Food Atrocities

so it seems I've had one of those days where I found some weird [ __ ] on the internet which is everyday by the way it never ceases to amaze me and this time it just had to be food you know the thing we all need to consume to survive once in a while we would see some poorly made dish made by some guy on the internet thinking he's the Iron Chef and that somehow he just created the masterpiece of the world I mean we already have Gordon Ramsay on Twitter roasting the [ __ ] out of more than 95% of the people that tweet their creations to him but usually the way I see it the problem would be that it's overcooked undercooked not made as appetizing us maybe he expected it to look or it's just straight-out terrible sometimes I actually think it looks pretty decent the things people sent to him but then again I'm no pro people make those common mistakes while cooking sometimes it's understandable but the things I'm about to show you they're not simple mistakes those people are the mistakes Oh what you're waiting for me to apologize you don't mess with my appetite sure everyone has their own acquired taste but this is too far down now I'm no high-class chef myself but if you have taste buds that's all you need to get what I mean if you have a weak ass stomach or again or eating something really tasty by all means feel free to step out of this video now okay one two three four five all right to everyone who complains about people pouring milk before their cereal look at this can you just imagine what this tastes like no I'm sorry don't do that we got nothing to say to those people right now I mean that itself is still a sin but compared to this this is like what pickles and milk cereal [ __ ] out of here also this claw pack for people who pour their milk before their cereal though okay okay if you thought that was bad Delaware peeps confirm something for me right now you ain't from Delaware if you never had this shut the hell up cereal and milk served in a pickle not today Satan I mean no disrespect but if this is true I'm staying in my own state all right you best believe you're getting jumped by the Delaware community for representing them like this moving on what in the [ __ ] load is this Mac and eggs and corn oh my god none of this goes together the styrofoam plate tops it off by the way this is one of the most ghetto dishes I've seen in a while but this caption though I know how to keep my man is he still with you taste buds gone deaf wait that doesn't even make sense but you get me our bananas with ketchup an actual thing or even steak with ketchup oh I guess it is no no no even if it's a thing it's just ain't right separate this damn dessert with the main dish please god damn it you know it's one thing to experiment with food as a kid but this sit the [ __ ] down you need to chill the scariest thing about this is that people are willing to eat a sausage that's Pinker than this tongue right here and just stick a random slice of cheese on the side like that'll redeem anything do you think this is artistic is this supposed to help it look any better or any more appetizing this is the equivalent of this blobfish right here putting a flower on its head and thinking that everyone's just gonna kiss it now it's okay I still love you okay you know what this is this is the outcome of people opening their fridge to find nothing inside closing it then a few seconds later and open it again thinking food will somehow magically appear after opening it the second time after few times and realizing it ain't gonna happen then they find whatever they can and throw it together because they're starving and this is what happens when people lose themselves I can't think of any other reason how this creation would come to be but that's just a theory I'm truly sorry if you genuinely enjoy eating this you know what this is the same thing - how do you just get a bread bun find anything you can find closest to the shape of a sausage and then put it together like a hot dog on top of that there's either Jam or ketchup on that banana dog you know this is like banana bread but it just looks weird it doesn't fit this is making me gag I can't you guys - right you guys can't look at this longer than a few seconds people be cooking whatever they find in their backyards nowadays unbelievable this is gross why is the pasta stuck and shaped like that is it frozen is this supposed to be a cake I see toppings by the way putting leaves under this doesn't justify this atrocity at all this triggers my trypophobia which I don't have but it does you see I don't really have much to say about this one so I'll just make it into a meme ooh I stepped in [ __ ] yo just looking at this just I can't even get mad I just feel bad you don't even have a chicken leg so you just draw it on a sheet of loose-leaf paper stop making us pity you call me so we could go eat chicken or something now bye don't be ridiculous like that whoever made this I want to see you eat this right now I don't care if you did this for shits and giggles you shared this to ruin all our appetites so you won't eat it that is if I ever find you steak beans and milk oh [ __ ] oh God my stomach is turned over just thinking about it alright alright I saved the worst for last do you see this right now whoever did this mixing all three of these together making me have to find these candies one by one nitpicking it making my hands all colorful and sticky [ __ ] you tell me why it was that hard to just separate them into three plastic bowls or something or the bags are right there you could just leave them anyways stay safe don't play with your food too much unless you want food poisoning [Music]

Channel: Tabbes

Views: 6,942,284

Rating: 4.9461193 out of 5

Keywords: nasty food, disgusting food, animatic, food animatic, food cartoon, drawing food, gordon ramsay, food criticism, playing with food, scribble, doodle, food challenge

Id: 13YccyPDfT4

Length: 5min 27sec (327 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 02 2017