@GameGrumps The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog (Full Playthrough)

[Music] hello and welcome wow to the murder of Sonic okay I was wondering what you where you were going with that sorry I'm nowhere really hello hello this freaking Moog music it sounds like something out of A Clockwork Orange yeah it's a little little spooky creepy mysterious o I like it I like it so I'm I'm noticing the name of the game is the murder of Sonic what in God's name is this but he is very alive right here yeah he sure at the moment so I don't know everyone's alive before they get murdered well first of all I want to give a big shout out to Greg baa who was the UI designer on dream Daddy Y and was also the head of games development here at Game Grumps for a couple years mzl man obviously left on great terms to do greater things and one of the great things that he did was the murder of Sonic the Hedgehog he's my hair brother uh he is the lead designer on this game um so hats off to him and much love and I'm very happy to see that he's doing amazing [ __ ] yeah how cool is this I mean that's why the UI looks so awesome too just he's amazing at it um so let's let's find out a little bit about the murder of Sonic the Hedgehog yeah oh this is us please please Aaron okay few made it on the train 15 minutes ahead of schedule I should have known so far so good for my first day on the job oh I totally forgot my name tag isn't ready yet I should make one I'll just sign my name here fart [ __ ] penis Lord no Aon right I mean I guess uh penis machine penis mahen yeah Mah that's my name that sounds like a Hawaiian dish I don't think I could show my face around here again if I wrote that let's try again I didn't like it why like penis my name is just pisma chain Chine we should name him uh I love that your brain had no backup for penis machine well cuz all my backups were also probably ones that are going to get flagged so now I got to think in like the clean pool right of course not the cess pool that I've been thinking out of for the most of my life how about how about glare g l no g l a e r pH glare wow the [Music] what is he like a raccoon couldn't tell you I I wonder if they deliberately made [Music] him perfect did I spell that right cat yes hope hope passengers can read my scribble I wish it had been dot dot dot question mark wow is this a train oh my God that is lovely I want to ride on this train mhm there's so much room uhoh am I nervous is this the first day on the job Jitters am I a cat working the Train's Dining Car can't be so bad come on glare the cat Shake It Off slap glar the cat did I just see you hitting yourself Mr Conductor sir how are you doing this morning Merry Christmas I'm quite all right myself though a feeling a little Bittersweet that's how I like my chocolate is that cuz you're a sweetie try to butter me up on the first day are we well it's working I'll see you in the side car alas today's my last day as conductor I'm retiring after 32 wonderful years and 18 shitty ones time for me and the Mirage Express to say goodbye to one another who's the M Mirage express my wife oh what a transitional period in your life oh congratulations on retirement sir thank you my wife The Mirage Express is very excited about it she's already got our plane tickets to spagonia lock I love spagonia goes good with a me ball our shower has been on the fritz so I'm excited to use the hotels I could see why his wife's excited enough cleanest nuts is that yeah I think so enough of my quibbles and stories about how my wife and I will be showering together today's your first day working in the dining car here's a menu for today menu added your inventory I can open the inventory anytime to view items I've received I should look over the menu carefully okay done chili dog Ramen Chicken cord on Blue excellent the three major food groups why do you look so nervous all we have on the train is a microwave ah these stupid guests though I'm sure a little quiz is in order which of these do we serve in the dining car uh chicken cordon blue mhm ding ding ding glad you can read the menu okay A little about the vessel this is a state-of-the-art high-speed smart train with all the latest gadgets ooh this train can really handle anything you throw at it for a kitchen we've had a lot of adventures together me and this train it's not not like the Mirage Express it's not easy to leave after 32 years I don't blame him for being wistful I'd be sick of it too this train is exclusively used for events it's not a passenger train events like murder events like me retiring I remember that from the interview what's the event today murder a murder mystery party nothing better than some Thrills to end my tenure as conductor wait this is all set up kiss will be funneled here to the dining car as a home base so to speak I thought we were going to kill Sonic you don't know man maybe it's one of those murder mysteries that turns out to be a real murder and then a real mystery I'll be with you to gather tickets but after that you'll be on your own make sure to charge a 48% Ticket Master search charge so I'll need you to do any anything in your power to make sure our paying guests are well taken care of understood that's the convenience fee I don't know what that means but it's $50 you conveniently have no choice oh uh uh understood I'll make you proud sir glad this old man can rest easy and me too watch out for the old man as you step over him while leaving the train doors to the Mirage Express are opening right Frank yes all aboard opening the doors now sir whoa no I meant Frank the was the guy who was hitting on his wife or whatever got it [Music] I don't think I got there's Sonic he looks great who does Tails I can't remember I don't know man all right wow this train is incredible what fascinating Tech you're all right Tails I can get used to staying on a train like this oh my God an alligator what did you all expect you know I always go out out from a birthday party this Train's as elegant as you are Amy can't promise I won't take take anything though calm down there Rouge did I not just catch you stealing oh that was Rouge I didn't look closely enough sorry calm down there Rouge did I not just catch you stealing from the train station gift shop it was a pen knucklehead who's going to miss a teeny tiny pen shut up my wife what cast of characters am I stuck with these are the Mario Brothers get a hold of yourself Clare the cat you're sweating through your uniform hey pal can I get one of those chili dogs righto friend well aren't you friendly I had two choices why can't I be normal for one second Sonic wait until I announce everyone's rolls to get food rolls those are a type of food nice sorry about that birthday girl I'll be coming round to collect everyone's tickets and the mountain please have the mountain ready you'll join me glare the cat won't you click on whoever you'd like to TW talk with and we'll collect their ticket okay oh okay got it oh my God what they didn't even introduce SPO or Shadow or Blaze jeez they introduced all these other people we's start with Rouge well hello you two what can I do for you good morning ma'am can we get your ticket my my how forward let me fetch it for [Music] you come back if you need anything else to hear what could I possibly need wow she's so polite very easy to talk to as well you're not fooling anyone garif she's my bride ma'am I saw you sneak that $20 bill out of my pocket going to have to kindly ask for that back oh this was yours must have slipped out here you go how did she steal $20 out of his pocket with those giant [ __ ] Ms great question I may not actually be the best at judging character look at this half tone it's so cute so I'm just going to sing the Praises of Greg all day sure may I may I have your ticket play thank you very much on top of it I see a princess such as myself must always be punctual thought I thought it said punctured that's a very strange thing for royalty my daily puncturing ow ow princess did she just say princess w wow and also is she a [ __ ] talking cat if you don't mind me asking are you visiting from somewhere a separate Dimension actually a separate what just here for Amy's birthday then I'll hop back on to my own Dimension to your own what I quite prefer the birthday cake from this world more than my own so I admit I'm a bit excited they're made of scles and gores you have to push them into your body through punctures ho you don't say well I hope you enjoy your stay princess should I bow do I bow before a princess what are you doing please get up why can I not win with this group I'm so stupid Amy could I please get the birthday girls ticket he why certainly here thank you Miss and thank you for choosing our fine train for your birthday festivities I hope you like microwaved food I didn't choose I had a group on well the birthday discount certainly helped we save a lot of money by not having a chef or kitchen who doesn't love a good bargain and a Murder Mystery Train just sounds so exciting it's right out my alley I can't wait for my boyfriend to be dead who doesn't love a good thrill you see I'm a girl who loves a good True Crime podcast I love that being lore maybe we should leave her to have fun see the [ __ ] up thing about murderers before we move along for you miss can we talk for a second about the black doia in detail uh no I'd rather not oh how fun thank you where do I use this in my puncture wound that unlocks any door in the Train Happy Birthday any door yes the door to my heart the birthday girl gets the birthday key it's practically tradition that's what all trains do very useful we'll use this wisely thank you I'm going to drive this train into the White House yeah will definitely not abuse the skeleton key of this murder train it's my favorite train joke I'll drive it straight to the white no into the White House that was an ol G joke where he asks like the homeland security expert he's like what's preventing terrorists from hijacking trains and driving them into the White House here thank you everything is in order he seems concerned about something is there anything we can help you with huh do you sell gift bags here uh sadly no but I have a plastic grocery bag in the back I could get for you it's basically the same thing that stare bur so cold clar the cat you're shivering do you need me to fetch your jacket no no I'm good maybe you need some C control I just find myself so attracted to this Hedgehog take a number buddy hello my friend can I get your ticket oh yeah sure of course as a gentleman of upstanding morals I'd love to show you my ticket he seems to be avoiding eye contact is something a Miss sir no I seem to have Mis place my ticket could you speak up a bit I couldn't quite hear I misplaced my ticket I don't know where it is fortunately I have the power to just Chomp my jaws down and drag you all into a muddy Amazonian River have you ever heard of a death roll he's not hiding his embarrassment very well don't you worry we'll take a look around for you and see if it turns up wow this is not NJ Transit a that would be amazing thanks a million you get the [ __ ] off at montros Avenue seems as though we should keep our eyes peeled for his ticket I don't care get him out of here he's going to eat all the [ __ ] cupcakes I know New York montro is New York I just wanted all [Music] right could we please see your ticket and also what are you he's a chameleon oh that's SPO why does he have a horn cuz some chameleons have horns I don't know I guess I maybe I I need to look at another one sure of course excellent thank you and I hope you enjoy your stay with us absolutely I appreciate it there's a calmness about him something about his presence and his bad French accent puts me at ease Spanish you consider me coming oh Spanish sorry bad Spanish accent thank you he's looking right at me oh my God I study Ninjutsu like all frenchspeaking Spanish people I believe one can communicate through the subconscious we we well wow Ninja Jitsu that sounds like a lot of difficult training can you cling onto walls the [ __ ] kind of question is that can you hang on to balls cling on the walls we go there you go wow do you shop at the malls I must certainly can the conductor looks a bit too smug at that answer excuse me can you talk to the robot arm oh so I can yummy Don't Mind If I Do glar the Cat those are for our guests you know train be sure the glur the cat only guesss one of these if they ask I'm an arm I have no mouth though I must scream did the arm just kind of Nod actually uh the Train the conductor wants me to have the whole plate AR good try Young Buck the train and I have worked together a long time you'll have to work harder than that to get what you want don't call me young buck and then talk to me about what I want drat those snacks look really tasty too well have one you can have one you said you can have one I like how Knuckles is just kind of like I'm also here make room make please ticket please thank you kindly happy to have someone as renowned as yourself aboard uh don't worry about it I just like helping what when Eggman took over I truly feared the worst but my kids swore you would swoop in eventually and you did of course you just swooped into my house and took my wife but the old Mirage Express I can't offer much other than my sincere gratitude don't sweat a thing I'm glad you and your family are safe I know your wife's safe I'm keeping close eye on her wait a second is he is he Sonic the Hedgehog I mean dude I promise you an excellent stay on our train Sonic the Hedgehog have fun now yes have fun now we'll do thanks stop being such a weirdo can I get your ticket [Music] young you want me to do Tails oh oh that was me sorry right here sir thank you may I offer you any snacks we have on board no thank you when I travel I always pack my own Sparkle gelatin it's a sparkly jelly that can melt any jaded heart all right we got to go we have the ticket okay no way I brought my own Sparkle gelatin with me too it's my first day and I was a little nervous my sparkly jelly only makes me nervous don't be nervous you're to great so far we're Sparkle gelatin buddies yay I feel like that must have some role in the plot yeah my Sparkle gelatin isn't that special it's just made of horses absolutely if you need anything just let us know thank goodness someone on this train is normal like me yeah howdy could I please get your ticket oh man I think that's a ticket but I really don't want to argue with this guy everything looks good smells wrong but thank you I'm a cowboy seem the conductor doesn't want to argue either you find a place to put a ticket when you don't wear pants [Music] um okay great big talker I think we're done talk to everybody right right we talked to everybody yeah that was everybody we even talked to the robot arm of the train oh hi oh he's Smiler than I thought he was maybe the little invites thing yeah oh here we go what's sticking out of the H what's sticking out of the napkin holder say wasn't someone looking for their ticket earlier nope they [ __ ] kick Vector off let's be sure to return this to its rightful owner okay vector's like my ticket you did it credits roll Sonic the Hedgehog murder mystery let's make sure no one uses their ticket as a napkin all right find anything yet well we just might have found what you need a swift kick in the ass glare the cat why don't you show our friend here what we picked up um uh uh uh uh this one oh there it is that's my ticket thanks so much to you both I was really worried you kicked me out and I missed the murder mystery old glare the cat here would have their hands full kicking you out boy that punctuation really messes with a sentence you sound like an idiot you're right I wouldn't leave without a fight [Music] wait who made me both microwave expert and security guard boy they laugh like the Peppa Pig family like where everyone just falls down at the end that's right you're both all right in my book thanks again for the assist of course just let us know if you need anything else okay everyone time for me to read out everyone's R for the bur tree and that's my cue to leave I must prepare the driver's compartment for departure sure and that's my cue to leave I hate murder mysteries I'm an actual murderer ah the conductor's car you remember our promise yeah you'll do everything in your power to make sure our guests have a safe and enjoyable time on the Mirage Express sure I know everything about everything absolutely you can count on me to be honest this group seems plenty capable on their own and train what assist cleare for the cat if they need any help won't you fu fine that's all I need to hear you have my trust nothing more heartwarming than a conductor in his train puppies you have my trust robot hand and someone I met 20 minutes ago excellent I'll be off I must take my leave everyone please have a phenomenal time why are they all staring at me and don't worry about mucking up the place either this train is state-of-the-art and has systems for dealing with all that hey quick qu looking at Aaron while he jerks off I'm not jerking off you're jerking off uhoh now I'm watching too for everything else please talk to glar the cat here if you need anything sounds good absolutely well do goodbye now I like that guy all other nine characters Pile in SE bye a weend thank you all for following the outfit guide I sent you you all look amazing I trust you all read your lore cards as well lore cards that must be the details of their motivations I suppose it makes sense lore cards aren't read out loud otherwise people would know the murderer's intentions all right let's all read our L cards out loud no Sonic you start I am a murderer okay next one now on to the nitty-gritty for the murder mystery game one of you will be murdered and the rest Suspects so somebody just has to go to sleep so who's the tiredest Str for the tiredest everyone has assigned roles for characters they will be playing participation is required for it is my birthday tails you will play Sonic Sonic you will play Knuckles Knuckles you will play espo of course birthday girl makes the rules Sonic you are a ship captain and you'll be stationed in the conductor car I'm already shipping a couple characters on this train well hope I don't [ __ ] any thing up all right see you naturally that's where the captain would go tails you are the detective you'll be in the dining car indubitably Knuckles just you can sit around I don't know you the sheriff around these parts you'll find that we'll find you in the saloon got it rou your a business tycoon and Blaze your a Titan of Industry none of you are important enough to have your own screen both in the casino I'm pretty sure this was set up so dudes who are in love with all these characters could be like they're all looking me once look oh my God what's the difference there is none H sounds fun fector you're the butcher but like of meat not of don't it's fine and SBO the poet both found in the library hear thato we get to hang out together and do what read maybe we can make a tower of books or something this is [ __ ] Shadow is the locksmith hanging out in the lounge who are you and how did you get in here uh and last but not least me the most important character the journalist reporter I'll be moseying around with everyone did you all get that yes I was listening in hope that's okay more than all right you can help ensure everyone's following their rolls oh that reminds me Sonic's dead I who killed him I have a match for each of you a map I don't know why I said match everyone's station is marked on this map as well how convenient the rules of the game are as follows one someone dies two then you die there is a murderer amongst you all the murderer can kill a single participant however they choose but they must physically be present with the victim for its account and they have to really murder them everyone else must collect evidence throughout the train and use it to interrogate fellow passengers to figure out who done it there's a time limit cuz we all have to figure out who the murder is before the police come to arrest the murderer for the actual murder that will be taking place make the train go fast conductor the murderer will lie to get out of being accused so inspect everything you can find Clues and interrogate I'll set a timer for 1 hour so everyone can mingle and the murderer can do their thing is everyone ready sounds like everyone's excited to murder everyone to your stations all right and I guess we'll uh deal with this murder mystery next time on uh game GS huh [ __ ] yeah I mean this is so exciting yes someone's going to die and it's not going to be me cuz I wrote the rules congrats again Greg uh we look forward to playing this party game yeah rock and roll bye hello hello and welcome back to Sonic murder mystery Sonic murder mystery the it's the murdic of murder of Sonic the Hedgehog the murdic of son or the or kind of a spoiler I mean we're like 30 minutes in still don't know who's going to die but I know cuz it's going to be Sonic let's see what happens okay you don't know that maybe it won't be son he was alive in the title screen yes ah this is so exciting in indeed Amy yes do I have a cake on my head I feel like I have a cake on my head she does a mystery is unfolding right under our very noses uh how thrilling I have Goosebumps same isn't it awesome shouldn't you two be out there mingling with everyone well actually the detective and the journalist can't be the murderer so we're stuck here for an hour before going out and scoping the place this was my idea this way there's always a neutral party makes sense to me seems as though Amy's more excited about deciphering the mystery anyway what do you think everyone's doing murdering each other oh oh probably inspecting their stations and talking amongst one another and shoving knives into parts that hurt everyone has roles to play so they must be exploring their characters do you know what their character motivations are Amy no the lower cards are confidential no one knows what the person who received them what is that here's a bird my backstory is that I was best friends with a flicky that decided to join the evil Dr Eggman kickstarting my desire for justice in the world yeah that flicky looks full of evil I love that there's a bird that the birds are called flicky and then there's a duck named Bean is that right I never put that together my laa said I'm a nosy person turned journalist why would a stretch I'm not going to lie this sounds kind of fun wish I wasn't stuck on microwave duty duty the train started moving holy [ __ ] we going to die it's so fast grab on of something what is going on ah I'm slipping hold on I can't no is he flying out of the train what's happening that was one slippery kitchen it's like um oh sorry [Laughter] sorry whoa what oh yeah all right you both a weak yeah it seems the train has slowed down considerably is everyone all right yeah my head's spinning a bit but I'm okay it seems we've been knocked into the dining car's closet this train can reach such incredible speeds it's the microwave we're getting our money's worth with this experience that's for sure is this actually intended it's my first day so I'm not really sure I don't recall them warning me about this in the interview we should go check on the others glare the cat could you get the door of course oh [ __ ] this's a giant [ __ ] bookshelf seems the door has been blocked and I don't think it's budging Amy give that Fallen shelf a whack with your pico Pico Hammer is that what it's called I most certainly will not let's find another way out I'll love uh start looking for Clues okay I'll search over here slightly to the right I know Amy she's hiding something she's probably a journalist murderer huh I suppose she did wake up before us something could have happened listen I know I'm the detective here but all the best detectives have Sidekicks I'm going to need your help let's gather Clues on why Amy's acting this way and interrogate her about it who check out everything you can around this closet then we'll show it Amy to uncover the full situation gather evidence and interrogate got it gather oh I need you to do everything in your power power to make sure p p understood You Can Count On Me tail it somehow comes back oh my God I won't turn evil like your ex flicky companion did happy to hear it thanks for bringing that up now let's get searching oh you okay Amy oh man I love it all right what do we got over here let's start over here something's always hidden in the trash let's check there sadly it's empty nothing was hidden in the trash [ __ ] but on the bright side this is a very clean trash bin how do I become as optimistic as this kid it's full of stuff don't live a long time I haven't known pain yet the Shelf blocking our exit is currently not budging hey glar the cat look closely at [Music] this he coughed I wonder how this side of the Shelf got smashed maybe I ate it there's nothing in the Shelf could have fall there's nothing the Shelf could have fallen into and I'm sure this damage wasn't here before this train has too much upkeep I feel like this is important we should log it crack on the the shelves to your inventory oh the wet floor sign keeping people alert and safe and wet piso mahado quedado once I slipped on some spilled juice at the grocery store no wet floor sign at all the doctor said I had brain damage what do you think luckily Sonic was there to catch me Sonic like this is where you find out Sonic is a like a figment of taals as brain damaged imagination who's Sonic oh he's my friend he's on the train you know the blue Hedgehog he saved the world multiple times [Music] um you're in accounting wow Sonic really is as fast as they say but he was going so fast he also slipped on the juice we slid into an older gentleman's shopping cart it's like showing you the recounting and it's all just happening to Tails my best best friend Sonic well it's the thought that counts I suppose not really yeah what's this A Rod no that's my tilto that's that's Sonic this his favorite rod um the tip is broken it looks like I have to oh it looks to have originally been attached to something I'm not sure if it's related to our mystery but I like spinning it around so we'll keep it great detective work so true I think we found enough Clues let's go interrogate Amy and find out what really happened hey Amy what's the latest here to interrogate me or something oh find any clues yet I found a spoon if we find two more we could dig ourselves out you're our main suspect dig ourselves out on a train I'll keep looking uh let's talk find any clues yet I found a spoon okay do your energy Amy we believe you're hiding something from us what you accuse me on my own birthday jacuz how dare you this isn't going to be easy is it I've been stuck in here just like the two of you what in the world do you think I'm hiding I didn't spend 15 grand on this to be exposed you know it's okay to murder someone on your birthday Amy was awake before tails and I were What could you have done all at that time uh murder the suspect attempted to escape I guess or she could have murdered but she said she couldn't murder I attempted to escape I don't think you were sting sitting idly while glare the cat and I were Knocked Out Boy that question mark is ruining my life you attempted to escape the closet prove it show me evidence that I attempted to escape or help me search for a way out well this insane bite mark in this shelf is a good one do we have evidence to prove that glar the cat let me step you through this first find the correct piece of evidence from your inventory I believe that would be the rod okay or the this oh you tried to hit it with her Hammer yeah okay her Pico Pico Hammer once that has been deduced we must form our argument to fight back okay all right let's do it what proves Amy attempted to escape the dining car closet the uh I mean it could be one of these either one of these I suppose you're right this okay what uh oh okay great nice what oh that's you what some kind of damage on the show but supposed to prove something it fell over damage makes sense you have no argument here you're grasping okay tails what now well now we follow this train of thought how does crack on the Shelf relate to Amy so now I have tol does she love smoking crack what how did you know I keep it in my little cake so now I have to explain myself well you see I uh well hm when I get stumped I like to think very good tails what would someone falsely accusing someone else say what would Sonic do uh wwsd what would Sonic do I have that t-shirt yeah Sonic's a force to be reckoned with he's always running forward collecting Rings crushing bad necks totally existing for real in the real world he never loses like like an endless Runner game I play a lot of those on my phone yeah we have one it's called Sonic Dash I think uh sure whatever works just close your eyes and think what would Sonic do and find your argument all right let's prove we're not grasping let's follow the train of thought and fire a comeback like Sonic would do I guess oh it's a thinking mini game this isn't good oh yeah it's like uh it's like dongan Ron pan yes okay here we go like the little Sonic Sprite it's nice Who whoo just like Sonic would do right whoa okay do a little bouncy okay all get some rings okay I have an idea sure the Shelf fell uh sure the Shelf fell but there's nothing around for the Shelf to fall into you you're telling me on a train this will kept that the damage was here before we arrived how did you know well I saw a tiny Sonic in my head and he was jumping Tails like you see that too wow so he isn't fake well I I believe someone is responsible for hitting the Shelf you just said nothing was around for the Shelf to fall into stupid I caught you in a lie I've solved the mystery what was the Shelf hit with then [ __ ] stick what is that stick you truly believe a stick could do this kind of damage [ __ ] think dream cat run again dream here you got to stop using me for all this I'm really busy I got to conduct the train here and get murdered yeah big day whoa damn wait I have I have an idea let's go to IKEA you're right a stick can't do this kind of damage to the shelf on its own but if it's attached to something it could like let's say a shelf oh a hammer this isn't a stick at all is it well is now this isn't a personal massager at all this is actually the Handler to your pico Pico [Music] Hammer that's you oh you attempted to hit the Shelf out of the way but you failed the handle to your Hammer snapped right [Music] off well you did it congratulations here's two drink coupons it's as you both said I tried to get a all out with my hammer but I failed I gave the Shelf one big whack and the handle ripped right off I figured it was no big deal and tried to hide it but I suppose my embarrassment got the best of me I don't know why a shelf is breaking my hammer when like I'm whacking like heavily armored creatures maybe it was the divorce maker from Ikea oh she does look genuinely sorry about the situation I never expected your Hammer to snap like that Amy what do that supposed to mean it was one of my backups it's a little lighter to carry around I didn't think I need it well lucky for you I'm a detective and I dabble as a mechanic let me see both pieces of the hammer Isn't that cool it's cool right you guys think it's cool just tighten things here a little elbow grease there and fixed Tails thank you she just beats him over the head mercilessly in my calculations if you if you hit the shelf right here it should do the trick all right stand back [ __ ] the Shelf completely shattered incredible we did it we're free great job Amy let's get out of here I'm powering up now yeah whoa wait is that no it cannot be Sonic someone murdered my darling Sonic she so excited looks like the game's begun I'm finding out who did this at once Amy wait I want to figure out who did this too she goes all Sopranos who the [ __ ] did this grabbing him by the collar you did it didn't you also calm down I think he might be dead he choked on something and no one could see anything was that in the ordinary when he turned blue hey gu whoa wait for me what a whirlwind I'm exhausted already that was really convincing Sonic wink son oh [ __ ] body numb can't move mom spaghetti what are you saying I don't understand I just need to rest Sonic Sonic Sonic is he actually hurt he's not moving are these wounds on him genuine my hands on his wrist but I don't sense a pulse am I doing this right what in the world is going on is this part of the murder mystery or is this serious sonic sonic feel like they should establish like a safe word or something you know yeah oh no oh no I feel myself panicking calm down glare the cat what do I do it's more of a safe phrase I'm not dead I need you to do everything in your power to make sure our paying guests are well taken care of understood that means none of them die yeah and if one does die for the comfort of the other passengers it's up to you to eject the body out of the moving window and tell no one these guests are incredibly renowned which means they must be remarkably Rich so by all means if one dies search the body for deons so I leave their care to you glare the Cat my favorite employee wow that happened fast surely you won't let me down on this last ride f f ha it's really Ling on thick I need to catch up to Amy and Tails to get to the bottom of this even if this is part of the game I just can't risk it I'll keep everyone safe conductor you'll see someday starting now when the SC starts again the murder of Sonic the HED yo that was all a cold open this a one hell of a cold open might as well just been the movie saloon car look at this UI it's [ __ ] gorgeous I bet you can mess with that bow of nuts oh I really want to I really want to fondle those B bow of nuts all right whoa look at this place hey Amy are you here I've looked around I don't see her I think Amy's already gone on ahead it seems she's really excited did you need something from me she's excited that the wedding's off um yeah just a question really how do I put this what if Sonic is actually [Music] hurt murder's funny he he's laughing Sonic doesn't go down so easily he's on a train full of his friends nothing would actually happen to him we're just all really committed to the mystery for Amy you have nothing to worry about promise plus Sonic likes to nap a lot in a lot of strange spots he's fine is that Cannon also sometimes he breaks his arm and places it behind his back yeah does Sonic really like to nap in a lot of strange places just part for the course he's making a lot of sense but I can't shake what Sonic said to me they're going to [ __ ] kill me I'm dying is this really part of the murder mystery game or is there something deeper happening I need more evidence to figure out what's going on can I tag along with you if you don't mind is it cool if I tag along with you oh of course sure now if I ever need a snack snack you've got me oh right cuz of the gelatin right ha Fair as I said the best detectives have Sidekicks so I'm happy to have you inferior feeble-minded Sidekicks if you ever catch me looking glum though just know it's because uh where's my lur card my flicky friend is dead or something the last guy to work a case with me ditched our practice to join the evil Dr egman oh not a proper detective without baggage this is true only a couple shirts though why am I blushing ye arment what are all what what are ye all doing in my Saloon he's trying so hard I know extremely convincing Knuckles he's trying so hard to stay in character Knuckles we're trying to figure out who murdered Sonic oh I did I wait was that well hold on I could see that Amy mosy through and told me all about it enough of that wonder how long he kept that voice up for Amy we were wondering if you could tell us what you were up to before the murder anything to help us establish your Alibi and well I was planning to murder Sonic nope I have nothing to tell either of you leave me alone murderers like their Solitude he's obviously agitated about something but why take it out on us I know better than to argue with Knuckles so it seems we're on our own clear the cat we need to figure out what Knuckles was up to while we were all apart let's investigate for Clues and then interrogate look there's punch holes all right let's do it arcade machine oh clearly we won't be able to give the game Super Monkey Ball a try a super mon ball has a track I was going to say it has a big tracking ball I know because I played it at round one all the time and it was always covered with goo do we think it broke when the train sped up the damage is look more to be caused from punches oh who could have done that who punches who punched you what are you two looking at me for smash look I just got mad at the game all I do is lean in a cool manner look there's an ass in the trash something's always hidden in the trash so let's check there sadly this one is empty as well it looks pretty full I'm starting to think your theory on something always being hidden in the trash flawed it's only a matter of time Tails have faith it's as they say one man's trash is another man's treasure it's mostly trash though I think tails is ignoring me boy there's a lot of other men's treasure floating in the Pacific Ocean right now clear the cat this is interesting what is it's just a few used cups sure but why are there three uh Knuckles is really thirsty is that lipstick glare the cat this one has lipstick on the rim oh [ __ ] that's not Knuckles color at all someone else must have been here yeah yeah someone else must have been here yeah I definitely don't wear Diablo red lipstick we should log this use Captain I think we found enough Clues oh okay let's go interrogate the [ __ ] out of Knuckles and find out what really happened what about the nuts oh the bowl of assorted nuts the classic Saloon snack crunch crunch crunch kind of bland I've had better nuts huh seems like someone licked all the salt off them what black poule or maybe they're just unsalted anyway yeah the robotic arms here are really helpful [ __ ] you yeah high five indeed what's the arm doing to my hair he fixed it up a bit that's incredible what interesting Tech I have hair uhoh should I fear for my job a little bit well how well can a microwave talking about AI over here you know what I'm say who I thought I told you to leave me alone partner please leave me up I like no promise I like your hat no promises Knuckles would you ever fight me no you bruised to easily wouldn't be fun I bruise easily too can you milk me guess I wouldn't be fun to fight either no I'd fight you sorry glare for the cat I wish you luck he's not actually going to fight me right uh fight can I take your order now start not hungry well if you ever are you'll let me know won't you sure like a butler of sorts right come on glare the cat you're not a butler tell him that oh yeah I like a butler excellent thank you Butler no problem boy won't you be surprised when I accuse you of murder thought I told you to leave me alone Tails Knuckles clear for the cat and I need to determine what you were doing during the hour the murder took place Aaron I swear to God my brain cannot process this whenever you see glare the cat it's got a it's got a question mark I know I know you'd think you'd think it'd be easier but I was just like reading into my head like man Greg really [ __ ] up this sentence doesn't make any sense I already told you buzz off you're not getting anything out of me thankfully we don't need you to say much what happened here is pretty obvious F what it is we have evidence too we do glar if the cat just take a good look at her inventory all right fine I use the Diablo red lipstick what was distracting Knuckles during the time Sonic was murdered Monkey Ball the arcade machine huh what makes you think I touched it with these Knuckles yeah think oh here we go and by think I mean Run and Jump yeah yeah yeah waa okay whoa all right all right who Okay somebody Rings damn whoa okay it's like way harder than the last one seriously all right [Music] light bulb good eyes hurting this is this isn't a tough one Knuckles oh boy Knuckles you clearly touched the arcade machine because you've got the touch of an Angel what evidence do you have that the damages are punches um what are you all staring at my hands for Knuckles you clearly destroyed the Cade machine but why I needed a punching bag and none were available to me okay just a sudden urge to punch huh I believe repairing the arcade machine will give us our answer hold on hold on let him cook how will you I'm on it glare for the cat distract Knuckles while I fix Super Monkey Ball next time on game GRS Bring It On didn't mean to do the Tarzan scream that's okay it sounded great thanks you think I should audition for the movie that's not being made yes awesome I'll tell my agent right away see you who's my agent good day Aaron theen very important are you ready to bring it on just the way Knuckles says to bring it on I sure hope so man cuz that guy's got some knuckles for days man he really does wow they pierce right through those big pillowy mittens of his oh oh God so this isep do you think they got the idea from Wolverine from Knuckles that kidnapped I do I do actually 40 years earlier um I think uh I think this is episode three of Sonic murder mystery yes and uh now we are about to interrogate Knuckles which is why he's saying to bring it on D luckily the way you interrogate Knuckles is to play a little fun Sonic the Hedgehog ring game so uh no actual thought is necessary which is how I like it this is getting way harder yeah huh it's a game whoops you blew it [ __ ] and you already had the necessary Rings you didn't think a now tails get away from that arcade cabinet clear with the cat try again I have to get Super Monkey Ball fixed okay man so many disperate sentences working together to create a plot you have to beat the handheld video game in order for me to repair the other video game that will reveal whether or not Knuckles killed Sonic the Hedgehog I mean that's Fu Aaron that was the same SP place I don't know what happened wow something something in my head it's a shame because you just gave such a brilliant synopsis of everything that was happening I guess it just took all the brain power oh jeez oops oh but you still have a chance to get the requisite Rings back if you try you did it I did it did it you get a light bulb and then Knuckles goes oh and then that's the game the arcade machine is fixed no don't look at the scores very not incriminating Knuckles quick look at the scores if he doesn't want people to see the scores why doesn't he just put in fake name I'm pulling it up now oh okay what does this tell us oh that's you what does this tell us nothing obviously Bagel is better than candy it tells us something massive look at the name on the top of the list Vectron the Transformer it's Vector he's supposed to be in the library car did somebody call Vectron no Vectron get out of here stupid [ __ ] I'm not even totally sure you're real oh sorry transforms back into like a bread maker now we have all this extra bread the picture is beginning to be painted here you you competed with Vector to see who could get the highest score and Vector beat you by one point how did that even happen and in frustration you destroyed the arcade cabinet he's punching the air in frustration take my word for it you're guessing where's your proof where's your evidence punch punch vector's a common name prove to me it was here he was here now vector's a common name um do you see any other [ __ ] vectors proven Vector waserman from the Jewish County [Music] Center oi I'm a crocodile I need I need what with the birds picking the things out of my teeth and such oh well guess I'll play Super Monkey Ball now glare the cat what proves Vector was here with Knuckles this yamaka I guess wa is this it no he was in the library Knuckles is in the saloon uh used cups why not sure wait is there something on the something here it's a shame to see Super Monkey Ball in this state that yellow thing isn't fact really no I think it's just flavor crystals no I thought it was strange that there was more than one cup sitting next to you you just need one for your mouth and one as an athletic supporter while you were supposed to be participating in the murder mystery game for Amy's birthday you and Vector enjoyed some drinks playing arcade nzl with each other while I will admit I used one cup as a pea Cup and the other one to drink more liquid for more pee the third one was vectors it's I'm it's not like it's it's not I wasn't ah don't don't tell Amy I drank my own pee I think we're wait are we still talking about the same thing wait did did you murder Sonic Sonic he's dead who has time to kill anyone when there's so much pee to drink I think we're on thead right track here Sonic he's dead it's as you say Vector popped in at the top of the hour at the top of the hour wanting to play the arcade machine with me we went back and forth trying to figure the game out but when we did we competed for the highest score when he bested me I destroyed the machine no proof of his win other than the proof you just showed even though I took the time to insert my name I was trying to fix the arcade cabinet before you who came in honest I didn't want it to be C great reading Aaron that's the one we're going to use we'll go with that and that's my story and Alibi I've already told an a bridged version of this to Amy boy this friend group has a lot of Pride issues well that explains one of the used cups but what if the cup with the lipstick Mark Rouge was in here too a it's inconsequential not worth mentioning I'll tell her you said that Knuckles yeah by the way I just mentioned it she searched around for something but failed made fun of our game and left I was going baton going baton obnoxious that one you could tell her that one too but you offered her a drink apparently well she's hot what do you expect listen I don't know why she showed up and I've told you everything that happened before the train head up are you not satisfied will you too relent or do you want more I'm understanding the scenario Vector visited to play games Rouge couldn't find something and then Knuckles destroyed the machine plus he was thirsty in more ways than one it all makes sense to me thank you for answering so many of our actually that's not everything is it Knuckles what do you mean oh no I want to step back to something I noticed a peas St growing in your pants one more name on that high score list doesn't make sense bagel bagel I was going to say bagel glare for the cat oh an odd name on the high score list what is Tails talking about candy ultim ultimate ultim bread Apple toast Bagel [Music] candy all the all the other names have a food theme but this one who who here goes by Alum [ __ ] you may not know glare the cat but there's someone here that goes by the title ultimate life form bagel oh oh that's me what about it yeah do you want cold foam on the top or the ultimate life form cinnamon shavings there's really someone here that goes by that nothing sneaks by you does it Bud drizzle of caramel vector and I were struggling so much with the game but then Shadow dropped by got a really shitty score too so Shadow was here too he taught us the game and was the first to get his name on the scoreboard vector and I then fought to beat shadow score it would take two men to defeat the ultimate life form whipped cream on that he gave us two caramel macchiatos mine was iced vector's was hot bro I love Shadow the Barista it's so funny they're both very annoying you all IMM you all immediately had to compete huh I started doing a shadow voice he gave me this before he left this opens the dry storage closet where we keep the chocolate pudding and shavings and such Shadow told me me to lock the door and to not open it for anyone then he left it's where the souvenir mugs are when Vector was leaving I locked the door behind him saw no one else after locking the door that's the honest truth I tell you yeah well third time's a charm so when Amy came through here not too long ago did you open the door for her [ __ ] no I think she has some sort of key too real chivalrous dude that's right that's right the conductor gave for that special birthday key oh yeah well I have a lot of questions what happened in the library to cause Vector to come here what are you doing later what's your cell phone number why is Shadow locking doors and what was ruse rou searching for I don't know they didn't tell me even though I asked with that cowboy accent and am I drunk why can't I say rou surging rou searching it's tough you're going to have to find them and ask them yourselves zel El that was the perfect time for the music to start a new song yourself s more important than I expected to get there but it seems we can move on as of right now I believe your story Knuckles you only lied to us twice we'll only know for sure when we confirm things to with Vector well don't don't talk to that guy yeah fair enough he's dead the library is the next car I can all open the log for you yeah what somebody in the other side of the train didn't get the memo that Sonic's already dead yeah like kill somebody else give whoever Cod Sonic an earful for me detective tals and Butler God I liked it better when he wasn't talking to us we'll do sure come on glare the Cat Let's head to the library hell yeah on it this is way more exciting than microwaving chili dogs actually there was no there was no comma after will do so it was will do Sheriff come glare the cat glare the cat coming had to get that question mark followed by the two exclamation points ready to Mosey Down to the next car no way dang nabbit it's dagnabbit you got it partner onwards this game is adorable is this the library car oh my God hang in there can I have it can I live here all this stuff's getting heavy I'll dump what I don't need can IH has cheese Library sorry every you're really trying to make that one work really trying to shoehorn that one in there everyone's favorite journalist reporter Amy Rose is hot on the scoop sounded better in my head I'm heading out you've been fabulously helpful all righty before you go espo and I wanted to give you your presents my my presents yes I have been hiding them in my poofy sleeves wow you're both too sweet thank you it's like one of those tubes that has like goo in it and you can't hold on to it cuz it's always folding in on itself anyway grab the sleeve Victor it seems we have more guests Amy there you are you found any leads yet oh the detective pair needs help from the birthday girl don't don't Sully this ah she knows everyone's allowed to be sassy on their birthday and murder this tip is just too juicy to ignore don't take that out of context inappropriate I'll see you all around this boober is just leaking C come on don't worry Sonic I'll be the one to avenge you and quick this shaft is too hard to knock around but how oh that's you sorry but how are you going to leave the door to the next car is locked oh you doubt the birthday girl I got a [ __ ] birthday key oh okay the birthday girl has a master key is Vector always sweating is that what's going on there he's like nervous I guess I guess right right the birthday girl gets the birthday key of course it's a birthday privilege known by all I'll solve this case before anyone else bye as Emy may be Hasty but she's thorough now what are you do wish I could say the same thing for my Proctologist shy finished off that juicy tip in no time at all now what are you two doing looking mighty suspicious I say I'm the detective so I can't be the murderer oh okay I believe you and I'm uh just making sure here things go well here to ask if anyone's hungry starved i' kill for a chicken parmesan right about now maybe kill isn't the right language to use right now say murder I wasn't going to kill for anything else it's not a kill mystery I'm I'm Vector the butcher I'm covered in blood I'm licensed to handle raw me come on man they knew what they were doing and I'm ESP the poet ah poetry a resident message from poet to reader meant to challenge our delicate perspectives with the most rhythmic of Pros can I hear some sure uh tear drops in the spring can you hear me sing la la la la de de de DD um was that it or I have more if you'd like sorry okay cherry blossoms in the spring sure I'm uh satisfied for now thanks just like that raw meat and that juicy tip at least he's rhyming I suppose C the cat and I are here to establish both of your elbies can you walk us through what happened after Amy had everyone leave the dining car oh sure it's simple we just explained this to Amy actually took 3 hours when we were all sent off Rouge Blaze Shadow and Sonic all passed through this Library car what a mly crew where Amy told me and Espio to stay I probably pick up a book off the shelf and made myself comfortable I hid a couple in my sleeves the castle of cross destinies by Italo calino Victor got bored so he left to see what Knuckles was up to in the saloon car yep I beat his ass and super Monkey Ball where was Rouge we happened to see her lipstick staying on a cup at the saloon car Rouge came over to the library car seemingly looking for something then she went to search the saloon car she came back shortly after we heard her shout no way now I at the brochure stand over there but she left back to the casino car before Shadow came through and locked the door wonder what she found she's obviously been on the hunt for something a man after Rouge left Shadow walked through the casino door then entered the library car and locked the door behind him more importantly why has Shadow been locking doors Shadow walked through the library car of the saloon car indoor voice when Knuckles and I were playing games he insisted on showing us up at Super Monkey Ball I got so engrossed by The Rolling monkey action as I often do don't take that out of context I hardly noticed when Shadow left the saloon car I guess he walked through the library car to the casino car again locking the door behind him then returned to the lounge car where he was meant to be stationed when Victor came back we realized Knuck locked the door to the saloon car we were stuck in the library car that's when the train sped up we were worried about the bookshelves falling on us but we got through it all right we sat trapped here until Amy arrived asking questions to too many questions she's the one that told us someone murdered Sonic we took the news well and yeah that's all that happened with all these locked doors it seems vector and Espio couldn't have left the library car or the saloon car unless they're [ __ ] lying thank you both for your cooperation we're just going to peek around and we'll return with any questions they go walk over there and Tails is like they [ __ ] so did it they absolutely killed her you come back did you R him if you return with any meat I'll chop it up for you and if you'd like to be serated with a poem I got you covered too thanks guys their Alibi seem solid enough but we should still search for Clues what we're looking for is any evidence that proves what they are saying is true we need to confirm vector's reason for leaving his post and determine if Espio was actually in the library car reading a tall task but we can do it let's de to the bottom of this Tails absolutely probably should have said that all out loud I don't know what I was thinking a chow hangs precariously from a tree branch death blooms it's the large text below reads hang in there wow I really needed to see this this little Chow's hanging there refusing to use his wings to fly to safety because choosing the hard way is often the most rewarding that's beautiful if this child can stick to his principles and find strength then I can too and if not I'll just fly away there's no way there was that much thought put into this poster right ooh brochures there are travel destination ideas here like amusement parks Caverns hotels restaurants oh my ooh glar the C look at this there's a couple Maps here this seems to be a map of the library car the books are categorized by genre which are listed here I love a good overhead map let's take it should we take this brochure about a cave too look there's stag tis nah leave it did you take the brick to capore that was the key to all of this oh yeah that's Fair nobody shares my fondness for caves as Tenacious D taught us stalactites are no problem stac mites might poke you in the ass from below oh so many books on the ground I wish we had time to pick them all up I sadly have no interest in picking up these books wow that's how you react to all garbage a lot of these were knocked out by the train speeding up but Rouge pulled a lot of these out too searching for something I get it Rouge is searching for something luckily thanks to The Dewy Decimal System what Reckless Behavior I feel sorry for the poor books they are not aive what the spines are creasing they're opening too far this kid feels empathy for everything trash something's always hidden in the trash let's check there I hate to say it but there's nothing here [ __ ] ah I really thought there'd be something there I only see trash when I look in a mirror GL glar the cat are you s there was nothing in the trash bin no I'm all right I'm sure I'm sure there'll be something hidden in the trash next next trash next trash you really think so oh yeah we just got to stay optimistic hang in there yeah yeah okay these trash bins hide a secret I'm sure of it clar the cat you're pretty unconventional men mentionable but I like that unconventional was that supposed to be a compliment couldn't tell you couldn't even pronounce the word GL the cat you stink I like that oh poor thing that arm is really struggling cleaning up this car to be fair I wouldn't want to clean up all this mess either either let's just leave it alone to do its thing yeah probably for the best starts like tickling you like stop this is what arms should be for for tickling a globe of our marvelous Planet I haven't traveled around much the islands are fun and and all but I'd love to visit some of the countries there're a lot of fun honestly plenty of wonderful people in shops the food can't be beat either ah sounds perfect for a vacation the conductor was talking about spagonia if you've ever been there I have actually if you're ever visiting be sure to stop at the University and say hi to Professor pickle he'll tell you everything about the area and makes one scrumptious sandwich he puts pieces of himself self inside you don't even want to know how juicy the tips of the sandwiches are when prepared by Professor pickle I'll keep that in mind thanks this group knows everyone and has been everywhere haven't they I feel like such a douche uh let's just take a pause and hit for sit for a second these chairs are very comfy so plush puts me right in the mood to read makes me want to take a nap personally in fact maybe I'll rest my my eyes a bit glare of the cat no don't fall asleep this is a video game that has to be interesting and [ __ ] you've recently sustained a head injury if you go to sleep terrible things can happen there's been a murderer remember if I had a ring for every time a murder ruined my nap time um yeah want to finish that sentence Oh secret book what's this bright red book oh yuck this reeks of the evil scientist Dr Eggman what do you smell him Yep this is Dr eggman's autobiography and recipe book in the case you ever decide to cook them strangely no egg recipes what kind of recipes who cares I wouldn't trust any book He's written it's weird that this is even here maybe people just appreciate an omelet you may not be wrong you may not be wrong you and you can't make one of those without breaking a few eggs oh oh cool gone Cal fancy a bem no how about a poem about trains locomotive in motion I think I lost my lotion the window shows the ocean oh wait there's my lotion H thanks I actually really like that one now leave me alone with my lotion huh uh start intergation H I don't think we have enough evidence yet what do you mean I've clicked everything why don't we take a look around a little more first okay very well there have I not clicked everything maybe I need to go to a different room I don't know maybe oh wow I wish I could stop and look at all these books and maybe he will next time on game GRS you literally can Tails this is a vacation oh yeah you can just do whatever you want yeah Sonic's not going to stop you he's been murdered yeah it's like I went and murdered Sonic over there and then I decided hey I want a drink drink so I just kind of came here and sat down what was that well I got a drink here's whiskey you want some see you later everyone welcome back to episode four of Sonic murder mystery tails is currently in the library Sonic the Hedgehog what keep saying Sonic murder mystery it's the murder of Sonic the Hedgehog Sor right it's the name of the game the mystery murder of Sonic the Hedgehog murder mystery the story of the murder the story The Mysterious murderous murder of the mystery okay so tals is in the library we're talking too and vector and we're just Gathering evidence so we can interrogate them y so let's take a look at those books Aaron okay but Sonic needs me no time to rest he yeah he doesn't need you like needs you less than anyone else really there's really no hurry we're on a train so nobody can leave you have essentially eternity to get this figured out all right let's move on then well I mean a little Peak wouldn't hurt he's Scavenging through all the book titles excitedly he's like a kid in a candy shop or in this case a genius in a train Library they have one punch man number seven that's odd I know some books have fallen out on the floor and everything but every book on these shelves is an alphabetical order but this one the Mirage Express manual it's the US it's the user gu oh my God it's the user guide to the Mirage Express the train we're currently on do you think that's how Sonic was able to steal the conductor's wife what thank you for bringing that up conductor comes in do you think someone found it on the ground and put it back not [ __ ] likely maybe but it is interesting let's make a note of this do you have a notepad or I thought you had a notepad all right let's see if we we can interrogate Espio now fancy oh no not enough all right maybe we can trctor yeah did you bring me any meat to chop I may be a butcher but They confiscated my meat cleaver before getting on the train that guy's very one trck minded you actually tried to bring a knife on the train I'm a man of authenticity Tales without a knife I'm just a chef in a ketchup stained apron not a butcher I think if you had a knife on you we definitely think you were the murderer H but what if I hid the knife in Sonic's body you know I'm not the biggest fan of this line of thought oh oh dang all right let me take your order oh yes please I'm starved actually I'm off duty at the moment sorry I asked the murder mystery is more important then why would you show the menu to me boy he's sassy come on Clare the cat why would you tease him like that was an option and there I thought I could trust you you've made a fool of me now I'm going to eat you look Clare the cat cat you made him a fool come on glare the cat smooth this over no I'm the fool I'm boo boo yeah yeah I smooth things over but at what cost at what cost Shadow supposedly walked through the library car before going into the saloon car when Shadow left the library car he locked the store on his way out there's got to be a reason he's doing this should we make a note of it yeah I do believe we should also a surprising lack of statements about the unlocked door that was supposed to be locked I think we found enough Clues let's go interrogate veser and espo to find out what really happened uh Amy unlocked it oo dip we should really confirm vector and SPO stories before moving on the next car are you just saying that because you want to look at the books longer either way we should get back to the investigation so shy about liking books did you bring me any meat to chop okay I may be a butcher but oh I already got Yep this already happened knife start the interrogation start the okay fancy a poem what will it be space I made it up to space with my beloved antique vase but a mistake in my haste drop the vase for My Embrace so my antique I must now replace damn that was pretty [ __ ] sick I think it was supposed to be read like a limmerick what caus you to drop the v i was killing this guy don't read too deeply it's just a poem he hasn't thought it through has he okay Aaron please interrogate him it won't let me yes he will oh what the [ __ ] it had a whole thing where he was like we have enough Clues now oh how did I not that's okay so oh that's you so the two of you don't believe us eh it's not that I don't trust either of you but I wouldn't be a proper detective without examining the validity of your Alibis it's a Lees glare the cat and I are here to confirm two things why Vector left to go play games with Knuckles and if espo really was reading in the library car Vector we'll start with you why did you leave the library card she's like why did you leave the library card what I think I skipped a bunch of dialog mashed it is there a way to Old text nope all right I wasn't entertaining him enough it seems Vector enjoys being so sh plus we were instructed to mingle I remembered the arcade machine in the saloon car was a chick magnet so figured i' go check it out this seems to line up with the information we gathered with knuckles then that brings our attention to you SPO Rouge entered the library car found something then left you said you immediately started reading but were you actually reading the entire time you were in the library car of course he was right once SBO starts reading he doesn't stop till it's done I've seen it happen he's a rapid reader it must have been a good read what was the book The Burnstein be first day at coool espo doesn't owe you that detective let the man live wow what if it was embarrassing what kind of things do you think I read if you won't talk I have a hunch on what that book might be glar the cat could you help me out all right glare the cat what book do we think Espio may have been reading the man the only book in my thing the a manual you think SPO was reading instructions what argument could you possibly have to support this think Sonic got to run fast go fast got to go so fast [ __ ] I'm Rings oh I such a douche you are grasping I knew it we got this glare for the cat let's try again think damn you think of Sonic running so fast oh yeah that's right whoops getting a little harder what the [ __ ] is this who whoops oh [ __ ] stop did the Sonic in your brain fall down again yes hurry up and think damn you all right that's good just so many things happening yeah you got to one did you w whoa okay all right ninja stars GL the cat nice there books scattered around the floor sure but the remaining books on the shelves were all in alphabetical order my God all accept this manual meaning someone at the very least picked the manual up and put it back in the incorrect place oh that was me next question this lack of attention and detail isn't normally like you SPO Hey Now You're an allar I won't have you insulting My Pal like this you going to get my game on calm down Vector I know you mean well but I can handle myself that's not what you said last night apologies SPO a butcher and a poet friendship can form anywhere that is indeed the book I was reading the Mirage Express manual trains are cool you know we're like friends outside of this right like yeah have to be weird about it in that case we'd like to ask you a few questions about the manual glare the cat if you don't mind could you ask espo some questions about the manual just flip to a page and ask away you just lie oh I see quiz s about the manual to prove he read it what page did that quiz him on page 14 okay presuming you didn't get very far uh okay what efficient and extremely accurate technology was installed to assist in keeping the train spotless robotic arms during events they can perform a variety of tasks and are responsible for cleaning up trash and messes afterwards I mean I don't know I remember the conductor saying the train can clean itself unless that incriminates me in which case trains what are trains though I have a feeling feeling the train company just didn't want to hire any janitors the robotic arms can also detect weapons or explosives being brought under the train ensuring passenger safety so that's where my knife went oh yeah seems like SPO a that question clear the cat hit him with another one oh okay which pce do I choose uh 89 what is the Mirage Express's cancellation policy no refunds and you will be charging no show fee this does not apply if you are over the age of 65 gee the person who made this rule must have been over 65 last one glare the cat let's see if espo can go three for three why would he make the if he owns the makes the rules he could probably get on the train anytime he wants okay gotcha which Pace should I pick last 420 nice what was implemented to support the conductor duties and ease General train obl ation an intelligent data processing system it works in tandem with the conductor to assure smooth travels for guests I remember this the train has an autopilot but it can't access its full Suite of capabilities without the conductor present now did I pass your little test yes pee into this cup go on totally it's wild you were able to retain all this information so quickly a poet's brain is often surprising I don't know if I'd be bragging about that what that he's smart yeah oh there goes espo he's got poets brain you've clearly read the manual those answers feel far too specific to be guesses and you both had the nerve to question my buddy like that is that right espo like slaps him with this giant hand on the back and he's like Jesus don't we don't we want to be supporting folks who read you have to admit though reading the entire time a murder occurred does sound a bit suspicious even if true I mean he read the whole [ __ ] book clearly depends on how fast the murder is but heot could take seconds but he answered all my questions so calmly that's very impressive no no I understand everyone's cautious attitudes Vector was the only one to see me reading after all my aliia is hard to substantiate despite being the truth well you definitely read through the manual so I suppose we call SPO SPO is that true Vector was the only one to see you reading yes that's correct problem problem like the troll face frankly I don't believe that can be true and we have evidence to back it up okay glar for the cat what you always puts me on the spot okay glare if the cat think we should have a piece of evidence linked to someone who also saw SPO reading but what um is it the lock oh yeah cuz Shadow Shadows lock please pretel what has this to do with anything we're at clar the cat let's get our argument together time to play an approximation of Sonic the Hedgehog I love it how does this work there's no licensing for this is a real game like super real yeah this is released by Sega wow that's awesome I had no idea I thought it was um like a fan-made Studio game oh man well I mean it yes but Sega bought it I I don't know whoa whoa give me Rings dude F oh oh no oh no oh no a not enough cash stranger H consider my time Wasted by one measly little ring let's give it another go GF and yeah boy oh yeah boy boy getting oh I'm the ring boy I'm the one who collects just just get just just get I've got all the [Music] Rings oh man oh oh oh no oh thank God oh Aaron you saltwater sailor I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know Shadow walked through the library car to get to the saloon car where he set the original high score on the arcade machine yeah but I ended up beating it it wasn't the high score long Crocs are natural gamers everybody knows that everybody knows that game Gamers naturally wear Crocs maybe that's what the connection they were trying to make espo said he saw Shadow enter the library car but he's mentioned nothing about Shadow's return he only mentions that Vector came back when Shadow left Knuckles and Vector in the saloon car espia was fully seated reading his book for a good while at this point we know Shadow had to walk back through the library car when he left the saloon car so there's absolutely no way Shadow and Espio didn't notice one another on Shadow's return trip uh I mean it was a simple slip up I was just fully immersed in my book that I didn't notice Shadow it was so engaging all this talk about like Windows and like cleaning the windows you're telling me the sound of doors opening and locking wouldn't have caused you to look up I well you I we see I could sense espio's desperation here defending the argument that he was reading the entire time isn't easy so if you didn't see Shadow returning from the saloon car to lock all the doors whose juicy tip is this sorry what were you saying No it's it's go ahead then at that moment were you really in the library car at all but how would espo leave Shadow locked all the doors and no one saw espo in the saloon car it's a mystery my dear glare the cat one that I would love for Espio to solve but I'm not the detective you got to believe me that cool demeanor is Vanishing I was so involved with my book I didn't notice Shadow passed back through the library car honest yeah honest when Vector returned he even had to tap me on the shoulder to get my attention yeah I I think I remember doing that I must avenge my friend's death so I'll ask you again SPO if you weren't there for shadow to see you reading then how did you leave the library car I wasn't I didn't I couldn't I mustn't why doesn't this seem right to me Tails definitely feels like he's on to something but I don't see it was Espio simply sitting reading or did he somehow vanish to not notice Shadow's return to the library car what should I do would anybody like coffee uh I don't know I mean I I kind of am with SPO on this like you're like really reading a book you sometimes you notice things I have to make sure our guests are taken care of I have to speak up Tails we have a piece of evidence that can answer all of our problems all right my fellow associate lay it on me all right genius rapper what oh yeah what's it Le on me genius rapper what piece of evidence shows Shadow and Espio couldn't have seen one another uh oh maybe this I guess the layout I don't know all right now let's get my thoughts in order Sonic I mean I like the idea of this being the thing that all businessmen are stuck doing yeah like oh when they're trying to think something over in a meeting their brains are actually in Sonic the Hedgehog [Music] land tell us your idea and fill out that for and triplicate sign the [Music] Hedgehog light P nice you did it you you master the library map oh oh I see see the exits they're right across from one another a straight path if Shadow walks down this straight path there's a way espo and Shadow couldn't have seen one another looks like you'll have to point out where exactly on the map you mean um this one I [Music] guess where oh that's you oh where could ESP have been for shadow to not see him I was looking for a place uh here I don't know they're all kind of like within view Shadow was where he came in through that door well it's saying like if you did this where would you have been able to sit where you wouldn't see that I guess this one oh I guess I guess the one behind the wall this no no no this yes but that's which way are these chairs I'm assuming this means it's forward it's facing towards the table but but I mean that's the only one that like is completely covered on the way to the door from door to door okay well I don't know what this is I guess it's the Shelf yeah oh I see ah wait what why are the shelves uh I don't know interesting that's where I was sitting reading my book yes of course the place where I wouldn't have been able to see Shadow that's where I was sitting I can second this when I returned from the saloon car SPO was definitely sitting down in fact I wasn't even on a train is this a train what is a train that confirms it then you see Shadow and Espio couldn't have seen one another from this spot because a bookcase is in the way there's no way Shadow could have seen Espio or vice versa it makes a lot of sense why you never mentioned Shadow's return SPO there's just no way you would have seen him said I apologize for losing my cool back there I felt like I was grasping despite telling the truth but I'm glad you all believe me now your Albi isn't the most airtight but I have no further points the tip could be juicier thank you both for answering all our questions we did it another pair of ales validated bye wow too many locked doors to worry about but I'm glad everything straightened itself out in the end nice well I'm exhausted lot of murdering today I'm going to crash here for a little bit these chairs are so comfy likewise I could use a breather sadly our work isn't done I have plenty of questions for Rouge and especially Shadow the murderer oh it seems the door to the next car is open Amy must have kept it open when she passed through earlier then that's our cue to leave see you later vector and SPO give them hack and if you need any meat chopped up say the word I'll keep my poetry sharp for you both like I keep my murdering knives yeah nice and tight a murderer is on loose while doors keep getting locked ticktock tick ticktock goes the clock while our heroes are in the Caboose at this point I'm feeling pretty confident in our detective abilities we're really doing this come on clear off the cat let's see what's next just like just smash cut like flies over Sonic's body coming we're having such a fun adventure aren't [Music] we you sure you don't want to stay and look at all the great books a little longer the mystery calls okay the investigation continues but I'll be back here and I'm going to read some [ __ ] books I'm going to buy this whole place out whoa sign me up play a metal game all day yeah all this stuff's getting heavy I'll dump what I don't [Music] need Rouge there you are we have a lot to say to you we visited every train car so far and everyone said they've seen you wandering about it's high time you told us why my my talk about a warm welcome quick to the Point aren't you darling and I see you brought the microwave Master with you oh please don't let that be my legacy tails is Right folks have brought you up a lot care to explain yeah I'm hot I'm that [ __ ] oh sure I can't be glare the cat with the 40in cat dick but you microwave one spaghetti dish uh tell them Rouge we're going to need the help please that's my name all right I've been hunting for Treasure rumor to be stored here at the trade let's give him the same voice treasure they certainly didn't tell me about treasure in the interview since I'm part business tycoon pure purveyor of fine Collectibles I knew oh my God I cannot speak since I'm part business tycoon do I smell burning toast part purveyor of fine Collectibles I knew I had to find it tell them what it is is Rouge all right well it's a Fab Chow egg a Fab egg imagine that do you remember the um Game Grumps episode where we talked about the fabri burrito no we're like a 2 million doll burrito made with diamonds and filled with meat I love that idea no oh wow that does sound extravagant but please don't tell me you've accepted Amy's birthday party invite only to find that egg a woman can have have multiple goals I gave Amy her birthday present already so everything's well taken care of she brok me in on the hunt immediately I stayed here while she searched the train cars for Clues I deduced the Sha fabri Sha Chow egg is here in this train car I think you are smelling burnt toast locked in a safe okay well all right I'll get back to it uh next time I game grows ibye goodbye hey Dan hello Aaron you tooting around playing sonic yeah I'm tooting around uh you know who is toting around look at that look at that Mustachio Chow back there oh man yeah oh he's like the Pit Boss that Chow Chucks anyway so we're uh it's the Sonic murder mystery of Sonic murder murdered son Sonic got murdered like his name is fou like what is what the bit that Chow Chucks well I just like like that's their word for it like they they don't want to curse and like use CH instead oh okay did you did you read that in the Sonic Wiki you don't know what kind of Deep dive I've done on Sonic stuff off camera oh yeah what game is she from uh who the The Blaze the Cat what game is she from that's a cat all right so the treasure is real it's actually here that's me okay sorry and what did you manage to find Rouge oh well why don't you both take a look at these you could kiss these goodbye I found the I I found the Train's blueprints in the library car with the safe code written right on it the score of a lifetime the Train's blueprints please Rouge let us see that uh uh uh finders keeper sweetheart literally just got to see it yeah oh yeah there's a problem we need your assistance doc what kind of problem the elevator behind the security guard leads us right to the room holding the Fab Chow egg but we're not getting anywhere without the guard's access card oh we need a plan to get that card to use the elevator and our chance of success grows with everyone's help oh so you want us to help you steal the fabri you want us to help you CME yeah I mean he said that a little loud don't you think yeah steal the fa ch guards like mustache Twitches was that Blaze you don't have a problem with this I see no issues here sounds like a fine business venture ah her lore card must be influencing her decisions here or maybe she's just a naughty cat I guess she's a cat yeah she can't be that much of a bastard either that or breaking the rules must be refreshing for a princess glare the cat do you have an opinion on this um it's time for a five finger who Aaron you're like from the bad side of town yeah dude well I'm role playing well I suppose if both Blaze and glare the catar in that felt like the first like actual Choice yeah okay let's let's steal the Declaration of Independence ch's head turns let's get that Fab that's the ticket happy to have you both on the team now we must plan whoa to the Whiteboard here's the plan you go up here and then I go around here and then I take a I don't know football terms I was about to act like it was a football play and I was like I have no idea you know what you go over here you go over here is good enough we'll do a twisty goo I've been watching football for 35 years and at the end of the day that's basically what's happening oh boy what have we gotten ourselves into access to the fabri Chow egg room is behind a locked elevator door the security guard has access card do we o oh man this is really like taking some distract Forks in the road distract them perfect we're all Charming enough for that to work right that was actually a really nice thing to say it wasn't about you Clare if the cat is everything okay I've never seen you smile like that well I've never been hit on by a [ __ ] hand foros bat yeah you smiling cuz you're thinking of those sweet bat baps that are going to be used as the dist action seems they don't know how to take a compliment if I'm going to be in a casino my poker face needs work my poker face okay who's distracted the security guard uh Rouge obviously yeah of course of course I'll distract them who could resist my feminine charms I'm not sure how effective your charms will be on a chow CH start with ch just like Chow's talk like dance set yeah plus your flight fight flight plus your plus your flight child's going to want a long look at these chits that's for sure want to start that over yeah plus your [ __ ] wow plus your flight make Pro Aaron just look at the words first man I mean I I'm I'm just kidding I've been doing the same thing plus your flight might prove useful there you go I'm not sure you being a the distraction makes sense I want to look at someone else's playthrough of this and see if they also had a problem reading that because plus your flight might is like that's a tongue twister right there they probably used the female Tik Tok Voice Plus your flight might prove useful I'm not sure you being the distraction makes sense oh well fair enough let's think it over again oh damn all right so you couldn't use her to distract oh so who's distracting the SEC into it um uh Tails sure I could be the distraction I don't like the way he said that veto I'm with blaze his delivery was shaky no really I could do it sorry buddy but I think you'll be better off elsewhere 6 feet under in that case who should we choose so many options yeah oh man I don't know think you can distract the guard Blaze yes okay it's settled in my life I've never let a single person down I won't falter great her voice was so stoic I have chills I'm in love well I trust her moving on wow it really was that easy what's the distraction uh pretend a claw machine is ask the child about their partner and kids that's cute excellent people love talking about themselves this will easily distract the guard perfect I think we can move on then damn all right with the guard distracted Rouge how will you get the access card ask for the card pick their pockets dude I'll snatch the access key no problem that Chow in uniform won't notice a thing oh yeah they established that earlier when she stole from the conductor oh that's right yeah excellent We Can Count On You Rouge the criminal try not to take anything from the else from them then if you can help it wow try not to take anything else from them if you can help it okay no promises their dignity will be firmly not intact with the card obtained we need to get blaze out of there glare the cat what's your plan um well we need to get blaze out of there push the security guard over say there's a drink without a coaster love it that security is not going to care about that okay yeah CH BL best then you'd be marrying into the royal family what is your heritage any war crimes I should know about what uh well um in trying to clean my my toilet I accidentally made mustard gas until there's the until the tribunal concludes I don't think we can really say one way or the other your dress is far too plain you would need a complete refashioning immediately uh you know what maybe we should try something else interesting you give up far too easily as well we'd have to work on your fortitude I'd rather work on my fortitude okay with the c Aaron Hansen excellent fortitude absolutely vile I can think of nothing worse despicable I would never allow such a thing in My Kingdom what did you choose uh tell them there's a drink without a coaster oh okay the guard would go running immediately I'm sure of it great and with the guard distracted we'll all head to the elevator and have a good laugh and just like that we'll all make it in the elevator inside we Jesus just pop some cider now that's a proper Victory oh no one last security measure we didn't account for what do we do about the mechanical arms tacking from the ceiling okay what they do in Terminator 2 high five each of them oh time into one big knot sound that's a goodish yeah my shoes don't have laces does anyone know here know how to tie a knot yes well no um I can but I got to sing a little song while I do it I'm going to step here and here and veto this let's think of something else Jesus guess someone didn't want to hear my song [ __ ] okay what do we do about the mechanical arms um have tails is oh yeah he's a big mechanical boy I should be able to disengage them I'll just need some time well while you're doing that we could distract them by tying them all together wait I can't tie a knot can you tie a knot please I actually can't tie a knot well actually no all right I veto this well that leads us nicely to our next question oh no tails is taking a while and the arms are tightening their grip uh uh imagine you're not in pain pretend there's nothing cry and hope they sympathize Tails managed to do it Darlings I'm happy to say this plan is perfect if everyone is ready it's time to execute the guard the plan the plan and Sonic wait [ __ ] I'm I'm ready let's begin all right let's see what's up that elevator up that elevator up that elevator m m m Shiny Gold I knew the plan would go off without a hitch that guard is dead but can't make an omelet without breaking few eggs am I right I would put that firmly in the hitch category shut up Tails we couldn't have made it this far without you both you have my gratitude our planning beforehand was very thorough I must admit it was executed to Perfection just like that guard was executed and thrown into the dumpster behind the casino perfect enough chatter now we claim our real prize I have the safe code right here on These Blueprints let's claim our Fab Chow egg oh boy no question this has got to be the safe with our treasure this is such a dumb question I have Rouge has no navl do animals have navels how many animals have umil umbilical cords when they're born well bats do ah [ __ ] everyone in this room just looked at each other like we have no idea I have I don't know I don't know no okay gross all right we'll have to look it up later dang [Music] it guess I better add do bats have navels to my Google search history can't wait for the day the government comes for me with a few with a few exceptions nearly all mammals have navels because of Mom's umbilical cord and bats are no different holy crap I guess it was too hot to try yeah yeah it was too SE sexy for uh the the good folks who made this game to put in we get it well here you go on it sweetheart let's see 2304 01 only if she's 53 that's a Baby Got Back reference okay okay oh wow it's here ha I have it the Fabrie burrito it's mine the egg is mine all right before anyone sees us let's get out of here hold on kiddo we can't be so Hasty you truly think that's all there is to this egg you crack Mama where's your Naval tell me where your Naval is no further Secrets whatsoever you can't walk out of here alive Rouge spit it out what are you hiding you spit it out you're the cat oh you're right [Music] [Laughter] right only three of these eggs were ever made each hiding in their own individual oh each hiding their own individual secret no one knows the secret because anyone who's opened one of these has never lived to tell the tale you could open all the egg I don't know what happened you sure can all of you will bear witness to its secret it's a Kinder Egg it's got a little to yeah what's inside is a tiny plastic pin from my hero Academia oh I wonder wonder what's in the wonderball who knows what surprises a Wonder Ball could hide yummy Nestle chocolate with candy shapes inside wow Rouge I don't know if you should all you need to do is shut the [ __ ] up and twist it on it tick tick tick um it's a bomb is it maybe it's a clock uh-oh British has no one left to tell the egg secret because each egg is a bomb I think you're on to something kid it sure sounds like a bomb we need to dispose of that egg now dispose of it after all our hard work who's got a pan a skillet with some butter Rouge fine fine but what do we do where do I put this thing that's excellent question oh my God uh take one for the team here give it to me get as far away from me as possible just remember me as I am a hero no glar the cat we won't let you do that I'll always remember you as the microwave guy damn it I mean if that's what they want who we are are we to stop the microwave obviously not going to sacrifice thems their body's too far too scrawny to contain any sort of blast true let's think of something else quickly oh God eat the egg no without any salt I won't really glar the cat probably a poor time for jokes huh uh smash the egg against the wall yeah that's a great idea for a bomb uh let it finish ticking and see what happens oh I like that are you insane do you want us to just blow up on Twitter we'll need to dispose of the bomb glare the cat that is our goal that's the only way we can Trend listen listen I get that but what if the egg isn't a bomb wait that's right glare the cat I think you're on to something huh what's right spit it out kiddo we don't have any time this is a Disney fi train ride there's no bombs on this sorry it's justo did say something interesting when we quizzed him about the P's manual he said if someone dies on Disney grounds they carry the body off the grounds so no one technically died at Disney okay okay what was the efficient and extremely accurate technology was installed to assist in keeping the train spot try nice fight try again keto robotic arms during events they can perform a variety of tasks and responsible for cleaning up trash and messes afterwards the robotic arms can also detect weapons or explosive being brought into the train ensuring passenger safety those robot arms that attacked us in the elevator seem to have a lot of functions here on the train give them the egg if a bomb was brought under the train disguised as a Fab Chow egg the arms would have detected it I wouldn't have allowed it on the only other person who knows the coming and going of the train is the conductor and he surely wouldn't allow such a thing either so if we're out of options I think we should wait and see what [Music] happens okay we wait yeah mean it's already been like 3 and A2 minutes yeah okay okay oh whoa the egg it opened it's Hollow not a bomb at all you both really were on to something yeah pH my my well that's one way to get the heart racing I'm completely relieved and by that I mean I pissed myself just like I completely relieved just like pans down her pants just slow spread [ __ ] my hunch was right thankfully Oh e and look what's inside wo wow look at that sparkle and it's so heavy too now the necklace is ticking the final secret to the Fab Chow egg is a chow covered in gems it's perfect it's Exquisite it's revolutionary it's iconic and it is the moment is she drooling over a sparkly ornament I though I must admit it is stunning uh you said no one Live to Tell the fabra Chow egg's secret wonder why if the egg wasn't a bomb they got so rich they died because they weren't as tough as us I don't know who cares what a precious treasure a beauty to behold wait does that mean Sonic might have gotten another egg could he be the reason he's dead that's why he's dead maybe they naturally died of old age and just kept the secret with them very likely cler uh as much fun as this has been we should get out of here before we're spotted and we should steal some of the gold bars just hanging out freestyle behind me good call let's go let's [ __ ] go Gamers great guarding job dude no one seems to suspect anything and the security guard is back at their post hope they subdued the drink coaster fiend okay that that was made up was it thank you both for your assistance that hunt was exactly the thrill I was seeking stealing was strangely fun good lesson but I preer to never do it again now Rouge Rouge what were you doing 3 hours ago she's completely absorbed in that bedazzled chow what what what is it darling about those blueprints now that you're done with them maybe we could take a look while I appreciate your assistance it's as I said Finders Keepers losers weepers mama sucks on Daddy's peepers I need them a little longer in case I missed any other Treasures but I promise to let you take a peek later whoa I don't want to sound ungrateful but I'm sure you get it sweetheart no you can't just add sweetheart to the end of a sentence to make things better but I don't think there's any reasoning with her she's more powerful than me 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust sweetheart you're right it doesn't work that's still very depressing well we'll get out of your way for now then we have a mystery murderer before you go Shadow gave me and Rouge one of these he passed through earlier it's a note that says I killed Sonic let me unlock the door so you can continue forward and not suspect me anymore you know we've had a lot of people mention you Rouge but we also have just as much suspicion about Shadow he's unpredictable that one good luck to you sometimes when you order a mocha he gives you a latte one one day he's finding next day he's keeping next day he's sucking on Daddy's peeping the do both of you stay safe thanks again we'll do come on glar with the Cat Let's head out gotcha the mystery continues uh should I like inter I think I mean yeah sure they wouldn't have the capabilities of these robot arms are quite spectacular I'm impressed every time we see them I can't help but wonder how they're controlled I don't know the conductor was ordering it around a bit earlier at the very least things operate much smoother with them here I wouldn't worry about it yeah that is true they're very versatile how versatile are they H should I give the slot machine a try yes all right let's see big money big money while I lost do I try again yes all right let's see big money big money while I lost do I try again yes all right let's see big money big money well I lost do I try again yes Cliff the cat what do you expect to happen if you keep playing I'm gonna hit the jackpot kiddo well now I've got to make back rent big money I'm going to get it this time you'll see well I lost but maybe next time I'll get it yes all right let's see big money big money well I lost this is just like watching you gamble all right let's see big money big money well I lost do I try again yes you know the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different outcome right no that's not the definition of insanity what is is it what is what the definition of insanity I don't know not being sane oh that's smart I'm starting to get worried here don't worry Tails I got this time well I lost do I try again yes all right let's see big money I lost yes have you ever heard of the sunk cost fallacy the sunk cost fallacy the phenomenon whereby a person is reluctant to abandoned a strategy of course or course of action because they have invested heavily in it even when it is clear that abandonment would be more benef official of course I've heard of it why do you ask no reason all right big money big money well I lost do I try again yeah Insanity noun the state of being seriously mentally ill Madness well that wasn't as funny as I thought it would be nope I'll be over here when you decide you're done insanity is no joke all right big money big money well I lost do I try again yes all right let's see big money big money well I lost do I try again yes all right I lost oh my God yes yes yes yes Aon yes Aaron yes Aaron yes all right yes yes yes yes oh come on you don't win once give me a break oh thank goodness I really thought I lost you there for a second for a minute yeah let's go oh let's [ __ ] go the only thing I lost was my money okay Dr eggman's built a lot of casinos to run around in but I've never actually sat down to play any for fun well want to play Blackjack I don't know how to play that it's easy let me show you glare the cat we simply don't have time for this we must avenge Sonic oh who cares he's dead probably a good point oh okay uh I well talk to Rouge thanks again for your help earlier now what can I do for you Darlings are you hungry what a poultry menu not a lot of options sweetie well you don't want Ramen I think I'll have to pass not a problem just let me know if you need something later sure if I need a bag of chips I'll holler since you're all that in a bag of chips do you think I can go over your Alibi again for us rou when Amy began when Amy began the murder mystery what did you do well once Amy paired blazing eye up I immediately roped to her in on a my fab Chow egg hunt we split up at the casino car and I went searching for the blueprints I walked back through the library and saloon cars till I found it in the library car did you see Sonic at all during your search Sonic no I don't believe so I remember him in the dining car at the beginning do you have anything to support that claim listen plenty of people saw me poking around it's how I lived my life like that for a while i' I've cleaned things up since then and I have the blueprints on me I hardly had time to chase Sonic down murder him and find the blueprints myself oh sorry I thought that was thought that was a confession we appreciate you answering our questions Rouge I barely had time to murder Sonic you take here now likewise darling okay well I guess they didn't do it pulling off that Heist was much more enjoyable than the rest of these casino games let's [ __ ] do it again do you think you could go over your Alibi again for us please when Amy began the murdering mystery what did you do sure we left the dining car and Rouge pulled me aside to talk about the Fab Chia EG we walked and talked to the casino car we went went to our separate wayes turned into Trump for a second there we walked we talked to the casino car a lot of people say it was the greatest Casino Car greatest Casino Car lovely Casino car where we were then went our separate ways I scooped around scoped around and discovered the egg was there the egg came up to me Big Egg strong egg tears in its eyes after that I played the slap machines the train did did a sudden jolt which was odd but I didn't leave the car I gave Amy her present when she stopped by Shadow passed through as well but it was brief he gave me the exit key and left interesting do you have any sort of proof you were playing the slots I do actually I kept winning so I saved the cash out voucher you can take a look just ask my friend Bernie Sanders just comes in out of nowhere you see she's got the voucher check if she's got the receipts it works I know if you got three coats why do you need three coats you've only got one body you can only wear one coat give the two coats to the other people sorry please continue let's see here was I don't even know where that came I just had we we were flagging for a while there and then we just had a bunch of coffee and now we're losing our minds well my coffee might still be too hot lava hot well my coffee was just right I got I got to deskin the top wow cuz it was it was pre-milk before I put it in the E you got coffee skin oh yeah didn't even know that was a thing hold on let me ah it's good it's good okay excellent It's good that's that's oh there it is that's the stuff that's the stuff right there well you know what how about next time on game gums we finished this oh my God yeah we're just going to finish this thing okay see you then everybody goodbye goodbye yeah yeah boom and welcome to what we think at this moment without any real knowledge or understanding of what we're saying to be possibly the finale of Sonic murder mystery the murder of Sonic well I'm pretty sure there's only one character left and that's Shadow I think so and Sonic you have to interview the dead guy oh yeah who murdered you Shadow all right credits let's see here 14,000 credits cuz she won them oh that's an enormous payout how did you I'm just naturally lucky I suppose that smirk that damn smirk she's so self-aware well thank you for your time Blaze anytime in Tails do tell cream I said hi won't you of course can do we all in the same train like cream's not here yeah how all right cream's not on the train she's outside someone doing something else she didn't get invited to Amy's birthday but that's what I'm saying blae could just maybe she'd see cream first how whatever ready to get going you okay okay okay just doing the logic in my head yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah unless taals and cream party like constantly let's do it I think they're friends yeah oh okay Blaze lives on some [ __ ] Island somewhere oh a look at this The Jazz Room Lounge car hey Tito keep the symbol splashy you got it boss but now is a good time as any to clean out my pockets I know you won't talk but I know exactly why you've been locking those doors it's hard to get an A word in as you talk over me I just want to know what size vente or Grande it's almost as hard to get a word in when I'm steaming the milk for your Frappuccino it'll only take a second I have my reasons I no reason is convincing enough it's inconceivable what you did you dang bastard hey hey what's going on here he is coming in hot as usual huh I see you made it here Tails but I didn't expect the Iron Chef as well we'll see what you say when your microwave chili dog's delicious I'd also like to know why you've been locking doors throughout the train Shadow well it seem seems Amy already knows so ask [Music] her I'm not saying a thing you lot will have to tell me why am I British no you L have to tell me why now if you can leave me be I am an appointment coming at an [Music] appointment uh an appointment who wants to just like a [ __ ] like Wheel of Fortune Wheel that voice who wants to meet with him well glar the cat Shadow is 55 years old and a routine colonoscopy is very important so that's the appointment he has to keep once a year every year stuff up his ass every time he's like spank his fist in his hand boom baby right in there it seems like Shadow isn't going to talk let's do some investigating all right ready to find some answers Tails indubitably my dear glar the cat uh the cat could you open the Wardrobe please no why don't you open it sure wait is there a reason you want me to do it what if something falls out or Worse someone leaps out I just think you should do it okay refuse Tails must open it all right watch a pro a heck all this dust you open the door too fast it blew everywhere oh maybe you want to open it then you [ __ ] [ __ ] maybe they'll dust for fingerprints that way oh huh Tails do you see this a pulk string glare the cad that's my name yeah I'm right here what it's got to activate something what the the back of the Wardrobe opened it leads to Narnia Mr tness just falls out of the [Laughter] train there's a full passageway back there come on we have to see where this leads he's curious this might me must mean something big what the oh that makes no sense sincerely this is the library there's a secret passage from the lounge to the library how could that be when the walls just lead to the outside of the world past the edge of the train I don't know I don't believe it sh shh quick back through the passage before they spot us oh [ __ ] dog we need to add that into our inventory [Music] for cool hey it's the big Chow band The BCB play Stairway to Heaven oh play us a diddy or give us a jam play us a diddy dude what the oh they changed they don't miss yo they got that dog in them those Chow understand music I should hope so they're the band there's another robot arm just doing its thing as an employee do you have any power over these arms can you tell it to do something uh no but I'll give it a shot here some tequila I have the right to bear them hey robotic arm can you give me a high five it doesn't seem to be listening to you but I can give you a high five uh let's see what else is over here oh sweet nice I'm just assuming that happened uh computer computer they told us about this in my interview the lounge has a computer complete with internet access for casual browsing internet access awesome let's look at the past Sur results wait a second do bats have Naval how lovely seems convenient it is a shame to be on the computer and missing those gorgeous views though I feel like if you're using the computer here you must really need to use it uh-huh seems like a print oh seems a printer is hooked up to the computer can we print something what do you [ __ ] think uh Sonic rowing a boat huh this printer is surprisingly tricky to use yeah like all printers yeah tricky oh great now the [ __ ] Wi-Fi won't connect there goes the next 3 hours of my life yeah the user interface isn't very clear but I won't let it stump me unplug it unplug it did you unplug it yes it's unplugged okay plug it back in and unplug the router replug in the router did you plug it in again yes no wait 10 seconds what are you doing does it say does it give you the the option no okay all right do you see a red light has the red light come on yet yes or no run a diagnostics test okay everything red is still red okay how many red lights are there are there six or five seven all right cool is one of them blinking or two blinking all of them are super all right I I read this already oh look at that oh and here you go Yep this is exactly what I asked asked for and I'll uh quietly set this back on the printer and slip it into my wallet H Keys a key ring must be shadows the locksmith or a cfy cfy oh [ __ ] interesting there's only two keys Naval having bat Rouge has challenged you or whatever it says I figured a locksmith would have a bunch want to take it yeah let's take it ke was taking we took it wow stealing is easy tails you have to check this out these windows are huge what a view are we on are we in a cruise ship like yeah it's a very slow moving train I didn't realize this train would drive along the coast and park yes that's why they call it the surf liner oh I guess the blurriness of the the post in the foreground is to show you that it's moving yeah spectacular isn't it I just want to hop out and take a dip in the [Music] ocean if this train wasn't so nice to be on I'd agree I mean only one person's been murdered yeah that's despite the murder lingering in the air nice despite the murder lingering in the air all right everyone was on it I just thought the same thing holy [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ] though presenting the Chow band take a beat visit music plant zone yeah I like this one all right you freaks okay is there anything else to click on did you click on the band oh trash can Tails no tails I think we should check the trash bin every trash bin has been empty glare the cat and you've been disappointed every time are you going to get sad again if there's nothing in the trash bin glare the cat of course I am it's always something in the trash bin sigh all right let's check the trash B what's this what's this what's this there's magic in the air someone printed out the front page of a ticket website it's for the band hot honey interesting hot honey is one of Amy's favorite bands Amy used the computer who cares what it is let's add it to our inventory are we sure this isn't just trash shut the [ __ ] up I'll let you have this it's always success if you check the trash bin coule are inventory I think we found enough Clues let's go interrogate Shadow and find out what really happened okay why did you come over here was it for the pumpkin spice latte available only for a limited time the PE spice L there's no PE spice L it's what I that's what we call it around that around that there's nothing I can help either of you with I ask that you leave me be that stair is so cold you know maybe we will get out of here actually clear the cat we certainly will not not until we find out the bathroom code H 6824 yeah you don't have to buy anything it's fine yeah Shadow we have questions for you will you three get out I'm busy someone's ass just exploded as I said I have an appointment to attend in the restroom and that's what I was getting at I have to clean the restroom but then you can bet I'll be coming right back from there to handle your coffee and muffins sorry but this is important Shadow we've questioned everyone on this train and every single person had mentioned running into you including Sonic he said he killed you you he was killed by you you've been locking every door in this train and and I know why pray tell why was I locking all the the doors time to reveal my hot tip all right Amy back up I hope everyone's ready for a scoop found by Yours Truly we're ready according to the map the next car is a conductor's car where Sonic was stationed this door right here in the lounge car this door right here right here dog this door it's the only door that leads to the conductor's car following so Shadow is locking all the doors for one reason and one reason alone to keep Sonic from escaping the conductor's car and stealing the unground beans so you think Shadow was trapping Sonic I sure do he locked the conductor's car then locked all the others so no one locked door wasn't suspicious so no one locked door wasn't suspicious so one locked door so one locked door wasn't suspicious okay yes pure conjecture you all get out and leave me be while my source can back up these claims they will remain anonymous source me yeah but I think the point stands Source trust me bro sour I made that [ __ ] up my source claims they never saw Sonic again after he went to the conductor's car why many people are saying because he was trapped and couldn't leave the conductor's car Reckless speculation picks or it didn't happen as the logic sound though with Shadow trapping Sonic I'll play along and follow this train of logic Amy train if Shadow did lock the door to the conductor's car imprisoning Sonic then how was Sonic found in the dining car exactly I think glar the cat and I can explain the car change however [ __ ] GL the cat what evid do we have that shows Shadow could have gotten to the dining car he had the freaking Keys baby no no this feels wrong what oh all right really uh oh oh the secret door right okay just get my thoughts in order [ __ ] yeah here we go Sonic the Hedgehog Blue Streak speeds by Sonic the [ __ ] Hedgehog run and going and Rings Rings fast Sonic watch out nice nice nice oh [Music] nice oh my gosh whoops you made it you made it Aaron well done wait Sonic's not dead he's right there masterfully don't no that's thinky Sonic clear the cat and I found a hidden passage in the wardrobe that leads right to the library car what that would have been so much easier when I was murdering Sonic [ __ ] strike that a secret passage so someone could have used the passage snuck through the library car walked past the distracted boys playing arcade distracted with the boys and safely arrive at the dining car excellent work Clare the cat H this adjusts my theory a bit so Shadow murdered Sonic the end in the conductor car but then thought the crime scene being so close to his station was suspicious Shadow picked up Sonic locked the door in the conductor car kissed his forehead on the way out and dropped the body off of the dining car and then give another kiss for good luck are you officially accusing shadow of murder I am but of course this is just a theory a murder Theory oh sorry I didn't know where you were going with that I don't have any evidence to back this up other than my hot scoop see yeah if you heat the scoop you get the ice cream out better seems tails and I were more thorough than you if Shadow's not going to talk then I'll humor you once again ha if if Shadow traveled through the hidden passage and appeared in the library car then how did Espio and Vector not see him well um I suppose it would be hard to sneak around two people glare the cat do you have any guesses uh wello and Vector didn't see Shadow because uh SPO was reading I believe SPO is behind a bookshelf at a table reading ESP reading in the library checks out that's what he told me too he's lying what was that shadow said said your Char lates ready when I completely obliterated Knuckles and Vector at whatever game I left the saloon car I spent some time looking for Espio but he was not there he was not in the library car how do you spell Amy he a y m i y e he was not in the clown car either though I did find 23 other people like I'd believe you you're currently my number one suspect dang it why were you even searching for SPO huh we try to get a kiss trying to get a big kiss if you must know I needed him to give me a kiss as if why would a lockmith be giving away his keys Shadow's been giving away Keys a lot like lately a lot of keys lately actually oh my God Shadow has been giving away a lot of keys actually everyone but us seems to have one that's true everyone's been able to unlock the next door for us I didn't know that Shadow's been passing out keys where's my key Mister perhaps glar the cat and I can further validate Shadow's claims we can do what glare the cat what evidence supports Shadow's claim that he was giving keys away the keys chil dogs yeah that feels good now to get my thoughts in order [ __ ] yeah dude [Music] getting the [Music] Rings oops oops oops almost there already d a [ __ ] it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay everything's [Music] good yeah just don't die y nice nicely done Aaron we have to catch you gear there's only one reason there's exactly two keys on that key ring those were the two keys Shadow meant to give to Espio and Vector no way well what of his own key couldn't you one of those be for him I have my own key on me interesting so let's say Shadow's telling the truth then what nobody murdered Sonic if if Shadow didn't murder Sonic and bring him to the dining car then what possible reason could he have for locking all the doors she's right her theory is strong tals and I certainly haven't been presented any Poss haven't presented any possibilities is Shadow really innocent in Sonic's murder I think glare the cat and I know exactly why Shadow was locking all the doors why does he keep including me too first Amy I just have one question for you why'd you do it iced or Frappuccino has everyone today given you a birthday present oh almost everyone yeah everyone's been so sweet just um Shadow and Sonic haven't given me anything yet but Sonic's dead so I get it yeah and the other's a murderer so they've had big days just them being here is enough understood thank you Amy glar the cat uh yes Tails I have a theory but I need a piece of evidence to support it we know Shadow walked through every train car locking the exits and he gave everyone stationed in the cars a key except for you me and Amy that's right the conductor gave Amy her birthday key not Shadow so why would he lock all the doors and not give us a key uh Shadow couldn't find us I think it's more he wanted to keep us away oh [ __ ] was Shadow locking all the doors to keep us away not us GL glar the cat I making a leap here but stick with me I've got tails that can make me fly I think Shadow was trying to keep Amy way what excuse me princess Shadow would never do that it's my birthday he's my best friend and he's never been ambivalent towards good and bad you know it's my birthday right don't you Shadow don't you remember when you tried to take over the world Shadow how dare Clare the cat show me evidence huh if Shadow was trying to keep me away prove it you've been so thorough or whatever what proof do you have okay Tails think Shadow is trying to keep Amy away why what evidence shows what shadow didn't want Amy to know H maybe this mhm oh he was getting Amy her present get tickets for her that feels right few and we accused her of murder oops it's okay she'll forgive us who [Music] dude we were giving her so much [ __ ] and it just turned out she was a hot honey head I'm a hot honey head feel like such a [Music] douche this one was way easier than the others yeah I was going to say felt like more difficult before you went rooting through the trash huh what is that we found this in the trash bin next to the printer while we were rooting through it we really straightened it out like really good it's of a band's ticket website Tails don't gasp this is hot Honey's website no way I love them Chaos Control oh hot honey it's the band I'm currently obsessed with Jeremy B is sigh my current favorite all the members have be after their name yes isn't it cute I haven't gone to any of their shows yet to see them though their tickets are really hard to get you have to be [ __ ] Rich dude you have to be ready online at the specific time and they sell it in minutes I mean like stupid Rich um well uh so the question becomes why was this paper found in the train car Shadow is stationed in watch yourself Fox the Situation's becoming much clearer I don't know how Tails figured things out so soon but I see where he's heading the print out of the hot Honey's band ticket website exists because Shadow's buying tickets for Amy duh what shadow is this true are you trying to give me CER tickets for my birthday I've done a poor job hiding the surprise it seems yes I'm trying to get you concert tickets for your birthday sure fash you're going to have a delicious Dash when I'm done with you Shadow I used that printer earlier and I found it difficult to manage when logging onto the website did you print the homepage by accident no how that yes that's exactly what happened sure of course whatever that saves my bacon should have said that out loud I'm not fantastic with computers admittedly the keys are made for human hands not Giant cartoon Hedgehog hands I can't believe this after I accused you of murder spill everything Shadow the cats out of the bag I want to know everything hit me with the tea well these tickets are for the front row I killed Sonic and it's going to be a great show fine it's going to be a great show yes fine the surprise is ruined anyway uh probably our fault there ah sorry that's all a detective's job is I suppose I mean it's her birthday Now's the Time to surprise her yeah well it looks like I was completely wrong there's more to this so uh next time on game I'm sure it'll end the next episode hey welcome back to Game Grumps everybody see if we can finish this game maybe why not H when I arrived on the train I realized everyone else had a gift except for me and I was like why does everyone have gifts for Amy that doesn't really make sense it's just any other day right worried for my social status I immediately began brainstorming ideas and saw the computer computer I remembered Amy had never seen hot honey lived because I remember everything about her every little detail and looked it up that's when I accidentally printed the homepage the concert tickets weren't actually on sale I realized but would be available soon is that the appointment you keep speaking of the time you're able to actually buy the concert tickets no I have a colonoscopy but then I was going to buy the tickets afterwards precisely I haven't purchased the tickets yet I knew I had to keep Amy away while I waited to buy the tickets so I began locking all the doors but for the safety of everyone I handed out keys so they could get in and out telling them not to let anyone through it didn't work Amy still managed to make it here somehow God those proctology exams are a [ __ ] it's because the conductor gave me this I had to bring my laptop on the the the hospital bed and while that big long snake was up my anus I was refreshing this key opens up any door on the Chain sorry to cut you off sad I've gone through every locked door with E the pl fatal flaw the birthday key I should have guessed it's a well-known privilege I've never heard of it shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] sh I your gesture is so sweet and after I accused you too oh no I totally murdered him how about this let's buy the tickets later and to make it up to you they're sold out great awesome thanks Shadow you can come with me uh I uh I don't know if too late it's happening I can't wait the show of a lifetime fine happy birthday Amy they start making out it's like oh what the [ __ ] I expect lots of pictures from the concert you to stop that seems the mystery of Shadow's locked doors has finally reached the end I blame my source for all this that wasn't a hot tip at all leading me to believe Shadow was behind everything [ __ ] my credibility as a journalist reporter down the drain Amy I'm curious who is the source of your big scoop I would like to know as well sorry strictly confidential my credibility May be shot but my principles must stay intact Jesus Christmas I have a strong feeling I know exactly who your source is but we need to investigate one last area the conductor's car I'll come with you I love to know who's been dragging my name through the mud and I'll join as well and my axe kimy what are you doing here silence you have to toss me off the train time to see this through to the end we're more than happy to have you both glare if the cat I hate to say it but I believe our investigation is finally coming to a close that's okay this has been six episodes it was the dwarf the pie what what with the axe covered in blood I knew it was a bad idea to bring this on the train you can't prove anything the pieces are coming together the full picture is becoming clearer and clearer let's end this Tales we'll pin down Sonic's murderer for good right on then let's do it and pin down the murderer what ready to go to the conductor car let's finish this it's now or never conductor like [ __ ] clothes is like splattered with red it's like oh hello hey um jeez didn't expect you to come in here oh my God what if the conductor was Eggman oh it's totally oh man oh I wish I'd seen that so much sooner than just now he's got the mustache I was going to say and it's like his face was kind of dark which I thought was a weird Choice should really sort out my evidence before I continue in my short time working on this train I haven't visited the conductor car yet feels empty wait where's the conductor that damn Hedgehog is [ __ ] dead that's odd I haven't seen him throughout the train at all this is my chance just like slips it in he's like Sonic's like he's like don't fight don't fight just go to the next World last we saw him was when he left the dining car something clearly happened here nothing we can't figure out come on time to investigate so do you like a heavy chai tea or sort of like a light mostly milk chai yeah oat milk or skim milk let's crack on what let let's crack ow in Poland did this fall over when the train sped up yes moving on not sure wait what's it say on the mug a cup of joe in your hand wife by your side Paradise all right all right I get it I'll get a new mug he loves his wife this robot arm has been completely torn off yuck how creepy that arm is powerful but not enough to get torn off I guess it' be tough to break out of its grip a lot of people here have the strength to tear this off but the question is why a a confrontation definitely occurred in this room excuse me which we should we should we should lck this I I sir I didn't realize these robot arms could also Drive the train yeah but they can't access every function on the train like the conductor can did they teach you how to drive it uh no just how to work the microwave yeah that's what I thought I recognize some of these functions maybe I could drive the TR shut up Tails I would completely trust you to drive the train oh my God we're dying same actually it's true you could drive this train flawlessly when did I be come such a good guy oh guys murderer wellow the conductor looks so young in his uniform he's been here a long time after 32 years he told me he's finally retiring he said he's headed to spagonia with his wife I hope they have a great trip 32 years is a long time I wish them a lot of Happiness May any future sorrow be fleeting okay uh throw that on a Hallmark card huh what's this was someone playing darts that's not a throwing Dart that's a blow dart someone brought a weapon onto this train that shouldn't be possible oh because he ripped off the robot arm the robot that was things disarming everyone and why the [ __ ] not Tails tails is right the train detects any weapons on a passenger before letting them aboard let's make note of this I think we found enough Clues let's talk to Amy and solve this once and for all hi well you too Sonic did it think you this is Sonic Skin is my Shaw do do you think you have enough evidence for me to call everyone here it's high time we named it suspect what do you think glare the cat ready to solve this case looks like he's really like what are you think yeah yes yes hello everyone this is the birthday girl speaking please report to the conductor car at once you to Sonic okay all right it's definitely been the Sonic game with the least Sonic in it yeah wonderful to have you all here tails and I are ready to announce our Prime Suspect with assistance from glare for cat why hasn't Sonic shown up oh [ __ ] Vector real real quick can you come with me to get Sonic he must still be pretending to be dead lazy bum ready let's go get him oh my God he's dead let me tell you Darlings this has been a delight a delight the air in here is so intense I love it nothing like the thrill of a mystery shut up the train has so many amenities I feel so catered to admittedly I've been having a lot of fun myself the amusement of a chase a friend is dead I see why you're a detective outside of this mystery Espio you and I love a good thrill it seems you've done a very poor job being a detective yes D minus Tails outside of your tiny little hat and cute Sherlock Holmes cloak you have sucked but on this train I am but a humble poet I'd be willing to do an event like this again it says here the train does escape rooms as well I love escape rooms Count Me In I'm so glad everyone's having a good time maybe we could ride a train just to relax sometime yeah oh that's you I don't know what the [ __ ] H yeah that'd be fun too what in the world that's Amy's voice quick where's Amy damn he he he's not responding to us Sonic Sonic what is he hurt why isn't he moving Sonic Sonic can you hear us do you remember these who there I am whoa he he's banged up if there is a pulse it's weak set him down Victor make make sure his head is propped up I'll help you put him in the kayak we'll float him out to sea and light the whole thing on fire oh Viking funeral very nice very honorable I knew one of you would take this too far which one of you did this isic on my birthday no l could this really have been one of us definitely not me there's no one else here Knuckles so I'll ask again which one of you did this this is inexcusable Sonic's hurt I'm going to expose the I thought he said I'm going to expose the mother who did this I'm going to expose the mother who did this tails is not having it he's got that dog in him I thought I thought Sonic could handle anything check the x-rays there it is Bulldog is Maximus sometime somehow he met his match I'm going to help you get to the bottom of this taals bottom of this parfait absolutely me too same we're going to figure out exactly what happened in this room start the game over and punish the one responsible we have to work our way backwards through the train back to where we started Sonic he really was hurt this whole time and I did nothing I'm writing my wrong I must take down the murderer number so I could call them and tell them how hilarious it was it was a really good bit not going to lie Tails GL the cat I have a question to ask big question who in this room did this who killed Sonic the Hedgehog oh damn nobody none of nobody here did it it was the [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't know unless that dog is the conductor and that was just a cute happy dog oh crap unless someone actually was supposed to be the murderer and we completely whiffed on it uh who would have had the time I mean Rouge was walking around Shadow was playing video games so I don't think he had the time and giving keys out they just said they were moving around H Tails did it what Amy did it am Amy did it oh man Amy did it this can't be right neither tals and I can be the murderer oh that's right let me pick again oh my God there's a real answer wow all right I don't see you care to explain your reasoning oh well um when I'm put in the spot like this hard to explain maybe I'll pick someone else yeah maybe I'm just not good at fingering people for a murder maybe it was Vector no cuz he was playing the video game everybody has an alibi oh my God I just felt like these two had the weakest way I thought Knuckles Knuckles yeah really I don't see it okay tails that can't be right you [ __ ] idiot wow I hope we'd pick every single one before the first one we just get to the bottom of his motivation remember Shadow was locking all the doors so I wouldn't see him buy me a gift what a sweetie let me think again what a sweetie guys awesome anyway what oh damn espo SPO you were the one to murder son Sonic weren't you I did no such thing my young friend but if it's a battle of wits you wish I would love to discuss things let's discuss oh why did I do that well I thought you're accusing espo we already talked about this the man was reading you have nothing restating Espo's Alibi would be helpful for everyone I think espo was locked in the library car reading he only had access to the saloon car during the murder oh but he would have had the secret passage oh yes of course and that's why he didn't see Shadow go through the room oh my God I believed his I was behind the bookcase story yeah however new evidence has come to light that needs to be addressed new evidence oh that's right glare the cat could you fill everyone in my God this cherry blossom lacroy tastes like absolute dog [ __ ] yeah it's it's the worst I don't know why we got it again like if you wanted to kill me this is the way to do it yeah it's key lime and and P Mose vile and that's it what did we find that brings into question Espo's Alibi we discovered a hidden passage asio could have left the library at any time because tails and I found a hidden passage from the library car to the lounge car in the lounge the hidden passage exists behind the Wardrobe I feel lucky we even found it not only would espo avoid any locked doors but that would put him in the car just before this one you have no evidence I used any secret passage I answer all your questions without flaw I was reading the entire time remember it's true you didn't miss a question but I think glar the cat and I could explain that too clar the cat how Dido know everything in the train manual he was reading um he's a ninja like him speed reads uh I mean I wouldn't do the poet thing cuz that's not actually him espo is in ninja he's fluent in 17 different languages and remarkably disciplined what are you getting at you picked a random book from the shelf and memorized it just to guarantee yourself a clean alibi what that's absurd memorizing a whole book who could do that I can't even read a book uh why did I volunteer that information I know this is a talented Bunch but that seems like a lot I don't know it is plausible SPO is prly skilled I've known espo a long time I've never seen him [ __ ] read he want SP speed read a book I was reading just to spoil the ending for me speed [Music] read nice if I'm right and Espio quickly memorized a book before entering the hidden passage then espo could have met Sonic in the conductor's car where he was murdered since we're only talking at what ifs let me throw something at you what yeah what if I kill you how was I to know about the hidden passage it's hidden that's right how would ESP have know it was there you said it yourself kid you were lucky to even find the passage Clare the cat and I might not have evidence to answer your question but we know someone who does glare the cat who here has evidence to prove Espio knew about the hidden passage um shadow shadow didn't talk to them did oh yeah he didn't find them oh he didn't find them right and they didn't leave the room mhm so Shadow oh okay never mind well all right they told us oh you blew right by the I know it was just like f text okay it said it was a hint to the murderer but God uh they told us we can see what who told us that he me I don't know oh my God we're so bad [ __ ] please [ __ ] Rouge yeah Rouge we need to see those blueprints oh my God my microphone oh oh no gosh oh G all right I'll just hold in place blueprints you stole blueprints whatever I already used it to scout for more Treasures came up cold you can have it this right here this [ __ ] right here is a blueprint to the entire train espo could have easily used this to find the hidden passage what makes you think I ever saw those blueprints Rouge had them well glar the cat do you have an answer for him how could SPO seen those blueprints uho found them before Rouge did Rouge where did you find the blueprints oh uh the library car it was stuffed with the brochures oh [ __ ] I checked the saloon car first then found the blueprints after leaving so that meanso had time to find the the blueprints and discover the hidden passage in my theory Espio looked at the blueprints and then used the hidden passage to get to Sonic with an am's guidelines the murderer can kill a single participant however they choose the logistics are still vague but CLA the cat and I have some evidence on how Sonic was murdered I'm unsure how much harmo caused Sonic but CLA the cat and I have some evidence on how it was done oh this is Rich pray tell if I murdered Sonic how did I do it blow dart okay now to form my argument come on Focus what would Sonic do he would run and collect Rings that's what he does best he collects Rings I've got it whoa like that [ __ ] pretty [ __ ] oo yeah look at that oh my gosh oh my God and jumpy jumpy oh [ __ ] yo that was [ __ ] cruel yeah that was rough ah it's okay let me try again now be [Music] ready love that Mouse right in where everything is that's my favorite [Music] part this the sick early 2000s music wa wa nice all right okay nicely done just I'm Sonic and I'm so cool [ __ ] yeah cool that was a tough thought to have the one that you okay this blow dart was found here in the conductor [Music] room I believe espo used this to knock Sonic unconscious ah so you mean Sonic might just be knocked out no I killed him I'm unsure he's more banged up than what would blow dart would do according to Amy's rules a blow dart counts as a kill for the murder mystery my theory therefore is plausible wait I don't get it but that's fine so you actually had to like like kill them like quote unquote it wasn't like I got you and they're like oh okay I'm dead [ __ ] knock him out it's Aaron's big Sonic murder mystery mystery Sonic Sonic murder you're so right plausible you say then why are there so many holes in it it's Swiss you deny the allegations of course I do let me present the first fatal flaw if I knocked out Sonic in the conductor's car then how was Sonic found during the D in the dining car ah shoot that's a good point but Tails was on to something I'm sure of it I locked all the doors and espo didn't have a key he would have had to take the hidden passage back if he took the hidden passage back he'd end up back in the library GL the cat oh my God I'm sorry I can't see it and I know another way it could have been done we do what piece of evidence do we need to take a closer look at I need my contacts examined okay uh what piece of evidence do we need to take a closer look at I guess the map yeah okay fine uh the blueprints all right now what's my argument we're getting closer think left the cat think just like Sonic would do running running around at the [ __ ] ow ow ow there's so many spikes wa nice oh they're pulling all the stops in this yeah this one's tough this might be the very last one ho look at this [ __ ] man look at [ __ ] this [ __ ] this [ __ ] right here dog it's like Max ring that was good you did get close to Max ringed mhm all right let's take a look if espia didn't take the secret passage to get to the dino car oh God then what route did he take to get Sonic there uh there's a path above the conductor car and it goes all the way to the dining car huh I didn't even see that area is that the same sort of is that some sort of long attic like a euphemism or something yeah yeah is that some sort of long attic like I can't say Espio has no ass he just has a long basement according to These Blueprints there's a hidden path long back isn't that what they isn't that the term they you don't have an ass yeah I guess I don't know he has a long back thanks wow according to These Blueprints there's a hidden path in the ceiling that leads straight to the dining car perhaps you can access it through the vent over there the vent of course yes it's like Among Us that must be the entrance to the path wowo's looking really sus allow me to check it out does anyone remember that that I'm in this game yeah my word of the day is Knuckles there's nice there is a path back there and a track a track huh a track for the robot arms I think this must be the path to take the arm the arms take to move throughout the train so you're saying there's a chance I somehow fit with Sonic in that vent and took him to the dining car yes Tails you're a smart kid so I know you realize we both couldn't fit up there as esp's right this is feeling flimsy Tails I need an answer my name's getting dragged around here how on Earth would I get Sonic through that vent uh chili dogs the hand oh yeah he took the hand off now to think about my argument he made room by getting rid of the hand H or he used the hand to I don't know whatever it is is the right answer something with the hand yeah the hand's important the hand is the key whoops whoops whoops wa there's all my rings there's some rings damn dude RS you are incredible at this [ __ ] Zone bro woohoo Bo all right he's having fun yeah it's really impressive oops oh that was close oh dip wo nicely done all right all right next time on game grum okay see you later everyone good day friends hey uh this is episode 8 I believe holy crap I know we've been mysteriously murdering Sonic for quite some time now all right here we go yeah let's do it everyone saw the broken robot arm in the ground right clearly a fight broke out here and one of these robot arms was a casualty but what if one of the robot arms actually caught Sonic knuckle said there's a track the robot arms use that continues through the vent a robot arm could have grabbed Sonic passed out from a blow dart and carried him to the dining car could could that be true SPO did you kill Sonic take a look at Sonic he's clearly banged up could the fight have been between Sonic and the robot arms pretty banged up you know I can see that those arms do look power Sonic doesn't fall easily I would know he [ __ ] me up real good but if he's ooooy from a blow dart the arms could have gotten him interesting story tales Theory Tales but you have to admit these are a lot of coincidences I might not be able to link everything directly to SPO yet but I feel comfortable giving him the death penalty but I have one I found one inconsistency what kind of in inconsistency someone here received false information and I believe that information came from espia who received that information oh God I uh who did he talk to I think yeah rou or Amy I oh Amy cuz she said he she had a hot tip or whatever oh yeah Amy you received a hot scoop did you not I think it's time you told us where that scoop came from the ice cream bucket we all can eat ice cream yay Sonics like drool comes out his Sonic he's you want that's his death rattle I know it well Tails you're right SPO lied to me ESP told me shadow was locking doors to trap Sonic but we found out Shadow was trying to keep me from discovering my birthday surprise that scoop came from youo no of course not Amy must have misheard me [Music] Miss heard you yes I said uh Sonic's going to get trapped with all these locked doors I was just looking out for my fellow passenger safety I didn't blame Shadow I don't know SPO what I I just don't know I don't know the evidence might not be airtight but there's a lot being thrown at what that you that makes sense I have to agree you want us to believe you were lazily reading the whole time while you were stationed in the room with a hidden passage I will not stand for this Chaos Control G and now you're lying to me on my birthday of all days on this the day of my daughter's wedding on Passover the House of M I believe the murderer used the Train's controls to move Sonic from the conductor car to the dining car and lied to Amy casting further blame on Shadow for no other reason than to cause doubt and confusion but who's the murderer then examining everyone when examining everyone's aliis one clearly stands out as the weakest I believe it's clear to everyone that it can only have been one person it was you as oh tails at the same time 1 two three it was you you were the one who murdered Sonic the Hedgehog eat a bad chili dog hey guys man I got a [ __ ] Sonic you're okay Sonic and just as we solved the mystery espo was the murderer right now if you'll excuse me it is an absolute sludgefest in that bathroom and I have to get right back there I've got to paint that porcelain Brown my friends Espio jumped me in the co conductor C and he also did aggressive things which led to my murder dang it you got me a blow dart though really it's non-lethal poison you'll just be sleepy for a while great I could use a nap a little tired wait no wait there there's something important espo left me there to die something important why did I do that voice I need everyone to listen the Train's a bad Nick Sonic are you feeling all right do you need to lie back down no no we all need to get out this train okay we're not safe all right what when I arrived at at the conductor car the conductor was already here he was so excited to tell me about all the features of the train but what he was telling me I had a bad feeling I asked to see see the power source the conductor hadn't even seen it when we took a look we realized the Train's powered by a flicky oh my God the flicky the joined Eggman a flicky the tiny animal there's only one person Twisted enough to use a flicky as a power source my dad oh EG Dr Eggman maybe both I sold the conductor the TR I told the conductor the train needed to be destroyed he refused now if you'll excuse me I have the green apple splatters I'll be right back oh my God the way the conductor was describing it it's more than a simple bad neck knit it's the conductor's friend the train is his co- conductor all right you're not serious they uh certainly they didn't tell me that in the interview right as we saw the flicky I felt a sting in my shoulder it was the blow dart from espo and I was like you [ __ ] you mother Blart what are you talking about I didn't have anything to do with this ASO laugh the lights in the room started to glow [Music] red oh that's you I oh yeah hey stop what are you doing I knew something was wrong and stood up I'll continue this story in a second [Music] sorry I'm back just had to take the Browns to the Super Bowl if you know what I mean the arms came for me next I spin dashed right through the robot arm it was so [ __ ] cool sliced it right off the rail it was on wow I'm amazed he was able to do any of this poisoned but another robot arm managed to grab me and pin me to the floor the conductor screamed as the arms approached him but I was hit quite a bit before it all got to me I was hit quite a bit tucking that [ __ ] and now I'm leaving with a fat lip oh no everyone I have something to admit I didn't kill Sonic I murdered Sonic the Hedgehog oh my God if this wasn't a spoiler I would just like this is so perfect for Twitter I know I think it's I think the fact that it's a spoiler makes it more perfect for Twitter everybody check out the new Sonic murder mystery or what it's called and just this is the picture underneath like I murdered Sonic yeah we already knew that the situation has gotten so serious why would you not just tell us you [ __ ] idiot I thought that's how these murder games worked you shoot someone with a blow dart they die are you crazy it's just a make believe game no one should get hit with a blow dart even though it was apparently in my rules that it's okay I was just following the rules use this blow dart on Sonic stationed in the conductor car it is laced with nonlethal sleeping agent thank you again for choosing the Mirage Express see what is that it says use this blow onic stationed in the conducted a a yeah what is this instructions clearly I was given the blow dart along that card it signed staff who gave this to you come to think of it it was evil MC evilman one of the robotic arms handed it to me huh weapon shouldn't be allowed in the train what is the larger picture here who instructed those arms to attack who is the only villain who controls robots in the Sonic Universe who or what glar of the cat who do you think attacked Sonic in handed Espio the blow dart the train itself the conductor oh I believe some G something wanted out of the picture for a good while so I think the train itself is plotting something first we learned the trains of badnik and now it's out to get us once again you keep saying the most ridiculous nonsense you're seriously convinced the train has it out to get us I don't know who the Train's full I don't know what the trans full intent is all I know is that Sonic has to go lay some cable and then he'll be right back I don't know what the Train's full intent is but if he gets a few drinks in me anything can happen but clearly it's been tampering in our murder mystery game train come on and show yourself Amy it's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to it's not I need you messing with this I'm sorry she does this all the time Amy's hitting the wall with her hammer I'm with you Amy this train can have it come on there's got to be another way to get the Train's attention sry just like oh my God this is going to be an absolute Thunder [Music] [Laughter] dump what was that I'm not going to make it as fast as I can run what did you two do he just leaves like a strip of brown is that the conductor here I can get him down all right don't touch him uh is the trade talking of course I can talk you fools were too distracted playing your little game to figure it out we were right where are we what are you plotting I'm taking all of you to eggman's base B AA big ass super Emporium where you all rot Eggman after I deliver your annoy after I deliver your annoying party right to this egg feels like I'm about to pass an Eggman if you know what I mean annoying one second the conductor and I will be free to laugh and play games ride the open rails like we had always planned what are you enough the Train's picking up speed everyone grabs something which one of these buttons turns the train off which one's the flush whoa Sonic ha stay put until we arrive goodbye oh man I'm going to shotgun blast this wall whoa oh I did not need the rumblies right now no no it's getting loosened up I can't keep my footing oh jeez uh okay just cleaning up this plate a bunch of evidence is falling out of my pockets ah my head Tails Amy uh is anyone here hello hello no need to yell Bud my bowels can hear you the vibrations please Sonic I'm so sorry uh are you okay nothing a little rice diet won't help mix in some chicken sweet potatoes I'll be just fine hanging in there seems the train arms blew us threw us back into the dining car so far away from the restroom but where's everyone else great question but for now are you all right Sonic the Hedgehog asking about me he really is a good guy sorry sorry so mature I'm sorry yeah things aren't looking the brightest but when the Situation's dark it's up to us to shine the way forward oh Sonic's just as cool as everyone says let's get our bearings and take a look around good idea lead the way oh man there's more god what the [ __ ] let's keep going I missed when it was just showing us the weather huh well that's better than the yellow glow I guess there he is [ __ ] hello hello anyone there why is no one responding to me I missed the yellow glow already you got some nerves showing up here eggh head you spiky blue pest seems you've finally taken passage on one of my passenger trains you own the you created the train what's the difference insult him like one is an investment opportunity can I buy in this is my nft you're all a part of the blockchain now who the heck are you don't talk to me uh ignoring that they certainly didn't talk about you in my interview my involvement isn't well known civilian the infrastructure in your towns just wasn't cutting it if I were to build Eggman land these problems would need sorting out so I courageously got involved I converted some cargo trains into passenger trains for the sake of the public they're really [ __ ] nice aren't they it's just more useful for future schemes like providing a really nice Transport service for instance let me guess another Death Egg Dr predictable oh [Music] [ __ ] he's just like the people fear giant fears it's science let's get to the chase where are our friends judging by my security cameras your pathetic friends are all locked in the cars they were stationed in pretty convenient huh seems you managed to make the train quite upset did you know this was happening Heavens know I'm only now getting caught up I'm far too busy to notice what a passenger train is up to these [ __ ] were doing it all you see the capability of a bad Nick is normally very basic just kill Sonic the Hedgehog I didn't know they were they mean to do that you you didn't oh H well obviously they haven't been very good at it since there's only one Sonic and you're I'm talking to him but for a luxury trip God you make such a good point but for a luxury train I wanted to be sure things ran without my supervision and report to me if any of you happened aboard the Train's capability of intellectual thought is extraordinary a feat only accomplished by my genius so this confirms it the train really is sensient suffice to say your capture is inevitable you're on a train that desires nothing more than to deliver you all to me see I got to thinking I needed to manufacture motivation Beyond programming I like to make my bad Nicks complete against compete sorry against one another from time to time it's good for productivity I lose half of them but that's okay so I instituted a bounty upon my Army of badniks $1 to whoever kills Sonic the Hedgehog it was a Feeding Frenzy I tell you first to capture you pathetic creatures gets a generous reward the train wants to deliver us to Eggman for a reward most of my robots asked for something simple like my autograph or whatever but a highly intelligent train wanted to that's a stupid idea just all proud of himself that's [ __ ] [Laughter] stupid I may ask for something more it may ask for something more interesting as much as I like reward programs are you done blabbering doc I have my wallet is so thick you can never just win silently can you when you're dragged to my base you'll regret the day you ever crossed me Hedgehog I already do get lost oh damn Chow but not like the Chows that are on different Chow the Spanish Chanel like the it's like wait Spanish just the whole time this is going he's like scratching his like is that Italian yeah I I could have sworn he always knew how to get under my skin with a knife ow this is tough the train has the motivation and being made by Eggman it's no doubt powerful not to mention we're all separated what am I supposed to think the train purposely had Sonic knocked out so it could deliver us to Eggman this whole time we were all in danger and I went along with it Sonic was really hurt the conductor's been captured should I have been more assertive earlier the conductor's like it's my last day dude sucks I didn't try hard enough I should have done more oh my God yeah way to be hard on yourself dude am I fault here oh [ __ ] get your [ __ ] together glar I know Sonic was hurt all along hey I can tell this Situation's getting to you pull your [ __ ] together you want a free handy what I get it the road's getting tough it's easy to question the decisions that got you here but when negative thoughts hit you let it pass and keep living one second I'll be right back back I need you here helping me think through this before I do something rash I have to absolutely swirl paint the toilet I'm going to click click boom the inside of that porcelain bull if you know what I'm saying see I'm one of those leap before you think kind of guys that's why I ate all those crabs wait a second okay you're right let's keep moving forward and make things right breathe okay we got to get to the conductor's car before the train arrives at eggman's base the doors have been heavily fortified how do we get through believe in yourself do you think I have time to give birth to a burrito [Laughter] baby no matter too late guess that it's CRA mle tub it's in it oh my God no matter the obstacle I know you have what it takes to figure it out the entire day tails and I have been asking ourselves what would Sonic do and I kept playing this like video game in my mind of you like running down getting rings and there like ninja stars and [ __ ] what are you talking about um so so what would you do what would I do I'd run down a 4x4 checkerboard path until I got an idea well i' speed through head on and rescue our friends by any means necessary no matter who I have to kill including our friends here stand back okay now let's go yeah oh my goodness oh I love it wow of one big wind up Sonic spin bash was fast enough to get the door open now the road's clear nothing can stop us except maybe this crippling disant better hold on to your pants I sure didn't I don't think we'll be getting another break after this ready to go actually give me a second thank you for saying that let's do it that's a spirit let's go find our friends you mean your friends I work here your former friends they were disgusted by your feal matters to the conductor car to end this [Music] mystery ever since I've been to Japan I think dry wiping is disgusting anyway all right our friends are locked in the cars up ahead in my last adventure maxing out my ring C gave me an extra boost of speed if I can grab enough rings I should be fast enough to bust through the next door too ready let's do this this is totally Happening by the way yeah this is this is what's going on it's actually like kind of confusing how big it is now throwing me off a little bit whoa okay just need a burst of speed whoops oh God no no okay god wow here we go this is one harrowing trip to the bathroom you did it yep boom just wait till I see Eggman I'm going to clobber him we got to deal with the train first come on let's go nice hat oh it's going to be one for every uh character [ __ ] dog oh [ __ ] an interesting mix of gameplay and uh story this is [ __ ] easy bro got this that would have been the perfect time to catch one of those flying discs right to the face shit's easy yeah you came for us of course but let's move the train wants us to well train wants to take us prisoner and earn a reward huh what's the reward I mean my reward is to get off this stupid train let's go you saying I get a reward if I I turn you guys in interesting neat what are we talking about over here czy talking about oops oh my god oh I think it's because I it's there's so much distance now for like my brain can't oh [ __ ] I [ __ ] up not enough Rings not enough cash stranger it's also that that background is absolutely melting my sanity that's just how my welcome to my brain I think Sonic has ADHD undiagnosed yeah like what's over here who fast okay maybe that's why people relate to him so much yeah everything's going to be fine don't worry just not considering the consequences whatever consequence Sonic it's about time I thought you were supposed to be fast Sonic oh [ __ ] you Rouge we got to move you two ready always let's Boogie what is that some kind of like drug inuendo or I can use a hit right now they just like huddle up in the corner [ __ ] if you rub the cocaine on your gums it feels different I'm told not that I would know anything about that do you who knows that wait who's even what are we even talking about right now this is crazy I definitely haven't been on coke since 1992 they locked Amy and Tails in the conductor's car and what's worse I can't get to any of the French presses no no say no more let's go it's going to brw weird that's right Sonic it's going to brew weird you hit the nail on the head with that one oh God yeah oh you did it all right nicely done ow Sonic Sonic you here this is no way to treat the birthday girl also I'm breaking up with you and I'm a man you're right wait what I'm ready to stop this training time to finish this wait you know it's my birthday what oh it looks like robotnik's f yeah you didn't you didn't get that all right next time on Game Grumps goodbye everyone one it's got to be one more one more one more we're going to finish this next time for real for real for real for real goodbye welcome back to what I'm assuming is the last episode this is it dude I can feel it it's got to be let's do it let me just really spell it out for you here hi everyone excellent work trapping those pests now hurry to me I must properly dispose of them to bring my plans for my plans okay and probably another Death Egg is that supposed to be like Disneyland yeah I guess okay maybe it's like a statement about like late stage capitalism all right teleport you all oh to the Future when I've already ruled the Planet sure I'll do that whatever shut up shut it Eggman don't disappoint me train hurry it up I will not fail my wish will be granted your wish Oh you mean the Bounty I don't care what you call it just bring me those overgrown mammals G that Eggman I'm a marsupial no you're not you're [ __ ] I must get my wish I will not fail this is it everyone get ready [ __ ] up that train hand we're taking this thing down another mini game yeah wow it's you against the train oh [ __ ] you better bring it oh the hands are coming up oh I love it look at that that's fun little flavor win [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you nope can't get [ __ ] not on my watch well why you buy me dinner first well okay here we [Music] go did it none of you could possibly understand we promised to be together our whole lives how could he just leave like it was nothing did the other train break up with him or something no the the conductor was retiring oh who do you mean the conductor let's really spell it out for Aaron he's retired you just have to accept that my wish Will Keep Us Together Forever that's what being friends is all about he's going to [ __ ] die you can't force someone to be friends with you take it from espo he [ __ ] hates me shut up just shut up y where's the [ __ ] OC remix of this [ __ ] [Music] mhm okay nice ni All rights Rings nice nice Rings nice I'll take it oh [ __ ] why did I jump I don't know such a [ __ ] [ __ ] all right round [Music] two yeah yeah you okay sorry I I don't know I just a lot was going on in my heart and mind [ __ ] let's go whoa okay Eggman Eggman can you hear me no my wish my wish my wish make the conductor never leave me let us be friends forever the kind of friends who would never leave each other the kind of friends who kiss at a sleepover why would he betray [Music] me okay you know I have to say when I when I knew uh we were playing the uh who murdered Sonic Sonic murder mystery yeah I didn't think we I didn't think it would end up being a train that was mad at the conductor because he didn't want to be friends anymore that was that was a curveball didn't see that coming really so obvious conductor you promised me you promised let him speak unhand him okay I get it train stop this when I told you we'd be with each other forever I was a much younger man I'm getting old I'm tired I have a wife you sick bastard excuses how dare you abandon me I'll be lonely so lonely you're a computer why must you insist loneliness upon me no stop what are you doing to me oh it's a real if nobody can have him please don't make me do this we have to rescue the conductor if we ever want to stop this train okay whoops okay oh damn all right now we're facing off is we we're we've got final boss action happening here oh yeah that's what I that's what I live for it's a crack cocaine to me oh my God whoops cool sounds all right right watch out for the train hands train hands get some chain this [ __ ] easy bro yeah God this shit's easy W whoa you can do that I mean I it did it for me oh okay oh the flicky oh a flicky this is just like the lore card when my ex oh my God the that's right it was a murder Myster well my ex-best friend left detective work to join Dr Eggman so this really is a bad Nick the stakes rise every second huh you know saying bad Nick out loud makes me realize how stupid all of this is we got to save him on it let's show our full power let's show this trade with the power of Woodland creatures friendship can this tiny little bird and a treadmill oops show them what for oh God oh God oh damn all right all right hey okay all right all right all right Aaron now you're doing great got this W [Music] jeez oh my God holy [ __ ] dude you're almost there oh was so close oh n of rangs n of rangs okay TR again you [ __ ] W I guess the power of our friendship didn't mean anything huh yeah cool thanks Aaron you can only buy friendship with gold rings that's why I collect them all the time nice I don't have enough they leave me oops is that what you think Sonic that's what I know why I keep doing this do you think that's all a lie Sonic what the [ __ ] is wrong with you what's wrong with you [ __ ] you made me fall off a cliff what do you not my friends what do you want more rings God you bastards are insatiable all right got to collect more Rings now oh Jesus Christ my God this is really throwing me off so tough whoa there's a lot happening okay oh Jesus oh my God okay wooho y yep yep get them all get them all get them [Music] all [ __ ] Jesus Christ everything's under control [ __ ] [ __ ] this is the hardest stage ever yes they brought it man some [ __ ] bullet hell [ __ ] here yeah they they they they they brought you into the the The Cone Zone whoa the cone of tragedy is the one I'm referring to tragedy my favorite book from Sam Max oh remember is that amusement park ride we rode yeah that's right yeah could love that hey where did all my box of cool junk [Music] go [ __ ] we're good yeah well done let get a little hat now got a little H heart just just be delivered to Eggman already you forgot the postage what about what about my happiness your happiness comes at the expense of others last I checked that's called being selfish oh damn me selfish how how dare you oh my God more Rings spikes hands friendship comets falling from Sky oh go go go my Lord jez no [ __ ] Christ please God in heaven I thought this was a murder mystery oh my God that's it oh man woo you better bring it dog all right all right this time for real oh yeah sure that you didn't want it badly enough that was the problem yeah oh no wow you're doing it doing very well follow the trail of rangs dog um dog [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh oh maybe though maybe though [ __ ] oh dog wait maybe though oh dog oh [ __ ] dog I just don't have that dog in me you do I believe that dog is in you Aaron went out for walkies they did not [ __ ] [ __ ] dang it dang it darn dang it potatoes oh FID please for [ __ ] sake oh my God yes yes you're there just don't get hurt yeah well done looks like your toast train ow [ __ ] no no no oh I'm afraid Dave I'll grab the flicky he's afraid hey guys I'll grab the flicky and I'll save that Tiny [Laughter] Bird a hey guys did I miss anything it's over it's time to pay for ruining my [ __ ] birthday damn boom with the [Music] heart well good job Amy well done you ruined a piece of million dooll Hardware oops my wrists are broken missed thanks the train is slowing down great hit Amy it was pretty great wasn't it that's what you get when you mess with my special day the cake on my head keeps changing position oh yeah it does oh it's all busted and missing a claw [ __ ] [Laughter] you I I just couldn't bear to see you go oh the eye color changed thereby showing it's remorseful oh yes I'm sorry the for the tea trouble just walks over and flips the switch I'm back no I think our work here is done now let's get off this thing you go on ahead I'm going to give myself a stranger with this train man thank you thank you for kidnapping me thank you for what putting me in an immense amount of pain goodbye my friend my psychotic awful kidnapping evil friend I may be leaving the rails but I assure you you're the one who went off them I'll never forget our time together mostly because you made it incredibly traumatic I'll be talking to my therapist about this for years to [Music] come now serving just CL the station it's all on [Music] fire [Music] yay we did it well I'll say I've never been on a train like that before this universe has a unique way of doing things watch your step was really deep watch your step it's over the mystery of Sonic the Hedgehog's murder is officially over that was over like 45 minutes ago well he's not dead yeah he's fine thereby NE oh well whatever maybe next birthday we just asked vanilla to make dinner meanwhile vanilla's like yes they mentioned my name that's like $20,000 right there oh you know love parties where by the end someone tries to kill you I think I'm actually going to miss this group's unhinged way of thinking hey can I be in the next son [Music] [Laughter] no a oh damn that cond doctor's wife though yo [ __ ] what the who is she dog [Music] I honey you're late I've been waiting here for hours faha you'd honestly never believe what happened but you'll believe what's going to happen even my hair is erect I spilled my coffee can you believe it all right let's go home yes and then I complained about it for 5 hours so I won't even try faha fah haa you know we don't keep secrets from each other honey I'm just glad you're here quick we live for spagonia and in the morning and you need to pack I'll pack faster than the wind I need this vacation something terrible and I need you home except when we go on vacation like immediately happy first day of retirement dear home is where the heart is I suppose let's leave immediately whatever seems the conductor is more than ready to begin his retirement after this ordeal oh do you think I'm happy for them both seems like the conductor really likes his wife oh who's this [ __ ] um an old friend I think I found us a third well they're a cutie that's for well they're a cutie that's for sure chip chip it's what's known as a unicorn seems that flicky found a friend great job saving that little guy espo was the least I could do Sonic [Music] everyone oh Sonic everyone I sincerely apologize for the trouble I ca that's me don't be you were just following what you thought was the game and you just lost the game it's hard to know what I would have done in the same situation that would wouldn't have hit someone with a blow dart if you if you said [ __ ] yourself and run away then you would have done the same thing as me seriously a [ __ ] Dart it would have been hard to get close to you otherwise Mr Speed of Sound regardless I am sorry that I killed you we're cool and now that we're all safe it was fun right I mean I missed most of it but this group has been a wild has a wild idea of fun boy am I starving I forgot we never ate yeah the guy who was supposed to feed us never actually fed us did he no tip with all the with all the clatter I completely forgot I was hungry me too I was distracted playing detective don't worry I'll microwave you all some instant raw men Freeze Frame if only you could have seen me Sonic I was Finding Clues presenting evidence poking holes in aliis falsely accusing people Sonic wait where'd he go everyone guess what the station has a bakery and look what I bought look what I bought oh wow they put that together real fast birthday King what the [ __ ] those guys are frosting Masters happy birthday am to the confident unshakable and radiant Amy Rose wait are they official oh I love that the little mustache Chows there yeah are they officially an item yeah of course they are okay I thought she was always after him but he never shows like interest or anything yeah but you know how it goes okay I like I like uh um your character up in the right corner like wasn't I supposed to be the main character of this game um hello I'm all the way out here Sonic's always in the center Shadow's like I don't give a [ __ ] I noticed how you didn't say beautiful Sonic so what the now we're fighting to an adventure of a birthday darling a memorable party every year God bless us everyone to a fun birthday a ride from start to finish May may your friendship grow so many voices I admire your tenacity here he goes may you never lose your vivacity what's he doing happy birthday to Amy and her sparkling [Music] personality happy birthday I'm not smart enough to know if personality is a word it's not we love you Amy this is so [ __ ] sweet we love you Amy happy birthday ah ah you guys we almost got murdered by a lonely train but but the important thing is we killed him first I wouldn't trade these Adventures for anything except for a better birthday never in a million years you guys won't ever leave me right I wouldn't dream of it he got the divorce papers in back pocket just going to say like took some further down now let's have some cake it's not a divorce it's an enement and we'll talk a little later yes please dig in everyone we'll have plenty of time to talk when we're dividing up our stuff I hope it's chocolate it's not [Laughter] [ __ ] and they never spoke again oh it's the oh it's the AI girl that's great let's go Dad oh [Applause] manad that Train's never making it here is it orot prepare a bath the happy rubber duck or the angry one both sour Choice your evilness shut it no no no oh and that's my story of when I met Sonic and his friends C to like him talking to is therapist she's like what do you think Sonic and his friends represented I don't know my dad Sonic Shadow espo Vector Amy Rouge Blaze all represented my dad the Train the Chows glar and uh uh tail represented my dad very good clar and Eggman was by dad remember to take your Prozac entangled in their lives for a fleeting moment and then back to things as they were cities realized Eggman was running the train system and fought back to seiz control everything is squeaky clean now as for me I quit my job contracted garia and then 1 million in the lottery all right and after all that I now run a local supermarket that's just been my life love it I love it I like people who win the lottery and then stay chill about it yeah yeah the murder of Sonic the Hedgehog Sonic murder mystery yeah that was delightful that was great right yeah it was so much fun what a fun day congratulations Katie I don't know how to pronounce that name snowski something like that there he is lead game designer programmer [ __ ] freaking love you man oh hean muchler wrote it that's cool wait art director Ellen is that the Ellen we know too yeah oh that's delightful that's great what a great job they did yeah [ __ ] awesome I'm really happy for them Eric Omega is that his real name I don't know what an name yeah jeez let's get let's let's let this run and give these folks their due cuz they they did a really nice job with this of course the UI design was genius boy Greg Batha over here that's what GB stands for genius boy oh wow about that so so how did this work exactly like Sega contracted them to do this or they just made the game and then Sega was like this is great I have no idea oh man I don't know hey Brian oh yeah Brian handy dude we got friends all over this place I love that what a good bunch of people yeah I'm really happy for them they they they made a great game congrats everyone and congrats to everyone we don't know also cuz certainly wow John Chu did the Chows who's a John Chu Chow join it's a true these are CH true CHS oh man the director of lore oh oh yeah they have a they have a guy they have a person they have a Lore Master yeah who just like knows everything about Sonic really yeah I guess that does make sense because you really would need someone to keep track of all the stuff that's been done so far I know um George Martin when he writes Game of Thrones he said he has some I don't even know if they were fans or whatever but um he was like there are some people who are just obsessive about keeping track of on everything and I have to consult with them to make sure that uh you know we um I I don't write anything that contradicts anything I've written before get it yeah dude like once you're like 30 years deep into lore dude I did that [ __ ] with girlchan there was a girlchan Wiki and like there was somebody that was meticulously updating the wiki on like every stupid thing that I said and [ __ ] it's like oh he's his brother and whatever and I would just like forget that [ __ ] wow and be like oh yeah they're Brothers right I love it well this is it this is more people than I thought yeah well I mean this is all like people that work at Sega oh I see so you know people that were adjacent to the making of the game I mean I guess it can't happen without Finance yep HR I I don't know I no I mean this is this is like wait doesn't doesn't Jang mean excellent I don't know I learned that in Wayne's World oh cool is he like Zang in cantones I have no idea I don't know it's been a while since I've seen it Sega special thanks Sega wow you didn't have to do that that's really nice just thanking all these people so wonderful I'm hoping there's like a Marvel style post credit scene absolutely it's like actually I did die Howard the Duck what big the cat the dog what what oh production pets yes adorable got it Shak Kau I love it thank you Sega for letting us make this game Happy April Fool's Day observed observed nice that's for sure good job Sega this one was a winner yeah man good job Greg Ellen Brian and crew we're happy for you you deserve this kisses and hugs everyone a that was wonderful great job everyone all right and we will see you next time on Game Grumps yay goodbye you all bye later

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Published: Wed Jan 10 2024