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(lion roaring) (wheel spinning) - Okay. - Welcome to Good Mythical More. - Check your voicemail. Oh, we got a new voicemail, let's listen. - [Automated Voice] Welcome to
the check your voicemail spot on the Wheel of Mythicality. - Hmm. - [Automated Voice] To hear a compliment from a Mythical Beast, press one. To hear a complaint from a Mythical Beast about an obscure detail for
the 93rd time, press two. (laughs) - [Automated Voice] If you
asked how tall you are, press three. - (laughs) Okay. - [Automated Voice] To hear a a cat person scoff at Rhett, press four. - Mm. - [Automated Voice] To
hear a cat scoff at Link, press five. - Wow, I like this-- - To exit, look into the camera now. Goodbye. - Wow. - What?
- Can I pick one? - Yes. - Well, this is a new voicemail system. Before, they would just
leave us a voicemail. Now there's a whole menu. - Right, you got a whole menu. - I don't think that's
how voicemail works. But, you know what, that
was the best voicemail we've ever received Link, that was it. - That was the voicemail
itself, is what you're saying? - That was the voicemail that was left. - I wanna hear message
number two about an annoying detail you've heard for the 93rd time. Can we hear that? - I think, that, there is not. - That was the voicemail? - That was the voicemail from a fan. - Oh, I thought that was your producer. - I thought it was too, but it's not. - But, you know, if you had have chewed-- - Have choosed, I would've choosen two. - (laughs) If you had chewed
anything in that previous episode, there would've
been complaints about Link's chewing, because he's
known for his loud chewing. But, his sucking is fine. (laughs) - And this a complaint? So at this moment, with Rainn here, you're going to turn
this into a complaint? You're complaining about
me, and my chewing? - People complain about me,
complaining about you chewing. And now I'm just saying, they
complain about you chewing. - I'm complaining, I'm kind
of back-handed complaining about your back-handed complaint. - Guys, stop fighting, stop fighting! - I'm just trying to kill baby Hitler. Cause no one else will!
- Yeah, leave it to me. - Who's the A-hole? That's the question, there's a whole reddit thread associated with this. People post things that they've done that they're basically confessing to, that I guess people in their
real, non-reddit lives, have given them feedback, hey, what you did, made you an A-hole. - Right. - So then they write up this
thing on reddit, and they ask reddit, hey, when I
did this, was I an A-hole? And, I enjoy reading these,
and now we're gonna read a few and see if we agree-- - That was a strange explanation
of what it was but I think we all know.
- It was close enough but listen, I did one yesterday,
can I, before we get to the cards, can we go off
script here a little? - Oh yeah. - So this was a little bit
of a moral quandary for me, I was going five miles
an hour down the 101. And there was a guy in front of me-- - Slow down buddy. - (laughs) in a BMW, and
his vanity license plate was D-D-S C-P-A - Oh, he's a dentist accountant. - A dentist accountant, and
I took a picture of his car and his license plate, and
then on my Instagram story I said, he left off A-S-S. (both laugh) - 'Cause it just seemed so
braggy, like oh DDS, oh, I'm a DDSCPA driving a BMW. A lot of three letters--
- Right, yeah, uh-huh. - So, was I the A-hole? - No, he was. - Is he the A-hole? - He's the A-hole, for sure. - I don't know, uh-oh. What do we got here? - You posted it on the-- - On the interwebs. - On the gram. - Yeah. - You basically called him, an ass. - Yeah, I did. (laughs) - (laughs) The dude is
just, he has two jobs. The dude's working two
jobs, he's working hard man. - Hold on, hold on, but-- - And he's slow, lay off! - Hold on, but, he doesn't
need to let you know what his two jobs are when
you're just driving next to him. - Exactly, why does he have
a vanity plate about it? - (laughs) I'm just
saying, he's working hard. That's my argument. - You know what, if I could
go back and kill that guy as a baby, I would. (laughs) - Kill baby DDSCPA. - We got too many dentists
and too many accountants. - YTA man, YTA, you're saying NYTA. - Alright, alright. - Here, go, you've turned yours over. - Yeah, I have, okay, am I
the A-hole for meowing at my cat while he pooped? (laughs) - Is there a whole thing to this? - There is, my cat is now
about a year old, fully into his bratty teenager/young adult cat phase. He's been doing this new
thing where whenever I go to take a poop, he scream
meows at the door and claws it. Claws, it, not closet. This guy's not taking craps in his closet. - Claws at it. (meows) Yeah. So the cat scream meows
at him when he poops. - Yeah, sounds like he's dying out there. I tried leaving the door
open once and he just came in and screamed at me closer. Is this a big deal? Not according to my girlfriend but she's not the one trying
to take a poop with a cat screaming at her. Had a great idea last night,
I sat and waited for my cat to enter the bathroom, when
he did I ran into the bathroom and found him taking a
poop, I began to meow at him as loudly as I could to
show him how it feels to poop with someone meowing at you. He finished his poop and ran off and he didn't even look at me. My girlfriend, however,
looked at me while she told me that I was being an A-hole and giving me cat litter box
anxiety, which I Googled, and I didn't see anything
remotely comparable to this situation. I took a poop today and the cat didn't meow at me at all.
- Really? - So I think he got the message. - Wow. - Girlfriend is still pissed
since she's really protective of the cat's feelings. Am I the A-hole? No, you're a saint sir.
- Yeah. You know what he needs to
do, this person, is break up with that stupid girlfriend. (laughs) As quickly as possible. - Yeah. - You know, forget the cat. The girlfriend is the A-hole. (laughs) - NTAH, definitely. It worked, that's the brilliant part about it.
- Yeah! - Yeah, the fact that the
cat responded I think is all the proof that you need. - I thought that the cat
wanted to come in, and watch the poop happen, but then,
because the cat continued, that's what's so bizarre. - Yeah, the cat was being an A-hole. It's just being disruptive.
- He's just being himself. - Did you guys hear about that
great George Clooney prank that he pulled on Richard
Kind who was his old roommate? This reminds me of that, can
we go off script a little bit? - Yes. - So, Richard Kind is
an actor, Google him. Had a cat, and George Clooney,
he would go off to work and George Clooney would take his
poops out of the litter box, every day, and Richard Kind
would come home and be like, the cat's not pooping,
this cat is constipated, he's not pooping. Days and days and days went by, he's like, I gotta take him to the
vet, this is terrible, I can't see poop anywhere,
the cat is only inside, there's no poop in the litter
box, what is happening? And then, like on the fifth
day, George Clooney, when he had to take a poop, went and
(beep) in the little box, a giant log. So when Richard Kind came home and saw it, he's like, oh my god! (laughs) That's a true story. It's the greatest prank I've ever heard. - And you know Clooney got some big logs. (laughs) - That's his screen name, big logs. - Big logs is his vanity plate. (laughs) - Okay, so you're--
- Alright, let me read mine. - Well hold on, we
gotta know the reaction. - [Producer] Yeah, you have to
reveal, so you're all saying that he is not an A-hole.
- I forgot about that. - He's not the A-hole,
but people love animals. - [Producer] Reddit said
that he was the A-hole. - What, reddit. - I love animals, I don't
like cats but I do not wish violence upon them, but I
don't think that this cat actually had any problems with this. This was just a slight corrective action. The cat's gotta take that. - That just shows you what
idiots people are on reddit. Hasn't reddit spawned every
ridiculous conspiracy theory known to man? - I like reddit. (laughs) - Do you have like some deal with reddit? - (laughs) I'd like to
have a deal with reddit. (laughs) I do like reddit, and I read this thread, and I
usually agree, so I'm really blown away by that one. Am I the A-hole for throwing a... Did I say A-hole weird, A-hole. Am I the A-hole for throwing
a soda on the ground near the dude I bought it for? Hmm, seems like yes, but let's read on. - At this point yeah. - I was going to McDonald's
for a quick bite to go when a drunk, maybe homeless,
definitely in some state, guy, asked if I could buy him burger. I said sure, so I buy two
big cheeseburger meals and walk out. I've got all the food in the bag and two drinks in the other. I set the drinks down on an outside table and fish out one burger
and hand it to him. He takes the top off the
burger and blurts out that he hates tomatoes. (all laughing) And throws the burger at my feet. Without really thinking,
I pick up the drink I bought for him and throw it at his feet. He started yelling at me and
calling me a tomato A M-effer. That was actually kinda funny. - It's tomato ass (beep). (laughs) - To clarify. - I picked up my burger
and took my tomato-ass away from there. Am I the A-hole? - Yes!
- Yes, you are, for sure. - Yes, this guy is mentally
deranged and homeless and has a screw loose. So it's not like a tit for
tat, it's not like your friend, Ashley, you know? And you're throwing the soda down.
- Yeah, Exactly. It's like yeah, sometimes
that's what's gonna happen when you try to help somebody
in that state of mind, they're gonna be, you
know, they're gonna respond in a way that doesn't
seem exactly grateful. That doesn't mean, you,
who are in a position to buy the meal for this
guy, should then throw a soda at his feet. - I think it exposes why
this person, and by the way, this person isn't watching,
so we don't wanna be angry at the viewer. (laughs) - You guys are getting angry again like that person is watching. This A-hole's not watching. - I'm talking to all the other
people who think he wasn't an A-hole. - I think that this A-hole,
it's clear that his or her motive was not to be kind
to somebody, but to get gratitude back for being kind to somebody. That's a problem. A-hole.
- A-hole, what'd they say? - [Producer] Can I also just
say that like to react by throwing something that is
gonna make such a big mess and just react that way,
like that's a different kind of person too--
- It's an A-hole! - [Producer] Like to have
that immediate reaction. - So you agree. I might do it, but I'd
be ashamed that I did it and I would say I was an A-hole. - [Producer] So this post was voted-- - Let me just put it this way,
Jesus wouldn't throw the coke down on the street, okay?
- That's right. - He's more of a Dr. Pepper man. (laughs) - [Producer] This post
was voted the best thread of 2018 for the am I the A-hole? sub reddit, and instead of
a traditional conclusion, they voted this person, a
tomato-ass mother-effer, referencing the post.
- (laughs) Yeah, and that is accurate.
- So we agree, and finally. - Ding ding. Am I the A-hole for allowing
two teenagers to be spit on by a llama? - Mhmm, okay. - Probably say no, 'cause they
mostly deserve to be spat on by llamas, and other kinds of creatures. I work at a petting zoo and this weekend we had two teenagers, around
16, boyfriend and girlfriend, who were antagonizing a llama. No good. I told them, you might wanna cut that out, llamas spit in self defense. - Warning. - Which is a warning, yeah that's fair, but they kinda laughed my warning off. Now I knew that llama
spit was a whole lot worse than they probably thought it was, but I decided not to tell
them about that aspect of llama spit, I figured
if they persisted, I trust the llama to teach them a lesson. The llama was being patient, at one time it gave them a warning spit, just saliva, and they went
ew, and laughed it off, ha ha ha.
- Just saliva? - There's a warning shot.
- Just savlia, so there's more coming apparently, and then they kept going at it. I wonder if they spit anything
like those milkshakes that we had earlier today. Finally the llama had enough and unleashed its green defensive spit-- - Defensive spit.
- That llamas are known for, like a cobra. It got the girl square in the face. (laughs) She dropped to her knees and started retching
and eventually threw up. Her boyfriend was gagging and ran away towards the building that I was in. To make things worse for
them, I didn't even let them come in to wash up in the
petting zoo's only bathroom. I told them I didn't want that
smell inside, and made them leave the farm without washing up. Am I the A-hole? The girl's parents called
me the next day and yelled at me saying it was too harsh. Maybe it was, I knew that if
you don't wash out llama spit right away the smell sinks into your skin--
- Oh god, okay. - And becomes extremely
hard to remove, but I wanted the lesson to sink in.
- I'm getting really nervous. (laughs) I'm getting really nervous that our producers are like
let's get our hands on some llama green spit.
- Yeah, milkshakes. Llama green spit milkshakes. - We're gonna be eating
this in a few weeks. - Up until the very last part
where she didn't let them go into the bathroom to wash
up, I was definitely on team you are not the A-hole. I'm still tempted to
let the lesson sink in. - They were torturing, bothering an animal. That's no good man, that's no good. - I liked it when the strategy was let the llama you know, do its thing, for justice.
- She did warn it. She did warn them about that
there was spit, and that spit was--
- Leaving it at that but then like saying okay now I'm
not gonna let you in. You know, it's like, I think
it's borderline A-hole. I'm saying ultimately, you reveled in it too much,
you became the A-hole. - I think when the reaction
was that violent and there was the full retching, the lesson
was learned at that point. - Yeah, clean them up. They learned their lesson.
- Clean up, and I'll just kind of look at you with a judgemental face at that
point, but let you clean up. - I'm still not the A-hole.
- No A-hole, and we're saying, slightly A-hole-ish.
- I don't like teenagers. - Where did they land?
- So, reddit voters decided that this person was not the A-hole. (laughs) - But not by much probably. - I think if you're judging
the majority of the story, definitely not an A-hole. Yeah so, okay. - [Producer] So that means
that Rainn takes home the win for this.
- What do I win? - You win a cup of defensive green spit. - Yay! (laughs)
- We have it. We'll mail it to you.
- Yeah, in a vial. - Thanks for hanging out with us man. - Hey, all right.
- This was quite a ride. - All right guys, this was a lot of fun. - Great to see ya.
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