God Hates Gamers

i i i beat call of duty the the newest one that came out i beat it in three days loser i agree three days to beat call of duty it takes like four hours it takes four hours you are a [ __ ] loser i agree i had the top score online and i in my online gaming i'm the i'm the top ranked player loser that's pretty impressive though he's wrong there you're pathetic you're a loser your life is a joke okay jesus all right all right please christ lord sorry is this like a skit or something or is this real he's a feminine he's a [ __ ] what what just happened uh hey i can look at me i'm daring i can eat doritos with one hand put them in my mouth and drink some poison pop with this hand and never push pause it's water you're such a man did a gamer [ __ ] his girlfriend or something what happened here i was a single guy till i was 36 years old that sounds about right he's effeminate he's a [ __ ] yeah that sounds about par for the course too much stuff to do oh this is edited man now i wasn't a man in the past when i was playing video games but uh don't you think your wife would rather be married to a real man like you the 36 year old virgin yes a real man says hey let's go out and uh pass out gospel traction let's go do this hey what's up babe let's pass out the bible this guy is cool who's this you're playing little games you're a loser so who was that that was clearly edited from like a sermon i don't think he posted that himself god hates video games three reasons why god hates video oh i'm in okay casting down the controller casting down the controller three reasons why god hates video games hit me buzzfeed let's run it you're in titus chapter two you say brother sean why are you preaching about video games because this is an epidemic hey now young man playing video games all day long for hours i see it every single week and it sickens me oh voice crack ooh boom for kids right that's for like 12 and 13 year olds the average age of video game players in the united states this year was 36 years old yeah six and a half shame that is actually embarrassing numbers those are rookie numbers like god hates them you're right i'm mad about this because this is a vain waste of time and i suck at games first thing [ __ ] makes me mad with a piece of plastic looking at a bunch of lights on a blinking screen it means nothing you understand yeah what you should be doing this man played overwatch one time and got a bad teammate likewise is you getting the high score on mario a pattern of good works really no i mean by its very definition it is but yeah it's gravity sincerity when you're playing these violent video games uh do they have sound speech are they saying edifying words no they're not yeah [ __ ] yeah they are and they're vile all day long for hours for six and a half hours a day is okay it's a sin it's horrible god hates it i mean a lot of things are vain though like this suit you don't need to be wearing a suit could you be wearing something minimalist the flesh profit it's you know semantics i guess you're bejeweled it profits nothing all right does he only know mobile games hit me with a pc game say witcher 3. it gives up large numbers once you delete all those video games off your phone and take your xbox and toss it out the window that's good advice though stupid get rid of it there is nothing on the xbox worth keeping right now fair it profits nothing is that was a fact 90 of popular video games are violent no all right do you think god likes violence no he doesn't well there's a lot of history that would say otherwise i think in that one i'm not sure there you know you're simulating shedding innocent blood versus really doing it god hates that there's a huge difference what's the difference between killing someone in the game and splitting someone's skull in half in the real world it's the same thing it's the same thing when you [ __ ] in your video game you've lost your virginity in the real world i i actually you know he might be onto something soul hey three subscribers love these violent video games he should slender he hates you his soul hates you god hates you understand wait god hates now what do you mean i'm actually i'm going to just bring up he's not supposed to be hateful video games are that bad why does god hate gamers man call of duty modern warfare 2. classic computer game you guys have all classic i don't have to go everyone over here plays it but it was released in 2009 some of you guys are probably still playing it uh that's what i said 2009 and and you know it generated a a lot of controversy because the fourth level of the game allowed you no russian the best weapons in the whole game it gave people oh no gave you unlimited life it gave you everything what was this level it's a video game it's all unlimited life and in this level you played an undercover cia agent and your job was to go into an airport and mow down men women and children that were pleading for their lives the fourth level of the game that was pretty wild you know you could opt out of that level none of them did because they gave you the best gun it was belt fed i mean it was awesome everyone was playing hey so you admit it was kind of cool it's a good level it was a very important level to the game love violence you murder men women and children that are pleading for their lives didn't god do that with a great flood too like to be fair like you know how are you going to train people it's not like his hands are clean here on mass without even thinking about it what it's not like we're going watching the julie wood movies what is that why would we support julie wood video games what the [ __ ] does that mean the largest video game producer owned by a jew oh [ __ ] oh my god build population control gates oh boy oh boy is that what you want to do oh little boy brother sean we've crossed the line here i don't want to see anyone in here playing you don't like video games but you like twitter and facebook i see oh wow they're vain they're horrible okay they think it's stupid they think it's vain hex box put away that waste station okay we piss box i don't care what it's called get rid of it all right [ __ ] it i'll take a hammer to it i want to watch youtube videos get a dvd player what why you know why i don't have an xbox or a wii or anything like that in my house because you hate fun okay i'm not using that to watch youtube videos i'm i'm i'm using a dvd player or whatever you use a dvd player to watch youtube videos you [ __ ] idiot what do you mean lord thank you so much for this day to preach lord who's that the warden of the psych ward trying to get him back what are you doing preaching here [ __ ] security just storms the podium that was a wild ride i did not expect the conspiracy tirade out of nowhere that was a twist i truly didn't see that coming bringing up bill gates uh population control uh jewish people controlling everything he went full alex jones out of nowhere man they hate video games out here holy [ __ ]

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Published: Fri May 21 2021