HARDEST FIGHT SO FAR | South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Part 10

design jackaboy man and welcome back to South Park the fractured but whole we just hoped Craig and tweek totally drink too much last night even with hilarious haha shut up we just hooked Craig and tweek up sort their love out and now we're moving on I think we have to head back to the [ __ ] lair pretty quickly cuz now I have enough Mike to be on through it i 542 mite which is really really good oh I could also go over and help butters I might go help butters because you know what dammit I like this game too much I don't want to rush through it I don't want to just do the story missions kidding because I like it and I don't I want to see where the story goes I want to see all the outcomes to everything and do all the side missions that's the type of gamer that I am I just really like this world and all the superheroes and I like borders as well now I'm talking okay your audio kinda car lady alright butters is in the bank what are we doing in the bank thanks for coming you keep all right this is the person you wish to have co-sign for you that's correct see I had a bunch of minions to help me destroy the town but my plan didn't actually come to fruition so I'm unable to pay the meaning of this thing and it's gone guy can do is set up an LLC for you which we can use to fund a money market account co-signed by your friend here whose house we can put a lien on to an overseas investment behind each guy [Laughter] what's gone your friends house it's got owned by a company in Hong Kong now thank you you have a nice day take it away yeah you're not too good at this economic stuff huh perhaps your friend should play yeah you play new kid round and round she goes where she stops nobody knows all right Kate try your luck okay oh I actually have to do a thing so this is an episode in South Park where the way they went to do stuff about the banks that it was trained to take the piss out of the banks how everything they did was just immediately gone but they had no idea what they're doing try look at the spin a wheel game spin at the real game bonus is to earn money and move up in economics class without bankrupt okay so this is this is a nicer job at the banking and economic system the fact that you could just it's just spinning up here god knows what the [ __ ] you'll end up with that's only random number generator knows get your classic bag to the next economic level but go bankrupt your level will drop a good market manipulation put a stop no whammies okay mark median price press to stop no whammies okay okay don't go bankrupt don't go bankrupt don't go bankrupt don't do it it's real estate yes you've got the taxpayer bailout bonus when you land on bankruptcy it's the taxpayers that take the head cool okay I'm gonna use this okay that way yes fund Oh short sale trade bankruptcies and investments for one turn risky [ __ ] I didn't do that well I should have picked a better one I'm uh yeah the money symbols next to them should have gone for the green the Blues crap swap bankruptcy spots for cash plus vice versa okay [Music] bailout relief from the common man Oh God I didn't [ __ ] realize what was happening can I use this are Carnac [ __ ] it up hurry I [ __ ] it up oh thank god we did it whoa Louis Costa almost lost two houses they didn't have dinner these children just got a loan for over eighty thousand dollars to pay immigrant workers their salaries you can be a winner - just keep on trying people here's your check it oh [Music] can i play more I only take pictures with the filthy rich oh so to get his picture you have to do the game a bunch of times to get rich all right step up everyone's a winner except for the poor think about your nest eggs come on don't do it ever know I wanted to play again no this one I mean dumb but fun because of their gender choice and sexuality and stuff no those are those other guys we just want our job babe oh well let's get your job and make fun of them for their former self identification okay hey dick yeah is anybody I can swap out I can use mysterion and they haven't been using him I want to use mysterion I don't know what his powers aren't he's probably worse than Wonder or not or Tupperware oh he looks so happy but I wanna I want to play with him all right jobs germs d'oeuvres says it on his little pamphlet all right let's [ __ ] kick it into high gear show them some minions made in America speaking of minions whoo hey can I bring some out yes finally here we go vamanos okay he's ready okay I can use you to kick the [ __ ] out of them nice oh I'm sorry but no I'm have to put a slap a big old no Perino on that one my brother yeah I did a lot of damage microaggression bunch of it it ain't nice take that you're damn thick and tear out of the street friggin kids they're not kids I am kids please more adelson kids here or future American love it or get your ass kicked socialist okay it's one dirt week I do okay I'm gonna just do this here no I just mean I get to go back on disability hallelujah okay I feel like I should confuse one of you everybody's still gonna attack my guy but I'm going to confuse you anyway thanks man for time it's time for mysterion pull the foe and deal damage to punch combo with reverse talkback or executed punishing mailings okay if you do that there but I can't do it anywhere else wait can I do it over here haha I [ __ ] it up whoa you cross paths with the wrong immortal fourth grader Bashir eons awesome I like that [ __ ] ah damn it uh uh oh gee ah dang it okay but I guess I got to do this that's overkill but I still a kill oh [ __ ] I put confusion on you and I was just took it off some ultimate ready what are you doing here bad nice sorry to your left are you going to do okay : Craig wait what happened he just attacked on his own Oh God confused oh [ __ ] what's the what's your power sacrifice self to damage enemies okay I can't get all the enemies okay I just want to see what it is so I'm gonna do this one go mysterion sacrifice yourself for the greater good the greater good [Music] bad news village I'm a good guy now wait so he's in the same to attack oh wait okay I'm a my turn get this one okay they want it ah Wow the expired so I'm guessing that Kenny's attack is or miss Tyrion's attack is to kill himself because it's a throwback to you kill Kenny you bastards anybody need heals who needs it more okay butters you need the hits he go by the power of water later when Steve oh [ __ ] Mike I still confused uh-oh Oh and now god damnit weeks confused that remained two weeks - [ __ ] ghost you do or you can do a stat of satis effects confuse the photo is special terror okay I play defense down or hard to fall chilling them with a touch let me do some defense down nice okay please kill him oh hell yeah nice I'm a dick dick you jab now digging nice sick oh cool no more exp I don't have a new job for those fellas but thanks for getting new kid who knows maybe we'll start our own Legion of evil super villains one day let me put a suite up bye-bye oh that's cool is the thing about this game going to be that by the end we're all gonna team up together to take on the bike guy yes I get to play it again hey you can't lose out in the first one index fund Oh shorts Dale trade bankruptcies and investments for one turn risky so I should do that when there's a lot of bankruptcy slots on the board and bingo credit default swaps that means you burn the market manipulation bonus if you use this before span you can easily stop the spin whenever you want okay what am I looking for the greens are the blue here we go market manipulation nice insider trading bonus skills stop spin and instantly story skills subsequent I don't get what that is we got about as in play wow I get suppressor for everyone nice I'm go class you want you've attained a new classroom no I'm still going so going baby we are moving up this ladder I am going to be rich generator does give me the money give me the money yes credit default swaps ok pressed up no I mean okay I'm gonna use that when I have more bankruptcies on the Borg's I don't want to get that Bank or bro safe Ingo credit default swaps okay okay go once more like this don't land in the whammies always struck gold nice sir cash bonus turns bankruptcy spots to gold there's bankruptcy spots to gold or okay I'm going to keep the market manipulation I'm a wage slave okay so I have to take it up to difference into one percent okay this is how this is a banking works and realize that's only a random number generator knows here we go scraping by okay okay this is risky come on give me something go and give me something good whatever gives me this time I'm using immediately okay skills stop the wheel black oh if I missed it [ __ ] so I can trade bankruptcy slots for gold of [ __ ] I should have done that [Music] oh thank god okay I'm gonna do that now hey here we go here we go big money big money big game money big money for Jack oh okay okay I'm gonna do this again around and around me go keep going baby come on come on [Music] okay market manipulation time I'm comfortable if we quit this is it reset wait - keep going imma keep going baby make that money I'll have to make 34 grand oh Christ Oh immune to next bankruptcy oh yeah baby I am flush I'm about to be filthy rich come on come on I just need this one I just need this one one more and I win big Oh level is through the roof I am the 1% last one let's roll baby oh you avoid the bankruptcy yay okay [ __ ] no no I go down a little [ __ ] I got it I got it I keep getting golds so there by the wheel keeps resetting every time I get gold I just getting a free spin basically here we go here we go go again oh yeah it goes for class win big baby think big think big monies [Music] but it oh my god last one last one last one we did it baby we did it everybody your economic level is through the roof nice wait let's continue what can it what I should only continue to only a random number generator knows oh I should I should quit okay I'm immune to bankruptcy okay I got this I can do it no problem 7.5 million okay I can't go up any higher I'm quitting I'm out of course I get selfies with all my top-shelf clients I did it I'm [ __ ] filthy rich good old Benny love it wait do I do I do I actually get that money cuz that would be hilarious if I actually got that money how do I check my money I don't know with the secret happens all I know is that I made 7.5 million in no time right ok where am I going so I have to go back to the Kuhn layer now oh man all right back to the Kuhn layer we go oh sorry I farted I didn't mean to press the button alright what's the password gonna be this time no girls are not it's a month again have no idea you [ __ ] love it but I'm their friend maro he's a boy and I'm gay but for some reason I'm not attracted all right guys listen up but Lord has discovered that the freedom pals are infiltrating the police station tonight we have to get there before they do the police station I can't take down the police are you crazy yeah just let the freedom tiles go do it we can't do that guys because at approximately 10:30 a.m. this morning class II was arrested by the Buddha we made a promise if we let freedom pals go do this on their own and where the douche bag franchise they say we are but why would freedom house work with us don't forget the nuke it is all buddy-buddy with freedom pals now but Lord can trick them into an assault on the lower level of the police station and meanwhile we'll sneak in and bust classy apt you're probably going to get the Freedom House killed probably then who superhero franchise would be number one we can't make a promise flash everyone get home and get to bed we have a big job to do tonight huh I'll be all that Lord go home and wait to hear from the freedom pass can I quod class what do you want now what again with the puppy eyes are you [ __ ] kidding me right now no new kid absolutely not you cannot have another class look I'm sorry about what happened to your mother I know that you want closure but oh no I guess I don't know how I feel you're right you're right maybe you should have just one more class where the [ __ ] martial artist or plant man sir like Swamp Thing or poison ivy okay I heal I do that's all status effects [ __ ] oh but did you get that outfit that those bikes what are we a martial artist I want this one it has a dragon on it has lots of dragons in it and it's all power as a martial arts team superhero you focus your Chi I like it just speeds it up now all right here we go ku ow mother effer you took the opportunity to strike kick for knock-back defense down and slow whoa Joe you know kung fu I'm kid I don't think I know I definitely know I just kung fu your ass how they were doing with okay great focus executed your ultimate move the dragon swagger enrage all enemies in game block oh I thought it's gonna be a super damage e1 oh hell yeah nice that's cool I'm in a fortress of solitude now you can't hit me yep bring it up it flew into a blind rage bring it on can't do [ __ ] what do you want to do slow ass you broke out the ancient and powerful dragon dance dragon attacks all nearby folks do damage engineer hums oh I'm sorry Yugi no kill cred as an honorable fighter you didn't take any joy in your opponent's demise channeling your Chi into your fists you finished your flow up with a dragon forest punch oh cool oh oh mercenaire this is my favorite class so far parents door and before anything bad could happen you ran inside to protect your mouth but you were too late your dad totally [ __ ] oh man again oh I must be tearing you apart inside how people can do that to other people I just I'm so sorry anyway we've got work to do tonight I see you at the police station yeah nothing more to talk about I'll be in touch tonight after your parents think you're sleeping okay I'll change my outfit oh man so can I just change all my powers now if I want to cuz I kind of want to get rid of the fire attacks they're cool and all but more [ __ ] dragons okay powers oh and it could just change my ultimate all this time and I [ __ ] didn't the assassin takes a leap of faith targeting any enemies for evisceration and bleeding and then becomes invisible ah yes [Music] okay the martial artist challenge maximum whoosh aah and some of the drag the damages all nearby enemies or dragonforce punch CR like the range yes and I'm gonna get rid of the confusion one I think that's pretty good cool I need to figure out my team though because now my team is kind of messed up if I use some of those guys because it's kind of similar or go to your house oh I have to go back and listen to my parents argue and tell me that I'm a [ __ ] disappointment pair of clothes all right you know and that's not my house hey sorry about kicking the [ __ ] out of you earlier my bad butters told me to do it wasn't me okay you here cuz your room and sleep no dinner wait these are still eating weed brownies [Music] where's mom okay I'm gonna go into my toy box as well because I should have some items from before whoo yeah hit the blade artifact oh yeah I was talking about it before what okay whoa I was talking about it before saying that I didn't want to be soft [ __ ] club [ __ ] but I realized that because I think I got them through Amazon Prime and twitch Prime or something like that that they were just unlocked or oh no I wasn't it wasn't it was that I tried to claim rewards from that and then I went to my my you play profile on my browser and then it was asking me to unlock these things and had a [ __ ] ton of you play points anyway so I just unlocked them anyway I don't want them though I don't wanna be an assassin he do not see my Batman cost you come on man you can't be giving me this [ __ ] okay nothing goes on underneath this oh I could have cool face no no we're just gonna go to bed movin on up in the world sweetie you forgot to eat your dinner mommy put it down on the table come on did you put more of that stuff in our child's food [Music] you drunken [ __ ] [Music] I'm not having anyone choose sides go on down and eat your supper champ are those hits supposed to be making noise wait you're putting [ __ ] medicine in my food what is that doing it is that way I have a leaky [ __ ] all the time that way my food looks like it's covered in blood [Music] poor dude tonight the music so sad it's okay you are a superhero that will fight all the Jews days it's nighttime fair we realize that oh hey get dressed and meet me out front hurry the night awaits the source of all injustice was the seedy underbelly of this town I mean oh god [ __ ] okay moving on all right mysterion oh oh God oh it's unlocked this time Nik parents okay it's about time you know how hard it is to look mysterious when you're just standing around in some kids front yard it's pretty [ __ ] hard I'm glad you're with us new kid it's been tough being the only one on the team with real superpowers while all the other kids are playing and working on their franchise plans I'm stuck defending the city against evil with barely any time to work on my pitch for a Mysterio and spin-off movie it feels like a curse having these powers you know how it is because you're like me I'm sure the power of your ass weighs heavy on you there the air get to the police station and find the evidence we need uh yeah cuz cuz mysterion is Kenny and Kenny never talks either or at least he talks now and then up until the actual South Park movie that came out years ago he never once spoke a word in the whole show it was alright and people interpreted it and then in the movie he took off his hood and said goodbye you guys there was there anything he said for the longest time Oh God so I guess Kenny understands with what this kid is going through as well what's going on he wouldn't stuff in their food hey you kid shouldn't be wandering around the [ __ ] is happening is it is they gonna [ __ ] on the porch okay you're really mysterious new kid and coming from a stereo that's really high praise is this some sort of special event that's happening all right freedom pal here's the plan once we get inside the police station the toolshed of the new kid will set up a diversion and then the wait a minute what the [ __ ] yeah come on guys we've got to get inside the police station what's doing here we're here to investigate a hot lead regarding the South Park Police oh no no no this is our superhero mission Freedom Pass [ __ ] you guys do you wanna for there's a fight fellas fellas have we all forgotten there's a little girl in trouble in there fastpasses rat i suppose that just this once we should put our petty differences aside and work together alright mysterion what's the plan I think some of us should cause a diversion make the cops head towards it so the rest of us can sneak in without the cops noticing good idea turn France we'll go up the fire escape and cause a diversion so freedom pals can sneak in the front this is all pretty coincidental did you guys just steal our lead again innocent people are being arrested to a shed that's all that matters to us should be all that matters to you okay come friends at the pass game I guess good I guess stand by we gotta wait for the diversion come take a look at this also he said there's a little girl in trouble it's classy I'm sure she can handle herself humm man that's strong [ __ ] yeah does this coke seem a little off to you no no this is sweet you guys want to call some hookers what the [ __ ] who's that come on let's check it out bring the coke all right come on but Lord the coast is clear okay moving on it's time for me to try out my new powers as well I'm a super super martial artist now I can keep the [ __ ] out of everybody shot inside bulletproof glass dumbass I mean thanks whoa 600 might what the [ __ ] oh yeah oh yeah nice it's ripe for cupboards all right let's make some changes mysterion might not need you i'ma bring in window cuz she's got a good alt and she's also have to do defense down you've got the turret which is really helpful and it sets up a new enemy tweek you got the shock which is really good but ah [ __ ] so okay I might bring in borders cuz he's able to bring out a minion as well so okay let's do this Jackie boy man doesn't just come out to fight any old [ __ ] so yeah me too whatever um okay I can't see down that end of the fight zone okay they dude do you want to enter the battle Oh cuz I can do that hey Oh what kind of super village is this it's the superest villain [ __ ] also you're high on coke so don't forget everything you're seeing okay he's dead I should I can't move forward oh [ __ ] I was also going to say what you all and fire but I forgot that I did a cool thing this is cool music crap what number minion are you now number 13 okay got it okay hit him okay when I hate kids that were hitting the police I know you don't want to do that you might get arrested [ __ ] buddy [Music] okay I'm putting down this look at my team go I'll do this one because I want to cause bleeding on you I don't know why I stood next to you because that just damages me now you know Renee just realize as well if no healer that's bad it's okay ultimate ready and it's gonna be Wendy's turn as well show me what you got time to make you bleed here we go do it window [Music] okay cool got some of them did he get two of them I'm all shocked did it him but Dan dude then did it him better them but there dude and did it him then did it him this guy over here Danny yeah it's just you muchacho here we go no matter you still day that is a strong a steam I like that team could do with more heels but it's okay we did good alrighty moving on up in the world like a strong independent superhero oh hey that's enough just stand down kid never look I know why you're here you're fed up because you think all cops do is harass black people I know that to a young kid it can seem like cops are racist and bigoted but you can't believe what the media tells you cops are just people like you your friends your family people who work hard get your ass upstairs sir get him this isn't going to get any easier but those cops need to pay hell yeah they do Oh my friend isn't in here right now okay I I'm gonna craft some stuff uh I don't have any macaroni damn do I have anymore artifact so they can equip their make me to prepare uh no no I'm just going off the mite reading right now ooh seventy-two let's really matter what they do of the Assassin's Creed stuff for the Ubisoft Club stuff actually gives you power ups I see movin up let's [ __ ] do this that looks like an override switch I do with the power of a noose I shall stop time up I go here I go hit the switch you see how I do you see how I actually have superpowers there's another one okay I head up is that cocaine cocaine [Music] alright did this and then it's time for hamster ball no see now if you guys are able to just show up out of anywhere you know like butters just shows up right here we should really have a problem I should be I should be playing baseball with an ass like this okay I thought it was cool that Kyle came in flying and Stan came in with a like a measuring tape and everything butters literally teleports I mean I know it's supposed to be all in the kids minds and everything but some of this just can't be explained by that Towelie watch can I get some macaroni somewhere damn it be really helpful to have a Moses closer token thank god you're here son oh yeah we don't target black people when the holding cells are full of people of color that phony that hey you're the one who got me put in here so sorry sorry about that no I know no hard feelings yeah I'm trying how about you how would you cut me some slack huh [Music] no I'm not Wow that's it Jackie boy man in strong fashion you ain't doing [ __ ] hoodie so I'm about to beat you down for this got you 680 health that's a lot of the helpers good music [Music] alright alright let's see here huh let's see what we're gonna do I'm gonna do this but it is a strong attack what are you does it do a lot of damage but it knocks them back in there and it does slow and defense down okay defense down this [ __ ] can I kill you with this okay I'm a safe there imma save dominion for a little bit into the fight [ __ ] shut up Holly okay there we go I'm inflicting bleed okay ultimate ready is at Wendy's turn oh you bet your ass it is one of them is defense down I should have defense on the other guy as well Riaan people a strange sensation in my Debra sir cool there should be a lot of damage for the next shots okay minion go no you kick the ass like that yeah good job okay here we go nice not back down [Music] yes gonna say I didn't realize the people in the background are like another victory in the back went out got a bag put a victory in it I call it my victory bag so I like this team I like the setup okay okay I know this looks bad you really think cops just go around arresting black people for no reason yeah what purpose could that possibly serve it's reverse discrimination that's what it is if we were all black cops and our jails were filled with white people nobody would say a word so I guess you've learned that the real bigots here are you huh kids guess you can all go home what no [ __ ] oh loot holding cells access Karen blue ice here we go you're free we're innocent so breaking out of jail isn't a crime right I'm not around to find out I smelled a class-action lawsuit Supreme Court here we go okay what did I tell you about playing too rough mom I was defending justice I don't care what you were defending you could have gotten hurt I took more candy her he's impervious to pain is he impervious to getting his butt spanked no that's right hey can I was just messing around about the government they're not so bad okay how about I like this nice okay moving on [Music] trained cockroach dude check this Adam it's 570 can we take it higher no oh yeah we can't I'm so close I mean I can pause time but either nowhere to go away can I pause time and move this propane tank I can't is there just gonna reset though so what I do baby - where the [ __ ] am I hello ah that's how I get this doesn't really help me where I'm supposed to be doing huh fire core that's not a yellow fan go there were yellow fans all the other time are you confusing me now let's go Cal I mean kite nice you're welcome look at me using all my buddies together this is what the power of friendship can accomplish great things wait they just leave pile back in their underground well I never gets any easier ah that's a straight both oh cool oh right okay shut my mouth off didn't it [Music] and then he just gets out anyway I'm glad you don't just leave him in there though okay I got some stuff Frasor bras and panties everywhere kind of debaucherous actions went on down here okay I got it watch this oh this is the guy who monitors people in Jax off yet real sneaky yeah and then I can drop it on its head sweet there you go we did it boy nice okay I'm using all my bodies this time this is cool knowing that have to sit through all the animations every single time okay powering up the book by you know what a cop is new kid a cop is a slave a robot was told not to think for himself it's the politicians who are the real bigots that mayor has been sitting in her office telling us we have to change our ways the only way to have her removed was to raise crime in the streets and now cops are finally able to do things the old way again don't you see this is better for everyone what is freedom fellas we've got the police sheet top floor Oh what can I say you kids have me by the balls almost by the balls you know not every prisoner we have here is black we actually do have one white guy this is a trap I'm sorry kids but you left me no choice who is it you want some candy oh [ __ ] it's Jared you'll excuse me if I don't want to watch this oh my god that's [ __ ] priceless so no return it is Jared was a guy who did commercials for Subway and he lost a bunch of weight a bunch of weight just doing Subway sandwich commercials and like her eating Subway sandwiches and then if they find out that he was like a major pedophile he had a bunch of child porn on his computer and he was just a complete [ __ ] dirtbag of a person oh god how did you make him creepier don't you make [ __ ] kissy sounds at me I don't know what that is I don't know what you're doing but okay real next one new kid Thanks you kids like to see my famous footlong no stop it I only care what you do to Jared turns piece of [ __ ] when the minion even be able to do that we can bring him in any way hey that's place it last time get the kid now no we hit this guy nice okay I'm gonna put the the turret down and then oh wait I can stop his attack [Music] [ __ ] now I put people in his way Oh microaggression wait that was a microaggression hey can I go behind him and hit him please something I can yeah he is a lot of health he stood 955 and I've taken like a quarter of his health bar it's a pretty tough but now let's see how you deal with my eggs [Music] hey you think it's easy being mr. Fogle's PR team I haven't slept in two years yeah and in the episode he kept saying that he lost all the weights by using a yard plan and everyone was like wait what but it was like a I des day make a bleed [Music] oh god he's having a lot of help [ __ ] man no pictures I really need to get my guys out of the way don't I he doesn't do a lot of damage all right let's do this I have an idea he's protecting now so if they're confused guy tries to hit him he'll still oh I hit both I wore off to protection gosh no kids in touching range this is so frustrating no [ __ ] cuz no come on really there's no [ __ ] subtlety at all you're a freaking dirtbag hey hey step away from my client but if you just pushed me towards him oh stop Healey I can do major damage to somebody I can maybe I'm gonna kill one of his aides now I get to see my other new alt oh wait I use this already I forgot you use them when you're doing the thing the training I should've just stabbed him good one huh he's expired by Bach let's do this this thing works in a straight line right oh yeah didn't even realize that could happen nah hi [ __ ] you Jared go rot in hell nice what are the police doing with the people he arrested how should I know I'm just a sandwich guy new kid partners face no no please please I'm sorry I'll tell you anything put me into that police chief fighting that's there's more cells down below cops take that elevator prisoners go down there but they don't come back what's the code come on how should I know huh yeah yeah I seen him typing in 1 4 7 7 please I'm sorry it's just that I like being with children you know because because I never had a childhood of my own yeah that's it I like kids cuz I never had a childhood it's your decision new kid part of being a superhero is deciding what to do in moments like these oh I get to site for the fire in his face can I do can I do more can I kick the [ __ ] out of them again Wow dude that was hardcore sure was alright well that was pretty uncomfortable I know being a vector for disease is kind of my thing but I I feel kind of dirty do anything with the body yeah protects her bang bang this is a one-time shun-kun after tonight we are enemies again our petty little differences aren't what matter right now mysterion black lives matter yeah dick you're a [ __ ] dick mosquito come down guys much longer I might need a snack break hello boy whoa please it's got real spooky caring for your elder got to go but down here eugenics book club read the horror at Red Hulk bad feeling about this place oh my god not to meet some Scientologists okay taquito Grande what does that do stores a large amount of health ooh yes buddy time arrays your kid to it is there any macaroni I can buy damn it let me just do that all right cool shut up so is that that guy yeah all day guys wait did you have the key ha ha I knew those gonna be secrets back there and secret in a dead body cover don't mind me guys just passing on through ok ok I'll tell you a joke what did the carrot say to the boy what's up doc ah dead from laughter all right moving on wait locked oh wait here it's the forensic key I get it what was that hello hello someone there no I guess no one's there where else they would have said something all right then it's just me and you kitty no one's gonna find us in here come on give me that good stuff bananas the cat got away can't see a thing in here sounds like the cats getting into the toxic chemicals start if that's not good I hope those weren't the toxic chemicals I was just talking about this from kinda flow just now oh no I think they were drat if those chemicals mixed together on the florida turn into a gas that have killed me in seconds blast it there's the gas yes it's definitely killing me now you see all this out loud oh well thank God the exhaust fans sucking out the toxic gas I'm not gonna die now where's that blasted cat no no I think the cat just jumped into the exhaust fan and jammed it gas filling up the room it's killing me again dying again that's the redheaded cough is it yeah the emergency door closed I'm trapped in here do enough yeah yeah I'm safe Bob that's it the doors locks I'm stuck in here they help me kill again really dying this time see I can feel myself down you're so painful help for the love of everything here maybe then you can help me right now do something it's it's killing me it's killing yes wait sorry they got feel the light which with my left ah Jesus did it do did I really have to see that hmm okay well I'll use crying over spilled man you can do all that did your new kid no need a minion odd words lemmiwinks the day is truly saved okay okay yeah I see the cat stuck in the fan up there wait what did I just do oh my bad okay I'm just I'm just hanging around out here sir but that [ __ ] is that on the left somebody had a bunch of bullet holes in them yeah I just did that thing oh really I could just do that fair enough nice oh wait was that the key for the thing or the key to this key to this okay all right I see I have to blast it all out with my ass I call it the ass blaster I'm working on the name okay give me you owe me some [ __ ] slack [Music] [Music] that cat looks like it has two boats and you know who likes to put boots on things dr. Mephisto right diabetes five diabetes power time I found a place to fart in your face a lot of money in cocaine for sure I'll just take the skeleton key I did it I hear ya don't care what's between the door Black Goat of the woods blessed be us your faithful servants the Destroyers of light yeah yeah shut [ __ ] wrath Black Goat of 1000 morbid young drawdown the moon and distinguish the sacrificing two people sir huh oh I see I guess because cops feed african-americans to an elder god they're racist shub-niggurath is an outer God kids who must be a piece and whose coming was foretold by the great HP Lovecraft but I supposed HP Lovecraft was a racist - no [ __ ] was he really like like how races all right you kids wanna battle let's do this not with scrambles you dick wait is this the end and we will okay Chuck another one in nice fight back classy no the all mother can't stand white meat oh god I'd have to fight this thing do I oh god it's [ __ ] Cthulhu let's go through her with a thousand faces okay I have to feed no I'm not the feeder white meat got it and how do I do that exactly - we'll just killing you do it I might just go ahead and try and kill you maybe oh it seems to be in range then got it oh no no no no no no okay I have this attack that will do just that job there you go [Music] sits right can I just kill you in that zone and then you'll die Oh God the that there's an tentacle monster has 9999 health [ __ ] need he's an old guard a time-based [ __ ] I forgot I'm taking too much time to do this crap okay we need to get you out of here yeah oh token you beautiful boy [Music] there we go oh I should have I should have taken my time okay don't don't do an attack that knocks me back in please just gonna sort of way it round it's pretty easy I don't want this I hate you sides okay I need to attack these things I all seize attack you you haven't only have one help but if they hatch what they do turn into as I'm kind of worried about oh I could just put you down there oh I don't have to be in front or behind me ah [ __ ] okay well that takes care that thing I think what did it do oh okay whatever Christ no no don't do that should have nothing with knock-back damage well let's just do this token has a knock-back attack nice are those gonna do knock back as over the guy you got in the way crap I don't know what to do now oh I dunno what to do now sneaky I'm in a better place awesome okay attack him guess that was for the best there worked out real nice is he gonna do a bare feet bare oh it's back Oh taking damage all right okay [ __ ] no I will not let you bring harm to the goat with a thousand young I'm here to protect me Matt green that's it maths coming off its [ __ ] go time bring whatever you got [ __ ] I mean I'm trying was kind of hard sometimes I'm just kill you in tentacle range and then I'm gonna start damaging you outside of tentacle range that works oh how do I get to move again ooh oh this works out real nice here you go ultimate ready okay I I see I see let's do this oh the other guy left the guy had killed he was underground then he just walked away crap this is real bad oh I'm still in range Oh dis real bad okay I'm have to do this with you again okay quickly now quickly now can you knock me back or something real quick real quick get your attacks out of the way real quick faster now sir [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] okay intern intern I can't get out of range I can't get out of range with her arse biscuits come where well if [ __ ] sucks he use this on butters butters uses one on Wendy and then when T he uses Moses okay up and Adam butters here we go and then I can move Wendy out of the way there out in the way right now but for the next phase door they're in the way [Music] okay she's not out of the way yet okay and I have to use it I'm have to meanwhile Pat the whole a super ves Reds I don't have the right team for this though which is part of my problem sure was hey it's taking damage but I need to get it to take way more damage [ __ ] man come on with this [ __ ] okay I might be able to kill both of you in this range okay I need to definitely kill you got him nobody just gets up and leaves then crap there we go here we go [ __ ] sucks man it's [ __ ] sucks man [Music] some of these characters I just can't get out of range what weight you going back there just swallowed my guy okay I have to try it again I got my ass destroyed then he ate token and got like half his health back I lost my character it's just it was all over the place I need to start again I need more characters who have knocked back and healing I think I need to bring in Jimmy because he is a Annie Craig and I need captain diabetes because they have attacks that let them travel across the map which is going to be really useful and so does bot hole and I need a healer Kyle because Carla can pull them out of battle Kyle Kyle can pull them back and heal them okay hopefully this works this is already going you're way better than last time like my guys are also alive and I've killed a bunch of them already just cuz I have moves that allow me to get out of fights a lot easier or change positions really quick and also some of my characters have moves that knock the enemy back in so that's really good that's it that's helping me a lot like this it does not come straight back you have anything for this [Music] do this but this is gonna hurt sorry Scott oh and a hit Craig as well [ __ ] I didn't realize I need just one damage though so that's okay I don't know what happens if they ovulate and stayed here have some [ __ ] cakes and heal up and then we will move on Ian this is taking forever oh nice cool cool nice I think one more and it's dead that's not good and flick burning on your enemies from space okay I can do that I haven't used kites one in a while [Music] nice everybody it's my turn okay [ __ ] [ __ ] okay this will work job [ __ ] off hopefully yes [Music] oh-oh-oh just go just go just go you can use this to waste out your turn come on you do your [ __ ] attacks fast no that's what it didn't want come on fast attack fast attack fast attack fast attack yes well this work oh yeah I'm just gonna sit here and wait no I thank God I saved all my guys again I would then just kill them it didn't swallow up [ __ ] forget that's on the next round oh but more guys coming okay this is not you guys back and kill you over there hopefully this is enough yes okay nice Oh God they did it oh that was a hard one I hate to completely change my team because I wouldn't it worked otherwise level up so many [ __ ] I've so many might one might say I have all the might I feel like I'm finally safe in this [ __ ] town you're welcome who are you oh my god you guys we've got a hundred bucks to get our franchise off the ground [ __ ] weed wait what's going on where are you taking that cat oh yeah sorry freedom palace there's a certain Intel we have that we can't share with you you know that's bad that's because we've been tricked dammit Timmy the new kid played us Freedom House wanting to join our side was a ruse what yeah the new kid kind of totally [ __ ] you guys over sorry to the police station and now intend to get $100 reward for that missing cat well all's fair in love and war freedom [ __ ] I love me country - put your [ __ ] we're the ones that stopped the police chief evil plan we deserve that hundred dollar reward oh yeah just try to take it from us we will civil war threads going down that's it nuke it we're gonna rip you apart no mysterion we won't fight the New Canaan all right new kid [Music] no my boys you can't fight me what's happening I know what's going on [Music] okay but then why didn't my brain get hacked sorry nope no not doing this not doing this punch the [ __ ] out of you guys is this gonna wear off to thing could I just go around and punch everybody once and then it would wear out there the time thing no dr. Timothy can only dominate so many minds at once I should be killing dr. Timothy right are you at an attack that did that I didn't realize whose voice is that ah here we go okay okay so I can do this and get some friends back hey yeah I'm gonna do this cuz I can at least kill one of them it's like out right oh god sorry let's do it new kid [Music] nice hi forgot I was invisible afterwards that's not cool Timothy I'm back on team but hoedown um anyway I could heal myself without having to use these items I'll be real handy live the backgrounds all the time there's always something going on good one nice actually you know what it could do [Music] revive butters and then use Moses then you'd have to use Moses in the last fight again that's how well it went the second time around my controller is vibrating non-stop there we go no it stopped it's cool Kyle actually said something about because it was that dude camel that he went to that Moses first showed up of the series they had to make macaroni pictures to appease the god Moses nice oh man okay it's time to start attacking Timmy I think does he have no protection anymore defeat tuck dr. Timothy okay yeah he has no thing anymore he's no protective barrier I'm not fair if I eat defeat if I defeat these guys are they just gonna come back as are like the other guys gonna come in and help Timmy then so they reckons gonna happen here we go oh I'm so close to be able to kill you okay call girl that's who I've been waiting for one of them's got to be one shot from death and the other ones dead and Timmy's gonna take a lot of damage and he's gonna have defense down colegrove's is my favorite one well I can't we all get to be friends again why can't we be friends why can't we be friends 306 78 or 153 this one nice let go ketchup goes everywhere that's cool ho just attack them anyway please don't attack my guys come on you guys think this is it there we go die Timmy die [Music] we sure did it well 350 so many artifacts to collect Christ well what what happened how my lip get busted where the [ __ ] did classy go dr. Timothy Tim you [ __ ] animal he was trying to help us dude mysterion is pissed at you new kid you guys started this war not us you don't [ __ ] understand dr. Timothy was working on a way to save all of us freedom pals and [ __ ] friends what easy doc you've taken a lot of hits this looks like so much fun yeah it's cool air it's not closed up - but dad is scared dr. Timothy was never your enemy he was trying to help us all but how what this oh my god they figured it out it was dr. Timothy's passion he worked tirelessly on it a franchise plan that involved everyone each hero got their own movie and TV series every hero mathematically equal to the other that's cool we were out trying to stick it to you guys Timmy was actually trying to include us yeah and then this kid nearly killed him we're sorry the new kid is an [ __ ] that isn't our fault we were just using you guys there's a 100 dollar reward for this cat if you wanted her to yourselves yeah but not anymore if we proved anything tonight it's that we are the best when we're all together it's too late for that we all started as one team we all wanted to be superheroes for the same reason to sell our franchise and make millions of dollars let's be one team again yeah I agree come on guys no lord celeborn let's get the reward money for this tap and use it together for one franchise let's do it but we're calling it freedom house freedom pals and so like Jimmy is sort of the leader of freedom path he's like that he's like the one in charge yes well I think it's awesome honestly freedom passes were a better name and koona friends Freedom Pass I'm super cool with this bin itself tomorrow we get the reward money for scrambles and we use it to kickstart Timmy's franchise plan together Freedom House retribution inclusion [ __ ] yeah you guys let's do this Oh trust Eric [Music] [Music] well what what's going on wait I'm not at the end Am I hi I'm gonna leave this episode here I think there's still some more stuff to do I think there's about one episode left I'm not sure I hope I don't just end this episode here and there's like 10 minutes left or something like that I'll see how it goes but for now thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face who are you boys and Hazel row Shh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 6,000,208

Rating: 4.8916364 out of 5

Keywords: jacksepticeye, South Park: The Fractured But Whole, south park game, south park videogame, sequel, south park gameplay, south park playthrough, walkthrough, guide, lets play, South Park: The Fractured But Whole jacksepticeye, rpg, south park rpg, pc, pc version, funny, funny game, controversial, episode, south park episode, super heroes, parody, satire, super hero parody, jacksepticeye jackieboy man, jared, jared boss fight, shubniggurath, shubniggurath boss fight

Id: oFaa6qkoxhg

Length: 83min 20sec (5000 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 18 2017