Funniest Mumbo Jumbo Moments

well i got a little bit tired of people commenting on my lack of shorts oh my goodness i've got a lack of legs and it could be yours for just 9.99 on hermitcraft.com i'm stupid but i'm not that stupid if you're ever feeling low just remember i've somehow managed to make minecraft my job despite being utterly useless at it that means that you can do anything that you want in life however i think we all know that if he decides to make his mountain taller than mine then you best believe i'm going to go back and add some more onto the top best belief i'm not gonna be the smaller mountain in this crew i'm not entirely sure why i'm sure it's unrelated but the server does seem to be struggling a tiny bit at this point in time probably scheduled maintenance or something maybe the whole internet has slowed down a little bit just in general unrelated to this i just said hello baby to a block in minecraft i've got problems it just has stone in it i'm not gonna pay at all that's the plan instead yeah in other news guys am i a steam train because i'm full of coal i'm clearly wearing the best clothes i am yes i don't believe that anybody feels the way i do about you now sugarcane pillar sugarcane brick wall to the moon oh that was embarrassing i guess instead of going to the moon i just go to bed but this is an enderman farm that allows you to get xp or in this case xb but now that i've accidentally caught this bee in my boat so all of those feelings have gone away and importantly the oak fence gates that will allow them to drop into the center i don't know why i emphasize the oak fence gates they're not really that important in the grand scheme of things or as an intellectual would say defenestrate myself this is not awful but it's bad but still they you know they are needed and i think it goes without saying if i die with all of this stuff on me then i'm going to eat myself out the window what's the thing that you say legs 11 we have 11. that's a completely stupid phrase the number 11 doesn't even look like legs if i don't look around then there is nothing around and thus nothing can hurt me why do you look like a wolf as well and you i wanted to explode them but they despawned before i had the chance they took the easy way out they knew what was coming so now that i'm the most efficient player on the hermitcraft server was green just sat in the yeah he was just sat in the boat and bolt yeah i was i thought i was seeing things but that is totally 100 where he was with absolutely nothing coming to my stupid brain makes me want to explode some cows i mean i do feel slightly better i think if we if we actually sell things that people want then we might be able to make some diamonds [Music] dolphins stolen my concrete that dolphin is full on steel in my concrete what are you doing why am i incapable of getting into pearl's base without getting stuck here is the official definition of the word sass according to the oxford dictionary everyone knows the dictionaries don't lie you can go and look up the definition yourselves but arguably more importantly this game responded to me on twitter confirming that sus does in fact stand for sustainable so that's case closed now i don't really know how that game is relevant in this situation i don't really know why they got involved but they seem to have a lot of followers and people seem to like the game quite a bit how are they different things they are identical honestly though i don't know what i'm talking about i'm just a potato who's also eating potatoes false's nether portal is more difficult to find than the dragon's egg there it is i stand by my statement though is that a roast i feel like that was a roast it's terrible it really is and and i don't normally go through that but that's because this as i say this project is out of my comfort zone by like three miles and and uh i haven't been able to process that very well so i've just sat my most valuable of items deserves his own chest somebody has installed a pressure plate into my store which i feel like might be one of the most passive aggressive things you could do i'm confused i'm lost i'm utterly bamboozled please ignore it sway with you and you may be wondering why i'm standing in the dark it's because of course i brought no torches i don't even know what i'm looking at oh it's very close there's an extreme close-up of my face you can refer to them as charlie big potato and well i guess that's me literally a potato and a big one the number of potatoes coming in is too fast for one what have i just done what did i just convert those into did i just waste a bunch of wood i was not paying attention in the slightest there and this is what happens all in all this was successfully unsuccessful speed demon look at this guy go i mean he's not that much faster than walking to be honest with you hang on yeah they're really quite similar i fit in a wide body kit to my horse i've got a rocket bunny horse i have a jdm horse oh dear okay well that's that's gonna do something what is that we've got some flowing water alfried potatoes that's awful that's a terrible joke alfredo potatoes also awful big or small i'm happy with it okay even if it isn't a gigantic hole it's my hole and i'm happy with it and in case you're wondering no i'm not going to remove this cobblestone one i'm going to leave this one as cobblestone not because i'm too lazy to remove the cobblestone and rebuild it in stone bricks but i want to commemorate the fact that this was the first the first module that i constructed and it is totally totally not to do with with the fact that i don't want to remove the cobblestone and rebuild it in stone bricks and i'm being lazy it's not that i can't believe you'd even think that i totally could have killed those slimes because i'm currently not a peace-loving plant loving potato maybe we just use one half of it for my diamond storage i feel like one of those people who walk around los angeles with their like designer dogs that's honestly what this feels like this this feels like i've got a poodle with a sick paint job oh yes i just want you to know that everything is fine you're not crazy and there's nothing weird going on here i am the opposite of cool right now if i start giving our horses nuclear launch code names i think some phone calls might get made this whole place is really cool that could be me and i could be weird yeah i'm probably weird aren't i this potato face certainly wouldn't suit big eyes that is the stuff of nightmares [Music] you

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Length: 6min 27sec (387 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 09 2021