"Welcome to instant death before we begin you have to accept these terms: I won't flip out I will not destroy my computer, and I will always remember there is no checkpoint." Okay, hello, everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to instant death now instant death touts itself is a very difficult game I don't know about that. I'm not 100% percent sure so we'll find out what happens. It's a first-person Rage game, but I never trust anything, that's Touted to be a difficult game We're just gonna see exactly how tough you can be and apparently that's not very.. green colors alright safe AYE! okay well. pop pop pop pop Okay, easy enough enter the portal to pass the level okay easy enough, okay Let's do this for real Z this time level two orbs. Okay. Why do I need orbs? Collect three orbs to win the level it's like the world's hardest game. I see how you are Okay, well this isn't so bad. I can dig it easy Z alright. Let's do this bridge, okay? Whoo you you you pew yep Easy peasy, yawn-a-rama. Oh, this is so easy. Oh, this is the easiest thing I've ever seen ah I tripped my massive balls over that one. All right. I see what you do. I see how you do game ha ha ha No, that's fine All right, yes easy peasy lemon squeezy All right, good. Good. Good. Rotating cubes Hey. What could be so bad about that one? What could be so bad hey you get back down here? Let me up here. Okay? Not so bad Okay, oh the first person's gone. Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey whoa? Hey whoa? That was not fair why? Well, that's not good Yeah, oh come on oh I hate this okay, right there safe. I see it Okay, right there safe, okay? Just walking along the path whoa don't like that Okay, that's it come on Dick hole dick hole dill weed Hey pull the clothes on that one. Oh god Okay, easy easy easy easy easy. I got this oh, no, please okay Got it got it got it got it got it. Okay. All right now so bad bridge part two How did you start it with him running away from me, hey back here Please may I mother may I you think you can mess with the likes of me. Do you even know who I am? My name is mawkipler! no no no please AHH! OOOOOOO nope wwaaAAHHH Come on all right no whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa? Whoa easy easy like it tweren't nothing like it like it weren't naAAAHHH ohh All right like it well doesn't help no. Hey. What the fuck huh you're fast. Why were you fast? Jeezums You no no no no ah it's so fast. It's so fast. It's so fast ooh. Why is it so? eeeuuUUUH Okay, god. I don't like you Why are you so fast? Yeah? This is gonna be the the episode of me making moose noises all day long, okay? Well, you didn't come all the way over here. You sank approve NooOOOOO Fucking come on oh Sack of poop *thumping music in back* AHHH Come on Come on. I had that eugghh AYE Okay, we're fine. Everything's fine. No excuse me. Sorry pardon - mwah Mwah whooah pardane Mwoah! Pardan Mwah! Jeezums I can't-nOOO come on You're not even giving me a goddamn chance. you peice a poop oooOH. Batch, batch, batch (bitch) Biznatch! Oh batch No! C-What the fuck I did that again, I did that agaAiN! no, aAAAH Fuck big hairy, baba Ganoush you're gonna taste the oh I was gonna say something along lines taste my victory or taste my sweaty balls. I don't know uuUH. Okay, I don't know HOWIMALIVE but I'll take it whoa I'll take it. I'm gonna be a bag chooser Okay, I made that finally oh *Marks loud mating call* God moose mating calls all day long at least please. Please don't shorn this shit off my *various cries mixed with fear* Im so scareddd *more yells of fear* Okay, we're fine. We're fine easy-peasy wooAAHAAAHHH *More of Marks Mating Call* Haha, I hate that! how? can I duck? can IduUck?! can I duck! Whatever, I don't oh Okay well then oh NO NO NO NO You piece of shit god fucking damn it oh eeeyuoooohoho AAYyooo I hate that all of that oh noOOOO! God DAMNIT! FuckING hEeELLLLL EUUGHHH I don't know how I am Alive, but I will take it *quietly muttering to himself* Wait *more thumping music* Yo- ARGHHH, I made it okay, I made it hood boy. I am sweating up a storm here *crying? sounds of fear* Faster cubes faster cubes. Oh okay? Well this ain't no fucking like I said you ain't no canoe I smelt that deaf *high pitch* hoookay maybe I should take my time *Pure concentration and fear* All right boy I am VERY afraid Okay, I'll miss that entirely that's fine that means. I'll miss everything else enTIRELLYY DUrrrhh, Dur Okay.... Ahh uuGHH *mark making various caveman noises and grunts* *screams* Okay, I'm fine. I'm fine. It's all good. It's all good. its easy its easy its easy Baby spin, what's spinning? I don't see no spin. I don't see no spin I *dissapointed sigh* Don't see no- ahh god damnIT I don't see no-FUCK. I don't see nothin somebody touch em I spin GATS how in the euu Okay Don't like you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what is that? What is that oh? ughHHH Okay, so it doesn't Doesn't it doesn't reach? It's okay? Just got a good where am I safe right here? Okay? nuzzled up against the bosom wooOOOO Okay woooOOOOO Okay *more screams* Okay, I don't think the screaming is helping, but I like it *screaming* *more screams* Okay oh -giggles- Whoa hey whoa hey whoa Okay ease oh god. No. No nOO NOO first try baby oh NOO OHH GAWD FUCKING NOO! NOOOOHOHO *pained noises* noo-hohoo Fucking god damn it of course of course. I do of course. I choke. Oh, ah Fucking hell it's Oh easy peasy easy No easy peasy okay. I got this all I got to do is get across the pillars. Just right like a Like a BAWSE euuugh. euu-AHHH Come OOHOHOHOONNN No matter, what ah Come on just jump jump jump you bastard all right spinny bastard the blender of death It's all good. I got it oh AWEHH Right on my nards, it's easy it's easy I got what I need again aaHHH NO NO! *cries of anger* comm onnn Come on come on Big Boy show them what you're worth Okay, yes, please don't fuck it up aAGHHHH yeaaAAAAAA *slightly insane laughter* *pained laughing* Oh no Remember where the orbs are I Don't think I want that. why do I want to remember where the orbs are? why do I? *fearful laughter* im gonna lose my mIND okaAYYyy owahhhH *tiny voice* I don't remember where the orbs are! What do you mean remember where the orbs are? WheRe Are ThE OrbS! I DuNnO Oh, I see an orb! yay one one Okay great God one. Oh, there's two okay. Give me a third ha ha I found you Last one, okay, I just got to make it back now easy enough *mark imitates monkey, slowly getting louder* Why am I running oh There's no need to run in the hallways Okay, Oh God ah my brain ah my brain my brain my iris no time for death laser I Gahhh I give up! I Give uhuhup Yeah, I just see what the death laser is I'm not gonna make oh do I need to remember because oh ah I see Okay it's the same oh, it's the same orb position but Now there's a death laser is what you're saying. Okay. All right. Well time for death laser Looks like I'm going to be lasered to death, oh shit. Well, yeah Well laser is activated Well that's not good Okay, where is it? Where's the laser? *thumping music* ooaHHH OHHHH Okay, that's the laser okay. All right that one hurts my eyes. I think I'm done for now so that is Instant death, lives up to his name Very difficult very difficult, but not too bad. It's pretty good so anyway Thank you everybody so much for watching. Let me know what you thought of this game down in the comments below I'll provide a link to this game if you want to bash your head against this proverbial wall So thank you everybody so much for watching Let me know if you got other difficult games that you want me to play and possibly rage at so Thanks again, and as always I will see you in the next video. Buh BYEE!! *outro music*
