♪ I could rap all day ♪ ♪ I could rap all night ♪ ♪ When I go old school ♪ ♪ You know I kick it right ♪ ♪ (cheering) >>: The topic is jungle fever >>: You know what?
Hold up, hold up, hold up. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Hey man, we got
Craley in here, man (bleep) ya want of the- Man listen, give me
a Jamaican beat. (cheering)
♪ ♪ Hey Chico, you make
my heart sing ♪ ♪ I like a black man
with a big ding-a-ling ♪ ♪ Big ding-a-ling ♪ ♪ You know you wanna shout ♪ ♪ I don't even care about
the movie, get out ♪ ♪ The movie, get out ♪ ♪ What do you think? ♪ ♪ I need (bleep) the box
when I tell you to sing ♪ ♪ Tell me to sing ♪ ♪ You know I'm with that ♪ ♪ I take the white girl
then I tap from the back ♪ ♪ Tap from the back ♪ ♪ How do you figure? ♪ ♪ I hope you make my little
booty get a little bigger ♪ ♪ Get a little bigger ♪ ♪ Dance on the bigger ♪ ♪ You can do everything
except call me (bleep) ♪ (cheering) ♪ Yeah, Betty White,
you know I got the answer ♪ ♪ with black and white ♪ ♪ Just like the panda ♪ (cheering) (bell dings) >>: Here we go. (cheering) >>: I miss Michael Strahan. (laughing) This is amazing. I wonder if John Legend
knows that he looks just like the logo off of lemon head. (spits water)
(laughing) (bell dings)
(cheering) >>: Go get 'em (mumbles). (Announcer) Your next
topic is charity work. >>: Charity work! Why that
my brothers and sisters? This's nothing more than another
of the white man's tricks. The reality is
you are working for free, my brothers and sisters. And what that means,
is that, you are now a slave, and I don't know about you,
but my name is not Django, my brothers and sisters.
(cheering) (bell dings)
>>: Here we go! (cheering)
♪ ♪ Here we go, I say,
when you go to church and ♪ ♪ Say my name,
everybody starts clapping ♪ ♪ And I'm never gonna
give you another hit, ♪ ♪ So, Nick Canon,
you can stop asking ♪ (laughing) >>: God, God, God!
>>: Exactly God. (cheering)
(bell dings) >>: Gimme the beat. ♪ ♪ Hey! We the zookeepers ♪ ♪ And we about to show
you how it goes, like this ♪ ♪ It go like this ♪ ♪ Hey! It's orangutans
in my zoo ♪ ♪ It's elephants in my zoo ♪ ♪ It's a rats at my zoo ♪ ♪ It's snakes at my zoo ♪ ♪ We at my zoo, my zoo, my zoo ♪ ♪ Hop like a kangaroo ♪ ♪ We at my zoo, my zoo, my zoo ♪ ♪ Hope like a kangaroo ♪ ♪ Okay, I go run up
from the back ♪ ♪ Need a cougar up in my sack ♪ ♪ She says I'm a lion tamer,
I know how to treat the cat ♪ ♪ We making that money ♪ ♪ Like it ain't nothin' funny ♪ ♪ Girl come to my zoo, so I
could play with that monkey ♪ ♪ Neckin' at my zoo ♪ ♪ Flexing at my zoo ♪ ♪ Protection at my zoo ♪ ♪ You won't get
infected at my zoo ♪ ♪ My zoo, my zoo, my zoo ♪ ♪ Hop like a kangaroo ♪ ♪ We at my zoo, my zoo, my zoo ♪ ♪ Hop like a kangaroo ♪ (bell dinging) (cheering) (Announcer) This started
out sweet then turned sour. (buzzer rings) >>: What are these nuts? (laughing)
(cheering) (bell dings) >>: Nick Canon! You know,
we come to this court room to get the truth out of you. >>: Yes. >>: Okay, we wanna know
exactly what was going through your mind
when you did this. Lemme see it. What in the world?
(cheering) What in the Hell? What in the Hell? (cheering) Nick, what the he- Why did you wanna- I mean you look like
the Jacksonville jaguar. I don't know.
(laughing) You look like a golden
lord from media man. I don't know. Where you tryna be like Eminem,
but still be black? Is that why you got it blonde
and kept the black spots? >>: Tha-that ain't hot? >>: No! Is that hot? (audience replies) >>: So why?
>>: I plead defend! >>: There we go.
(cheering) (bell dings) >>: Here we go! (cheering) >>: Let's go! >>: Mmm mmm mmm.
The thoughts of Nick Canon. >>: Mia's very lovely. She doesn't even look
like she fights. Beating people up and stuff. I got something,
she can beat, but anyway. (laughing) I'm glad she decided
to play this game, 'cause I knew Lil Rel
wasn't gonna play. You could look
at the way he built and tell he don't like water. (laughing)
(bell dings) Come on, Nick, man. Damn! >>: I didn't expect that. >>: Nick, we gon' let
your whole team see. Hitman, you talk that gun talk,
but lemme lure you how it's really gon' be. We'll come to your hood
with them big things. All you'll hear
is (imitating weapons). Sound like we
shooting Drumline 3. Listen,
(cheering) (bell dings) you dressed like baby boy. You heard what I said. So we'll be at your
momma's house butt naked, cooking eggs. (cheering)
(bell dings) >>: What's up baby girl,
how you doing? >>: Hey. >>: Look, you know I'm with
the Wu-Tang Clan, right? And if you look right
over there, that's Raekwon. That's the chef. >>: Who are you tryna holla at? >>: I'm telling you- >>: Is it (goofy sounds)?
Not me. >>: What the (bleep)
is wrong with you? (cheering) Never mind.
She don't listen. (bleep) (buzzer rings) >>: Okay, you're next battle is
Russel Wilson versus Future. (cheering) >>: My Mix tapes is fire. I make the world get live. You heard of Beyonce? Well that's the future hive. Lean. Lean. Lean. Dirty. I'll roll one. Stop being a step-daddy,
get your own son. (cheering) >>: Alright,
it goes like this, okay. You say I need to get
my own son. Save that for another segment. 'Cause unlike you, I'm actually gonna make her my
wife before I get her pregnant. (audience oohs) So, I don't care how much
dirty sprite you drink, bro. To me, you're just a loser. So, you need to change
your name to past, 'cause I'm Ciara's future. (cheering) >>: Ghost squad won that one. (cheering) >>: Here we go. >>: This is a popular sleep
aid for most adults. (bell rings) >>: (chuckles)
What are these nuts!? (cheering) ♪ Yeah, here we go! ♪ ♪ Hold up girl, wait a minute ♪ ♪ I kill roaches and rats ♪ ♪ But if your lazy ass
don't start cleaning up ♪ ♪ Then like the terminator,
they'll be back ♪ >>: Exterminator.
>>: There we go! (bell dings)
(cheering) >>: My man, Nick Canon
is so petty. >>: How petty is he? >>: My birthday just passed,
guess what he got me? His CD. (laughing)
Ain't that some (bleep)? I don't even got a CD
player in my car, nigga. (laughing) >>: Here we go. >>: Coming at me wrong, DC,
I'm bound to catch a case You can never hit
Blac Chyna with that (bleep) all over on your face ♪ Girl, I got you on my mind ♪ ♪ You ♪ ♪ I'm wanna see it from behind ♪ ♪ And I bet your booty round ♪ ♪ Your booty round ♪ ♪ Send them pics.
Santa's going down ♪ ♪ Girl, send me the nudes ♪ ♪ Want pics your boobs ♪ ♪ Boobs ♪ ♪ Your booty's on fleek ♪ ♪ Booty on fleek ♪
♪ So I want flics of it too ♪ ♪ I know what to do ♪ ♪ I'll put them to use ♪ ♪ Put them to use ♪ ♪ Don't show anybody ♪ ♪ Except for my crew ♪ ♪ All you gotta do baby ♪ ♪ Send me the nudes ♪ ♪ Send me the nude, girl ♪ ♪ Send me the nudes ♪ ♪ Girl, I know we
really need to speak ♪ ♪ Them last photos got leaked ♪ ♪ Everybody know
that you a freak ♪ ♪ Big fat ass cheeks ♪ (cheering) ♪ You know
that you my baby boo ♪ ♪ Baby boo ♪ ♪ Would never do
nothing to you ♪ ♪ Nothing to you ♪ ♪ But send the pics indeed ♪ ♪ So I can look at the nudes ♪ ♪ Just send me the nudes ♪ ♪ Ladies, you can tell
it to a dude too ♪ ♪ Tell a (bleep)
send them pics ♪ ♪ Send me the nudes ♪
(bell dinging) (cheering) ♪ Send me the nudes ♪
♪ All you gotta do girl! ♪ ♪ Send me the nudes ♪ ♪ Send 'em nude, send 'em nude.
Send 'em nudes ♪ >>: All right,
we got the naked picture. (cheering) ♪ This my cousin, Keisha, ♪ ♪ and she hate the fact
she's single ♪ ♪ I tried to hook her
up with Lecrae ♪ ♪ But he only dates girls
off Christian Mingle ♪ (cheering) (bell dings)
>>: Here we go. ♪ Listen, Nick coming at
me in the Wild style ♪ ♪ Why bother ♪ ♪ You look like a 90's
black sitcom father ♪ (laughing) (bell dings) >>: Black team turn up. >>: Turn up for what? >>: 'Cause I've been
hitting the gym and now I can finally do this. (cheering) ♪ (bell dings) >>: M-mm-ma-My bad. I'm sorry,
I was outside paying my meter. Matter of fact, nigga,
you have 50 cent I can borrow? Never mind. Mr. Ross? (Rick Ross) Right. Right. >>: I'ma get straight to it. You know MMG, that's your label. So, MMG is more than a label,
tho, it's like a family >>: Most definitely. >>: You guys are like brothers, And as we know,
brother's fight sometimes. And it was a well
publicized dispute between two of your biggest artists. So, my question
to you, Mr. Ross, is in a brotherly-friendly fist
fight, who are you taking? Meek Mill or Wale. (cheering) >>: I'ma plead the fifth. >>: Exactly.
(cheering) >>: That's what
I'm talking about, Tico. >>: Here we go. ♪ MGK is my dude. He came
to my house for hours ♪ ♪ I would've fried
him some chicken ♪ ♪ but he snorted all my flour ♪ (cheering) ♪ Why you bull spittin' ♪ ♪ Why you bull spittin' ♪ ♪ Why you bull spittin' ♪ ♪ Keep going y'all ♪
♪ All my rhymes is useful ♪ ♪ I've never be a
sucker's pupil ♪ ♪ Yeah, do it for the universe ♪ ♪ Yeah. Oh, (bleep) (laughing) ♪ (cheering) >>: About to bring somebody
very special to this stage. For double the fun,
give it up for two 2-chains. (cheering)
♪ ♪ Time to go to bed ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ She got build
the best fur on her head ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Nick Canon,
don't got no street cred ♪ ♪ Tell 'em ♪ ♪ If I get a playstation,
I'm a player ♪ ♪ I make my song about nothing ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ I make my song about nothing ♪ ♪ I make my song about nothing ♪ ♪ Tell 'em ♪ ♪ I make my song about nothing ♪ ♪ Your face is what
I'm back on and ♪ ♪ Big booties is what
I smack on ♪ ♪ Someday tell DJ D-Wrek
go put a hat on ♪ ♪ I got a handkerchief
named Lucy-loo, ♪ ♪ She wipe me down
like Boocy_boo ♪ ♪ We run the town
like jangadoo ♪ ♪ I take her to (bleep)
oochie-coo ♪ ♪ I made my song about nothing ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ I made my song about nothing ♪ ♪ True ♪ ♪ I made my song about nothing ♪ ♪ Tell 'em ♪ ♪ I made my song about nothing ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ 2 chains ♪ (bell dinging)
(cheering) ♪ I made my song
about nothing, yeah ♪ ♪ Awww yeah, come on ♪ ♪ Rappers love me 'cause
my style is great ♪ ♪ I put a ice cream
cone on Goofcha's face ♪ ♪ I did some work on
Tyrese's back ♪ ♪ but you can't really see
it 'cause he's so flat ♪ (cheering) >>: Tattoo Artist. (bell dings)
>>: That's right. (Announcer) This tastes sweet,
but will upset your stomach. >>: Go get that, Chico. (Buzzer rings) >>: What are these nuts?! (laughing)
(bell dings) >>: Hey, damn she got
some big ass feet. Aight, here we go.
(laughing) (bell dings) >>: That's one.
>>: Wait, wait, no. >>: He spit. >>: I don't care. Tami Roman, man, I'm so
glad she came on the show. I love that weave she got in. I wonder where she got it from. Maybe she could tell me,
so I can add some on to this low ass pony tail I got on
the top of my head. (bell dings)
(laughing) >>: Here we go. (cheering) (Chair clangs) >>: What's up, girl. Hey, you know I'm the hardest
dude out here, right? (laughing) And I need a chick like
you to hold me down. A gangster like myself,
I need somebody like you to hold and you the only one- >>: Hey, Chico! (laughing)
(cheering) (bell dinging) (cheering) ♪ (laughing) (Mimicking mumble rap) (laughing) >>: Lil Uzi Vert! >>: Yeah, exactly.
(bell dings) >>: Put your right hand up.
Put your left hand up. >>: Put your right hand up. (laughing) >>: The beautiful Remy Ma,
how you doing today? >>: I'm fine. >>: I just wanna ask
couple of questions. We all know what happened,
we all know that you've been to the penitentiary system. You have insider information. So, what I wanna ask
you today, Ms. Remy Ma, is how many cartons of cigarettes,
exactly, do you think this bitch woulda went for. (laughing) >>: I would say like a half,
a half a cart- This depends what, y'know,
that person is willing to do. (laughing) >>: Just a half? (laughing) >>: That's a lot!
>>: I can't even get a full carton?
>>: That's a lot! >>: Half a carton of cigarettes? >>: That's a lot. >>: Charlemagne,
half a carton of cigarettes. God bless you my sister. (laughing)
(bell dings) >>: Here we go. >>: That was kind of cool, yeah. >>: We're gonna sing some
dark music right now. About when your mom won't give you what you want
for breakfast. DJ, drop the beat. >>: All right bro,
here it comes. All right. ♪ I wake up in the morning
with one thing on my head ♪ ♪ My head ♪
♪ I want want something to eat ♪ ♪ but I don't want
scrambled eggs ♪ ♪ Scrambled eggs ♪
♪ I go down to the kitchen ♪ ♪ My mom is at the stove ♪
♪ The stove ♪ ♪ She asks me what I want
so I grab a spoon and bowl ♪ ♪ All I want for breakfast ♪ ♪ Milk and cereal ♪ ♪ milk and cereal ♪ ♪ All I want for breakfast ♪ ♪ Milk and cereal ♪
♪ milk and cereal ♪ ♪ All I want for breakfast ♪ ♪ Milk and cereal ♪ ♪ milk and cereal ♪ ♪ All I want for breakfast ♪ ♪ Milk and cereal ♪ ♪ milk and cereal ♪ (bell dinging) >>: Put some blood
in my cereal, mom. (cheering) ♪ This my uncle Ted ♪ ♪ He do tattoos and cut hair ♪ ♪ But he need a bigger chair ♪ ♪ 'cause he shaped just
like a build a bear ♪ ♪ At the family reunion,
who we introducing? ♪ >>: Here we go.
>>: Listen, you look like a Keebler elf. Everybody in the crowd can see. I GPSed the directions
to his crib and this (bleep) live in a tree. Check it out.
(bell dings) I'm like Kobe, 'cause I got
them things you can't get past. Matter fact, nah. Let me work my magic. Do my Penny Hardaway impression. Lob you up to Shaq
and let him dunk yo bitch ass. (cheering)
(bell dings) >>: This person should lose
their job immediately. >>: Well, go ahead.
(bell ringing) >>: Who is DJ D-Wrek? >>: Yeah. (buzz rings)
(bell ringing) >>: I was gonna say
the same thing. (buzz rings)
(bell ringing) >>: DJ AARP. (buzz rings)
(bell ringing) >>: DJ, my back. (buzz rings)
(bell ringing) >>: DJ, my knee. (buzz rings)
(bell ringing) >>: Ah. (buzz rings)
(laughing) >>: Here we go. >>: Yo, Emmanuel ♪♪ Yeah! Yeah! >>: What's up?
>>: Yo Emmanuel. >>: My mike on?
>>: I heard you want to battle but when it come to wildin'
out boy shouldn't of got on. Yo, you look like the predator. Boy, you need to go
and find a face editor. Yeah. (buzz rings)
>>: Hold up. Hold up.
What you wanna do? Your team colored red but
you'll get beat black and blue. Hold up.
(bell dings) Hold up. Would you listen? My (bleep) you're built
just like a biscuit with some gravy on it. (bell dings) Like my friends,
they so wavy on it. (cheering)
(bell dings) >>: I come back on the grind. Yo, man got a head
just like Megamind. (cheering)
(bell dings) You know this is true. I'm with Nick Cannon
and we do what it do. >>: And you not playing with me. You know, this is what I do.
(bell dings) Me and the crew,
we bout to run through. You're the host squad,
can't forget your girl. New edition E-man hustle,
we gon rock the whole world. (cheering)
(bell dings) >>: Nick cannon. I love his rap music so much. (laughing) >>: So much that
I bought him a gift. I Hope he likes'em. I got him a Chico Bean bobble
head and a Neo bobble head. (laughing) (bell dings)
(cheering) ♪ This my cousin Keith ♪ ♪ His ex-girlfriend's
name is Venus ♪ ♪ And she said that
they broke up ♪ ♪ 'cause his nose was
bigger than his penis ♪ ♪ At the family reunion ♪
(bell dings) ♪ who we introducing? ♪ >>: Here we go. (applause) >>: How you doing?
You're such a beautiful-- I love those boots. >>: Thank you so much.
>>: Those are beautiful. You wanna know
what I don't love? >>: What?
>>: Nick's music. All right, let's move on.
(laughing) Mr. Cannon, you create
opportunities for people. For example,
the Wildin' Out girls. Like, you give'em an opportunity to be more than just objectified on Instagram and social media. >>: You get it.
>>: Right. So my question
to you with that said, Mr. Cannon, is would
you allow your daughter to be a Wildin' Out girl? (audience oohs) >>: Hell nah. (cheering) >>: Oh, oh, hell nah. >>: Ladies, come here. Come here, ladies. Uh, with that being said, what is it that
the Wildin' Out girls do that you wouldn't want
your daughter to do? (laughing) (cheering) >>: I plead the fifth. >>: Summer Reign,
that sound like a kind of orange juice
right there. ♪ Start your day with a
glass of Summer Reign ♪ All right, look, Summer Reign, I ain't really got too much to
say but look at Nick legs. Look how skinny his legs is. Oh, my God, boy. You got the legs
like the little bugs off men in black that was
smoking the cigarette. (laughing) Why you laughing? Im'ma remix your song, though. You remember your song? ♪ You a gigolo
and you host the show ♪ ♪ Even though you got
legs like a flamingo ♪ (laughing)
(bell dings) >>: Come on, Nick. >>: Next topic, strip clubs. ♪♪ D-live in Houston. In Memphis, still passion. I'm eating no chicken
while strippers is dancing. >>: Strippers is dancing. Pimping my blood. Go to the club
we popping with thugs. >>: Popping with thugs,
yeah, that what it do. We going bananas
like chimps in a zoo. >>: Chimps in a zoo. Hold up, where my crew? I want you, you, you, and you. (cheering) (bell dings) >>: Here we go (buzz rings) >>: Hey, hey, Nick. That's cool. You big up top, but what
about the legs my (bleep)? (laughing) (bell dings)
>>: What happened to the legs? (cheering) >>: Get em, Chico. Gold squad. >>: You can have
whatever you like. Well, I like the truth,
Mr. Harris. Do you mind
if I call you Mr. Harris? That is your name, right sir? You don't have anything to say?
(laughing) Government,
Clifford Harris, right? Well, I can understand. I don't only know two Cliffords. That's you and the big red dog. We gon keep it moving.
(laughing) We gon keep it moving. We all know you are mogul. You're one of the greatest
hip hop artists of all time. So what people don't
give you credit for is you are also a life saver. You talked a man down
from off of a skyscraper that prevented him from
hurting himself, right? >>: That could be the case. >>: That could be the case? Well, since you like saving
things so much, how come you never
have done anything to help save my
team captain's rap career? How come you never
done anything? You've never done a feature.
You've never done a song. I've never even seen
you in a picture with him. Why have you not helped him? >>: We on the same team. >>: Look man, I'm trying
to get you a feature from Tip right now. Let me work, all right? (cheering) >>: What rap career? (audience oohs) >>: You know what, Mr. Harris? You are a bad person. Nick, I'm sorry. >>: I thought we
was cool Tip, damn. >>: We is. I'm trying
not to incriminate you. (cheering)
>>: Yo, Yo, yo, yo. Yo, move, move, move, horrible. All right, all right. Here we go.
How that go? ♪ Skip to my lou ♪ ♪ Skip to my lou ♪ ♪ Skip ♪
>>: Hold on, hold on. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, man. I don't like that. This really the remix. >>: This the remix? DJ D-Wrek, give it to me. (cheering)
(air horn) ♪ We gon do it like this ♪ ♪ Yeah, y'all ready? ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪ We don't skip to my lou
but we bop like Diddy ♪ ♪ Bop like Diddy ♪ ♪ Bop like Diddy ♪ ♪ We don't skip to my lou
but we bop like Diddy ♪ ♪ Bop like Diddy ♪ ♪ Bop like Diddy ♪ ♪ Tell em take that ♪ ♪ Take that ♪ ♪ Take that ♪ ♪ My darling ♪ ♪ Take that it's black squad ♪ ♪ We all wild ♪ ♪ Ay you Quincy,
rock for the whole crowd ♪ ♪ I take that to another club ♪ ♪ My pockets puffy ♪ ♪ The girls show
this brother love ♪ ♪ On the zone, grab a
bag and I lead through ♪ ♪ He brought me an eight bag ♪ ♪ Told me I should take that ♪ ♪ We the black team so
you know we Diddy ♪ ♪ We in Brooklyn
so R.I.P. Biggie ♪ (cheering) ♪ Bop like Diddy ♪ ♪ tell em take that ♪ ♪ Take that ♪ ♪ take that ♪ ♪ take that ♪ ♪ my darling ♪ ♪ Take that ♪
(bell dinging) (cheering) ♪ >>: First game we'll play,
let me holla. There's a Wildin' Out girl
in the middle of the stage. And you know you've got this
opportunity to holla at her. >>: Look at this dude, man. >>: What's going on girl? You so fat I'd be (bleep) your
driver's license picture. (laughing) >>: Man That guy right there, like, the hunger and the intensity
that I had that day to try to make something happen. I don't think I've ever
told this story before about me getting on Wild'n Out, but I had found out
about this audition probably a week after I found
out I was losing my job. I actually had to go
and sell clothes at a place called
Plato's closet to be able to buy the ticket to come
to New York to audition. And the whole flight up,
I was just like yo, I can't. I have to leave everything
that I have in this space right here. I can't leave here without
showing these people something that, you know, proves that I'm worthy
of this opportunity. We're gonna play dictionary. Dictionary, you know the game. It's a wordplay game. Asphyxiate >>: Asphyxiate Yeah, I was in my
cousin's house, man I was, you know, whipping
up a little (bleep) I came back like
20 minutes later and little fixy ate my work. (laughing) >>: Oh, my goodness. >>: Masticate. >>: Masticate. Masticate say we got to go
out there and get the field right before we go back
in the house. 'Cause masticate
is a mean master. >>: All these executives and
all of these different people was sitting in this room. You know it was always,
always a bunch of you know collectively seated white
folks whenever you, you know, do one of these things, so if
you one of the young people that's trying to get into
entertainment and you go to these auditions
just know there will be strategic placed
white people. You don't know what they do. They could be interns
for all you know, but don't even
pay them no attention. Just remember Chico told you strategically placed
white people will always be places where money is
almost gonna be given to you. Just note that. >>: Last time man, I,
you asked about an impression. I didn't get a chance to
do an impression for you. It's one impression
I really want to do, man. I've been doing this for years. Every since this show. I don't know if y'all
familiar with The Boondocks but Uncle Ruckus from the
Boondocks (bleep) true story, I've always had this down,
even when I was in high school when
the show first came out. He was always one of
the people that I had, you know, talked about in my
impression of Uncle Ruckus. (mumbles) I had fixed it up a little bit. Here it go. Well, would you look it here? (laughing) If it isn't my favorite
entertainer of all time, Nick Cannon. Boy I love you to death,
Nick Cannon. I love you like Chinese people
love math problems, okay. Would you like to know why I
love you so much, Nick Cannon? I love you so much, Nick Cannon
because (bleep) don't. (laughing) You about as popular to
the (bleep) as white sheets and robes. >>: Going into the New York
audition I knew exactly what they would be
expecting of me. So, even though he probably
would have been fine with me not doing a you know,
an impression, that was something that
I was training myself to do throughout the weekend. And everyone that I tried,
I couldn't get. And I just wasn't
satisfied with it. And then the day that
I was coming to New York, I literally remember like, I used to do Uncle Ruckus
all the time. Like why am I trying to
make myself do something that I don't know how to
do when I can just do one that I was doing when in
the lunch room in high school. >>: I'm from D.C. but I do
comedy in North Carolina and I an a comedy club down
there called the comedy zone. And it's a predominately
white audience. Real, you know,
hate to be stereotypical but it's a lot of rednecks
that come in there. And this one guy that comes
in there all the time, real good friend of mine,
name's Eustess, and I always impersonate him
but imma do Eustess and this is a conversation
that me and Eustess really had. All right, so here's
Eustess, me and Eustess having this conversation. (mumbles) Now look here. I ain't trying to be
racist or nothing. All right. But let me tell you exactly
why it ain't never gon be no dominant NASCAR driver
that's black, all right? Ain't trying to be racist. But, all right, first thing is, seats don't go far
enough back in the cars. All right? >>: This is actually
a true story. This conversation actually
happened with somebody. >>: About 100, 120 miles
per hour. All right. There's not a chance
on God's green earth that a black man can
drive 120 miles per hour anywhere without
getting pulled over. They're pulling you guys
over mid-race. Hey man, where you headed buddy? Hopefully back
to a basketball court if I had anything to do with it. >>: Just sitting here now
and being able to see that. Seeing that guy and remembering
that time in my life and sitting here now, man,
just makes me reflect on how blessed
I truly am as a person. >>: Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it
and kill it. >>: Your topic is charity. >>: Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. >>: I ain't into charity. I don't do that. I just like to keep
my money in a sack. In my pocket. 'Cause I rock it. And I take a girl's
coochie and I lock it. I'm a bad mamma jamma. You can't see me. I don't give a damn
about charity. Charity, ain't that yo lady? Every time I see her,
she wanna have my baby. I took her to the mall. I took her trick shopping. And every time I hit from
the back no stopping. >>: Hey, I'm so dapper. Charity, who I look
like, Chance the Rapper? I ain't giving
my money to nobody. Every girl that
I sleep with is a hottie. Speaking of hotties,
you girl look like Yachty. And don't nobody try to
holla out at a party. When I seen her,
I looked at her face and said, Chico, you need to
be locked up and catch a case. You said my
girl look like Yachty. You crazy. Let me talk a little bit
about your lady. I had her from the back. Even though she look
just like Kodak Black. (cheering)
(bell dings) >>: Lauren, did you see when
Chico took his hat off? Did you notice he had a bald
head with a bald spot in it? (laughing) (bell dings) >>: Take your hat off again,
Carlos. Take your hat off again. Damn boy. Your head look like a kneecap. Look at that.
Come up here. (laughing) Old kneecap head ass.
(bell dings) ♪♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ You is sucker, I don't
care about the scheme you can never rap
better than Chico Bean. >>: Chico Bean,
you outa your mind, I'm just like Hot Sauce
right on time. >>: Yeah, I'm Chico Bean
and the girls know I'm finer, this sauce is hotter that
your girlfriend vagina. (laughing) >>: That's okay,
you think I might paining. Designer can't rap
better than Nick Cannon. (cheering)
>>: You crazy, crazy as hell Nick Cannon drop records
but they don't sell. You already know
what's going down and you can see he's dressed
like his el-bootleg DVD. >>: Chico Bean,
you just talking (bleep) we selling Hot Sauce
but you work for Nick. >>: Work for Nick,
damn right I do that's why I am still
broke as a fool. (laughing) >>: What? (DJ buzzes)
(laughing) (bell dings) (Nick) Wild sauce. (laughing) >>: Come on out your baby,
ladies and gentlemen. >>: That's the chick
you gotta fight when you beat up
all the hood-chicks, that's the hood-chick boss.
(laughing) (bell dings) >>: She made coco butter from
scratch I know it, don't you? (laughing)
(bell dings) >>: Chico?
(cheering) Hey yo, Chico,
let's bring it back because the wild style
is looking kinda wack. >>: Karlous Miller,
you must be crazy, your girl is having my baby. (bell dings) >>: You think I don't know that you sew that beard
on your face, your pants too tight
and joints are fake. (bell dings) >>: You must be
out of your mind again! Listen my friend, your momma,
she is my trick. Oh, she suck my stick. I'm not gonna say the other
word 'cause we on TV and she puts this leather
I'm wearing and it nice, oh! (cheering)
(bell dings) >>: You wanna talk about
my mama and make it hurt but what kind of grown man
go wear a leather shirt. (bell dings)
(cheering) >>: Okay, I say Karlous
all them rhymes are already been used, your beards look like pubes. (laughing)
(bell dings) >>: I made you
and you know I ain't lying I'm only the reason
because you stole my rhymes. (bell dings)
>>: You said I-- (Karlous) You stole my rhymes! >>: You said I--
>>: You stole my rhymes! >>: You said I stole your rhymes
>>: Stole my rhymes! >>: You know
I ain't stole your rhymes 'cause you stole mine! (cheering)
(bell dings) (bell dinging) >>: It ain't over, sucker! >>: It ain't over, sucker!
>>: It ain't over, sucker! >>: I'm ready!
>>: It ain't over sucker! ♪ Chico, your head look like
the potatoes at Five Guys before they turn
them into fries. (laughing) >>: Look at the back
of Karlous head, look you see that big knot
on the back of his head and he got (bleep) stash
in his dome, that's crazy. (laughing)
(bell dings) >>: Hey yo, Chico. ♪ I say Chico Bean,
you must be a fool you don't wanna battle me
like they did the old school. >>: You must be outa
your goddamn mind I'm a sucker MC but it's okay. >>: Say hold on,
stop the beat because Chico I'm what you can't be, you're a sucker MC
and I'm so cool, I just made you look
like a straight fool! >>: You crazy hommes,
I dis myself 'cause you can't go to your home 'cause you live with your momma! (bell dings) >>: That's okay,
its my mamma's crib at least I got a cool place
I can live. My daddy coming back
when he get out of jail and me and him gonna run
the streets and raise some hell! >>: You think your daddy
is really your pap, but I got some bad news
I'm really your pap. I stroked your mum
in the back of the club and every time I see her
she asked me for a hug. >>: I'm on the Black Team, I'm wearing a bandana. Say something about my daddy
I'ma tell French Montana! (bell dings)
(cheering) >>: Hold on, wait a second. >>: Tell him what you said. >>: I don't got no patience
for sucker MCs, you think you can be
the team like these, with these suckers, you crazy! (bell dings) >>: I'ma say one thing,
I mean to be rude, but who is that girl
that looks like a dude. (bell dings) >>: She came here with you. (laughing)
(bell dings) >>: I don't care what you say, everybody knows on this show,
so I'm getting some (bleep). (bell dings) >>: You share with me. Share with me! (laughing) >>: Okay cool,
but lets get rapping! >>: Oh yeah!
>>: We sucker MC. Turn up, we turn up! Turn up, we turn up! (bell dinging)
Turn up, we turn up! Turn up, we turn up! >>: Its that real
hip hop right there. That was real hip hop. (applause) Hitman, come here,
take you hat off. (laughing)
(bell dings) Hey, me and Hitman like this, don't our heads look like
a nut sack, that's crazy! (laughing)
(bell dings) >>: Chico, y'all look
like two breast that had a disagreement. >>: Hey, take your hat back off,
Karlous, don't come up here
with that hat on, you gotta take it off. Hey Karlous, you look like the
Duke Blue Devil, look at you! ♪ (cheering) >>: Amen, let God be the vessel. >>: I need everybody
to clap their hands, you about to be in for a treat. (laughing)
(Karlous) Yes, indeed. >>: First off all, I'd like to
welcome everybody to the Wild N Out Church
of Angel Wings, and our wings are blessed
by the Lord. I just wanna say that-- (Karlous) Say that thing! >>: I need everybody
in the congregation to look at their neighbor. Look at your neighbor
and I need you to say neighbor
(Karlous) Neighbor! >>: Chick-fil-A! >>: Chick-fil-A! >>: Should open on Sunday. >>: Should open on Sunday. >>: Now, sister come,
come sister. This is our sister, Iggy, and she has a little testimony about how the devil crept
in her life on a Sunday. >>: Listen, I got off
the plane from Australia. I got to Chick-fil-A on Sunday 12:01, no chicken till Monday,
nothing! (Karlous) Oh, my Lord. >>: Listen, she flew all
the way from down under and couldn't get
no good meat on a Sunday. I need everybody to clap, it go ♪ Chick-fil-A
need to open on Sunday ♪ >>: Because
I'm hungry everyday and hour. ♪ Chick-fil-A ♪ >>: Open up for me, open up to the days ahead.
♪ Need to open up on Sunday ♪ (bell dinging)
(cheering) (Chico) Chick-fil-A on a Sunday! ♪ Pick up and kill it and
kill it and kill it ♪ >>: Your topic is Christmas. >>: Yo Karlous, listen to this I ain't buying your girl
no Christmas gifts. >>: I say, Chico Bean,
you must be a fool, your girl put me
on a Christmas list, dude! >>: Christmas list,
I know you lying 'cause your girl ugly
and mine is fine. I went to your house,
to take some gifts out your son came down the stairs
and said "Dad I'm out!" >>: Something
I hate to tell you, fool, your girl cheating on you with
like two or three dudes. She hit my phone and said
"Louse where you at?" I should get a see gift
wrap me a kitty cat. >>: Cheating on me?
Boy that's a bad one, your girl had sex three
times with Nick Cannon. (cheering)
(bell dings) I got my waist trainer built
into my pants collection. (laughing)
(bell dings) >>: This a type of lady that cheat on her man
with your grandfather. (bell dings) ♪ >>: Hold on. Nick.
>>: He's my dad! >>: Oh, I know what this is. >>: Nick, you know what this is! (applause) So you wanna kick it old
school one more again then why your glasses
only got one lens. (cheering)
(bell dings) >>: I knew you gonna say
something about that. My glasses got one lens
'cause that's the new style, ah, you are my child
I birthed you! I had sex with your mamma. Check it,
she loved when I did it, she was screaming my name, she said I had a son,
he gonna be lame and I say "Yeah, that's true." But I still raised you! (cheering)
(bell dings) You can't see me. >>: I can't believe
the words that came to mouth I took your daughter about
Bobby Green in the house. Your baby mama is in my phone
but naked with no clothes on. >>: I'm about to get on there
(bell dings) 'cause you ain't enough. I got the Chinese boy,
he say (rapping gibberish). Yeah, that's real! >>: My team too packed,
you can't destroy at least we don't got
a corny-ass white boy. (cheering)
(bell dings) >>: You talk about my white
boy like you about to stand but the white girl right
there built like a blunt. (laughing)
(bell dinging) >>: Don't do her like that
we're talking about her bad, to be a white girl,
she got a little ass. >>: Not playing,
then I cut the beat. I'ma about to take everybody
to the damn street. You ain't messing with me,
I'm the real damn deal. Coming up on your block
and I get it for real I'ma keep flowing 'cause
I'm nice with the style, everybody knows
I got a nice smile. >>: Nobody likes
your raps or words its me and Rip Michael
and ASAP Ferg. We got the white girl on
our team doing you bad, she kinda cute
and she got a little ass. Everybody on my team
is a killer, we got two eyes
except for Jack Griller. My name Karlous
and I'm a killer, you wanna mess with me you
better check yourself (bleep). (applause)
(bell dinging) >>: D-Wrek, take your hat off! Take your hat off,
how about that! (bell dinging)
Take your hat off! No, take your hat off. Oh, no, oh!
(laughing) Oh, my God. You look like
a cling-on warrior! Look at that!
(laughing) ♪
>>: Your word is soul food. (applause) >>: Your grandmother
cooking me soul food, that time she got her cheque and I have her feel so freaky, she gave me some turkey neck. (laughing) >>: You said turkey neck. I'm chico Bean, your girl love
to cook me collard greens, and when I hit,
you know my stick it sound like I'm stirring
up mac and cheese. >>: Mac and cheese,
that's too easy, I had your girl in the
kitchen getting greasy. And feeling all the booty, she made cornbread
gave it to me! >>: And your girl got a problem,
I'ma fix it. Her booty flat
like fresh baked biscuits. (laughing)
Every time I go over I hit it yeah, and will never
gonna quit it! >>: Okay, Chico, you be kicking, your girl made me collard
greens with a little beacon. >>: With a little beacon,
you tripping, your girl (beeps) sleeping. (cheering)
(bell dings) >>: My man, Nick Cannon,
is so fly! (audience) How fly is he? >>: Man he then brought the dude from "Lord of the Rings"
up in here today! "I'm sick, my precious!"
(bell dings) >>: Wait a minute, Karlous. Do not talk about
Michael Blackson like that! Move, Mike you wanna come up and play an African song for us. Mike, come on I got
the drum, Michael. (applause)
(bell dings) >>: Chico!
(applause) Hey yo Chico,
we gotta bring it back, 'cause you know Nick Cannon
cannot rap! >>: Yeah, I'm about kill
this fool again, my rhymes is bigger than
WhoKid's chin. (laughing)
(bell dings) (Nick) WhoKid,
you got a big-ass chin. >>: Your girl is a freak, I would not stop her, she like WhoKid
but she love Waka Flocka! Every time I call her,
my thing get (bleep) she said "Bring everybody,
the whole Brick Squad". (laughing)
(bell dings) >>: Hey, you say my girl had sex with the whole Brick Squad, but your girl love it
when my thing gets (bleep). Call me every night
trying to get some D and I be like, "Ain't
you Karlous girlfriend?" She say "Yeah." I say "So." You know why? 'Cause she a (bleep)! (laughing)
(bell dings) (Justina) Karlous. >>: Who is this white girl
with purple lipstick? With some glimpse
turning blue 'cause she... A lot of. (bell dings)
>>: You know I run the world. I'm about to let you get
killed by my white girl! >>: Karlous, how are you doing? You look like old dirty bastard, a little bit dirty
and less of a good rapper. They said you fly,
but I don't wanna lie, you look like
chlamydia personified. (audience oohs)
(bell dings) >>: Hold up, you better get
the white girl 'cause she already did. She got the red hair
but what about the head? Is it fire? Do you know?
>>: I don't know. >>: Is she freaky?
>>: I don't know. >>: Is she a whore? >>: Maybe so! >>: One thing you will never
(bleep) know. (cheering)
(bell dings) >>: He has the largest
gums on the East Coast. Ladies and gentlemen,
if he took a bite crime it would be
the help of New York! (laughing)
(bell dings) >>: No, I can say the N word,
my father's black. (cheering)
(bell dings) Chico Bean, you must be
scared to kick it old school off the top of the head. >>: I'm Chico Bean,
because I'm on top! You look like you got a
drop top on your head! (bell dings) >>: Your girl tried
to touch my wiwi, 'cause I'm on "Wild 'N Out"
and she saw me on TV. Nick Cannon must have
really got mad of the last season cast
and fired their ass. >>: What's up world,
I am Chico Bean. I'm the illest MC
that you ever seen. Got a diamond chain
and an old Black Patti. If you a gorilla then
I'm the zoo sescenery. Karlous, check where
you got your style, better yet they already
know that you my child. When it comes to rapping,
I give you the blues, because my rhymes are popping
like Steph Curry shoes. (bell dings)
(cheering) From the credit card
scammer Deluxe Collection. (bell dings) He can get
you everything you need from Macy's 50 cent on a $1. (bell dings) >>: The official outfit of dude
who sells fake Jordans on eBay! (laughing)
(bell dings) >>: Yo, check me out,
Nick Cannon, you know I be stunning
with that turban on, you look like Harriet Tubman I don't know what's going on.
(bell dings) Why you always where that
when the show come on. And I thought you said
you was from the streets but earlier in the show
you was messing with the police. Yeah,
(bell dings) you going to hell. You know, Tee Grizzly just came
home from jail. You were scared
(bell dings) when you came up here. And you already know
I ain't got no fear, and Charlie Clips,
boy, you need to change clothes. Your titties is bigger
than Murder Moves nose. You know it's going down
(bell dings) I'm never playing games. I'm Chico Bean, and you know
what I'm going to say I can rap all day
I can rap all night. When I go old school,
you know I can't get it right. Yeah Chico Bean
and I got the plan, Rick Michael's is built
like the Koolaid man. >>: I said, hold up, Chico, let me get some
(bell dinging) Nick in here looking like
a single mom. Okay, when I say it,
you know what I is. He look like the auntie
that don't have no kids. I said okay,
(laughing) (bell dings)
I know you got a lot of bread, but stop wearing
that bull (bleep) on your head. I said, Nick, (bell dings)
we're trying to get paid are you going to grow
your (bleep) out or are you trying to get waves? >>: Yeah, all right, all right.
(bell dinging) (cheering) ♪ Hey, yow, Chico. (cheering) >>: This the third time The last time we rapped
you stole my rhymes. >>: Boy, your rhymes is
older than the Towery. You get left like
Nikki left Safaree. (cheering) (bell dings) >>: All right, hold on, hold on.
(cheering) hold on, hold on, hold on >>: Hold on SB You ain't have to say that. 'Cause it's real. But me and SB don't even
listen to Meek Mill. (cheering) (bell dings) >>: I'm going to tell you
one thing you should know, Meek Mill got his (bleep) (cheering) (bell dings) >>: Hold on,
>>: Wait a minute. >>: Hold on, hold on, hold on. Listen
>>: Wait a minute >>: If I met your girl, she'd probably want to marry me. This watch and ring is probably
two years of your salary. (cheering) (bell dings) >>: He said his watch is
two years of my salary. Picture that, When Nikki calls her lawyer you have to take it back. (cheering) (bell dings) >>: Hold on. Hold on. Hey, yow, Chico. You talking that (bleep),
but everybody knows he wrote them hits. (cheering) (bell dings) >>: You said he wrote them hits, but he sound like the clone. How come
he can't write his own? (cheering)
(bell dings) Everybody on MTV last seen is Nikki Minaj's next
album's going to be called Meek Mill's Penis. (cheering) (bell dinging) ♪ >>: Your topic is construction. (cheering) >>: Check me out. I met your girl
and she had so much glamor. That's why I made her jack (bleep) on my hammer >>: Jack on your hammer
but she stayed the night. She loved her some Hitman
cause I laid her pipe. >>: You laid the pipe,
well let me explain. She came to my house
and she climbed on my crane. >>: I make your girl jump,
I make your girl come. Construction worker,
I knocked down her walls. >>: Knocked down her walls, boy, you a liar,
your girl came over and licked my screw driver. (cheering)
(bell dings) >>: Pick up and kill it. >>: Wild Out. >>: Your topic is situationhips. (Crowd) Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. >>: You said don't ask,
but Chico, I'm sorry. I'm going to ask again,
baby, what are we? >>: Baby, what are we? Boo, we just chilling,
and you can't lie it's a wonderful feeling. >>: Wonderful feeling? Boy, are you crazy? I want to be young girl,
but you do not claim me. >>: I do not claim you,
is that what you said? You tripping little baby,
it's all in your head. >>: All in my head? Chico, that is a scam. If you really love me
post me on your Gram. >>: Post you on the Gram,
now that is a sin. Sorry, B. Simone
I'm not your boyfriend. (cheering)
(bell dings) >>: Wild Out! >>: Pick up and kill it.
>>: Your topic is charity. >>: And kill it and kill it.
>>: Wassup I ain't into to charity,
I don't do that. I just like to keep my money
in the sack in my pocket. 'Cause I walk it, and I take
your girl coochie and I lock it. I'm a bad Mama Jama,
you can't see me. I don't give a damn about
CHARITY. >>: Charity? Ain't that your lady? Every time I see her,
she want to have my baby. I took her to the mall,
I took the trick shopping and every time I hit
from the back, no stopping. >>: Hey, Chico Bean,
I'm so dapper. Charity, who I look like?
Chance the Rapper? I ain't giving my money
to nobody. Every girl that I sleep with
is a hottie. >>: Speaking of hotties,
your girl look like a yottie. And don't nobody trying to
holler at her in the party. When I seen her,
I looked at her face and said, "Chico, you need to be
locked up and catch a cake." >>: You said my girl look
like yottie, you crazy. Let me talk a little bit
about your lady. I had her from the back, even though she looked
just like Kodak Black. (bleep) (bleep)
(cheering) (bell dings) >>: Wild N' Out! >>: Your topic is side hustle (cheering)
Hey, yo, Emmanuel. Yo, Emmanuel. We talking about side hustles. You know I got the bootleg Jay's
and girls bundles. >>: You got the bundles?
Man, that sounds fun. Can you hook me up with two?
'Cause my girl needs some. >>: I said to that girl
needs some, bro, I got what you need. Matter of fact, I'm selling
some of Nick's old CD's (cheering)
>>: I'm cool on those but I can tell you what I need, Friday my favorite movie,
I need one, two and three. >>: One, two and three,
for me that ain't a struggle. But DJ D Wrek
really needs a side hustle. >>: I was thinking
the same thing. The (murmurs) has got to go. Nick Cannon, get your
man on another the show. >>: Pick up and kill it
and kill it. (cheering)
(bell dings) >>: Wild 'N Out! >>: Your topic is candy. >>: Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. >>: Chico, you hater,
you know that I'm greater. Your girl says she want me
now and later. >>: Now at later,
but your rounds are little. You look like you ate
six pounds skittles. >>: Six pounds of skittles? That's how we get it in. Don't his head look
just like a Brown M&M? >>: Brown M&M? But my rhymes are bigger. You went to church
and pray for a Snickers. (cheering)
(bell dings) >>: Pick up and kill it
and kill it. >>: Wild 'N Out! >>: Your word is
natural disasters. >>: Chico Bean. Why you so sloppy? I made your girl wet
I called that tsunami. (cheering)
>>: Call it tsunami. Boy, I'm a (murmurs) your girl is wetter
than hurricane Irma. >>: Me and your mum,
we make the bed shake I do it, I call it,
we call it an earthquake. >>: Call that an earthquake, boy, I don't know. So you girl whined it on me, just like a tornado.
(cheering) >>: I bring the heat. She tells me don't let go. You call that fire, I call it fuego.
(cheering) >>: You call it fuego? Yeah, that is turning. I heard you fire, 'cause you are burning.
(cheering) >>: Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. >>: Wild 'N Out! >>: Pick up and kill it. >>: The next topic
is strip clubs. >>: Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. >>: We live in Houston
and Memphis through passion. I'm eating no chicken
while strippers is dancing. >>: Strippers is dancing. Pimp in my blood, go to the club
we popping with thugs. >>: Popping with thugs, yeah, that what we do. We going bananas
like chimps in a zoo. >>: Chimps in a zoo, pulled up with my crew, I want you, you,
you and you. (cheering) (bell dings) >>: Oh (bleep),
he going to have it. >>: Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. >>: Wild 'N Out! >>: Your topic is scary movies. >>: Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it >>: Chico, you know what
be pissing me off? White girls when they trip
over nothing and fall. >>: Nothing and fall? What's more important? When they hear that (makes
sound of a gun cocking) they walk towards it. >>: Then when they be a
little group of some guys, they say that house that house
haunted, let's go inside. >>: Let's go inside? I don't know why,
all of the Negroes the first one to die. >>: Then when they get
Freddy on the ground, they think that he dead
and just turn around. >>: Just turn around?
I know I said, I dreamed about Freddy
and pissed in the bed. (cheering) >>: That's cool
(bell dings) >>: Wild 'N Out! >>: Pick up and kill it
and kill it. >>: Your topic is Christmas. >>: Yo, Carlos, listen to this, I ain't buying your girl no Christmas gifts. >>: I said, Chico Bean, you must be a fool. Your girl put me on a
Christmas list, dude. >>: Christmas list? I know you lying, 'cause your
girl ugly and mine is fine. I went to your house
took some gifts out. Your son came downstairs
and said, "Daddy, I'm out." >>: Something
I hate to tell you fool, your girl cheating on you with
like two or three dudes. She hit my phone
and said "Los, where you're at?" I should get a shit gift
wrapped, me or kitty cat. >>: Cheating on me? Boy, that's the baddest. Your girl had sex three times with Nick Cannon. (cheering) (bell dings)
>>: Wild 'N Out! >>: The word is 90's cartoon. >>: I was a child
>>: Yeah >>: Hold up,
>>: I was a child >>: Check it. Hey yo, DC. Boy, what's up? Get fly on your girl
like Darkwing Duck. >>: Darkwing Duck? That's a no, I give your girl this
bone like the Flintstones >>: Flintstones? Boy, stop there. Whites can't see the bill,
just like a Rugrat. >>: Like a Rugrat,
he's a fool. I get on my knees
and (bleep) your girl like a Looney Toon.
(cheering) (bell dings) >>: Wild 'N Out! >>: Your topic is
dance instructor. >>: Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. >>: I am the teacher
and you are the student. I'm going to tell
you the dances you're doing. First is the Dougie
and then Macarena. Show everyone,
you're a top entertainer. Ready? Are you ready? Okay, here we go. Here we go.
Here we go. Hit your Dougie now, Dougie, Dougie, Dougie, Dougie,. Macarena, Macarena,
Macarena, Macarena, Macarena. Now twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk Squiggle twerk, twerk.
Squiggle twerk, squiggle twerk (cheering)
Yes, yes, yes. That is good. (cheering)
(bell dings) >>: Wild 'N Out! >>: The topic is
the Wild 'N Out cast. (cheering) >>: Okay,
we got the Wild 'N Out cast, and you shouldn't
want to rhyme no more. Big bag is shaped like Bernie,
the purple dinosaur. >>: Purple dinosaur,
and you know that I'll mean it, your mother get way better
(bleep) than Justina. >>: You say Justina,
but you know you lying Conceited is built like
he is really trying. >>: Your sister she love me,
I'm sick with the words. And Charlie Clips titties
is bigger than hers. >>: Hey, don't trip
'cause you got new tees. You're all dressed like
the Wolf of PeachTree street. And you know I get down,
I'm Chico Bean. And you already know I'm going
to kill your whole team. (cheering)
>>: Kill the whole team? I got your child. You see him right there? I really hate his smile. Nick Cannon, look
I really know me. This is not love,
do not 'cause a thing. (cheering) Wild 'N Out! >>: Your word is childhood. >>: Check it. Our word is childhood
'cause I am your father and I think you mad
'cause you built like a toddler. (cheering)
>>: Built like a toddler? Well, I'm still happy. I may be real short, but your girl called me, Daddy. >>: Girl calls you Daddy? Boy, you should stop it. I got your girl and she
played with my chopstick. >>: Played with you chopstick? Yeah right, next stop. Matter of fact, PlayStation
give me your X-Box. >>: X-Box, Boy? You need to stop. I'm cool like the rugrats,
you square like SpongeBob. >>: Square like SpongeBob? Well this is sad. You red, you fat,
like Mr. Crabs. (laughing) >>: Wild 'N Out.! >>: Your topic is 90's movies. >>: Check me out. Those 90's movies, they were so grimey. That is why
I'm a menace to society. >>: Boy, you're a menace? Well let's see. I made your girl
come over lean on me. (cheering)
>>: Lean on you? Boy, you do the most. I took your girl
and then I got Ghost. >>: Man, you got Ghost? Bruh, don't play, me, I might squash out
your girl Training Day. >>: Boy, Training Day? But I never panic,
your girl on my knees and she sucked my Titanic. >>: Sucked your Titanic? (mumbles) your girl is my Malcolm X. >>: Your Malcolm X? Boy, hit the highway. I hit your girl every Friday, >>: Pick up on Friday? Boy, I'm going to beat
your mother(bleep) ass. (laughing)
(bell dings) >>: Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. >>: Wild 'N Out! >>: Your word is soul food. (cheering) >>: Your Grandma
was cooking me soul food. That time she got her check
and I had her feeling so freaky, she gave me some Turkey neck. (cheering)
>>: Some turkey neck? I'm Chico Bean, your girl love
to cook me collared greens. And when I hit,
you know my steeze. It sound like I'm stirring
up Mac and cheese. (cheering)
>>: Mac and cheese? That's too easy. I had your girl in the kitchen
getting greasy. And I'm feeling on the booty, she made corn bread
and gave it to me. Aye, your girl got a problem,
I'm going to fix it. Her booty fat like
fresh baked biscuits. Every time I go over I hit it, yeah, and I'm never
gonna quit it. >>: Okay, Chico, you be caking. Your girl made me collared
greens with a little bacon. >>: With a little bacon?
You tripping. Your girl (bleep) slipping. (cheering)
(bell dings) >>: Wild 'N Out! >>: Your word is cheater. >>: I'm at my side chick house
I was just trying to stay low. Main chick came over
and bust out my window. >>: Bust out your windows? Man, that ain't important. My girl caught me cheating
and ripped up my Jordans. >>: Ripped up your Jordans? Man, boy, that ain't nothing. I got three women
that think I their husband. >>: Think you their husband? And I can relate. I got a wife in like
three different States. >>: Three different states? That's two more than a pair. My girl had my phone
and I swear I was scared. >>: So you was scared? I wouldn't be scared. Chico, my girl right there. (cheering) (bell dings) >>: Wild 'N Out! >>: Your topic is jungle fever. >>: Hey, you know what? Hold up, hold up, hold
up, hold up, hold up. Aye man,
we got Kranium in here, man. (bleep) One of the-- Hey, listen,
give me a Jamaican beat. ♪ >>: Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. >>: Hey, Chico, you make
my heart sing. I like a black man with
a big ding-a-ling. >>: Big ding-a-ling? You know you want to shout, I don't even care about
the movie, Get out. >>: The movie, Get out? What do you think? I need (bleep) the box,
when I tell you the sing. >>: Tell me too sing? You know I'm with that. I take the white girl
then I tap from the back. >>: Tap from the back? How do you figure? I hope you make my little
booty get a little bigger. Get a little bigger? Yeah, I don't know bigger. You can do everything
except call me (bleep) >>: Oh that's fine,
I won't say that line. But can you teach me
how to dirty whine? >>: Dirty whine? You know I got that other
with black and white just like the panda. >>: Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it.
