Criminal Mastermind - SNL

[ BEEPING ] ♪♪♪ >>> I HEAR IT. IT'S OVER HERE. >> HOW LONG BEFORE THAT THING TURNS THIS PLACE INTO THE INSIDE OF A CUISINART. >> I DON'T KNOW. [ RINGING ] >> HELLO? >> GIRLS AND BOYS COME OUT TO PLAY. THE MOON DOTH SHINE AS BRIGHT AS DAY. >> WHO IS THIS? >> HELLO SLADE. YOU MAY CALL ME JACK. I'LL TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT JACK AND NORY AND NOW MY STORY IS BEGUN. I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER ABOUT JACK'S BROTHER AND NOW MY STORY IS DONE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME SLADE? >> DO I HAVE A CHOICE? >> NEXT TO YOU IS 600 GRAMS OF C-4 EXPLOSIVE. AND I HOLD THE DETONATOR. IF YOU WANT ME TO DEACTIVATE IT, ANSWER MY QUERY. JOHNNY'S MOTHER HAD THREE CHILDREN. ONE WAS APRIL, ONE WAS MAY. AS FOR THE NAME OF THE OTHER CHILD ONLY YOU CAN SAY. YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS. >> GAVE HIM 60 SECONDS. >> COOL. >> YOU GUYS SEEN "STRANGER THINGS"? IT'S COOL. I HEAR IT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY. >> RON, I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU MENTION -- [ RINGING ] >> YES? IT'S JOHNNY. YOU SAID JOHNNY'S MOTHER HAD THREE CHILDREN SO THE THIRD CHILD IS JOHNNY HIMSELF. >> BRAVO SLADE. I CAN SEE KILLING YOU WILL BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. IT SEEMS YOU FORGOT THE CASE OF AMMONIUM NITRATE I LEFT IN YOUR CAR OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL! >> YOU CAN'T DO THAT. THERE'S KIDS IN THERE. >> THERE WON'T BE FOR LONG. UNLESS YOU LISTEN. BECAUSE I'LL ONLY SAY THIS ONCE. THERE IS A WORD. A WONDROUS WORD WITH SIX LETTERS IT CONTAINS. TAKE ONE AWAY FROM THE WORD AND 12 IS WHAT REMAINS. YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS. >> PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT? >> CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? BUT DON'T GET MAD. DO YOU HAVE TO DO THE RIDDLES? >> IF I DON'T DO THE RIDDLES I'M JUST A COMMON THIEF. WE ALL LIKE THE RIDDLES RIGHT. >> NO, NO. PEOPLE LIKE THEM. I DON'T KNOW IF WE NEED THEM. >> WHAT IF THERE ARE PICTURES? >> AND WHAT WOULD THAT LOOK LIKE, RON? >> I DON'T KNOW. WHAT IF YOU HAD TO GUESS HOW MUCH CANDY WAS IN A JAR? >> LOOK I DON'T TELL YOU HOW TO DO THE CHLORINE YOU DON'T TELL ME-- [ RINGING ] >> YES? >> DOZENS. THE WORD IS DOZENS, PLURAL. TAKE AWAY THE S AND YOU HAVE DOZEN. >> YOU HAVE QUITE AN EAR, SLADE. HE GOT IT. HE WON'T GET THIS ONE. I KNEW YOU'D BE A WORTHY OPPONENT BUT THE GAME IS NOT OVER. [ CRASHING ] >> WHAT WAS THAT? >> THE EXITS ARE LOCKED. >> I JUST LOCKED EVERY DOOR IN THE WAREHOUSE. YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES TO LIVE OR ONE MINUTE TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING. IF YOU PLEASE I'M FULL OF KEYS BUT CANNOT OPEN A DOOR. >> PIANO. >> YES. VERY WELL THEN. RATTLE AND HUM I'LL ALWAYS COME BUT NEVER ARRIVE TODAY -- >> TOMORROW. WHAT IS TOMORROW? >> CORRECT. WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA -- >> SPONGEBOB! >> I'M BLOWING UP THE DAMN SCHOOL. >> NO, COME ON, MAN. WE WANT TO PLAY THE GAME. THIS IS FUN. GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 5,237,913

Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, Season 42, Episode 1709, Benedict Cumberbatch, Kyle Mooney, Beck Bennett, criminal mastermind, alex moffat, beck bennett, toy, targets, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, episode 5, Sherlock, Dr. Strange, Doctor Strange, riddles, bomb, Cecily Strong

Id: C6F6kVaGn8s

Length: 3min 26sec (206 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 19 2017