(DEATHCORE ROCK) How's it going guys? I am Matthias, and welcome to the special hologram edition with Jacksepticeye! Oooooh! (magical ghostly sounds) I don't know why I made myself a ghost. I'm a hologram, not a ghost. (laughs) High Five! (Epic Hand Through Hand Hi Five) Did that work?
I don't know! (yes and it was magical too) You know we had the same amount of subscribers in, like, April? Really? (Matthias and jack laughing) I want to kill myself now! (no don't) The key to that is just to be really animated and just go- just go wild! So welcome back to another 12 days of Matthias! Where we do 12 videos for 12 days with 12 different giveaways and today's giveaway is...(that's a lot of twelves) It's a newborn baby! No! How dare. ...A one year subscription to the Fab Fit Fun subscription box! If you guys haven't checked out Jack's channel, go check it out, link in the description below.(jacksepticeye) Today, we are doing the Finish My Sentence challenge. Yeah! Yeah! ( Hellish tone ) (hellish background) Alright, so basically how this works is we say one word at a time, but we have to try together, to make a complete sentence. This is is gonna get wacky, this is is gonna get crazy- When do we know, to like, the cut off for the sentence? *laughing* How do we know when the sentence is formed? I think we'll know. I think I'm gonna start this one out, are you ready? Hit me. (not literally) I. Love. You. So. Much. That. I. Really. Don't. Care. To. Lick. *laughing* Your Face?! *laughing* This has went way downhill so fast! *laughing* I guess that's the end of that sentence! (rip sentence you will be loved) Ok, this is really hard to do without getting really innuendous. *Jack disappears* Ok, my video just stopped recording. Pop! (jack in the box) It's like, woah! Sorry, I had to go get milk. *Matt laughs* Okay, hit me. Maybe. I. Shouldn't. Hit. My. *Matt laughs* Grandmother's. *Matt laughs more* Butt. *both giggling* With. (jack starts to notice he's being pushed into a sentence he cant get out of) A. Hard. *Matt dies* *Cringes* Where's this going?! Paddle. Made. Out of. Jelly. *both laugh* What are people going to think of us? (We think you're both Bosses!) Grandma watch out for these hard paddles made out of jelly. (yea grandma watch out) Strap yourself in it's about to get wild! *Laughs* Peaches. Can. Smell. Just. Like. Dirt. When. You. Subject. Yourself. To. *Jack laughs* A. Colonoscopy. From. *cringes* From!? *Laughs* From who? Who do I want a colonoscopy from? I don't want a colonoscopy from anybody! (hopefully not) Obama... (cue suspicious music) Thanks. *Coughs* I'm choking on my own saliva! (BADGERS!) Good god! I'm gonna start this one off. Saliva. *Laughs* Tastes. Like. Chicken. When. You. Eat. Chicken! *Laughs* That's not wrong, that's true! That's probably true! (maybe) Tuna. Fish. Can't! Smell. Shoes. *Laughs* When has a tuna fish ever been around a shoe? People throw crap in the oceans all the time. I find shoes in the randomest places!(well then) You ever been like walking down the street and all of a sudden their like up in a telephone pole wire? ...No. When is it a good idea? When does that pass your mind that it's a good idea to just say, "Hey you know what? These shoes have a good run."(puns) ...and you throw them up into a telephone pole! I can go out and within 10 minutes find shoes, like hanging on a telephone pole. (it's code for finding meth labs btw) Well, You don't have to go shopping for shoes then, do ya? Well, You have to go climbing for them. You can't just get them free! Aliens. Like. Butts.(south park references) But! You gotta get the double butt! You got to get the double butt! Aliens like butts, but They. Don't. Like. Boobies!(yay) *Laughing* When. They. *Laughs* Are. Lactating. *Jack Laughs, Matt Dies* Sorry!!! What!? I knocked it out of the park. Teachers. Spank. Their. Students. With. Rulers. When. Hitler. Was. President? (questioning) *Laughing* Oh man... I want to see some fan art from these sentences.(no believe me you don't) Bouncing Castles. Bounce. *Disappointment.* Real, real clever. Real..original. Children. Off. High. Places. In. Space. *Laughing* You don't know physics! It's a high place! You can't bounce anything in space! I can bounce in space. Trust me... (magical) That was just some bad weed you smoked that time. We all remember that time... *sad music* The kids will never forget that.*more sad music* Febreze. Can. Freshen. Smelly. Breath. *Laughs* When. Applied. With. Lollipop. Lotion. *Laughs* What's lollipop lotion?! (good question) Minecraft. Just. Blew. Everyone's... *Matt tries not to say dyick* ...Mind. *that's better* Because. Jack rabbits. *Laughs* I don't have any, like, cool words, when jack rabbits... ...Flop! *Laughing* Minecraft just blew everyone's mind when jack rabbits flop. (how bout jacks rabbits flopped) *Even More Laughs* I gotta think of a wacky word here... Amanda, give me a wacky word. Pumpernickel. Pumpernickel! Thanks Amanda! Making my job real easy! (yup) Spice. Breeds. S-s-sweet. Babies. ... *Chuckle* Let's.. let's try this again Jarring. Thought you were going to say Jar Jar Binks and I was going to have to punch you! No. Okay, Jar Jar Binks-- RUINED! *Laughs* Love. For. Me. *Chuckles* Do you think about him a lot? or... (jacks mind goes to a bad place) He ruined love for me, it's true. I had a love for Star Wars, and he ruined it! Oh, that kind of love... I was trying to avoid eye contact with Amanda. (your a hologram jack she cant see you) Prisons. Offer. Fantastic. Cheese. B-because... Prisoners... Love! To. Swim. While. E-E-Erect! I don't know!!! What? Prisons Serve Good Cheese Because Prisoners Love to Swim Erect That's How We Get Good Cheese Trash Cans. Grind Booty When Daclub. it's one word. (yup sure is) Daclub is one word. When. Mahmusic. That's Also One Word Aswell. Gets. Cronk. *Laughs All Around* I don't know what kind of person you are but I don't grind on Trash Cans in Daclub. I think we're finding out a lot about each other in this challenge Ointment. *laughing Ointment heals. All. Emotional. Issues. During. Application. W-with? Furry. Spatulas. *laughing I thought I was better at English than this (guess not) Let's give a big round of applause For Jacksepticeye For joining us for Getting beamed into my appartment Thank you! Thank you! Thank you everybody! Thank you, see you at home You're the real MVP High five *High Fives* Bam! That worked Thank you very much for watching Hope you enjoyed this video If you did Give it a Like Go Subscribe to Jacksepticeye and here's how you win that Giveaway Today's Giveaway is A one year subscription to The Fab Fit Fun subscription box service (wait is that zumba? :O) This Giveaway is for U.S and Canada This one's for the ladies So I don't quite know Much about what's inside here besides what they tell me And what they tell me is What's inside here is worth about 200 bucks But you get it for 50 bucks a box Now I'm just not going to Take their word for it okay So we're going to bring in an expert And when I say expert I actually mean Expert and licensed Cosmetologist Amanda Faye! (yay) Sit right here my love So... All I know is that it's Fabulous, Fit and Fun Open this puppy up! What?! *What?!* Break the seal, break the.. Oh Jeez So we got some Zumba This is an apple peel for your face Can you eat it? No. Sorry guys it's not for us You can eat this Oh I can eat that? There's a lot in here So some of the cooler stuff Is... You get a candle?! What kind? Coconut body Candle Love coconut Organic Balance Protein Shake A 30 dollar gift card?! And you get some pretty eye shadow Which I'm going to go try right now W- (goodbye Amanda) I kinda have to finish The outro It's mine now! Okay, well I guess that's it Alright guys, So all you've got to do To win this is Step 1: Follow me on Twitter Step 2: Tweet this video with the hashtag: #TwelvedaysofMatthias I will announce the winner tomorrow at 11am PST So be sure you're following me on Twitter So that you find out who wins High Five!
Those were so funny! Would be nice to see Matthias, jacksepticeye, and Markiplier collaborate again.
Those videos were hilarious!