[JINGLING] [BLOWING] [JINGLING] Just roll the dice! [MUSIC PLAYING] --1, go. Animal feathers in New York. Dove. No! Eagle? No, they land on people. Purple martin. No! We used to have purple martins. You know how many
mosquitoes they eat? Oh, I can pass? It flies. Every word they give you is
what you want to blurt out! The hardest thing in the world. Playing games with you. No, no, no, no. This is a mineral. What do you like to
eat in the morning before you go to work or school? Eggs. Yes. Good job. Don't congratulate me! Go to the next one! Here we go. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Before we start, loser,
braces for a year! What? Last place eats the plant. 12 bites max, dude. Look at this thing. Belly flops-- hey, wait
for it-- not in the pool. Dry land! Dry land, right on
the concrete, dude! [SNICKERS] What? Huh? You have something
good, don't you? What? No. All right, I'll just go all in. It's not your turn! Oh, sorry. I fold. No! I think-- oh, huh,
ah, haha, my bad! Hundo, hundo, hundo. What are we
thinking, $30 buy in? Let's change somebody's
life tonight. Can somebody spot
me a few chippies? I left my wallet at home. Yes! Blackjack! Oh, sorry, wrong game. Don't look. Don't look! Oh, my bad. Would you get that? We saw it, though. All right, let's play some Risk. Oh, don't we have to be
at dinner in six hours? That's plenty of time! Yeah, it's not like
we're playing Monopoly. [LAUGHING] You're up. Yeah, I've got Europe. No, you're up! I've got Europe, Gary. While we're young, Gary. Gary, are you dead? That's a forfeit in my book. Played your heart out, buddy. Oh, Gary! Dude, look what I
found in the basement. [BLOWS] Oh, my goodness! It's Jumanji! And it's a board game! No, not the board game
we're going to play! [EERIE MUSIC] No, no, no, no, no, no! Dude, the batteries work! This is fantastic! Shut it! Shut it! Shut it! Close it! OK, I'm done-- just kidding! Bro, stop, bro, no! I'm not touching the dice. [DRUM MUSIC] A slithering serpent
disguised on the ground. It will wrap you up. And it will drag you down. I'm not dealing with it. I'm getting something
to drink right now. You guys want anything? [HISSING] Joe, Joe-- What? Joe-- [SCREAMING] No! Oh my god, no no! Ah! Go! Get out! Get out! Go! Oh, Cody, did you draw
the kangaroo card? Technically, it was your turn. But, yes, you did. Oh, he's chasing me! OK, I think we have a
bit of a problem now. I agree. Get in the bathroom! Go, go, go, go! [INTERPOSING VOICES] Get in, get in! Turn the lights on. [SCREAMING] Password? Yeah, I think I'm here. Oh! Welcome, weary traveler! Come, join us! Do I roll the dice? (MOCKINGLY) Do I roll the dice! [LAUGHING] I guess I'll punch the dragon? Punch the dragon! Punch him! Punch the dragon. Punch him! You have four points
damage on the dragon! Ah! (GRUFF VOICE) I summon the
iron gravel of fortitude! Ah! Yes! [BLOWS HORN] I'm so excited. Oh, I need to be red, sorry. I'm always red. I know, I'm always red. And if you're red, I'm going
to be playing your red pieces thinking it's mine. My house, my choice. You're fine. OK. OK. Now we're both red! No, we're not! Oh, got a couple
stragglers over here too. All right, Codes, kick us off. Sweet! Can I be red! OK, he's an athlete. I think he used
to play baseball. Brett Favre. Yes. Oh, this is hard. It's an animal. Hyena! Yes! I went here in eighth grade. The bathroom. Yes. Balcony. Telescope. Mm-hmm, it's another athlete,
I'm pretty sure he's a golfer. LeBron James. You're crushing it! War movie. "Sound of Music." Yes! I killed one in second grade. Tamagotchi. That was really sad. OK, I always wanted one,
but I never got one. Holographic Charizard. Yes! I have two. We'll talk later. Hate to do this to you. Checkmate. Yeah, that's not checkmate. Oh, you can just move him? Got a little something for you. Shoop. Shoop, can't do that. Is it ever smart to
kill your own guy? Oh, the show made this
sound really exciting. And to be honest with you,
it's not really that exciting. All right, before
dessert, babe, you want to tell them
our special news? Yeah. Or we could play a game! I was thinking the
exact same thing! Move! 3. Nerts! Yeah! Whoo! No way! [CHEERING] Winners! Oh, super fun game, huh? Best of 12? I'm actually feeling
a little nauseous. Oh, that's the dog. Yeah, he's a little annoying. Could you crate
him or something? I think we can all agree
last year was unacceptable. We're more mature than that. All for one-- We play for fun! Oh, that's cheating, man! You've got the table
leaning your way-- Are you serious, coming from
the most corrupt Monopoly banker of all time? No, no, hey, hey, hey,
hey, we're not doing that. We're not doing that. [RINGING] Ow! What is wrong with you? Hey, you cheated me, man? [METAL MUSIC] So sorry! That was not intended for you! All for fun! This is unacceptable. We're more mature than that. Hey, good game. It's better than last year. Is it under the rug? How did we lose the piece? We're missing one piece? You lost it! Did somebody
accidentally eat it when they were eating the chips? I'm about to lose my mind. No, Ty, it's not
worth losing it. It's a puzzle. I might have eaten it. Oh, it-- it was in my pocket. Oh, god. Sorry, it was stuck to
the back of my phone. Oh, man, that was-- Glad I didn't rage
in the kitchen. Yep, that's it. All right, nice job, boys. Let's put it up. Well done. (VOICEOVER) You
know what I hate? Games. I got to get out of here. Thank you very much. Oh! [INAUDIBLE] I got it. I got it. [INTERPOSING VOICES] I really thought I was
about to win that too. (VOICEOVER) OK, 53% of the
time, a right-handed player will play on the right
side of the board. He's wearing a jacket
and sweatpants. And the low today was 68. So he's clearly not that
much of a critical thinker. He's got Cheeto
dust on his hands. I'm not really sure
what that indicates. But that could be useful. He's unarmed. I could cheat. He's not going to kill me. But I shouldn't cheat. Cheating's bad. I should just stick
to the game plan. Dude, you've got to go. Yeah, sorry, here we go. Need this for the win. Focus! [INTERPOSING VOICES] They're not getting this. We got this. All right, ready? Go! Timer's on. A monkey? Gorilla! Strong! Strong! Orchestra! Are you serious! It's an iPad! iPad! Ah! AppleCare! Ah! Star Trek! No, it's not Star
Trek, you moron! It's dad-gum Star Wars! Are you kidding me? Get him out of here! Golly! [ENGINE REVVING] Oh! [SCREAMING] "Texas Chainsaw Massacre!" Easter! He's alive! And he's back for more! [SCREAMING] Cage free, farm raised! Wait, wait, I got it! Bull in a china shop! No! I told you he was going to rage! Yes, hey, that was
the word, "rage." What? Yes. Nice. Hey, that was a good comeback. I thought you would have had
it with the cup in the-- yeah. What's up, guys? If you want to see me
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I'm sorry but you incorrectly labeled this as "humor"
Ah, was Dude Perfect running out of markets, so they now try board games?
I was ready to post this. There’s a crack at Monopoly so of course it belongs on this subreddit ;)
The thumbnail alone is perfect