Girls TOUCH This When They FLIRT (r/AskReddit)

our slash is graded by I reddit if you like our thumbnail girls and dannan go to journalists using our affiliate link in the description to buy Anam figures merch and some other fun stuff girls have ridet what do you do to show a guy you like him get really close to him but not creepily close make lots of eye contact look at lips touch his arms hug him really tight laugh and giggle like a schoolgirl then pee on him to assert my dominance edit holy crap thanks for the gold stranger after reading a lot of these comments I'm about 99% certain that the girl I have a crush on also has a crush on me or she's a lesbian edit asked her out she said yes update since some of you asked for one we are both introverted debate 8 went as good as I expected it to don't have proof like some of you asked for sorry guy in college memorize all his classes and hours he visits the cafeteria and coffee shop always be there make eye contact and then convince myself he probably thinks I'm a psycho end up hating myself about it repeat everything the next day edit thanks for the up those guys just to clarify a few things it's probably stalking but moderately I only see him in very open places like the cafeteria and I don't do stuff like follow him around the halls that's way too creepy even for me I'm just kind of hoping he'll notice me this girl that's always around because I study and have to eat in the cafeteria too and talks to me suck his [ __ ] lots of casual touches on the arm leg back anywhere I feel is appropriate for the time it's realizing no girl has ever liked me edit in nice thread I do obvious flirts like well I'm sure it doesn't take long for a man like you to get a girl or some gay [ __ ] like that I'm pretty good with just asking asking em if they're single too the latency for a text msg is a couple of seconds and I'm always wearing cute outfits when you see me bite my lips make a lot of eye contact point my boobs in his direction wear shirts I know he can kind of see down drop things and bend over in front of him a lot recently this girl has been staring at me hard like I glanced at her from across the lecture hall and she's full-on no shame staring when I contact his mate she looks away the [ __ ] is going on I usually make a special effort to talk to him and learn about him asking a lot of questions if I'm planning to do something with a group I'll invite him if we have something in common I'll casually suggest we do that together and nbsp I won't outwardly ask him out because I'm too scared but I'm working on it I told the guy I liked that I wanted his [ __ ] in and around my mouth there should be a high school class on how to not be a socially awkward numbers they could name it's theoretical time-domain reflectometry so it would only attract the really awkward cheeks it took me 20 years to find my now wife and it only worked them because an old woman wrote down by now wife's name and phone number on a piece of paper handed it to me and said call her tonight then called my wife and told her he's going to call you tonight answer it it's amazing that humans aren't extinct we all seem to be horrible at dating man I like you a lot we should hang out more often and bang sometimes I like talking to you and your face is nice then I make sure to give him the finger guns to let him know that I'm a cool girl edit guilded say what thanks random stranger this one goes out to you and only you finger gu n s asterisk seductively does nothing to indicate I'm aware of his EXI ste NCE asterisk initiate the mating signal I imagine our relationship marriage and growing old together while avoiding you at all costs and if I do speak with you I stutter and give a like a fool it's not too efficient I'm not very good at being subtle and from my experience 99% of guys miss subtle hints so I've started just being direct and asking guys out now however this'll has to be done on social media or through text because I'm too shy to do it in person and on dates with guys I tend to be very quiet so the quieter I'm on a date the more I like you after a few dates I come out of my shell a bit more and start talking like a normal human being when the time is right pull him in close to give him a hug then whisper in his ear the Lannisters send their regards then stab him in his stomach does any body by chance give a guy a bag of pecans at random to demonstrate attraction this thread is giving me the weirdest boner right now I go up to him and quietly mumble something vulgar and awkward he says what then I say huh we both pause and then I walk away wondering when am I going to grow out of being so awkward or I just buy him a drink I think this thread has gotten me enough carriage and reassurance to tell her thanks random strangers afraid it'll helped me out I shove my fist so far up his ass that I refer to him as mitten I look at the floor as soon as anyone looks at me it's subtle but not too sexy get my Minch out text him back promptly and tell him you like him no point in bothering to beat about the bush if you like someone just tell them don't bother wasting your time on whether they do or don't like you thanks everyone for their nice comments tips eye contact and hope he can read my thoughts usually if I see someone who I find even somewhat attractive I'll subconsciously start straightening out my hair and clothes I asked my guy how he'd feel if a girl asked him for his phone number we were chatting on Facebook and had been doing so a lot he said he'd be totally flattered then I asked for his phone number one day after hanging out all day with my friends I told him that they liked him and that I hoped he already knew that I liked him he said he could tell and that he hoped that I knew he liked me too even though he doesn't do PDA there's nothing wrong with being clear-cut I asked him if he wanted to hear my Chewie impression he said no but I did it anyway he was impressed I'm always smiling and jiggli when I'm with him and I also kiss him differently a bit more passionate in such I'm not a girl but typically if a girl manages to want to talk to me for more than five minutes she's into you this is actually terrible advice don't listen to me Oprah's in my teens memorizes school schedule talk to his friends try to be where he is and then ignore him do not recommend this approach in my twenties memorize his school / work sheduled talk to his friends try to be where he is this is where the game changes little touches here and there initiate more communication always always try to work in alcohol so I could be drunk and blame shenanigans on my drunkenness Semmy recommend this approach in my 30s flirt openly long eye contact more little with appropriate touches make any windows to see how he responds wear nicer form-fitting clothes let him openly get a chance to check out the boobs actually take the step to ask out to lunch / drinks definition recommend this approach my how the game change it get his phone number and text him and offer to go hang out with him then when we get at a reasonably comfortable level with each other offer to put out talk with him endlessly about all kinds of random things I'm a 43 year old woman when I was younger I was like most of you waiting for him to make a move I wasted so many opportunities to meet nice men and now I have regrets my advice to everyone is to take a chance talk to each other's life goes by so quickly it feels like yesterday I was twenty year old if I like you as a friend I tell jokes about poop if I like you as more than a friend I tell jokes that are actually funny and not gross if we are dating I tell jokes about poop i'ma be dude that I have observed girls doing similar things [ __ ] be playful and tease them maybe but I wouldn't do it in an overly flirty way to retain some dignity and if you're in a situation where you're in the same room but not necessarily hanging out I would find alleged reason to go ta you so I can talk to you how about the old-fashioned wink well I invited my now husband to do things on occasion as a friend then one night at a group outing he and his friends were talking about getting a game of Pathfinder going so I volunteered the information that I have my own set of gaming dice they invited me to join he and I hung out a lot started dating and the rest is history just spend time with him and bond over common interests whenever I mix to said person I try to specifically mention things I love and things I hate I'm single so it's probably not doing me any good it's things which most women do in your vicinity regardless of whether they are attracted to you or not I sneak into his house and suck his dick while he's sleeping doesn't work when his GF is staying over though a lot of sexual responses here what happened to a date flowers and paying for dinner sounds marginally Shady she's definitely cheating on you break up with her immediately oh sorry I got a little ahead of myself read it avoid eye contact and touching at all costs use buzzwords like pal friend but think about him every second of the [ __ ] day and then hate myself because I've been freem stoned and there's no hope for me getting out of it because I've successfully convinced him that I'm not interested even though I'm extremely interested and want to be with him oh god I hate myself why try to act cool and impress him with my jokes but instead remain awkward and shy carrots while low-key observing and getting to know him until I realize I don't like him as much as the idealized version in my head put my pinky on he pinky like showing a crush I like them mostly awkward staring then looking away as soon as they look my way sometimes I'm just straightforward as [ __ ] and ask them out because I can flirt for [ __ ] it only works after age 18 now that I'm in college there's too many thirsty guys to the point where I don't even need to flirt sorry for humbler brag reads all of the responses to question asterisk I know any of them have ever happened to where the asterisk asterisk F EE LS dead inside check and see if there are any Diane Arbus exhibits at Museum X or maybe a Danish indie film premiere and see if he wants to tag along it things no woman has ever done with slash to me I tell him as a guy finally the tables turn and I get to say this I would love it if girls could be more direct instead of casually touching me all over my body and [ __ ] like that absolutely nothing they have to be able to read my mind my hints always seem to be too subtle I usually do the whole physical touch thing flirty talking slash texting making up excuses to hang out etc more often than not though I feel like guys just don't get it the last guy I dated texted me constantly for an entire semester always walked me to my car after class hung out with me all the time but never made a move finally after months of me wondering how he felt we were hanging out and watching TV he said he had to get going because it was late and he had work early the next day I took a silent deep breath grabbed all of my courage looked him straight in the eyes and asked are you going to leave without kissing me goodnight he just smiled the cutest goofiest smile and went for it five months of anticipation is a beautiful thing sometimes being out right is the best way to be reading this has made me realize that no girl has ever been into me cuddle I'm not a Cardinal very affectionate and I've had exes complain about my lack of but I'm in love for the first time with my fiance I could cuddle him all day he used to think I was heartless b/c I didn't like being close to anyone law he's my better half most days I say there's a creepy guy who keeps trying to talk to me can you pretend to be my boyfriend to get rid of him please it works really well this one guy has been pretending for almost five years now [Music]

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Length: 14min 8sec (848 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 22 2019