Welcome to "Good Mythical More." People say things with confidence that are completely wrong. You might be one of those people. If you've said some of the things that we're gonna witness that
some people have said today, then you're gonna stand corrected, and you're gonna thank us for it. Life's gonna be better. All right, so let's
explore wild miss-sayings of common sayings. Well, let's start with a word that we might not know the definition to and try to guess it.
Okay, all right. All right, let will get us in the mood. Slumbullion. Slumbullion. Slumbullion? So the word slum and then
the word bullion together. Slumbullion. Slumbullion. It's like a bullion is a small thing- Concentrated flavor. That then disseminates itself
throughout a larger thing. I think this is a teeny nap. A slumbullion. I'm just gonna take a slumbullion. Like a slumber? It's a French nap. It's like the French tuck, but it's a French nap.
I think he's right. I think it's a little nap. Slumbullion. Cheap or insubstantial stew. Insubstantial stew? So it's basically like watered down stew. Insubstantial stew is like
the least important thing in the world. Like a prison stew. Prison stew, slumbullion. Don't get caught taking
a slumbullion in prison. See, I think my definition works better. The English language is- Malleable. Malleable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so I'm gonna show you an example of what we're talking about here. Okay. Somebody misunderstanding
what should be written. So here's the example. I thought we were all adults, I didn't think we were
in kidney garden anymore. So obviously this person thought kindergarten was kidney garden. Kidney garden. To really spell it out for you. You really think they thought that? Yes. I love the fact that
the way that it came out was then they were correcting somebody for being childish. Yeah. Yeah, that hurts.
Kidney garden. So usually that kidney garden, that's gonna be blurred out. Kidney garden.
And you're gonna compete to guess, you know, what they misheard, what they put there instead. Did they actually think
it was a garden of kidneys for all these years? Yeah, little kids' kidneys. This person's old enough
to comment on the internet, good gracious. It doesn't take much to
get a Twitter account. Did they not go to kindergarten? Or a Facebook account. Where are the kidneys?
What 'til you see the rest. Been waiting all year for this. Leaving preschool.
Okay, here's a playable one for you. "A basic website costs 10K or 25K upwards "if you want all the ," he said. So I'll tell you that
he was trying to go for- Maybe don't tell us. I think I know. I think I know. I think I know too, and I hope he doesn't know. 25K if you want all the- I think I got this one. I think I got this one, Link. I think I have this one.
And I think, that you think you got it too. What did you think he said? I thought he said, if you
want all the Belgian whistles. Oh, I thought it was belts and thistles. 'Cause we both thought it was- Bells and whistles. Let's see what he said. Belgian whistles! No! Yes! Belgian whistles. Redemption!
Wow. You're good at this game. I didn't even tell you what the thing was. Well, I knew that. I was good at that. Okay. Belgian whistles. We were both good at that. Belgian whistles. Belgian whistles. I mean, so if you think... I mean, this is kind
of feasible, it's like- I bet you they're nice, Belgian whistles. Right, it's kind of like- They're very precise. I know they have a lot of
church bells in Belgium. So why not whistle? Belgian whistles might
be the nicest whistles. If I found out that the nicest whistles were made in Belgium, I
would be like, that tracks. Yeah, I know, it could work. It's like proximity to Switzerland, where they're making all the watches. Right. Well, we can't get watches,
but we'll take whistles. I was halfway there. Give me another shot. Okay, here you go. Ahhaha, my parents are prob gonna buy and a cake. What the is ? Please don't tell me
you mean filet mignon. Ooh. Okay. So I guess it's filet mignon. Ahhaha, my parents are prob gonna buy... Filet mignon, filet mignon and a cake. This person knew what they
were trying to get to. What the hell is it? Yeah, Rhett, it was filet mignon. Yeah, I'm saying, so you gotta be able to pick it out of that. Prob gonna buy filet mignon. Filet mignon, filet mignon. It also bugs me we don't have the context for this, 'cause this person just seems also like they're putting the laughter... There's too much laughter
around that phrase, you know? Yeah, yeah, delete those faces.
Yeah. Unless it's a punchline for something. And I love it when the person laughing is the stupid person. I have a guess. Okay. Have you written yours? Yeah. I think it's flamin' yawn. Ooh, that's good.
Flamin' yawn. That's way better than- Like Flamin' Hot Cheetos, but . That's way better than a laid onion. A laid onion? My parents are prob
gonna buy a laid onion. A laid onion. It's a laid onion and a cake. A laid onion. A flamin' yawn- That's like a medium-sized nap. Dude, you might have it. A flamin' yawn. Let's see. Flaming young.
Ooh, flaming young. I mean, flamin' yawn is pretty dang good. That's pretty good. It's what dragons do when
they're sleeping but mad. You woke them up from their... What's it called? Slumbullion. Slumbullion. Only French dragons though. You gonna give me that one for halfsies?
Yeah, I'm gonna give... I think that your creativity
really showed in that, Link. It did, didn't it? We're all proud of you. How about this one? Are you gonna come save this blank, blank? What, blank? I am your blank, blank, come save me! Oh, you said it twice. Do you mean my damsel in distress? Are you gonna come save
this damsel in distress? Damsel in distress. Damsel, damsel in distress. Damsel in distress. It has to cease having meaning, so then you can put new words to it. Damsel in distress. Okay, I think I got it. I can't get... I've got all of it except
the first part, I feel like. Damsel, damsel. Okay. Okay. You're snickering at yourself, so you want me to go first? I mean, it's not that funny. Mine's not funny at all. I think it was damsel in this dress. Ooh, you're good at this. Damsel in this dress. Because I put my favorite
band, Dam Stool and the Stress. Wanna go see Dam Stool and the Stress? Dam Stool. I think you're right, man. What's a dam stool? Is that when you're on
the bottom side of a dam, but you wanna look over it? It's like constipation. It's like stress-induced constipation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But damsel in this dress, that's it, bro. Yeah, that's it, actually. Yes!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like gestured with my hand at the monitor that I am watching as if I was presenting to you
and people who could see me. Like this? What the answer was. Yeah, this is it right here. This is it. Okay.
I'm good at this, 'cause I'm good at doing this. How about this next one? You awake, boy? Yes or no to hanging out today? I like there's two options
to this, yes or no. I can't today, I have to finish some boop. Who is boop, and why is
there more than one boop? Okay, so no real answer here. I can't today, I have
to finish some blank. Who is blank and why
is there more than one? Got it. I can't today, I have to finish some- I think I got this one. Okay, so you think you got it? I don't think I have it. I can't today, I have to finish some- I feel like you should get this one. I don't think I'm right, but I think- I can't today, I have to finish some... Okay. I know it's a name that's plural, so I can't today, I have
to finish some Richards. Who is Richard, and why is there more than one Richards?
That's close. I think they- Wait, wait, wait, so what did you think
they were trying to say? I don't know. I think they probably
trying to say chores, right? And so I went with Charles. Oh. I have to finish some Charles. Close. Some Charles? That's my name. Let's see what they actually said. Aarons. Oh, you were so close. Aarons. Some Aarons. A-A-ron. Richards. And why is there more than one Aaron? That's embarrassing. Which thing? What they did or what you did?
That I wrote Richards. Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I wrote Richards. Have you like read your
kids' writing/text? No. Like, read their text threads? No, like when you kids text
you, have you read them? Do you read your kids' texts? No. My kids haven't done
anything this bad, but- I have to finish some Aarons. They make some mistakes that those of us with a Miss McClam eight grade English education wouldn't make. We got really good- We got really good vocabulary. Yeah. We did. We got really good education. We got the best.
Yeah, we did. We never finished Aarons. Okay, let's see another one. But the thing that we
always argue about is... What do we say on Ear Biscuits a lot? We end up talking about? Honing on versus homing
in and how both are truth. They're both correct, but the original is homing,
like a homing pigeon. Let's see another one. When I saw you, I was boop. You what? I was boop when I first saw you, like I was stunned by your beauty. Do you mean taken aback? Yeah. When I saw you I was taken aback. I was taken aback. Is this as simple as it
seems like it might be? Maybe. Well then, I'm gonna
beat you to the punch, so I can get the points, taken out back. I said, it was taking a bat. What is taking a bat? It's taking a bath. Oh. Taking a bath. Like, stealing a bat. Is this as straightforward and simple as I think it is? Taking a bat. When I saw you, I was taking a bat. Taken out back makes the most sense of everything that I'm seeing here, right? Why would someone think for
a portion of their lives, up until this point in this text thread that taken aback was taking a bath? Like, ooh, when I saw
you, I was taking a bath. Well, because- Unless you were actually taking a bath. I think it's probably because
this person is stupid, if you wanna know the
answer to your question why. When I saw you, I was taking a bath. What, did he walk by the
bathroom window or something? I was taken aback when I first saw you. That doesn't make sense- Like, I was stunned by your beauty. They're like, it doesn't make sense, but that's like how a lot of
euphemisms don't make sense, so it's probably got
some old English origin, you know, taking a bath. It was uncommon back in the day. They were probably
thinking it's more slang, like I'm taking a bath in your beauty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was taking a bath. Like, I'm bathing in your good looks. Ooh, I like that. But he did literally
say, like, I was stunned by your beauty. Stunned? Yeah, just covered in
beauty, just bathed in. I was taking a bat. Okay, here's another one. Subway's White Nut cookies are so good. Oh, no.
Oh, man, here we go. White nut cookies. Here we go. And it's two words, but I think in reality,
it's only one word. I got it. And it really makes sense. It really makes sense in context too. All right. Mine doesn't make that much sense. How about, Subway's White
Matt Damon Nut cookies are so good. I think that's it. White Matt Damon. White . White Matt and Damien. Matt and Damien nut, it's like Damien got his
nuts in that cookie too. Okay, you're both all over it, but this is what they actually wrote. Matt Damon, that's a good guess. Michael?
Michael Damien? Michael Damien. Michael Damien. White Michael Damien nut. Michael Damien. Michael Damien nut.
It gets better. Michael Damien. White Michael Damien. Macadamia. Macadamia. This is someone who listens quite a lot, but doesn't ever read. It's somebody who- If you hear somebody talk, you may be- It sounds like somebody
who calls their friends whose names are Michael, Michael. Michael Damien. Michael, get over here, Michael. Michael Damien. Michael's last name is Damien. They are so good though, they really are. White Michael Damien. Michael, Michael Damien. White Michael Damien nut cookies. Which Micheal, the white one. The white one. Give me that white Michael. Okay, here's another. What did you get to eat last night? Boop. I don't know how you spell it. I don't know how to spell it. Okay, this could be a lot of things. Yeah. It could be anything they ate last night. So what are foods that are hard to spell? Do you want me to give you what they were going for?
No. No, okay, okay. But I do before you give the answer.
What's a list of things you could eat last night? Yeah, go down that path. What did you get? I think we might need it. Is it supposed to be beef stroganoff? No. Okay, that was a good guess. That's a good clarification. Yeah, 'cause you know what
you could mistake that as. Beet stroganoff. Beet stroganoff. Beet and stroking off. Beating and stroking off. I don't know how to spell it. Okay, give me a hint.
Tell us what it is. Shrimp scampi. Oh, gosh! Shrimp scampi. I don't know how to spell it. How hard is it to spell shrimp scampi? How hard is it to spell it in a way that doesn't make it something
that's worthy of this? First of all, you got to
misspell shrimp, I guess. Shrimp scampi. So they thought they misspelled it, but really, I think they were
just thinking the wrong thing. Shrimp. Okay. Trimscamme. Yeah, that's it. That's definitely- Delicious. That's definitely it, right? I said, shramp camping. Ooh, close.
Shramp camping. Shramp camping. Let's see. Shrimps camping! Shrimps camping. Hold on, and did this person Midjourney a response to them? It's shrimps camping and
I think it's just a photo of last time that they
saw shrimps camping. Yeah. That's what I was gonna clarify as well. That is great. Shrimps camping, wow. Shrimps do camp. Today I learned. Get a little something to remember us by when you shop the Good
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