Guys, What Obvious Hints Flew Over Your Head?

guys have read it what's the biggest hint you missed from a girl via text girl are you going to that party me yeah for a little bit probably gonna be boring girl yeah was thinking of just staying in me probably a good plan girl so yeah i'll just be here tonight roommates are gone me sounds nice my roommates never leave girl okay so i'll be here all alone in my apartment if the party sucks me very good edit since a few people asked that night she put up a facebook status that said wow some people really are just that oblivious and i got the hint we hooked up for a while i told her i wasn't into a relationship and i guess she didn't believe me so i had to cool things off with her i really did try my best to be considerate of her feelings and was always communicative and honest but she still felt pretty hurt that was about six years ago and she still talks about me very good when she insisted on bringing a bottle of wine from her restaurant back to my place when i said no she then said well then can i come over without the bottle of wine hanging out with a co-worker at her apartment each 19 stroke 20-ish sitting on the couch side-by-side she complained that her large breasts were a pain to deal with because of their size followed by do you want to touch them i sort of half juggled them as though i was comparing the weight involved and said hum nice not the only signal i missed that night but probably my defining moment of obvious failure i thoughtful dumbest deduce that the breasts are in optimal condition good day my girlfriend and i before we were dating went full depth in high school about what a relationship would be like between us and we both described everything to be perfect at the end we both ended up saying no this is just a joke and would never happen we have been dating for almost four years now my brother had a girl hit on him she said something along the lines of she gets so horny that it is affecting her schoolwork she needed to find a way to handle it my brother said you should emster but more he literally told this girl to go herself we were seeing a movie together and she said she was cold i said yeah it's pretty chilly and did nothing later she said it again pretty obvious what she wanted i proceeded to give her my jacket to put around her i'm a practical man damn jackie i can't control the weather you know i'm single right yeah me too a lifetime ago in high school the extremely cute exchange student from spain sort of cornered me and started asking questions about an upcoming school dance what is it like is it fun are you going with anyone he knows if you're out there i'm sorry i'm a dope hola soyo he knows a girl texted me at 2am to go to her place to play chess something we've never done before i was clueless and asked her to invite me on chess com she never replied so what do you like in a girl he goes to cinema drove every week from pa to chicago to see a girl i had a crush on still lived with her parents so i never stayed the night she always was flirty than me was oblivious when i stayed later than usual one night and i yawned she said you should just stay the night and we can get a hotel room i said nah i'm good to drive i'll make it he said no don't be silly we can hang out tonight i was in the middle of ohio when i realized what she meant a girl i'd been chatting with for a while asked to come back to my hotel room to see my music collection on my laptop so i took her back and showed her my music collection for 30 minutes that's not a euphemism i literally did that until she took pity on how clueless i was and basically jumped me i had a girl literally just explicitly say she liked me and wanted to date and i assumed she was joking she was not it's called how can anyone like me syndrome she said i do tarot cards just before i came here i did the reading and it said my night would end with a bang dart yup i was 17. i'd just been kicked out of two different houses and was crashing with this girl she was like you can sleep in my bed if you want were changed in front of me and was wearing my shirt around all the time i was so caught up in figuring out where i was gonna go live that i didn't even notice watching tv in my living room at roughly 2 a.m in the dark huh applying strawberry lip gloss me why are you putting on lip gloss huh strawberry lip gloss tastes so nice me hello you're weird huh want to taste me they say guys always are just thinking about sx went on a date with a girl and she asked if i wanted to come back to hers and stay over i thought it was perfect as i had work in the morning and she lived right around the corner i literally got into her bed said good night turned over and went to sleep about a year later something reminded me of that night and the penny dropped what lying idiot edit so you used her as a s lesson keeper invited me over to watch a movie as the parents were out that night i chose to go to my rec soccer game girl invited me upstairs for coffee after a date i replied with something very similar to no thanks i don't like coffee it keeps me up it wasn't until i was watching seinfeld later that i realized i have the dating skills of george costanza had a girl i was dating in high school we were macking on my bed and i started kissing her neck she says stop that makes me horny but in a playful way youngster me was like well no i pay for my edit so just an offhand comment gets me 5 700 more points than i had 48 hours ago thanks to you all homo no i'll pay for my yoda is that you one of the bustiest beautiful and smartest girls i've met in my life leans up against a nearby car and tells me you should ask me out socially inept seventeen y o rex sure never did only after she started acting angry at me did i realize she had a crush on me the whole time in class a girl asked if we could study together for a minor quiz at her place a friend overhears and asks if he can join us i say yes immediately before she can say anything she sends us our address and a time i show up and she answers the door in a bikini nobody else at her place she says she was sunbathing and asks me into her room while she changes i look away to be polite and then make small talk once she's done my friend shows up 30 minutes later turns out she told him that the study group started 30 minutes after what she told me sigh oh my friend a girl wrote a poem about me said joe said he thinks this poem is about you what do you think and then had me read it the poem described me exactly and said about wanting to be with the person the poem was referring to and all that and i still assumed since she was out of my league that the poem wasn't about me i'm imagining the poem going into excruciating details about what you look like while also dropping your name address social security number date of birth etc knit at some point while ending with godamnet ginger scruff just go on a date with me already and then you hand it back while saying nope doesn't sound like it's about me and then you correct some of her spelling and grammar me i really wanna try to sleep with a tall girl see how it's like attractive girl well i'm six feet two i'm about five feet eight me nah i was thinking about seven feet tall still haunts me i've posted this before copy pasta got a late night tech supports call from an acquaintance went over fixed the computer thanked her for the call cause it was an interesting issue and left found out about a week later it was a booty call the girl was so baffled by my reaction she never tried again she called you for a tech problem you fixed the problem what else were you supposed to do one of my best friends is a girl i made close friends with one of her friends and it turned into us two hanging out without my best friend this girl like me at the time was a movie junkie she'd come over and we chill in my room on my bed watching movies and smoking the occasional joint she'd often stay past transit hours and sleep over this happened honestly about every week for two three months this girl left the country and we lost touch fast forward to about last year netflix and chill became a term i say it to my best friend one day in passing like the term not the suggestion and she says that's what that girl was trying to do with you before it was even a thing it hit my like a montage of flashbacks the late night sleepovers the scary movie choices the let's watch this in your room worst part is ladies and gentlemen i actually like this girl too huh hey i've got a pillow fort up in my room if you wanna check it out me okay cool well see ya edit for everyone asking i had lunch plans right after i walked her to her dorm so i didn't think about going up to check out that sweet pillow fort she had all throughout elementary school i liked this girl she always flirted with me and i missed it but that's all right since it was elementary school and i didn't know what flirting was one day she was fed up with my obliviousness and told me radar 52 once oh so slow i thought she meant physically slow so i challenged her to erase this was back in high school her wanting to be around me all the time during breaks constantly hugging me constantly wanting me to go with her places she needed to go or just walking around campus running up to me with a huge smile on her face every time i liked her back then as well but my insecurity was at an all-time high back then so i kept telling myself that there was no way she liked me and just wanted to be friends years later i would find out that yeah she did like me back that and that i was just an idiot for not seeing it one day a co-worker that was always friendly toward me told me about the control on her washing machine not working and would i come over and take a look at it after work she was divorced and her husband apparently used to take care of that kind of stuff when i got there there didn't seem to be anything wrong with the machine she said something like that's weird it's working fine now oh well you want something to drink olivia smee was like no thanks not really thirsty well guess i better get going girl i was texting said something along the lines of my roommates and i want to get ice cream i offered to drive knowing none of them had cars show up to their dorm only she comes out we get ice cream to go and i dropped her back off sounds like her roommates were being brass too best friend and i spent a couple of hours talking during the conversation we talked about her dld collection and how a particular one is her favorite we talked about things that made us horny one of hers was the smell of cooked garlic she mentioned she was making a dish that used cooked garlic while we were talking by the end of the conversation she had stripped making sure to tell me she was naked that she was going to take a shower and that her front door would be unlocked she couldn't have made it any planar without straight out telling me to come here and i totally didn't pick up on any of the clues until months later but by then it was too late you are choosing a dvd for tonight had a girl in my car saying sx in the front seat would be amazing i told her i used to my girlfriend there all the time yeah talking to 18 year old intern at work i am 20 years old at the time huh it's hard for me to find guys to date my parents want me to date someone a bit older like 20 or 21 me oh that must be hard for you to find people around that age to hang out with her yeah pretty much just you and my brother me well i'm sure you'll find someone same girl i heard the snow is causing a lot of traffic why don't i give you my number so you can text me what the traffic is like when you leave me i can just look it up for you on google maps here i wonder if she thought i was ed or gay or something went to watch a movie with a girl i'd been spending time with we were in her bed but her friend was watching with us too so i obviously wasn't going to try and lay the pipe down with her friend watching turns out they'd planned a threesome and i missed whatever it was that was supposed to make me see this plan unfolding she still brings up how i add up to this day i hate me why is it not their responsibility to initiate this if they already planned it you're supposed to know just from being in a room and watching a movie with two girls an invite to watch a movie she was wearing very very skimpy clothing after the movie ended i went home realized at that moment that i was an idiot i need practice making out ha okay then i think i love you me too thanks no joke i mind f edit was on a date he said i think i would like it if you came over and i could show you my place we do she makes me dinner turns on a movie and starts making out i watched the whole damn movie and kept laughing at parts through making out i didn't get laid that night i did watch all of i love you man and gotta say you did the right thing that's a great movie had a girl i liked on top of me late one night at a party she literally said i wanted you virgin me just thought she was being silly and went to sleep that night that's how you stay a virgin mate good job yeah those silly females are always asking me to them but i know the truth was in a movie with my girlfriend and she ended her top for me i didn't notice much so she kept on taking my box of m ms and leaving it on her chest i asked her if something wrong and asked her if she wanted m ms you should come over and what would i be doing over there sleeping with me i assumed it was a poor choice of words edit to be fair guys i previously told her i was into her and at the time she said she wasn't this was only like a week or two apart that is not even a hint man that is a direct declaration of intent did you want a written statement from her or something this literally hurts to read after our first date we were sat in her car outside my house i wasn't entirely sure whether it was a date or not as we'd been to see hot fuzz at the cinema we'd been chatting having a good time but nothing said she's really into me and as we work together i didn't want to things up at work by making a ridiculous move like the bumbling idiot i am she asked to come in diane turned her down said it's late and we'd wake my parents it was half 11 or so at night i said goodbye and got out the car no kiss nothing went indoors a month or two later she told me she really wanted to sleep with me that night we're engaged now and have two beautiful children so it worked out okay in the end i was at this girl's birthday party in college and she and i kinda hit it off and we made out a little when everyone had either left or gone to sleep we were trying to figure out where i should crash she said i guess you could stay here in her room me now i guess i'll just crash on the couch i cringe just typing that out met a girl at a school club convention in another city there was a dance in the hotel on the last day girl i was dancing with asked if she could drop by my room in the morning to read the funny papers before we all had to check out i bought a newspaper i don't know what is sadder getting an obvious hint and missing it or never getting one at all she was playing footsies with me at a table while talking about how she wanted an asian guy i'm asian but are you a guy she asked if i kiss someone said no then asked if i wanted to kiss someone i said sure it would be cool then i left edit also asked me if i was straight had a crush and offhandedly mentioned that one of my characteristics is something she likes over the course of a few days in my twenties show up assistance telling me that i finish work in ten minutes i'd walk out of the shop thinking why did she tell me that like five times about 20 years later i was thinking about it and the penny dropped it doesn't happen anymore in high school i walked into a classroom and a very attractive girl that was an acquaintance that most came up to me and said djw did you know that rodrigo and i broke up i said oh sorry to hear that and went on my way then i spent the rest of the day and night thinking about that why the hell would she tell me that why the hell would she tell me that why was she smiling when she told me that the next time i saw her i asked her what she was doing that weekend and she said nothing do you want to go to a movie and that was the moment that i realized what was happening and i wound up getting a date out of it and eventually a family not only did you take rodrigo's girl but you eventually took his family too will you ever be satisfied not me my friend he's has a habit of being a complete eyeing idiot and this was one of his moments he was around 16 at the time in class the girl next to him was one of the popular girls and we weren't that popular they would politely chat to each other anyway one day she said to him you know you're a really nice guy and you always he just derped completely stopped her in her tracks and replied no later i asked him why he did that he said he didn't know but he didn't like her anyway he found out he could fap to her i thought coffee meant coffee went to a concert in college at a tiny basement venue on campus to watch a friend's band play sat alone for a bit and just chilled out really cute girl i'd never met randomly sits next to me looks at me and smiles i get really nervous and can't think of what to do i keep reminding myself just be cool so many times that i forget to say anything she eventually gets up and leaves to this day i haven't forgiven myself it was during swim class my freshman year of high school this girl i was totally into said you wanna see a trick hold out your hand i didn't she grabbed it and we started holding hands i looked her dead in the eye and said that's a dumb trick there was a girl i knew who would always ask to be tutored in chemistry and she sat oddly close to me and had a habit of staring at me the materials i taught her was too easy so i thought she was slow my friend pointed out that i was the one that was slow a month after tutoring ended there was another girl who asked me are you single and what do you like in a girl so i responded yes and i don't know before leaving for my next class half of the comments are i'm clueless i need to be told directly and the other half are she told me to literally pull my dick out and insert it into her and i thought she was being sarcastic you guys are cringing at yourselves but i'm sure this thread is making a lot of women feel better oh god remember that time i basically threw myself at this guy i liked and he turned me down in eighth grade i was that guy that wore the same jacket every day this girl asked if she could borrow it in the morning and i hesitantly agreed being without my jacket made me feel naked around lunch she gave it back as per hour agreement then she had the audacity to ask for it for the rest of the day but i'll be cold was all i said later on she texted me something along the lines of h3lb tchwh0 d0 eulek she was cute but that was a deal breaker you

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Published: Sun Dec 13 2020