Hey Steve: Two Household Marriage?

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- So Steve, I recently just moved to L.A. about seven months ago. I left behind a three year relationship. We lived together, two separate bedrooms, because that's what I wanted. I just can not be underneath a guy 24 hours a day. So, now he wants to move to L.A. Now he's talking marriage. He also wants kids and I absolutely do not want kids. Not only that, I don't even want to be in the same household. I want a two separate household marriage. - Wait, you want a what? - I want a two separate household marriage. Don't judge me, because... - I'm just listening. - OK. - I'm going to judge you in a minute. - Alright. - I just need to hear. - Alright, so... - Oh, the judging coming. I just need to hear all the facts. So you want a two household marriage? OK? - Correct. Um, he knows a little bit that I don't want the kids. He doesn't know yet that I want the separate household marriage. So before he moves out here to L.A., I hadn't told him yet. So I don't know if he's going to go for it. So I'm asking you from a man's standpoint, um, what do you think? - You want this judging now? - Yeah. - Why you all even talking about marriage? - OK, well why can't have, I mean, what's the problem with a two separate household marriage? What is the problem with that? But who said that's not a marriage? Who made that? Why you can not be in two separate places? - Why do we have a problem with two household marriages? 'Cause ain't nobody in here married living in two households. - OK. - [Steve] Go ahead, go ahead. - No, OK, but everybody also in the audience don't live the same either. So, this is my life. So, I'm just asking. - Yeah, it's your life baby. You can do what you want to do. I'm just, you said from a male perspective. - Yeah. - You want me... ...to marry you and go live in another house. - [Female Guest] Right. - What you think I'm going to be doing in this other house? - No, OK. - I'm just, I'm just, I'm just I'm just from the male perspective. - OK. I didn't say. OK, but you can come over. (crowd laughs uproariously) - OK, let, OK, let me ask you this question. - OK. - Why do you want to be married? - I don't necessarily have to be married. - [Steve] OK. - I don't, but he wants to, and I do love him. - OK, do you think a marriage can survive if you all live in two households in the same city? - [Female Guest] Yes, I do, I do. - Who else feels that way? She feels that way. OK, watch this, I'm going to help you out. Stand up, ma'am. You think that could work? - Yes, I do. - OK now, just stop. I believe you, that's OK. You ready? Are you married? - No. - OK. (crowd applauds jeeringly) - The only other person in here that thinks what you said is a good idea is the other pretty lady that ain't married. I'm just, OK, let me help you out. Ma'am, see the lady right here with the black. Yes, go to her, right here You can stay seated, ma'am. Are you married, ma'am? - Yes, I am. - [Steve] How long you been married? - 40 years. (crowd cheers enthusiastically) - Let me ask you a question, ma'am. Would the man sitting next to you, would that happen to be your husband? - Absolutely. - Let me ask you something. Could you go into that house you all been living in for 40 years and tell him that you want a separate house? - Hell no! (crowd cheers supportively) - See, sometimes I just like to change "hey Steve" into "hey everybody." Thank you, hey folks we'll be right back. Hey, you made it to the end of this video. I got a lot more that you're going to enjoy, so just click to watch the next one. And make sure you subscribe to always know what's happening.
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Channel: Steve TV Show
Views: 1,157,182
Rating: 4.8475046 out of 5
Keywords: steve, comedy, humor, laugh, funny, Steve Harvey, steve harvey
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Length: 5min 5sec (305 seconds)
Published: Mon Nov 05 2018
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