Gino D'Acampo "If my Grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike" -18th May 2010
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That's a somewhat-common saying in Italian when presented with silly hypothetical scenarios: "e se la mia nonna avesse le ruote sarebbe una carriola" which translates to "and if my grandmother had wheels she would be a wheelbarrow"
We also say it in Spanish "si mi abuela tuviera ruedas seria una bicicleta" (exactly what Gino said), or even "if my uncle had tits he would be my aunt"
The look in his eyes of "Oh this bitch. Keep it together Gino, you're on TV right now."
He literally translated a common Italian saying. I sincerely hope this will spread all across the globe
https://youtu.be/Et0bG8V1cCk
All of Gino's appearances have been good.
My favourite in that is when the guest he's cooking with admits to putting salad cream in her bolognese he loses it and has a rant in Italian.
This is my favourite Gino bit on This Morning https://youtu.be/Y8Xii7Wwxdo
As soon as she says "ham", you can see the wheels spinning in his head deciding which unique response he's going to give.
Obligatory "best Gino rant": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Xii7Wwxdo
So appalled by the idea of "salad cream" (yet another crime against humanity the Brits have yet to answer for) that he had to resort to Italian.
(For those wondering he says: "Che schifo! Che schifo! CioΓ¨ tu hai preso una ricetta che mia nonna ha fatto trentβanni fa, e ci vai a mettere un cazz i salad cream sopra?"
Which translated in English means:
"Disgusting! Disgusting! So you took a recipe that my grandma has made thirty years ago, and you go and add some fucking salad cream on it!")
Was funny watching him get baked in San Francisco with Gordan Ramsey and Fred Sirieix a few weeks ago.
cracks me everytime!