@GameGrumps Shadow the Hedgehog (Full Playthrough)

oh [ __ ] oh my God why does he have a machine gun because he needs it to battle the evil demons right of course that are coming from the temporal whatever and he's riding a motorcycle he's very quick are you [ __ ] kidding me with this no dude this is Shadow the Hedgehog are you serious this is a game that Legends are made of this is a game that makes Legends yeah this game is a legend feel I feel like I'm so oh like words fail me right now you need you need a legend to play this game I do yeah exactly are oh is this soundtrack by shine down that's how you know it's good this is the same guy that made all the butt Rock in Sonic oh my God like like like the songs that are like open your heart and it'll be all right like that [ __ ] but this one's about like evil or ambivalence or something I don't know this is like and bullets imper yeah because he's the main character so just just imagine this game as if it was like this Mary Sue fan character oh my God they even have like the nazil like commant like forward men oh this is like a [ __ ] like that's not the Death Star that's not don't forget it forget it that's not the Death Star I feel like I'm do like I'm on drugs and also am running 106° fever like that's this is the kind of [ __ ] I'd be seeing he killed him with a Beretta 728 or whatever the [ __ ] it's Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the [ __ ] Hedgehog we've been we've gotten a lot of [ __ ] request to play this game let me tell you all the people that wanted to send it to us do it thank you Isaac John englas William Aon yep uh Andrew Felton my little milk Francis Le who whoa oh we're just going to all right we got a big list we can't but what whoever my little milk is like come on man oh yeah get your life together uh justtin Henry Marissa mindola Jason moose or MOS D Jack dut Jurassic [ __ ] if I can get a cool graphic on that one awesome uh Tomas Tomas Mixon dude this is your own handwriting uh robot assuming Mr Robot oh my God uh jeho Hoy Matt Valentino Mitchell Johnson Marcelo Zuniga o you've sent us a lot of games yes [ __ ] uh Nina Joshua Thomas Josh French see why can't people have more names like this nice two syllables we got Nick Cohen or Cowen Cowen we got Brandon F oh could be [ __ ] Brandon fcks oh [ __ ] that's how I'm calling it uh we got uh M Markland or Micah Markland I don't know and uh Sebastian smatters thank thank you everybody wait hand me that list real quick yeah uh first of all my little milk I'm sorry I talked Mac your name is great I like to imagine my little milk Jurassic cor robato and Je Hoy hanging out in the room together for the ultimate party that's that's like a Mr MRC chat yeah that's like a chat about I don't know what was popular when MRC was popular Mega man yeah exactly that's the ones I went to let's check out what the options are uh H we can listen to the music yeah please like I am oh stop yes all right change the controller o we can play this game in De ahch all right let's get the [ __ ] out of here start playing some goddamn I didn't change anything finally a Sonic game on Grumps story mode breaking some new ground new yeah new let's do it yeah fck so [ __ ] stoked for this game I'm I'm terrified of what's going oh in the town of what New York I am the night and also the day I am the night I just got here early in the darkness I am the newspaper stopper the Hedgehog oh he's so badass it's the only thing I can remember oh he has amn gruesome image that's his voice yeah he's he's dark and brooding and ambivalent towards good and he and and he's saving Al Wonderland is it really I was just about to say that he has a memory that's his one true memory and why can't I remember anything maybe it's because your brain is weirdly [Laughter] shaped oh hell storm coming in whatever better get on my motorcycle and ride yeah I guess that's weird that just kind of came out of nowhere yeah yeah it's like Ghostbusters 2o all of a sudden oh oh okay all right sure man they really there's no poping circumstance they just straight up with the demons they're just going to like reuse all the footage they used in the opening I don't have time for these humans what what what the [ __ ] Shadow what is happening oh man as you can see D Reckoning will soon be here or technically it's here did he just like show up and was like I got to F hold on hold on guys guys you can go ahead and fall down I got to find Shadow I got to tell him the Day of Reckoning is coming yeah but first I'll take squid form I'll take squid form and then I'll holograph myself to I I don't even understand my own plans I am and like it or not I have to believe him oh this is some [ __ ] sweet World building they're doing with this plot oh yeah he's got to get the chaos emeralds yep I like how when it always comes down to it doesn't matter what Sonic game what the plot is right you just got to find Theos emeralds need those gemstones [ __ ] all [ __ ] like this like Solid Snake style menu screen hysterical westopolis it's westopolis sorry no it's okay sorry I I I screwed everything W oh my God chill the [ __ ] out Jesus Christ all right uh all I can do is move so he's talking pretty peacefully sailing towards his death well because he's Shadow he's so badass yeah that's what it is he he understands this world more than the silly humans do oh go well if I can run so fast why don't I have a motorcycle okay all right who chill out chill yes I got my gun oh [ __ ] yeah I can fire bullets the B button lets me attack the x button lets me spin dash wo and perform other action hey Sonic wa wao that's a little racist oh am I helping him I thought I was the bad guy I think you mean looks like these africanamerican creatures mean business oh jeez Man actually even that's racist hey Sonic are you going to you are you hanging out with me or like where where you headed moving awfully slowly for a [ __ ] okay there we go and we're playing the feud okay woo I'm out of bullets jumping to hit enemies so I have a gun and a homing attack and a spin dash what the [ __ ] smash up yeah why they're working together as friends dude whoever made the first Sonic game and saw this must have just been like slowly fashioning a noose out of whatever was nearby Yugi Naka I think he might have had a hand in me no it's impossible yeah dude he made the [ __ ] Sonic Adventure and this is like the same [ __ ] game what my what is this what like boardroom meeting took place where they were like you know Sonic what what what do we need oops we need hell we need ghosts we need the doomi we need more guns well they needed they needed Sonic to be edgy and and geared towards the kids really is this what the kids want the kids who who like all the violence in their video games oh Sonic's not violent enough it's funny because when I was talking to you about this game when we picked it off the shelf uh I was like is this game like like at least regarded like as kind of like a cult classic I mean like it was weird at the time but now it's cool and you're like no this is [ __ ] garbage dude the speed limit's 25 yeah I you want to get a ticket I might get a ticket but I don't care cuz I'm Shadow the Hedgehog I'm ambivalent are they just making you repeat the same like well I died I fell off the edge because he goes wait he's too fast for me yeah and his furiousness is also in question and whether or not which amount of Fast and Furious is also within question my God and where he is and what exactly he's doing to Merit the fastness such as drifting in Tokyo and can I [ __ ] doai God damn it chill out I don't want to fall off the edge again we did it we did it okay nailed it can I not attack the dumi is that what's going on here I'm pretty sure you can't I think you just got to roll with it oh my God [ __ ] this F need no long time no see Sonic it's been like 8 seconds now he's just like being factious like hey Shadow good to see you again I feel you really nailed that jump into the [ __ ] Abyss great what was it like down there among your people I mean in the shadows okay okay okay I feel like I'm playing a bowl of molasses yeah it's weirdly slow for like such a fast-paced game don't you think uh I yeah oh oh I can oh sick I can run along the wall dude check wait hold on check it out dude oh my God God I'm so [ __ ] fired up yeah man hey wait a second why is the speed limit here 25 if there's a [ __ ] giant wall right in the way and why is that guy in a permanent state of like no yeah I can't attack him anymore yeah he's just dead he's just like no please don't do it don't don't play this anymore don't make this a series oh we're gonna oh dude this is gonna be a series yeah all right get the [ __ ] out of here with the oh my God okay okay I just got I just got to plow through man Doom ey is not a problem for me yeah he can go ahead and watch me do whatever he wants you know what it's actually even time for it's time for next time on ging rubs well no let's give it a couple more minutes cuz oh because of the cut scene yeah yeah you're right all the thank yous oh yeah that's right it was like 6 minutes of than I was like that did go by fast didn't it yeah take that and that man I have no idea where going right yeah I'm going fast dude whoa chill out with the explosions oh [ __ ] wow there is who what the [ __ ] just happened there did you see that I like I know did you it's cuz you were riding the line of Darkness and Light such is the duplicitous nature of the existence of of Shadow the Hedgehog dude I didn't know this game was so deep I know you're making me understand a power here at work all right I feel like ow I'm sorry I didn't know those were bombs I thought they were nothing because when I went through them before nothing happened yeah I I feel like my grandma after sending her first email what is this did I do it right did I tell you uh granny sexbang who you met my awesome Grandma um uh I mean up for Tober well how dare you she [ __ ] she's a great chick she she's so badass and uh she was in um she was in Attitude City actually when that comes out soon do you want to hang out but yeah you want to party doai let's let's do it I'm not actually D isn't dumai like a like a type of dumpling that you can order in Japanese restaurants I have the pork dumai isn't that a place where you can live and be rich no that's shumai I was thinking of shumai okay I was thinking of Dubai any my grandma she like a couple of days ago she sent me her [ __ ] dude your grandma story can wait I am berserk right now I am truly ambivalent towards good and evil oh my God I have absolutely no Alliance woo all right I died okay oh no I didn't go ahead with your your oh no it's not really a story it's just that she wrote me her first email ever and uh the exact wording of the email was uh hi Dan uh this is my first email please call me so I never have to do this again and that's how I feel playing this [ __ ] game right now it's like this is incredible and and a Triumph of technology I can't believe this [ __ ] please end this so we never have to do it again I can't believe this exists I know do I not have do I don't have bullets anymore because I died no what are you doing what oh died you forgot to pick up a ring I have zero Health Dingus I have zero Health you don't need health you've got rings to protect you I don't this game isn't about Rings man I have zero Health are you serious or maybe that was my berserk meter I'm pretty sure that's what that is I don't I don't I don't know dude I think it's like Sonic where you're like you why would why would Rings explode from your personage oh I guess you have a point yeah yeah yeah you know what I think you're right yeah I think you're actually right I know thanks br hey guy chill out chill out just cuz you have a gun and I have a gun and what the [ __ ] gun is this I don't know I don't know oh you can't open this game up top with [ __ ] like real ass oozies and [ __ ] and then give me a goddamn [ __ ] Dollar Store laser Blaster Aaron I don't want to I don't want to take a little ride on the jump to conclusions Matt yeah but I think this game might suck ass balls you know what is that possible you're not you're not being open-minded enough you're probably right you need to open your mind I will to the true way of Shadow the Hedgehog okay you don't understand people people around the world statues crumble oh God damn it God damn it so listen I understand fully that I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed do it I'm sorry I don't I hold on I'm I'm I I I know that you're trying to bait me with some Smash Mouth just do it just sing it but I got somebody once told me the world was going to roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the [Laughter] [ __ ] Aaron and I have this thing going where we can't sing more than two lines of that song without becoming so disgusted with ourselves that we start to burp vomit or uh cough on control of much like this game so what's wrong with taking the back stre dude I've never seen a game that like puts you behind like more objects where you can't see the action in my life oh well you know what this is this is this is a revolutionary title really yeah you don't you think you [ __ ] know what is this what were they trying to accomplish it's a gun they were trying to accomplish a billion dollars yeah that's what they were trying to accomplish did they succeed was this game a hit oh no it was so bad yeah it was it's not good do you really think this game was well well received probably not but um I don't know 2005 was a different time you know what that's that's how I feel when I when I play this game I'm like you know what this was a hit this must have been a hit oh well all right well next time game GS I'm going to go ahead and go up this hold on I'm going to go ahead and go up this uh hold on I'm going to go ahead and go up this thing real quick why did they even put that ramp there I'm not even trying to be funny here this is just that's just what's happening I'm like oh it's here do it there we go y next time next time again the black arm shall cleanse the whole planet of parasites as we have done with the the [ __ ] oh there he is there's my friend there he is do it Sonic hold on I need to what what do you want like what do you want tell me tell me just leave me alone he's just like do you can you can you buy me beer can you I don't have ID I don't have ID on me yeah I didn't bring I'm totally of age I just I just didn't bring it you know just didn't bring it they they only had tick boxes for male and female they didn't have gross squid monster as an option what at the DMV what oh oh this is like this is like platforms that I can go to and fro oh really yeah so I can just I can just teleport to different parts of the city great was is this this is where I wanted to go right I was just here I don't know I I think cuz there's enemies and I it it seems like I haven't been here and I I don't know I think you just have to take out the dudes you have to like take out all the dudes well cuz didn't it didn't it say in here if you hit pause like yeah your mission is to annihilate the gun forces uh find the Chaos Emerald wait destroy solders wait can you choose your own adventure with this game do I have to like decide on what I have to do I think I think you have to decide whether Shadow's going to be a good guy or a bad guy what let's show the black creatures that we mean business all right let's do that one let's drive off the black creatures okay great not bad thanks Sonic which which ones count as the black is that helicop is that traumah Hawk no no is that I I think I think the dudes are good oh yeah that's what was happening like the the the army guys are fighting the the black creatures so you have to decide which side you're on are you [ __ ] are you on Sonic's side or the dumai side that's why dumai was following around cuz you were being bad oh you were being a bad dude oh man you were a bad enough dude to rescue the president this game is so [ __ ] deep dude yeah I know a Chaos Emerald wait ow uh ooh there's a thing in there what do you mean hold on I can't get the camera to do what the [ __ ] I want it to okay I can't get in there but there's a there there but I can I oh look at this check this out watch this hold on wait hold on wait it didn't work hold on you mean where the wall disappeared re yeah I was going to I was going to I was going to that's just some sweet mapping bro oh well I guess I guess I I'm going to make everyone puke so it's yeah did it yeah what made everyone puke no I got to the Chaos Emerald which is not what I wanted to it's not what I chose once I find all of the emeralds then I'll find the truth thank you I'm glad that you told me that Mr Hedgehog yeah Excuse me while I blow out my knee striking this dance pose do you think Sonic and Shadow are related I do because they're both called the Hedgehog you think that's their surname the Hedgehog like like like like Vander slute like the dur is the the yeah exactly yeah the Hedgehog it could oh and they're all German theid wait shh if you make me miss this [ __ ] plot cities the world every city is reporting significant damage and casualties among them westopolis has received the heaviest casualties due to its weakened defense system they've also hit de Mo Santa Fe nework New Jersey and wala wala bang bang Illinois camou Michigan wala wala bang bang and but [ __ ] Pennsylvania it's for the last time it's pronounced boot that's where they make that jelly I like en whoa he's got two different colored eyes maybe that's a metaphor for Shadow's ambivalence towards both good and evil that's probably right [ __ ] I missed the plot anyway I I specifically tried not to here you I know the general got mad and he wants to take out Shadow that's probably all we need to know you're making the haha dude yeah making the [ __ ] you got to stop making the haha dude this is a serious game oh [ __ ] oh look is he like oh that's just how he walks oh [ __ ] he walks like a person with a leg problem because his feet are so big there's no way to animate his feet to make it look like he's a normal person dude you forsook the black I hate him professor Gerald has done more to your memory than what strange that you don't remember your maker God [Laughter] no that's that's weird will be how do you spell uh that's like the uh from like when your friend says that he likes the doors and you don't like the doors very much H the doors love the doors for the for the record but I'm with you who doesn't like the doors Shadow's douchy friend wait what is Shadow partly red or is he totally black and that's just like he's he's black and then he has red little dingles highlights yeah yeah oh you thought that was like light or something yeah he totally has red stripes on him okay why do you keep hopping around Shadow I don't know whoa there's definitely something going on out there sweet [ __ ] lip syncing maybe the fact that you got transported to a world like miles away from [ __ ] where you were yeah maybe something is going on Shadow there's something weird here whoa yeah yeah that's right I'm having fun I'm holding up I am so barfy right now this is like SSX but dummer hey Knuckles that sweet wide angle lens bro what's up conck hey let's make a skate video Yeah here we go sweet Ollie bro oh my god dude [ __ ] this I can't okay there we go uh I got to get a handle on like how to play this game yeah did you just do exactly what I did what do you mean oh yeah [ __ ] doing Simon Says with me man whoa all right I got to choose what my thing is yes uh activate the jewels touch the glimmering jewels and reawaken our Temple oh God no I'm going to be a good guy I choose to be good just kidding [ __ ] you [ __ ] off knuckles I died anyway hey what's up dumai where you at where you at son where you at whoa oh he left all right I guess he won't follow you around yeah whatever I don't remember this place has it been 3 seconds already have I been transported back to the beginning with no memory of what I just did hey Knuckles haven't seen you in a while Knuckles is like um yeah all right I mean you're I've literally been here the entire time as long as you help that's fine hey check this guy out yeah I'm all I'm going to do is kill the soldiers now wait the the evil dudes are still attacking me and the solders stop attacking the good guys wow wait it still has like a bad guy counter I might as well just kill him yeah just kill everybody [ __ ] it you Shadow the goddamn Hedgehog right I'm truly ambivalent you don't take shat no yes I have the laser gun oh bang bang bang bang bang o a grenade launcher outstanding I like how it's a grenade launcher and then the icon is a rocket launcher yeah I like that too hold on where where's somebody I can shoot and kill shoot I am going way too fast dude I feel like I'm going insane all right here we go okay uh bang yay oh you vaporized him yeah I did it that's what happens when you shoot a grenade bang can you take out Knuckles oh you can you can well you could you targeted him didn't you or no yeah well I guess he can nah I can't hurt him nah he's Invincible dude he's too damn good oh is this a stick I can use yes [Applause] yeah yeah yeah yeah look at me I got sword power you can get up there if you just jump as high as you can okay do it okay that's just oh how about that yeah you got a key bro now I can open a big cartoon door with my big ass cartoon golden key who whoa whoa why would they put him there I was going fast I know why would they anything why would why would this game has ever have ever gotten past the concept stages look at my [ __ ] evil sword yep I can slice up these zeldas yes do it yeah great job thanks man oh okay it's bad time yeah it's bad time and oh damn a dead end except for this Vortex guess we have to take our chances with the tornado I have often muttered that to myself whenever I hit a dead end I often think what brutal force of uncontrollable nature can take me to the next destination oh I fell off failure is not an option he says as he falls forever oh never to be heard from again oh my God all right I have to find the jewel all right I'm going to help out I'm going to help out dark eye or whatever his name is that's like a Marvel villain right dark eye dark eye for sure yeah he he just he just kind of sees everything really like Darkly not like Daredevil level of blind but just kind of like oh I can't see around this dark area and everyone else is like I can kind of see don't worry then that's it but when it's like way too bright out and people are like oh no he's like I got this guys don't worry yeah it's cool oh I need the I dude I need the [ __ ] Dark Sword it's like a Marvel Marvel like superhero that his superpower is like a mild handicap well I seem to have developed elephantitis that's my new weapon um Sonic and Knuckles are like have you seen Shadow lately and he's like yeah don't don't talk about his new hand yeah kind of weird yeah and shadow shadow walks in and Knuckles is like oh my [ __ ] God what's wrong with your hands Jes I'm sorry I didn't mean that Jesus though oh all right next time on good game grumps oh [ __ ] Are we already next time yeah it feel it time flies when you're [ __ ] totally confused and nauseous but I'm having so much fun I'm I think I'm having fun I don't know I don't know what I'm feeling right now I might be feeling an ambivalence towards Good and Evil all right I'll see you I'll see you next week day next day next week day tomorrow yeah I'm just GNA use this rabbit dildo [ __ ] Knuckles is like what the [ __ ] is wrong with your head is that a rabbit dildo welcome to the back uh welcome to the back street yeah what's wrong with digging the back street uh what the hell man I couldn't even see that yeah so oh just to clarify this in case anyone was raging with this debate we were singing hey man you're an All-Star by [ __ ] Smashmouth and Aaron thought the uh line was what was it what's wrong with Nick in the back street no really yeah I thought it was like Nick like Nick Carter from the back street boys okay and I thought it was like what's wrong with digging the back streets like what's wrong with liking the back street boys it's actually what's what's wrong with taking the back streets it has nothing to do with the Backstreet Boys yeah literally zero which is a shame because I really was praying for that Smashmouth back stre boys crossover I wasn't I was probably going to kill myself next year if I didn't get that my uh my friend Jen went to uh see the Backstreet Boys and in sync concert no wait back boys and New Kids on the Block I think that's who it was wa and it was just like 30 and 40-year-old women going AP [ __ ] boners she saw Donnie like live Donnie thre uh like some of his non-talent at her from the stage oh yeah he was in the six sense oh that's right he did he was talented never mind oh I'm going to touch the jewel I'm going to release the power within waa human these humans can't stop me my friend dumai and I are going to go to uh [ __ ] uh uh uh what's what's like a what's like a washed out metal band oh uh [ __ ] well [ __ ] see everyone people who love metal are so into their metal bands forever that no matter what I say the fans of that band are going to be like you're [ __ ] dead the next time I see you like a 100 metal bands went through my mind and none is a good idea oh okay well then me and dumai are going to go to the N Sync concert there you go The Reunion N Sync concert oh God Joey's my favorite dumai is like stay back stay back all right I have a grenade launcher and I know how to oh my God all right he oh he went Call of Duty right on you uh I didn't hurt him whoa chill the [ __ ] out dude damn dude it's cuz you got doai with you he won't shoot you if like you oh [ __ ] is always going to be with me though all right in my heart and in my butt isn't it kind of weird that his name is is dumai and it kind of sounds like dumai oh yeah I didn't put that together see that's some that's some art [ __ ] right there wait go turn around to see doai I can't turn around oh okay you can't I can oh he's gone oh oh all right it's Knuckles you must have changed yourd my mission yeah you must to change your mission touch them or something you change your mission I think so so I'm just like I'm just like putting my there's too many cooks in the kitchen or I'm putting my my hand in too many pots yeah what's is that what it's called yeah what why do you keep picking up one ring and then losing 50 when you get hit because I think you only lose like a couple rings every time you get hit okay this isn't old Sonic rules I was going to say this a new Sonic rules there's a there's a mild chance that this game makes less than 100% sense you know what I think you might you might be right about that yeah you know I I couldn't see it clearly enough W but now that you've pointed it out it feels like I'm yeah hey what's up hey can I hang out with you it's been a while huh yeah whoa am I oh I'm like good so I'm I'm good oh so I'm glowing good right now I'm not glowing bad okay here we go oh good power [ __ ] I don't know what the [ __ ] just happened neither do I but let's continue that you just described every 5 Seconds of my life since we started playing this all right back to the tornadoes yeah well that was a dead end better take our chances I'd love to read like a walkthrough of this game and just somebody trying to like make sense of what's Happening they're like all right go down the alley then you'll reach a tornado yeah then you're going to want to go to your dad's gun drawer take it out put it in your mouth that's what's happening in this game can I am I killing them now or why isn't he dying why isn't he taking damage did I shoot him not right did do I I have to shoot him in the face I guess I have to shoot him in the face what what is this what is this red thing why am I here why do I have a Target on me hello again dumai he's just do like that guy oh forgive me if this gets too real do like the guy at like a convention who like you meet and he just hangs out with you way too long and you're like cool got to go got to go back to the hotel room or got to go eat lunch and he's like great I'll join you where's your hotel room yeah I'd like to go there with you what's the room number what's the room number I'll meet you there yeah I'll I'll bring things such as my doomi that I used to see yeah how do I get up there that's wait there's a Chaos Emerald like right in front of you I know but how do I get up there to the the the oh is that what you want the Higley piggley maybe you get the Chaos Emerald first no if I get the Chaos Emerald the level ends go well that settles that I don't care I only had four I would have only had four diamonds anyway who even knows if we're [ __ ] making progress I take orders from no one I do as I decide I don't even have to have my mouth mve while I talk I take orders from no one except my voice director I ranked an e for excellent I ranked an E for [Laughter] amazing I ranked an e for everything I could have ever wanted and more meanwhile at the Obamas Mr President Mr President you're white ah interesting as I stand here before you today Mr President your giant hands and feet medicine have come in the mail thank you I don't want the American people seeing me like this oh my luminescent tubs are looking mighty fine today can I get a jacket with bigger shoulder pads please that the United Federation Will Never Surrender to terrorists oh is that what this game is about yes Mr PR [Laughter] terrorists if only it were like old times ah Prom 1992 the theme was a night of non-consensual sex under the stars with hedgehogs good thing we didn't listen oh oh my God that was amazing the only thing that was missing was him like gently running index finger across Sonic's face I remember those days like they were yesterday oh God too bad they were two days ago and not yesterday cuz I definitely remember them like they were yesterday oh my God that's right oh now I'm in the now I'm in the sewers was in case you guys were unclear about that but from where and why and who am I talking to I miss Mr President and I guess I'm skateboarding Tony ha oh God 50 points this game is so reminiscent of like many other better games like for example uh like it it it feels like Dark Souls yeah parts parts of it feel like Time Crisis parts of it feel like Tony Hawk parts of it feel like Sonic none of it feels like a good game Hey Now You're an Allstar get your game on get paid all that glit is go dude it's [ __ ] charie the be holy [ __ ] dude yeah okay find five top secret discs but like what's a top secret disc a disc that's just lying around in the open that's top secret I got it the first top secret disc I better not read it because it's top secret oh we have to find the top secret discs under Mac maximum security here's one I can totally read it because I'm best friends with the president this yellow water is poison don't touch it this yellow snow is also terrible don't eat it don't eat it this one's actually a lemon flavored snow cone don't get them confused this is a straight up turd this is a poopy okay oh not good you almost assassins created your way out of that black out oh oh yeah of course I'll continue hell yeah why did I not have this option before you don't think we're [ __ ] in it to win it let's go sorry hi doai just kind of gets out of the way pardon me yeah all right I guess you're going okay don't tell me don't tell me where you're going cuz I'll follow you destroy can't control myself oh my God all right anyway got to find the top secret discs but holy [ __ ] it's [Laughter] Charming to Top Secret discs why I youve never done such a thing before in my life wait got it it's kind of like a floppy not floppy I know it's like it's like a floppy but with like a CD inside it's like a well that's what a floppy is but yeah I guess you're right but I mean it's floppy inside it's like what they imagin discs would look like in 2007 before they realized no one would use discs it's just a straight up UMD a PlayStation Portable UMD Universal media disc they created their own proprietary software I'm riding a thing now you were going to say uptight monkey dick um actually it's Ultra Mega D dork dork underwear magnet donuts oh [ __ ] y utility management Destroyer I'm uh Dan yeah I'm riding a thing right now upside down magician Duty sorry that was the last one I think I'm done now uh utility stop we've gone too far utility momentary dildo oh you know what yeah you brought you brought it home thanks man rocked it oh no I lost my disc no [ __ ] next time on game GS wait what why is there a note like a musical note after Zoo like it looks like a zoo check it out a giant work because he's Charmy oh does he sing Everything yeah he's Charmy aren't you listening to him talk in a normal voice yeah like there's no singing in Shadow you're so cool you're so cool that was not that was not musical Char at all you're leading me to believe something that isn't true I'm just GNA go ahead and and end the episode excellent excellent I'm having fun I know you are trying to it's not it's not happening it's okay this episode ended there we go that's what I was hoping for finally okay the Quest for four more top secret I just vomited in your mouth no I from the yes but also out of my mouth yeah it had to go through my mouth so yes that's the only possible way I could have vomited dude it feels it feels like guess I can't kill the giant worm yeah it feels like a lot of this [ __ ] is just impossible to avoid yeah I feel like that too this this feels like an old arcade beat him up yeah like it's just made for you to lose your coins yeah or rings in this case wait wait wait this door you need five keys but I don't have five Keys yeah I have zero keys I know that's less than five by a wide margin what the where the [ __ ] am I supposed to get five keys from this game is is not good no this game is bad but like strangely fascinating to look at I'm just going really slow yeah [ __ ] it I'll grind this rail in my own time you can't tell me how to grind you don't know how you you're my dad dad what my dad you can't tell me how to ollie where I'm going to ask Mom I'm going to ask Mom if it's okay shut up charm me before I harvest you for honey and wax ooh that sounds dude Charming wax would be amazing I would love it you you could [ __ ] W that was close yeah yeah it was real close you can [ __ ] get your hair to stand on end yeah absolutely hold on I don't I don't know what I just did there for a second and then you and then you uh hold on I think I think I might I think I might okay and then okay by the way hold on I think I yeah you just reminded me with the hair quick shout out to Susie and my and my dear friend Mariah for [ __ ] teaching me the wonders of Moroccan oil to put in my hair and keep the juo under control that [ __ ] is looking schave yeah man you're looking good thanks man I walked into a room with Barry and I was like Barry and he was like oh my God like you're you're handsome for the first time in your life he didn't say that but I could see it in his eyes oh my god did it start me from the [ __ ] all the way way back oh how can that be possible it started me from the all the way back no why what did we not do that's where it started me I just haven't stepped on these things no no that's okay look how fast I'm going hold on oh God I need the UMD I need the floaty disc get off the floaty disc that's my floaty disc un D is urine mck deflector urine manufacturing District that's what it is maybe that's uranium Maybe that's what that is that would be a u word that would fit this scenario oh uranium nailed it I think it should just go with ultra massive dick Ultra massive dick yeah yeah UMD from now on UMD just stands for uh my dick hey it's a it's a whatever yay I got a sniper rifle I guess what the [ __ ] [ __ ] all right why would the fastest [ __ ] creature in the universe need a sniper rifle hey Sonic the Hedgehog is the fastest thing alive oh excuse me I will have you know has it ever been determined who is the fastest of all the hedgehogs yes it's Sonic the Hedgehog really he's the fastest thing alive he's the fastest thing alive I don't think we can get it up there speak again I'm sorry you just keep these guys out with your close range sniper rifle it's got a long barrel for power you're like inches from them but you like still pull out the scope and like set up the tripod and everything get crouched and everything look through the Looking Glass you see like pores on his face do I want to shoot this hair or this whisker did you get keys at all no no okay this game isn't about the keys dude are you sure how do I get PR sure that door was locked with five locks oh I can double jump on this nice I got the wiggly wig oh now I died oh now I got now I got okay damn use Z the creatures damn it [ __ ] damn ding-dong taking all my rangs taking those rangs [ __ ] all right this is where I died I'm not going to die again I I told myself I'm not going to die again and I'm close to dying whoa your dad is not proud of you all right here we go oh my God I I'm all the way back at UMD land again yeah dude and you're dead no I'm not you're dead no I'm not you're dead come on all right this is the one all right I'm going to take this guy out I got to get his UMD back now this really feels like Time Crisis just playing the same [ __ ] two minutes of game over and over as you die incessantly and blast dollars into it [ __ ] you dve Busters man you must must be bad at Time Crisis I'm a master I'm terrible at it dude I'm a master at Time Crisis are you and I want to go [ __ ] toe-to-toe in Time Crisis no you're just establish that you're clearly better than me all right let's [ __ ] do it all right you're you're on I have it and two gun cons let's [ __ ] do it oh [ __ ] you're on Time Crisis do you have it in your garage no not the machine I have the home version what there's a home version dude [ __ ] guncon that's a PS4 exclusive does it have the like the foot pedal and everything uh you use the you use the done okay like you push like a side button or something that's cool I'm down with that that's cool I think I'm all right I'll be fine I lost all feeling in my feet as soon as we started playing the fourth episode of this do you need do you need help that's no no it's it's my body trying to protect itself by shutting down and lurching into a coma well then wait I think I might be joining you h no I'm getting smarter we're good yeah we're good we're good oh [ __ ] dude my little [ __ ] whirly disc is like the [ __ ] king of town you know what those [ __ ] guys sound like or the doomi Dr claw yeah yeah he does actually but he also sounds like the voice at the beginning of are you excitable by De leopard are you excitable are you excitable I am excitable thanks for noticing it's like Frank Welker what the [ __ ] oh come on are you [ __ ] serious with that I'm just going to sing de leopard to you until you this game when you make love do you look in the mirror who do you think of does he look like [Laughter] me who do you think of does he look like me oh God I [ __ ] love singing that who do you think of is he black is it President Obama That's the remix you think of Sonic the hedgeh oh damn it when you look in the mirror that's [ __ ] weird that's kind of gross bye okay all right all right this time this time for real I'm doing it I just got to find the checkpoint that I haven't been finding that's what it is that's my problem my problem isn't that I'm just playing this game no the problem is that I cannot find a checkpoint yes get your sword out of here you big goof you big donkey monk you big paluca what is in that cage to the left I don't care okay but it might have something that okay I was going to say that might be something that we need sure okay all right yeah it's something that we need all right well go back and look at it then [ __ ] godamn [ __ ] can't [ __ ] trying to be helpful like a bag of dicks there's enemies in there there's enemies do you think I need an ass whooping no really ow and now you made me explode I hope you're happy good that's the last time I listen to you I'm glad I'm going to need you to help me with my math homework though okay I'm not very good at algea Al algea yeah the [ __ ] the primordial ooze yeah the mixture of high level math and uh Aramaic the language the Bible was originally written in albraa is difficult for some reason albraa remind me of smegma smma yeah not my problem bro I'm Jewish what smma you can't get you can't get that smag if you got snipped do you know what it is it's like blood and semen isn't it ah no it's I don't know how to Des describe it without being super gross just had a panic attack all right if if you're uncircumcised smma is the the G that can accumulate underneath the hood I know bro I know it's nothing you want I don't want it I know I know get it out of my head make me unlearn that I thought it was just blood and semen no I know and that's the regular old blood and semen of our days I just thought it was a normal thing everyday thing and that's what that's why like when people are like aren't you pissed your parents circumcised you like it kills nerve endings and makes sex less pleasurable and then I'm like yeah it kind of sucks but like smag SM just got to think about the smag Bro God smma bro never got to deal with that good you know what I'm glad I'm glad to hear it yeah woo wa wao all right cuz little do you know are you in a toxic waste Factory yes okay I'm sorry that you just realized I'm just checking I just I I can't say I haven't been paying attention there's just so much so much happening we're also in a floaty windmill Factory that you ride on in in on top of toxic goo dude this game this game should be fun right like doesn't it next time on get doesn't it doesn't it feel like it should be fun yeah man cuz you're like you're choosing right like whether to be lots of things in a hero or to become flying around and you're going down thing you got CH me the be with you that should tell you everything something's something's not fun did he just walk through that yeah he did Welcome Back hey girls and yeah hey girls check out watch this shut up oh all oh my God who you've got your [ __ ] gaming glasses on yeah I've got my I've got my G glasses do those actually work my gun Nars yeah they work Aaron has these slightly curved slightly yellow tinted glasses yeah my Gunner glasses you know at first I was all like oh it's a hype but then my eyes started hurting this sounds like a [ __ ] commercial yeah my no but seriously like my I I do all right let me just let me just preface this first of all playing Shadow the Hedgehog here oh yeah sure was that not clear I want want it well it's because we like opened the episode up with like you're wearing your Gunner glasses bro Gunner glasses are topof the line glasses that I I I was having a problem looking at screens cuz I look at screens like [ __ ] 9 hours out of the day I was like looking up on it and it was like yeah like it's you should probably wear safety glasses when you're using the computer cuz it's really harmful to basically look at light all day oh wait important important cut scene oh it's the Hulk those idiots they're destroying everything wait when did Eggman have anything to do with this the egg and his [ __ ] cartoon ass robots as I've been fighting like a real War I know and they're like oh send in the Eggman Fleet I'm now realizing that like that crazy opening was all the [ __ ] CG cutcenes in the game just mashed together it's like nothing new episode of Thundercats yes exactly I bet no one expected this baby could fly hello dark lord I bet no one expected this baby could fly go gag and it still can't Chucks a baby off the side that was my baby impression pretty good thanks man i' been practicing do you think he really needs three eyes no it what is it like what would be the three it's like monoral and stereo and then what's three TRL yeah just just to like take out like an hold in your hand so you can like look around corners just by I like how he does see you later I'm not helping you on this one [ __ ] I like that he did like the Brazilian Jesus pose before like going down like that huge Brazil Ian statue like the peace out as he sank into the ground I think this game has multiple paths oh it definitely does who Okay staring at it from afar have I seen it before uh yeah it's called every day of your life yeah it's the [Laughter] sky these feet look familiar where have I seen them before is this what what is what is this [ __ ] what is this what is this Lego cartoon gun that I have oh that is weird Okay what is this Lego cartoon rocket launcher I have anything watch out I'm the meots oh God this game went from like really dark to like yeah but also really dark at the same time because because there's still a doom ey there's still a doomi and like weird creatures all right this time I'm not going to do the the emerald Emerald I'm going to actually do one of the side ones to see what happens so that means I got to explore and look around and [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah which means that we got to play this game for much much longer no than we anticipated no okay use the x button get in and out of that turret okay whoa whoa whoa well today's your day see you on the flip side nothing can hurt he hey what's up this grows monster I've seen it before whoa oh my God In My Dreams am I am I doing it right or this Fireball coming at me I've ah ouchies one ship down their weak point seems to be bullets all right I'm going to I'm they're weak against things flying at them at high velocities what are they called I think I've seen them before is it like if he really has Amnesia how does he know how to use all these like complicated guns I don't know Instinct it's in his nature yeah how does he know how to run bro he's a [ __ ] Hedgehog of course he knows massive Firearms tactics whoa that's that's the whole message behind this game it's weird because he's using guns because he doesn't remember what is a hedgehog that runs in Happy Worlds oh so it's like this jua position the gas taints a person's soul it taints a person's Tain yeah it's it's never mind what no say it go ahead I was just going to say it Souls a person's taint like it gives their taint a soul and and an eternal like never mind did I oh I broke it I swear to God if my taint ever becomes sentient I'm going going to be very concerned livid I'm going Liv yeah pissed even don't just stand there grab hold I know I've done it like 40 times already and it's the only thing directly in front of me that seems like death waiting to happen oh dude yeah how do you like that that was excellent get on board the gun vehicle again see another example of like this should be fun right shouldn't this be enjoyable hey this kind of fun are you enjoying yourself I kind of like it right awesome actually it's really slow and janky okay what the [ __ ] is what the hell is wrong with it but still it won't walk anymore whoa [Applause] yeah look at me run look at me run I'm looking like a little dang dang old runner oh damn oh damn hey what's up do you want to do you want to hang out or what's going on do it do you want all right I guess I'll I guess I'll see you later there's so many [ __ ] people in this game who just hang around you well because it's to show you like who is the good ones yeah and but they're all just like secretly after okay okay okay I failed you father they're all just secretly after like some [ __ ] you have on you like dumai is like you going to finish that donut I heard you had some uh Xylitol gum in your pocket eggman's like w looks like a pretty tasty donut everybody's after the donut you have the single donut and you're you're like no it's just a golden ring they're like I don't know looks pretty tasty Crispy Cream hot [Music] now M the gas taints a person's soul with evil just like your gas Aaron hey my gas isn't that bad it's everyone loves their own brand my father never let me have Crispy Cream I've always wondered what it tastes like he just stares at you for like 3 minutes oh no I got blacked out you blacked out I'm sorry I got blocked out truth there was like a little line over the a i i h you bro yeah all right all right it started me from the beginning I haven't seen the blue sky before blah blah blah blah blah blah I don't give [ __ ] yeah whoo whoo whoo hey hey watch yourself take out that gun who whoa whoo watch out watch out watch out watch out out out out [ __ ] did it broke his spirits foolish scientist still seeks to resist us use our cannons oh so blowing blowing eggman's ships out of the Skies helps the uh the resistance the good guys no the super bad guys what really yeah that's what I oh yeah it does wait destroy all the temple Jewels so there's not even bad guy I mean there's not even Good Guys in here you're just choosing which bad guy you want to help but one of them's good and one of them is bad really yeah is Eggman good Eggman is good yeah cuz these are the ultra bad guys right right like it's like oh no Eggman is just like goofy bad yeah there's like a greater evil here so the enemy of my enemy is my friend oh very true right very G how Game of Thrones of you really of course do you think so do you think that she'll like me I've been trying really hard and I I didn't want to seem like I was being desperate to get Game of Thrones to like you yeah I mean yeah she'll she'll like you she's a she's she's a nice lad you want to hear my you want to hear my Jon Snow impression the [ __ ] are youing yeah please here here's my John Stow oppression yeah oh of course I know how to use it [Laughter] stop moving stop it stop stop it I should I should take this opportunity to say that Jon Snow is my favorite character I don't care yeah so I don't want to seem like I'm making too much fun of him he's my favorite character to imitate but he does say stuff like this he does say it he's got a weird accent my father Ed St my father wait no spoilers your I'm in tarer man all right we're done we're done with Game of Thrones cuz we'll inevitably spoil something for somebody no spoilers that his dad is Eder Stark No that I mean that's fine that's fine that's like set up up front like the first minutes yeah that's chapter one but like I'm just saying like if uh if we go any further we'll blow it for someone oh sorry do you mean beep yeah no I just said you're supposed to these people be surprised when Godzilla shows up o it's Godzilla what's this giant lizard doing here of course I know how to fight it in the Game of Thrones never mind you Winer you get crushed by a giant lizard you get crushed crushed crushed I'm joh snow snow everywhere we love you kid Harrington is that his name that's that's the actor who plays John Snap I don't care he you you know that's a nice name it's a beautiful name kit Harrington yeah that's a name that would get you a lot of puss dude that's a rooll that'll get you a lot of place also he's got a face that'll get he's just he's good to go he's a beautiful man that that actor is in good shape in life and in physicality good for him he works out use this to fly to the other side where's the Eggman ship so I want to destroy all of them there's only there's one so far I mean whatever dude who don't whatever shadow that what the [ __ ] that was the fastest dispatching parachute I've ever seen like rocket go parachute and now you're on the ground yeah who lces into the sky gently floating I'm going very fast why am I going so fast and now we're in the [ __ ] like lost Arc scene from [ __ ] Indiana Jones now we're in like heretic this is crazy what is happening I'm in World of Warcraft right now oh dude it's it's time for next time on game gums I didn't even notice don't let a crumbly old wall like that stand in your [ __ ] way I'm going to Rings Rings son of a [ __ ] you said you wanted Go destroy all the temple Jewels you scandalous son of a [ __ ] yo this is Shadow the Hedgehog a game about making donuts possibly you get it cuz I man [ __ ] you you know I thought you were my friend and you would laugh at all my jokes I didn't even know it was a joke that's how you know the joke was good oh sorry I just thought you were being mean yeah that didn't register in my jomer oh there's there's an egg ship take it out bro I'm pretty sure you're not going to miss them they're [ __ ] enormous that's true eggman's like don't do it I swear to God I will totally zap you with the tiny zappy gun on this thing that pillar is extremely weak be careful it's going to smart so is my egg ship oh oh [ __ ] here we go your egg ship is dead Eggman damn wait you're getting badly hurt aren't you no I don't know what life meter is yours there is no life meter I use Springs remember we established that up top oh okay okay and I'm getting more ammo Shadow I won't forget this and then he's like just floating behind you like so are we allies now so are we cool I won't forget this you want to get tea later yeah I [ __ ] this uh extra chamomile ain't going to drink itself there's honey in [Laughter] it that's what my mom always made me she put honey in it she's dead now oh dude why' you have to go so dark well because eggman's Mom is dead is she yeah dude really no oh I'm just making that up Eggman needs to be a sad character that's how you need to make him compassionate would he like would he not know because he was hatched from an egg and his mom was just not around his mom just didn't matter there was like 20,000 Eggman that came out of her butt oh Ladies God bless you for dealing with the miracle of childbirth with butt babies that's how it works right the baby oh chickens have chickens have one hole yeah that's true they have a poophole and they have and the poophole is also the egg hole it's gross they just have to [ __ ] Force out of butt baby God this game dude everything in this game is the fastest thing alive it hold on berserk mode oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I am one to making [ __ ] berserk you can do this the whole time well I it right now oh [ __ ] he's charging up again there we go that's it damn anyway hey there's a key great job thanks man oh another turret you're going down Eggman your ship is no match for this gun that I found he's like my ship again I won't forget this one I was trying not to forget something earlier it's St my mind but anyway why do I keep planting my ships next to these giant [ __ ] turrets the ship explodes he's like ooh you're in trouble you're in trouble when I remember the first thing that I wasn't going to forget oh God that was the worst thing when like you were a kid and like other kids would be like ooh you're in TR trouble and like oh I'm going backwards I remember I cursed once in front of the nurse and she sent me out she was like get out well yay I just killed myself I'm sorry she get out of here and I was like but I have a fever of like 103 she's like get out and uh are you serious oh yeah yeah it wasn't even real curse I just said something sucked and then like that's not a real curse I know and then the girl was like ooh you curs in front of the nurse I I and I cried too cuz it was so heartbreaking to me man back in 1978 yeah oh disco fever was about wait you got no rings be careful whoa whoa wo yeah oh my God that was I'm glad you warned me dude I would have I would have died I would have died a face worse than death oh I'm dead all right here we go rocket launcher time did I say a face worth than death you dead a face worth than death yeah are you talking about me bro I no I thought we were friends that's an amazing [ __ ] title for a movie though like a poorly translated Japanese kung fu movie like dying a fate worse than death a fa worse than death D can you die please can you die I want to kill you yeah do that favor for me all right that exploded do that solid do me that that's solid I feel like I'm making progress in this game I mean maybe how the [ __ ] should I know you got to kill all the guys to open the doors I can't follow anything that's happening right now I can't follow the leader I was always really bad at it as a kid I always wanted to be the leader and someone would be like no I'm the leader and then well oh no get that ring okay you're good I saw a movie I saw a porn movie called swallow the leader what happened you'll never believe How It Ends there's a twist ending I actually almost said that once like I was watching porn and Barry was like dude we got to go and I was like I like the words that wanted to form were like dude I got to see how this ends then I was like no wait you were just like watching porn out in the open no I was in my room oh and he didn't know you were watching por bar just knocked on the door and he was like dude we're late I and I was like oh fine but it was it was porn out of like something led me to porn it wasn't like porn that I was jacking off to it was like just something I was watching to like it must have been like celebrity related or something oh it was like scar joo's butt Scaro like yeah scarjo Scarlet Johansson people call her scarjo yeah that's her [ __ ] name you serious scario it sounds like a [ __ ] Disney villain me I'm scario no or like a [ __ ] don't take me gold that's really funny that people call her that yeah scarjo you never [ __ ] heard that never what the hell is wrong with you I'm I don't watch Scarlet Johansson's in every [ __ ] movie ever I know Scarlett Johansson aren't you excited for that movie Lucy no scientists say that people only use 10% of their brain what scientists what scientists say that Morgan Morgan Freeman really you're the one saying that yeah you who had a show about science 10% of their brain that's F I'd like to think like after they they were like cut and he was like this is [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah where's my goddamn check just spell my name right on the check that's m o Batman [ __ ] Batman bring the car around m o j g not J G it's Morman frean [ __ ] frean that's like a [ __ ] super villain in a in a religious comedy Mormon frean Mormon frean it's you we meet again on the on the dusty shores of Mormon town yeah I see you've brought your entire Church of Latter Day Saints Latter Day Zs they must be able to get up to high places pretty wellu come on I was like don't make a ladder J but it I it is late and I am tired and I did laugh oh so good so here we go yeah there you go here we are okay this is this game hey dude go what hey what man I haven't seen this robot guy in in in a while I'm going to hold on I'm going to go ahead and give him a ring oh come on oh yeah you like that you [ __ ] like that dude by the way [ __ ] um what the hell is go oh oh all right I guess we're just going to and here I am yay watch out for the egg ship the egg ship throwing flaming eggs at me throwing flaming eggs at here throwing me throwing in those AEG shot my egg soldiers from my cannons there goes the egg ship you can't break an egg ship without making a few omelets that's not how that s goes I apologize spread the Yol lava my face I did that got that got intense I like to imagine that those eggs when they like FL fall on me are you going the wrong way yeah I am but there might be keys or something oh there's not there might be keys I want Keys oh by the way I give you keys I give you a long delicious keys where are my keys I wrap my arms around you and give you give you all the keys you want in order to drive truck I need keys just the one that's all I need to drive truck just one turys justy quickies SM Keys those Jewels must be their power source are they talking about their their cajones yeah these Jewels are our power source see how rock hard I am kabang damn I know this is particle effect City bro proud of you thanks man you know what these These Times are hard yes whoa that's all I was saying okay times are hard this is the Great Depression because I'm very depressed about this game greatly come on a three keys did you use them all no oh no no okay there's five Keys before those things in each level oh and then when you get to them you're able to have five Keys B snacks you can fly on that bird like creature to get past here oh cool oh sweet oh oh dude this should be totally fun it's how to trade your Dr how to train your drill what what am I what what is happening I'm not going anywhere yeah next next time on sorry oh I can steer him oh all right paner draon oh a far superior game we should play paner dracoon all right yay all right well oh oh be careful careful we might be going down I'm not going down look at how much life my bird has my drag bird oh got it I got so much health anyway see you next time folks okay yeah bye for now oh ow [ __ ] ow sorry sorry you held on really well I don't know how to fly this thing okay we're playing Along Came ply the game what Along Came poly uhoh Ben Stiller ate too much spicy food he's going to have diarrhea hery poops that movie is good I've never seen it but it's not good you know what I love it you know it's a weird movie like the bit characters in it like um Philip Seymour Hoffman and Hank is area are [ __ ] awesome but anything that has to do with like the main movie is like I don't I don't know super weird that way oh you get rings if you fly into those things you get [ __ ] straight up rings oh rangs dude all right I'm dude I'm going to accomplish everything in this level do it I'm going to [ __ ] I'm going to take down the egg ships yep I'm going to get all of the rabies wait wait wait wait I should make a decision all of the rabies hold on I should make a decision wait you don't want to get them bored you want to destroy it yes that's what you want to do I've got to get on board that ship I'm destroying I've got to get on that ship before I destroy it [ __ ] here I a man I didn't make it now never get a ticket well done Shadow yay I gave into the darkness or something great J so now does that mean I go down doctor I have no further use for you damn oh damn dark Mission completed dude we're like evil man that's what the E is for evil evil this stands for extra evil so deliciously evil evil look at my look at my symbol dude I should get that tattooed on my arm and then go around and be like hey you know what this tattoo means would you [ __ ] show some respect for the [Laughter] president look at the size of my hands sir please Mr President you know they say first lieutenant if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer sir really not [Laughter] over ha ha anyway the world is under attack you must keep your nation strong and together keep the nation United no matter what Happ keep it untied sorry I'm dyslexic creatures that's one letter move around one letter oh my God he's got it in the little [ __ ] like the days Days Gone By and still I think of you days when I couldn't live my life without you just like that Mitsubishi commercial black creatures will feel their own bloody hell oh it's even got like a little Sega logo wait are they is he evil no he's trying to kill the black creatures oh I thought he was trying to kill Sonic the Hedgehog no Shadow the Hedgehog get some feet dude what is wrong with you get some feet understand their situation Dam do you think it's just one big eye like the 2DS it's just one big screen he just got like three pupil on one big eye I bet you're oh these are all the paths you can take to get to the end that's why I was saying it has multiple paths you're so right I just thought like you had to do all those things and I I clearly haven't been taming into Tails hey it's Tails why do they call him that I don't know that's weird that they would call him that for no reason well anyway wait so you're going to you're just going to do the evil thing yeah uh now I can do three different things destroy that human Leader's Escape all right I'm doing it destroying the president's Escape pod that guy is a [ __ ] dick straight evil dude really yeah I want to make it I want to make it all the way evil I think I I can still do that I think I have time oh look at Tails right there he just has no idea that he's ating like a psychopathic [ __ ] try to get up here ow ow ow ow ow try to get up here kill the president are you trying to kill the president I hope not uh no well that's good I trust your word Shadow over here he's like [ __ ] he's like whittling like a a dude's skull he's like [ __ ] he's in the process of taking a red marker and drawing a giant red circle with a [ __ ] line through it around the president's face what the [ __ ] is this thing you're not going to use your penis gun on the president are you uh [Laughter] no of course not what makes you think I would a triangle J what makes you think I would do that yeah sorry it's really hard for me to lie I'm not good at it yeah sorry I hate lying especially to you Tails but I have to yeah because you can't know that I'm going to kill the president okay I trust you go Shadow wait where's this Escape pod oh I got to find it where is it where is it did I run past it I need to go I'm going very fast right now there it is oh go go go go go is there a turret how do I kill it you got to use Air Force Gun R Hound path to slow it down oh oh oh oh oh oh uh that that that that go that way oh I [ __ ] it up [ __ ] um okay I guess I have to go ahead and change it down the the thing again there's a different wait is it is it behind me still where is it I don't know where did it go God killing the president is hard did I fail I think I failed no I think I screwed it all up luckily I still have my penis gun in this turret thank God all right I guess I guess it'll be good then but I wanted to go all evil but I wanted to kill the president that's how I feel inside all right don't judge me for it no I to judgment what like what facility is this I don't know why did they build this am I shooting goo yes yes you are I'm glad you and I decided to play this game me too you and your crazy goo weapons cheers for goo it's the best it's the only way I know to shoot my goo how come all I can think of is that oozinator commercial oh with like the kid he's like of course he of course that would be his reaction anyone's reaction can I oh well I got okay he just got jazzed on bro yuck sorry I was just just sipping on my tea thinking about other stuff oh you'd think like maybe I don't know okay I won't attack your soldiers starting now You' think like like starting now are they going to attack me cuz I'm doing the bad Mission so everybody attacks you well when you [ __ ] shoot when you just murdered like four of his friends right in front of him well he wasn't right in front of him he just appeared yeah you're right what a dick he was in like some etheral realm like hanging out with Frank and Larry yeah and then can I can I nope damn that Cliff was a cliff oh God this is like like that part in Star Wars where Luke falls out and like gets caught on the antenna under out of cloud city you know what I'm talking about I'm going to I'm going to get that President oh there we go yay I'm building up speed by jumping I guess follow that Escape part I'm doing tricks man oh God that's horrible man why would you all right your guy's dead you know what I do what I want how do I stop the [ __ ] president's pod yeah okay and I'm confused all right then oh you got to yeah come on go go go go go go go go go go go go no got to hold yourself in place bro yeah there we go there it is go yay yay all right am I going the right way who knows I'm confused I just want to take out the president I bet you could have a game oh no ow oh damn that's harsh okay I've been counting you lose about 10 rings every time you get hit rally yeah that seems to be rally could you maybe like I don't know this is the only time where I'm like can I get a hint yeah and you will reach the pole how do I how do how do I that's not the way not here not like this damn it how did he want to go how did sh yeah I wanted to die in a green Sky damn not here what if he was just like damn [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't know how to jump Dash balls I don't know how to damn not here Jesus titty [ __ ] Christ not like this bll there it is ball sack mcke yeah ball sacks ass hair [ __ ] tards not here oh I blacked out yeah I guess I'll have to continue oh I guess we'll have to continue next time on next time on game RS yeah but I have to break the president's pod I have to do it before my friends see me and are I'm get embarrassed no not here not this President some really good ideas about fiscal responsibility you know what I think it's foreign policies right on the money yeah they over here too not here not wel to [ __ ] welcome back to [ __ ] you welcome back to [ __ ] my life wow yeah here we are oh welcome back to the end of my career as we know it welcome back to my personal hell welcome back to video games are not fun anymore welcome back to when were they ever fun what is that huge green dick it's a gun dude you don't remember the huge green dick gun oh I do yes now I do th this is a yeah it was so convenient for you to it's been a little while since we played this and I completely forgot how insane it is no it hasn't until right now I'm just as crazy yeah would you guys stop shooting at me for a second oh good lord Jes come on I'm just a hedgehog get a ring get a ring I'm getting a ring I'm getting a ring oh God oh God oh God oh God and you B well aren't you exposed in danger whatever whatever I'm just following the Rings man I really Ambush them I really took the life out of their bones oh God whoa whoa watch out watch outang I don't have any rings you need rings I don't have any rings oh this yeah this is good you just have execute a triangle jump between laser walls it's fine no rings necessary no problem not a problem Oh yay Rings sweet delicious ring get the other rings too all right I'll kill this guy those are the opposite of dunion rings those are uh unprepared un Rings there there you go unprepared right straight out of the freezer Jun Rings m a dang it can I like Zip along this the circle of things no I got to destroy the president Escape pod I chose to be the evil one so I'm going to be the evil one you did wait didn't we do this did it already go did it already go oh no we missed it the Escape pod last time right oh there he is there yeah yeah do it destroy yeah we failed I had to make him I have to make him turn he's going to go turn it's going to slow him down oh slow him down see what I'm doing it'll slow him down a little bit okay yeah and then you can take him out next time on game gum but just later in the board God damn it dumai back the [ __ ] up well he's trying to help me all right he's trying to tell me the whoa sorry chill out about that I just I got a little Burpy I know I know I know I know how it is I know how it is it happens all right how do I should I should I attack the Pod or um you are asking the wrong gentlemen should I should I try to attack yeah try to shoot it I I can't I can't aim it though oh oh yeah there we go yeah that's definitely what you should have been doing all along am I yeah yeah flip the camera I it's hard it's hard just like my wiener after playing VIP starring Pamela Anderson come on watch that ring she gets me exed you're out of rings homie I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't even need rings I can fall off this Cliff just fine I'm going to stay here okay that was my choice you can't tell me it wasn't you can't tell me I was born with that it was my choice Shadow go oh destroy that craft and kill their leader are you trying to [ __ ] kill the president yes have you not been paying attention I just thought you were trying to shoot like shoot down his ship somehow like killing the president seems way more like [ __ ] up well I am a giant red black Hedgehog you're committing presde presde yeah I'm almost positive I love that that is definitely a thing yeah I think you're way ahead of it way head yeah right I don't think it's even shown up yet I don't know I don't know either did I go too fast said possible I think I might have gone too fast hang in there see if it shows up but what if he what if he's way far along cuz anyway yeah what the [ __ ] H go after him all right oh I don't know about this Dan thanks to that handy inventory menu on the side you know you've killed zero out of one president woo thank God I was under the impression that maybe I murdered too many presidents better keep tabs on that where is he where is that [ __ ] where is that Keeper of the Free World get that ring destroy those insent which insolent fools there's so many different insolent fools I don't know which ones you're talking about yeah it's just a dick it's just a dick in general I got a sword check it slice yeah y yeah slice you don't need to kill him you're fighting for the bad guys yeah but I have I I want a sword you had his exact sword in your hand that's what you killed him yeah but you I have ammo for the sword oh here I go oh there's the Pres what the [ __ ] how'd you get so far ahead take him out this is [ __ ] dude why did what all right there goes my yeah I'm speeding up doing tricks doing tricks doing tricks okay okay give me that gun give me that gun I need to shoot the president don't you understand Barry take that out of context give me that gun give me that gun I need to shoot the Pres waa submit that to the Secret Service bar there you go this seems like the safest place to jump around honestly honestly I'm right there with you I now he's in there president is so hard to kill I know it's sucks all right oh it's this I remember this yeah yeah I got to grab on yep grab on you piece of [ __ ] and then run through it grab on to something got it got it Dr claw watch the machine done did it you did it all right I got to destroy all this stuff cuz there might be guns in there okay there might be Fearless guns they help me on my journey you know what I realized this is episode whatever of this game that we played but like I still have not like fully grasped what the [ __ ] we're watching and like who thought it was a good idea and what game it is and why why why why oh why yeah it's called Shadow the Hedgehog It Was Made By Yuji Naka of Sega Enterprises it was made by Sonic Team specifically and I don't know lame oh that's not good but I might be able to make it if I do tricks Flesh and Blood creature can't touch that rail check it oh can't touch that rail huh look who's a [ __ ] Flesh and Blood creature and touch that rail you [ __ ] stupid D doomi Jesus doesn't know [ __ ] about being a hedgehog no I should teach him what for that's the sniper rifle you need that's the sniper rifle this city deserves here we go that's the president killing sniper rifle this country deserves I'm going to kill the president y I'm going to kill the president oh uh where's where's the president I don't know how can I kill him if I don't know where he is this President is super hard to kill man I I what if I just what if I just do that yeah I just reached the pole well done why are you telling me complicated things when it doesn't have to be that complicated yeah doai is really stressing me out man oh sick yes do it now it's this game this camera angle is [ __ ] awesome why would they do [Laughter] that now I don't have any of the sniper rifles yeah yeah I have to go back and get the sniper rifles it's sweet that they kept that low to the ground okay okay Dan yeah I'm really good at this game no you're doing great I'm proud of you I don't think you believe in me enough I [ __ ] okay I'll believe in you harder all right here we go I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I died okay I'll believe in you harder you have to believe in me harder dude how come I can't go on that thing I'm a flesh and blood I've had a terrible aneurysm I'm sorry cannot touch that rail okay so what does that mean what the [ __ ] does that mean I don't um um what is this can I do that oh my God I did that yay how what does that mean I want to go on the okay I'm going to [ __ ] I'm going to go as fast as I can waa what happened here all right I'm going to throw this I guess all right great I need the machine guns though that's what I need I need it to kill the president do you understand my plight you're just like running up to people and shaking their shoulders like I need to kill a pres don't you understand that's what I [Laughter] need wait hold on okay okay do Dash and then W nice okay okay okay and then I can I can get hit twice a [ __ ] okay one more try this is very hard I'm where are you okay look man I'm trying as hard as I can this game oh I can I can see it all right give me that the Rings give me the Rings okay cool and I got here okay here here comes the okay okay that's what's happening here we go and go go go speed up go yay now I'm not going to be able to make it back okay sweet unless there's rangs in here are there rangs I can I can I can you got a lot of guns oh I got a one man oh that's good that helps out yeah I got a boble you're going to need it when that [ __ ] rail electrifies the [ __ ] out of here got a Bo a Bo all right here we go you got how wait there's a door down there I can just go through that door really oh [ __ ] yay yeah this this this is this camera is not very yes on my side here okay um okay oh it's the car part again s hey nice and confusion confusion boun straight don't not I've learned my lesson on that part y dude I can drift in this shoulders soldiers have left a red path that leads upward and you're dead there's the red path yeah can I go on my car yeah dude it's made of Pure Evil you can drive on evil I I don't know about that Maybe not maybe not all right okay I guess you have to abandon the car which you'll do next time on Game Grumps okay yeah I'm I'm I'm concentrating though I'm trying to figure this out oh okay doesn't yeah all right next time get go and go EV sorry M okay I made it to the next level just kidding I'm on the same level how do I get up here what is this what what is this I don't know how do I get up there I don't know this doesn't make any [ __ ] sense can you not jump like triangle jump I can just I can just all I had to do was go through the door the president's above you the president's going to [ __ ] die I have a sniper rifle that's worth 126 points dude shoot him up turn around and shoot that was that was a call that was a movie starting calling F there you go [ __ ] you president yeah good job [ __ ] good job that's a lot of solid shots on our nation's leader dude can we go to the grocery store cuz I'm craving some impeach impeaches oh a delicious Butcher of impeaches move into the country going to eat a lot of impeaches God man what happened to the Presidents of the United States of America um the band I don't know oh Mech Warrior sweet they just sto making songs yeah oh God oh God oh God I also enjoyed their song dune buggy oh God not here Little Blue Dune Buggy yeah you're in the sand oh I remember that one yeah yeah they're great they were an interesting band their guitarist only had three strings and their basist only had two what really yeah that's why they had such a weird sound weird yeah why did they do that did they do it on purpose yeah just to be like just to have a unique kind of flavor to their music that's interesant dude it is it also made for very similar sounding songs oh my God I'm so [ __ ] nervous dude yeah as you should be yeah eat [ __ ] sorry I got a little aggressive there iton it won't happen again this is a high stakes game of prare oh ow ow ow ow ow no no no no no no no no can you deploy from the mech when you're falling like that I guess so oh dude I blacked out oh no that means I got to start the level over again oh God I think right yeah no I got to start from here oh no I started from the beginning yeah that's cool I can just blow through it I know how to do it yeah of course I can blow through it I know how to do it wait Tails was with me yeah oh that's because I was doing the friendly one I don't want to do the friendly one do the friendly one man what the it's or or do the like the no Mission just find the chaos the end I can do that whenever really yeah I don't have to select it oh if I see the chaos emerald and I choose to go to it I'll just do it you know you know that's how it is do it bro I'm going to do it to it ja but if you do tails' Mission then you won't have to follow that weird Red Trail that we don't know how to do this is going to be easy I guess that's true I guess I'll stick with Tails then y he seems like a good enough guy maybe I'll destroy the presidential pod and stick with Tails fight and for the forces of good because it's easier and more convenient for me hey man that's what that's true ambivalence towards good and evil yeah have I said ambivalence enough in this play through that's what Shadow's all about true ambivalence towards both good and evil I need some more ammo for that gun thank you appreciate it oh the demon guy's with me now but I didn't pick that you need to stop all the black I'm going to slow down the president and I'm going to go this way and I'm going to run just cuz I'm fighting for the force isn't good doesn't mean I haven't given up on my lifelong dream of murdering president decisions decisions why not both I've decided that I want to kill the president why can't I have my cake and also kill the [Laughter] president I'll have my cake and kill the president too here Mr President would you like a slice of death here it is delicious isn't it it's extra frosted with black hatred oh you got to you got to grab on you got to grab on baby grab on grab [ __ ] oh I jumped off accidentally I'm sorry there you go yeah God it really is a big alien penis yeah there's there's no question about that it's blow it's blowing it's blowing me yay 10 Rings good job all right check this [ __ ] out watch this okay yeah okay good good good uh speed up speed up speed up speed up F you got plenty of rings got RS all the Rings in the world RS for days switch good good this is my favorite game of all time I'm going to tell you right now boy even when you fight for good he just loves to hang out well I don't know I chose the evil one I guess oh you did okay yeah I guess I mean I guess [ __ ] the car I don't need the car yeah no no one needs it I need my car a my favorite little guy from Wind Waker somebody drew me as Mar and called it maren oh I adorable how do I get up there I don't know and I refuse to look this up online cuz I don't want it in my Google search history how to beat the Great and Powerful game Shadow the headshot the best game of all time going to have to open up an incognito tab hey president hey president hey president you like it when this happens you like it when this happens should probably die real quick just real quick yeah that's probably how physics works yeah oh sorry you're not cool with killing the president Republic rats wake up sheele open your eyes to the world around you damh and they wonder why I go to Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf instead of the Bucks you're doing some damage all right I got my Mech I don't know why I'm in it it just it hinders make these jumps it hinders me it makes these jumps very difficult yep you did it but there there's more there's more jumps blowing these guys up super fun and easy the president is going to die can I have like a can I have like a I'm going to kill the president techno remix No that's a terrible idea oh no my rings um he's right there he's right there are you are you are you [Music] are this is the one this is the one where it's going to happen can I not oh there we go I'm going I'm going could you could you not thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks you're going to want to collect more rangs whatever I don't need I all I need is one ring to win okay all right [ __ ] the mech [ __ ] the mech yep well said [ __ ] the mech [ __ ] the me kill a president no stop stop stop giving them remix material why would I not it's all about context yo M1 where you at son stop where's my [ __ ] the president remix such a bad thing you're handsome I love you I'm sorry thank you I don't make it kill the president remix unless it specifically is is is prefaced by this exact statement with a sick beat going on as the intro it's the spoken it's the spoken intro the Beat Drops now I get it damn this is going to be the sickest remix ever I'm so excited oh God kill the president stop sweet they really think they have a chance with weapons like this I really don't think Obama should who should be attacked waa okay this guy's going down he's going down damn [ __ ] Whitey Whitey yeah he a white president that is true it's not it's not true to life that is generally the case did they base him off of George du I don't know George W was in office when this was made was he oh yeah he was in office for like 17 years uh eight actually that's close pretty much the limit limit unless you're Franklin Delano Roosevelt 10 10 years it's like 28 years yeah you're right it's practically like 30 years that's like a whole Republican Revolution what what are the words that I'm saying I don't know I don't even know what you're trying to get at just focus on beating this what I'm trying to get at is I'm trying to kill the president okay this looks good this looks good for for PR kill yo this is a good spot for press killing guys what are you doing here you're on our side I don't know they're just try look he's smoking he's smoking uh you can't smoke on the plane sir he can on Air Force One more like Air Force done oh [ __ ] it can't take much more damage I got to go I got to go after it dude go guys I have to go I'm sorry I'm sorry I hope you understand we'll party later wait what's going on perhaps our sold what well then kill them do I have to kill do I have to murder them I have to murder my friends I don't want to do that can't be scared when you're dir I don't want to do that oh just go around on that railing on the side but I'm I'm going to kill me okay die die die please thank oh man kill the weak kill the weak kill the innocent kill the women and children oh okay wow that's [ __ ] up that you have to do that what the what the hell okay how are your own people scared kill them weak hey I was too busy killing the president yeah you can still slip through it really I wonder how many times we've said kill the president on this single episode hopefully 17 okay well next time on game GRS it's all happening the president is going to die no all right [ __ ] okay next time I get gr cheat my attempt to kill the president has been thwarted stop oh God it has been thed stop that's enough boom president's going to die okay that's my mission okay I think he's done dude I think he's done like I I'm I'm just assaulting him with bullets the human craft looks weak D come on come on ah so close so close God damn it I could have move your shoulder blade you're going to have to you're going to have to take oh my God come on [ __ ] Shadow the goddamn Hedgehog I swear to Christmas Aaron I might write an angry comment in the comment section I think I got this okay wow that is some [ __ ] speed pushing right there stop do it do it yes [ __ ] die already wow Jesus the president waa wao I saw an explosion definitely is that the end of him no yes yeah oh I killed the president a congratulations oh thank you so much proud of you I had no choice really you had three choices actually yeah multiple choices he's like I'm here doai I had no choice I super felt like it I had no choice to say no to what I thought was the right thing in my heart oh ta was like you have a choice you can kill the president or do this thing I had no choice it was awesome is this the president yeah but I blew up his ship there there little Skipper you're a ship we'll get you another ship Sir are you but I want that [ __ ] I want that [ __ ] what about the people of Central City sir you're incredibly low poly no need to worry sir orders were issued yesterday and everyone has been evacuated to the safe Zone unfortunately the safe Zone has exploded Commander he looks kind of he's starting to feel evil to me yeah the pre he's got an evil Look to Him that's like an evil chair that is not a good person the Invaders estimated over a thousand black aliens in dude come on African ameran aliens Shadow alsoi Jesus come on man well then Shadow is clearly a terrorist don't believe it I don't believe it so he's finally decided to show him I can't even say anything that's not super racist I've been showing myself this whole time actually I have been within sight of of the president's vehicle the entire time I don't like the way they're saying black he's been hanging out with the black alien no other option we must protect the president soon there's going to be other aliens and they're just going to call them [Laughter] aliens oh the aliens they're on our side yeah they're all right Justice will finally where did that come from I don't know I don't know anything there's that ship I blew up Shadow that's weird counting on you am I being telepathize the ultimate life form born to who's the professor what is going on I don't know why is his nose like a burnt hot dog I know it's his nose is very like out there when you see it from the side all right well I guess I got to Professor I don't have time I'm hanging out with my new friends the black aliens we're going no I can't say anything hey it's the gun Fortress is this the last stage I think so what the [ __ ] yeah there's so many choices in this game oh yeah so many different ways for this to end stupidly oh no I keep crashing my car oh no oops sorry oh God okay okay is there like a horn [Laughter] button watch out sloppy jalopy coming through oh [ __ ] they're all like tacos yeah oh sweet [Music] incoming I'll get it yeah Jackal reference oh [ __ ] there we go there we go nice [ __ ] 8209 good job dude whoa holy crap this minigun protect the president whoa get ready to fight protect the president ah protect Jesus Christ is that the Jessie Ventura helicopter gun from [ __ ] Predator yeah I love that gun yeah me too if it bleeds we can kill it remember that [ __ ] yeah I remember that I'm a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus I don't remember that oh really is that from Predator yeah it's Jesse Ventura does he say yeah I'm a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus I love it oh my god oh it's gone that brought me so much happiness in life just [ __ ] taking people out can you die please thank you do not attack our soldiers whatever man whatever Dad what's my mission anyway destroy the core of the base protect the chaos shut shut up Raj party with the black [Music] aliens [Music] is this the core I yeah maybe it is nothing's happening no I bet you have to get I bet you have to ride that rail out of there but I can't reach Ting from the core I can't reach it I can't I can't jump that high no what is walking on to me I don't know that's not good what the [ __ ] is going on in this game Jesus Christ I just came from here like no questions get answered at any point okay there's an arrow going that way y that's helpful so I go this way yep and then I just run in a circle yep wait wait there's an arrow it's telling me to go this way that's like there's oh there you go wait this is where I just was though oh can you jump on the thing from here I tried already oh D maybe I can jump up on here and then jump on this and then ride it there you go there you go that's the one what the [ __ ] is happening my my ravioli is done I got to defeat the foolish humans oh there's a guy over there oh he's also the One locking on to you there's another one yep to your left God [ __ ] Dam what this Mech Warrior yeah pretty much oh I have a turret God this game is so so reminiscent of so many better games like for example ma Warrior and Sonic the Hedgehog and uh doai the game starring dumai the doai doai grab on that pulley and hurry on I just did I just did you're a little late you're a little late thank you for the late knowledge get that key bro all right key time I can't okay great all right got it all right now what there's a door there's a door okay okay cool okay hey where back alens have broken their way through the black alens have broken their way through what do you is that a comment are you saying they're breaking and entering cuz they're black what the [ __ ] is going on come on rou thought that was thought you were better than that you're named after a color too oh [ __ ] that's right yeah right tolerance is Rouge red uh yes okay is it a specific kind of red yes it's Rouge okay thank you do you want me to look it up I'll look it up it's a [ __ ] dictionary I'll look it up um the word the the definition of it is the okay the word power you know it's like a it's like a it's like a kind of power you know oh okay it's very powerful um dude oh my God this is so Ed 209 what type of red is Rouge why don't you just Google Rouge and then look in the image move on Rouge okay all right not Baton Rouge God damn it isn't that a place it is in Louisiana it's the capital of Louisiana is I have a super good friend from there really Rouge Cosmetics uh a settlement in Estonia oh perhaps it's not a color in in of itself really it's a compound often red in color oh Rouge is the French word for red okay so it's just red uh not to be conf confused with Rogue just spelled the same but different correct well very good how is that correct technically everything is spilled the same but different technically you're always an idiot every day 24/7 okay I don't know I I like I I just I'm I'm I'm on my Wit's End here like I'm and I'm so fast you're so fast and I and the camera is just like where's the things you have to look at and it's okay so I have to go up here yep and up again and then there's then there's Ed 209 again Mech Warrior got it all right and and then there's a thing yep here's a ramp hello another 8209 you're a funny friend this door I guess God I have motion sickness I'm going getting a little getting a little seasick getting a touch Nosh die y well done Shadow and go up jump and I'm going to vomb I'm I too am about to vomb I'm getting close to vomb town okay you know what let's let's let's do this next time I gameb oh my god really protect the president protect the president why do I want to protect the president I'm the bad guy oh they're talking to themselves oh all right they're talking they're talking themselves protect the president and you're like no you're like do it no okay okay next time I G we have to next time I G all right I'm going to jump in that Loop next time I this gun okay okay this is my gun there may like it but this one SM I'm going to touch Roes my gun no you you you start okay all right no you I like the way you work at No Diggity okay all right there I said it no doubt hop in don't speak I I know just what you're thinking I know just what you're thinking so don't please stop explaining yeah you know what that is that should be the lyric why would it be don't speak I know just what you're saying doesn't doesn't she say don't speak I know just what you're saying I know just what you say but then she also says I know just what you're thinking on another lyric Gwen Stefani is extremely perceptive yeah she picked up on that when she was writing it dude yeah you might have thought she was just a girl but oh no she is she also is married to that douchebag from Bush he's not a douchebag his name is [ __ ] Gavin rosdale yeah and he's a sexy hunk oh okay I love Bush I know you do do you like Bush sure come on man at least humor me uh I love them they're my favorite you don't like the cam CLS between us walls lie between us they're [ __ ] lyrics liing this place you don't like that one may I quote some some of my favorite Bush lyrics yeah I touch your mouth My Willie is food here's my favorite lyric yeah make mask grow on the Cal I don't know the words that greedy fly something away oh hate their music what's that go fly to Los Angeles find my [ __ ] brother oh yeah I forgot about that chy was my wild I don't know the words try to see it once my way oh try to see it once my way I love Bush everything's in they were one of my favorite bands growing up the uh [ __ ] so you can go [ __ ] yourself it's okay man we don't have to like everything together I still like you f i don't like is that what it's come to like good I'm glad I think that their songs are just okay if if you don't like Bush I don't like Rush they're only one letter apart they should have formed a super group called gush called brush oh goodness oh and I did it no way yay what are we doing I have to destroy the core or something yeah some God what the really get the [ __ ] rigged ass [ __ ] rigged not here what the hell not here I know what could I have done I don't know can you like maybe it's cuz that gun was weighing you down oh no oh well see you rou bye good luck with everything thank god oh she's back she's back she's okay oh I can wiggle oh all right I can wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah now LMFAO that's a group that we can all agree some of the greatest musicians of our time dance I don't know the song that was a very very good approximation dance dance what's that song it's like dance the parties in the house and then they do the SpongeBob party rock yeah party rockers in the house tonight you know it it's good all music that you know is good cuz it gets stuck in you D whoa whoa dance can I make a band where like it's just like a [ __ ] 2 hour rock opera like three dis yeah set all instrumental except for one moment 1 hour and 16 minutes in where you're like [Laughter] dance that yeah that is some prag rock [ __ ] right there oh oh damn dance nice that's because you weren't dancing with me yeah that's probably what the problem was you got to learn how to dance and who what side are you on you've been murdering everyone BL blue oh my God should have the Benny Hill theme behind it are you playing right now or is this a camera no this is this I'm playing I'm totally playing this is so weird so weird dude no way it's artsy dude this is games is an art form you know what I will say this game is very ambitious they tried to do a lot of [ __ ] they had a lot of ideas some of them good most of them none of them well executed our ideas can I have your guns please can I please have your guns can I have your guns please oh thank you thank you can I have your guns please thank you stop stop it can I guns please y LMFAO Sorry it's berserk mode oh I got burped it's gross super gross Shadow the Hedgehog makes me want to kill like puppies like something beautiful in the world wow wow like that dude in Fight Club yeah I want to destroy Something Beautiful before I chose Jared Leto man in 30 seconds from now he's going to be in Mars stop yeah no I didn't want to get the Chaos Emerald thank God I couldn't handle one more second of the level no I didn't want to go the Chaos Emerald I wanted to destroy the core I didn't mean to do that yeah I helped you on accident I [ __ ] up oops just throws it in the lava she's like what the [ __ ] sorry sorry not sorry yeah ranked e for every day I don't [ __ ] care think about me and you don't you're not my dad so you can't tell me what to do there's only one k disobey cuz it started with every day dude you disobeyed him yeah well I told you no one tells me what to do you're the most [ __ ] like wishy-washy dude ever I know you're just like H run to the mill and then you're like I'll do some bad stuff and then I'll do some good stuff and then he's like I'm not ordering me around dude this guy's kind of a dick all of a sudden what this guy yeah he calls you verman whatever man I didn't obey him oh [ __ ] he's going to show you no mercy and do not move by me again so he's showing you no mercy but he's oh his name is black all right he's he's he's going for it all right you're fighting him is there a white Doom or a green Doom uh yeah I don't like the way you said black Doom nice okay attacking the body weak spot but attacking the body does no good whatever guy can go suck my [ __ ] heart what the [ __ ] ever all right uh yeah wo targeting onto him oh he moved what a bummer yaan g whatever what this game should be called [Laughter] whatever shout out the Hedgehog and G whatever episode two theing how do I kill him I don't know what are you asking me for you want me to look it up no I'll look it up don't here I go I'm going to be embarrassed be God I'll just break your [ __ ] until you [ __ ] get upset jump to avoid the long set give me all these guns but they don't do anything maybe I have to kill these blue panels over here maybe that's what I have to do not how do you kill black ants how do you kill black Doom I why what the [ __ ] I hit him pain what the hell take this black uh how do I be black Doom uh vitamin C after black Doom attacks he will float on the ground or if you're on a platform in the air use your gun or homing attack until he is dead hope that helped okay okay damn there you go there's your answar now I can't hit him okay after he attacks he floats on the ground that's what you said yeah [ __ ] black Doom I swear to God no W black Doom oh black Doom keep on dooming black black black Mississippi villain won't you keep on going to the ground keep on dooming around I'm going to take every eye that's on your face and then I'll poke it out nice well I ain't got no worries cuz I ain't in no hurry so this must be the finale right I guess so I don't know I yeah this could easily be the end of the game or there could be like a thousand more chapters no you got to oh yeah I guess when do I know he's vulnerable or not I guess when I can he said he floats to the ground can I lock on to him nope not in this time you got to let him attack first there you go all right I hit him homing attack okay what the [ __ ] that worked who the [ __ ] do you think you are I might sleep on the streets but I'm still a star oh damn watch the Rings bro who the funk who the funk do you think you are no no no you already hit him for this cycle you got to wait till he attacks you no I I just hit him that time really that that counted cuz he attacked ah he did his Swift strike oh is that him that's him do it that Swift strike and now oh oh darn it and then I can hit him now whoop got it flawlessly executed thank you for the miscalculation um um um okay he's up there he's up there how about a little okay yeah you got to wait nowers do your attack okay and how about this yeah yeah that green goop that flies out of your head kind of sucks doesn't it yeah you don't like that you need that goop in your head the Hedgehog defeat all the evah his uh his life bar is exactly the color of Monster Energy Drink oh shut your mouth I've never seen it I've never seen that color in anything before other than monster do you know Monster isn't actually green really it's like exactly the color of piss really yeah maybe I'm just thinking of the logo it's like really cloudy piss M that's what it tastes like too [ __ ] delicious though I love it sorry I I don't know it's I used to be addicted to it and I kicked it but I still like when I see it I get like I get like the scratches salvation yeah yeah yeah yeah I I start like shivering humph your power seems to have increased a bit AKA you got a gun from that crate and then you shot it at me yeah he's going to show you no mercy though oh well then I'll show him no mercy yeah that's he said wait is he saying he'll take no mercy on you or is he going to show you no thank yous in French I will show you no Mery yeah B swell wait hold on I have I have blue I have blue blue oh Chaos Control God damn wa I don't know what I did but this is hard for me to look at I have Chaos Control I guess I don't know that was like the get that ring that was like the final scene in warlock did you ever see that movie no oh why would I ever see that movie I love that movie fine I mean it's very 80s you can go ahead and level any movie you want you should watch it the world is your oyster during the last scene of warlock she's in the Salt Flats and it's just like the whitest brightest [ __ ] scene in any movie what about what about the end scene of powder what about any closeup and powder yeah you you know what I stand collected oh [ __ ] dude I might get him Attack One More Time I have one ring dude this is down to the [ __ ] wi yeah this sure is yeah go ahead Swift strike see if I can see if I C this [ __ ] I don't ah my one ring my one ring the one ring to Ru them all got it ah ears wow it's really coming at you yes yes dude I got to hit him like two more times awesome I'm out of guns why aren't you doing a [ __ ] thing Rouge she's like why don't you do a goddamn thing she's like hello you're doing great get that ring oh you got it okay I'm here do you need anything do you want a coffee you want a latte he get you a latte there's a Starbucks like 30 miles from here he he does three attacks now that's his pattern oh yeah is that what you've been watching yep what your play there's one have you ever watched The Avengers and then counted how many people say that's his play or what's your play are you serious yeah like every single character says it is that a Jos Weeden thing yeah got him totally a weed nice nice getting very close whoa did you see that I just ran on the wall I didn't know I could do that just kidding I did I just never used it just kidding just kidding yeah totally just kidding uh oh no just I'm totally kidding where'd that ring go [ __ ] damn come on with that one ring okay where is he oh there he is don't hide behind the [ __ ] pillar like a goddamn coward yeah he's a douche God my my [ __ ] Dash attacks do nothing for sure would you I'm super I'm super tense probably ah ring yo I'm like a circus fire get it in no no oh my God kidding me oh no hold I have to I have to no keep keep away I swear to God if you blow this Aon going to punch you square in the nose no whatever I know how to beat him now this will be way easier and and I won't waste ammo next time my game all right next time my game grabs woohoo welcome back I'm fighting the most boring boss of all time Shadow it's up to Shadow it's up to you you know what's up to me you're hot B you're hot sexy B oh no no I have I [ __ ] six shots with this [ __ ] grenade launcher and that's one of the four weapons I have Che this out he does that yes and then he goes to the ground okay or he goes to the ground okay all right pattern achieved I uh so that thing that you read probably written by a sackadoo come on what the what you got to wait till he floats to the ground but he doesn't he just floats away he just drifts away in a in a dinkly dinkle pattern that's not probably the way right there we go I hit him okay great can I hit him again no I just wasted ammo save the OS all right where are you you did a lot of damage though at least dude you're totally right yeah totally right about that one this guy sucks yeah tots where he go where'd he go where'd he go let me at him let me at him he was vulnerable when he was shooting that fireball stuff weird maybe that like counted as his attack [Music] like mother God dang God dang God dang God dang God dang gotcha gotcha this is getting intense dude getting intense I'm so I'm so wild the [ __ ] up right now come on here we go I think I can only shoot him once I think that's true can I just say yeah this guy totally could have been your friend you didn't have to do this at all you could been easily killing the president by now honestly the president would have [ __ ] had a chance he would have attacked me and then gone on the floor and been vulnerable yeah it's true [ __ ] president's my friend damn yeah that weapon's the best damn I'm wasting all my guns dude I'm in the same position I was in before missionary doggy style Hedgehog style Hedgehog Style that seems very dangerous and prickly you can't go from behind oh damn or else you going against the grain never do that okay don't go against the graen okay now he's going to show you no mer I shall show you come on man yeah do it this guy [ __ ] sucks yeah he's wor the worst boss this is the worst boss battle ever like come on can you think of like another worst boss battle gainit from King of Fighters 96 what y I've never even heard of this gainit gainit yeah his name is gainit how do you spell that uh g o e n i TZ oh okay it looks like gonuts yeah what like Matt graining from the yeah exactly what um oh I can use my Chaos Control what is it about him that sucks so bad just play him and you'll see super boring and annoying it's just like it's like completely unfair all right Chaos Control oh [ __ ] and you're served you're served served You Got Served some papers would you yeah he's in he this is for the whole bag of this is for the whole bag of bananas dude I just had a banana it delicious oh was it yeah that's nice GL I could clue everywhere in that are very good for you good source of magnesium and potassium yeah yes God [ __ ] damn it God [ __ ] oh oh my God yeah I am so actually grumpy on game Grump I know it's great you're doing good this is the [ __ ] worst this is the worst uh-oh I I like I can't stand this waa that did a lot of damage One More Shot One More Shot [ __ ] black Doom just watch your rings cuz you're under 10 yeah it doesn't matter as long as I have one ring I'm fine right all right he's vulnerable wait come on come the [ __ ] on oh yeah and yes yes please you J yeah yeah traitor I'm a Traer think that this is over here comes his third and fourth form H this got to be it dude you got him this is ridiculously long and stupid and drawn ass stupid [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] black disappoint but this is the end we're not disappointed Shadow believe me look how he's actually like sorry to disappoint it's like I know man she's just like hiy I was paid like 25 bucks to be in this game oh [ __ ] ending here I am on my own boy these things just float down all the time I'm going down the only road that I've ever known I didn't get all the chaos emeralds yeah but like a Drifter finally I got all the chaos emeralds I didn't get all the chaos emerals finally all of them this isn't over yet oh please the black arms didn't like the way you said black arms Hedgehog the ultimate life form Born To Rule yeah that's what he thinks yeah he's the ultimate I mean look at him he's obviously the ultimate life form oh who on Earth wouldn't want to look like that oh is that it is that the that's the game that's the end of the game well yeah I mean wow there's different paths Bravo Yugi Naka Yugi Naka you did it oh tekashi is perfect game thanks yaka you really created the characters that I love this perfect I would I would change nothing about it I would probably change I would turn Shadow into a more ambivalent yeah uh I would probably make him more like a a porcupine what the heck happened to Alice in Wonderland I didn't go down the good path you idiot oh I went down the bad path so her fate just remains a mystery yeah I guess I could play it again you want to play it again no I'm good thanks good good good good good I could play the I could play the good good Mission oh be the good one I'd rather hang out with Elena mccom the menu screen artist I actually would she sounds delightful what about otano yeah what about sh Miagi Naga yeah and the other Japanese guy Keith Palmer what about Tim Miller he's all right Davey savy though he he's [ __ ] up I like Dan Knight yeah what about suan and Chuck unpronouncable last name hey it's j s I love that guy he made the composer oh does he really he made the music he made the composer yeah he birthed the composer there WR some music did you know that Michael Jackson wrote the music for Devil May Cry 7 he did not he totally did really yeah really is it good don't M cry 7 isn't again oh okay next time on uh did you know that Michael Jackson wrote the music for Sonic 3 what you're [ __ ] with me no that's awesome you can line them up perfectly you can line up uh green uh Eggs and Ham you can line up Marble Madness Zone uh with uh Thriller and it's exactly the same song really yep I'll try it I'll try it marble Garden marble Gard let's try it right now all right okay listen to that yeah B that's the I'm so exhausted from watching this game my head hurts Susie took me to a Taxidermy class once uh-huh and uh I had to Taxidermy a little a little Starlet yep which uh which if you haven't seen starlets murmurs of starlets is really cool have you never seen that no they fly in huge packs and they fly with the fluctuations of the wind and they they'll be like hundreds of thousands of them okay so you'll just see like this huge like wave of birds that's awesome that's awesome it's called a Starlet murmur um look that up but we had to tax me Starlet and uh you pull the you pull the head out of the neck and then you have to cut a little hole in the skull and then you have to scoop out the brains but it's been frozen so the brain is like mush it's just like goop and it was really sickening and it made me want to barf wow that's what I feel like my is right now oh gotcha gotcha you brought it home was your teacher like you put the dur in Taxidermy okay okay dude you unlock the samurai blade thank God Jesus Christ that's what I've been waiting for now we can restart the game on the good setting with the samurai sword here we go

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