Garfield hates mondays ! πŸ˜‚ - Full Episode HD

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[Music] [Music] [Music] no it's too late to play ball [Music] this dog never learns fine let's play my favorite game sleep outside [Music] shake the house all you like i ain't getting up to let you in odie [Music] i don't find it i'll never make it before the saturnian rush hour there it is that curious quadripleg light form has really saved the day how could i possibly repay you strange earthlings [Music] seems like this selfish lasagna devouring orange creature has a 50 easy [Music] it is time to turn and make things right [Music] the dude is down [Music] rare [Music] stop it garfield very funny you almost had me for a moment where is odie anyway [Music] where's that dreadful stench coming from barf what's with the doggy breath i better go brush my teeth how did i end up here i must have been sleepwalking ah there you are odie come on in breakfast is ready wow you still can't get my name right after all these [Music] hold it right there if he's garfield then who am i this can't be ah odie and i have swap bodies which means derodi's eating my lasagna there you go odie yes no wonder his breath is so unpleasant i'm not eating that [Music] back up buddy those lasagnas are mine right let's not panic now it's just cody are you trying to tell me something yes yes yes john john it's me garfield i'm trapped in odi's body do something oh i get it odie you need some exercise what's the matter odie can't breathe [Music] don't believe this buddy's watching my favorite tv show in my favorite seat in my body come on let's run another couple of blocks i've had enough sport for a lifetime it's me garfield yeah right and i'm the queen of england arlene wait i'm really garfield and i can prove it last year i accidentally ate all your birthday cake and and remember i i fell asleep in front of the tv on our first date thanks for bringing back such good memories what on earth are you doing in odi's body hey you tell me maybe that's what you get for always being so mean to odie you're right i always treated him like a dog and now i am one oh cheer up garfield just think of all the new things you can do now that you're a dog like what run after my tail all day and drink out of the toilet hey darlene hey odie isn't it an awesome day you know what early you may have a point this is fun [Music] [Music] are you insane these dogs have a death wish on me cody come back here [Music] garfield this is your one and final mistake [Music] leave him alone odie what's your problem you're protecting garfield yeah can you think of one nice thing that feline ever did for you one nice thing uh one nice thing with uh no [Music] my lucky bone booty [Music] now hush stay where you are okay [Applause] which way did that cat go wait how do we know you're telling the truth i swear dog's honor oh wow that was hairy come on odie let's go home woody odie where are you you miserable holy no yeah this could be my lucky day the day i finally get rid of that pesky vermin once and for all yeah i'm sending you to boogadoo [Music] [Music] [Music] are you in there [Music] another example of cat's immense superiority over dogs dogs don't land gracefully on four feet [Music] there he is [Music] i just risked my life for a laptop where'd that stupid cat go come back here you four-legged big oh boy [Music] for what it's worth i'm sorry for being mean to you old friend [Music] i better check how my quadruped friend is doing i guess i shouldn't have interfered in the first place let's fix this mess before it gets ugly [Music] my delicate my wonderful orange fur i'm me again i'm garfield at least things are back [Music] all things considered the chair is big enough for two isn't it [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] dinner's just about ready garfield [Music] it's lasagna wow lasagna i haven't had any of that since uh about 4 o'clock [Music] don't worry if you don't want yours i'll eat it [Music] you got it boy i thought you couldn't look any cuter but add marinara sauce melted cheese do anything and it looks better sorry garfield i got your toy dirty pookie is not a toy pookie is a best friend who just happens to be made of mostly cloth here you got it messy you clean he better be as fluffy and adorable as always he'll be done any minute now he's done here he is [Music] what have you done to him he looks like a porcupine watching a horror movie relax garfield he just needs to be dried overnight [Music] tomorrow morning he'll be his old self again [Music] warning you're a big cat garfield you can sleep without pookie for one night [Music] he's right i can do without pookie for one night boy i hope he's okay out there [Music] [Music] he's out of the back on the clothesline sure he's all right what am i worried about he's fine [Applause] [Music] [Music] come on oster let's bring pookie in so he can have breakfast with us right he's gone he's gone cookie where are you [Music] cookies where are you don't worry cookie i'll find you [Music] [Music] spooky's not in here [Music] [Music] i'm sorry pookie disappeared garfield well you ought to be when i saw he was missing i ran out and bought you a new little friend i hope you like him yeah not as cute as pookie i thought you might not like that one so i also got this one yeah it looks too much like normal one more it's the latest thing the teddytron 2000 a fully robotic state-of-the-art digital teddy bear it's not as cute as pookie you can make it say whatever you want just by speaking into this microphone hello garfield i want to be your friend hello garfield i want to be your friend and there are all sorts of other commands on the controller here [Music] let's see what happens when i press walk [Music] still not as cute as pookie let's see what happens when i press dance [Music] nope maybe this button that says [Music] of these [Music] never did that to me [Music] oh you're back like i didn't have enough bad news what's that boy you found pookie well don't just stand there slobbering in here [Music] that that that pookie napper that mud took my best friend okay one of my best friends and i'm gonna get him back you that's my pookie you've got there i demand that you return him is mine now mine [Music] if that mutt thinks i'm giving up pookie without a fight he's got another thing coming [Music] this is called fishing for spooky [Music] i got a bite not a real ear [Music] this is like [Music] hello [Music] [Music] i got out of that one okay all right i'm trying something else maybe the old phony bush trick how much do you get for gardening work okay i'm through being mr nice cat i know how to get pookie back i need to find an old dress [Music] [Music] [Music] where is my baby where is my child cookie i want to find my baby who has him here you are cookie what are you doing with that mangy you should be with that nice garfield where you belong you're his mother of course i'm his mother don't you see the family resemblance i can get away with this because as you may have noticed dogs aren't too bright let me take you back feels little kooky i'm sorry i didn't know he was your kid lady i just wanted a friend i never had one i'm supposed to be this real tough dog scaring everyone away well that's the trouble i scare everyone away huh so long pookie it was nice having a friend for a little while even if i did have to steal you [Music] yep real sad so i i think we're gonna have to find him a friend [Music] yeah it's great having you around i never had anybody to talk to before boy i used to not have one friend and now i got three [Music] well that worked out well can someone be friends with a useless creature they can't even think hey you and i are pals aren't we come on pookie let's go home and see if john has lunch ready and if you don't want yours i'll eat it [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Applause] the first person to invent a remote control for vacuums will be a jordan venerated by all of cat kind [Music] i know it's early garfield but liz's parents are coming over soon and everything needs to be perfect oh i can't greet them like this what kind of a first impression would that make [Music] i know liz's parents will be watching me like a hawk and analyzing my every move john i think a walrus threw up on your shirt [Music] well bread dogs don't beg you can't cody i just got through mopping that floor i'll deal with it later now where is that expensive caviar i bought all right listen to me you two my future with liz is at stake when her parents get here i expect you both to be on your best behavior and to make sure that happens there's a little reward in store for you whichever one of you two makes the most effort to make a good impression will get a special treat [Music] odie go fetch the grooming brush i'm going to give you two a little makeover before our guests arrive oh no way i'd rather cough up a giant hairball and share a brush or that means you fleabag i'll do my own grooming thank you have it your way garfield but odie just scored a point in the effort category good boy odie [Music] before they get [Music] my suit get your filthy paws off me down boy i said get down what in the world is going on out here i'll tell you what that maniac dog of yours pounced on us you should have him on a leash if he can't behave odie bad boy i am so sorry about that please please come in and we'll get all you cleaned up inside that goes for you too odie hi john nice shirt [Music] minus one for od that reward is mine he doesn't usually jump on guests like that he uh he must have been really excited to meet you speaking of which you haven't been properly introduced mom dad this is john john these are my parents hi i'm mrs wilson but you can call me daddy and i'm mr wilson um nice to meet you i uh i believe you're already well acquainted with my dog odie and that's garfield my cat my that's a fat cat liz dear you really should put that cat on a diet oh it's a pleasure meeting you too you've got a nice place here john but it must say this house needs a woman's touch i don't know about the house but john certainly does that being said an extra hand in the kitchen wouldn't hurt so john liz tells us you're a cartoonist that's right i personally i've always been for solid respectable careers none of that fancy schmidt's that would have been my second guess after undertaker [Music] bad boy [Applause] [Music] he's usually very well behaved minus two for odie come to papa raising pets is like raising children it requires a great deal of discipline do you plan on having children one day john dad speaking of children i haven't introduced you to my son yet john your son liz didn't mention she had a brother john this is petey my pride and joy i raised and nurtured him ever since he was a baby i can trust your pants with him can't i oh sure no problem because if any harm came to him i i just don't know what i do but it breaks my heart to keep him cooped up in a cage so she coops us up instead she spends her time closing windows and you spend it opening them he's always saying it's stuffy [Music] isn't he the smartest cutest little thing he's the son i never had i will said plump and juicy and he's gonna be the orders i'm going to have [Music] go ahead be my guest try it see what happened it'll be the most fun i've had in there too trust me i went through a lot of trouble chasing you so humor me fight struggle beg plead oh please mr cat don't eat me there is that exciting enough for you oh you're gonna have to do better than that [Music] [Applause] i'm warning you garfield if i catch you with that bird again you can forget the reward and no tv for a monster i wouldn't gloat if i were you i may be minus one but you're minus two [Music] ah forget that insipid sack of feathers it's like trying to get an adrenaline rush from a slice of plain white bread [Music] inanimate pre-sliced cold cuts are a hundred times more exciting please please please mr teddy me come on i know you want to just do it please hey you're supposed to beg me not to eat your dodo but i must admit you're slightly more tempting in sandwich form what's taking so long hurry up well if you insist oh look we're all out of hors d'oeuvres why don't i go into the kitchen and get us some more huh oh i see you've made yourself a [Music] last nice garfield if anything happens to that bird i'll put you on a diet of bread and water for life i need to get as far away as possible from that psycho birdie petey where are you [Music] come to mama it's not like him he never leaves my side for long don't worry mom he couldn't have gone far yeah it's not like this house is a mansion maybe he went upstairs we can go have a look if you want oh perfect that should keep me out of trouble until the guests leave [Music] garfield [Applause] did i do that i thought so uh i'll be right back stay where you are don't come any closer listen it's a cruel cold world out there full of mean hungry cats not pushovers like me i'll take my chances you have to fend for yourself and and when you're sick no one will make chicken soup for you birds don't eat chicken soup all right okay well what about daddy she'll be devastated she raised and nurtured you smothered me me i've been wanting to break free from day one and thanks to you i finally do i'm free as a bird [Music] maybe it's for the best mom how many times have you brought him into the clinic because he banged into a closet window he'll be happier out there i'll be honest with you arbuckle i didn't like you the minute i saw you after what your cat just did i know it's unforgivable it's a miracle a darn bird was the bane of my existence heck i've been trying to get rid of him for ages thanks to that cat of yours he's gone for good from now on john you're part of the family wow i i don't know what to say thank you mr uh bob mr wilson don't push [Music] garfield i might as well get it over with it's time to face my fate with dignity bag oh merciful merciful john take pity on me oh please garfield where have you been all afternoon your reward is getting cold my reward ta-da you earned it garfield thanks to you i'm on mr wilson's good side now as it turns out liz's father couldn't stand that canary and you did him a huge favor by letting him escape mr wilson a man after my own heart [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] anywhere [Music] [Applause] an unspeakable could be walking right through that door any second [Music] hey look what i have an an accordion while i was visiting my folks i found this up in the attic my old accordion please don't tell me you're gonna see if you can still play it and i thought i'd see if i could still play it ah i'm doomed maybe i can still make a break for the door [Applause] [Music] i'll hide out in another state no another cut another planet i heard the accordion you know garfield i was pretty good in my day what day was that because it's certainly not today i wonder what would be a good place to practice how about ecuador it's lovely this time of year i wonder if it bothered squeak as much as it bothered me yep he looks pretty bothered make it stop golf he'll make it stop i wish i could researchers have discovered that the accordion is the second most hated musical instrument in the world second what you never heard of all right it sounds like john's practicing if you can call that practicing in that of all places why do people play that thing beats me you gotta be totally without trains [Music] garfield what are we gonna do wait i have an idea [Music] cody this is great i'm gonna practice and practice until i get real good at this hey accordion boy you have a mouse in your house what are you gonna do about it there's a mouse in the house again it's the same one as always giddy catch that moody [Music] [Applause] my timing is perfect can you go so much for the equipment this is our last stop before lunch percy where do you want to go anywhere ah the fragrant sense of garbage always makes me hungry [Applause] hey looks like someone threw away a basically good accordion [Applause] i gave it up because hauling trash seemed uh like a more respectable job oh no you're not bringing that thing aboard my garbage truck that mouse that got away he looked a lot like the mouse garfield got rid of last week and the one he got rid of the week before that and the one he got rid of cody my accordion i left it right here and it's gone huh yes i believe this is yours don't throw that thing away again we're not allowed to accept hazardous materials i don't understand this for a minute hear that squeak i don't hear anything yes and isn't it beautiful i think i'll go take a nap oh after that run i could use one too oh how bright is this can't feel so good no more accordion i'll serenade you to sleep garfield oh what am i gonna do maybe i should call the paramedics or a vet wait they say music has healing powers i'll play him a tune on the accordion i'm in enough pain that's better but you probably still need first aid i'll go get the kit i have to get this this this thing out of here i'll find some place where he'll never be seen again where did garfield go and where's my accordion i have to find garfield and i have to find my accordion [Music] maybe i could ship it to some foreign country oh no that's how wars get started i know what i'll do with it [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] my conscience says it's wrong but my ears are saying shut up you don't have to listen to that contraption hey cat didn't you read the sign warning illegal to dump toxic waste dangerous chemicals radioactive isotopes poisonous substances and especially accordions you want to make the fish i see your point i'll find someplace else to get rid of it [Music] [Music] the trick to getting rid of something is making it look like it's something you want oh look at the lovely valuable present i got [Music] now to go home and enjoy the sound of no accordion listen i'm desperate i'm needing in two weeks but there are some things even i won't take [Music] there you go i've never seen that instrument of evil [Music] [Music] first my accordion disappears and now odie hasn't been around for hours i wonder what he's doing where he is [Music] no i couldn't be it's just a bad dream outside that's a voice of john's accordion ignore it anywhere it's coming for me it's saying you tried to do away with me [Music] no there's nothing in there it's just my imagination i'll see for myself and then i'll be able to go back to sleep it's coming for me [Music] [Music] cody it's you and my accordion it was the accordion that did this it attacked me oh come on garfield we'd better get you to the vet cheer up i heard the vet say you'll be all right in a couple of weeks that's not why i'm depressed i'm depressed because john got his accordion back i am so doomed relax golf i also heard john say that it won't play anymore something about it being full of dirt or something really that's the best news i've heard garfield i have to apologize i was going to entertain you with a little accordion solo but my accordion seems to have breathed its last i hope so i gave it a decent burial and when i went shopping for a new one they were way too expensive i guess i'll just have to do without but you're in luck they were having a sale no it can't be it can't [Music] no no i'd rather have the accordion back [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] no heather i know how much you supermodels love cartoonists but i promise to another [Music] [Applause] [Music] hello time to get up very important day wakey wakey [Music] oh i hate to do this no i don't why did you do that you did that because it's trash night hardly it's some sort of holiday it's oh no that's today oh sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry sorry sorry i'll have them in a chip [Music] all right garfield your birthday lasagnas are ready oh this is great garfield i'm going to edit this into my lasagna home video montage [Music] [Music] had been shortchanged there i've added the new footage i have over six hours of video of garfield eating lasagna well it's not like he does anything else complete something wrong garfield recount demand [Music] what is it i cooked you one lasagna for every year i'm one short i'm one short [Applause] [Music] and i don't have the ingredients to make another birthday lasagna i'm going to the market i'll be right back well he's gone i'm gonna put the time to good use i'm gonna do something constructive [Music] [Music] until we reach the invasion planet exalted leader good did you send for ricotta here he is exalted leader recorder i have a mission of vital importance for you i must lay the attack on the innovation that blended exalted leader no this is more important let me show you [Music] our scanners have taken thousands of images of the invasion planet and we see nothing that can possibly prevent us from invading and making its people our slaves except possibly for this [Applause] who are those people we do not know apparently they are from a planet that is enabled to us they obviously travel to the planet we intend to invade what happened to them the spy images do not show that we need to know what we are facing [Music] i believe i know that a person i could be wrong but i think that is my uncle mosey go ahead to the invasion planet go to where that orange creature is and find out what happened to those people take this it will measure the brain power of those you encounter right away dissolve to the leader this is a record i am on my way to scout the innovation planet i will report the bank [Music] i will measuring the brain power of the local creature in the cab brain measure is uh zero [Music] i will seek out of the orange creature [Music] have a located the orange creature it appears to be in a state of deep suspended animation [Music] yes as the carpet goes back [Music] oh hope he has my last lasagna ready please do not eat me uh did you hear something did you that is what was it [Music] did you see my lasagna run pass this way huh uh what it did my lasagna had legs and then it ran and it talked and then it asked me if it was and that had like a mouth and it was talking and it went like it ran you believe me don't you worry well that's okay i don't believe me either [Music] you are satisfied that the orange creature will be no threat i am i do not know what he did to vanquish the people in those images but i know i was able to handle him [Music] then the invasion shall commence [Music] all these years and i didn't know lasagna could talk why didn't it say something what if it isn't just lasagna what if ravioli can talk what if cannoli tries to beat me up and the garlic bread i'll starve [Applause] i can't understand you please note odie is less articulate than baked lasagna what is it [Music] something out there honey they're coming for me i've gotta hide that creature sees him if i had an ounce of courage i'd go out there and save my friend odie good thing for me i don't have an ounce of courage fine work ricotta now we just need to neutralize that orange creature you say he will be easy to defeat very easy exactly leader just as soon as we find him he's here somewhere we will find that orange creature and we will destroy him what did i ever do to lasagna besides eating thousands of them there is no sign of the orange creature in here let's check all the closets did you have noticed something is something wrong this is silly i can't just hide in here for the rest of my life yes i can no i can't john odie talking [Music] might as well get it over with [Music] a humanity sounds like you're in january i thought you said it would be easy to defeat ricotta i thought it would be it's time to end this i don't know what happened but i'm sure glad they're gone [Music] yeah but you never know what happened they were dangerous and scary and destructive but boy they sure look delicious garfield i'm back i knew you wouldn't want to wait until i cooked it so i stopped off at vito's and got you that extra birthday lasagna [Music] no take it away it might talk to me it might it might [Music] gee i always thought vina was a pretty good cook [Music] [Music] you
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Channel: THE GARFIELD SHOW OFFICIAL πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Views: 612,433
Rating: undefined out of 5
Keywords: Garfield[Drawing Garfield, cat, odie, jon, nermal, cartoon, orange, liz, funny, generic
Id: A2DJdMJPbI4
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Length: 61min 6sec (3666 seconds)
Published: Mon Apr 04 2022
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