Hating on Celebrity Houses

guys today we're going to be looking at some celebrity houses and not as much judging them ourselves we will do a little bit of that I'm down to do that I'm done I'm not a judge some houses eff it but mostly we're gonna be judging what other people think of celebrity houses I know a little bit meta bear with me okay stay with me here uh there's this Instagram account Zillow gone wild celebrity homes and they just post celeb homes and who's selling to who and who's buying and blah blah right it's just like rich people buying houses but like people can't stand celebrity houses that's what I realize I think I read like one positive comment on on any of these I mean just just look here's one the weekend just bought this Bel Air California home for 70 million dollars 33 000 square feet nine bedrooms 1.6 acres of land it includes an indoor sports Court an indoor pool a movie theater a gym and a music studio right look at the pictures right I mean look look at this [ __ ] picture okay these [ __ ] like just these pool chairs called me poor just now just these little [ __ ] right here and the fact that there's only two beside this giant pool minimal as hell sick as [ __ ] look at this picture during the day holy hell look at this indoor pool sorry I'm getting a little turnt up right now look at this room what do you what room even is this what room is this just the tree couch room hey girl we're hanging in the tree couch room a table that looks like it should be one but it's separated for some reason I mean it's a 33 000 square foot house right maybe it's not your style right maybe you don't like the Aesthetics whatever it's a gigantic mega mansion look at this first comment why do so many of these places make it look like being super rich is boring as hell boring boring boring it's 30 000 square feet of fun in this house you're not hear me before there's an indoor pool there's a music studio in it that sounds like a lot of fun to me it sounds like hours and hours worth of fun every single day there's an indoor sports court for God's sake yes this house is extremely egregious nobody needs 33 000 square feet to live in at all but I'm not gonna sit here and say that would be boring it would be awesome blinded by the price good one I mean it's the [ __ ] weekend he's probably worth like half a billion dollars by now every single person and their mom and their mom's mom's Grandmom has been playing his [ __ ] song since he played the Super Bowl all right he's fine 70 million is nothing to this guy wish people would donate that amount of money instead of spending it on pointless [ __ ] yeah I mean you know he could have bought a few more pool chairs you know what is what if he has more than four people that want to sit down by the pool I mean I agree like every single comment look at this too much why does anyone need that much space insane no one needs this yeah I know no one needs it but there's not one positive comment on here that looks like this house looks pretty cool it does look [ __ ] cool guaranteed if you walked into the front door of this house you wouldn't be like dude Abel man seriously nobody needs this much so you'd be like wait there's an indoor sports Court show me where that is let's look at another one here Kanye Kanye just bought this Malibu California home for 57 million dollars that's a lot it was previously owned by Richard Sachs who had dated Ashley Olsen it's 3 600 square feet four bedrooms four and a half bathrooms 5600 square foot lot kinda has like a mental hospital look a little bit you know I do like how like clean and minimal it is though that's [ __ ] beautiful right there to me that's beautiful but that's the point people have different tastes Kanye obviously likes this his last house with Kim was like entirely white remember that like that one also looked more like a mental hospital pretty weak house for 57 million dollars beaches overrated beaches overrated what I disagree no I mean I obviously 57 million for a house that anywhere else in this country would be like I don't know single digit Millions is absurd 57 million dollars is [ __ ] absurd it's absurd but it's Malibu it's [ __ ] Malibu it's like the most sought after place in North America imagine paying 57 million and being two feet from your neighbor what if your neighbor is a [ __ ] G what if he's cool as hell what if he has a sick barbecue every weekend and he smokes meats or something must be a joke 57 million dollars why because of supply and demand my friend that's why look at the prices of the houses in Malibu just look at them it's on the [ __ ] beach in Malibu the ocean gonna be owning that home in about 10 years yeah can't really argue with that one I don't know if Oceanside real estate is the best investment but again it's Kanye West he's a billionaire he's a literal billionaire 57 million dollars is nothing to him I'm sorry but what makes a four bed 5600 square foot lot house worth 57.3 million a dumbass who is willing to pay that price or a literal billionaire could be that too not saying it's right just saying he's got a billion dollars and so he can afford it a giant tsunami wave could come and swallow this one house and he could just buy the one next to it and again 57 million dollars or not it'd be pretty [ __ ] cool to live on the beach so Kanye if you're watching this Tanya since it's making its rounds here's Pharrell's former Beverly Hills home which sold for 14 million dollars back in September 2020 it has 17 000 square feet 10 bedrooms and 11 baths someone said it's just a community college somehow kind of looks like he decided to move into a high-end shopping mall owned it's a converted office complex Get Wrecked Pharrell is that the koi pond Michael Scott felon yeah [ __ ] roasted [ __ ] what about your stupid hat too remember that probably 57 hooks that you can hang it in this house getting a lot of airport terminal Vibes look these are the pictures yeah I mean it's yeah it's kind of Mall Vibe a little bit it's just a little bit older a little bit dated I mean it's still [ __ ] beautiful though look at this listen again I'm not like dude you're giving these rich people too much heat I'm just saying that these structures are beautiful I can appreciate homes I like homes and just because it's owned by like a notable person people are like we need to roast this that does look like a university though you know I Chuck up more Park Community College on this and I'd be like yeah totally where do I apply bad girl Riri just listed this Beverly Hills home for rent for 80k a month which she bought back in March for 13.8 million built in 1938 but recently remodeled okay look at these pictures right wow gorgeous that's a really nice kitchen really nice kitchen beautiful backyard sick view from the bed imagine opening doors and just having a [ __ ] Breeze like that sick backyard look at that like little Terrace pool area this is so sick I'm a fan of this right first first comment this house was built in 1938 it's been stripped of any character or taste no dog it's been stripped of mold it looks like a wannabe trendy Hotel all of this stuff is going out of style quickly and people are going to regret ruining so many beautiful old homes you know what's been out of style for a while the stuff from 1938. the bathroom is making me dizzy and nauseous what that's your impression from this series of pictures yeah it's a little bit noisy but it's still cool Ben Simmons just bought this Hidden Hills home for 17 million dollars 12 000 square feet built in 2021s look at this how spectacular that is I mean I'm not a really a fan of chandeliers but like these are still somewhat cool look at that that's nothing screams cozy and homie like steel beams and two ginormous chandeliers two I kinda hate it this space is so ominous and terrifying to me Sophie T and Joe Jonas have listed their Encino home for 16 million dollars nine bed 11 bath 15 000 square feet look at this that's the front that's the back first comment 16 mil with a front garage only in California I park my car ever gloves and sputniks not a fan of modern light fixtures hey how about the [ __ ] tree in the backyard that alone is incredible look at the pool yeah I don't know about the light fixtures though oh is that a Sputnik hey Sophie Turner Joe Jonas thank you so much for having me over for dinner uh it was lovely to be here for five seconds but I cannot stand those Globe light fixtures you have disgusting I'm leaving bye also what the [ __ ] you gotta say about Globes huh what's wrong with modern light fixtures huh sorry I'm Turnt Up right now Zac Efron just sold his Los Feliz home for 5.3 million dollars Betty walks around naked all the time in that home okay Christine pump the brakes relax this is public the amount of DNA in that home is going to be crazy what what do you mean like come why what are you people doing did he pick out that bathroom rug it matches nothing else I don't understand you realize most of these are like staging pictures like they're not there it's not their Furniture it might be but it probably isn't this is probably for when it was built Lil Wayne just bought this Hidden Hills CA home for 15 million dollars so boring and uninteresting I don't understand what what will please you people you put a little complicated marble in the bathroom and all of a sudden it's [ __ ] making you dizzy you take it out and now it's too boring YouTuber Amber Chamberlain just listed her West Hollywood home for 3.9 million dollars how utterly depressing I think it's [ __ ] cool pointless pool [Laughter] wait did I like that by accident [ __ ] yeah what [ __ ] it would be cool if it wasn't for that fake pool over there we all know that it's not real water it's pointless okay you can't jump in there and cool down on a hot summer day you can't because it's a fake pool you're not no you're not tricking anyone four million dollars and you got a view of power lines outside your bathroom window yeah because it's in a city is that not the case in every single urban city where do you live that you can't see power lines I can't live somewhere with so many right angles Okay so now it's the walls that are throwing you off is that what it is it's just Square rooms not you're not a fan Jerry Seinfeld just listed this Telluride Telluride I don't know Co home for 14 million bucks first comment nicer than his New York apartment what do you think my new place yeah that's [ __ ] nicer than your other shitty place isn't saying much okay random person okay now this house sucks ass oh my God what tears are those what the [ __ ] is this little art piece right here that sucks it's so small what is it the smallest art piece in the world was you get a little [ __ ] baby as an artist and give them a little canvas and tell them go ahead go ahead little baby artist make the smallest heartbeats in the world put it up on the wall and we're gonna sell this house for 13 million dollars disgusting I would leave if I got invited there all right that's it and if you're wondering why things cost what they cost it's because the vast majority of the times there's someone there willing to pay for it so anyways bye [Music]

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Length: 11min 56sec (716 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 24 2021