Mumbo Jumbo out of context

if you're ever feeling low just remember i've somehow managed to make minecraft my job despite being utterly useless at it that means that you can do anything that you want in life the only issue is my parents are still alive and that can be changed peace and gays hey yes engage oh yes should we do some cloud watching that one looks like a face with its tongue sticking out that one looks like wide pie and this one kind of looks like a seahorse i went through various different stages there in my brain you probably heard it happen the impulse was recording a time lapse using the replay mod and he saw something at the corner of his eye he saw me log in and then just fiddle with the trap door for like a minute and a half and then log off that's a nice boulder i really like that boulder isn't that a line from shrek i feel like that's a line from shrek yep fantastic okay my brain is on fire today my two brain spuds are really doing the work if i just keep my head down and keep placing glass nothing can hurt me because what i can't see cannot hurt me slime blocks is sticky and the human brain is a very odd thing anyone who's new to my hermitcraft series is probably just beyond baffled at this point in time i i can't imagine what's going through your head i just want you to know that everything is fine you're not crazy and there's nothing weird going on here this is just a regular old day on the hermitcraft server i am the opposite of cool right now you know it's when your phone starts slowing down when it's on low battery that's me right now that kind of looks like a face a little bit quite a lot anyway the build is now complete and it could be yours for just 9.99 on hermitcraft.com the next stage in the process is to turn this stone blob of an armchair into a green blob of an armchair i mean sure i got my moss blocks from chernobyl but they were half price and as it's not a problem is it everything stings tell me where your friends are hermitcraft is a strange place so this is this is a new shirt yep right oh yeah yeah it smells neat that's got that new smell like [Laughter] are you interested in a test where you could potentially die like is that is that something that you're interested in it appears my spot is exposed anyway [Music] well that was hugely unsuccessful but it was successfully unsuccessful in that it was so unsuccessful that it became successful again because it was so hilariously unsuccessful yeah i think that makes sense i have a potato farm that is surrounded entirely by potato skins come here you i i probably should get you boom boom minecraft 1.17 completed by me i need to consider this guy's feelings did you like the village that you just came from okay i basically live to annoy green if i go through my day having annoyed green at least once then it's been a good day so i can confirm that my base is absolutely 100 fully sus and you you totally don't mind being in my industrial potato farm for the rest of your life but that doesn't bother you fantastic absolutely fantastic ablaze is being damaged my heart is literally in my mouth this is worse than the euros final with england this is like a never-ending flow of potatoes this is a very carb based lava lamp hallelujah hallelujah life's a struggle isn't it do you want to touch this thing over there it's really fun i mean are we allowed to am i allowed to touch the thing now and now with my wings fully equipped i can live out my true identity as super potato boy to the moon oh that was embarrassing i guess instead of going to the moon i'll just go to bed i'm i my minecraft character behaves like someone who's just drunk far too much red bull i mean let's be real though phantoms deserve to die anyway my next plan of action is to gather about 2 000 blocks of obsidian that would actually be smart like that would be an intelligent thing to do a rare intelligent thought from me and i don't want to so now we wait i'm bored bored bored flawed stored reassured if a potato eats another potato is he cannibalizing the potato do potatoes even have feelings i'm a potato do i have feelings now that i've accidentally caught this bee in my boat so all of those feelings have gone away unfortunately this this dirt tree is better than any tree that i've ever constructed so far already and it's just a dirt stalk this is a real problem so that is a bit of a problem have you been transported from the egyptian era it's hieroglyphics if i make the decision to kill something i want to make the decision to kill something and i'm going to enjoy it it'll be like a cheat day but instead of eating i'm killing thankfully my two brain cells they rub together well and they've come up with a plan this definitely feels like the most death that i could possibly create this is a it's a lot of death it's an it's an awful lot of death these loving plans baby if i die with all of this stuff on me then i'm going to eat myself out the window or as an intellectual would say defenestrate myself and yate i keep thinking that these chickens are wolves they couldn't be further from being wolves why do you look like a wolf as well and you that it's the perfect house for vegan weirdos which means it's perfect for me it even has a working uh working toilet if you uh you know you need to do some business does it actually my my bus does not have that i just do it out the side and hope that nobody notices yeah look at that i am a total okay that has to be taken into account honestly your pain gives me pleasure for example green has got this incredibly innovative design of stone witch's hats and big red snakes on a stone floor is he gonna add more of those red snakes honestly i've i don't know if that will get better if there's more of them i'm still the fastest egg slinger in the north honestly though i don't know what i'm talking about i'm just a potato who's also eating potatoes you know what maybe i should get a horse i don't think anyone else has a horse i can steal [Music] all right three two one [Music] seventy seven thousand potatoes are currently being wiped off the face of the planet [Music] we both have really manly and low-pitched husky voices manly husky yeah that's so stupid it is actually taking quite a lot of effort to get the words out of my lungs which means i'm running out of breath quite quickly which is a rather strange sensation how are they different things they are identical oh my goodness i've got a lack of legs [Music] i have iron lungs literally i can't believe i lost exciting exciting i did well am i getting better at minecraft like am i actually getting okay at something just imagine i'm actually i'm starting to improve at the game that i've been playing for the past 10 years finally i thought the day would never come come on what's this episode gonna be called mumbo pats himself on the back for 20 minutes you know mumbo mumbo bigs himself up for half an hour what is this i want the old self-deprecating mumbo haze himself guy back yeah he was he was way more fun than this arrogant bush placer this big headed spud time oh my gosh and i'm starting to realize that maybe i haven't actually gotten better at minecraft maybe minecraft has just gone easier this will obviously turn on or off the end of the power stay says stay stained bench change chain yeah my my brain is too small for those sorts of activities okay i can i can kind of live with this i can kind of live with this i can kind of live with this oh i can't live with this oh i can't live i can't live with that i have absolutely no idea what i'm doing i have str straight up no clue absolutely no idea what's going on right now i'm confused i'm lost and utterly bamboozled i don't know what to do i i chose to be the brave man and run away and hide in this little area here it is now episode 12 i believe i think i can't remember hello baby i just said hello baby to a block in minecraft and let me tell you all right if there was an any percent category for leaf placing on gigantic stone armchairs i would be the world record holder this is a two and a half dimensional build okay it has has width it has height it has depth but it has no back it looks a tiny bit ugly yeah i'll be the first to admit this looks a little bit pants the first strip has been put in and it looks awful it looks absolutely terrible you have a bunch of iron i have no iron okay i also that poses a problem all right i need a bunch of iron but not willing to pay for it i'm not gonna pay at all that's the plan i've got a poodle with a sick paint job

Channel: Hermitcraft Nerd

Views: 173,352

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Keywords: hermitcraft, mumbo, mumbo jumbo, hermitcraft 8, hermitcraft without context

Id: 95yeqEBIiTE

Length: 9min 16sec (556 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 11 2021