Guy Partied With A Fatal Wound For 4 Days

I just want to be fun like I'm not fun as a guy I'm not a fun guy I want to be so bad I'll see people having fun and be like that looks dope and I tell you this there's nothing less fun than catching somebody watch you have fun cuz that happens to me all the time there's there are times where I'm standing to the side I'm watching somebody have fun and no matter what you do it that's fun is you C somebody watching you have fun you stop you stop immediately what you're do it you'll be having fun whether you dancing you be riding go-karts whatever and then if you just see someone off to the side like me like yeah you look like you're having a good time you were immediately not having a good time it's the worst it's so bad I hate it I don't like I I don't like being the one to do I didn't know that when you at a party and people are dancing and you are not dancing you watching them dance I didn't know you're supposed to move your head to the Rhythm I didn't I didn't know you're supposed to move your head to the Rhythm side to side I didn't know that's what we were doing like when people are dancing and they're over there you're like yeah I didn't know it was that I've done two very off things one I didn't know I was supposed to move my head if I was watch watching people dance and I was supposed to move my head to the beat so one time there were these people dancing and then they caught me watching them have fun but I was being completely still and that is also heroic you I mean like you really getting it and then somebody off to the side against the wall is like yeah keep doing that it's very upset it you know and like I said I had no exp to move our head side to side so then there was another time I was like okay I'm supposed to move my head to the beat so then I was moving my head to the beat but I was going back and forth and that is also unsettling to watch you're dancing somebody's like yeah to the Rhythm yes yeah get it get it I just want to be I just want to be fun I want to be fun like Brazilians are very fun Brazilians as a people they have incredible Music Beautiful dance they're beautiful people and they know how to have fun I read about a guy who was so fun this guy partied for four days straight four full days of part he partied from New Year's Eve well into the new year so first then 3 days he parted for 4 days straight without realizing he had been shot in the head that's a fun guy that's a very very fun individual you know this dude got shot in the head and went to more parties and was more F if I get sh I don't know about y'all but if I get shot in the head I die all right maybe that's just how I was raised but like I don't get shot the head and keep carrying on twerking that's I go to another plane where the Mortal coil cannot follow all right this dude got shot in the head and went to more parties and was progressively more fun per part if I get shot in the head that is everybody's problem I'll tell you that right now if I got shot in the head tonight we are all going to the hospital please believe me and I will be calling out individuals if I see you trying to peel off I like no Cindy uh-uh I need you this man was shot in the head and we don't even know circumstances of him getting shot in the head I was reading about it nobody knows this okay I I came up with some theories because no one knew I think there may be you know how guys can be at a party you know you out here dancing or you're walking with your drink somebody bumps into you doesn't apologize now now we have a problem right so now you get nose to nose trying to get them to a p then you get loud now everybody's watching and then you get like like fully you know like when dudes do this like this full on in my face our noses are touching this is always weird anytime I see this I'm like y'all should just kiss it would make more sense if you kiss right now because this's the thing if he's here and I'm here he could still really he could choke me he could do anything right like this is real fighting could happen right here here you're a little too close here there really isn't anything you can you would punch us if you punch me right now and so so maybe you know they got into it they got nose to nose or whatever they were ready to fight and then maybe this dude was like what you going to do what you going to do has got more people killed than any other sentence in language it goes what you going to do follow closely by I wouldn't take that if I was you like those two are deadly right so then maybe he goes what you going to do and then the other guy pulls out a gun and shot him in the head and then he went rude and then walked about his business because clearly it didn't matter he had been shot in the head the head is where they keep all the brains I don't know how this man was shot in his head and didn't know I mean look what what I think actually happened is that he was probably getting twerked on twerking is very distracting if you getting twerked on by the right person you won't notice anything else happening in the room he was probably like girl you getting it oh my God you really getting it you really you you really get this you uhuh don't worry about that that's just a loud noise baby girl keep doing what you doing oh oh it's wild they asked him at the hospital at the H when he finally went to the hospital they were like You' clearly been shot in the head what did you think happened and he was like Oh I thought I got hit in the head with a rock that's the most shot in the head thing to say I've ever heard in my you know like when you at a party and you having a good time and everybody just starts throwing rocks you know that common occurrence that happens at every party where everybody's having fun we're all dancing and then that one guy goes pebbles for everybody you know that thing that happens all the time to each and every one of us thought you got hit in the head with a rock what only reason he went to the hospital is that his arm was spasmic but he didn't even go right away he was probably getting twerk on in the moment and was like girl keep doing what you're doing keep doing what you going girl you really getting it oh my God that's amazing everything you doing is great they finally stopped dancing after like a day I don't know and then she was like where do you live let's go back to your place he was like girl I live over there she was like where he's like I'm pointing right at it girl she's like what's wrong with your arm like oh this this been happening for 3 Days girl I saw this video of this guy who was at a um a white guy in in Alabama that was at a vast Pro Shop so far whole story checks out right so far nothing is either ordinary right and um this dude is is uh very much on drugs I don't know what drugs but I know drugs right he's he's on drugs now the story starts in the parking lot he drives up to the Bass Pro Shop and he immediately drives his car into a light pole at the bass pro shop at the parking lot and then he backs up and does it eight more times chops it down like a tree right and then he gets out and walks in the Bass Pro Shop so you already know my man is ready to play and so walks in the Bass Pro Shop the video starts where it starts so I don't know what happened in between I don't know when he got naked all I know is this dude the video starts with this dude and he just been doing cannonballs into the Bass Pro Shop fish T so these fish are all compromised all right so he so he is doing naked cannonballs over and over again he getting and i' like this the thing I'd like to think they called the police when he got naked but maybe they didn't maybe they were like let's see what he does and so my man is just climbing up dunking climbing up dunking and then you can tell he's on drugs cuz he's speaking drugs right because then in the video he swims to the front of the tank and he's like when I heard that I was like that's Drugs That's not the native tongue of any land and so the police come so now we're going to switch for a second from people recording him on their phones to the police body cam right so police show up they see him in the fish tank and they see him he you know he waved to them it's not really phased and so then they are trying to figure out how he got up there so then they go ahead and they start climbing up some of the Rocks right so then they turn police B Camp they turn and when they turn to him in the tank he's gone and so you're like okay he on drugs but is he magic because that's a different situation if can you imagine if a magician is on drug David Blain already like that Imagine David blae on drugs that'd be a problem make you feel like you on drugs and so so then he's gone he's gone because even though he's on drugs he had the presence of mind that hey that's the police they probably won't talk to me and so then he jumped out of the tank but the tank is like 18 ft high right so this man naked jumped out of the tank just onto the ground and he landed Family Guy style right so this dude has knocked himself out on the ground right and he lay and he laying over here like this like he just fully fully passed out and you can even hear a cop through another cop's body cam turn and he's not there and then they see him on the ground and you hear another cop go oh [ __ ] like and then they they come down now this man is is like fully fully out right but he is on drugs and so the drugs do wake him up just in time because now the cops are over right I don't know if they had actually grabbed his wrist yet or anything but this dude immediately wakes up on drugs flips over and kicks one of the cops in the balls right so that cop goes down I don't know what the code for it but he's not getting back up for a minute okay and now now the cops are all have bent knees cuz they're like okay we got a live one here like he got a lot of fight in them right and I I almost never feel bad for the police but in this in this instance I'm not going to lie I feel I feel pretty bad for those officers cuz they try to catch a dude who is on drugs and naked and wet so he is very hard to catch basically impossible cuz every time they grab this man he over here like no uh-uh no thank you oh no no jail for me no hey he's slippery as a fish so they really can't get a hold of no uh-uh no jail doesn't feel nice no I don't want to I don't want it it is horrible cuz then there's really nothing to grab and I'm telling you cuz he was naked in the tank and we saw it there's nothing to grab right so like so they are fighting the cashes dude they finally get a hold of them cuz I think they just been drying them off this whole time you know what I mean through the entire scuffle and they finally get them handcuffed and they're walking them out and as they're walking them out this is back on people's falls out as they're walking around he walking past people who've been recording on their phones and he's going now this next part is not on camera I had to read about this they take him outside they put him in the back of the cop car and this is the first time where even though he is on drugs he's not having a good time cuz now he in the back of the cop car going hm this feels unfair and then on drugs he starts kicking the door and because he's on drugs even though he got a naked wet foot he is so strong that he is kicking the car door so hard he is warping the metal right hey I saw that and I was like he must kick that cop's dick off like that's that's horrible police had to come out and make a statement the next day where they were like we hope that his actions on camera will lead to better decisions in the [Music] future also we expect offsh Ortiz to make a full recovery I try to be a good friend to my friends with anxiety cuz I have I have anxiety too but like it's hard to be to really be there for someone with anxiety because that they're right do J like if you ever really listen to an anxious person talk they're making some very Salient points like their points are actually so good it start to jack up my anxiety cuz I was like [ __ ] I didn't think about that that oh no that's the worst I'll tell you this one time one time a a friend called me and he was not doing well at all and he was telling me how he wanted to you know end it and everything and then just started describing to me everything that was wrong in his life and as I listened to my friend I realized that we had the same life and I'd be lied if I said I get a little defensive cuz he over here telling me he's like I can't do it anymore just I'm a grown man eat TV dinners every night I'm like well maybe you doing your best all [Laughter] right it's like I'm doing open mics every night to a bunch of people who just feel like I'm bothering them while they try watch the game I'm like well maybe you go get better one [Music] day it's weird how much anxiety there is over the election like like truly nobody's happy like no like everybody's like ah you even feel how it got in here everybody is like bummed out you know is is it's odd right cuz it's like a rematch nobody [Laughter] wanted it feels really really crazy and that's why if I'm being honest with you I think I try to think a lot about how to solve big problems right and I'm not a doctor I'm not an engineer I'm not even helpful all right but I think about how to solve big problems and I think that in this scenario and I want to be clear where I'm coming from I'm not like I don't I I mean this across the board you know I I grew up in Louisiana I lived in Chicago I live in New York now I travel around the country I'm not just speaking with like some partisan idea in mind I'm saying I think that for this election and just this one right for this one election that the presidential race should be a race because no matter who wins I think we will be more astonished been upset you know what I mean like no matter who wins we're going to be like I didn't know he had it in him man that's that's [Music] wild

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Length: 18min 20sec (1100 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 28 2024