Guest Host Wanda Sykes on Trump Praising Hitler, Republicans Refusing Vaccines & Gay Couches!

thank you thank you so much have a seat thank you so much hello and welcome to jimmy kimmel live i'm your guest host wanda sykes this is my second night here uh last night i started a rumor that jimmy's in rehab i encourage you all to tweet your support for jimmy with the hashtag cottonmouth kimmel a lot of you reached out with words of encouragement jimmy hope rehab going good [Applause] good luck jimmy kimmel you can make it one day at a time sending strength and positive vibes to cottonmouth kimmel you got this bro that's a good start that's a good start but we can't stop now jimmy needs us more than ever oh and i failed to mention last night the thing he's addicted to is steroids oh it's a tough time but he's jacked as hell right now so please show him you care use our new hashtag jacked up jimmy jimmy we're sending our best to you when you're scrunched up roid nuts [Laughter] we have a special guest on the show tonight all the way from minneapolis the kid who holds the guinness world record for the biggest mouth gate and he's 16 years old and his mouth can fit all kinds of stuff here he is backstage earlier today having a quadruple burger yeah and later we're gonna put that jaw to the test speaking of big mouth kids donald trump remember him well you're not gonna believe this but he said something crazy according to a new tell-all book back in 2019 trump told his chief of staff and i quote hitler did a lot of good things [Applause] now to be fair we don't know which hitler trunk was talking about could have been steve hitler guillermo was there steve hitler i don't think so i don't think so either come on hitler did a lot of good things hitler only did one good thing he killed hitler so this is interesting according to new research counties that voted for trump have lower vaccination rates 80 percent of democrats have received at least one shot of a vaccine only 45 percent of republicans have had one shot you know for a party that claims to be pro-life they're acting very pro-death you know they say republican men are the least likely to get vaccinated but they are the most likely to google pill that fixes baldness and penis that's true less than half the country is fully vaccinated which is ridiculous basically dying from covert in america at this point is optional it's like getting gored at the running of the bulls you get a horn up your ass that's on you but hey at least we have a vaccine now right and it's easy to forget how bad things were a year ago so let's take a look back in tonight's edition of this week in covet history this week in covet history it's july 2020 and america's punch bowl has been spiked we really had a big spike here in miami-dade southern california which is also seeing a big spike texas experiencing a major spike there's a spike in cases one of the biggest spikes that's an amazing spike no this is an amazing spike look at him go good boy spike what are we talking about oh yes things are bad it's even tearing through tulsa town we do have the highest number of cases and you know we've had some significant events in the past few weeks that more than likely contributed to that what baloney brain would hold a huge event during a pandemic make america great again he's super spreading the news the good news we're doing a great job we've made a lot of progress i think we're going to be in very good shape and if anyone knows good shape it's president porkchop how can the president say that the country is in good shape right now a lot of hospitalizations aren't pertaining to covid a lot of it is elective surgeries and other surgeries that have opened up it's an epidemic of boob jobs and here comes the biggest boob of them all finally wearing a mask i think it's a great thing to wear a mask i've never been against masks never let's go to the microfiche i think wearing a face mask i don't know i don't see it for myself i just i just don't you're gonna have to take that off please he's got the largest mask i think i've ever seen joe feels very safe in a mask i don't know maybe he doesn't want to expose his face you're constantly touching it i don't want to touch your damn mask don't mask don't tell but watch your backside donnie de louise obama's old pal is after your job [Music] kanye west has thrown his hat in the ring tj he's been talking about running for president for a while and he already has a slogan jesus take the wheel this has been this week in covet history boy how far we haven't come so the olympics are about two weeks away yesterday we learned that america's fastest woman shakira richardson will not compete in the games shakira was suspended because she tested positive for marijuana which is considered a performance-enhancing drug by the dopes at the world anti-doping agency i mean that makes no sense marijuana doesn't enhance your performance at all unless that performance is taking down a bag of tostitos i think we're looking at this the wrong way shakira richardson won't miss the olympics the olympics will miss shacarey richardson why are they why are they even doing the olympics nobody in japan wants them tokyo declared a covet state of emergency today they may not even have any fans in the stands the whole thing is a mess i say we postponed the olympics until shakiri gummies runs out she runs out of gummies there go who's with me meanwhile something's going down in canada that we need to discuss you know ikea the furniture slash meatball makers well ikea and canada tried to do something nice to honor pride month they put out a line of sofas that were supposed to be a celebration of the lgbtq community i got all the letters right did i leave anything out oh you got it gbtq all the letters thank you great drive but they made some very questionable choices and one of the writers here at the show has some very strong feelings about them here to weigh in on the ikea pride sofas is louis fertel to vertell it like it is thank you wanda pride themed couches from ikea this topic is important to me because one i'm gay two i own a couch you think i watch wheel of fortune on a bean bag dream on ikea's pride couches are based on the color schemes of various pride flags like many queer people these couches are bright bold and sometimes so tacky i can't stand it [Applause] take a look at this couch inspired by the gay pride flag that's real if i told you that was inspired by something would you guess pride flag i would guess hawaiian funeral there's a volcano nearby and that's where we're dumping aunt kathy's ashes next a couch inspired by the lesbian pride flag okay couches are crucial for lesbians because as you know many lesbians disappear in their homes for months at a time hanging out with their wonderful dogs who are always named luna i like this couch it looks like every blouse blanche wore on the golden girls okay next stick with me here a couch inspired by the asexual pride flag this sofa looks like a dancer from the moulin rouge died inside of it and that's all that's left of her okay this next couch is inspired by the transgender pride flag i think it's the cutest one i don't have room in my place right now for a unicorn nursery but maybe i will in the future now watch this here's the most controversial one of all please prepare yourselves and avert your gay kid's eyes this is real this couch is inspired by the bisexual pride flag oh yes oh yes that couch would strangle you in beetlejuice it says when you change or to and no one believes you and it's inexplicably covered in severed arms and hands can you imagine bringing a date home to this yeah let's hook up on the nobody believes you couch in short it's a friendly no from me queer people are constantly standing up for their rights and ikea is literally telling us to sit down i'd like to change ikea's couches myself but instead i'll send them a 30 page manual and a tiny little wrench and let them fix it themselves

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Length: 11min 54sec (714 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 07 2021