<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ There's 104 days
of summer vacation</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ And school comes along
just to end it</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ So the annual problem
for our generation</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Is finding a good way
to spend it</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Like maybe</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Building a rocket
or fighting a mummy</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Or climbing up
the Eiffel Tower</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist</i></font> Hey. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Or giving a monkey a shower</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Surfing tidal waves,
creating nanobots</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ And locating
Frankenstein's brain</i></font> It's over here. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Finding a dodo bird,
painting a continent</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Or driving our sister
insane</i></font> Phineas! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Before school starts
this fall</i></font> Come on, Perry. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ So stick with us,
'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ So stick with us,
'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all ♪</i></font> Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(Mom)
So you really don't know
what day it is?</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(Dad) </i>I told you,
it's Thursday.</font> It is more than just
another Thursday, Lawrence. Then it must be...
the day I realized how cute
you are when you're angry? I'm going to get my hair done. I'll be back at 2:00.
Maybe you can figure it out
before I get home. Oh, I wonder
what all the fuss is about. Ahem. Huh? June 15th. It's your
wedding anniversary! Ooh! Egads! Wait, wait!
I can fix this! Gee, Candace, isn't this a lot
of fuss to make over a date? Are you kidding?
Anniversaries are
very important. Take June, for example.
On the 3rd, Jeremy spoke to me
for the first time
back in the 7th grade. May 6th, he brushed up
against me in the hall. Oh, and April 3rd -
that's the day he laughed so
hard, milk came out of his nose! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(laughs)
He looked so cute.</i></font> Hey, Dad,
can we help? Well, I'm afraid not,
unless you can perform miracles. What's your budget? Tell, me boys, what would you get
a special woman
on her anniversary? Oh, please! Asking two boys
for romantic advice?
Now that's just pathetic. Don't you and Mom have
any cherished memories? Oh, yes. I've got
just the thing in here. He keeps his treasured
memories in a toolbox. Your mother's favorite band.
Love Handel. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(♪ rock ballad)</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>I bought us tickets
to their farewell concert.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Oh, we were a handsome,
stylish couple
back in those days.</i></font> So which lucky couple out there
will be caught in our
flamin' hot spotlight of love? <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>I'd never so much
as held your mother's hand,</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>but that night,
I made my move.</i></font> Well, don't just
stand there, man.
Kiss her. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(crowd cheering)</i></font> ♪ You snuck your way
right into my heart ♪ Truly that was an evening
I will never, ever forget. But you did forget,
didn't you? <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(groans)</i></font> And Love Handel broke up
years ago. Some things can never be
recaptured. That's it.
I know what we're
gonna do today. We're gonna make it
their best anniversary ever.
Hey, where's Perry? <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Ah, there you are, Agent P.
We've learned some
alarming information.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Several suspicious items
have been purchased by
the Doofenshmirtz Corporation.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>They include
an industrial-grade
air compressor,</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>20 canisters of helium oxide
and 400 pounds of fireworks.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Get right on it.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Perry ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(♪ rock ballad)</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(announcer)
For a moment, their ballad,
"Snuck Your Way Into My Heart,"</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>snuck its way to number one
and stayed there
for 11 consecutive minutes.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>But whatever happened
to Love Handel?</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>The band was riding high,
but tastes were changing,</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>and Love Handel found itself
playing smaller
and smaller venues.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Pressures from a dwindling
fan base caused infighting
among the band members.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Lines were drawn.
Then lines were crossed.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Eventually the lines were
erased, and the piece of paper
crumpled up and thrown away.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>And Love Handel
was no more.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Years later,
Love Handel's music</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>continues to warm the hearts
of an appreciative public.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Bass player Bobbi Fabulous
now runs a trendy hair salon,</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>drummer Swampy works quietly
at the public library,</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>and only lead singer Danny
is still a player
in the music industry.</i></font> I've seen that sign.
It's down on Main Street. We'll get him
to sing for Mom!
Ready, team? Team? Oh, no, I am not
getting involved in one of
your crazy schemes. Come on, Candace.
For true love. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(groans)</i></font> Candace, you keep Mom
away from the house.
We'll go get Danny. Ooh. "Love On the Run.
Romantic solutions
for every occasion." Hey, Dad, we're gonna throw
a rock concert
in the backyard, OK? Yes. Well, be careful. Come on, Ferb. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(cell phone rings)</i></font> Oh, hey, Stacy.
I can't talk right now. My brothers and I
are reforming Love Handel
for a concert in our backyard. Love Handel?
That's my mother's
favorite band! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(phone beeps) </i></font> Hey, Mom, did you know
Love Handel is reforming? Love Handel? Love Handel? Love Handel? Love Handel? <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Doofenshmirtz
Abandoned Self Storage ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(record needle scratches)</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(gasps)
Perry the Platypus.</i></font> Quick, could you hand me
that staple gun
right over there? Thank you. Ahh...
So what do you think? It's for my daughter
Vanessa's birthday. I try to throw her a party
every year. I know we usually go about
our daily battle
of good versus evil, but instead, could you maybe
help me set up the party
for my little girl? Please? <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Doo, doo, doo-doo ♪</i></font> Danny's Music Shop.
Ferb, this looks
like the place. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(♪ strumming) </i></font> No. No. No. No. No. This is a rock-'n'-roll guitar
for rock-'n'-roll music. Whatever. OK, run. The power of rock
too scary for you.
I see. Uh, you must be
Danny of Love Handel, right? Always an honor to be
recognized by my fans. Hey, aren't you
a little young to be
fans of Love Handel? Yes, we are, but our parents
aren't. Don't you think you were
a little tough on that guy? Oh, he'll be back....
when the spirit calls him! Wow, you sure are passionate
about rock-'n'-roll. Well, it's only my life.
Sit down. I'll tell you
a little story. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(♪ blues intro)</i></font> ♪ When I was a boy
down in South Illinois ♪ I heard a man playing blues
Oh, what a wonderful noise ♪ He had an old guitar
but not a dollar to his name ♪ Makin' music so sad,
but he was happy just the same ♪ He gave me a wink and said,
"Son, let me share the news ♪ If you want a happy life
you gotta learn
to sing the blues ♪ I asked my daddy for a guitar,
oh, I begged and I pled ♪ I said I wanted
to play the blues,
and he just nodded his head ♪ Daddy said when he was my age
boogie-woogie was the thing ♪ Just take the blues,
throw out your hip
and add a little swing ♪ Music has the power
that without it
he'd have sworn ♪ That he'd never
have met my mom
and I'd never been born <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(♪ psychedelic rock)</i></font> So what's this? This is psychedelia. It's where the guitar solo
came from. No, I mean, what's with
all the colors? I have no idea. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(♪ funk)</i></font> ♪ Ha! I kept learnin'
all the powers my guitar had ♪ I made it go wakka-wakka
till it was so good, it was bad ♪ Just make a face
and slap that bass
and make that rhythm bump ♪ But this is just the blues
but in a way that makes you
wanna shake your rump ♪ I can make you
clap your hands ♪ I can make you
get up and dance ♪ If you wanna shake your booty,
my friend, you gotta
give the funk a chance <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(♪ metal) </i></font> ♪ Metal! ♪ Pound your fist in the air ♪ Metal! ♪ Bang your head full of hair ♪ It's crunchy and it's nasty,
full of bad attitude ♪ Your parents will think
you're crazy, your neighbors
will think you're rude ♪ Believe it or not,
it's all the blues again ♪ You just add a little fuzz
and turn your amp up to 10 ♪ Music has the power
to change your life forever ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(♪ solo) </i></font> Wow! Shuh! Thank you, thank you. You know, our parents
fell in love
at one of your concerts. See? Music does
change lives. Well, how'd you like to sing
for our parents'
wedding anniversary? That'd be righteous, dude,
but good luck
getting the other guys. Who can resist
the power of rock-'n'-roll? Love Handel reunion. Rock on, little dudes. The spirit of rock-'n'-roll
has called out to me! I knew it.
That'll be $1,800. Oh, thank goodness
you're here. Love On the Run
at your service, my friend.
So, what did you forget today? <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(inhales)
Anniversary.</i></font> Ooh, the big one. ♪ It's your anniversary... That's your Love-O-Gram.
I'll get the rest of your
stuff out of the truck. Ooh, that was exhausting. Ah. I have one last surprise
for our lovely guest. This will be the grand finale
of Vanessa's party -
the world's largest firecracker! All we need now is a victim
to be tied to the rocket so they'll explode
up in the sky
in a grand display! So, here's the awkward part.
Uh... And when I say "awkward,"
I mean for you,
not so much for me. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(Mom) </i>So I wonder what new look
Bobbi has envisioned
for me this time.</font> You know, he was
in my favorite band -
Love Handel. Love Handel? He doesn't like anyone to
talk about it, though, <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(cell phone rings) </i></font> so don't bring it up. Uh, I gotta take this.<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>
(whispers) </i>How's it going?</font> We got Danny. Now we're gonna
convince Bobbi Fabulous. And if we can't, well,
Ferb's got a backup plan. Wait. Bobbi Fabulous
is Mom's hairdresser. Where are you right now? Walking in the front door
of Bobbi's salon. Oh. You doofuses! Mom's gonna
see you and wonder
what you're up to! You gotta keep Mom distracted
while we talk to Bobbi. Say, Mom, maybe we should
get you ready for Bobby. Candace, what are you doing? You look like
you need some conditioner! Candace! Hurry up,
hurry up, hurry up! Do you have an appointment? Uh, no.
We're here to see Bobby. You know, the bass player
from the band Love Handel. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(all gasp)</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(muffled shouting)</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ I'm fabulous ♪</i></font> Fabiana, who are
these little people? I don't know, sir. You're a mess.
And you... Feudal Europe is so last month. We're trying to get
Love Handel back together. Oh, for heaven's sake,
talk to the hand. Secretly I'm very lonely. You see, the first time
my dad kissed my mom
was at a Love Handel concert. And it's their anniversary - B to the O-R-I-N-G. Not yet, Ferb. Anyway, you don't need me. I just play bass
in the background. Nobody even remembers me. Are kidding? ♪ I don't need to tell you
what you already know ♪ You're the one with style,
you're the whole darn show ♪ The other guys play their
instruments fine, but next
to you their looks are a crime Candace! Hot towel! ♪ Well, they say true beauty,
it comes from within ♪ But you have to be comfortable
in your own skin ♪ So I exfoliate with this
exotic cream ♪ Just look at me,
I look like a dream You have to admit,
he looks pretty darn good. Candace, what is going on? Dry cycle. ♪ You're the one
Yes, you're the star ♪ We need you back
on bass guitar ♪ You're fabulous ♪ I'm fabulous ♪ You're fabulous ♪ I'm fabulous ♪ You're the one we all can see
It's all about you ♪ It's all about me ♪ You're fabulous ♪ I'm fabulous ♪ You're fabulous ♪ I'm fabulous ♪ You know, no two people
are like each other ♪ So don't be a look-alike
copying another ♪ Unless, of course,
you're copying me ♪ 'Cause that gives you
individuality ♪ Nice 'do, but back
to the matter at hand ♪ So what do you say,
are you back in the band? ♪ Well, maybe if I can find
my old leather ♪ Dude, we're gettin'
the band back together ♪ You're the one
who sets the bar ♪ The hairdo king,
the fashion czar ♪ You're fabulous ♪ I'm fabulous ♪ You're fabulous ♪ Oh, I'm fabulous ♪ You're the one we all can see
It's all about you ♪ It's all about me ♪ You're fabulous ♪ I'm fabulous ♪ You're fabulous ♪ I'm fabulous ♪ May we take that
as a yes? Hello? Isabella? Hey, Phineas. What's up? Guess what band's
getting back together. Love Handel? Uh, yeah.
How'd you know? It was the lead story
on the 5:00 news. Let me guess.
You guys need a stage, right? Yeah. Can you help us out? We're already on it. Who would have thought
that a drummer from a rock-'n'-roll band
would end up
in a place so quiet? Say, could it be? Pardon me. Would your name
be Swampy, ex-drummer
for the band Love Handel? That, my friend,
was a past life. The name's Sherman.
Why you asking? Because they're reforming
for one night only. It's a celebration
of our parents' anniversary. Well, that sounds charming,
boys, but I haven't played drums
since the accident. Fell asleep
in a metronome factory. When I awoke, I had completely
lost my sense of rhythm. I've been hanging out here
ever since. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(rhythmic stamping)</i></font> ♪ So you're saying
that you don't have rhythm ♪ But listen what you're doing
right there ♪ With that stamp and a book,
you got a real nice hook ♪ Sounds to me like
you got rhythm to spare ♪ I have no idea
what you're talkin' about ♪ I've got as much rhythm
as that chair ♪ What happened to me
was a tragedy ♪ But I don't have to be
a millionaire ♪ Look, I got a sweet deal
goin' on here ♪ I got all the books
that I can read ♪ All these sweet old ladies
and this carpet from the '80s ♪ What more
could a librarian need? Shh! ♪ Besides,
I ain't got rhythm ♪ No, I ain't got rhythm ♪ Said I ain't got rhythm ♪ I ain't got rhythm ♪ You're kiddin' me, right?
You're kiddin' me ♪ Don't you see what you were
doin' right then? ♪ That's a wicked groove
you were startin' to move ♪ Mister, you've got
rhythm times ten ♪ I think perhaps
that you're not listenin' ♪ I find it tedious to repeat ♪ It's no big crime,
I just can't keep time ♪ I'm telling ya,
I lost the beat ♪ I don't need my face
on T-shirts ♪ Or hit a power chord guitar ♪ They were screamin' my name
I guess it's a shame, but I
don't need to be a rock star ♪ Besides,
I ain't got rhythm ♪ No, I ain't got rhythm ♪ Said I ain't got rhythm ♪ I ain't got rhythm ♪ I ain't got rhythm ♪ Sounds like rhythm to me ♪ No, I ain't got rhythm ♪ Seems like they all agree ♪ Ain't got rhythm ♪ But you're laying down
some funky syncopation ♪ I ain't got rhythm ♪ But you got that beat ♪ No, I ain't got rhythm ♪ Look at them, they're
stomping their feet ♪ Said I ain't got rhythm ♪ It's time for you
to rock ♪ A brand-new generation ♪ Brand-new generation ♪ Gonna rock a brand-new
generation ♪ Because I ain't got rhythm <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(woman sighs)</i></font> Would you just go
join the band? ♪ Ain't got rhythm H-Hey! ♪ Ain't got rhythm Hey, look! ♪ Ain't got rhythm
Ain't got rhythm ♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(shouting indistinctly)</i></font> Hey, I got rhythm! No, that's not it. I don't know why you're
making me do this, Candace. I mean, when do I ever
dress this fancy anyways? So how you ladies
doing in here? Great. But we need
to keep looking. Oh! Well, we certainly have
plenty of dresses for you
to try on. And we have
plenty of time. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(groans) </i>Candace!</font> OK, now let's see.
"Lead the way
for the lovely lady "with an elegant wave
of your hand. "For you and only you,
insert your name here..." Oh, thanks for the light.
Hey! No, no, wait!
No, no, help me
put it out! Do something! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(groans)</i></font> Well, that hardly
ever happens. Oh, well, so much for that.
I guess it's not a total loss. I mean, this is
still presentable, right? Eh. Hey, Dad, we're back. So I hear
it's your anni-- Oh, please, please, stop. Nobody ever lets me
finish my number. That's it. Call me
when my ride's here. There's lasagna
in the fridge Thank you! Oh, boys, it's really
hopeless. Fear not, Daddy-O.
We got you covered.
Hit it, Ferb. Love Handel? Surprise, baby girl! Happy sweet 16th birthday, my little Vanessa! Oh! Not again! Well, come on in, come on in.
Check the place out. I decorated it all myself.
Well, mostly. Wait till you see this.
Wait right there. Please stop. And now, without further ado,
the grand finale! What, a big firecracker? Oh, no. Perry the Platypus
tied to a big firecracker. Together we will launch
our nemesis into the sky! You mean your nemesis! I took the liberty of going
through your address book and inviting all your
little friends, including a nice fella
named Johnny. He had hearts by his name.
I think I know
what that means. You did what?
I don't want them
to see this! I'm a teenager.
This... this is
for a little girl. Don't you know me
at all? I have to admit,
I never thought I'd wear
this stuff again. Ooh, look. Sorry, folks.
Not gonna happen. Dude, is that the cake
from the trash? What? You can't let
good cake go to waste. Looks like it all
went to waste to me. Watch it, Mr. Tease and Curl. This is exactly the kind
of slovenly behavior
that ruined Love Handel. No, it was infighting
due to pressure
from a dwindling fan base. What are you talking about? It was in that special. You saw that too? Did I look fat?
I thought I looked fat. That's it. This is ridiculous.
I'm out of here. No, wait. You can't go.
Mom's not back.
What about your fans? Phineas, I admire your optimism,
but besides your dad, be honest.
What fans? <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(crowd cheering)</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(cheering continues)</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(Danny) </i>Whoa.</font> She doesn't like the party.
I can't believe I failed again. Well, at least I can
watch you explode. Hey, that's not fair! Well, then have a taste
of my ray gun,
Perry the Platypus! Take that! And that! Help me, Vanessa! Stay still, you obnoxious -
Aah! Perry the Platypus, wait -
My hand is stuck in here. Hold on. Hold on.
Wait, wait, don't go anywhere. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(crowd cheering)</i></font> Sorry, Phineas, my friend,
but we gotta go on now, or we're gonna have
a serious fashion metal riot
on our hands. No, no, you can't start
without Linda. Oh, what? Look, it's Mom! What are all these people
doing on our street? Hey! Candace. Honey,
what's going on here? Come on, Dad. All right, boys, let's blow the roof
off this place. No! It's going to blow
the roof off this place! One, two, three, four! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(♪ rock ballad)</i></font> Aah! Linda! Linda, darling. ♪ I should have known ♪ From how I felt
when we were together Linda, where are you? ♪ And even more
when we were apart Is that Love Handel? ♪ You tiptoed in ♪ And you got under my skin ♪ You snuck your way
right into my heart <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(gasps)</i></font> Wow. Whoa, this is, like,
the coolest-looking
party ever. Hey, Vanessa.
Did you do all this
yourself? Well, actually,
my dad put it together... with some help from
Perry the Platypus. Thank you, Perry the Platypus! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(crowd cheering)</i></font> Did you do all this
for me? Well, I had a little help. Prepare for live feed
to screen, and wipe to source. ♪ I've put up barriers
to shield my emotions ♪ A wall that you could
never break apart ♪ But like a ninja of love ♪ Rappelling down
from above ♪ You snuck your way
right into my heart ♪ My heart That's my ma. ♪ Oh, yeah <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(fireworks bursting)</i></font> Well, don't just
stand there.
Kiss her. Happy anniversary, darling. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(crowd cheering)</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(Danny) </i>Come on, everybody,
let me hear ya!</font> ♪ Na, na ♪ Na, na-na, na-na... Hey, Vanessa, is that
your dad up on the rocket? He'll be okay.
He blows up all the time. Well, he sure did
a cool job with this party. Yeah. Yeah, I guess he did. Thanks, Dad.
You finally got one right. Curse you, Perry the Plat--
Wait, is that Love Handel? <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(♪ guitar)</i></font> Aaah! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(thud)</i></font> Good night, Tri-state area! ♪ If you're feeling lost
down in your soul ♪ If you need a little something
to make you feel whole ♪ Just remember who you were
when you were in control ♪ Just get together
with some friends and play
some rock-'n'-roll ♪ Music makes us better
Brings us together ♪ As we get back
that spirit we stole ♪ Music makes us better
Brings us together ♪ And I owe my life
to rock-'n'-roll ♪
You say that you ain't got Rythm, but look what you're doin right there