SO, IT'S DOWN
TO THESE TWO. NANCY, I KNOW
YOU LIKE THIS ONE,
AND I THINK I AGREE. RACHEL, WHAT DO
YOU THINK? WELL, UM, I MEAN,
THAT ONE IS PRETTY BUT, OH, I JUST...
I JUST LOVE THIS FABRIC. SORRY. OH, DON'T BE SORRY. IT'S PART OF YOUR JOB
TO GIVE YOUR OPINIONS AND THEN I TAKE CREDIT
FOR THEM. I'M KIDDING. SHE IS KIDDING... BUT DON'T EVER DISAGREE
WITH HER AGAIN. OKAY, NOW I'M KIDDING. ( nervous laugh ):
OH, WHAT A FUN OFFICE. I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE,
BUT I DO KNOW I NEED A CIGARETTE SO WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE TAKE A BREAK, WE GO OUTSIDE AND WE'LL FIGURE THIS THING OUT
WHEN WE COME BACK? RACHEL? YEAH? YOU SMOKE? OH, NO. MY DAD'S A DOCTOR AND HE WOULD ALWAYS TELL ME
JUST HORROR STORIES... ABOUT, UH, GHOSTS
AND GOBLINS... WHO... TOTALLY SUPPORTED
THE PRINCESS'S RIGHT TO SMOKE. WHAT IF THIS KEEPS HAPPENING,
YOU KNOW? THEY'LL-THEY'LL
BE OUTSIDE SMOKING MAKING ALL THE DECISIONS,
AND I'LL JUST BE UP IN MY OFFICE BREATHING IN
MY STUPID CLEAN AIR, YOU KNOW? AND THEN WHEN THE DAY COMES WHEN
KIM WANTS TO PROMOTE ONE OF US WHO DO YOU THINK SHE'S GOING TO
PICK-- ME OR SMOKEY SMOKERSON? RACHEL, YOU CAN
GO DOWN THERE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SMOKE.
JUST SAY YOU WANT TO
GET SOME... FRESH AIR. YEAH, I COULD DO THAT. YEAH, OR YOU COULD JUST DO
THE EASY THING AND SMOKE. ( clears throat) HEY, RACHEL, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING OUT HERE? WELL, YOU KNOW, IT GOT
KIND OF LONELY UP THERE SO I JUST THOUGHT
I WOULD COME OUT HERE AND... GET SOME FRESH AIR. ( coughing) NANCY AND I WERE
TALKING ABOUT THE
FALL COLLECTION. OH, GREAT. SO, ANYWAY...
( coughing) HONEY, I'M SORRY.
WE'RE SMOKING
ALL OVER YOU. OH, THAT'S OKAY. WE'LL MOVE. YOU
STAY RIGHT HERE. Nancy:
SO I WAS
THINKING... THANKS. OH, THAT'S
GREAT. YOU ARE THE BEST. EXCUSE ME, CAN I
BUM ONE OF THOSE? YEAH, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY... ( both laughing) OKAY, OKAY, WHAT'S
SO FUNNY OVER HERE? I THOUGHT YOU
DIDN'T SMOKE. OH, YOU KNOW, I-I THOUGHT YOU GUYS MEANT
MARIJUANA CIGARETTES, YOU KNOW? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE, DOOBIES? ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
"WOW, THOSE GUYS ARE CRAZY!" BUT, NO, ACTUALLY,
I SMOKE THE REGULAR ONES ALL... ALL THE TIME. WE GET HIGH. ( stammering ):
ME, TOO. I'M KIDDING. OH! ( weakly ):
ME, TOO. HOW DID WORK GO?
OH, IT WAS GREAT. I WENT DOWN THERE JUST
LIKE YOU SAID, YOU KNOW,
AND WE TALKED BUSINESS AND KIM TOTALLY TOOK
MY OPINIONS. YOU STINK. THANKS. NO, I'M-I'M SERIOUS. WELL, THAT-THAT'S JUST
'CAUSE I WENT DOWN THERE AND THEY WERE ALL SMOKING. THIS IS ACTUALLY
THE SMELL OF SUCCESS. OKAY, BUT THERE'S
SOMETHING DIFFERENT, THOUGH. OH, MY GOD. YOU SMOKED. ( gasping) I DID NOT. YES, YOU DID. YOU LOOK HAPPY AND SICK--
YOU SMOKED! ALL RIGHT, FINE, BUT I HAD TO. I HAD TO DO IT FOR MY CAREER. I WISH I HAD TO SMOKE
FOR MY CAREER. BUT IT'S SO GROSS. DON'T... NO, WELL, NO,
IT'S NOT THAT BAD, YOU KNOW. IT'S... I MEAN, YEAH,
MY TONGUE FEELS A LITTLE FUZZY AND MY FINGERS SORT OF SMELL. I ACTUALLY FEEL
LIKE I COULD THROW UP. OKAY, BUT YOU GOT
TO PUSH PAST THIS, OKAY? BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT
TO GET SO GOOD. CHANDLER. OH, I GOT TO TELL YOU,
YOU SMELL SO SMOKY I GOT... I-I GOT TO GET UP. WHAT?
I'M NOT KIDDING. I THINK YOU SMELL GREAT. SO, WE'RE DECIDED--
NO ON PLAID, YES ON PINK. ABSOLUTELY. I'M SO ON-BOARD. MM-HMM. RACHEL, DIDN'T YOU
JUST LIGHT THAT? YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST REALLY, REALLY
TRYING TO CUT BACK, YOU KNOW. GOOD LUCK, RACH. I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN
THINKING ABOUT
QUITTING LATELY. OH, WELL, SURE--
EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT I TELL MYSELF I'M QUITTING. EVERY MONDAY MORNING,
IT'S LIKE... TELL ME ABOUT IT. WELL, LET'S JUST QUIT. WE'LL JUST QUIT.
LET'S ALL QUIT. IT DOES SOUND APPEALING. I NEVER COULD DO IT. OH, BUT YOU COULD.
YOU CAN. ABSOLUTELY. WE CAN HELP
EACH OTHER OUT. YOU KNOW, WE COULD GET--
WHAT? WHAT?-- THOSE PATCHES. WE COULD BE LIKE
THE PATCH SISTERS. WELL, YOU KNOW,
WE REALLY SHOULD QUIT. OKAY, LET'S QUIT. YES. GREAT.
GIVE ME THOSE CIGS. COME ON, GIVE IT. GIVE IT. OUT, DONE. QUIT. WHOO! MY LATE HUSBAND
GAVE ME THAT LIGHTER. SHE'S FUNNY. I'M NOT KIDDING. OKAY, THEN. OKAY.
