From Slave to Boss - Kenshi

i need you all to realize how hot it is right now in my town 30 35 35 celsius and i'm drinking a hot moroccan tea boiling i'm sweating my [ __ ] ass off i'm drinking hot tea you want to know why because we're playing kenshi today we need the kimchi vibes in order to to excel at this game okay so can she what is the game about what is the goal of kenji some people will tell you that kenshi is about the lore it's about the exploration ah kenshi's about the post-apocalypse ah this and that no no wrong can she is the journey of a sigma male shrigama male shut the [ __ ] kenshi is the typical journey of a sigma male it is the the story of starting as nothing is as a weak little [ __ ] of a man you start developing start overcoming all the hurdles that the game throws at you you adopt a quintillionaire grindset and you do not chase women you do not chase earthly desires you do not chase anything you just chase the grind in order to become the ultimate sigma male and that's what we're doing today so it's like the perfect start to show that we can become sigma males is to start at rock bottom we're gonna start as a [ __ ] slave there we go yeah rebirth boom that's it and with that we begin our sigma male journey boys we're gonna play as one character actually we're gonna we're gonna dismiss the other character what the [ __ ] is this that's you really that's me oh man [Music] okay okay we're dismissing this guy right we're dismissing this guy i've already made someone boys that you're gonna [ __ ] love import hey alexa play the avengers theme [Music] it's uh it's giga dude from the memes okay what are we naming him boys okay you guys decide we even either name him average can she enjoy her or we name him sugma mail i'll do a poll hold on i'll do a poll i'm letting you guys vote while i'm eating better oh suck my mail one okay i think this works i think what the [ __ ] all right you get the [ __ ] out of here [Music] all right bye look at that stance holy [ __ ] he radiates with the with sigma male energy right there all right boys we need to start like i need to start uh oh [ __ ] i'm not escaping hold on hold on cage cage i need a cage boys oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm gonna get beaten up you know what segment mail energy is to fight it off oh the dodge the speed never mind you're now a servant of oakland fine sure ah no no my luscious sigma male hair no no dude don't let okra knights ruin your grind set don't worry man i have i have a quintillionaire grind set okay let's just train our our uh techniques here we'll get back at these so-called alphas right here yo what the [ __ ] hold on what's wrong with that guy wait wait that's the guy who he started with what happened to him they broke his legs you know i guess i'm starting to think like getting your head shaved isn't that bad you know considering what they did to cletus let's think about an escape plan here boys i think our best way is to sneak out either we sneak out or like we start a riot or some [ __ ] will not evade it why would happen what's going on why are you taking me off my post man whoa the [ __ ] happening boss what up chief come on give me your worst give me your worst two on one easy oh [ __ ] i think this is the best path to escape right here yeah we go along that mountain we go along that path right there problem is this gate right here that's gonna be our only problem if we could deal with that we're golden come on they didn't even want me to work just walk out their betas and can't stop you all right let me try yo what the [ __ ] sigma rule one get beat ah we're up wait oh yo where are you it's cletus you see him it's clearest boys they sent us to work with cletus and that was their downfall dude okay they're gone they're gone yo cletus i'll unlock your shackles the [ __ ] you doing here [ __ ] oh [ __ ] uh never mind never mind cletus we started we got off on the wrong foot okay i mean you did a sigma male never gets on off the wrong foot yo what the f you can't keep a good man down mr uh guard can't keep a good man down oh [ __ ] they did good good man bettas can't see a sigma being successful that they come and beat it right now we may be down but with our sigma male grind set we'll get out of here one day okay maybe maybe tonight boys maybe tonight we we try to start some [ __ ] okay all right let's sneak real quick let's pick the lock let's unlock these shackles oh let's go pick the lock pick the lock there oh okay escape uh boys i think we're just going to unlock everyone cause a little riot out here i just want to cause a scene so i can escape in the chaos good good good good all right pick that lock next there's a patrol coming come on come on come on come on come on come on okay let's get out of here [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] they know they know they know they know get out of here run run run run go boys go go go go go go go totally sigma let your allies die as you escape like a true sigma i know right sigma male rule number one people are assets bye-bye i'm out of here we need to get around uh from we need to go to the lone shack to be honest that's how we get some gear to start actually trying to survive out here man ruins maybe these ruins will have something i think it's worth a check but that's a long walk just go for the shack i don't think there's even a way to reach the shack from here let's go to the ruins just in case hopefully they have something man for those guys wait library okay food anything please anything oh man oh man there's no food where do we head i think we should try for the loan shack uh the shack is just around there man yeah there's no way to get there [ __ ] it's looking bad boys we might have to go back to rebirth we escaped the wrong way think we're going back boys they'll think they won but they actually didn't trust me look it's already eight let's just go to rebirth we'll we'll uh give ourselves up when we wake up we break out again easy money this is the peak of sigma male energy you are tricking the opponent into thinking they got the upper hand while you're just using them for food okay arrest me boys arrest me divine blessings brother what okay hold on literally just walk in [Laughter] oh my god no no i thought i had him grab the bread food oh true yeah boy will they take it from me no they did not dried fish [Laughter] they're taking all the food oh my god there's five people watching my there's five people watching my prison cell what the [ __ ] come on man free the homie he didn't he didn't do anything could i possibly sneak upstairs oh sigma move about to happen watch ah [ __ ] he looked he he turned around towards me oh my you [ __ ] maybe we'll have to wait until tomorrow to break out okay let's just skip today let's not start any trouble at night we steal some food and we get the [ __ ] out of here okay let's talk to this [ __ ] you want to leave this place don't you of course let's band up together we can find our way out of here so what's the plan there's a plan right yeah but i'll need your help to make it work what should we do i got an asset that's our way out of here boys hold on [ __ ] this guy yeah oh yeah baby oh yeah baby we leave tonight are we going to sleep okay hold up hold up hold up if there are no guards around oh there are certain guards around i could go hide here somewhere okay it's getting dark so i think i'll have enough food to get to there if i escape through here you guys need to come to me over here okay i got you this far boys now the last step of our uh for escape okay you guys will go and try to fight these guys and while while you're they're fighting you i'll come up from behind i'll knock out all five of them okay trust me i got this don't forget to uh lure them that way okay away from me no no no no one is gonna die fool proof plan 100 oh no no no now [Laughter] yeah it worked it worked great plan escape okay let's get the [ __ ] out of here let's go to this loan shack that's an easy escape for us damn that's cold what are you talking about this is the way dude hello come over here for a sec let's sort you a deal drifter take a look what up what do you want oh [ __ ] sigma mail clothing that's pretty cool what about what about you who the [ __ ] are you oh you're the gatekeeper you don't want me to to have any of this huh okay i got some good [ __ ] in here i got stealing come on man catch me stealing good yeah good good cool cry me a river okay we got enough food for a lifetime now oh yes something for the sigma male to defend himself and uh oh you back off come on [ __ ] leave me alone okay i'll show you i'll show you all right let's go to worlds end trust me trust me sigma mail always has a plan right about now he has one of the greatest plans you'll ever see so just stick with it stick with it just watch just wait and watch okay we're here nice world's in okay hold on take hunters oh yeah this is what we need how much do you guys cost 2 000 per day i'll be right back you guys will see why we need this till the gear sell this sell these why not okay where were those mercenaries i really like the the vibe they were giving off did they leave already oh it's not them oh it is okay okay okay hey squad come here all right bodyguard service 2k per day you got it so first off that [ __ ] in the the loan shack [ __ ] show you [ __ ] okay where's the house we didn't pass it did we no it should be here so ah there it is okay i'm back [ __ ] hello hello hello so what was that let's just walk let's just walk menacing menacing uh sigma mail walk hello hello you remember me [ __ ] so that was stealing huh i'm gonna steal in your face what are you gonna do about it i'll steal right in your face [ __ ] the [ __ ] are you gonna do thief back up stop me go ahead try try to do something about it ghetto get her ah she heard me get it alphas they fight sigmas they watch [Laughter] good job boys okay give me that [ __ ] [ __ ] take that sword too okay pick her up because we need her need her for what oh you'll see oh you'll see next stop rebirth let's go okay are you are you boys ready are you boys ready it's about to happen okra and brothers an offering enjoy hello we do not care heyoko knights i thought you hated women here you go an offering for oakrin yo what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] these okra knights man i know what lure him over here there we go and now we [ __ ] we watch oh someone's down someone's down okay time for us to do some looting you [ __ ] blue goblin easy 300 cuts give me that all right let me help you losers yo you you really want to do this holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] okay we need to get out of here all right boys this you will always remember this day as the day the mercenaries got scammed by the sigma mail and he walked right out goodbye to you good night and i got that rude woman from the lone jack house imprisoned oh they're winning the fight i could go for more loot uh yeah mercs uh yeah don't worry about it me uh looting everyone that's that don't worry about it don't worry about it what the [ __ ] four of you survived i wasn't planning on this ending this way what the hell too many of you survive well what the [ __ ] what do i do with them for the rest of the day sigma grind said get people to go on suicide missions for you and be surprised they survived exactly oh oh hold on we can still get them killed we can still get them killed hello granite boys these guys are weak as [ __ ] though they're probably gonna get [ __ ] all right come here okay boom a good some cool drip i all right contract with the tech hunters has been terminated oh no they hate me now too late too late too late all right guys we really need to get the [ __ ] out of here even the mercenaries hit us now hey sigma mill has got now once more am i being chased oh my god what's up [ __ ] wait i can pull this off i can pull this off this guy's got oh my god oh [ __ ] he ran he ran me through oh my god he's so fast we're gonna do this technique ah they're right ahead of me too go go go hey man i'll take it all right they took nothing i think it's because they they went back to help their boys okay are they still around oh yeah they're around okay i gotta get out of here please go hide go ahead go ahead please don't see me the better male is once against victorious that was easy all right well now we need some recruits that's the next logical step yo can we pick on this guy without those guys knowing let's try it yo [Music] [Laughter] i cut off his leg oh no [Music] thank you for the katana god stealing the [ __ ] is he gonna do about it 3 000 more let's go take his leg oh [ __ ] nice let's get out of here we'll keep this as a souvenir okay boys for real what do we do now we need some recruits let's go back to worlds and there's a lot of recruits there thank you for the follow much appreciated you're helping the the stream grow helping us get to that partnership and once i get the partnership i'll buy each one of you a lamborghini okay we're these guys cannibal hunters holy [ __ ] these guys look cool hello not cannibals yeah got a cannibal problem that needs taken care of i want revenge i can help you the cost is 3 000 cats per day are you thinking what i'm thinking boys [Laughter] are we doing it again what do you say do we take these boys uh to visit ocran as well all right two days let's do two days we go to the world's end first sell our [ __ ] come back okay with a bigger backpack this time i've been captured by the holy nation boys you will not believe what they put in those meat sandwiches boom there we go that's the that's the plot aspect of how segment mail made these guys fight the the holy nation all right anyway let's go sell some [ __ ] weapon shop let's go let's do some business homies god damn awesome weapons you want this leg there you go you can have it sell everything just keep the essentials now we go back to oakrin cannibals hunters is still with me yeah boy okay okay we're here right there boys right there these are the cannibals [Laughter] when the alphas fight the sigma male watches hey they got him holy [ __ ] anyway i already robbed these guys at this point oh man this is so [ __ ] cool look at it oh this is so cool unbothered unbothered look at him unbothered my dude he is unfazed he doesn't give two shits about what's going on okay boys let's go further in holy [ __ ] they they rammed through that guy come to me i'll free you all come on guys it's getting too chaotic i think i think i think i should get out it's getting way too chaotic boys all right we're out of here we're out of here man not much we can do now some cannibal hunters still like giving them hell down there i'm out i'm out it's too risky man too risky for me hey hey where are you going where are you going where do you think you're going kick him oh [ __ ] come on suck my mail oh [ __ ] [ __ ] okay okay okay out of here out of here oh no i think i [ __ ] up we got to greedy man [ __ ] let's go down fighting god damn it [ __ ] this is gonna be so [ __ ] wait for night time and for our legs to heal this spot seems uh seems safe get the assets nah nah nah we're we're escaping from here and we're forgetting all about rebirth all together [ __ ] this place man behold today's distraction let her unlock her shackles first okay lock pick your [ __ ] let's see if the sigma mail is fine okay she did all right very good very good very good take them off okay sagma get ready homie okay the grand escape go go go go go go we going sneaky beaky like and just like that we're gone let's go sleep and heal in the in the uh shack is there even a bed in the shack please tell me there is oh yes oh yeah baby a skull oh yeah this is this was good progress look we obtained some amazing gear made a [ __ ] ton of money and thus begins the journey of sagma the true sigma mail oh man we played a lot awesome good kenshi boys we all wanted kenshi for so long keep going i hope you guys enjoyed this i i hope you guys have actually like found this as funny as i did good night yeah good night goodnight everyone hope you had fun love you all take care this actually didn't this didn't go it's like oh

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Id: H0vlHtx7FKk

Length: 26min 52sec (1612 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 06 2021