Half-Life: Alyx is Absolutely Terrifying

please please in the bathtub in the bathtub get in the bathtub I don't see him anywhere we call that a clean getaway so they made a half-life game in VR and I know why they call it that now because my lifespan was cut in half please enjoy fifty years of stress compressed into an 18 minute video I'm gonna catch him yeah I see what they were going for in this design but I we could do better dog see those shady guys down there yeah I'm the dealer and it's about time they get their pot you don't even know where that well hey all right another good day's work wait I smell a rat in my flower bed yeah there you are wait what's he what's he doing you know what I think we're gonna be great friends how's it looking out there scout ahead for me little buddy what do you see what do you see out there let me see him give me back oh I got him Oh buddy hello buddy I'll never do that to you again I'll never do that to you again you gave me quite the scare we're sticking together from now on [Music] yeah yeah oh my god that's the worst thing I've ever seen all those those diddle these diddle is this diddle huh PPP baby baby baby baby baby it seems I'm getting some major tongue readings here oh I knew it give me that I need that Oh oops okay I get your give me just okay the push broom and this will be your push doom oh I don't give a [ __ ] on my mouth oh hey don't mind me just setting up the crime scene oh hey nice to finally meet ya I'm a big fan and that's my fan joke I've been one even before you blow up what is this there's black everywhere you can you gotta brush twice a day have you even been flossing ah [ __ ] you the health stations powered by a cute little bug no you live within me now brother uh-oh don't worry I am one of you ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba I'm also no you [ __ ] you [ __ ] don't forget sharing is caring gun jump I'm sure you'll do a great job cool crates attack of truck Tim I've trapped the Beast yep what stupid games stupid headcrabs this all sucks it's you we've got a lot of making up for lost time old friend [Music] you know what I think I'm gonna go right here where oh right there oh that's cute oh I Love You mr. rat I wait you did you do man all that playing has made me real tired I could sure use a snack huh get in there get in there oh he's fighting back I think he's press he's getting longer hold it stop moving he turned himself into a lover holy [ __ ] give me the shotgun I'm Soulja Boy I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I knew this plan could not possibly go wrong Alton Oh ultimate moves and back I've reloaded my save and I'll do it again they call me hack man computers dab awesome how can i hack this it's a grenade mainframe man hack well I'm hack man I'm gonna hack your wires and your jaw and so yeah that's why I hold this barrel here forever because if I ever move all instantly die tonight what no who's gonna do a bit with that I guess I got denied that's all right yeah no Tuck no no no no do this I meant to catch it why is there a spine in my hands oh my dad my play space isn't big enough no no no no no no no oh [Music] [ __ ] come here into my trap hacking no yep yeah where's this one go hacker man sees the answer hi grandma no it's okay she loved this song this next piece comes from my heart and soul [Music] any secrets any secret items in here what are you hiding from me half-life Alex come out come out with your hands up what the hell is that what the hell is that Oh give it to me give me the Cooper give me the GU Burt what the hell give me the kit all right fine you can have it you can have the yeah it's mine now would you put your Gucci blue blue cheese blue cheese blue just one more and that's oh so close now watch in awe as I balance these for the whole level we're good oh [ __ ] no no [Music] what's that shadow disguise activate oh I'm gonna have to ask you to leave what the hell what who could be calling at this hour hello what pizza is is this a prank no one extra-large pizza with extra Oh for Carl hey it's for you no I would never ever ever snatch that from you no no no I would know how oh my gosh I got spot there you say that no I would know it's got you know [ __ ] you I don't need to grab it I'm gonna suck it out of here what's going on down here no no don't forget to wash your hands get to wash your hands or else use a full 20 seconds rub them together from the get haha bath balm [Music] you can't do that I'm so proud of you for flushing oh but someone didn't wipe think about what you've done eat soap let's see what you're hiding what a terrible hallway what a terrible terrible place to ever see what a terrible wanted just an awful door let's buy dog good thing I wasn't pooping on that honestly honestly [ __ ] that honestly yeah all right someone better call the plumber I think that's clogged do you know how windows work they work like this they work like this you are now experiencing windowpane you are now experiencing windowpane this is paint this is pun oh hello hello try and jump yes hit this windowpane no no you can't come in no coming in sharing way no come in window I am now experiencing windowpane this is my incredibly alpha technique I shall now generate lift No oh sorry did I get you in the middle of something it seems like your taste is all messed up here's a here's a palate cleanser hey Tony would you look at that we got ourselves a little bit of a funny man get him boys put him in a grapple put him in a quart put him in a grasping grasping by the No you mess with the mom you get the slob damn it no no no not like this medic thanks you're gonna be okay you're gonna be okay you're gonna be all right yes come on man soldier what are you laying down for fights not over yet all right Tony you take the lot of first Tony it's a beautiful day Tony the sun's shining and so are you I'm sorry do I have a condition a good fight yes but one just one second just hold timeout I have to take a [ __ ] one second oh man Taco Bell oh wait there's another grenade in there hang on just you think a couple lasers can stop me down in a doctor okay we can't have those bottles there because in this part of the game if you drop anything and make any noise a big [ __ ] monster comes and kills you look you're not gonna see him because I'm better than that but just please take my word for it so as long as we're careful we should be Oh okay so the good news is that they do it give me the [ __ ] out of here get me out of your place oh it's a push it's a boy who is a push no no no no no no no grab it grab it coming is he coming no okay I'm gonna make a distraction good thing I have my handy-dandy massive crab arm kukuku this is the weapon upgrade system it lets you improve and upgrade any weapon you have but boys things are about to get intense so let's take the plunge give me a laser sight on that we're at the zoo I'm gonna catch a penguin here penguin he's pointing at a tiger yeah buddy tiger funny funny funny are you and then a buddybop funny funny guy oh no oh this is a really bad situation he's gonna set him off [ __ ] you this is the double-decker healthkit quintuple flip I'm at full health can't even use it SIA my senses are impeccably sharp all of my pores are open not so fast cheeto hey come over here I'm a big cat I'm gonna eat you I'm gonna hi I was lying no drinking on the job buddy come here come here it's okay oh forgot to give you a heads-up as in your heads gonna go up now and sit by we eat it we skate it look yeah that's cool what the [ __ ] it's not Jason please it won't load it's no look peepee poo-poo will be why isn't that why isn't the sink work mom mom call the mom nothing like an entire carton of milk to start the day huh tell ya [Music] I think I just drank 3% oh this is the power of three percent milk eat my balls oh hey boys you have made a dairy big mistake oh whoa okay I'm coming out with my hands up I'm coming out with my hands up super swirly asking [ __ ] you mega blast ultra my controller die brutally totally mentally schedule a dental this is it boys the end of the video like and subscribe I missed and died hey what's going on I'm Bret check out this video oh you want to know you want to see this vehicle on no traveler

Channel: Slimecicle

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Id: 57d59puP3fE

Length: 17min 55sec (1075 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 12 2020

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