(crowd cheers) - What, who is it? ♪ Okay listen man ♪ ♪ I'm on the black team
usually on I'm on the red ♪ ♪ The team is the same color of my head ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I keep rapping and rapping
and rapping and rapping ♪ ♪ For no reason ♪ ♪ I been rapping for
like four, five seasons ♪ - [Nick] Justina! (audience applauds) (bell dings) ♪ Clap ♪ ♪ I'm in the galaxy so I move slow ♪ ♪ My rocket taking off ♪ ♪ Bitch I got to go ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Helmet on my head but I ain't in SWAT ♪ ♪ Your driver thought ♪ ♪ My driver is a ♪ - Astronaut. - Yeah. (audience applauds)
(bell dings) - Hold on. I got ya'. All right, all right, all right. ♪ Janga-lang all up in your face ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Now put the money on my waist ♪ ♪ All the girls gone yeah ♪ (audience applauds) ♪ I work at the Chippendale ♪ ♪ And I love the big tippers ♪ ♪ I'm a ♪ - Stripper! - Yeah!
(bell dings) (audience applauds) (audience cheers) - Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. Now listen. ♪ I'm the man on this bus ♪ ♪ I'm gonna give you some help ♪ ♪ I be like turn right and turn left ♪ ♪ Now listen ♪ ♪ I want you to listen what I say ♪ ♪ I be like look, there go a big-ass hag ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I'm the man on the bus ♪ ♪ You ain't never been
out of town before ♪ ♪ I tell you everything
where you wanna go ♪ (timer buzzes) - She don't know. (audience laughs) - We gotta get our loser over there. Yo', yo', yo'. You ready? - Yes. ♪ Come and see me if you
wanna have some fun ♪ ♪ I recommend you hit
because I ain't even 21 ♪ (audience cheers) - It sounds like a blackjack dealer. - Yeah, there we go, there we go. (bell dings)
(crowd cheers) (bell dings repeatedly) Thank you. (horn blares) - Would y'all make some noise
for her one time, Akilia. Let me show y'all how it's done. Y'all make some noise for Jade one time. For the old school. We got this. Let me talk to her. Don't talk to her. You got this. - I got this, we got this. - Old School, wild out. (audience cheers) - Clap! - [Nick] Come on, we got you D-man. ♪ Okay okay okay okay ♪ ♪ Bring me all your whips so
I can soak it in the suds ♪ ♪ I cleared off all the dirt
and I get off in the mud ♪ ♪ From the trunk to the
door until the windshield ♪ ♪ I can't forget about your wheels ♪ - Carwash. (bell dings)
- Oh, there you go. - [Nick] There we go. Let's go, Old School, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. - Okay, I'm like... ♪ Look little mama, your
looks is off the richter ♪ ♪ I guess I have to snap just
for you to get the picture ♪ ♪ Don't worry about the quality ♪ ♪ I got the best lights ♪ ♪ Suck it in, poke it out ♪ ♪ I'm gonna get your angles right ♪ - Photographer.
(bell dings) - [Nick] Let's go, Old School. Let's go, Old School.
(audience applauds) Let's go, Old School. ♪ I'm not good at this game ♪ ♪ I'm the first to admit it ♪ ♪ All I do is sit back and
make the worst decisions ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I deported everybody
and I'm still not tired ♪ ♪ Everybody wanna know
why I'm still not fired ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ And so I got a hotel
named after me Trump ♪ - Obama? (audience screams) (buzzer buzzes) - Oh, I go, I go. All right. ♪ I'm kind of like a undertaker ♪ ♪ You know I get it in ♪ ♪ All I need is a shovel
and a bitch name Eminem ♪ (crowd groans) - A shovel? A shovel? ♪ Because I leave 'em all dead ♪ ♪ They don't know what they do ♪ ♪ I'm kind of in the funeral
and then I come through ♪ - Funeral!
(audience laughs) - I just said funeral. What do they have, a tombstone? (buzzer buzzes) (audience laughs) A gravedigger! (bell dings repeatedly) (horn blares) - New School, Wild Out. - Okay. ♪ Look picture this you
at the house chilling ♪ ♪ Uh-Huh now here come a villain ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ And you like oh don't push me ♪ ♪ And I step in like ma'am
all save that (beep) ♪ (audience laughs) - A police officer? - A police officer? Hell no! (buzzer buzzes) - Well, I don't know--
- (beep) damn. (audience cheers) - All right. ♪ We talking flow job ♪ ♪ Well I ain't got no job ♪ ♪ Jock, that's a nice chain ♪ ♪ You the first (beep) I'm gonna rob ♪ ♪ Nah, I'm playing ♪ ♪ (beep) I might ♪ ♪ If I really was good at this ♪ ♪ I would steal some height ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Steal some height ♪ ♪ I'm short, I need it ♪ ♪ I'm gonna steal it ♪ ♪ I'm gonna take it ♪ ♪ I want it ♪ - Oh a robber? A robber? (bell dings)
- Exactly. (audience applauds) - Okay, okay, okay. ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Uh uh uh uh ♪ ♪ I'm standing on stage
behind Mariah and J-Lo ♪ ♪ I help them out with
their high and low notes ♪ ♪ And if you still do not know ♪ ♪ My best lyric to date
has been do-do-doot oh ♪ (audience laughs) - A backup singer? - Yeah! (audience applauds) (bell dings) - Ah, let's get it. ♪ Ah ah ♪ ♪ In the mirror I can rip it up ♪ ♪ On stage I can tick it up ♪ ♪ And I can serve it like it's hot hey ♪ ♪ But did you catch this robot ♪ - (laughs) A choreographer? - Yeah! (bell dings repeatedly) (horn blares) - Good job! Y'all make some noise for Amber. (audience applauds) Y'all make some noise for Taylor one time. Give it up for her. (audience applauds) I think we got this. We gonna speed it up. - Old School, wild out. - [Nick] Clap your hands, y'all. (audience applauds) - Yo' ♪ You want your license ♪ ♪ You need me in it ♪ ♪ If you take me for a ride ♪ ♪ You better do the speed limit ♪ ♪ But watch out for the cops
because they hate the worst ♪ ♪ And make sure you strap up ♪ ♪ You know safety's first ♪ (audience cheers) - All right-- ♪ Girl I'm a thinker ♪ ♪ You make a right ♪ ♪ You better use your blinker ♪ (audience laughs) (buzzer buzzes) - [Jock] Okay, here we go, here we go. - [Nick] Get it Jock. Here we go. - Okay, okay, okay. ♪ My job don't take no thanking yo' ♪ ♪ I have you like num-hung-yo-rang-he-oh ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Breath in ♪ ♪ Breath out ♪ ♪ Breath in ♪ - Yoga instructor. (bell dings) (audience applauds) - All right. ♪ Your face look dumb ♪ ♪ Your hair looks fuzzy ♪ ♪ Your makeup uneven
and your outfit ugly ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ See talking down to you
make me feel greater ♪ ♪ I don't need to get a job
because I'm a full time ♪ - Hater! - Exactly!
(audience cheers) (bell dings)
(audience applauds) - We ain't got that much time! Okay, okay. ♪ It rhymes with hog braider ♪ (audience laughs) It rhymes with hog braider. Hog braider. (buzzer buzzes) Woof! Dog trainer!
(audience laughs) Dammit! - Red Squad, wild out. (audience cheers) ♪ I bring the news to your door ♪ ♪ But I ain't a Jehovah witness ♪ ♪ Running through the
hood getting chased ♪ ♪ By all these bitches ♪ - [Audience] Hey! ♪ I know it is illegal but I
went through your business ♪ ♪ There's a letter in there saying ♪ ♪ You about to get evicted ♪ - Mailman? Mailman?
(bell dings) - Okay then! - [Nick] Well, there we go. (audience applauds) ♪ Don't go to the clinic ♪ ♪ Come to me ♪ ♪ Give me your hand ♪ ♪ I'll tell you all you need ♪ ♪ I know you read that
book Karma Sutra bitch ♪ ♪ STD free is not in your future ♪ - Psychic? (bell dings) - You're (beep), yes! (audience applauds) - Okay, yo'. ♪ Listen all right ♪ ♪ Everything gets bigger soon
as I'm done touching ya' ♪ ♪ The Kardashian is my best customer ♪ ♪ Wear a white coat ♪ ♪ I tie up a mask ♪ ♪ You came to me when
you bought your ass ♪ (audience laughs) - Plastic surgeon? - Yes! (laughs)
(bell dings) (audience applauds) - I got it, here I come. Yo', yo', yo'. ♪ We can get real spiritual
not talking voodoo ♪ ♪ Matter of fact you
know this is what I do ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Trying to get inside like the true you ♪ ♪ Wrap my head because I am a ♪ (buzzer buzzes) Guru! (Jessica screams)
(horn blares) You did good. Y'all make some noise for Jessica. (audience applauds) Make some noise for Brittany Lucio. (audience applauds) - Black Squad, wild out. ♪ I'm cute, I'm thin ♪ ♪ I walk so fierce ♪ ♪ Thanks to Tyra Banks
for helping my career ♪ ♪ The cam me love is because
I'm cold as the winter ♪ ♪ My pics on magazines
not IG and Twitter ♪ (audience cheers) - A model. (bell dings)
(audience applauds) ♪ Ms. Johnson out sick ♪ ♪ I heard she suspended you ♪ ♪ Throw something else up there
I'm calling the principal ♪ - Substitute teacher. (audience applauds)
(bell dings) ♪ Now listen ♪ ♪ You don't wanna see my face ♪ ♪ Because that mean your stupid-ass ♪ ♪ Done caught you a case ♪ (audience cheers) ♪ Now I got the gavel and
this what you gonna see ♪ ♪ When I bang this mother (beep)er ♪ ♪ All my (beep) be free ♪ (audience cheers)
- Come on! (buzzer buzzes)
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
(audience applauds) (horn blares) - All right, Black Squad, wild out. - All right, all right, all right. ♪ They call me when it's
the opposite of cold ♪ ♪ If you sitting' in my room
you gonna slide down the pole ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ I'll save your cat ♪ ♪ You already know and
when things get hot ♪ ♪ I know to turn on these hose ♪ - A fireman? - Yes!
(audience cheers) (bell dings) - Okay, look. ♪ Keep your fourth eye open baby girl ♪ ♪ I'm your hypnotists ♪ ♪ I know what you thinking ♪ ♪ I'm gonna be a psychologist ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ I can't change the weather ♪ ♪ I'm a meteorologist ♪ ♪ I can make you see
better than me I'm a ♪ - Optometrist. - Yeah!
(audience cheers) (bell dings) - Okay, oh! Okay, oh! ♪ Hey this will solve
all of your problems ♪ ♪ But at the same time make it hard ♪ ♪ For you to get out of 'em ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Back in the day I
used to be a biologist ♪ ♪ Now I'm doing brain surgery I'm your ♪ - Psychologist? - What the?
(buzzer buzzes) - [Woman] Wait, wait... - She's not gonna get this. ♪ Look, she nervous, she scared. ♪ ♪ I need to do another
procedure on your head ♪ - You're a surgeon? (buzzer buzzes)
(audience laughs) - Sit her down! - [Man] Get out of there. ♪ I'm gonna take a two drink
minimum to make you smile ♪ ♪ I do this because I didn't
get enough love as a child ♪ ♪ Yo' you know my jokes are hot ♪ ♪ Imam thinks he's one
of these but he's not ♪ (crowd ohs)
- A rapper? (buzzer buzzes)
(audience laughs) - We a rapper and you
not figuring nothing out. (audience laughs) What's wrong with you?
(bell dings) (horn blares) - All right, Black Squad, wild out. (audience applauds) - Yeah! ♪ I take your credit cards ♪ ♪ And your social too ♪ ♪ I'm spending all your money on me ♪ ♪ But the bank think it's you ♪ (audience cheers) - A scammer? - There you go. (bell dings)
(audience applauds) ♪ I be in your house but not at night ♪ ♪ See something you like ♪ ♪ Because I lay pipe ♪ ♪ Bathroom tub next to the bathroom sink ♪ ♪ And if my crack hanging out ♪ ♪ I hope my ass don't stink ♪ - A plumber? (audience applauds)
(bell dings) ♪ Excuse me ma'am ♪ ♪ Did you order some food ♪ ♪ Come on ♪ ♪ From across the street ♪ ♪ Because this is the
address and the place ♪ ♪ That they told me to meet ♪ ♪ So before I dip can you give me a tip ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey before I dip can you give me a sip ♪ - Delivery man. - Yeah, there you go. (audience applauds)
(bell dings) - All right. ♪ I'm a athlete playing set for set ♪ ♪ I pray my balls don't hit the net ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ I run this court so
forget what you heard ♪ ♪ When I grab my racket you
know you gonna get served ♪ (audience cheers) - A hockey player? (audience laughs) (buzzer buzzes) (bell dings)
(horn blares) - Y'all make some noise for Marissa. She took her time. Thank you for going so slow. Y'all make some noise for Deja one time. Deja boo! Now, we gotta speed this up. You look smart. - Red Squad. - [Nick] Let's go, Red Squad. ♪ I swarm and I sting ♪ ♪ If I catch you trying to scheme ♪ ♪ Disrespect who want just not my queen ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ To the left, to the left ♪ ♪ Boo I keep it live ♪ ♪ I'm not a groupie ♪ ♪ I'm a member of the ♪ - Beyhive. (audience applauds) - All right. ♪ Yo' I'm all swole ♪ ♪ I'm kind of hard ♪ ♪ I protect you ♪ ♪ Here's my card ♪ (audience cheers) ♪ I might frisk you and for ♪ - He said guard! - (beep) all y'all! Y'all not listening! I didn't say anything. That's it. What did I say? - You said guard!
(bell dings) - I said "Here's my card." - [Man] You said guard. - Black Squad, wild out. - All right. ♪ Girls come to me once they come 18 ♪ ♪ When I put this name on you girl ♪ ♪ You best not scream ♪ ♪ You could get a tramp stamp
if you're feeling naughty ♪ ♪ Later on tonight I could
ink your whole body ♪ (audience ohs)
- [Deja] Oh. (buzzer buzzes) - Come on!
(audience laughs) ♪ Put your money down
you're all ready to bet ♪ ♪ If you go against me ♪ ♪ It's gonna be Russian roulette ♪ ♪ Catch me playing craps and
it's off with your head ♪ ♪ Roll the dice ♪ ♪ I always put my money on red ♪ - Gambler. - You damn right!
(bell dings) (audience applauds) ♪ Go this way ♪ ♪ Go that way ♪ ♪ Stop ♪ ♪ Proceed ♪ ♪ Drive ♪ (audience laughs) - A stop sign? - A stop sign?! - Stop sign? ♪ Go this way ♪ ♪ Go that way ♪
(buzzer buzzes) - [Deja] I don't know. - Get this bitch. - Okay. ♪ This is just my hustle on the side ♪ ♪ Don't drink and drive ♪ ♪ I'll be your ride ♪ ♪ Pull up in all black
if not arrived yet ♪ ♪ Damn why you always need my charger ♪ ♪ Yep yep ♪ ♪ I'm better than a cab ♪ ♪ Damn carrying (beep) ♪ ♪ What the (beep) is in your
bag because it's heavy ♪ ♪ I drive a Chevy ♪
(audience laughs) (buzzer buzzes) - Get your back up out of here! ♪ Man this job that I
got is lame as hell ♪ ♪ They be cat calling me
from inside the cell ♪ ♪ If I get a new job ♪ ♪ I'm gonna job on it fast ♪ ♪ Last night an inmate
pulled a shank out his ass ♪ (audience laughs) - Oh, oh, oh! - Yes! - [Nick] Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh! (buzzer buzzes) Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue! (horn blares) - We better win this. That was amazing. - Red Squad, we up next. Y'all make some noise for Bree one time. (audience applauds) - Red Squad, wild out. - Okay, you ready? - Ready baby. - Listen, okay. Listen ♪ When it come to writing
scripts girl I'm Gucci ♪ ♪ Uh-Huh now I can put you in the movie ♪ ♪ Me and you we in scenes and stuff ♪ ♪ I'm the one that say action ♪ ♪ Hell no, cut ♪ (audience laughs) - Director? - Yes. - [Nick] That's how we go. - I'm not fixing to take any chances. (audience laughs) It rhymes with ruse neporter. (audience laughs) - News reporter. (bell dings)
(audience applauds) - [Nick] It's a rhyming game! ♪ I can't front girl I like your ways ♪ ♪ We supposed to be together
but I'm twice your age ♪ ♪ See the brand new shoes ♪ ♪ I paid for that ♪ ♪ And the brand new jewels ♪ ♪ I paid for that ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ And if I see you on a cruise ♪ ♪ I paid for that ♪ ♪ But I ain't never in the picture ♪ ♪ You so lame for that ♪ (audience laughs) - Daddy? Sugar daddy? (bell dings) (team cheers) - That's what I'm talking about! (audience applauds) Yo', yo', yo', yo'. ♪ Cardi B, Bow Wow ♪ ♪ Yeah even Drake ♪ ♪ I helped them get that cake ♪ ♪ Matter of fact to make
they songs tighter ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, I need one, I'm a ♪ - Writer? - But what kind? - Coast. Boo! - Ghost writer, ghost writer! (audience laughs) (bell dings) (Nick hoots) - Yo' yo'. All right, hold up, hold up. ♪ Your man cheating ♪ ♪ I can prove it ♪ ♪ Here go his phone ♪ ♪ Look, go through it ♪ ♪ Yeah I'm talking like a hater ♪ ♪ If you hire me I'm not public I'm a ♪ - Investigator. - Yeah. - [Dee] Detective, detective! (bell dings) - Yeah, yes sir! (audience applauds) (audience laughs) ♪ All bathrooms I give the healing ♪ ♪ I'm the last person
to leave the building ♪ ♪ And I got all the keys on my waist ♪ ♪ And I clean this place ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ And I sweep this place ♪ ♪ And I put the squeegee in the safe ♪ ♪ Squeegee in your face ♪ ♪ Squeegee in your face ♪ - Janitor! - Yeah!
(bell dings) (horn blares) - Ready? ♪ I take care of animals ♪ ♪ That's my job not my hobby ♪ ♪ My uniform makes me look
like working the safari ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ When I go to work stuff gets crazy ♪ ♪ I wear a diaper because
I (beep) my pants ♪ ♪ When I have to feed the tigers ♪ (audience laughs) - You work in a safari, I don't know.. - Okay, well, hold on. (audience laughs) (bell dings) (audience cheers) ♪ Hey hey ♪ ♪ Hey hey ♪ ♪ Okay ♪ ♪ I'm on the Forbes list
as a very rich lady ♪ ♪ And I been relevant
even longer than Jay-Z ♪ ♪ And I own my own network ♪ ♪ And you don't wanna know my net worth ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Well if you're here you're a star ♪ ♪ Because you get and you
get and you get a car ♪ (audience cheers) - You told Harpo to beat me! (audience laughs) Oprah! (bell dings) Yeah! ♪ I sell fake Jimmy Choos all the time ♪ ♪ The jump man on my sneakers
at the free throw line ♪ ♪ I get on one knee but
it's not to propose ♪ ♪ I'm just trying to fit this
shoe over your big-ass toes ♪ (audience laughs) (buzzer buzzes) ♪ I'm in all neighborhoods
from the north to the south ♪ ♪ Different day, different news ♪ ♪ The same route ♪ ♪ I throw some lawn at your door ♪ ♪ Wait, no, wait, okay ♪ ♪ I'm a bicycle messenger ♪ (audience laughs) (bell dings) - You ain't smart. - Okay, okay, okay. ♪ Yo' ♪ ♪ I'm in a park with a bitch
and she droppin' the duce ♪ ♪ She won't quit barkin' ♪ ♪ She just peed on my shoe ♪ ♪ See I'm trying to do my job
because that's my mission ♪ ♪ I made some bad life decisions ♪ (audience chuckles) - What? (buzzer buzzes) Get out of here! (laughs) - Oh. ♪ I work in a circus but I'm not rich ♪ ♪ I crack my whip ♪ ♪ I make Simba my bitch ♪ (audience laughs) - A clown? - A clown? - What are you?
(buzzer buzzes) - A lion tamer! Lion tame... Yeah! (audience laughs) ♪ You can put something in
but can't take nothing out ♪ ♪ Both of your accounts is on zero ♪ ♪ Eh turn off Chase eh ♪ ♪ Turn off Wells Fargo eh ♪ ♪ Turn off ♪ - A bank? - Yay! (buzzer buzzes) - That wasn't right. She said a bank. She said a bank. (audience applauds) - All right, listen. ♪ Baby girl haven't done this
thing since high school ♪ ♪ Before you do it you
grab a couple ice cubes ♪ ♪ Touch me, tease me, please
me and don't make this hard ♪ ♪ I want it to be easy ♪ - "Straight Outta Compton!" (man cheers)
(bell dings) (audience cheers) - Gold Squad! (audience cheers) ♪ Girl I bet you taste like lemonade ♪ ♪ This is the only good
movie Nick ever made ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ That's why I got you over at my place ♪ ♪ So I can stand up and
put my stick in your face ♪ (audience laughs) - "Drumline"! - There we go! (bell dings) (audience applauds) - Y'all make some noise for Jade. She did her thing. (audience applauds) You got it popping. Platinum Squad, that's how you do it. Y'all saw that? - No, we ain't see it.
- What y'all do? (audience laughs) - We ain't got no eyes, man. - Man, you was talking? - Make some noise for Lauren one time. (audience applauds) Wild out. - Aw this... I'll help. - Man, get it together, man. ♪ You my Sarah Conner ♪ ♪ I gotta save you ♪ ♪ You so damn fine I'll be back later ♪ ♪ T-1000 like my name is Schwarzenegger ♪ ♪ But in the bed room
you're gonna call me your ♪ - "Terminator". - Yeah!
(audience cheers) Yeah!
(bell dings) - I got this. (audience laughs) (audience applauds) Turn this music off. (audience laughs) (music stops) I don't have to say a word. (audience laughs) Just look at me! (audience laughs) - "Silence of The Lambs"? (audience laughs) "When Darkness Falls"? (buzzer buzzes) (audience cheers) (audience applauds) - All right. ♪ It starred Nick Canon when
he didn't get his silly on ♪ ♪ It also had a pretty
girl Christina Millian. ♪ ♪ He paid for her love with a ring ♪ ♪ But as for me ♪ ♪ Love don't cost a thing ♪ (bell dings)
(audience cheers) (men cheer) - Y'all keep it going for Lauren. (audience cheers) DJ D-Wreck, who won? - Gold Team won that one. Make some noise! (audience cheers) - Let's get to it. Wild out. (audience cheers) (slow music plays) - Check this out. ♪ Last name Turner so
you know I don't play ♪ ♪ And before we get it popping ♪ ♪ Make this cake that I made ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ To keep you motivated I
might give you a little push ♪ ♪ But the way you look in that outfit ♪ ♪ Make me wanna get in your nut bush ♪ (audience cheers) - "What's Love Got To Do With It." - Exactly.
(bell dings) (audience applauds) - All right, look. ♪ You still missing with home boy ♪ ♪ And girls in Compton say
that I look like doughboy ♪ ♪ No relationship ♪ ♪ I'm trying to get a quickie ♪ ♪ And give you back shots
like your name was Ricky ♪ (audience laughs) - "Boys N Da Hood?" - Good!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (bell dings) (audience applauds) (man shouts) (audience laughs) ♪ Girl ♪ ♪ I want them draws ♪ ♪ When I get through with you ♪ ♪ You gonna be Mrs. Clause ♪ ♪ I got a white kid and
I don't really know ♪ ♪ Who child it is ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I dress like Santa Clause every day ♪ ♪ And I'll slap you ♪ ♪ I did it with a white girl in the room ♪ (audience laughs) I did it with a white girl! (buzzer buzzes) - I don't know! (audience applauds) - Hey. ♪ My name is Malcolm. ♪ ♪ Last name Adekanbi. ♪ ♪ I been selling coke behind the net ♪ ♪ They can't find me ♪ ♪ Broke up with Nakia ♪ ♪ Told her nope ♪ ♪ Me and you getting
together, that could be ♪ - Dope.
(bell dings) (audience applauds) - Now, you're good. - Let's bring Jasmine out here one time. Y'all make some noise. (audience applauds) Wild Out! (steady beat plays) (audience cheers) (audience laughs) ♪ Back when I was a young cub ♪ ♪ I use to have a heart
until my ex-girl Nala ♪ ♪ Left me all scarred ♪ ♪ Because she was all about a dollar ♪ ♪ But I feel like with
you it's hakuna matata ♪ (audience laughs) (audience applauds) - That's for sure "Lion King". (bell dings) (audience laughs) ♪ This movie's about
monkeys and white people ♪ ♪ The monkeys learn how to read ♪ ♪ And wanted to be treated equal ♪ ♪ Next thing you know
it wasn't all right ♪ ♪ They shut the city down
and had a big-ass fight ♪ ♪ Do you have cable at your house ♪ (audience laughs) - "Planet of the Apes"! - She said it! (beep) she said it! She said it!
(audience laughs) (bell dings) (audience applauds) Thank you! - I'm not good with beats, hold on. ♪ He from outer space and
that (beep) does amaze me ♪ ♪ His hands light up but
my finger game is crazy ♪ (audience cheers) ♪ When this came out it
was the movie of the year ♪ ♪ If you need me I'll be right here ♪ (audience cheers) - E.T.! - Yeah.
(bell dings) (audience applauds) (audience cheers) ♪ What's up my name is Jake
and I don't play no games ♪ ♪ Girl I know you're hungry let
me be what's on your plate ♪ ♪ I'm cupid with the arrow
because girl you're looking fine ♪ ♪ Baby let me take you to district 69 ♪ (audience cheers) - "The Hunger Games". - Very good.
(bell dings) (audience applauds) - Whatever! Y'all give it up for Jasmine. (audience applauds) DJ D-Wrek, who won? - The Black Team won that
one, make some noise! (audience applauds) The Black Team! - We need to win this game, Britney. - Okay. (audience laughs) (steady music plays) - Red Squad, wild out. (audience applauds) - You ready? Here we go! ♪ Look I (beep) on that
thing like Hannibal ♪ ♪ You play this game we can
turn into some animals ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Uh-Huh and they gonna
be scaring us but look ♪ ♪ In this movie they look
like me in Just Hilarious ♪ - "The Last Dragon"? - "The Last Dragon"? I oughta roast your ass.
(buzzer buzzes) What happened with you? (audience applauds) (audience cheers) ♪ I got characters like Rogue and Jean ♪ ♪ And I'm sharp with the
fingers like I'm Wolverine ♪ (audience ohs) ♪ You won't be an invisible
woman when we're texting ♪ ♪ Because I am a lot better than your ♪ - X-Men. (audience cheers)
- [Nick] Hey! (bell dings)
(audience applauds) - Yo'. ♪ I was born in the jungle ♪ ♪ I'm a killer ♪ ♪ My whole family wild
even my momma a gorilla ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Well I want you for the whole day ♪ ♪ I swing through half-naked ♪ ♪ Baby we could role play ♪ ♪ I mean our love may take time ♪ ♪ You probably heard about your
boy through the grapevine ♪ ♪ But I'm telling you ♪ - Tarzan.
(bell dings) ♪ I'm high off love ♪ ♪ You gonna be my Mary Jane ♪ (audience applauds) - How you doin'? ♪ I been working out a
lot so I'm kind of sore ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ In this movie had a lot of dinosaurs ♪ ♪ And if you like to
be (beep) after dark ♪ ♪ You could come with me go inside my ♪ - Jurassic Park. - [Man] There we go! - Hey!
(bell dings) (audience applauds) Y'all make some noise for Brittney Alana. (audience applauds) - All right, Black Team, wild out. (slow music plays)
(audience applauds) - You gotta do better than Brittney did. Have a seat. (audience laughs) ♪ The white lady got my brain erased ♪ ♪ That's the reason why I'm
sitting here making this face ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ The way she did me make me wanna shout ♪ ♪ But if you don't have sex I'm a take ♪ - "Get Out!" - [Second Man] Exactly.
(bell dings) (audience applauds) - Look. ♪ Where I live there's some trees ♪ ♪ It'll damage you ♪ ♪ My name is Mowgli and
I run with some animals ♪ ♪ Bring some friends
along but they head long ♪ ♪ And if you got some friends
then they can share Khan ♪ ♪ But this monkey right
here I won't share it ♪ ♪ The way I Baloo on your neck ♪ ♪ Can you bear it ♪ - "Jungle Book" (bell dings)
(audience applauds) - Damn, she know these movies, y'all. (audience cheers) - Yeah. ♪ Okay fresh out the box ♪ ♪ Well come play with me ♪ ♪ When you come into the room
I can't help but freeze ♪ ♪ Ken and Barbie that's we could be ♪ ♪ So let's catch a buzz
and play with my Woody ♪ (audience laughs) - "Toy Story". - [Third Man] Yeah. - [Nick] Man, she know
these movies, y'all. (audience applauds) - Yeah. Okay. Hey. ♪ It's so hard being green ♪ ♪ Green ♪ ♪ Trying to save the
princess from the king ♪ ♪ King ♪ ♪ And it's hard with
this donkey on my side ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Trying to make Fiona my bride ♪ - "Shrek"!
(bell dings) (audience applauds) - Yeah! She know that movie! D-Wrek, who won the game? - I'm gonna have to say the
Black Squad won that one so make some noise for
the Black Squad, y'all. - Okay. ♪ Here's the remote ♪ ♪ It's okay you can hold it ♪ ♪ The cable went out ♪ ♪ It's okay I reload it ♪ ♪ Before the night is over ♪ ♪ This comes to an end baby ♪ ♪ Say hello to my little friend ♪ (audience cheers) - Scarface! (laughs) (bell dings) (audience laughs) - Okay, check it out. ♪ Girl I'm the king of the jungle ♪ ♪ I give you this banana ♪ ♪ Yeah I'm ready to rumble ♪ ♪ Then they took me out the jungle ♪ (buzzer buzzes) (audience laughs) - You can't say king. - You said king.
- [D-Wrek] You can't say king. - Get your ass over here, light skin. - Oh, let me do it again. Let me do it again. - [Nick] No, no. (audience laughs) (audience cheers) ♪ Me and you on this
couch won't last long ♪ ♪ I chase around people with a mask on ♪ ♪ I be peepin' on my peers ♪ ♪ Plus I've been beefing with
my sister for like 50 years ♪ ♪ Take the standing route ♪ ♪ We could trick or treat ♪ ♪ Trick a trick with the candy out ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I mean here's another hint for you ♪ ♪ Flaming it ♪ ♪ This movie title got my name in it ♪ ♪ Halloween player ♪ ♪ Halloween player ♪ (buzzer buzzes) No, I said holla'. Holla'. I didn't say Holla' (beep). - You said Ween though. Get your big-head ass over here. You still said ween. - No, Holla' Ween, player, not Halloween. - Man, I need some
smart people on my team! (audience laughs) (audience applauds) - How are ya' doing? - Good, now how are you doing? ♪ So this show got my
clout up and my phone lit ♪ ♪ And if you ain't educated you
probably wouldn't know this ♪ ♪ Y'all already had Black-ish ♪ ♪ Now she got her own ♪ ♪ And I ain't a youngin' no more ♪ ♪ That I'm ♪ - Adult-ish? "Grown-ish!" "Grown-ish," "Grown-ish," "Grown-ish!" (bell dings) (audience cheers) (horn blares) - Y'all make some noise for Lola one time. (audience cheers) Take your time. - Okay. - DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. (audience applauds) (steady music plays) - All right, all right. All right, listen. ♪ Listen girl I don't
really mean to brag ♪ ♪ But after this movie
I know we gonna shag ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Okay I won't get lazy ♪ ♪ Question do I make you horny baby ♪ - "Austin Powers"! - [Third Man] Yes!
(audience applauds) (audience cheers) - What's up girl? Hey! ♪ I'm a wife ♪ ♪ I'm real pretty ♪ ♪ We turn it up ♪ ♪ In the city ♪ ♪ This drama is real tragic ♪ ♪ Don't make me get ratchet ♪ (audience laughs) - "Real Housewives of Atlanta." - Yes, girl!
(bell dings) (audience applauds) (audience cheers) - All right, look, look. ♪ The kids brought me back from the dead ♪ ♪ Me and Chico Bean
got the same old head ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ And I can tell you a down-ass sister ♪ ♪ I'm sorry baby girl because
I'm a clown-ass (beep) ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Understand baby girl this legit ♪ ♪ Let's play a game
called tag and you're ♪ - "It!"
(bell dings) - (laughs) What's up? What's up, boy?
(audience applauds) What's up boy? (audience cheers)
What's up? ♪ I'm the king of the jungle ♪ (audience laughs) - Okay, okay. Listen, okay. ♪ Now I ain't gonna lie ♪ ♪ This movie real good ♪ ♪ But I didn't see it because
a (beep) from the hood ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Ain't gonna lie ♪ ♪ This movie real hard ♪ ♪ If you let me go down there ♪ ♪ I'm gonna have you
sounding like that monster ♪ (man imitates Chewbacca) (audience laughs) - "Star Wars." - Huh? (imitates Chewbacca) - "Star Wars," you're "Star Wars." - She said it. (bell dings) (audience cheers) - Y'all make some noise
for Lola for playing along. (audience applauds) D-Wrek, who won? - I gotta give it to the Black Squad. Make some noise for
the Black Squad, y'all. (audience applauds) - [Nick] Go, go. - Oh yeah girl, all right, I'm back. All right. (chuckles) ♪ Every time I swing it's quite insane ♪ ♪ And you know I ♪ ♪ Yeah I am the main ♪ ♪ Yes I got the mask all over my head ♪ ♪ We didn't go internet
dating but we met on the web ♪ - "Spider-man". - [Mikey] Yeah. (bell dings)
(audience applauds) (audience laughs) - Now listen. Are you ready? - [Woman] Yeah. - Now look. ♪ I'm a gonna keep it simple ♪ ♪ I can't kill that cat
in the intercontinental ♪ ♪ You get it ♪ ♪ I'm going hard ♪ ♪ I went crazy first movie about my car ♪ ♪ The second movie I was robbed ♪ ♪ I went crazy about my dog ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Listen I will go crazy about my dog ♪ (buzzer buzzes) (audience laughs) Dog! - Oh! What was that? (audience whistles) ♪ This title is a good question ♪ ♪ Bitch I wish I knew ♪ ♪ I been single so long
and I do not have a clue ♪ ♪ If I could read minds I
would probably have a man ♪ ♪ I'm so jealous because in
this movie Taraji P. Can ♪ - Oh, "Think Like A Man"? - Ha! No!
(bell dings) No!
- No? No? (audience laughs) (audience cheers) - Okay. ♪ I went up the hill with my best friend ♪ ♪ I thought it was just a game ♪ ♪ When we came back down ♪ ♪ Things were never the same ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ He used to give me high fives ♪ ♪ Now he wants some rawhide ♪ (audience laughs) Raw--
- "Brokeback Mountain". (bell dings)
(audience applauds) (horn blares) - Old School, should we show
them how to play this game? Y'all make some noise for Alexis. Give it up for her. - Old School, wild out. - Yeah. Hey dog. Look, look. ♪ Keep it in the family ♪ ♪ That's the number one rule ♪ ♪ I'm gonna make you an
offer you just can't refuse ♪ ♪ Champagne lobster pizza pasta ♪ ♪ The best for my family because I'm ♪ - "The Godfather". - You're damn right!
(bell dings) (audience applauds) ♪ Look we wasn't even
drinking we was too sober ♪ ♪ Swerved a little bit
and got pulled over ♪ ♪ We was trying to chill ♪ ♪ The cops shot you ♪ ♪ I killed him because I'm
a rider for real look ♪ ♪ Now we on the run
because we did a crime ♪ ♪ Got snitched on by our own kind ♪ - [Audience Member] Yahoo! - "Queen & Slim". - Now there we go!
(bell dings) (audience applauds) ♪ I know you like steak
but I got fired today ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ But I just want you to say ♪ ♪ I said bye Felicia ♪ ♪ Smokey got that weed ♪ ♪ I wanna feed ya' ♪ - "Friday". - Damn, thank you, baby. (bell dings)
(audience applauds) ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ I just want a new life ♪ ♪ So I start a new club ♪ ♪ I done lost my wife ♪ ♪ Because of that old love ♪ ♪ My best friend is white ♪ ♪ But now he's trying to stop me ♪ ♪ But I'm still knew
who the hell shot me ♪ - "Power"! (audience applauds) (bell dings) (horn blares) - Y'all make some noise for Tank one time. Give it up for Alexis. (audience applauds) Audience, I gotta ask. DC, I see by your frustration. Who won? - Old School won that one. Make some noise for the Old School. (audience cheers) (steady music plays) ♪ I got a runner on my wrist ♪ ♪ Running on my rent ♪ (audience laughs) - [Nick] What? ♪ Hold up wait a minute ♪ ♪ Y'all thought I was finished ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ When they dropped that back to back ♪ ♪ My courage is in it ♪ ♪ It was my girl's tour ♪ - Meek Mill? - Meek Mill.
(bell dings) - There it is. (audience applauds) Come on. (audience cheers) - I'm the best singer of my time. (sobs) ♪ Hello. ♪ ♪ And, I'm only 25. ♪ ♪ I've got 10 grand and
I can't find a good guy ♪ ♪ Hello ♪ (audience laughs) - Adele! - Yeah. (bell dings)
(audience applauds) (audience ohs) ♪ I used to be on this show ♪ ♪ And then Nick asked me to come back ♪ ♪ I was like no no no ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I went on tour ♪ ♪ I got triple ♪ ♪ I got a new girl but
she ain't got no nipple ♪ (audience laughs) - Kevin Hart. - Yeah! (bell dings) (audience cheers) - That's how you do it. See if you can top that. (audience laughs) (audience cheers) ♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ Turn me up ♪ ♪ You're the baddest ♪ ♪ Turn me up ♪ ♪ All right here we go ♪ ♪ I come in the booth and rip
my shirt off like a maniac ♪ ♪ 24 inch pythons got your
lady laying on her back ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ When it comes to wrestling
it doesn't get much bigger ♪ ♪ But all the years I called you brother ♪ ♪ I really meant (beep) ♪ (audience laughs) - Hulk Hogan. (laughs) (bell dings) (audience applauds) ♪ Turn me up ♪ ♪ Sensational ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Shouts out Mitchel, Broomer, Esko ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I'm glad the Seahawks lost ♪ ♪ I'm glad the Seahawks lost ♪ ♪ Turn it ♪ ♪ Russel Westbrook you
are not the baby daddy ♪ ♪ That is my son and you know it ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Noble noble noble noble noble ♪ - Future! - Yeah!
(bell dings) (audience applauds) (audience laughs) (audience cheers) - Oh gosh. ♪ Turn me up some ♪ ♪ See you loyal ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ We the best ♪ ♪ Nah me the best ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ And you smart ♪ ♪ I'm on Snapchat eating flapjacks ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I got man tits ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ On my hammock I'm the best ♪ - DJ Khaled. - Thank you! (bell dings) (audience applauds) - I'm just saying. Trina did her best, but DJ D-Wrek, who won? - The Gold Team won that one. Make some noise for 'em. (audience applauds) - Lower the mic. - Oh, funny. ♪ I didn't drive but you know
I brought my sleigh here ♪ ♪ In the strip club I'm
gonna make it reindeer ♪ ♪ In a place a little boy took me ♪ ♪ And I'll wrap it if his
mom give me the cookie ♪ (audience laughs) - Santa Claus. - You don't know? (bell dings)
Oh okay. (audience applauds) (audience cheers) - Turn me up. ♪ I got weird outfits ♪ ♪ I didn't plan it ♪ ♪ I perform at the Superbowl
better than Janet ♪ ♪ You know my word ra ra ♪ ♪ Ra raaaa ♪ - Rara?
(buzzer buzzes) (audience laughs) Who are you? - Lady Gaga! - Oh! (audience ohs) What? ♪ Yo' ♪ ♪ I don't need permission
to see your tush' ♪ ♪ I won't ask when I grab
your George W. Bush ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I just replaced Obama how do I do that ♪ ♪ I guess I just proved that
Orange is The New Black ♪ (audience laughs) - Donald Trump! (bell dings) Red Squad! Red Squad! That's what I'm talking about. The Red Squad is official. DJ Self. - Let's do it. - [Nick] I'm trying to do it. You can't do everything. - Come on, let's go, man! (audience applauds) Come on! (audience laughs) ♪ Look ♪ ♪ Goodbye to young money ♪ ♪ Hello to rock nation ♪ ♪ Still sippin' lean because
that's my hydration ♪ ♪ If you can't mess
with me I got patience ♪ ♪ I just want a gimmick ♪ ♪ I got your cocaine yeah baby ♪ ♪ Come on baby ♪ ♪ You got me baby ♪ - Is that Lil' Wayne? - Yeah, baby.
(bell dings) (audience applauds) - America, now. ♪ In my pantsuits I
thought I was damn hot ♪ ♪ But even Trump didn't
wanna grab my damn (beep) ♪ ♪ If you didn't vote for
me because I'm a female ♪ ♪ I'm gonna catch you creepin' ♪ ♪ Leave you leaking like an email ♪ - Hilary Clinton, Hilary
Clinton, Hilary Clinton! (bell dings)
(audience applauds) Leaking like an email! (audience cheers) What if them talk like that though? ♪ Self I lick my lips 100 times ♪ ♪ Check it check it ♪ ♪ Your girl don't do me then she do me ♪ ♪ I get a (beep) in an
ocean in "Deep Blue Sea" ♪ ♪ Yeah if not her then I
put her friend to sleep ♪ ♪ Because they all screaming
God when I'm in too deep ♪ - The Goat, LL Cool J.
(bell dings) - My six pack is still activated, baby! (audience applauds) - Give it up for the Black Squad! - No, no. - Give it up for the Black Squad! - No. - Let's do it. - No! - Black Squad! - [Audience] Black Squad! Black Squad! - I need your love. DJ D-Wrek, tell 'em who won the game. - I gotta go with the crowd on this one. Give it up for the Black Squad. They won the battle y'all. (audience cheers) (steady beat picks up) (audience laughs) ♪ Listen probably don't
know my name shorty ♪ ♪ But look ♪ ♪ I'm a go ahead and
spit some things shorty ♪ ♪ I'm really sensitive oh no ♪ ♪ Everybody know I'm not the same ♪ - Drake! - Drake, fool! (bell dings)
(audience applauds) (audience laughs) ♪ Listen I'm four foot five ♪ ♪ That's really sad ♪ ♪ I couldn't get on a ride at Six Flags ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I walk in your crib
and ask what's to eat ♪ ♪ My favorite line is yo'
DJ D-Wrek cut the beat ♪ - Conceited!
(audience cheers) (bell dings) ♪ I'm really different than y'all ♪ ♪ I don't do hip-hop ♪ ♪ I was married to Jenny ♪ ♪ Jenny from The Block ♪ ♪ We had to break up ♪
- Puffy! ♪ She wanted a bigger ring ♪ ♪ It's all bueno ♪ ♪ I'm the salsa king ♪ (audience applauds) ♪ Salsa ♪ (buzzer buzzes) - Ricky Martin? (audience laughs) Who was he? Come on man. ♪ Thicker than your average ♪ ♪ My life already cabbage ♪ ♪ Brooklyn baby in the ♪ - [Nick] The King of
Brooklyn, Biggie Smalls! - Yeah! (bell dings)
(audience applauds) - We did pretty good though, right? All right, Black Squad, y'all
think y'all can top that? - Yeah!
- Yeah, we got that. - All right, well, Rocky. Y'all make some noise for Rocky. (audience applauds) - Let's do the damn thing. You know what I'm saying? - Do you. - Black Squad, let's do it. (audience cheers)
(audience laughs) ♪ What I'm about to say
really isn't groovy ♪ ♪ I really wish The Rock
would do another movie ♪ ♪ And I'm sorry about what I did ♪ ♪ Cynthia why'd you have to take my kids ♪ (audience laughs) - [Rocky] Tyrese!
(audience applauds) (bell dings) (teammate barks) ♪ Gucci down to the sus
like a biggie puff baby ♪ - A$AP Ferg. (bell dings)
(audience applauds) (Rocky laughs) ♪ Sippin up some of that dew ♪ ♪ Yeah what am I fixing to do ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Sitting in the na na na ♪ (audience cheers) - Lil' Uzi Vert. - Exactly! (bell dings)
(audience applauds) (audience boos) ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Hey how you doing ♪ ♪ I'll give you what you're needing ♪ ♪ My news is so hot
sometimes I'm over heating ♪ ♪ Stay tuned so you can see
what I'm gonna rap about ♪ ♪ Hold on I think I'm about to pass out ♪ (audience laughs) (audience cheers) - Wendy Williams! (bell dings)
(audience applauds) - Hey, I can't front. The Black Squad came through, embodied it. Who won?
- Who won? - I gotta give that to the Black Squad. Make some noise for
the Black Squad, y'all. (audience cheers) - Yo'. (sobs) (audience laughs) ♪ I really hate The Rock
in case you curious ♪ ♪ And if we had sex it won't
be Fast and the Furious ♪ ♪ I gave you a great
movie and a great CD ♪ ♪ What do you want from me ♪ ♪ What do you want from me ♪ - Tyrese! (bell dings) (audience applauds) (audience cheers) ♪ I'm an island girl ♪ ♪ You heard what I said ♪ ♪ Me and D-Ray got the same forehead ♪ ♪ Chris and Drake are a few of my fellas ♪ ♪ And if it rains you can
stand under my umbrella ♪ - Rihanna!
(bell dings) (audience applauds) ♪ Listen my loves ♪ ♪ Listen ♪ ♪ Listen my loves ♪ ♪ Listen ♪ ♪ Listen my loves ♪ ♪ We need to stop ♪ ♪ We need to boycott
that man's barbershop ♪ (audience laughs) - Mo'Nique, Mo'Nique!
♪ Listen my love ♪ Mo'Nique!
(audience applauds) (audience laughs) What, who is it? ♪ Okay listen now ♪ ♪ Okay ♪ ♪ I'm on the Black Team ♪ ♪ Usually I'm on the red ♪ ♪ The team is the same color of my head ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I keep rapping and rapping and rapping ♪ ♪ And rapping and rapping for no reason ♪ ♪ I been for rapping for
live four, five seasons ♪ (audience laughs) - Justina! (audience cheers)
(bell dings) Red Squad! - All right, Black Squad, wild out. (audience cheers) ♪ My chain shine like a disco ♪ ♪ You on level one bro' ♪ ♪ Man I'm on the fifth floor ♪ ♪ Yeah you probably
never know I could spit ♪ ♪ You catch me in the hallway yelling ♪ ♪ Oh my goodness ♪ - Martin! (bell dings)
- What's up? (audience applauds) ♪ Hello ♪ ♪ I'm so sad the whole world hates me ♪ ♪ I wanted a sugar daddy
but now I'm first lady ♪ ♪ The media is mean ♪ ♪ They're always so pushy ♪ ♪ Oh no Donald's coming
to grab me by my (beep) ♪ (audience laughs) (buzzer buzzes) - I am his wife!
(audience laughs) (audience cheers) ♪ Yo' yo' ♪ ♪ Hey peek-a-boo I look like a Twizzler ♪ ♪ 2016 mumble rap got bigger ♪ ♪ If I see a girl want only one night ♪ ♪ And if I see Joe Button we gonna fight ♪ (crowd ohs) ♪ Sailor boat ♪ - Lil Yachty, wow, come on! - What? (audience cheers) ♪ The Coloring Book
shut the internet down ♪ ♪ I represent the windy
city, the Chi-town ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ I drop albums for free
because God got me ♪ ♪ Three Grammy awards the
record label couldn't stop me ♪ - Chance?
(bell dings) (audience applauds) (audience laughs) ♪ All right yo' listen ♪ ♪ While announce my only job ♪ ♪ I know someone could tell ♪ ♪ I can't DJ but I can
press a buzzer or bell ♪ - This man right here! (audience laughs) (bell dings repetitively) - Who won that game? - I gotta give it to the Red Squad. Make some noise for the Red Squad, y'all. Good luck. (steady beat plays) (audience cheers) ♪ I lose myself in the
music but I'm still hot ♪ ♪ You will flop ♪ ♪ MJK just give you a kill shot ♪ (audience ohs) ♪ Smooth with a pen ♪ ♪ Take out you and a friend ♪ ♪ I already killed Nick Cannon ♪ ♪ Don't make me do it again ♪ - First of all, he ain't killed (beep). (audience laughs) Eminem. (audience applauds)
(bell dings) (audience cheers) - Turn me up a little louder, Nick. I need some water. (cackles) (audience laughs) ♪ I need a lot of water ♪ ♪ I say yo' I say yo' ♪ ♪ All right ♪ ♪ Styles I got it ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Yeah don't me send the shock to ya' ♪ ♪ I did a song with Mariah before
you even had got with her ♪ ♪ I blackout like it's Gothika ♪ (gags) I need more water! - Jadakiss. (audience cheers)
(bell dings) That was a good impression, bud. (audience cheers) ♪ Oh ah ♪ ♪ Dolla $ign Doll $ign ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ (buzzer buzzes) - You said Dolla $ign. ♪ Only you ♪ ♪ No one else no one else ♪ ♪ I need you ♪ - You sound nothing like Ty Dolla $ign. (man harmonizes) (audience laughs) (audience cheers) (audience laughs) ♪ Listen up ♪ ♪ I don't rap ♪ ♪ But I own all your publishing ♪ ♪ Take that, take that, take that ♪ (audience laughs) - Diddy! (bell dings) (audience applauds) ♪ Uh-Huh ♪ ♪ Now now ♪ ♪ I sound like Cookie
Monster when I rap on beat ♪ ♪ And when I do shows ♪ ♪ 50 cent buys all the seats ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I used to make a song
called holla' holla' ♪ ♪ Now a brother needs
some dolla's dolla's ♪ (audience laughs) - Ja Rule. (bell dings)
(audience applauds) (horn blares) - Hey, well maybe the Black Squad could do it better than me. Y'all make some noise for 2 Chainz. (audience applauds) - All right, hold on,
hold on though, for real. They got one wrong before we go-- - [Nick] We got one
wrong, we got one wrong. - We got that, we got that. - Man, what you snitching for. - Come on, bro'. If I'll snitch I'll tell
where you got them pants from. (audience laughs) - All right, Black Squad, wild out. - Candy cane, candy
cane all day right here. ♪ Yeah yeah hey look ♪ ♪ I'm an urban legend with this ♪ ♪ Why is words being quoted
like I'm pocketing (beep) ♪ ♪ You know ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ At the VMAs at the VMAs ♪ ♪ Sitting in the back next to 2 Chainz ♪ (audience cheers) ♪ Money ain't a thing ♪ ♪ Yeah you know my name ♪ ♪ The marathon continues
I'm gonna do my thing ♪ - My (beep) Nipsey! (audience applauds)
(bell dings) Rest in Power! (audience laughs) ♪ I'm the man of steel ♪ ♪ Yeah I'm your homie ♪ ♪ I don't eat beef unless it's Kobe ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I'm a cop but you gotta understand ♪ ♪ Before Will Smith was the Genie ♪ ♪ I was Kazaam ♪ (audience laughs) - Shaq. (audience applauds)
(bell dings) - Bro'. (audience laughs) All right, it go like this. ♪ I said new gun ♪ ♪ Pow pow ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Face scratch bow wow ♪ ♪ Chris Tucker, June Tow ♪ ♪ I'm on stage right now ♪ (audience laughs)
(bell dings) - I sound like that? (horn blares) - Y'all are cheatin' but I think I know the
answer, DJ D-Wrek who won? - 2 Chainz guessed the most
so the Black Squad wins. Make some noise for the Black Squad! (audience applauds) Old School, wild out. (heavy beat plays) ♪ I put the cookies in the
oven until the bake is done ♪ ♪ And tell the whole world
that Drake got a son ♪ ♪ When I was a kid I'm in the classroom ♪ ♪ I make noises like I
just smelled the bathroom ♪ (audience laughs) - Yuck! - Pusha T? - Got it, yeah!
(bell dings) (audience cheers) ♪ What you looking up in the air for ♪ ♪ You little stupid-ass boy ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I'm a tell you one thing ♪ ♪ I'm gonna make it real clear boy ♪ ♪ You don't know who I am ♪ ♪ You better bring your ass here boy ♪ ♪ Leader of the New School
so I'm on the best side ♪ ♪ Make some noise if you
reppin' the West Side ♪ (audience cheers) - DC Young Fly. (bell dings)
(audience applauds) ♪ Been snitching since first grade ♪ ♪ And still ain't got no stitches ♪ ♪ I don't care if he did it ♪ ♪ I'm still gonna snitch ♪ ♪ Call me Mr. This Way ♪ ♪ Call me Mr. That Way ♪ ♪ I snitched three times you
can call me Mr. Trey Way ♪ (audience laughs) - Oh, Tekashi. (bell dings)
(audience applauds) ♪ Running them running
them running them out ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Look at me look at me look at me out ♪ (D.C. vocalizes) ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ - Young Thug? - Yeah (beep). (bell dings)
(audience laughs) (bell dings)
(audience applauds) - Yo'. Wild out. You think you can beat that? - Let's go. (audience applauds) - All right, New School, wild out. (steady beat plays) - Y'all better come on with it. (audience applauds) - I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. ♪ We getting money ♪ ♪ We getting money ♪ All right (vocalizes) no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. - Kevin Hart, Kevin Hart! (bell dings)
(audience applauds) Who's next? Hurry up! Let's go. ♪ Used the hottie yeah you know who I be ♪ - Meg Thee Stallion. (audience cheers)
Yeah! Hey, come on, let's go, hurry up! (audience laughs) ♪ I (beep) around and got hurt bitch ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Now it's itching and it's burning ♪ (D.C. vocalizes) (audience laughs) - [Nick] She grown, she
don't know who that is. (both vocalize)
(buzzer buzzes) (audience laughs) - Who was that? Come on, Big Mac! ♪ I just took a DNA test found out ♪ ♪ All you skinny haters
hate when I had my ass out ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ But I love you so it's ♪ ♪ Truth hurts when you
see me coming for you ♪ ♪ I'm big, black and beautiful BBW ♪ - Oh, Lizzo! - Yeah!
- Yes! (bell dings) (audience cheers) Yeah, hey! (bell dings)
(horn blares) (audience cheers) - You did good. You definitely did good. Yo', who won, me or Lala? - It was real close, but I
gotta give it to the Old School. (audience cheers) - That's how we do it. Everybody on your feet. D-Wrek take us out. - [Audience] Wildin' Wildin', Wildin'. Wildin', Wildin'. Wildin'.
