THE GARFIELD SHOW - BEST COMPILATION SEASON 3 - Furry tales part 1

[Music] well picnic baskets all packed now where again is this forest we're going to i have a map it's a remote area and nobody ever takes care of the animals up there or feeds them you love feeding animals don't you look who's talking speaking of which where are oh odie's watching a fairy tale on tv and garfield's upstairs asleep you should be waking up any minute now [Music] no what a strange dream i was eating linguini and clams usually on tuesdays i dream about eating fettuccine clams let's see what time it is oh no i'm missing my favorite show [Music] thanks i almost missed eddie gourmand today he's gonna take a look at spaghetti and meatballs [Music] [Applause] welcome to my show people welcome welcome welcome on today's show we're going to look at spaghetti and meatballs [Music] isn't this wonderful this is the best show on television apart from mine of course i've gained three pounds just watching it so far cody you'd rather watch some fairy tales and look at spaghetti and meatballs joined us we'll be looking at this plate of spaghetti and meatballs for an entire hour oh and tomorrow is chinese bird day we'll be looking at shrimp and oyster sauce fairy tales are silly i can make up a better story than this [Music] liz and i are leaving we'll be back late enjoy yourself guys we will and don't get into any trouble we will you want me to read you a fairy tale i have important things to do naps more naps naps during other naps okay we'll wait here a moment [Music] ah ham and cheese on sourdough with brown mustard that picnic basket looked heavy it seemed lighter just now about the weight of a ham and cheese on sourdough with brown mustard [Music] [Applause] [Music] ah this one will do all right let's see once upon a time i've read this story i'm kidding i'm kidding okay once upon a time there was an extremely handsome cat you want to know how handsome this cat was dad handsome [Applause] who people celebrate me it's me who is the one they all appreciate me yes me who is the science [Music] [Music] above the rest by now you guessed you're impressed and i'm so blessed i must suggest it's me the very best it's me he lived a quiet but happy life within the castle sometimes he would eat and sometimes he would sleep and sometimes he would eat and sleep [Music] saves time the magnificent cat's life was good except for three problems one was an extremely dim-witted dog that was always asking him to throw a stick so it could be fetched that's what it says here you think i'm just making this all up fine let's move on where was i oh yes uh asking him to throw a stick so it could be fetched [Music] all right all right just to be rid of you [Music] for those of you who don't know this is called a catapult catapult is an ancient weapon invented by greek soldiers to hurl large boulders at their enemies but it's even handier for this [Applause] see you sometime around halloween so the dog with the long tongue was one of his problems another was the prince's twin nieces [Music] [Music] [Music] there he is [Music] call the royal babysitter call the fashion police [Applause] the worst part is i didn't even look good in this color and the cat's third problem was his master's problem prince john had to find a bride and he needed one soon but i do not want to marry any of the women at the royal ball last night look i'm just the royal food taster around here but i know this royal law says that if you don't marry by your 21st birthday the next in line becomes king [Music] and you know who the next in line is huh next in line was the royal viceroy and he was not a nice man at all all right attention peasants when i take charge i'll be instituting some new taxes let's see tax on inhaling tax on exhaling tax on holding your breath tax on not breathing at all i protest these taxes tax on protesting these taxes attacks on tying your shoes attacks on mooring loafers what if we go barefoot uh attacks on going barefoot thank you all right attacks on thumbtacks attacks on putting ketchup on a cheese sandwich his greed will destroy this kingdom which is why you need to find a bride and soon like tomorrow then mary i shall even if i have to marry the next woman who walks through that door well maybe i could keep looking for a little longer you know he doesn't look good in that color he had been dining with every available maiden in the kingdom and was down to the last three people say you gotta help humanity i say what has humanity ever done for me strike one me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me and only me must you speak all evening about yourself you are right prince john let us speak about you now what do you think of me [Music] too [Music] so tell me a little about yourself i'd like to get to know you still like three she's out boy can you imagine trying to live with someone like that [Music] it was about then that the not all that smart dog finally got back with a stick oh hi well it looks like the prince will never find a bride the evil viceroy will be our new king bad for the kingdom but i don't care that much nothing that evil power mad guy does will affect me [Music] attacks on watching cartoon shows attacks on blinking attacks on dancing with a monkey see that doesn't affect me attacks on vigorous exercise see that really doesn't affect me attacks on eating pasta tomato sauce or anything that contains cheese see none of these things affect me attacks on pasta no no no no unfair tax brussels sprouts tax health food tax anything with yogurt in it just don't tax lasagna we have to stop that man we have to help prince john find a wife so the brilliant cat and the not brilliant dog were determined to oh wait time for a burrito break wait here and don't you go anywhere either i'll be back in one burrito [Music] bye once upon a time that if you don't marry by your 21st birthday the next in line becomes king pop we have to stop that man we have to help prince john find a wife the birds and animals all love you fair elizabeth i asked for a poison apple i'm making spaghetti bolognese [Music] want to hear the rest of the story it has a happy ending not everything in life does but fairy tales do that's what's great about him but if you don't want to hear it okay have a seat well as you can imagine the animals were all very sad about what had happened to the lovely elizabeth [Music] oh she was always so kind to us hey who's that cat that just arrived that's prince john's cat i think prince john's cat i've always admired him he's so wonderful oh where'd he go he's inside the cottage [Music] sorry i smelled the spaghetti bolognese and i had to have a taste fine they could use uh just a touch of basil [Music] maybe elizabeth is just asleep but she snores way more dainty they quickly discussed what they had to do it was the beautiful lady cat who came up with the answer we have to get him to a wizard where are you gonna find the wizard at this hour i know where there's a wizard near here who's open 24 hours well then let's get in there through the force they raced race to the dwelling of merle the all-night we never closed wizard it looks like the spaghetti of doom my wife used to make that you've got to help him a great wizard you just have to i can't help him but you can he sleeps the sleep of magic i can only be awakened by a kiss from one who loves him judging by the concern on your face i would say that's you you mean just kiss him [Music] there give it a shot see what happens yeah go for it [Music] hey is there any more that great spaghetti wow not only did they wake up the superb cat but they learned something else is that how to awaken our friend elizabeth indeed a kiss for me true love is all that is required and i know who her true love is come on let's go get prince john [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey what are you guys doing here we just heard terrible news yes this blueberry tells us that the viceroy's locked prince john in the tower he can't do that we need prince john to kiss elizabeth and awaken her and then he needs to marry her so he can be king and stop that evil man but the wise cat knew there was only one answer to the problem [Music] everybody follow me and so all the animals went up to rescue prince john and also save the fair elizabeth as they marched towards the castle others joined in animals who'd been befriended over the years by elizabeth [Music] why don't the castle the evil viceroy had decided not to wait to seize power guard from now on you are to address me as your highness and follow orders is that clear you aren't king until tomorrow and only if prince john doesn't marry ha how can he marry he's in the tower prison and the one woman who we'd marry is sleeping for all eternity i'm taking the throne now your highness there's an army marching on the castle an army an army of barbarians an army of pirates [Music] it seems to be an army of squirrels and cats and dogs and chickens just keep the gate locked we have nothing to fear from squirrels and cats and dogs and chickens well up in the tower it is no use even if i could escape from the cell elizabeth will not marry me sure she would she's crazy about you huh she is sure she thinks you're even cuter than i am and that's real cute you just need to convince her you're brave and good i am but how do i prove it to what's that commotion but prince had no idea what was going on and the rescue party didn't have much more of one email how did we get inside the castle yeah the gate is locked i know i'll dig us a tunnel inside how long will that take oh not more than a month or two we don't have time for that leave it to me stop them stop those animals [Music] [Music] [Music] kitty cat [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] don't follow me [Music] beautiful [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] did somebody kiss [Applause] [Music] me friends have taken over the whole castle you think somebody's going to rescue us consider yourself rescued [Music] not you [Music] the whole castle's flooded with animals we got to get out of here i'm going to take the tax money i've collected so far and it looked like the bad guys were going to escape with all the money the evil viceroy had stolen from the people of the city [Music] the chrysler his aid and the wicked witch fled in terror of the [Music] dragon quick turn the catapult so it faces the castle you want to get away from the dragon quick use the catapult get right in and i'll fling you to safety thank you all comfy now good [Music] no we're not to the happier ever after part yet we still have to wake up the fair elizabeth and get her to marry prince john remember oh after that it was pretty simple prince john kissed elizabeth she woke up and realized who had saved her oh you prince john and all these animals he was willing to fight a fire-breathing dragon for you for me it seems you do have heart and courage then will you honor me by joining your heart to mind in marriage birds of a feather having someone who cares answered my prayers we will be happy happy we will be so happy if [Music] wore the crown now you're going down wish good times upon you lots of pie and lasagna [Music] we will be happy happy happy happy we'll be happy together [Music] we will be happy well at least they finally picked out a good color for me [Music] but apart from that everyone lived happily ever after hey look the prince and the fair elizabeth are home i mean john and liv garfield did you eat our picnic must be time for lunch or dinner or some meal so did you like the storyboard [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] oh [Music] ah breakfast the most important meal of the day unless you count lunch afternoon snacks evening snacks midnight snacks 1 30 in the morning snacks 1 45 in the morning snacks garfield if you damage my brand new smartphone i'll be very angry smartphones are great you can listen to music take pictures make movies surf the internet and who knows maybe one day they'll do important things like make lasagna [Music] cody chasing his tail this could be a sensation on the internet and cut let's check it out i'm gonna post the video i just shot online for the entire world to enjoy oh and they will they will this is gonna be good [Music] wow my video of john has had almost a million hits in 20 minutes have you guys seen my phone [Music] it's got to be around here someplace phew you almost blew it odie how do i get rid of this pooch for a while hey odie wanna play fetch see this this should keep him busy until halfway through the next episode now i need a new john video for the internet [Music] please john do something stupid oh come on john please do something stupid [Music] [Music] huh yeah better start making dinner [Music] gotcha [Music] this is great [Music] i gotta get away from here i'm gonna take a drive [Music] this has not been a very good day and cut oh i have to get this on the internet right away [Music] hello oh hi liz john have you been having a bad day as a matter of fact yes how did you know well turn on the tv and watch the news oh and are we still having dinner in a little while at vetoes of course if you just tuned in here are some videos of silly accidents that were posted on the internet earlier today they're called the the chronicle and they've had more than 50 million hits in the last 12. [Laughter] you did this garfield and you did it with my smartphone don't deny it and give me back my smartphone [Music] oh you want to play games huh i am dialing the number of my smartphone wow now how did that get in there huh you think this is funny don't you hmm i will deal with you later right now i have to go meet liz for dinner [Music] john was so upset i've never seen him so angry i wish i had a video of it to post come on let's follow him [Music] hey isn't that the silly man we saw on the internet it sure is hope your car doesn't fall apart again john arbuckle i wanna thank you thank me for what for what because of your videos i am no longer the biggest laughingstock on television i thought i'd look stupid [Laughter] oh [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] don't fall off the chair john here's your menu better decide what kind of food you're going to spill on yourself oh senor welcome and uh my brother in rome says to say hello your brother in rome knows me he's the one who sent me the link to your hilarious videos he said everyone in italy is laughing at you i mean no they're laughing at me let me go get you some minestrone excuse me are you the clumsy dumb guy in the art buckle chronicles videos yes oh you look so stupid in them would you do the skateboard routine again for us oh yes okay that's it i've had enough of this i'm leaving [Music] you people should be ashamed of yourself laughing at someone else's misfortune now i like a joke as much as the next guy but there's nothing funny about accidents about people falling down and possibly hurting themselves there's nothing funny you think this has gone too far odie oh i have to put this right i mean despite being rather dumb john is a very nice owner and a good provider he doesn't deserve this and i think i know how to fix this you wait here i need something [Music] oh yeah cats just don't get any better looking than this be normal i'm on my way to audition for a flea collar commercial after all i am the cutest kitty cat in the whole wide world well too bad you're not the most famous what do you mean i'm not the most famous you're not very famous you're not even as famous as john john the guy who feeds you he's not famous you think so huh listen to the buzz on the street have you heard the latest on john arbuckle arbuckle that's the name of the arbuckle how did john get to be so famous i put him in one of my videos millions of people see them wow millions of people garfield could you put me in one of your videos huh could you could you could you well i might find a way to use you just leave everything to me [Music] john our buckles 15 minutes of fame are already history thank goodness a new internet sensation has taken the world by storm 120 million hits in the last 24 hours brace yourself i laughed so hard i broke a ramp [Music] [Music] poor normal on the other hand everyone's forgetting about me [Music] hey normal ready to shoot another video for the internet are you out of your tree garfield you made me look ridiculous you made me look like an idiot i will never in a million years be in one of your videos okay have it your way come on od i'll make you look dumb instead huh can't believe garfield imagine thinking i'd be in another one of his videos after what he did to me abigail isn't that the cat in the video it is it's normal normal we love you in that video you do we sure do oh that's normal come on do something stupid odie like trip or fall in the mud anything it's no use it's just too boring don't stop shooting garfield i'll be in your video see i have a stupid hat on and i'll fall in the mud watch oh and then maybe i could fall out of a tree oh or i'll put on clown makeup or get my feet carmel thinks he's the most famous cat in the world but let's not forget uh whose name is on this show [Music] oh huh [Music] you know i always kind of like ballet dancing but do they have to do it when i'm trying to sleep very good now time for today's lesson ladies welcome to belly dancing for mice and other small rodents today we shall cover pirouettes place the feet slightly about raise the arms and keep it slowly i live to dance yeah well some of us live to eat and eat to live where's veto with my 11 30 a.m pizza delivery did you ever have the feeling that you were being watched good i have a clear view into the house where it looks like [Music] ballet dancing vice 11 30 a.m i'm monitoring the arbuckle home looking for a proper test subject for my new invention ah the pizza delivery man the perfect test subject first i need to seize control of his mind i must hurry mr arbuckle's cat does not like it when his 11 30 a.m pizzas arrive 10 seconds later [Music] it's working i've seized control of his mind you hate delivering pizzas you will no longer deliver pizzas i will no longer deliver pizzas hey it's 11 30 and 10 seconds where are my pizzas no no pizzas for you no pizzas for anyone which i hoped i never hear i hate delivering pizzas i hate making pizzas and delivering pizzas and everything about the pizzas i will never make another pizza as long as i live i will never make another pizza as long as i live vito see it isn't so throw them on the ground stomp on them here here is what i think of pizzas down with pizzas [Music] [Laughter] at last at last i'm getting revenge on that cat for ruining my plans for world domination testing a mind control device unqualified success i press the blue button capture someone's mind then speak it to the microphone to tell them what to do nathan nathan oh no not now mom i'm working on a plan to conquer and enslave mankind that can't wait nathan first you have to take out the garbage and do your chores but mom don't you but mommy young man garbage first enslaving mankind second oh these kids today where are their priorities take the garbage out yourself mom i will take the garbage out myself mom [Laughter] the effects will only last a few days before they wear off all right now let's see if my invention will work on that dog that lives with the cat [Music] hmm my invention has no effect on the dog named odie i'll try someone else he'll do fine hmm it's a little after 11 30. i'd better start making lasagnas for today [Music] you don't like cats you don't want any cats in your house especially garfield i do not like cats what could have caused vito to do such a horrible thing i can't think of anything worse that could happen i do not like cats i do not want any cats in my house [Music] especially garfield i thought of something worse yes john can't be serious [Music] john what are you doing where are you throwing away all my favorite foods [Music] this is a whole box of crunchy poodle doodles this is the perfect cereal it's loud it has no nutritional value whatsoever and it turns milk purple [Music] now on i only serve one food in this house raisins raisin pie raisin bread raisin stew meatloaf but with raisins instead of the meat no no no you can't be serious if you want cereal you may have raisin bran but without the bran which reminds me this still can't be happening to me i can't i still do not like cats ah this day is not going well at all wait does john suddenly not like me i'm lovable or as lovable as i ever was garfield cat i hate garfield cat are you garfield cat too bad i hate garfield cat garfield a chat i hate you i don't know why i i just do do you hate me do you like me [Music] great i don't know what got into john vito not making pizzas that's like vito not making pizzas hmm the mailman with my luck today he's probably returning normal from abu dhabi postage due [Music] oh what a joy it is each day to deliver them okay here's what i want you to say i hate delivering the mail i'm going to move to spain and become a beautiful senior reader i hate delivering the mail i'm going to move to spain and become a beautiful senorita [Music] [Laughter] i can make anyone do whatever i want mom take out more garbage did you see he started acting odd after he was hit by some sort of ray from across the street that's the house where that bratty mad scientist nathan [Music] come on i must take out that garbage as ordered [Music] i will rule the world everyone will take orders from me the most powerful man alive but first i have to go to a little boy's room oh this must be it some sort of mind control machine i guess what's this thing [Music] my invention has no effect on the dog named of course not you can't control someone's brain if you don't have one let's go back the effects will only last a few days before they wear on and back a little more testing a my control device unqualified success i press the blue button capture someone's mind then speak it to the microphone to tell them what to do booty that's the secret do you realize what this means it means i can control the world i can make everyone do exactly what i want i can make every single person on the planet get into the pizza delivery business i can make the governor proclaim every day garfield a cat day and i further decree that everyone has to give garfield the cat a nice gift he'll accept cash checks and all major credit cards i could sleep all day and i could sleep all night wait a minute i already do that i can make nermal drusilla minerva and ann ivy all move to some other show yeah we're gonna go annoy the people on the six o'clock news instead oh i could have the entire planet re-sculptured so it looks like a giant replica of my head okay so we'll have it orbited by a moon that looks like you oh all i have to do is push the blue button and talk into the microphone and then cody we have a problem i can't talk oh i'm a cat remember humans can't hear me except for those people out there microphones can't either and i was so looking forward to making the world look like me what are you doing in my lap every time i invent something you come along and ruin my plans i just want to rule the world and make everyone my slaves is that so awful uh yeah it is well i won't let you i'll use my disintegration ray [Music] there's nowhere to hide cat prepare to be disintegrated oh i don't like the sound of that i could control that mind of his if i could give him an order into this microphone but i can't but i know who can we just need to borrow something from across the street welcome to belly dancing for mice and other small rodents that would include nathan put your hands over your head stand on point then use in time to send music that'll keep him busy for a few days until the ray wears off wants to stop him from using his mind control device when it does wear out this it took three seasons but we finally got some culture into the show oh yeah i took the disintegration ray i thought it might come in handy the next time we have a guest appearance by ann ivy [Music] [Music] [Music] your dinner she's a coming right up my friends oh great cookie it's supper time hey personal sized pizza for senori arbacal puppy dog sized pizza for senori puppy dog [Music] hey i distinctly recall ordering a large oh well bon appetit pookie my gastronomic friend [Music] eat your pizza before it gets cold jack oh that was a nice tasty pizza on the small side but tasty oh what a shame pookie you haven't touched your pizza well we can't let it go to waste now can we [Music] boy dad that's the neatest looking teddy bear i ever saw i wish i had one like that really you think other kids would want one sure what's that pookie oh now you're hungry well i guess we'll just have to order another pizza then [Music] i remember you fireball right how much for the teddy bear duh i'm sorry the teddy bear i want to buy it oh what no you can't have pookie no no no no no not for all the lasagna in italy [Music] i'm sorry mr all work my cat loves pookie and well i just can't take him away because your son wants him i don't want to keep it arbuckle i'm ceo of all work toys a very large company i want to make duplicates of it and sell them around the world here's how much i'll give you as an advance are you allowed to have that many numbers on one check mr allwork you have a deal pookie is going to be a best seller arbuckle you and i are going to make a bundle hear that pookie i always knew you were destined for greatness what's that you want to celebrate with five more pizzas well if you insist [Music] we'll have that duplicated and returned to you in no time take good care of him [Music] people [Music] [Applause] oh [Music] cookies [Music] here is the original what did you call him pookie well we measured and study every bit of him here is the duplicate prototype we have created he's he's perfect no it isn't kids today have computers they want high-tech state-of-the-art does take the original back to arbuckle [Music] professor i want you to upgrade and improve this toy you know what to do indeed i do i shall give you the teddy bear of the future [Music] [Music] wow [Music] and sales of the new toy known as robo pookie are setting new records they just went on sale this morning and already thousands have been sold i'm going to be rich and i'm going to be even richer i bought commercial time in this news broadcast oh fluffy why don't you just sit there all day and do nothing are your children bored with their teddy bears i sure am well here comes the teddy bear of the future robo pookie [Music] exercise play games clean your room and speak 17 languages he is the best nanny ever and so the princess married the elevator repairman and they lived happily i don't think you should see this robot is your child's very own private entertainer you definitely shouldn't see this stay in here until this is all over [Music] that is the question that's robo pookie coming soon to a store near you you're gonna love me is awesome mr allwork there was nothing wrong with the original pookie guys let him have the one i brought here you are sir huh hi i'm robo two playmates with one brain between them and it takes batteries [Applause] [Music] the nerve of trying to improve on the real pookie except no substitutes [Music] each one has a computer chip to download software updates and to communicate with other robo pookies it's great mr ullwork i can't imagine how anything could go wrong [Music] aren't you sleepy who's that i'm going to tell you a bedtime story no you're not go away sorry i was just trying to help [Music] do you know what time it is yes it's 4 00 6 00 into deadly india it's 2 36 in japan [Music] he won't find us no no this is the real one the good one the one who doesn't do anything any card yeah leave us alone let us sleep but i am your friend i just want to help you and entertain you he looks just like me he is i salute you a worthy forebear i kiss your feet and respect i've been trying to get people to treat me like that for years i will follow the wishes of the grand poor bear great the grand forebear says he wants you to let us get some sleep as you wish i shall remain here and bask in the greatness of the grand forbearer fine you stay there in bass while we go back to bed i cannot keep your glory all to myself attention fellow robo-pokeys i have found the grand poor bearer repeat i have found the grand floor man robo cookies of the world use your global positioning systems to track the location of my transmission huh it's 5am who's ringing the doorbell at this hour we have to get them out of here i command you all to follow me and the handsome cat [Music] repeat follow me in the handsome cat do you understand [Music] i got a call that a lot of robo pookies were being returned to my factory but dad don't toys you make get returned all the time yes but usually they don't march in by themselves [Music] they're all coming back every one of them every one of them that we made and sold i'm gonna have to give refunds on every one of them does that mean i'm not rich you'll be lucky if you can afford a yo-yo i should never have gotten into this pooky business i like mine that's the prototype we made the one that didn't do anything yeah i'm glad i have it why what do you do with it i don't know just love it i guess well at least i made one kid happy and i guess i realized what i love about pookie he's a lot like me yeah he doesn't do anything [Applause] [Music] [Music] do [Music] [Music] six lizard noses two pinches of tarantula hair a spoonful of moldy peanut butter oh oh hello i'm mrs cauldron your friendly neighborhood old lady who might be a witch never mark quiet i have a story to tell so here it is and i'm not saying it's true but i'm not saying it isn't either it happened one day as i was flying home on my brand new class 13 vacuum crater with full options including parking sensors [Music] this would be great this is the bungee cord john used the one time he went bungee jumping not a successful activity buddy wake up [Music] you want to fetch the sticks wow i like garfield but there are times when he just goes too far hello odie now you know why garfield can do things like that to you don't you because you're not that smart and if you were that smart you know that's the reason would you like to be smarter a lot smarter [Music] okay i'm not sure you'll like it but here goes [Music] odie always had a good heart but suddenly he had a good brain to go with it that was great i wonder why the bungee cord causes someone to bounce around like that actually it's all due to newton's third law of motion for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction oh interesting thanks odie don't mention it newton's third law of motion i should have known [Music] odie you said something not only that but it was something you know like intelligent oh well maybe i just never had anything to say before [Music] it was also a new experience for oldie being able to do things he'd never done before there you go i changed the filter tightened all the belts and updated the software on your global positioning system well thank you ogi i do hope you enjoy being intelligent of course i can read and write and solve problems and fix things well i just hope you keep feeling that way [Music] one last thing odie you can't tell anyone that i magically turned you into a genius or it will undo the spell you'll immediately become like you were before i'm smart now i'm not dumb enough to let that happen good see you around thanks again and for a while at least i guess it was a good thing [Music] oh i don't have time to play yodi i have to get my taxes done and it's just impossible oh i need some coffee i'm going to be up all night let's see form 2030 itemized deduction what's he talking about this is a breeze he never said anything before i've kicked him off the table seven thousand times he never said a word except i'm going to be up all night doing my taxes garfield [Music] [Applause] [Music] bodie what are you doing in my chair [Music] you did my taxes yes and i got you a refund [Music] he looks perfectly normal to me john um except that he's suddenly become a genius oh i gave him an intelligence test and well let's just say he's twice as smart as we are twice as smart as either of us no twice as smart as you and i put together if you'll excuse me i have a sick pussycat that needs attention it appears you've been eating too much mixed grill try switching to a low sodium salmon cat food john couldn't believe how smart his dog was he shot videos of oldie and put them on the internet oh before long od was famous the smartest dog in the world that's what they're calling him since his online videos have had 50 million hits myot on monday he became the world champion of jazz [Music] oh i can't believe it i just got checked made by a dog tuesday he went on a game show odie for a small fortune when they built the great wall of china who was the foreman you've written chin liu hao that is correct that's absolutely correct you win the small fortune only promptly donated the entire small fortune to a worthy charity i thought he was supposed to be smart and perhaps most impressive he figured out how to set up one of those beach chairs no one can ever figure out oh thank you thank you oh i've been trying for 22 years to understand how to open that chair in just a few short days everyone around the world has become excited about odie this is your gossip reporter brandon scoops signing off you're just jealous because odie's getting all this fame and attention oh great now i have a smart mouse too and someone inside the world wasn't too happy either he was emperor glorm ruler of the kingdom at the center of the earth for 22 years to understand do you think that dog is really as smart as they say smarter and that worries me my loyal sloth people that canine is smart enough to lead the surface people to conquer us of course if we captured him he could tell us how to conquer the surface [Music] i'm sorry my dog can't help you everybody wants odie to solve their problems odie do you think you can solve mine i'll try what is it i have a lousy part in this episode i think i can solve your problem and my own by getting out of this house where you gonna go i don't know huh so oldie made a hasty exit leaving garfield to deal with the mobs of people outside i know how to handle this please people i'm telling you my dog can't solve all your problems no but your cat can yes it's me garfield cat i'm here to share my colossal brain with you all ask me anything i want to talk to the dog i want to talk to the dog i'm going to bed until this episode is over meanwhile od was trying to figure out the one thing he didn't know why being so smart was more trouble than being stupid hey odie can you tell me how to run my comic book shop so i can make more money [Music] hey odie can you tell me a good way i can catch a dog like say you [Music] hey oldie will you do my homework for me everywhere he went somebody wanted something but finally he was alone or so he thought hey let me go unhand me so this is the smartest dog in the world well smart dog i trust you are smart enough to know that your survival depends on you helping me to conquer the surface world why me what do you want with me you have knowledge knowledge is power and i want power tell me dog how did you get to be so smart odie tried to think but all he could think about was how life was so much easier before he got to be so smart and then he remembered something he'd heard you can't tell anyone that i magically turned you into a genius or will undo the spell you'll immediately become like you were before i said how did you get to be so smart well a little old witch named mrs cauldron cast a spell on me [Music] [Music] this is the smartest creature on this planet use the cerebral gage measure his brain power no discernible intelligence we might as well return to our world below that's really all there is to the story i guess [Music] hey odie can you answer a question for me he went home dumb but happy and he stayed that way [Music] so here it is and i'm not saying it's true but i'm not saying it isn't either and best of all i got my show back [Music] [Music] do [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] you leave me alone garfield you just resent me because i'm so adorable you won't be after i get through with you then don't come back [Music] envy pure envy hey pal do you mind some of us have to eat out of these things oh sorry harry garfield threw me in there because he's so jealous of me not that i blame him garfield's not jealous of you look at this somebody threw away a perfectly good six week old tuna sandwich [Music] how could he not be jealous i'm cute i'm beloved i have everything you don't have your own show what garfield has his own show we're on it right now see people are watching us oh yeah hiya folks everyone watches it you can hear it coming out of almost every house the little girl who lives here watches it every time it's on i told you to watch educational programs the garfield show is educational mom i'm learning how to eat lasagna and sleep all day all right all right all right we're speaking with a noted inventor in mad scientist professor thaddeus bonkers professor bonkers is it true you've invented a time machine oh that is correct how long did it take you the rest of my life i actually finished it 47 years from now but then when i was done i jumped into my time machine and came back here to the day in it ah so in your time machine someone can actually travel into the past indeed but they have to be very careful anything you do when you are back in time could affect the future wow what would you do if you had a time machine harry i think i'd go back in time about two minutes and not eat this sandwich well i know what i do and what i'm gonna do slight change of history and this show will be mine so you need to be very careful about altering the past this is boring i'm gonna watch the far field show garfield you can't just lay around the house all day sleeping john's right i'll lay around the backyard all day sleeping you are to guard my time machine with your life it is priceless it took me the rest of my life to build it yeah you can count on me professor [Music] ah now how do you start this thing traveling through time for dummies just what i need to start press red button [Music] to visit i'm awesome it for the day john first found garfield at the pet store wow i made it that's the store so how do you get someone to adopt you just look adorable and then someone will want to take you home well that doesn't sound so hard it helps if the human isn't too bright hey huh he should be a cinch but don't look too eager it makes them think no one else wants you good idea i'll play hard to get may i help you sir uh yes i've been thinking i might like to adopt a cat pick me take me home with you please please please i'll be your loyal cat oh meow meow peek me wow uh maybe i'll take this one that's how john adopted garfield on the way home i'll stop off at the market and buy some cat food actually we've noticed that he rather likes lasagna [Music] lasagna meow meow okay lasagna [Music] you are kind of cute you're not so bad yourself fella i think we're going to be good meow [Music] meow meow meow [Music] what about me taking me home and feeding me lasagna and making me your cat and feeding me and you're going to love it at my place i'll fix you up a bed and feed you whatever you like this is weird i feel like the entire universe just shifted a little oh well time for my 315 pre-dinner appetizer booster snack [Music] gee john's not keeping the kitchen as well stocked as he usually does it's every bed for himself at dinner odie there's barely enough food in the house for me an intruder where you mean me how could i be an intruder what do you mean you never saw me before in your life i'm garfield i live in this house remember see my picture right over here on normal what is normal doing in my picture frame squeak tell od who i am strange pad in the house alarm is [Music] hey what's wrong oily hey how'd that cat get in here that cat john don't you remember me the cat who sleeps all day who eats lasagna who's been with you since when did jim start the newspaper strip 1978 since 1978. i don't know who you are but there's only room for one cat in this house my beloved pet normal normal you're bad [Music] what happened why do i no longer exist but he doesn't know me sqweak doesn't know me even john doesn't know me this couldn't be any worse are you watching the normal show again a normal show it's just starting mom no that's my show that's my opening and my theme song those people with the funny names and the credits they weren't for me me i told you to watch something educational the nermo show is educational mom i'm learning how to be the most adorable creature on the planet my show he even got my show my life my show i'm surprised i still have my stripes hi garfield oh hi normal [Music] what have you done done about what why do you suddenly have my life in my show oh that oh no big deal i just borrowed a time machine went back in time and got john to adopt me instead of you see you later garfield oh so that's how he did it hmm time machine how am i gonna do this how am i gonna get my life back professor bonkers is it true you've invented a time machine yes uh two of them in fact someone stole the first one they left it in a no parking zone in the past and it was towed the police have no idea what it is so i had to build another one i have to get that time machine and undo what nermal did [Music] and you're going to love it at my place i'll fix you up a bed and feed you no stop you're making a terrible mistake you know what that cat is obnoxious he's annoying he's he's he's normal what is it cat are you telling me i shouldn't adopt this one yes yes take the little cute one who eats lasagna he's the one you really want don't do this please yeah yeah it's a pretty good life garfield has or rather had i'm starting to really enjoy it nermo what are you doing here i live here not anymore i went back in time and convinced john not to adopt you what that's rotten garfield how dare you do to me what i did to you come with me let's see how things are now in the arbuckle household [Music] you're such a wonderful pet odie i'm so glad i decided never to get a cat never to get a cat shall we watch our favorite tv show [Music] okay here it comes [Music] the oddity show don't worry folks we'll go back and get this straightened out before the next episode of the garfield show or the normal show or whatever this show is [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] bye [Music] i wanna be home i wanna be home i wanna be home i wanna be home [Music] ah free at last isn't it great to be far away from civilization no cars no phones it's just us and mother nature mother nature has a cruel sense of humor i'm cold i'm tired i'm starving i haven't eaten for oh well this seems like more than ten minutes only seven more miles to go and we'll be at my cousin bill's cabin you'll be fine i'll be extinct thanks for the pep talk cody but i'm just an ordinary cat whose big exercise is working the remote control on the dvd player we're almost there odie bill's cabin is only three miles away right at the bottom of this slope three miles [Music] can't we get there any faster i just changed my mind about wanting to get there faster i want to go home this never happened to santa claus and he's fatter than i am fantastic just like the old days no electricity no appliances nothing we'll have to rough it that's what you mean no fridge no microwave no tv we're gonna have to live like animals okay guys let's go outdoors and have fun [Music] hey i'm not going anywhere and close the door for crying out loud freezing [Music] i guess garfield isn't coming with us hmm nice time for a well-deserved nap and so it was that while jon and odie were outdoors having a jolly good time garfield remained in the cabin to i've just been included in the story why don't ask me ask the writers you can go back to sleep okay but keep your voice down good night my deep apologies where was i oh yes while garfield was resting his weary bones john and otie had a jolly good song time only have to move around jump and dance [Music] step why is it so cold in here because you didn't keep the fire going numbskull hey i don't have to take this abuse from a second-rate narrator don't blame me i didn't write this dialogue anyway this story is about to have its first twist so brace yourself au revoir a twist a revoir oh no patty patty the leprechaun oh that's a nice twist i didn't see it coming i got filled sorry to be barging in on you i was on my way to hawaii but i guess i took one of those wrong turns in albuquerque hawaii oh man i wish i was in hawaii [Music] yeah i see what you mean [Music] you want to come to hawaii with me laddie you betcha uh thanks but no thanks patty if i go john is gonna be worried sick and it'll completely ruin his holiday i can't do that to him okay as you wish bye bye laddie [Music] if you change your mind open this door and call me name three times [Music] hey garfield how do you like our snowman i named him boris i'm hungry oh don't worry odie and i went ice fishing and we won't starve we actually caught something you cut canned spinach ah bon appetit do you have any real food let's see if we can get the local weather report hi this is your narrator again tonight mars jupiter and venus will align with earth this will have a direct effect on this story and make for another quirky plot twist another twist gee i hope it's a good one look mars venus and jupiter perfectly aligned what a glorious sight i'm still waiting for that plot twist i hope it involves dinner [Music] [Music] bad bad better than bad dog leave me alone [Music] i don't want to go outside that's where most of the cold is [Music] what is it of course the snowman is gone wow this must be the second plot twist the narrator was talking about that's exactly right quite unexpected huh the writers have really outdone themselves you're only saying that so they give you more lines now leave this story we'll take it from there you're quite the diva aren't you fine narrator out who touchy [Music] okay odie let's follow that trail [Music] hey olaf how can you tell when a snowman is sad i don't know how when you see him cry ice cubes [Music] [Laughter] am i seeing things or was that boris the snowman telling a joke to another snowman named olaf are you guys for real sure for real last night there was an alignment of three planets and let me guess and then you were hit by a ray of light and bingo you were alive precisely how did you know oh it's the laziest screenwriting trick in the book a pumpkin or a toaster gets hit by an energy beam and lo and behold it's alive it's pathetic well like it or not i'm thrilled to be alive and so am i there is nothing more boring than being an ordinary snowman he just stand there all day doing nothing with no one to talk to slowly melting away the life of an ordinary snowman is no picnic and that's why we're telling jokes hey i got one for you what does snowmen call snowballs children hey speaking of snowballs here's one i hope a rabbit eats your nose oh [Music] what a day this has been fun yeah but i'm starved i could use an ice burger [Laughter] hey see you guys tomorrow good night sleep warm good night sleep cold well winter is over folks and temperatures are rising quickly time to pack your skis and go home and that's exactly what we're going to do garfield odie we're leaving okay but first we need to say goodbye to boris and olaf guys we're leaving it's been a pleasure knowing you you're both so cool not anymore we're melting by the end of the day we'll just be two puddles of water boy this is so sad we can't have a sad ending to this story now can we okay chill guys i'll be right back odie garfield let's go don't wait for me i'll catch up patty patty patty oh hello laddie change your mind eh you want me to take you to hawaii not exactly say your underground tunnels out of ireland they cover the entire planet right oh of course they do through them we leprechauns can go anywhere in the world see if you can come up there whoa laddie you're asking a lot but okay i'll do it for old time's sake [Music] this old engine runs on leprechaun magic i'll have you at your destination in a wee instant thanks for everything garfield bye bye now bye bye hey don't forget to rise hey it's a postcard from boris and hola it says dear odie and garfield it's freezing here at the north pole we love [Music] don't you love stories that end well i feel so happy i may even forgive that narrator oh thank you so very much well i i did say may so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] okay go find another show to be on i don't need you i don't need any of you but you'll all be in big trouble because i'm gonna report you all to jim davis the nerve of those people could we have some dialogue from time to time please don't they know whose show this is whose name is in the title does it say the eddie gourmand show at the beginning i don't think so [Music] hello anybody here stage manager director writers hello everybody's deserting me today there isn't even any background music well at least they left me a script for this week the big discovery yeah already i don't like it note to self remember to fire the writers okay let's see here fade in exterior arbuckle house day john doing something new character eh i'm sick of new characters when do i get to be on my show oh here i am we find garfield curled up in bed sound asleep first good idea they've had maybe a short dream sequence will help i don't well i could do the show all by myself i could play all the parts [Music] [Music] no i will not fetch the stick back back quack quack can you believe we paid someone to write then there's absolutely nothing in this world that could get me out of bed today oh you're filmed i'm going out for a while my niece's dressily minerva are coming by for a visit nothing in this world not even john's nieces john's nieces i gotta get out of here uncle john uncle john i don't think he's here minerva i keep telling you i'm drisella you're minerva oh right and we're here to [Music] please stay away from the kitty cat yeah [Music] those won't keep them out i need something large to barricade the door [Music] [Applause] [Music] you don't understand agnes this cat does terrible things to me well for instance he just dropped a bed on me [Music] and a refrigerator and of course an elephant do me a favor there are two little girls chasing me distract them while i get away will you do that for me that style is drunk we need to moisturize him bigness i'm coming home this episode's starting to get a little bit silly [Music] i think i did it i think i got away from him i must have i'm not in ladies clothing i'm safe hi guys phil i'm not safe normal that's right it's me nermal the cutest kitten on this or any other planet i think i dropped the elephant on the wrong person [Music] sorry do you have a reason for being here normal or did you just come by to tell me how cute you are i just came by to tell you how cute i am okay at least he's being honest excuse me but i'm a very important powerful agent from hollywood i just saw you standing here and i couldn't help but notice how incredibly handsome and adorable you are yeah no not you i meant the other one i've never seen a handsomer face than that you're beautiful you're beautiful no you're beautiful no no i'm beautiful take a look at this no i don't think so would you mind if i made you a fabulously rich and famous tv star well as long as i'm home in time for dinner not a problem we need a truly beautiful animal for a new commercial we'll be doing a screen test and if you're the one you'll be fabulously rich and famous it's not fair it's not fair i tell you put me on tv put this face on tv i have to get that screen test for myself and beat garfield out to become fabulously rich and famous [Applause] okay so uh what do i do well just do what you do best fine eating or sleeping i have to go scout more talent but the director will take care of you and remember you're beautiful baby nah you're beautiful no you're beautiful okay have it your way i'm beautiful uh what do i do now mr director here i am now we'd just like to see you do a little dance for us oh sure um how's this fine fine now uh turn around [Music] oh if he gets his job i won't be able to stand it i have to do something [Music] he's done now it's time for my screen test put the camera on me let it show how awesome i am normal this is my screen test i think we have what we need on you garfield we'll test this cat now okay [Music] what's your name normal cat starve tomorrow give me a second i'll be right back my awesomeness and i will be waiting mr director person all right nermal i want you to do everything i say okay ready lift up your left foot lift up your right foot fall down and go get up stand on your head stand on your feet crack like a duck quack eat a penny yogurt boogie can you drop it do it push it collapse from exhaustion that's great great normal you tricked me garfield well i don't care i'm gonna get this job no you're not i'm gonna be fabulously rich and famous and i'm gonna get this job look i'm a lot more adorable than you are and more talented and i'm cuter in every way and everyone says so you're not as awesome as you think you are normal and i'm gonna mail you to abu dhabi again you annoying cat hey guys guys you gotta stop arguing would you just get your job neither one of you i found an animal more adorable than both of you put together [Music] show them what you can do jumbo gonna make that elephant fabulously rich and famous so what do you think i think we need to learn that right and a one and a two oh what a dream sequence and i really like the cast that's the answer i really don't need anybody else i'll play all the roles from now on maybe i can even play the elephant's part first i'll play myself that's not much of a stretch snores nor snort then i'll play odie and then john i'll play john garfield i want you to behave yourself this is how i behave if you don't behave no lasagna for you you can't mean it i do mean it and i can play veto too ah senor arbuckle i have a nice hot pizza for your gato oh smells great what's on it it's just what you asked for a video special with the anchovies i didn't want anchovies you asked her for the anchovies no i did not yes you did noah i did not yes you did [Music] i can't do this i can't do this all by myself too many noahs and yeses and stuff i need others on my show i need odie [Music] yes i need you odie right yes and i need you john we all decided to come back garfield i'm gonna need you and i need you then i need you no not you but i really need you without the anchovies [Music] ah no anchovies thank you thank you thank you listen everyone i i've learned my lesson i'll give you all lines on the show i'll share the spotlight i'll even see about paying some of you can you ever forgive me thank you so much hey garfield how about sharing that pizza with us are you out of your mind [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Applause] we're only moments from the launch of the concordia space shuttle ah news there must be something more important on something involving people getting dressed up as large chickens all right all right we'll watch this [Music] garfield odie i need you to keep an eye on this ferret for me fairy aren't two mouths enough to feed especially since one of them is mine liz is completely booked up at the vet clinic so i agreed to watch over one of her patients here for a few days she better not be contagious or too hungry depends what's in it for me i've just baked an extra large four cheese lasagna to make up for it it's cooling off in the kitchen four cheese lasagna [Music] trust but verify congratulations you have successfully bribed me into ferret sitting i sell out so cheap oh i'd better get going i'll be back before dinner [Music] the two astronauts should be boarding a space shuttle any minute now hey guys i need to stretch my legs out for a bit zip it we're trying to watch tv here just let me out for a bit i'm a ferret parrots need to exercise [Applause] all right all right but don't mull any furniture that's my job hi this is john arbuckle please leave me a message at the sound of the beep garfield it's me i forgot to mention don't let mrs ferret out of her cage under any conditions liz put her on a strict diet and she'll eat anything now he tells us can you imagine how horrible it would be to be around an animal that will eat anything don't say it before cheese lasagna maybe we can stop her before she eats all four jesus you you ate all the lasagna what do you have to say for yourself yeah that's what i usually say oh well when john gets home he'll make us another one and another one and another one hi this is john arbuckle please leave me a message at the sound of the beep hey guys bad news no my car broke down i'm afraid i have to stay over in a motel for the night aren't you glad i had time to bake you the lasagna just imagine if you had been left alone starving for an entire day [Music] quick your refrigerator let's see what's in there [Music] you ate everything in the refrigerator except the ice cube tray and the light bulb uh-huh saving those for dessert so what are you two going to eat oh i'll find something in john's cookbook here roast ferret ferret stew hey odie you're in the mood for chinese food here's a recipe for farrah chow mein if you will excuse me i i have to go [Applause] [Music] there's got to be something edible in this house [Music] john always keeps one can around in case of an emergency quick where's the can opener [Music] you want to give it a try odie you're too dumb to open this can just watch and learn [Music] fine i'll just have to use the electric can opener [Music] no you can't try now it'll take more than a stupid piece of metal to stop me from eating the food that's inside this can [Music] no odie for the 1000th time i do not need your help [Music] peace [Music] let's run through this one last time ready one two three [Music] booty i don't know about you but i'm getting really really really hungry this is all your fault hey odie have you ever noticed how much of ferret looks like a hot dog what are you looking at me like that for what is it why do you have that mustard and relish look in your eyes i have to warn you parrots taste terrible we all taste like asparagus i like asparagus did i say asparagus i'm in tofu stale dry for a tofu hours because of an incoming storm but this should pass and we will launch later this afternoon rudy i think i have a new idea [Music] once a lightning bolt strikes it will not only open the can but it will also heat up the food that is pure genius [Music] no you think you're gonna win don't you but you won't you will never defeat me canned food [Music] how about some tv to cheer you up my cat always comes purring whenever he hears me open a can of his favorite delicious cat food oops you don't want to watch that [Music] the storm seems to be possible yes it looks like we should be able to launch the space shuttle in approximately 30 minutes come on i know how to get this can open [Music] uh see i told you we didn't have time to go to the restroom wait if we're down here then who's up there good thing we kept those spacesuits [Music] okay ken you thought you were indestructible didn't you well let's see how your survival falls straight down to earth oh no my new hybrid flying saucer hey go pick on someone else's can of food as the seven rings of arcturus this mysterious object is resisting my disintegrating anti-molecular background this is mission we have a problem this doesn't look too wonderfully that was hairy harry [Music] [Applause] [Music] defeated by a can of cat food but the shame oh the humiliation [Applause] all right all right after all that you want to see if you can open it well be [Music] before i see her do something i'm gonna regret i'm gonna do something drastic huh i'm gonna end this cartoon [Music] you

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Published: Fri Jan 22 2021