>> THIS IS LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL'S
HOME ROOM TV, CHANNEL HDMI 3. RIGHT NOW IT'S FRESHMAN CLASS
NEWS AND OPINION SHOW, "FRESH TAKES."
♪♪♪ >> GOOD MORNING, CLASS OF 2022.
THIS IS "FRESH TAKES," THE ONLY NEWS SHOW MADE BY AND FOR
LINCOLN HIGH FRESHMEN. I'M JUSTIN PURCELL ALONGSIDE THE
PANEL. MY BEST FRIEND, SCOTT PARTEC WHO
ASKED AMY ZOFRIED TO WINTER FORMAL THIS MORNING.
WHAT'D SHE SAY? >> SHE SAID, "YES, AS FRIENDS."
>> AHH. THAT SUCKS.
ALSO ON THE PANEL, CHRISTY LAKE WHO JUST GOT HER BRACES OFF AND
CAN'T STOP LICKING HER TEETH. >> I'M SORRY.
IT'S, LIKE, SO SLIMY. I LOVE IT.
>> AND LASTLY, ONE OF OUR FAVORITE GUESTS RETURNS.
EARTH SCIENCE TEACHER MR. PAUL IS HERE WITH ALL THAT TEACHER
GOSSIP. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
LAST TIME I WAS HERE I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR REVEALING THINGS
ABOUT MY COWORKERS THEY TOLD ME IN COFIDENCE.
BUY, HEY, THERE'S A REASON I DON'T WORK AT CHIPOTLE.
I SPILL ALL THE BEANS. >> YEAH, YOU DO.
MAYBE TOO MUCH SOMETIMES. >> OH, I GOT MORE DIRT THAN A
DUGOUT. INCLUDING WHICH TEACHER DRIVES
AN UBER ON THE WEEKENDS. THE ANSWER WILL BLOW YOUR MIND.
AND ALSO MAKE YOU SAD. >> ALL RIGHT.
WE ARE DISCUSSING ALL THE TOP STORIES AND THE FRESHMAN CLASS
IS TALKING ABOUT TODAY. JAMIE ISAAC'S POOL PARTY WAS
LAST WEEKEND. WE'LL RUN DOWN WHO WORE A
T-SHIRT IN THE POOL AND WHY THEY SAID THEY DID.
>> BUT FIRST OUR TOP STORY. LOTS OF POPULAR KIDS ARE GETTING
COLD SORES. HOW?
AND WHY? FOR THE ANSWERS, LET'S GO TO
MILES WHO IS ON COLD SORE WATCH. MILES?
>> THANKS, CHRISTY, WHY DON'T YOU SAY WE GO AHEAD AND BREAK
THIS DOWN. SO FAR, 12 COOL KIDS IN AT LEAST
5 DIFFERENT CLIQUES GOT A COLD SORE.
WHAT DO THEY ALL HAVE IN COMMON? ALL 12 WENT ON THE SKI CLUB TRIP
LAST WEEK WHICH WE'VE LEARNED GOT PRETTY CRAZY.
>> OH, YEAH, I CHAPERONED THAT TRIP.
I DIDN'T GIVE THEM VODKA, BUT I DIDN'T TAKE IT AWAY EITHER.
>> OKAY. ANYWAY.
ALL 12 PARTICIPATED IN A GAME OF "SPIN THE BOTTLE" THAT WE
BELIEVE WAS GROUND ZERO FOR THIS NASTY BACON LIP.
>> SCARY STUFF. MILES, WHAT CAN STUDENTS TO DO
AVOID GETTING THIS KISS BLISTER? >> WELL, OBVIOUSLY, AVOID
KISSING RANDOS. DRINKING FROM THE WATER
FOUNTAINS. AND UNTIL THIS THING COOLS DOWN,
I'M SORRY, GUYS, NO SHARING JEWELS.
ALSO, CHRISTY, WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT THE SCREEN.
♪♪♪ >> OH, SORRY, NO, I'M GOING WITH
BRETT WEISS. >> I KNOW, I WAS JOKING.
ALL RIGHT, BYE. >> OH, MAN.
THAT WAS ROUGH. IF I WAS THAT KID, I WOULD
CHANGE SCHOOLS. >> I DON'T KNOW.
TIME TO PAY SOME BILLS. "FRESH TAKES" SPONSORED IN PART
BY RAT BATTLE CLUB. >> JOIN RAT BATTLE CLUB, AND HOW
TO SPIT MAD BARS AND BATTLE LIKE THIS.
HERE WE GO. LISTEN, GIRLS, YOUR SHOES ARE
WHACK. >> WHAT?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW.
>> MAKING SURE SHE'S OKAY. LOOKS LIKE THE SCHOOL NURSE HAS
AN ANNOUNCEMENT. LET'S GO THERE LIVE.
>> ALL RIGHT, THE RESULTS OF THE JV WRESTLING TEAM'S RING WORM
CHECK ARE IN. THE FOLLOWING STUDENTS HAVE
RING WORM. THE ENTIRE JV WRESTLING TEAM.
NASTY. THANK YOU.
>> OKAY. WELL, MR. P., IT'S TIME TO GET
SOME GOSSIP ON OUR TEACHERS. >> I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
OKAY, GUESS WHICH TEACHER OVER 50 IS SHREDDED.
MR. BURKE. I WAS CURIOUS ABOUT HIS BODY AS
I AM WITH EVERYONE. SO I ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED SOME
COFFEE ON HIS SHIRT AND HE LOST HIS SHIRT, BUT HE WON MY
RESPECT. SO HOLY GUACAMOLE IS THAT OLD
MAN SHREDDED LIKE CHEDDAR. I SAW ALL THE USUAL SUSPECTS.
PECS, ABS AND THE VICIOUS V. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,
RIGHT? >> NOT REALLY.
>> YOU KNOW, THE V, THOSE TWO LITTLE LINES THAT MOVE DOWN TO
WHERE ALL LANES MERGE. OH, LET ME SEE IF I HAVE IT.
HOLD ON. YEP, THERE'S ONE OF THEM.
THERE, I GOT IT. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I DO NOT KNOW. AND GUESS WHICH COOL TEACHER
SHOWED UP AT SENIOR MEGAN CAMPBELL'S PARTY ON
SATURDAY WITH SOME WEED EDIBLES. BETWEEN YOU AND ME, IT WAS ME.
[ PHONE CHIMES ] OH, THERE GOES MY PHONE.
I AM IN BIG TROUBLE. THAT'S STRIKE THREE FOR OLD MR.
P. >> OKAY.
WE NEED TO BREAK FOR THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.
YEP, SO DON'T GO ANYWHERE. >> BUT IF YOU DO, GO AS FRIENDS.
