HEY. SO,
DID EVERYTHING GO OKAY WITH THE, UH, ANNULMENT? YEAH, NO PROBLEMS.
IT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF. ROSS, THANK YOU.
AAH... HEY, DO YOU GUYS
WANT TO GO SEE A MOVIE? OH, YEAH. WHY NOT? I'LL GET MY SWEATER. OKAY. YOU WANT... YOU WANT
ALWAYS. SOMETHING WEIRD
- ALWAYS I DIDN'T GET THE ANNULMENT WHAT? WE'RE STILL MARRIED. DON'T TELL RACHEL. SEE YOU LATER. HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY GUM.
- OH YEAH. WAIT! WAIT! HI. LISTEN, ROSS,
CAN I JUST TALK TO YOU FOR JUST A SECOND? PHOEBE, BUT WE'LL
BE LATE FOR THE MOVIE. OH, THERE'S A CAB! TAXI! OH, THAT'S LUCKY, HUH? GOOD TIMING. MY GOD, HUH...
THERE YOU GO. WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST
GOING TO WALK 'CAUSE IT'S RIGHT UP THERE
AT THE ANGELIKA. OH, THE ANGELIKA!
GO! GO! YOU DIDN'T GET THE ANNULMENT?! WELL, I TRIED, BUT WHEN I
GOT TO MY LAWYER'S OFFICE ALL I COULD HEAR WAS
"THREE DIVORCES!" "THREE DIVORCES!" LOOK, I JUST DON'T
WANT MY TOMBSTONE TO READ "ROSS GELLER,
THREE DIVORCES." DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT THAT. YOUR TOMBSTONE CAN SAY
WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO SAY. IT CAN SAY "ROSS GELLER,
GOOD AT MARRIAGE." LOOK, ALL I KNOW IS..
I CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER FAILED MARRIAGE SO, OKAY, WHAT? YOU'RE GOING TO BE
MARRIED TO A GIRL WHO DOESN'T EVEN
KNOW ABOUT IT. WOMAN! SORRY. WELL, OKAY, SO I
DON'T HAVE IT ALL
WORKED OUT QUITE YET. JUST DON'T, DON'T
SAY ANYTHING TO
RACHEL, PLEASE. RACHEL IS ONE
OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS. ALTHOUGH, BEING THE ONLY ONE
THAT KNOWS ABOUT THIS DOES MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL. OKAY. OKAY, STOP, STOP, STOP! PHOEBE! HEY, RACH! WHAT WAS THAT? SORRY. MIX-UP. HEY, HOW WAS THE MOVIE? I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET. ROSS. THEN YOU BETTER HURRY. THE ANGELIKA!
GO! GO! WHAT?! NO! ROSS, IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. SO, YOU'LL HAVE BEEN DIVORCED
THREE TIMES. YOU'LL STILL HAVE A LIFE. YOU'LL GO ON DATES. NO. NO. NO, I WON'T. I'LL BE AT THE BOTTOM
OF THE DATING BARREL NOW. THE ONLY GUYS BELOW ME
WILL BE FOUR-DIVORCE GUY UH, MURDERER GUY
AND... AND GEOLOGISTS. ROSS, YOU'RE BEING
RIDICULOUS, OKAY? YOU ARE CUTE AND SMART AND SWEET AND THAT IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT
THAN THREE STUPID DIVORCES. OH, YEAH? HAVE YOU
EVER DATED ANYONE WHO'S BEEN DIVORCED THREE TIMES? THAT'S NOT REALLY FAIR,
YOU KNOW. MOST GUYS WHO'VE BEEN DIVORCED
THREE TIMES ARE LIKE 60. ROSS, NOBODY CARES
ABOUT THIS EXCEPT YOU. YOU... THIS EMBARRASSMENT THING
IS ALL IN YOUR HEAD. HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU. COME HERE. WHAT? HI. HI.
LISTEN. MY FRIEND ROSS IS ABOUT TO BE
DIVORCED FOR THE THIRD TIME BUT WOULDN'T YOU
DATE HIM? AND IF YOU WAIT
RIGHT HERE I'LL GO GET ROSS. OKAY, SO WHAT DO
YOU THINK, LADIES? WHO WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED? WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO DATE HIM? WELL, THE DIVORCES
DON'T BOTHER ME. I'D DATE HIM, BUT NOT
WHILE HE'S STILL MARRIED. OKAY, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WOULDN'T YOU WANT A DATE? ACTUALLY, I'M NOT
DATING AT ALL. SEE, I FIGURED OUT THAT
I WAS ONLY DATING GUYS THAT WERE, LIKE,
BAD FOR ME. SO I DECIDED THAT UNTIL
I COULD WORK THAT OUT... GOOD, GOOD, WHATEVER. WHAT ABOUT YOU, MEG? WELL, I DON'T
CARE ABOUT THE
DIVORCES EITHER BUT I WOULDN'T DATE HIM. IT'S JUST THAT HE'S OBVIOUSLY STILL
IN LOVE WITH THIS RACHEL GIRL. WHAT? SHE SAID "HE'S OBVIOUSLY STILL IN LOVE
WITH THIS RACHEL GIRL." THIS IS CRAZY. I MEAN, YES, YES,
RACHEL IS MY GOOD FRIEND AND I HAVE LOVED HER IN THE PAST BUT NOW SHE IS JUST MY WIFE. PHOEBE, WILL YOU
HELP ME OUT HERE? WELL, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED HER
WHEN YOU MARRIED HER. WE WERE DRUNK. I WOULD HAVE MARRIED, UH, JOEY WITH THAT AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL. HEY! YOU COULD DO A LOT WORSE
THAN JOEY TRIBBIANI. I'M SORRY,
BUT YOU GUYS ARE WRONG. I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE
DIVORCED THREE TIMES. YES, AND NOW HE'S USING
THIS THREE-DIVORCES REASON BECAUSE HE WANTS
TO STAY MARRIED TO HER BECAUSE HE LOVES HER. I MUST SAY, WELL DONE. BRAVO, MEG. OKAY, FINE, FINE. IF THIS WHAT YOU THINK,
FORGET ABOUT THE WHOLE
THREE-DIVORCE THING, OKAY? I'LL GO TO MY LAWYER'S
OFFICE RIGHT NOW AND GET
THIS MARRIAGE ANNULLED, OKAY? SHE MEANS NOTHING TO ME. NOTH... NOTHING! OKAY, NOW I
WOULDN'T DATE YOU BECAUSE YOU SEEM
A LITTLE CREEPY. I AM SO ATTRACTED
TO HIM RIGHT NOW.
