Garry Shandling Show - 25th Anniversary Special

live from Hollywood it's a Garry Shandling show 25th anniversary special sorry Garry Shandling Joey carrying his guests Donny Osmond Senor wences mr. ed Sam can a comedian mark old seeds with Steve Toma in the house my air band I'm Pete and now ladies and gentlemen Garry Shandling well that was really I haven't gotten a standing ovation like that since the last time I made love but and Pete stood up Pete stood up to to give me a standing ovation which is that was the first time you've ever done that thanks that was really you can sit back down now it's not pretty bad it's so wonderful twenty-five years and it's I'm nervous twenty-five years it's been a long time but I never thought we'd make it this far Steve Steve's our bandleader only for the last three years but nevertheless it's great to have you here and that's a nice leather jacket I believe which is a nice touch they should put expiration dates on clothing so we know when they go out of style don't know how to dress there's a guy here tonight with a sweater tied around his shoulders this is where is this guy this is the dumbest look of all I always wonder if they have their socks tied around their ankles you know 25 years it's great we've gone through six presidents this show we've got lasted through Johnson Kennedy Eisenhower Romney Dirksen Sam Rayburn Don Mattingly who have I missed Johnson Carter did I say Nixon Nixon Reagan and Dewey so there's actually when you come down to it we've had Julie but on the show 211 times which is yeah she started when she was first to the show when she was 13 and the last time she did the show she was 14 so they were really crammed in there we're looking forward to having her on again soon and we've been making a pretty penny off the show been able to buy things I always wanted as a kid this is the one of the great benefits of having a permanent job I just bought bunk beds bunk beds when you were kids I bought king-size bunk beds and this girl came over she said I'll get on top I said well I'll get the ladder she said you think a lot of yourself I thought you were talking about the bed there I feel horrible about this but what else my hair looks good just my hair look alright after my friends say I talk about my hair too much they said can't you talk about current events I said sure how does it look right now what else fads we've gone through a lot of fads we've gone through the hula hoop the frisbee and my favorite we're rolling feet down the street with a stick and I'm still single 25 years I've gone through 92 relationships close to the number of times Julie buds been on the show and I broke up with my last girlfriend recently because I lied to impress her have you guys ever done this and then it always comes back at you oh when that Space Shuttle landed and I wasn't on it she was you know I said hey I was flying standby you know there was no guarantee so I'm drooling which means I'm excited to be here and I met a new girl I met a girl at a barbecue which was exciting a beautiful girl blonde I think I don't know her hair was on fire but she talked about with herself you know those kind of girls I'm hot I'm on fire it was just me me me me put me out you know so so we go out on this date we go on the date and we go dancing I'm not those are you seen me on the show no I'm not the greatest dancer in the world I'm not I'm not a bad dancer I'm not comfortable being the only couple on the dance floor you know that feeling I'm not comfortable being the only couple in bed to be honest with you I invite six seven other couples over and say we'll start when they start honey and and then you know this is a big confession on my part I dance like the music video when I go to a disco I listen to the song I picture the video of that song and I dance like that which means you know I got to carry smoke bombs I got the girl says when are we gonna dance I could let him set up so so kind of a musicians joke all right now so we go out we go to dinner right now it's very embarrassing going to dinner at any age and I'm getting older I mean 25 years on this job getting older and my lifestyle change I meditate now I'm getting the self-realization and then I went to a bookstore yesterday and I said do you have then in the art of archery I said no we don't have that I said well you have Fraenkel study on existentialism no we don't have that I said well then just give me a hustler but you never get over that uneasiness in a new relationship we went out we go to dinner and if you guys ever accidentally ordered from the child's portion of the menu it's not well you know it says under 12 and it's not always clearly separated and the waitress comes over and I go yeah she'll have the lobster Newburg and I'll have Captain Andy's toddler platter gee I didn't see that well do any of these others come with the sailor hats and then I had read that women like the little boy quality in a man you know so I'm chewing up my food and going sitting on a booster chair thinking I'm gonna score I was shouting that out and so so I get her home right lower the lights I put on we are the world figuring this would put her in the giving mood so now I'm on the couch and now and my dogs watching which puts a lot of pressure on you wanna strike out in front of your dog and a friend of Mines a try ooh stirs you know about these these are supposed to be very stimulating sexually I tried those boy with the shell scratch so bad I'm putting them on too soon what's the deal I'm starting to get we got a pearl I'm not kinky sexually whatsoever occasionally I like to put on a robe you know and stand in front of a tennis ball machine take a bath let's have a cigarette but we all have so we're spawning and it's not a pretty story and and she's talking in bed which is normally a turn-on I mean but she's talking to the point where I had to say hey hang up the phone I'm trying to concentrate hope and she's using a credit card God knows and we spawned I'm hearing some of these for the first time soon it's going great we're spawning and and and you know I don't know it's awkward cuz last guy made love to you know I said was it good for you she said you know I don't think this is good for anybody I'm happy you're here join us here they have a great hour thanks so much Thank You Pete that was actually thanks and congratulations to you I'm thrilled that this is that we hit this 25 year mark those flowers from Carson there Carson again you know how I feel you look great thanks thanks occido oh yeah yeah looks better when I'm standing up it falls better oh yeah it was like a formal parachute that's a nice Sun yeah well it's good to have a loose you know sure comfortable rather than the peak effect he's very careful walking home I think there are wild penguins in this area you look nice you should wear that on the show more often you should wear it every night you ever thought of that well I would you know as long as you wore yours but I don't look like your Butler well I think it's too late for that I think those glasses pretty much set up the situation anyway we're gonna go out with should we should maybe go out to eat after the show cuz it's our anniversary I don't think there's a party have you heard of I haven't heard anything about it count on it no so you want to go eat yeah what do you feel like having Chinese have Chinese let a variety God I don't know it's you know a special night I was thinking a pizza maybe okay yeah I'm excited now I'm excited yeah let's move on we can really enjoy this thing now that I know we're gonna get the finish I know that's primarily what's on your mind alright great well we're anxious to get into the show because we have a lot of clips and it's kind of a nostalgic look for us back at how the show's changed how styles have changed how television itself has changed so why don't we get started from the monologue was interesting I was thinking you know censorship now on television has really changed we can say just about anything but back when the show started in 1960 we had to deal with censorship our very first year with a guest that you would least expect they have censorship problems with let's take a look how does a horse like you get interested in acting when I was growing up I went to the movies and I saw Francis the talking mule and something just clicked I figured if that do it ah donkey you can say that well you can you really can't okay let's tell me about Lassie now with all tell y'all about lassie lassie is a dumb bit see it if you could just cool it a little more you can say bit a female dog this is not that at all on any given day that dog is so stupid she can't fetch a stick a goddamn stick there's only one miss let me ask you this how do you how do you like when when will barrage it it's just another way they exploit horses you know what it's like spending all day between a man's legs I can't can't say that I do I don't mind when the chick rides me we both work up a pretty good sweat sometimes she rides without panties Edie whoa and well as sometimes I take her to my stall and we she likes it but you know and I've got one you just can't talk like this or you can say Leave It to Beaver should have shown that clip but I'm kind of glad we showed it how do you feel I might feel the same yeah me too now I'd like to bring out a guy who's a good friend he's been on the show many times I'm thrilled to death that he's here give him a warm welcome Donny Osmond 25 25 years at Silver Anniversary C award this outfit which is from a Buick dealership nice to see you thanks for coming on the show thank you you look great as well chase you're here or something I've changed my hair a little bit thanks noticing that's nice of you to say what have you been up to tell me to catch this up well I've been in the studio quite a bit working on her new album new direction you're making a new album recording right good so we can look forward to seeing and hearing that al borde yes Marie on that is Marie on that album no well alright I don't know you would know that she wouldn't be I'm always surprised how people think everything I do Marie's always there like we connected the hips yeah I think of you and Marie okay well she's on the album okay so that's alright what does she say about me does she talk about me at all what did she say she she doesn't really talk about she should she yeah well she's been on the show a lot of times and I thought maybe were you know around you she sort of says things about me does she what is she saying well first of all she's kind of sick and tired of you hitting on her all the time seriously seriously yeah she hates your guts yeah are you asked for it what did she think about like well she likes peach she hates you I mean you wanted the truth that's the honest move on let's look at the group don't go on about it let's just look at the clip I don't want to know that badly let's look at the clip and then you'll do your number with her and we'll be out of here but this looks lifeless from 1963 when you and your brothers were first on our show and let's take a look at it 1963 absolutely great didn't even cute thing that you look so cute in that I wasn't in the clip what do you mean you weren't in the clip you were definitely loved my brothers Osmond Brothers before I join the groups my four older brothers I wasn't in war no you were in that in the clip there were there was the Osmond Brothers there were four I hold on older brothers is four then I joined the group okay show it again I saw their let's look at it again now that's you on the lower right see you on the lower right or the lower left one of those of you know Pete what do you think I'm not sure anyway I'm telling you one of those as you done you're telling me you that's not you on the top me it's a nice clip though it is a beautiful clip and you look great in there don't tell me that was your brother my brother's look great well we're not showing it again that's it so you want to go out to Pete and I are having some pizza after the show you want to go with us not Murray with Murray I don't normally speak from raping though you know you're impossible why don't you just do the number and we'll get out it that wasn't the Marie I was thinking of that was Rosemarie that was Donny and Rosemarie I think this next clip is from the mid-60s this is one of the Alan Shepard spaceshot no not the Alan's Shepard spaceshot what are you talking about we've never had Alan Shepard on the show a I'm sorry what was the news was the news thanks for keeping the show moving and we moved into the mid-sixteenth is what I was about to say you could show a lot more nudity on cable and one of the lures to getting new viewers was utilizing nudity don't think we didn't take advantage of it to increase our viewership in the mid 60s let's take a look at our spades lovely King of Diamonds we have time for another hand no all right join us tomorrow night our guests are gonna be Doug McClure and Secretary of State Dean Rusk and I'm gonna be turning this pen upside down so we can see her bathing suit disappear okay this is what happened the next night what I like most about the Virginian is that the story seems so authentic is that is that right yeah yeah yeah can I see that pin again last time all right I think it's a lady bird isn't it I missed that yeah I watched that pin I think the naked playing cards was so effective though that remember the variations that we tried on it take a look at this the Jack of Clubs the four of diamonds down and the lovely two of spades did we have time for another hand no hold that one I miss those boxer shorts you look great though you should wear them more often I'm wearing him oh good that makes me feel better anyway no amount of planned nudity could top the moment that happened in 1977 over well we were actually streaked on the show which was very weird a woman ran across naked and she was unbelievable she was tall and down you know this really is my favorite clip this is my favorite clip too let's just show it to you because there's no way to describe her so how come we can never eat what I want for dinner we can have occasionally what you want for dinner we could have what do you want you never you know we never have Chinese we never have Chinese because the pizza places are on the corner they got the video you know without any claim a dirty dirty trick sometimes you know what's good for you though and you really have to settle down and she was unbelievable well nice shot that was captured by our director Tommy there don't you think of that woman there's sorry folks if she was unbelievable she was a knockout wasn't she you know we've had a lot of psychics over the years a lot of them yeah some pretty nice now whom I've hit on by the way over the years which I love because I really believe a lot in psychic powers and none of them have been more accurate than my friend dr. Robert Lebec and here he is from one of his appearances in 1974 a publishing heiress named Patti will be kidnapped now you had no prior information and the winner of the Super Bowl will be the Miami Dolphins let's move on I thought tonight what we do is bring some guests up from the audience some of the people that are just visiting who haven't met you before and you could tell us a little bit about them great great that'll be fine okay could we have our first person please hi tell me have we ever met before no have we ever met before no I'd like to make that clear name is Betty Bob Bob Barbara your name is Barbara yes it is Barbara Phil Phil Phil is going to be okay does that make sense to you I feel as my brother yes good is there a 1 3 9 in your social security number yes one three nine four four eight to one seven yes it is I've seen someone named Richard and Arlene in the motel getting it on well Richard is my husband and always his secretary there's no and they're getting it on in many Minneapolis well he's at a convention there yes I see a divorce I see a divorce thank you thank you very much why don't we just uh well have a nice day thanks for coming up I think we could just moved right on it's amazing how you got our social security number I don't know how you do that hi hello is it ray yes it is have we ever met before ray no all right don't wanted to make that clear you're going to get the job does that make sense to you well yes it does congratulations ray thank you Ray Ray Ray do you have a dog Buster uh-huh not the dog Bob is Bob is buster is Buster black and white tan does he held a license Bob does he have a license plate in his head Bob seriously that's not shy actually you had a dog mr. Buster was hit by a Buick 15 minutes ago wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I'm sorry I'm sorry it was a Pontiac thank you very well thanks have a good day thank you congratulations about the job it's unbelievable how you do that I want to thank you for being on the show I have a get on I have a gift thank you Gary will make guys tell me tell me Gary Experian are you wearing a toupee tonight I'm not wearing a toupee tonight be wearing I never wear a toupee this is my own hair I see you ball you know your hair really is thinning out a little bit too thick it is not that don't start okay all right it's not your hair on the other hand it's thinning it's yeah it's you lose but you finally taking up your vibes don't stand so close to me next time there's a psychic on you I know predicting that I'm gonna be out of a job Sammy Davis jr. has been in show business for over half a century now and he's one of the real legends in our business and it's a thrill to be able to call him my friend Sammy will be appearing on February 1st through the 6th at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas and then on February 12th through the 28th you folks on the East Coast will be able to see him in Atlantic City at the Golden Nugget and then it's up to the Concord Hotel in New York's Catskill Mountains for their Washington's birthday celebration then it's right on to Philadelphia at the spectrum for one night on February 25th and on February 27th it's on to Champaign Illinois for a benefit for the United Way that's a worthy cause and then into March on March 3rd to the 8th he'll be back in Atlantic City this time at Harrah's before going out to Long Island to the Westbury music fair for one night March 10th with his friend Joey Bishop it's a very worthy cause and he wants also me to tell you folks by the way in Tucson Arizona you bail to see him at the Music Center March 15th and 16th and then the Guthrie Theater in Minneapolis on March 17th for their st. Patrick's Day parade then it's back to Atlantic City this time he'll be at Claridge's close out the month of March and it looks like that's all we have on Sammy we'll get more information as altovise sends it to us can't wait you know we've had Stan can on the show I think one too many times and this was it make me nervous honestly this guy well I saw this and it was an interesting ad you too can lose weight but you do with your vacuum cleaner now I thought they were kidding but this is the others gonna strew the idea is that when you do lose weight now you've gone to steam baths you know how you lose weight from the steam are you going to a sauna right and you lose weight I sent away for it for 995 because I'm always sending for stuff or people are sending it to me free this I had to buy now much of this fan that's an old coat and please be careful okay this is the average vacuum cleaner you know and here's what I got for 995 you picture you put your home and then you put this right in here and then you you do exercises and be the heat in the innovator the heat from the air takes the weight off and goes right into now what happens if you reverse it and put it on the wrong end oh that's what it was on the butt wrong in the beginning you close up you don't want that because that's that's cool right you have to put the thing on the suck inside of the back did you have to have a tank type to do it you can't do it on a rock how many people can fit in these pants if it's like go to the sauna the steam room I like to be with sometimes somebody else how many can go in there well you've put it on the exhaust and you can get to in because then it blows up bigger did you notice how oh yeah and you look to attract it all right but you can't you can't feel much better for nine ninety five now here is something somebody sent me recently this is this is a very very early gun this is the first automatic type you don't have to put the fuel in you go to the bathroom and it comes all complete what it all has you do is fan is put well let me explain it you just be nervous just know don't be nervous you put this in pull this back would you just put it down I swear to god you got it you're hitting it just this has a trigger this has a trigger and put it away as I'm trimming you're hitting this is a Zippo guca and you actually can shoot big things with us that's a tough spot but you know over the years we've we've had a number of embarrassing moments and I think one of them that I really remember was in 1972 with author Frederick Thompson I gotta tell you this book is so sensitive I really enjoyed reading it thank you maybe for those who haven't read it you could summarize what it's about well Gary as you know heavy people have been discriminated against in our society for years sure I understand that it's really the same as making fun of someone's race or religion you know their hair they just don't realize the pain there is in being overweight they sure does this is Twiggy Twiggy broke this are you in peak going out for pizza afterwards sure you're welcome now I'd like to bring out a guy who's a good friend he's been on this show many times I'm proud to say he made his first national cable appearance on our show in 1963 let's take a look at that clip now no yeah no no okay hey girlies I will tell some something better now yes I will tell your son in listen to me don't be nervous now please before we sing we need to vocalize right oh very important and listen to me face and you repeat OTC beautiful I like that be careful now when I close open for you and surah younus and Athene yes what I know he's know my phone please you feel better now say yes wait that's taken you very good very nice and now a master showman who's still making people laugh today and one of the few people who understands Pete send your wences very happy to hear the human side thank you that's nice you the client to thank me and it's of course wonderful to have here I got sent something Sunday for mine are you ready better tell me the truth yeah you get put you three something today No are you future social told me please give me yours now how did you decide to put the makeup on the hand if I may have thought of that ready miss you boy yeah you're one yeah and in school I said something funny and the professor or the teacher told me yes what suddenly have you brought the world and the teacher told me now you clean all you instant or instant the next el estanque unchained defined films change depends in vivo and when I finish look like my pontiff and I look like one and I go to school and country people the teacher me for something I stand I put my phone be fine I promise to do this and you only laugh just as an excuse because if I one day india10 the place in my father when I saw one ventriloquist and I commenced to to depend I have a box with that with some of my old girlfriends in there to talk to me like that well it's wonderful stuff I mean we've all loved you and thank you for everything you've done now do you think you could uh Pete and I are gonna go and have some pizza after the show do you want to join us I have many things to do so you can't you can't go with us and what do you have to do that you couldn't go down who shave you if you have to shave Pedro well great I can understand that now that's pretty important but thanks for coming anyway and it's real special that you're here on my anniversary thank you so much anyway great what what a special man wasn't that nice and illustrator here better than you better than me if you talk he talks with his hand if I talk with my hand wouldn't need you anyway let's move on we have a lot more clips to look at the next one is from 1969 we had a guy on I thought I'd heard every wacky idea there was until then this guy had a really crazy idea Woodstock New York yeah I think we've all heard of Woodstock I had my hair trim there once it's a great claim so what's the name of the theater that it's gonna be in then no theater we're gonna have it out in the field this is a put-on right we're gonna have this outdoor concert the weather is always great time here and we've rented six of those portable toilets we got a couple cases of hot dogs we're expecting a couple thousand people are gonna have a great time yeah well I wish you the best with this farm concert I think it sounds far-out bring a change of shoes is my advice on this thing but good luck really well I'm I'm glad you feel that way brother because I wanted to ask you here tonight if you would maybe emcee the concert for us in a couple weeks I'm gonna be at the comedy barrel in Cleveland otherwise I'd love to do if if Gary can't be there you know maybe I could do emcee the thing myself well we're just it might not happen we're in the planning stages right now so well but those of you who can't make it to Cleveland might want to check this gig out in Woodcliff because it sounds great stock Woodstock New York right so good luck to you you want to join me and Pete after the show for some munchies er man I'm sorry man I I gotta fix the van are you watching Nancy hi hi see I told to have my own television show see what you go out with me now well how do I look well TV distorts you a little see why don't we go out after the show we'll have a nice romantic dinner that's the two of us at mommy's on it'll be great stop it I'm sure huh why don't we go out what's that would you shut up about the people yeah no okay no I'm sure I understand that concept sometimes you'd rather just sit home alone than go out to go out sure no I've turned down dates myself alright okay well I'll call you tomorrow okay bye you were gonna dump me weren't you I wasn't gonna dump you you you could have gone with us you could have driven us I've been great yeah you take me for granted I don't take you for granted don't start this again I think you're a very important part of this show you do yes you put the guests at ease you helped me I don't know what to say more sketches on the show you're the one who doesn't want to do them well okay now can you blame me really what do you mean can I blame you the Kung Fu sketch the one sketch that everyone wants to see every year is only popular because you're the star of it I'm not the star of it no you're being modest you're the star of it once how many people wanna see the Kung Fu Scout so when we get the most if you weren't in that we wouldn't get as many requests for it as we do let's show the kungfu sketch you make it very special let's show the kung Fu's that's reminding those of you who haven't seen it by some fluke that sometimes we don't know what's gonna happen in a sketch and sometimes just Pete doesn't know what's gonna happen little would be stranger just some hot water please you want it on the rocks no I will have it here hey what the hell you doing now I'm making tea jamming around these parts why you calling me you're Chinese ain't you your parents are Chinese 18 my honorable father was mom is from New York City we don't walk your kind in town how's my hair father because you can snatch the pebble from my hand when I ever get this right father the pebbles you know my back you when you're going to finish your homework you know you'll never get into medical school unless you study I have dishonored myself mother mm-hmm and why you what was seeking in fact it's gonna make a living fighting no well this with the moon and the kicking in the tub this you know that you can put somebody's eye out with this you get frothy mother what are we gonna get some tea some furniture when you take the plastic covers off the pillow you no more fight I will watch the rickshaw mother blow out all these candles before you come to bed what with the guns again you could poke somebody's eyes out with these things how will you make a living fighting how will you get through Medical School we never thought of that well you should think of that how will you feel shooting an unarmed man how will you look at yourself in the mirror every morning gentlemen you boys give me such NACA slush and a couple of drinks for my friends how you doing he agreed he loved the cookie you like to come we show that clip every year we show the clip every year every year we show up we got more letters requesting that clip than any other clip and I love it it's a great great clip you set me up I didn't send you I didn't set you up we set you up a little bit you were you weren't you were back in a week it didn't wasn't that bad and you were great in that wasn't that bad a deal I would like a disc what do you mean you'd like a desk look what are you talking you have a desk we've been together for 25 years I think it's time that I should have a desk you want to dance ooh what good would a dance do you seriously well then maybe the guests will talk to me oh I don't think so I think what what happened is picture this you have a desk I have a desk a guest comes in sits down turns to me and says how come he has a desk and then the guest is gonna want a desk it's gonna look like an office supply store here so people are gonna turn on and wait for a pitch what would happen if I died well there's a pretty thought I mean you wouldn't the way it works it's the person who's guest hosted the most number of times would then become host of the show Bob Barker yes Bob Barker would become host of this show well he there's another show like I do that maybe but he comes on he does a great job the audience gets to win some cash and they love it and then it would be that's the order of succession that's how it works and it would be Alexander Haig would be next to us and then right right before you is the cue card guy he hosts the show right who has to die for me to be the host of the show television itself would happen you know one of the real joys of doing this show is being able to give new acts their break and we've had a lot of musical acts make their debut on our show we've had The Cowsills make their first national television appearance on our show Jan the techniques the mothers of invention my personal favorite was up with people right and there's no more exciting night than when we were scheduled to have the Beatles on one month before Ed Sullivan was supposed to have them mmm was really an exciting night major coup I'll never forget that let's sing again thank you now before I bring out the Beatles all right settle down settle down please give a warm welcome to the comedy of Mark goldstein pillar for quick to be here again just got back from Miami Beach two beautiful weeks there oh what a town I paid that people are old oh it's like God's waiting what's a national pastime baseball garrets a stroke my mother used to walk around with a look on her face all day that I pulled the Jewish drop dead it goes like hit she would do me that look I thought a place is gonna freeze there I'd say to my mother I always want to ask my mother for life a little ha ha a little a little dog man's best friend I'd say something my mother like mommy can I have a puppy is the color all-american answer I used to why do you wanna see me you can't have a dog never smell its wife great stuff Marco king good shot anyway we have some bad news about the Beatles all right settle down settle down the Beatles are not gonna be able to make it tonight damn and we have though in their place singer Vic Lyon give him a warm welcome it's Oh you went out with us don't go girls didn't you know I didn't go out with those Margaret Mead Julia Child that's it not those girls that killed him that did me but we felt so bad about mark Goldstein that we had a back about two years ago now before I bring out Michael Jackson settle down settle down argh before he came out Michael Jackson please give a warm up into the comedy of Mark goldstein what a beautiful audience you are Gary you know how I feel about you always anyway great to be here tonight what a crowd hey folks don't worry Diana Ross's twin sister will be out in a couple of minutes okay huh what it is you know what I mean hey but I can't summon this place is crazy I thought it's gonna be like some big fairy well anyway ladies and gentlemen what can we do next the other day I realized something mine hey well anyway you've been praying barfle be with us though on Wednesday for another shot he'll be on with the bear acini chimps and Oh Bruce Springsteen go Gary yeah when did we start doing these themed shows I think this would be the first actually the first night to be do that 25 year anniversary great wonder you guys have married real special Gary a little surprise for ya before you tie up the show yeah now it's common knowledge that that you haven't gotten along with Johnny Carson for years well we have a little uh he hates me right all right even though you guys take your shows across the whole park secret he parks his car overs lying he's halfway in the very car every time I turn it over now I've arranged for you to go over there for you and Johnny to bury the hatchet once and for all you expect me to go over ed over there he's taping a show right now it's a perfect opportunity it's all set up let's go over there let's take a camera with us we'll have a big confab big meet the big mega are you serious I don't know this sounds silly I'm gonna go my hair you look great was my hair okay actually I'm in the mood for this let's get it over with once and for all it's good you know just that he makes fun of my hair all the time like he wouldn't make fun of it okay I never thought of it that way but even at dinner nice hallway which store is it not that one that's let's make it you know hey how you doing all right this store no wait there's Johnny oh that's right yeah let's do this okay you ready anyway I'm happy to announce that okay now this thing has been going on long enough it's time to end it right now come on shake hands and make up well okay all right I'll tell you what I'm gonna finish the monologue here and as soon as it shows over let's go have some deep huh great how about uh Chinese food yeah Chinese food is great hey wait a second how come you won't come with me for Chinese food okay great Chinese food is all right absolutely we'll see you after the show okay all right nice to see ya Gary yeah do something about the hair and wasn't it yeah but you can hurt he made fun of my hair I told you why I don't know I think he does like me maybe you're really likes yeah I'm looking forward to this dinner yeah me too we're gonna really good time I know I hope you bring Zed with I'm glad we did that I am too I appreciate thank you for setting that up you made the anniversary very special for me nicer than any of the other ones I had you're a great guy and a good friend thanks Steve as always thank you and I'm glad you at home were able to share it with me good night everybody you've been great I appreciate it

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Published: Sun Feb 22 2015