuff around like rocks ice and funny clouds which can make some very interesting things like this ball of flaming rocks for example oh you just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks and it kind of made a mess which is its mother a date those rocks might have had water inside them and now there's hot steam in the sky weather update cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava weather update it's raining severe flooding alert the entire world is now an ocean what something's cool like a plant or an animal now a microscopic speck it lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup which is being served hot and fresh made from gnarly space ingredients leftover from when it was raining rocks or whatever oh yeah and it can do that it has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build another one in itself so that's pretty nifty I would say tired of living at the bottom of the ocean technique you can convert sunlight into food now there's oxygen everywhere in the skies blue then the earth might have been a snowball for a while maybe even a couple of times it's a sponge it's a plan it's a worm and some other types of weird strange water boats a strange fish it's I remember learning stuff but we're still hey can we go on land no son is it deadly Vaser no can't watch it and there's no food yet so I don't care okay will you learn to walk if there's plants up here maybe set some bugs okay [Music] works for me and now everything's huge including bugs want to see a map of the land sure now everything's dead I'm just getting here the survivors keep your eye on this one because it's about to become the dinosaurs here's another map of the lab yeah broke apart don't worry about it does it all time here comes a meteor here come the mammals look at those breasts now they're gonna dominate the world and one of them just learned how to grab stuff and walk know like walk like that and grab stuff at the same time and bang rocks together to make pointed rocks ouch and some things I'm fired yo make crazy sounds with their voice which can mean different things and now they're everywhere almost what you can walk over here cool well I guess we're stuck here now let's review there's people on the planet and they're chasing their food bucket time to plant some grass look at this I control the food now now everyone don't want to be my friend and live near me let's all build houses except mine is bigger because I own the food this is great I wonder if anyone else is doing this tired of using rocks for everything use metal its underground better farming was just invented in a sweet dank Valley right in between these two rivers and the animals are helping yes it's more food and more people who came to buy the food now I need people to help make the food and keep track of the sales and I need houses for people to live and people to make the houses and now there's more people and they invent things which makes things better and more people come out and forming more people to make more things for more people and now this business money writing laws power exude to a dank river valley near you the horse is probably being tamed why isn't my metal so lame and lumpy tired of using lame sad metal introducing bronze made with special ingredient tin from the Far Lands of tin land I don't know my dealer won't tell me where he gets it all so guess what [Music] now we're getting somewhere [Music] the Middle East is getting more complicated maybe because it's in the middle of the East not not a clop clop it's the people with horses and they made an empire and then Eduardo's copied their horses thanks I'll look it must be the Greeks or a beta version of the Greeks let's check in with the Indus River Valley Civilization they're gone guess who's not gone maybe those first people [Music] you can make a religion out of this there's the Bronze Age collapse also can you switch to a metal that's a little easier to find Thanks look who came back to Israel it's the 12 tribes of Israel and just one though he's got like a 10-step program here's some each heads must be the home books the Phoenicians make some colonies the Greeks copy their idea that makes some colonies the Phoenicians made a colony so big it makes colonies here comes the Assyrian Empire never mind it's the Babylonian media Wow that's big ah the Buddha was just enlightened who's the Buddha this guy who sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that we're all dying you can make a religion out of this China just broke but while I was breaking confucius was figuring out how to have good morals the greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff and right over here Alexander just had the idea of conquering the entire Persian Empire it's a great idea he was great and now he's dead hopefully the rest of the gang will be able to share the Empire even lay between them Hawking Chandra Gupta he says get the hell out of here will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants okay thanks bye [Music] but what about this part that's the Tamil Kings no one conquers the Tamil kings the telecast regions probably and they've got space I'd like to buy the spices Lee said the Arabian swiftly going in and selling it to the rest of the world they trying to put itself back together again with good morals as their main philosophy actually they have three main philosophies ISM out here that or snowman's run wild and free and they would like to ransack your city let's check the Greek vacation levels of the Greek of five kingdoms great education overlaid by said the Parthian spy said the Jews high said the Parthian taking over the entire place Hayes said the Romans seating the entire Mediterranean for breakfast thanks for invading our homeland said the Jews and we're starting to get tired of people invading their homeland hi everything's great said some guy who seems to be getting very popular and is then arrested and killed for being too popular which only makes it more popular you can make a religion out of this one silk now you can buy it from China they just made a [Music] are you together safe new trade routes said idea accidentally spreading their religion to the entire southeast it's a good place for epic trading Kingdom there goes Buddhism traveling up the Silk Road I wonder if it'll reach China before it collapses again remember the Persian Empire yup set the Persians making a new one Aksum is getting so powerful they would like to build a long stick as anyone populated Madagascar yet let's do it together okay across the sahara desert set the empire selling lots of gold and slaves hi I live in the Roman Empire and I was wondering no actually okay sure said Constantine moving the capital way over here to be closer to his being right don't worry about Rome it won't fall it's [Music] there's the Gupta Empire not Chandra Gupta just Gupta first name Chandra the first kiss isn't a barbarian on Romans said the Romans being invaded by non romans r.i.p roman empire actually just half of that the other half is just fine but it's not in Rome anymore so let's give it a new name so and here's a huge city population everyone at the goat trails have taken over the entire Eurasian steppe great job coke Turks how's India broken China [Music] Japan has a kingdom it's the sunrise kingdom real God whispers in Muhammad's here so he goes down to the kubera worships gods and he tells them their gods are all fake and everyone got so mad at him when they had to leave town and go to a different town you can make a religion out of this and maybe conquer the world as well the Roman Empire is long gone but somehow the Pope is saw the Pope plus there's new kingdoms oh I wonder if there's room for Wars here's all the wisdom in a house it's the Baghdad House of Wisdom just in time for these Nanak Golden Age let's bring stuff to the coast and sell it and become the Swahili on the Swahili coast said the Swahili on the Swahili coast deliver this type of space you have to go through to get from here to there someone who owns that now want to get enlightened in the middle of nowhere the franks have the biggest Kingdom in Europe and the Pope is so proud that he invites the King over for Christmas surprise you're the new Roman Emperor said the Pope pretending to still be part of the Roman Empire then the freaks broke their Kingdom until what will later be called France and not France and the northerners are just norse if you don't have much time or exploring they go north from the north to the northern north and they find some land two types of land and they name them accordingly they also invade some other places that give up many names such as Vikings there's the ruse the Cuban roots are there Vikings I don't think so said the Kevin is okay fair enough the Pope is ready to make some more emperors of the Roman Empire the Holy Roman Empire it's actually Germany but don't worry about it new king knows which brand betrayer mine's better mine's better mine's better time to conquer England said William it's a bird it's a plane it's the seljuqs we need help they need help so they call the Pope hey Pope can you help us get rid of the seljuqs maybe take back the Holy Land on the way come on I know you want to take back the Holy Land yes I do actually want to do that lets do a crusade they didn't say some of which almost didn't fail but at least it's got some sweet trade deals goodbye Mayans goodbye Toltecs hello this is it look at those mounds there's the Pueblo I always wondered how to build a town in a cliff guess who's here c'mere we're here and pecan is there Vietnam unconquered itself Korea just became itself in Japan is so addicted to art that the military might have to take over the government China just invented bombs and pooping and the Mongols just invaded most of the universe nice goin Genghis but that will last a long time some of the Islamic Turks were unaffected by the Mongol invasions because they were busy invading India is it Tonga time I think it's Tonga time I just found out where this will Haley gets all her gold look at this Chad means like there's an empire there right in the middle of the king of Mali is so rich he's going on tour to let everyone know wow that guy's rich everyone said the Christians are doing a great job rhe conquering Iberia which will soon be called Spain and not Spain please remain Christian we will check in later to see if you're still Christian when you least expect whoops half of Europe just stopped John is back yay hey come here time to share new kingdoms here and there Oh Luke who controls all the islands it's the Maha Chopin Raja - Raja maha Paget not Vijaya ha oh you lose much time for them to care a lot about heart in the ancient classics it's kind of like a rebirth here's a printer let's make books so you think you can conquer the Byzantine Empire yep said the Ottoman Turks nice job Ottoman Turks whoops you missed a spot don't forget to ban Europe from the Indian spice trade what that's Portugal spices wait said Christopher Columbus probably smoking croc if the world is round let's go this way to India now don't worry we already got this at Portugal so Chris goes to Spain his feign want to hire me to find India by going right back in the world no please no please no please okay so he sails into the ocean and discovers more ocean and then discovers the Indies and Japan let's draw a line to decide who gets which half of the world the Aztec and Inca empires are off to a great start I wonder if they know that Europe just discovered their continent perhaps birds are marrying into so many royal families they might have to start marrying each other move over Lithuania here comes a bus count Ivan wants to make Russia great again move over Timur it's maybe go ahead India or something kurz you just made Persian Persian again let's make it the other kind of Islam the one where we thought the first guy should have been the other God we Christians do you sin now you can buy your way out of hell that's this whole thing is that's a scam the church here's ninety five reasons why said Martin Luther King his new book which might have accidentally started the Protestant Reformation you know what will be magnificent said Suleiman wearing an onion hat what if the Ottoman Empire was really big which it is now what if Russia was big said Ivan trying not to be terrible Portugal had a dream that they controlled the entire Indian Ocean including the spice trade and then that dream was real and Spain realized that this is not India but they pillaged it anyway damn said England and France we've got to start pillaging some stuff then the Dutch Revolt and all the hipsters moved to Amsterdam damn said Amsterdam we got to start pillaging some stuff question 1 billion through North America no but at least there's beaver question to steal the spice trade that's not a question but the Dutch stated anyway guess where all the sugars made in Brazil stolen in the Caribbean and it's so goddamn profitable you might forget to not do slavery the next thing on Russia's to-do list is to get bigger Britain and France are having a friendly discussion about who should control the entire world more specifically to Ohio and it escalates into a 7-year discussion giving crush' a chance to show Austria who's boss but what about Britain and France did they figure out who's boss yes they did it's Britain guess who's broke also Britain so I start taxing the hell out of America you says America declaring their independence and fighting for it and France helps them win now Frances broke and Britain will have to send their prisoners to a different color wait if Francis broke why do the king and queen still wear such fancy dresses let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off said Robespierre cutting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mancubs head off you can make a rule it no don't baby is starting to like the idea revolution especially the slaves who free themselves by killing their masters why didn't we think of this before wait who's in charge of France now said Napoleon trying to take over Europe luckily they banished him to an island but he that banished him to another island there goes Latin America becoming independent in the latin-american Wars of Independence Britain just figured out how to turn steam into power so now they can make different types of machines and factories with machines then they invent some trains and conquer India and maybe put some trains there hey China said Britain buy stuff from us no dude we already got everything says China so Britain tried to get them addicted to opium which worked actually but then China made it illegal and dumped it all into the sea so Britain threw a hissy fit and made them open up five cities and give them an island Britain and Russia are playing a game where they try to stop each other from conquering Afghanistan also the Sultan of Oman that's just where he lives in here just had a revolution and they would like to govern themselves now nope said Britain governing them even harder than before mm-hmm technology is about to go crazy the United States finally figured out whether slavery is good or bad it's bad they decide and then they continued manifesting their destiny which is to kill the rest of the natives and take their land and maybe kick out the Mexicans to brave Africa said Europe scrambling to see you could rape at the fascist government cranes are still hungry the United States ran out of destiny to manifest so they're looking for more wait Spain controls Cuba Oh blame something on them and go to war what should we blame on Spain let's blame the Maine on Spain so they blame the Maine on Spain now our business to celebrate they kick panama out of Panama and make a canal connecting the two oceans Britain just found oil in the Middle East it makes of course China is so tired of being bossed around that they delete their old government and make a new stronger government which is accidentally weaker and controlled by a guy from the previous government era peasant had a war since the last war so they start World War one look at those guns it's gonna be a great war so great we won't need a second one after it's over they blew Germany Russia went on strike and the workers overthrew the government now everyone's paycheck is the same kind of ISM in the Soviet Union the Arabs are both of Britain helps now the Ottoman Empire is gone so we can give the Jewish people please to hopefully the Arabs won't mind let's cut the cake set Sykes into Co carving up the remains of the not-so Ottoman anymore Empire except Turkey to supreme news okey then the Saudis conquer Arabia it just seemed like the right thing to do yes it's the 1920s collar let's get in the car and drive to a party and listen to jazz on the radio we'll go to the movies the economy's great and it'll prolly be great forever just kidding Germany's back featuring Hitler the angry mustache model he's mad at the Jews for existing Japan has finally conquered the East and they're so excited they raped Nanking way too hard they should probably just deny him Hitler's out of control so the international community tackles him and tries to explain why killing all the Jews is a bad idea but he kills himself before they could explain it to him that's bonus round Pacific showdown United States versus Japan fighting finish it let's unite all the nations and have some peace seems legit hi I'm Gandhi and if Britain doesn't get the hell out of India I'm going to start myself in public wow that worked bonus now there's Pakistan actually to Pakistan's one of them can be Bangladesh later the Jews in the Arabs finally figured out which one of them should live in the Holy Land leave they both said at the same time let's divide up the land so everyone's happy look out China there's a new China in China what's on the menu communism no thanks said the other China escaping to an island I wonder which one is that much there's the Korean War Korea vs. Korea nobody wins then it's on pause forever let's meet the sponsors oh it's the two global superpowers they're having a friendly debate over which economic system is good and which one is an evil virus of Satan and they both have atom bombs fight wait no that will be the end of the world let's just keep it cool and spy on each other instead and make sure we have enough atom bombs I'll race you to space now let's make some more countries fight themselves Europe is tired of pillaging other continents on the continents they were pillaging you're tired of being pillaged so here's a new map with new countries now you can't tell who they're being pillaged by the United States finally decided whether racism is good or bad it is Saturday it's bad and the world agrees South Africa might need another minute to think about it let's check the world population whoa okay technology is better - that might keep happening Soviet Union decides to relax a little accidentally falls apart Europe makes it Union so now they can all use the same money except Britain because they don't feel like it let's check them out surprise it's on the computer what someone just attacked America I bet they'll remember that phone call surprise it's in your pocket want to learn everything surprise it's on the computer now your phone's a computer which is in your pocket whoops the economy just crashed don't worry the big banks won't fail because they're not supposed to surprise flying robots with bombs won't learn to bring some people have no friends some people have no food the globe is warming [Music] let's save the planet said everybody not knowing how let's invent a thing inventor said the thing inventor inventor after being invented by a thing inventor that's pretty cool by the way where the hell are we [Music] mine is blown yeah that was actually pretty awesome it was it was pre entertaining giving that very educational very energy holiday honestly if they had shown me this in history class back when I was in high school or something I'd probably be more interested in I loved history class anyways yeah that was definitely entertaining I like the way they just adds a little bit of comedy in there whoever bill words is that was pretty good dude yeah it's crazy though because I remember I still remember more than 3/4 of what he is saying in history so much information and now you have to add Oh 2020 Crona virus all right yeah the world gets hit with the buyers and put on pause I like that the beginning there is always a little stick figures oh I know no I couldn't be way the beginning there was nothing nothing absolutely nothing and but those everything but nothing everything I mean I know he was going with this I was like what do you think and as soon as you said quirks I was like oh you went way to the beginning damn you no way yeah we have to show that to the kids when they're older oh yeah it was a good video props to the guy who made it mm-hmm all right guys you guys enjoyed that video please watch the rest of our other videos I know this one was different definitely more education with all the other ones that we've had yeah this one has a little bit of comedy into it mostly educational but I like this I thought it was a good good change oh yeah I actually kind of wanted to make more like this and all that note thank you guys for watching yet another reaction video and as always we'll catch y'all later [Music]

Channel: Miguel Rivera

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Rating: 4.8851404 out of 5

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Length: 21min 59sec (1319 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 03 2020