>> ARE WE REALLY GOING TO GET
WET ON THIS RIDE? I JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE.
>> SWEETIE, CAN YOU JUST TRY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME SINCE IT'S YOUR
BIRTHDAY? >> YOU'RE RIGHT.
TAKING ME TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS IS AS GOOD AS GOING TO PARIS
AFTER ALL. >> OH, BABE, TWO SEATS IN THIS
ONE! OH, COME ON!
SHAKE A BUTT! >> COMING, BABE.
>> WHOA, IT'S A LITTLE SHAKY. I GOT YOU.
>> OH, MY GOSH. >> YEAH.
>> I'M EXCITED TO SEE REAL DINOSAURS.
>> OH, YEAH, BABE. THEY'RE NOT REAL.
THEY'RE STUFFED. OH, MY GOD, GENE!
LOOK AT THIS. NO FREAKING WAY!
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN, WHAT, LIKE TWO, THREE YEARS?
THAT'S CRAZY, HUH? LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU WAS
WITH YOUR WIFE. YOU GUYS BREAK UP?
>> NO. THIS IS HER.
>> OH, WHOA. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, HONEY?
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IS THAT GOOD OR BAD?
>> HEY, YOU REMEMBER GEMMA, HUH?
>> HI, I'M GEMMA. I'M BRITISH.
THIS IS MY PIG PIPSQUEAK. SHE'S BRITISH, TOO.
>> HELLO. OKAY, FOLKS.
WELCOME TO JURASSIC RIVER RAPIDS.
AS A REMINDER, THIS RIDE DOES GET WET.
SO YOU WILL WANT TO SECURE YOUR VALUABLES IN THAT CENTER CONSOLE
RIGHT THERE. AND I'M SORRY, IS THAT A PIG?
>> YEAH, I THINK SO. THIS IS YOUR PIG, RIGHT, BABE?
>> YEAH. IT'S A MINI PIG.
WE DRESS ALIKE. >> OH, GENE, SHE DRESSES LIKE A
PIG. HOW HOT IS THAT, HUH?
YOU ABOUT TO POP THROUGH THOSE BUTTON FLY SHORTS?
>> GENE, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BUST YOUR NEW SHORTS, ARE YOU?
>> I HOPE NOT. >> JUST DON'T.
>> OKAY, WELL, NO MATTER WHAT I STILL CAN'T LET YOU HAVE ANY
ANIMALS ON THE RIDE. SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOLD HIM
FOR YOU. >> OH, OKAY.
BYE-BYE, PIPS. MOMMY LOVES YOU SO MUCH.
[ BABY TALKING ] >> OH, GENE.
SHE'S TALKING BEDTIME TALK TO THE PIG.
IS YOUR FLY GETTING AS STRAINED AS MINE?
I MEAN, I COULD HEAR MY ZIPPER GO, "WHOA,WHOA!
I CAN'T HOLD! I CAN'T HOLD!"
HEY, GENE, WHAT DO YOUR BUTTONS SOUND LIKE?
>> I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE LIKE, "BOOP."
>> DOES BOOP MEAN YOUR BUTTON POPPED, GENE?
>> CAREFUL, HE BITES AND KICKS. >> OKAY.
MAKE SURE YOU ARE ALL BUCKLED IN.
AND WATCH OUT FOR THOSE VELOCIRAPTORS.
>> OOH, WE'RE MOVING! >> I KNOW, RIGHT.
HERE WE GO. DINO TIME!
LIKE THAT SKINNY BLACK GUY USED TO SAY.
>> I THINK HE USED TO SAY "DYNO-MITE."
>> YEAH. >> I'VE GOT A SONG CALLED
"DYNAMITE." >> OH, YEAH, GEMMA'S A SINGER.
YOU REMEMBER THAT? >> OH, YEAH, I ACTUALLY DO.
YOU HAVE A LOVELY VOICE. >> GENE, DUCK.
>> OH, MY GOD. WHY DID YOU JUST TELL HIM TO
DUCK? >> OH, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW YOUR
NAME, GIRL. >> WELL, MY NAME --
>> HANG ON. GEMMA WAS ABOUT TO SING.
YOU CAN TELL US AFTER. HEY, GENE, DUCK.
>> WHY? >> OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME
YOUR NAME, I GUESS. >> GIVE ME A BEAT, BABE.
>> YOU GOT IT, BABE. ♪ BOOM BOOM BLAST HEY
BOOM BOOM BLAST HEY ♪ ♪ GOT ALL IN THE CLUB
SHAKIN' THEIR ASS GIRLS ARE JEL
CAUSE I'M THE BEST ♪ ♪ BUT BOY YOU BETTER RUN
'CAUSE I'M DANGEROUS ♪ ♪ THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME
DYNO-MITE I JUST MIGHT
BLOW YOU A WAY ♪ ♪ BOOM BOOM BLAST HEY ♪
>> OH, WOW. THAT WAS REALLY GREAT.
RIGHT, HONEY? >> WELL, I WOULD DANCE TO THAT.
>> HEY, GENE, TELL YOUR FRIEND TO DUCK.
[ SCREAMING ] [ ROARING ]
>> HEY! >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
YOU SURVIVED YOUR ADVENTURE. HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE RIDE.
AND BY THE WAY, YOU WEREN'T LYING.
THIS PIG KICKS AND BITES AND IS VERY NASTY.
>> HEY, HEY! DON'T TALK ABOUT GENE'S WIFE
THAT WAY. I'M GONNA KILL THIS GUY.
>> OH, NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PIG.
>> IT'S HIS WIFE, DUDE. >> CAN YOU HELP ME?
I THINK MY SEAT BELT IS STUCK. >> OH, NICE.
YOU GET TO GO TWICE. >> BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO TWICE.
>> CAN YOU JUST HAVE FUN, HONEY? >> BYE, GENE'S WIFE.
WE'LL MISS YA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
